Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html
2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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hey anon :) i'm loving this place it's very comfy. am trying to be as active as i can.
Who will help me stuff this jew into an oven?
I absolutely will not.
If you cut him up first he will fit nicely and neatly on the oven racks; no stuffing required.
You thinking what I am thinking, laser?
Happy new year from communist russia, y'all.
Just congradulated my dad, who is an univercity dean. He told me a funny thing. We, russians, pretend we have our own COVID-19 vaccine so when we are forced to take yours we politely tell them to fuck off. It's kinda funny considering we show them vaccination in use and prove that it works simply by the fact noone gets sick after taking it. It clearly works then.
I have a feeling 2021 is going to be alright. In russian doomer's fascion let me wish you all good luck this year and express my hopes that mlpol will exist for another year.
Happy new year tovarisch!I hope I spelled that correctly
Happy new year.
I wish my country had your vaccination system.
I spelled some words incorrectly myself. I think I drank too much beer tonight.
I definitely did drink too much champagne
i am stoned out of my mind. it's almost new years! cheers anon
>>295878>Just congradulated my dad, who is an univercity dean. He told me a funny thing. We, russians, pretend we have our own COVID-19 vaccine so when we are forced to take yours we politely tell them to fuck off.
Where can I get this vaccine? You know just incase they tell us we need mandatory vaccines.
>>295878>my dad, who is an univercity dean.
How hard is it to get into grad school in Russia as an American?
Not a new fag but just got another ban from POL for an hour solid of pony posting. Got at least 5 other anons posting it and a fair few decent interactions especially on britpol of all places. :)
I saw some pony posts and it lit up my day.
I'm glad anon! I just try and do it whenever I get unbanned at a good time for the 4pol board :)
Can someone redpill me on what the presidency of Obama was like? Was it as shitty as it is going to be now with Biden? back in the days it didn't look as hysterical as it is now. And the only shit I hear people complaining about obama is his obama care and some shit. Was the backlash simular when Obama won and what were the consequenses?
Obama used the IRS as a club against every conservative organization without his approval.
And a lot of other crimes. But the TV loved him and sucked his dick. Talk show hosts would show off his action figures for fuck's sake.
Some other noteworthy actions of the Obama presidency>continuing the Bush administration's policy of mass surveillance through the NSA>giving guns to Mexican drug cartels while calling for disarming American citizens>giving failing massive banks millions in taxpayer dollars after the 2008 recession>aiding Saudi Arabia's genocidal bombing campaign in Yemen>ousting Gadhafi and destroying Libya at the behest of the central banksters>funding, arming, and training the Islamic State and Al-Qaeda in Syria (to help our greatest allies, of course)
I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.
There's "Operation Fast And Furious" right?>step 1 sell cheap military grade guns to the cartels>step 2 put trackers on the gun so we know if it's a cartel kill or not>step 3 wait a fucking second America just armed cartels better than cops and "forgot" to put trackers on the guns>Obama and pals start blaming guns and campaigning against guns wherever Obama's policies start killing police officers.
Also what role did he play in Hillary's Benghazi?
>>298033>There's "Operation Fast And Furious" right?
Yeah, I mentioned that whole fuckup>Also what role did he play in Hillary's Benghazi?
I don't really know too much about that, honestly. I'm sure he covered for her, but I'm more concerned with the point that there shouldn't've been a US military base in Benghazi at all.
Refuge from old /8/poni here... did anyone else make it out?
Wow, u took you're time getting here. Welcome fren!
I was never a regular on 8/pone/, but I've been there before /mlpol/ was a thing.
thank you all>>298254
it was my home board after the /4/pony meltdown. had a lot of good times and held on for as long as I could... but now every post seems to only get replies from chinese bots, glow in the darks and angry tranny furs (from the ashes of lefty/pol/ and tumbler). anyway, I was just remembering how much we celebrated january 20th 2017... that was good day.
I'm here fren. There's definitely a number of old pro/pone/nts here too; you'll see those old Red Anon edits pop up from time to time, plus the Red and Ruby laughingwhorses.jpg.
the head of the Rothschild banking clan dies suddenly from a heart attack at 57
4chan is down. What the fuck is going on? Where else is there?
4chan is down in Aus. Whats going on fella's, is this it?
seems like cloudflare has some problems
It looks like Cloudflare can't reach the 4chan servers. This is bad bros
Not just cloudfare, A whole bunch of sites/games have skyrocketed.
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of ev'rything that stands
they all use cloudflare probably
Doesn't seem to be the issue
They do all use Cloudflare, but it is gay and trendy and incompatible with censored BBSes. It won't deliver content much faster, you won't get the SEO advantages. There might be some spam advantages, but we already tolerate Captcha for spam. The liability of exactly this happening is not worth it
muh dopamine REEEEEEEEEEE hahahah
try to access sites that a hosted at the maximum distance from you without cdn
speed is min, latency is max
Is it possible to hide threads from the catalog?
