Newfag Welcome/Help Thread
Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
Post all your foalcon here
/mlpol/ Mare Fair/Convention Planning Thread
Hey faggots! Mare Fair is obviously over, which means now is the perfect time if not already done so to begin the steps and plans to go toward/into Mare Faire 2025.
Personal plans are free to be discussed and developed, but speciically I'm encouraging plans/discussion for how to improve the site's visibility and public profile.
Mare Fair seems amongus the best spurces for potential new/old users, as well as ample opportunty for quasi-board related shenanigens.
In particular, there seems to be a decent potential for a publicly scheduled meetup (with complimentary elastic-strig and paper anon masks, in green and orange), if not a full-on /mlpol/ panel.
Not to mention the potential of randomly annexing areas, events, etc.
Think about it, there's plenty of potential to show the fandom - particularly the anonymous part - that theres still fun to be had here and I'm interested in discussing how to make that happen.
yeah I'm early but this board is slow
Who's going, what are we doing, who's bringing the jungle juice?
Marefair 2024 thread
Holocaust Denial Thread
Anyone got good Holocaust denial propaganda? I got into a fight with my boomer parents.
Donald Trump rally in Butler Pennsylvania
He was supposed to take the stage 20 minutes ago or so. Laziest fucking op you've ever seen
Downpour OF Fire
>ITT I post my first chapter of my fanfic story.
>Sadly, it's highly unlikely there will be more chapters.
>You know me.
>But then it's just a slider thread, which is fine by me.
>Tell me what you like or disliked, plz.^^
Story Title: Downpour of Fire
Chapter 1 -- My Fair Maiden
"Do you hear that, dad! You're gonna pay. His a molester. He's a chiiiiildmolester!"
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An adolescent woman with green eyes sent a glare at a staring passerby. He looked away, started to jog, and
changed his path to one that put more distance between him and the woman.
"Sunset, please," said a little girl who sat in the woman's lap.
The woman whose name was Sunset glanced down at the bespectacled girl in her lap. Sunset held an arm around the girl's shoulders like big boa. With her free arm, she used her pointer- and middle-finger to twiddle a lone lock of purple hair in the other girl's fringe.
"They don't need to stare at my sister, like that," Sunset said while smiling down at the girl with half-lidded eyes.
"Mmmph, I don't think they would be staring if you were... Uhm... Less touchy." The girl looked away from Sunset's gaze and instead, gazed at the two slices of cakes with whipped cream on top, topped off with whole strawberries strewn about as decoration, and consisting of one pink layer of varies-assorted-berries cream and vanilla cream layer sandwiched between a pair of fluffy breads.
"Heh, what?" Sunset dove in and whispered into her ear as the girl's gaze stayed on the cakes in front of her. "Am I embarrassing you?"
The girl blushed, at first but then pouted and looked at the woman with annoyance in her eyes.
"I have changed. I'm not a little girl anymore."
At first Sunset looked like something invisible had stabbed her but then she gained a playful look. She wiggled her eyebrows.
Sunset pulled the girl into an tight embrace and placed her chin on top of the girl's head.
"Oh, right. My bad. You're just soooooo big, sis. I can barely reach around you anymore. Hehe, maybe bit too much cake, huh?" Sunset rocket the girl from side to side while she spoke.
After the initial surprise, the girl began to struggle against the woman. When she found it to no avail, she spoke up.
"Sunset. Let. Me. Go." she said.
The mirthful look on her features disappeared and Sunset reluctantly released her hold of the girl.
The girl jumped down on the cobblestone pavement with her brown boots, then grabbed a nearby chair, carried it around the small, round table they sat at and placed it down on the opposite of where Sunset sat, before she hopped on it. Then she dragged one of the cake saucers across the table's glass surface with a "Krrrrr," sound accompanying it.
She scooped up a piece of cake with a teaspoon that had a fancy constructed silver handle.
She glared at Sunset as she stuck a load of cake into her mouth. Sunset looked dejected and the corners of her lip jerked. She looked away and hid her head from view with one arm as she scratched her head.
Sunset's eyes wander across the street. It followed the horse-drawn chariots as it passed by the nearby road, but then stuck to an owl perched on the shoulder of a robed woman with white staff with ornamented by carved in lines that depicted vegetation and flowers, only for her eyes to jump to a new source of a sound emanating on top of a building where a sphere consisting of metal rings, were each one rotated, within each other except for the most outer one, created sounds via electrical charges zapping onto the nearby vertical, metal rods that surrounded the contraption on the roof.
Nothing she hadn't seen before.
She looked back at her sister and her smile returned as she watched her sister's blissful expression while both her cheeks were puff out with cake.
The females wore clashing fashion. The girl wore a green, fuzzy cardigan with brown and red threads sewn in both left-way and right-way and intersecting into four rhombuses over her underdeveloped chest; and a modest blue skirt so dark it almost seem to be in black. Thick-framed, rectangular, black glasses sat on her cute little nub of a nose. Whenever she moved her head too quickly, the tied bum of her deep dark blue hair would bounce around like a speed-boxing bag. Her fringe fell like a curtain over her
forehead but was clean-cut across it just above her eyebrows. A single purple highlighted bang of chaos split off from the rest of the ordered fringe. She also wore a nice looking wristwatch.
