/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>353309
Glad you are doing well, and happy you are enjoying retirement.

New plush just arrived, lads.

>>353395
Show it.

>>353395
let's see it

An Israeli recon plane. Serious if you can't notice it then you might not belong here.

>>355018

noses everywhere

>>353397
>>353820
Different poster, but I just got a plush too. I posted this in the fumo thread on 1ntr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIHqJFwOqsI&ab_channel=Cardposting Kek this shit is hilarious.

>>356581
Also this was so obviously a CIA plant. Kek, not sending their best as always.

>>356581
Seeing the occasional stray leftoid trying to meme in the comments section is pretty pathetic. They all have the exact same way of communicating and don't seem to have a single original thought between them. It's all just pretentious twitter snark and misappropriated right wing memes.
I genuinely believe they'd be completely insolvent it they didn't have the support of influential NGO's, all of big tech, and the passive support of governments.

>>357977
no

>>360704
OH good I'm back.

>>360706
Sorry for crossfire anon. Trigger finger a bit twitchy at this spam speed.

testing
> testing
< and here
fuck niggers, fuck kikes and fuck (4cuck) jannies

don't mind me just trying something more

>>361941 sayvd

>>362032
Best pone.

>>365720
Is this link approved by the horsefuckers? Or it is an opportunistic honeypot?

>>365720
Is there really no FOSS alternative to Discord? Furry trannies run the company.

>>365722
>Discord? Furry trannies run the company.
This.
Add to that huge red flag the attempt to gather assorted anons to watch movies... >>365502 → and >>365714 →

>>365724
Yeah it's blindingly clear that the guy/s who made those two threads didn't give a solitary shit about existing movie nights or social events of any sort, they just wanted to scalp people from this site. Went in to ask why they didn't even try to be a bit like "one of the guys" before posting, got no answer, then left.

>>365722
There is a lot of FOSS. You just need to look around.
IRC, Matrix for text
Mumble for VoIP

>>365722
>>365721
>>365724
I'm not going to join the dicksword server. But come on guys. If you care so much about privacy, that's okay. But don't discourage other anons who might want to join.
I honestly think this paranoid attitude is more damaging to the site than anything else.
/s

>>365760
>just relax, everything is fine
No offense intended but you're dumb as fuck by thinking we are THAT dumb as fuck.

Geez, boomer really has niggertier reading comprehension.
>notice the "/s" ya dumb cunt

This site has had parallel discord communities since its conception. All of the mods do all of their communications on discord,: it's a little late to be paranoid of it.

>>365772
Wait a minute. Are those external movies /mlpol/'s staff approved? Kinda weird that those posts are still up and weren't deleted as spam.

>>365777
I don't think making additional movie night groups is against the rules. No reason to delete them.

>>365775
>This site has had parallel discord communities since its conception. All of the mods do all of their communications on discord
Which is beyond stupid, considering there's plenty of alternatives.
>it's a little late to be paranoid of it.
Maybe, for those poor retards who used discord in the first place.

>>365781
What do you suppose the mods use instead? It might warrant a /qa/ thread.

Hi there

>>366591
Hi

>>366591
Hi fren.

>>361944
This is the first time I use so-vits-svc AI voices. is not perfect but thanks for the song Anon lmao.

YEEEE HAW, Just got done Buck breakin' an' the first thing the darn knee grow just wouldn't stop sayin' some of the darndest things.
>Be me, professional and recreational Buck Breaker.
>I've been around for the turn of the century, ya'll should already know of traditional buck breaking techniques, but some automatons work mighty fine.
>It's inspection day and this queer buck get's all fussy.
>Ya'll know the type, they say anything just to get more attention.
>"Masssah, muh peckah jus gawhn."
>"Yess'm gawn like corn on cornhole day massah."
>If'n you know a buck gettin' 'em to realize the pecker is in them pants ya'll've lost the game.
>See an automaton keeps a buck from getting any corn hair idea for foolery.
>Can't use 'em for everythin' else they get uppity and forgettin' what breakin' is like.
>Down right up there with sliced bread.
>This here one is simple, it's like apple pie if'n ya'll made it with plastic and metal.
>So instead've doing anythin' a green breaker would try or the tried and true, ya'll set that pie down and say it's in there.
>Now a buck that's this far will fold, 'less he's one of those kinds.
>They say this just about every time.
>"Massah. Who'd put mah peckah in piah? How's it gone git back?"
>They'll get around to what they have to do to get that missin' pecker back.
"Ya'll just got to put it on your head."
>Confused and delirious from questionin' they do so.
>Like WD-40 an' elbow grease they try to pick up the bolted down automaton pie.
>If'n ya'll set it up right it'll break 'em.
>See they have to check if'n their pecker is really gone cause they can't pick up the pie.
>What they wear stops that kind of knowin' by touch.
>The fool of a buck can't back out.
>Known as a peckerless buck who gave up or a liar.
>Some bucks just expect a breaking for every thing.
>Some queer ones seek it out.
>A Buck Breaker stays ahead on breaking bucks before they even know it.
>Ya'll might be thinkin' that can't possibly work on bucks.
>I was sceptical at first too, then those queer foolish bucks just stopped doing queer fool things.
>Now if'n it's a innadark in disguise they'll make a run for it.
>Broke them too.
>Just have to keep up the pressure.