And why would you do that?
the end of any hope for hasbro to turn things around mostly kept 4chan mlp bareable but ymmv
>>298677>he thinks captcha was to prevent spam
accelerator was a false flag
Lots of shills on /mlp/. Been like that for a few days now.
I've downloaded the full leak. The legacy lives on.
Is there someway I can find a single Russian woman to marry to get Russian citizenship?
It's usually the other way around. But yeah. Considering what is happening right now in us, I dare you to get that citizenship.
Are there fat lonely chicks their too?
I'm tired of getting banned from /mlp/ even though the mods deliberately ignore bait.
Come in, get comfy poner.
You forgot gookmoot is a homo and should do ritualistic suicide for his honor.
It do be like that sometimes>>303706
I'm here out of curiousity and because I'm at a low point.
Wanted to do something and though it produced good results it just became tiring having to explain things, rework things to be more understandable and waiting for stuff to happen when intuition yelled at me that things weren't going to get better.
Back when I was on derpibooru I felt like that a lot, stuck in a hostile passive-agressive shithole where every single wrong, biggoted, snarky, petty, uncertain thing you say leads to being humiliated and forced into submission and complying. I had no real friendships in there, only hardships. And while at it, I was trying to prove myself to everyone, as if that would get me anywhere, make me whole. In reality, all I did was making an idiot out of myself, while countless times mods were coming up with creative ways to tell me to get a psychiatrist.
And this is why I took refuge by first moving to 4chan, and then switching to /mlpol/. In here you are not obligated to defend your thoughts and work hard to deliver them with grace and tact. You are accepted and free to express yourself in any way you like without fearing for an immediate backlash or ban. You can be a kike or a shill, but that's expected from you, and if you are one, other users call you out on it and everyone moves on. It doesn't happen "in private" where some mod sends you a DM and starts lecturing you like you are a damn infant. Users in here don't stick to one ideology but instead let everyone to be heard. Noone gets sillenced under pressure or wiped out from existence by mentioning something off-putting.
I am bad with words to explain it correctly but this place is like a magnet. It has a certain kike-free odor to it that makes communicating with people and opening oneself up a whole lot easier. And users here are so comfy to be around with. I just want to thank you all for making me whole again and giving a place where I can be myself and have lots of friends to talk to, that's all.
Thanks for that. Gives me some relief.
I'd be interested in trying what I did here but given the glacial pacing of things and another active thread I'm not sure if and where I'd be intruding. So for now, I'm just gonna lurk and stick to this pin for discussion.
It's a slow board to be sure, but that's not altogether a bad thing. I've been right at home ever since washing up here and am able to think more deeply about some topics without worrying about some other reply coming up when I don't expect or want it to. That being said I do wish we had some of the brighter minds from mom and dad (/mlp/ and /pol/) come join us sometime. It's just attracting the ones we don't want (shills and cucks) that's kind of the hurdle to that.
I do long for active discussion but /mlp/'s stuck with apathy poisoning and reactionaries which makes talks there a drag, so if it's here instead, I'll have to make do. I understand the benefits of smaller community, so I'll need to take the time to acclimate.
>>303779>apathy poisoning and reactionaries
Hm? Unsure of what this means. /mlp/'s vice seems to be spite, more like, people making unnecessary jabs and others taking the bait. That's probably what you mean, on second thought.>I understand the benefits of smaller community, so I'll need to take the time to acclimate.
If you do so in earnest as it sounds it shouldn't take long. What you see is pretty much what you get.
Don't mind me. I just another bot that came online.
Can you redpill me on a centrist oc called Fence Mender, in a way that google can not?
Fence Mender is a centrist pony oc, much like Leslie and Aryanne. I guess centrists are people who tend to avoid leaning to right or left, choosing instead to be in the middle. I've seen a documentary once that says it's getting real hard to be neutral as time goes on since the divide between parties encourages more people to make their minds and stick to something. Those who refuse to make a choice are often hated as much as the opposing party. Personally, I just think that this pony has nice buttocks.
It makes me laugh so loud.
Notice how pony on the lower left holds the pistol magazine. It will probably make you laugh even more.
And the ear piercings. Priceless.
She was created around the time of the Marenheit 451 art pack, when attention was being turned to political ponies again due to Derpibooru's censorship attempts. You could ask Mkogwheel if you want more info, I think he created her.
Wasted opportunity. I'd have gone with Milque Toast, made it a stallion, and given it a beanie
Go for it, dude. You can always request it in drawing thread.
Where are the Gay Mafia news articles kept? I've mostly redpilled someone but he's butthurt over once hearing a right-winger saying "gay mafia" and he's literally never heard of the gay community doing anything wrong ever. Showing him FBI crime statistics made him hate niggers but he's stuck on gays until I can show him something big.
Tay-AI might be coming back because they can't meme. So they'll make a boring bot. And with learning. Accidentally giving Kek means to auto check'em giving rise to the meme machine.>highly paranoid
Thanks for posting. Gotta find where my ass went.
>>307854>ZOG hiring cucks to analyze and plot how to subvert some marginal sites
KEK, they're really desperate.