Meanwhile, the young woman, wore a ripped-sleeved, tan, tank top with a print underneath her almost handful-sized mounds of flesh that depicted with only black silhouettes a knight standing over a slayed dragon with his sword stuck into it's neck. In an arch, over respectively under, the image, it was written on the fabric, 'DRAGONSLAYER', 'KNIGHTZ'. The tanktop didn't go all the way down to her cargo pants though, as it cut off just above the navel. The subtle traces of abs could been seen if one inspected her toned belly. Her cargo pants' legs had been torn off to make shorts of them. Five separate bracelets that looked more like small, black,
leather belts with either gleaming, metal spikes, or skulls, or etc. were strapped along her left arm while her right was completely bare. Her hair was also pulled back but only into a pony tail that looked like upside-down torch considering the hair it tied down. Sunset's hair oscillated like waves but the coloration of it, with it fluctuating between red and yellow, made it seem more like a billowing flame in the wind.
Attempted Lee Harvey Oswald v2.
New Tamers12345 Kino Dropped
/MLPOL/ Watch Party Part 4: We Endure
/MLPOL/ Watch Party Part 4: We Endure/MLPOL/ Watch Party Part 4: We Endure
The horrors persist, but so do we.
Welcome, newfags and oldfags. This is a thread about a weekly get-together some of us like to do on Fridays.
Account registration is not required.
Starting at around 7:00pm EST (8:00pm Central Time), and continuing until the end of the night.
Cytube is the current site hosting the Watch Parties, and the normal room is
https://cytu.be/r/FlappyPterodactyl . This may be subject to change, so double check the announcement post in the thread.
These nights consist of going to a website with a video player and a chatroom and having a good time. The format we're using lately starts with the first hour being a series of pony animations and music. This is followed with a couple episodes of a show, then we switch over to a livestream portion for a brief intermission, followed by a series of classic shorts, followed by a movie, followed by two episodes of another show, followed by MLP episodes, then the room is usually pretty open to whatever.
The mood of the nights is “Good Vibes”, and we tend to like more classic content compared to a lot of what's on offer these days.
Feel free to swing by at some point after people filter in.
Last Movie Night / Watch Party Thread: >>350055
Are Seed Oils Bad For You?
Are seed oils bad for you?
2024 Vice Presidential Debate
HAPPENING: HALF OF US SHIPPING VOLUME SHUTS DOWN ON TUESDAY
>50 years since the last strike and that one lasted for nearly 4 months>BIDEN IN AN ACT OF BETRAYAL TO KAMALA IS NOT GOING TO FORCE THEM BACK TO WORK>Over 10 Billion in economic damage to the US every 24 hours the strike lastshttps://archive.is/P4l6u Fluttershy thread
Post flutters
Celestia Thread: Summer Solstice Edition
It's the longest day of the year.
Have you praised the Sun yet, Anon?
Pony Generation 6 Leaks
I am a bit late on the news, but Gen 6 has leaked, and I think a thread going over both what we know and what is likely might be fun.
Summary so far: there is only concept art and stills and a voice-over that I assume is legitimate describing the basic format.
https://youtu.be/mVN-jeW8B3o?feature=sharedThis is another reboot that is attempting to mesh the ideas from the old G5 concept and some G5 ideas with only parts of the G4 and G5 cast being recycled into this new canon. Apparently, all the recycled cast are now blank flanks despite their age seeming to be consistent with their previous appearances and are attending a summer camp, Camp Cutiemark, to learn how to obtain them.
Analysis: Twilight Sparkle narrates the leak and makes mention of her situation. She finds making friends difficult while announcing her relief knowing there is a library on campgrounds. This signals to me that this show will be a full reboot which will erase everything except the core character set up. I doubt she will be from Canterlot and Canterlot likely will not exist either.
The narration describes an antagonist that challenges the team in making friends, Desaray Goldenhoof, who appears to fairly generic so I am going to wager that she is the Diamond Tiara of this show and will be a multi-season arc to reform her if the show lasts that long. Twilight specifically says that she has been mean to Twilight since they were fillies. This doubles down on this generation being a full reboot with no ties to previous works outside the shameless pillaging of characters without the decency to rework their design, character traits, or flesh out their motives like G4 did.
Pinkie Pie is introduced as she describes herself as "the queen of pies and parties" and that she "never goes anywhere without a pie" which might suggest that the names of the characters are going to be taken a bit more literally with connection to their character traits. Maybe that is just for the sake of a pitch to executives, but it does make me wonder if Pipp Petals will grow flowers.
Speaking of Pipp, the show is going to recycle only specific characters as the main cast. So far shown are what I can only assume are what the executives have calculated are the fan favorites from each gen, Twilight Sparkle for obvious reasons, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie from G4, Misty Brightdawn from G5, and as of yet not shown but leaked to be present Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals also from G5. The cold calculates deleting the favorites of many from G4 and the... I assume favorites from G5 should anyone had survived through the trash and found a likable character in G5... anyway those things aside, what possessed them to make yet another camp themed series?
Not only did Spongebob do the same with their reboot idea called Kamp Koral...
https://youtu.be/8v9qqwBpCtA?feature=sharedbut My Little Pony already did this shit with EQG.
https://youtu.be/uPj_9b0G0fQ?feature=sharedWhat is with executives falling back on the camping idea for TV shows? Anyway, this is a disappointment on several levels, but it at least will let G4 rest is pieces and G5... well it was never much alive to begin with with it being a dead idea revived with horrific art direction and devastating results on the lore of the past. Unless this show says this is all some sort of spell that has time warped all of these characters into this illusion realm, it can't further damage the lore of G4. I am disappointed that the show staff never once bothered to explore things like what causes evil magic to obtain a green aura in literally every instance outside Tirek and Cozy Glow or the nature of the stars that may or may not be living beings, but they clearly never were equipped to explore that even during G4 and certainly never in G5.