>>369512
Buck Breakin' meme is gay af. Nu-polack queerness is what killed the neo-reactionary wave.
Now have some Twilight Mei's cuz they share a Japanese VA.

>>370706
Buck Breaking is a /tv/ meme.

>double dates with her hubs & #hotboyfriend
What did she mean by this?

>>370708
Tara's getting schlonged

>>370708
Serious, boring answer? She is married and another VA she is friends with is in a committed relationship. Since they all get along and enjoy each other's company, the four of them go on ootings together, a practice colloquially known as "double dating."

Shitposty meme answer: an average Wednesday for Tara Strong involves getting spitroasted between two giant niggers while her spic VA friend pegs her husband in the cuck shed. If you subscribe to her OnlyFans you can watch the whole thing.

>>174798
New video on us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ris58kGTcrY

>>372061
>Aryanne was made in 2017
Why do all the normies think this? All it takes is a search for images earlier than 2017 with Aryanne.

>>372061
And... we aren't really the focus. Not that I am shocked, but I was hoping for a short mention.

>>372061
>New video on us!
Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.

>>372061
I love how having the same political views as most people 25 years ago makes us alt right LOL yesterday's regular guy is today's alt right extremist

>>372062
The funniest part in this instance is that, when saying as such, he showed the page about Aryanne on the Know Your Meme page. Thing is, if you go there, this is written out in plain text under the "Origin" section:
>The first image of Aryanne[4] to be uploaded to MLP image hosting site Derpibooru was submitted on February 14th, 2014, created by the artist randy.
Mind you, the page hasn't been updated in over 4 years, so it's not like it was edited in the making of the video or something.
My guess is that the creator got this claim from Turkey Tom's video, of which he is clearly aware of, as he uses a clip from it.

Where'd the horsepussy thread go?

>>374776
That's every thread

>>374777
Trips confirm
But unironically, every thread is a horsepussy thread. That's the point of this site. Post horse pussy in every thread; it doesn't matter if you have nothing to say on the topic.

>>374777
Check. Trips of truth.

add this banner. it took 3 hours to make in gimp

>>375690
Nice! I like it. I will forever feel bad for our beloved Marbles.

Hello there

>>376990
Hi

Haven't you figured out that the 'ebin shitposter' motif is a cope?

why is this the best remaining pol board X_)

>>377537
It's the only board my wife approves of

>>377549
S-tier answer anon

>>377537
Niggers are afraid of the supernatural

https://youtu.be/o47lBplLcrg?si=ZeRMQqDcoFgPNv1m
>discord was in love with Celestia, thats why he tried to get her attention as he do
Ngl, decent headcanon

Yep, I'm gonna.

Beefilly was a sweetheart. This world doesn't deserve people like him. Always did he buzz. I will miss his buzzing.

>>380764
Kudos to you spambot, this song slaps so much harder now

>>381058
This is the thread's 1488th post

>>381098
Ah, but yours is the 1488th reply Xp
Thanks for pointing that out tho ^_^

Oh my.
We recall the episode where Discord bamfs in singing Winter Wrap Up joyfully.
What if this is what he was watching. He's alleged to be prescient
he knew the whole time

>>377537
>>377537
There is another good one, but I don't want to seem like a shill. I'm just glad this place seems to be still alive.

>>381539
Oh my. A newfren? Flutterfagging? AND with GREAT timestamp trips learn about it
This snoot gets a very frenly boop
*boop*

>>381542
I've been here on and off for c aouple years. Just checking in.