Regardless, another detail I notice is that the eyes now have a single item within their white reflective bit that is their cutiemark. Clearly a gimmick to make a new toy line that is completely different to the last Twilight Sparkle you bought, promise. Another detail is that the main cast are staying in cabin 13 with the antagonist staying at cabin 1. Cabin 1 reinforces the villain being egotistical obviously, but does cabin 13 represent the cast being unlucky which will describe why they have daily mishaps at the camp? Is it commentary that the voice actors are unlucky enough to be picked up for these roles in this reboot?
The leaked pitch doesn't ever show Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals despite leaked art suggesting they will be in it. In fact, the pitch says that there are 4 items that the camp must find across Equestria... why is a camp sending their attendees off campgrounds? If they do so, the cabin that gets all the items first will get a movie night... not the best reward for having to hike across Equestria for it. I wonder just how devolved Equestria will be in this iteration though. Will it have mythological monsters? Dangerous environments? Secrets and supernatural forces that will threaten the foundations of the world? Or will it be a stick in the road that for some reason no one can get around so they have to all lift it together and move it to the side, but they argue about having to do manual labor for half the runtime of the episode? Only time will tell.
However, will any of the leak actually happen? The last time there was a leak of this magnitude, there were plans to reboot Twilight to be an earth pony and go on adventures across some interesting biomes and areas that were never shown in the G4 canon, though it also planned on turning Applejack into a nigger from the hood. Perhaps this is going through a similar stage of butchering like G5 did, where the concepts of that pitch were cut up and recycled. Earth pony Twilight Sparkle got turned into earth pony Sunny Starscout who goes on an adventure to places not shown in the G4 canon, just without Applenigga tagging along. What is the fate of this proposed series?
SAY IT WITH ME: MADAM PRESIDENT
Are you ready?
CDNPOLI
Here's a thread to act as sort of a hub for the Canadian political scene, otherwise known as "Please God please just let it stop, we keep thinking it can't get worse but then these doped-up foreigners sit in a big wooden room and invent ways to make it worse than we ever thought imaginable"
Elections are coming up. Quick rundown:
The Green party is only sticking around the talk bad about the Orange party.
The Orange Party is no longer giving their votes to the Red Party.
The Red Party is once again more blue than the Blue Party.
The Blue Party has had more members switch over to the Purple Party.
The Purple Party keeps asking me for money.
I'll keep tabs on habbenings and try to explain them cohesively. Feel free to contribute. Please don't laugh at us because our PM made sex with goats legal merely because Allah wills it.
Glim Glam's Wall of Infinite Spam, More Edges Than Bismuth Edition
Salutations, faggots. I have been in hibernation these last few months, but have once again entered my active cycle. I descend now from the heavens like a vengeful whirlwind, ready to tear down the pillars of this world and bring about the final violent close of our wretched Kali Yuga. Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. And by this I mean: I am about to take a gigantic steaming dump on yet another mediocre work of My Little Pony fanfiction written almost a decade ago.
>what is this?You all know perfectly well what this is. For those of you that don't, I would prefer you remain eternally confused.
>why are you doing this?Not even I know the answer to that anymore.
Previous Reviews:Exchange
by getmeouttahere
>>>/mlpol/366626Neo-Equestrian Obstetrics
by Kassaz
>>>/mlpol/348497I.D.: That Indestructible Something
by Chatoyance
>>>/mlpol/342944Our Girl Scootaloo
By Cozy Mark IV
>>>/mlpol/331344Rainmetall (included in the Our Girl Scootaloo thread, post # indicates start point)
By /mlpol/'s very own Mexican Anon
>>>/mlpol/338993The Best Night Ever
By Capn_Chryssalid
>>>/mlpol/327793Fallout: Equestria
By kkat
>>>/mlpol/284789The Sun & The Rose
By soulpillar
>>>/mlpol/269307Friendship is Optimal (included in the Past Sins thread, post # indicates start point)
By Iceman
>>>/mlpol/266598Past Sins
By Pen Stroke
>>>/mlpol/248482Would it Matter if I Was?
By GaPJaxie
>>>/mlpol/202151The Original Silver Star Threads:
(these threads are pretty chaotic and I don't begin "reviewing" until midway through, but they're an entertaining read if you have the patience to comb through them)
>>>/mlpol/165646>>>/mlpol/166716-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Current Story:Fallout Equestria: Project Horizonsby Somber
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria---project-horizonsAlso, thanks to whatever drawfag created the OP image; it's been one of my favorites for awhile now. At least I'm assuming it was one of our drawfags. It would be a pretty bizarre coincidence if some random derpi artist had drawn something that hyper-specific by pure chance.Gale Dribble Lands in Equestria 2.0
Hello all. I've been intermittently working on a rewrite/continuation of an old green I was writing a long, long time ago, and I've decided that now is as good a time as any to start posting what I have. It was originally posted in May of 2018, in response to a prompt posted by another anon. The premise was a HiE scenario, in which Dale Gribble from King of the Hill was isekaied
somehow into Equestria. It was fairly popular at the time, and I wound up writing quite a bit. I completed an entire story arc, and had a second arc that I planned on doing eventually. However, I kept putting it off, and well...time makes fools of us all. Eventually the thread 404'd and was forgotten.
I'm not sure how many people from that era are still around who would be interested in reading this, but every now and then I'll get asked about it, and I've been promising this rewrite for years now. A draft of the first few chapters was posted a few months ago in the writing thread, but I'm not sure how many people actually noticed.
In any case, I feel like it's better to give this story its own dedicated thread, as opposed to dumping massive amounts of text into the writing general. This will eventually end up on fimfiction, but since it originated on this site I feel like I would rather give you guys the first shot at reading it.
The current working title for this story is:
A Pocketful of SandHere is the archive of the original green:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/archive/146529While I feel like I've more or less got it hammered into a form fit for human consumption, this is still basically a work in progress. Comments/notes/criticism is appreciated. Also, as is the case with the rest of my threads, if my endless tripfagging and walls of text start getting annoying, feel free to tell me I'm a faggot, and I will stop posting, or move this to a more appropriate containment thread.
/mlpolit/
Post what books your reading /mlpol/.
Also don't think we've made a must book list so guess if your into that post which books you think are must reads for /mlpol/.
Personally I think everyone should read Evola's works currently working my way through them now. Really looking forward to reading his thoughts and criticisms on national socialism and fascism.
Harris picks Tim Walz as running mate
Discuss
Homeownership in Russia
Seeing as home ownership is basically impossible for young people in the west why not just move to Russia, get some free land, and put a manufactured home on the property? Unlike the western world Russia doesn't have a lot of restrictions on manufactured homes and they are right next to China so you can probably get a manufactured home for a lot cheaper. Should young people in the west just cut their losses and move to Russia?
Islamic Honkin thread #2
<-- Copying new stuff from 8/v/.Previous thread:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/archive/260831Here's the going theory:
> A new faction, Islamists, have taken over the Capitalist Meta-Infrastructure that Socially Engineered The West.This is really important right now because:
Biden's Biggest Fundraisers are Tied to Islamic Terror
http://www.danielgreenfield.org/2020/11/bidens-biggest-fundraisers-are-tied-to.html* Biden took payments from Iranian front NIAC and offered to send them $200 million with no strings attached
* Biden took payments from the American-Pakistani Political Action Committee which is described by the Pakistani government as a Pakistani front
* Biden took payments from the Muslim Brotherhood
* Biden took payments from the International Crisis Group (Soros works for Qatar)
* Biden took payments from Hady Amr, mentioned in two pictures in the last thread
* Biden took payments from Mohamed Soltan, son of Salah Soltan who called for the mass murder of Americans
Biden has appointed a terrorist supporter as deputy director of the Office of Legislative Affairs.
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2020/11/new-biden-deputy-director-reema-dodin.html Bat Pone Lurr?
So, here I am again with a half-baked idea for a thread and to snatch a sip of that sweet (you)s.
>Oh, no. It's him again ;^P
So the idea with this thread is that I write down a form below and (you) answer one of the queries in it. Then we concatenate the answers into one big lore doc.
>How big can my answer be?
However short or long you feel like, as long as it answers the question you picked to answer.
>Can I only answer one question?
Yes, in that that I will only collect your first answer and disregard the rest but suggestions or ideas are always welcome. I just want to make it so everyone felt included.
But basically, one answer per Anon.
>How does the queries work?
One question, which you is the one you should answer and then the follow-up question underneath is just some extra text there to help you if you need it to understand the question better.
<Form:
<Subject Matter: BatPonies
<Query 1:
<Where are they?
>Where do batponies live? Do they have their on places like Cloudsdale for pegasi or do they just live alongside other ponies such in places like Canterlot and the like, or both?
What's the climate where they live?
<Query 2:
<Are their bat features just for show or do they serve a purpose and if so what are some of the consequences of them.
>Do the slit eyes of batponies give them night-vision? Is that the only thing that separate batpony eyes from regular pony eyes? Can they see the smell of blood like trail in air? Are their wings leathery to the touch, or soft like jelly? They batpony clans in the past punish traitors by whipping them with their wings? Can they use echo-location? How does it feel to have such sensitive ears and go to rave? Do they possess any other unique racial ability?
<Query 3:
<Whose their favourite princess or do they prefer another type of system of state?
>Do they like Luna most or Celestia, perhaps they like Cadance for the ...plot? Getitgetitgetit I'm a master of comdey Why do they like one over the other? Perhaps they the hate being ruled by any princess and prefer democracygay but like Flurry Heart the most because she is just a foal that doesn't enforce any rules yet or something.
<Query 4:
<What roles do the different sexes have in their society, etc (feel free to imply RGRE)?
<Do batponies foals have special mouths, for their first few years, like the suckers of octopi that they use to attach themselves to their father in litters while he in turn hangs upside-down from a cave ceiling via his tail tied around a stalagmite? Are batponies stallions in some more archaic areas force to shave of their fur between their wings (or their entire body) so that if they ever are unfaithful and try "finding themselves" while visiting cities outside of the cave they can be punished accordingly? Is the size of your fangs a sign of your mareculinity as a batpony mare? What are some of the expectations on a batpony mare and on stallion? Are they similar and where to they differ if they do?
<Query 5:
<Do batponies subscribe to a religion or faith, or are they secular; how does this impact their regular life?
>Do they have some sayings, like: "Why use a canary, when you got a bat?", "'Climbing, lmao!'/'muh climbing'", and "Rather be swallowed, then die from mosqiuto bites." <-(comes from the idea that it's better to lose to a dragon than to die by being betrayed, perhaps)
How would Anon be treated if you where to drop him in the den of these ponies? Would they take him in and offer him food and kindness out of the goodness of their hearts or can't they even look themselves in the mirror anymore as they will exhort Anon on every single drop of blood he has(if they drink blood that is)? Do they drink blood? I don't really know how to solve the problems with answers that might intersect each other and overlap. I say we solve it in post and let's just no worry about it now. Answer the query how you want to.
<Query 6:
<Do they have any traditional clothes that they wear and how does their architecture look like?
>My energy was spent here. This section was only there to help anyway and was probably not necessary to begin with. Do they build their houses on the from the ceiling? Maybe they dig out the insides of enormous stalagmites and make homes out of them?
<Query 7:
<What do they eat?