>>381544
Oh, well, glad you made it back! We're still here, experiencing a lull as one might expect when worshipping cartoon horses that aren't generationally being redistributed, but there's plenty of life in these veins

<Alright ye fucking newfaggots
Alright you fucking newfaggots
<Thisser be a taste-testing ye need te ave
This is a spoon-feeding you will wish to pay heed to
<This 'ere
This here
>she says gesturing to the board you're now looking at
<Thisser be a magical place a' ponies and politics. Yar yar, Ah knaur ye read thar section already. Now Ah'm fittin' te give ye the skinny onner HorsePussy Protocol
This site is a magical place of ponies and politics. Yes, yes, I appreciate that you probably read that already. Since you made it to the end, its time to give you the rundown on the horsepussy protocol.
>dispenses with the pretense of the affected accent

Because /mlpol/ has what some extremists would call "extremist" positions (like freedom of speech and shit, heaven forbid) we were years ago targeted by a malignant bot that occasionally posts either threads or replies that are,... problematic. Do not click, do not investigate, scroll away.

Which leads us to the horsepussy protocol.
The site is will managed and maintained by a team. But even a dedicated team is sometimes caught unaware.
Should you stumble across something problematic, here's what you do.

Click mlpol at the top left. click on the first "catalog" button you see. Don't scroll, this will be okay.
In the catalog, find the smug celestia saying "horsepussy". Its labelled that, but some of you are more visual. In this thread, post 3 pictures. Staff will be by shortly to remove the offender, and you will face no legal or moral liability.

The less adult option is to find the,... nevermind, I'll just link the threads,....
>>379962 →
The horsepussy thread, for the horsepussy protocol
>>378997 →
The snowpity thread, for more wholesome shit. If you don't know what a snowpity is, you soon will

3 images to either thread will sufficiently aid in the eviction of undesirable content, and is strongly advised.

Oh, who am I? I'm not staff, lol I'm even better, because I don't have to answer to anyone.

Have you guys seen the new Verity coin? They're taking pre-orders right now

>>381635
Nice.

Enjoy. I'll post more when I can

>the swastikas are wrong
YES I KNOW

>>381776
Noice.

>>175174
Classic, and shamefully un-(you)'d post

>>382024
ISTG, if you didn't get the Phantom of the Opera reference then you're more gay than me for emphasizing it.

>>382025
>Phantom of the Opera reference
I did.

>>382026
Good, cuz Phantom is second only to Les Mis as far as musical theatre is concerned

>>193017
kill yourself fucking crosskike

>>382136
>reacting to a 6-year-old post
>on the welcome thread instead of any other one
Either you are a bot, or you are new here and just trying to stir up shit.

>>382144
Anon isn't wrong, this is something that alot of people don't wanna hear; the SS was an occult order

>>382145
I mean, I honestly don't know neither do I really care. I'm not who I am because of Hitler anyway. Though, you state this to be true but I have heard exact opposite so you know, it is what it is. Having said that you might be right, I'm not gonna close my mind to this possibility.

My critique was more about using it as a way to prove your point. Chatgpt is and can be wrong. I use it, I would know. Like ask it whether or not the holocaust was fake or not, and see what happens.

>>382146
Also using it (dall-e is better btw) I appreciate your criticisms. The intent wasn't to counter-man your rebuke, it was to enable anon to try and salvage their bullshit post with sauce

>>382145
>Table Talks
>>382146
Hitler was a great leader. But he was limited in his ideas.
Not to say this hampered his leadership in any way. Rome was, after all, far stronger when it was untouched by philosophy.
>Chatgpt is and can be wrong.
As it stands, AI chatbots are only there to streamline certain tasks. Chatgpt is obviously going to struggle with politically charged questions. I.e jewish interests wanting to milk the holohoax.

Shitting on someone who is openly using a chatbot for an online exchange, hardly requires an explanation.

Before anyone continues, let me state very clearly as the resident furry.

Bronies are not furries. I can extrapolate the equation (it is a bit complicated) but the core of it is, remains, and WILL remain, who cares about other animals, ponies. Mares, if you aren't gay.

This may have seemed unnecessary, but give it time, you will need that clarification (assuming you haven't figured it out).
The fundamentals of the equation is that Furries approach anthropomorphic animals from a position of "Yes and", whereas Bronies approach them from "Why are there non-ponies". This is essential to what insulates Bronies (horsefuckers, but its harder to type) from actually being either Furry or Furries (don't make me explain THAT difference).
I hate that there's a science to this, but I took the time to learn it so AMA if ya wanna (you don't)