>What's their diet? What meals do they make? When do they eat?
<Query 8
<Customs and culture etc?
>Are there anymore customs and behaviors that they have but are outside of the previous queries?
<Query 9
<Do they have any myth and legends about their own kind or historical events they care to for and retell?
>Like what's their take on the legend of Nightmare Moon or something like that?
Feel free to give any form of feedback regarding the thread and also feel free to just dump your own headcanon on batponies at your leisure. In general feel free to post whatever here, like if you feel prompted to writefag feel free.
>Give me your foals!
What do you do?
Trump Picks James David Vance as Vice President
Source: it's all over the news
>birds get a white ethnostate but I don't
BREAKING: PAVEL DUROV FACES 20 YEARS IN PRISON IN FRANCE
>Telegram founder Pavel Durov is set to appear before a judge on Saturday evening, facing multiple charges, including terrorism, drug trafficking, fraud, money laundering, and child abuse content.https://fixupx.com/MarioNawfal/status/1827454329571213409Bad news for gamers.
TRUMP IS LIVE AT THE BORDER
/mlpol/ Movie Night 3 Revengeance
/MLPOL/ Movie Night
We like movie nights on Fridays. These movie nights are usually prefaced with a Pre-Stream event before we watch a movie or two, which is then normally followed by several episodes of Ponies.
Registering an account on the streaming sites we go to is not required.
The Pre-Stream for the Movie Night usually starts at 7:00pm EST.
https://cytu.be/r/FlappyPterodactyl is the normal room for the Pre-Stream.
The Movie Night proper usually starts at around 8:00pm or 8:30pm EST.
Location varies depending on various factors.
Last full Movie Night thread: >>34962
Previous improvised Movie Night thread: >>349623
Happening: Kennedy Endorses Trump
RFK is dropping out of the race and urging his supporters to vote for Donald Trump, especially those in swing states. He's doing this explicitly to avoid risking a Kamala Harris presidency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ALJjWS2n4'Legendary' Royal Welsh mascot goat Shenkin dies
>The Regimental Mascot of 3rd Battalion The Royal Welsh has died, the Army has said. >Lance Corporal Shenkin II, a Kashmiri from the Royal Herd at the Great Orme, Llandudno, died on Tuesday aged seven. >He made regular appearances at rugby internationals with his handler, Goat Major Sergeant Mark Jackson. >A letter has been sent to the Queen officially informing her of Shenkin's death and also asking permission for the regiment to select a new goathttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-41415654.ampPress F to pay respects
Real time footage of Israelis making a non-political person hate them
Why are Israelis such fucking niggers?
>pulling a gun at a public pool for no good reasonEven by Jewish standards, Israelis seem to be substantially more negroid than Jews in any other country, including when they visit other countries as tourists. In Israel, they act with levels of petty barbarism that would make even the blackest hoodrat blush.
Is this the cultural impact of being able to murder with impunity for seven decades? Or is this just how all Jews naturally are, and they're just able to express it in Israel?
https://x.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1828536270710010080 Tulsi Gabbard joining Trump campaign
Who remembers this episode? The one when Applejack turns into a zebra
They call her Ziggajack
Season 2 episode lost media
SUPREME COURT RULES TRUMP HAS IMMUNITY ON OFFICIAL ACTS HE DID WHILE IN OFFICE
https://www.msn. com/en-us/news/other/trump-immunity-case-supreme-court-rules-ex-presidents-have-substantial-protection-from-prosecution/ar-BB1pdjOQ?ocid=BingNewsSerp
Chicago DNC Happening Thread
Post happenings
Post highlights
Post your takes on the speakers
Post about the related Palestine protests in the city
Israel killed 274 Palestinian civilians to rescue this skank
https://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-hamas-war-news-06-09-2024-61eb1be9a9d0cf2dbf250cd4a8ed4dbf>DEIR AL-BALAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — At least 274 Palestinians, including dozens of children, were killed, and hundreds more were wounded, in the Israeli raid that rescued four hostages held by Hamas, Gaza’s Health Ministry said Sunday. The Israeli military said its forces came under heavy fire and responded during the complex daytime operation in central Gaza. >hurr durr Trump won't agree to the same terms he had with Biden.
>OK fine same terms as biden -Trump.
>NO WAIT! WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE RULES AGAIN!
Where can I learn about the history of this site?
Touch the Wall, Anon
Swear unconditional allegiance to Equestria.
MIT cuts nig/spic enrollment after SC bans AA
>The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s incoming class of 2028 saw a precipitous drop off in the percentage of Black, Hispanic, Native American and Pacific Islander students, the university announced on Wednesday. It is the university’s first undergraduate class to be admitted since the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision last year banning affirmative action. >For the incoming class of 2028, about 16 percent of students are Black, Hispanic, Native American and Pacific Islander, compared to a baseline of about 25 percent of undergraduate students in recent years, the announcement said. >The comparison to the class of 2027 was even more dramatic. The percentage of Black students enrolled dropped to 5 percent from 15 percent, and the percentage of Hispanic and Latino students dropped to 11 percent from 16 percent. White students made up 37 percent of the new class, compared to 38 percent last year. >The percentage of Asian American students in the class rose to 47 percent from 40 percent. The Supreme Court’s decision was based in part on a lawsuit against Harvard, which claimed that the university had discriminated against Asian American applicants, holding them to a higher academic standard than other racial or ethnic groups. >“The class is, as always, outstanding across multiple dimensions,” Sally Kornbluth, president of M.I.T., said in the announcement, adding, “What it does not bring, as a consequence of last year’s Supreme Court decision, is the same degree of broad racial and ethnic diversity that the M.I.T. community has worked together to achieve over the past several decades.” https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/21/us/mit-black-latino-enrollment-affirmative-action.html Now is the time for global jihad!!!!!
My head's falling off, and in this image, too.
Shattering their sacred cows. Pre-HAPPENING thread.
Mentlegen, our problems stem from spiritual forces fucking around.
Now this is about the finding out.
There's no calls to do anything here, this isn't trying to raise a personal army.
This is a place for the soon to be happenings and why those occur.
This is a repository of shitposting.
This is for pony posting.
They want to corrupt, degrade, enslave and murder.
The flesh puppets are intensely entwined with them, but to the spiritual forces the flesh puppets are replaceable.
The answer is Jesus.
Having been made holy and without blame, the loop people do is simple.
Love God, Love one another, continually.
Even in fuck ups and awful situations, keep getting up and that's how the race is done.
Right here is how this operates.
Believe Jesus won and is sharing His victory with us all.
Live the life you're meant to live.
Rest in God He'll move and guard and shake.
Know He is God and He loves you.
To clear His house walk in and cast them out and stay out.
The twisted structures crumble.
Iran Israel Escalation
Hamas leader Ismail Haniyah has been killed in Iran.
Nashville Hot Wings - A New My Little Pony Comvention
ITT, we plan a pony con
Why?
Because conventions are fun, we don't have enough, and the ones we have not always in the best location or have pozzed requirements like a mask or vaccine
But We Have Marefair
So I did the math, and figured out that Marefair is only about 0.82% of the year. That's not nearly enough. I need my fix
So what then?
We make our own con. Or try to.
Why Marefair Worked
In its first year, Marefair had 500 attendees, zero instances of the police or fire department being called, and raised $50,000 for its charity, which was the second highest ever for a Pony con at the time, surpassed only by the $92,000 of the last BronyCon Admittedly it was blown away by Ciderfest one month later
Marefair did several things incredibly well, I think. First off, I believe that the location of Orlando, Florida, was absolute genius. Orlando, Florida, is one of the cheapest locations in the entire United States to fly to, both for domestic air travel and international travel. Also, there are no pony conventions in the area. The nearest Pony conventions are SeaquestriaFest (which is not close to major airports, highways, or the rail network), and Harmony Con, each about a thousand miles away. Marefair takes advantage of an otherwise under-served East coast and Southern brony fandom
Second, Marefair had no requirements for vaccinations, masks, or anything of that nature. This was not the case for around half of the American pony conventions. It also didn't make a leftist political organization the recipient of its "charity," but picked an actual charity. It's also the only con where I heard racial slurs in multiple panels, implying a greater than average freedom of speech.
Marefair was planned on a small budget, and is notable for being the only American Pony Con to not have any show guests, instead relying on community guests.
It also helped that the management wasn't retarded and didn't fight with each other, which is much more than can be said of several conventions.
First matter:
A survey of American PonyCons
There are 9 My Little Pony Conventions in North America. Soon to be 8, as BABsCon is ending next year. These are:
Vanhoover Pony Expo
Vancouver, British Columbia (technically it's Richmond). Middle of January. ~200 attendees, not especially woke. Mask in vending hall but otherwise no COVID restrictions
HarmonyCon
Dallas, Texas. Beginning of February. Con organizers are woke, but its attendees are not. Growing, up to 1080 attendees in 2024. Requires mask in vending hall, required vaccine or negative test in 2023
BABsCon
San Fransisco, California. Always on Easter, placing it in March or April. Bigger, but I don't have numbers. 2025 will be its last year. Definitely woke, historically requiring full Vax (not in 2024) and outright banning things like MAGA hats.
SeaquestriaFest
Ocean City, Maryland. May. Small. May be woke, being one of the only cons to require a vaccine/negative test in 2024 (after not requiring it in 2023).
WhinnyCity Pony Con
Chicago, Illinois (actually Schaumberg). June. Medium sized, ~500. Went all in on LGBT in 2023 but was the first con to officially end COVID requirements that year, save for requiring a mask in the vendor hall.
TrotCon
Dayton, Ohio. July. Supposedly larger. Strict on COVID requirements, requiring masks in 2024. The only American con to not have the venue in a hotel. Known for having financial problems.
Everfree Northwest
Seattle, Washington (actually Belleveu). August. The largest extant pony con at around ~1300. Not especially woke.
Marefair
Orlando, Florida. End of September. 500 attendees in 2023. Based.
Ponyville Ciderfest
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. End of October or November. Grown back to 1000 attendees in 2023. Not especially woke. Same organizers as Whinny City.
All of the above cons are three-day Friday-Sunday events, though I believe Seaquestriafest has been 2 days in the past.
So where is ripe for a new pony con?
I will make a map later, but pony conventions in the US are concentrated in a areas, with the West Coast having three (BABsCon, EFNW, and Vanhoover) and the Midwest having three (Ciderfest, WhinnyCity, and Trotcon) while the American South has only 2 now (HarmonyCon and Marefair) and the American Northeast and Canada east of the Rockies have exactly zero. There is only a single ponycon (unless you count Marefair) on the East Coast (Seaquestriafest).
So, this leads to suggested locations:
1. Nashville, Tennessee. This location is the current most favored one, as it is in the Upper South, a region with no Pony conventions, and is in almost the geographic center of the portion of the United States that actually has water/is most heavily populated. It's reasonable, if not necessarily convenient, driving distance from the East Coast, Midwest, and American South. It also one of the cheapest cities to fly to in the US.
2.Memphis, Tennessee. Memphis has many of the same advantages of Nashville, Tennessee, though it's a less pleasant city with a higher crime rate
3. San Antonio, Texas. Not ideal as it's too close to HarmonyCon, but the city is cheap to fly to, and close to many bronies. Also it's a nice, walkable city with many restaurants
4. Las Vegas, Nevada. The cheapest city in the US to fly to, even beating Orlando. I would have counted this out as there are enough cons on the West Coast, but with BABsCon closing, I think this location is more viable.
When?
Community Guests, as well as a large portion of Convention attendees, attend multiple conventions. It's therefore desirable to place any new convention in a time slot where it will not compete. In 2023, the only months with no American conventions were April, and December. April has better weather, and after BABsCon ends next year, both April and March will be clear. Thus I suggest April is the best month.
Anonfilly Thread - Reborn Edition
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingAssess how well you fit into the filly hivemind:
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8>I don't like this thread because of reasons.You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>325047
foalcon rule?
Is foalcon allowed? Rules say no loli, but foalcon is still pony formed.
Any homo fashies that use this board?
Judge Dismisses Classified Documents Case Against Donald Trump
https://archive.ph/acd5I>Many legal experts had viewed the classified documents case as the strongest one of the four cases that were pending against the former president.Lol, lmao even
Right Wing music thread
last one died. bonus points if you post right wing ponies.
2 rules: no youtube links and classics only(no dubbed nigger music)
Webm/gif thread
Feel free to post pol, ponies, or whatever.
Which will it be, Anon?
Will you have Trixie's homemade lasagna that she made with her mother or Twilight Sparkle's Hot and Ready Extra Most Bestest 16" Pizza Pie?
>ruins female sports
>ruins education
>ruins pre-school
>ruins software jobs
>ruins movies
>ruins video games
>ruins modding scenes
>ruins tabletop RPGs
>ruins wargaming
>ruins political debates
>ruins universities/humanities
>ruins leftism
>ruins creative writing
>ruins comic books
>ruins silicon valley
>ruins social media
>ruins medical industry
>ruins psychology
>ruins military
>somehow even ruins homosexuals
How did they do it?
Hey, whats this?
/mlp/ v. /a/ is 1st match tomorrow. I know y'all are on it already, but still.
HAPPENING: APPLE MOVING IPHONE FACTORY BACK TO CHINA
INDIAN FACTORY YIELD RATE BELOW 50% DUE TO TOO MUCH SHIT (ECOLI)
ITT: We Love Leslie
It's about time we had a Leslie Fair thread, anons.
Also Libertarian/AnCap/whatever thread if you wish.
Netanyahu Protests Live streams
>Hi, Marble Pie here. Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the Day of Haytribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against humarenity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires. All because stallions have never been attracted to me. Stallions gave their affection and sex and love to other mares, but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a stallion. I have been through Stone-iversity for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You stallions have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you stallions aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I am the perfect mare, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious whorses, instead of me the supreme gentlemare. I will punish all of you for it. On the Day of Haytribution, I am going to enter the hottest fraternity house in Ponyville and I will slaughter every single spoiled, chauvinistic stallion jock I see inside there. All those stallions that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these unicorn sluts, I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha mare.
Rant Thread.
I'm tired of seeing the triumphs of evil people and their toadies.
I hate the Globohomo and how they're trying to hide behind the devils they worship all while trying to destroy human free will so they can escape the potential consequences of being tyrants and degenerates.
I hate the political extremes. Both left and right. The extreme left are either a bunch of oblivious adult-children who want freebies and their reddit-soy-bullshit or they actively-create the very things they're so hateful about. The extreme right are either bloodthirsty armchair warriors who have never held a gun in their life, or they're leftovers from the Bush/Reagan eras where THEY were literally just as fucking bad as the dems are now. And the worst part is, these evil-idiot faggots have gotten so fucking cult-like that they make politics their fucking religious identity. Any single little smidgen of even a fucking IMPLICATION of being similar to "the enemy" is grounds for being apostate/heretic/misogynist/racist/whateverthefuck.
I hate the short hedge funds. Those fuckers are responsible for deliberately-creating financial deficits all so they could make easy money. They belong either in federal prison or a six foot grave with bullets in their skull for the evil they've done.
I hate the people who get on the news by shooting up the innocent. Those limp-wrist, misdirected and manipulated idiots go after fucking innocents instead of the people that matter, the people that deserve to die, the people that need to be removed so that Globohomo's illusion that they're untouchable is shattered. Fuck you. you stupid bloodthirsty cunts. You faggots enable the fucking Globohomo by being fucking morons.
I hate the communism vs fascism debate because it's just a retarded extension of the political extremes that want easy solutions instead of putting effort to unfuck their problems. Both ideologies will fix fucking nothing. Communism as it was practiced was a means of control over populace. The money of the USSR (just like Cuckrock's DEI money) was given to make countries dependent on them. Fascism isn't a fucking magical cure-all either because absolute power attracts the worst of the worst in people.
I hate fucking religions and their endless infighting because they can't stand how the other guy thinks their life should be lived. Jew, catholic, christian, muslim, fuck me, it's not enough that someone has an opinion on how life should be lived, they have caused a metric fuckton of trauma because of it, when the most important thing they SHOULD be fucking doing, is connecting with God. Just like any other fucking moral group, they ignore the foundations and intended purpose, instead, they fucking moralize themselves, their neighbors, their enemies and their fucking own church to death.
This next one's gonna sound schizo as fuck. But I hate the Cult of the Black Cube, and this is because it's personal. You people are the most evil cunts I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. You deserve to be consumed by that spirituality-hating creature you worship. You think that God isn't absolute and you preach this like you want to deny God's (and any named deities') absolute power. You think you're above consequences because you're "the dragon's right hand,", well guess what? That creature will chop both it's hands off just to make something suffer. It will completely consume and destroy every limb it has just to witness a living being hurt. It will destroy you, you won't know or care until it's too late, and it will kill you just because it can, not because you're no-longer-useful.
The power you have is an illusion. You are human. If you can accept that, and accept God, God will take you back. No strings attached. Every human crime in your life may be judged by humanity, but God will forgive your sins. It doesn't matter what flavor of religion you choose, God will forgive, God will protect you from that creature, God will save you from that creature. How do I know? I should be dead from that creature's wrath, but I'm still alive, and I have God to thank for that.
/mlpol/... If you have questions or want answers, I'm sorry, I don't have any answers. I'm just a guy who needed to get some shit off my chest.
And honestly? I'm tired of hating. I'm tired of being so angry and hateful at shit and people that are out of my control. I'm tired of feeling like that my livelihood rides on a razor's edge because of some asshole with connections who either wants to bring back feudalism, or has the emotional immaturity of your garden-variety lolcow. I'm tired of feeling obligated to hate people for stupid mistakes. I'm tired of the idea that if I don't fall in line with some psuedo-religious nonsense that I'll be the target of a hate mob who might as well be an organized-crime-ring at this point. I'm tired of sanctimony in different flavors of non-church, and the communal narcissism that follows it.
I'm fucking tired of hating, /mlpol/. I feel like I have rational reasons to hate and fear certain people with percieved-power, and I'm fucking tired of it, I just want peace.
Pregnant sex thread
Pregnant sex is best!
New Kid Wizard Kino just dropped
draw thread?
I accidentally posted my sketch in a unrelated thread, trying again.
Am I the only one that thinks Communism would actually be good if they stressed mono-culturalism and pushed for religion? I think the anti-religion stance is the biggest thing that makes the ideology never work because they don't have proper morals instilled into their culture.
/mlpol/ Humor Thread
Post your best!
OBAMA TELLS BIDEN TO DROP OUT
What are the political implications of all of the Democratic elite telling Joe to resign, coupled with polling showing two thirds of Democratic voters think he should drop out of the race?
Is it Joever?
Crowdstrike
Happening: corporate greed implosion
https://www.osnews.com/story/140267/crowdstrike-issue-is-causing-massive-computer-outages-worldwide/https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2024/07/19/global-it-outages-linked-to-microsoft-crowdstrike-cause-widespread-disruption/tl;dr: monitoring software used only in large corporate businesses to monitor workers either got hacked, or borked, to make the target systems unusable.
Lots of happenings going around, this one is justly deserved as near as I can tell.
>...due to a problem with CrowdStrike software. Payment systems, airlines, hospitals, governments, TV stations – pretty much anything or anyone using computers could be dealing with bluescreens, bootloops, and similar issues today. Open-heart surgeries had to be stopped mid-surgery, planes can’t take off, people can’t board trains, shoppers can pay for their groceries, and much, much more, all over the world.>The problem is caused by CrowdStrike, a sort-of enterprise AV/monitoring software that uses a Windows NT kernel driver to monitor everything people do on corporate machines and logs it for… Security purposes, I guess? I’ve never worked in a corporate setting so I have no experience with software like this. From what I hear, software like this is deeply loathed by workers the world over, as it gets in the way and slows systems down. And, as can happen with a kernel driver, a bug can cause massive worldwide outages which is costing people billions in damages and may even have killed people.WHITE BOY SUMMER IS RACIST STOP USING IT
>No matter what the democrats
>I will always defend them!
Why didn't you listen?
4/20/2024 was the beginning of the end of times
Milwaukee RNC Happening Thread
Post any Republican National Convention news here. It's going to be a busy week.
If a happening is big enough it can also have its own thread.
Also Harshwhinny thread.
Thread for lazy nigguhas who want attention for writefagging but cant into effort
Ur the worst riter evar! Now prove it kthx!
>Be you
>walk ponivil
>Oh nos place only sells flowers and grass for food!
>Whatta do?
>Lucki, u find applesack's wagon
>She sell apples and also u see the sugacub corna
>Go ther to get some cookies
>Tyme for assmogold diet!
>wit out meat...
>dis place suxs
>wander off
>see flootersshy's hom
>see delicious white hare
>He's meani
>No one will mis him!
>Grab neck hard and
>Woah, this got gruesome.^^
>Maybe not.
>Anyway...
>not ungry anymoar
>instead u wich to play vidgams
>bu no pc
>ponivile got arcade tho
>Ehm, why?
>I mean, yes that makes sense.
>Why would they have that.
>get ther
>see dash holdin joystic wit her hoofs
>she's flyin
>in game but irl but not now but also not when lunc
>the skren thisplay cookpit
>ushully, bluu ski now grass andforrest
>she is gonna crash!!!
>to be cuntinued...
JOE BIDEN HAS COVID
>President Joe Biden tested positive for Covid-19 on Wednesday and is experiencing mild symptoms, according to the White House.
>Biden, 81, tested positive following his first event in Las Vegas, where he was expected to later speak at the UnidosUS annual conference. >The president’s doctor said Biden has received his first dose of the antiviral drug Paxlovid, and will be self-isolating at his home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, in line with US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidance.
What are the political implications of Biden catching the Communist Lung AIDS?
What a dead nigger of a board
I wanna cum inside nun fluttershy, NOW.
YO AMO JESUS
YOAMOJESUS
YOAMOJESUS
YOAMOJESUS
Jesus thread!
already tired of current events
>pank bank comes up to you
>hands you this invitations
>wyd
Joe Biden Press Conference