Here's a thread to act as sort of a hub for the Canadian political scene, otherwise known as "Please God please just let it stop, we keep thinking it can't get worse but then these doped-up foreigners sit in a big wooden room and invent ways to make it worse than we ever thought imaginable"
Elections are coming up. Quick rundown:
The Green party is only sticking around the talk bad about the Orange party.
The Orange Party is no longer giving their votes to the Red Party.
The Red Party is once again more blue than the Blue Party.
The Blue Party has had more members switch over to the Purple Party.
The Purple Party keeps asking me for money.
I'll keep tabs on habbenings and try to explain them cohesively. Feel free to contribute. Please don't laugh at us because our PM made sex with goats legal merely because Allah wills it.
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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>>376977
Is one to interpret that we're free to laugh as long as it isn't
>because our PM made sex with goats legal merely because Allah wills it
Is one to interpret that we're free to laugh as long as it isn't
>because our PM made sex with goats legal merely because Allah wills it
>The Green party is only sticking around the talk bad about the Orange party.
The Green Party has been opposing land development on established greenbelts, uranium mining, and anything that ups industrial production anywhere on the globe. NDP's Jagmeet wants to expand metropolitan areas in to these greenbelts to house more immigrants, wants to export uranium "to our allies", and has been very open about going tow war with the enemy of the month (which would inevitably get the gears of industry turning)
>The Orange Party is no longer giving their votes to the Red Party.
Simple, the Red Liberals would have lost the previous 2 elections if this "democratic" system of parties being able to trade votes like baseball cards didn't exist. Both the NDP and Liberals have lost to the CPC since 2016 but through the power of friendship have combined their votes under the Liberal banner, bringing the reds up to a majority. Jagmeet said he's not doing this anymore. While funny on the surface, it likely means the Reds will be giving THEIR votes to the orange NDPs, which would suck balls.
>The Red Party is once again more blue than the Blue Party.
The Liberals and the Conservative Party of Canada have operated on strikingly similar values since Harper's second term. The only time this changes is during election season when Trudeau and the Liberals decide to suddenly adopt more conservative values. Simple common sense stuff such as limiting the number of young uneducated Pakistani men who can apply for a tourist work visa. It has happened again with Trudeau doubling down on his proposal to suspend foreigners from buying Canadian land and reducing the third world import quota. Until the Conservatives match these policies, the liberals are more conservative than the conservatives.
>The Blue Party has had more members switch over to the Purple Party.
Because of the indistinguishably similar Liberal and CPC party policies, Conservative runners are joining the Peoples' party Of Canada, which was a splinter party formed by those who were kicked out of the Conservative party for suggesting such heinous things such as "children shouldn't be given sex-reassignment surgery" and "Maybe less than 2,000,000 immigrants a year would be better for our housing situation".
>The Purple Party keeps asking me for money.
Anyone registered with the PPC gets these emails like 3 times a month during election season
>>376978
>Is one to interpret that we're free to laugh as long as it isn't
Yes. We are all dying up here but we hope that we can bring a smile to your face in doing so.
The Green Party has been opposing land development on established greenbelts, uranium mining, and anything that ups industrial production anywhere on the globe. NDP's Jagmeet wants to expand metropolitan areas in to these greenbelts to house more immigrants, wants to export uranium "to our allies", and has been very open about going tow war with the enemy of the month (which would inevitably get the gears of industry turning)
>The Orange Party is no longer giving their votes to the Red Party.
Simple, the Red Liberals would have lost the previous 2 elections if this "democratic" system of parties being able to trade votes like baseball cards didn't exist. Both the NDP and Liberals have lost to the CPC since 2016 but through the power of friendship have combined their votes under the Liberal banner, bringing the reds up to a majority. Jagmeet said he's not doing this anymore. While funny on the surface, it likely means the Reds will be giving THEIR votes to the orange NDPs, which would suck balls.
>The Red Party is once again more blue than the Blue Party.
The Liberals and the Conservative Party of Canada have operated on strikingly similar values since Harper's second term. The only time this changes is during election season when Trudeau and the Liberals decide to suddenly adopt more conservative values. Simple common sense stuff such as limiting the number of young uneducated Pakistani men who can apply for a tourist work visa. It has happened again with Trudeau doubling down on his proposal to suspend foreigners from buying Canadian land and reducing the third world import quota. Until the Conservatives match these policies, the liberals are more conservative than the conservatives.
>The Blue Party has had more members switch over to the Purple Party.
Because of the indistinguishably similar Liberal and CPC party policies, Conservative runners are joining the Peoples' party Of Canada, which was a splinter party formed by those who were kicked out of the Conservative party for suggesting such heinous things such as "children shouldn't be given sex-reassignment surgery" and "Maybe less than 2,000,000 immigrants a year would be better for our housing situation".
>The Purple Party keeps asking me for money.
Anyone registered with the PPC gets these emails like 3 times a month during election season
>>376978
>Is one to interpret that we're free to laugh as long as it isn't
Yes. We are all dying up here but we hope that we can bring a smile to your face in doing so.
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And for today's stupid drama we have Jagmeet getting all surfer-bro on some hecklers who dared to tango with the turban. They flopped embarrassingly, but the video still serves the notion that no lefty candidate can be anywhere in public without constant scorn from passers by.
>fuck me - no fuck you bloody bitch fuck
>fuck me - no fuck you bloody bitch fuck
>>379207
And you’re bringing this up in the Canadian politics thread because…?
And you’re bringing this up in the Canadian politics thread because…?
Canadian MSM has been lit up recently over the news that President Donald will force Canada to secure its own border, lest Canada's exports to the US will be tariffed and therefore less attractive to US buyers. The marijuana fag-suckers on the radio and CBC are trying to spin it that this will make everything in Canada more expensive for Canadians despite that not being how supply and demand works at all.
A significant amount of illegal boats enter through East coast Canadian ports to drop their shitskins off, who then head South across to the USA. It is Canada's (decided) responsibility to monitor and control who leaves Canada through this border and evidence suggests that they don't attend to any movement beyond the roadways - effectively turning a blind eye to all illegal crossing both in and out. The Republicans are well aware of just how many would-be Mexico hoppers will simply stow away on these Northbound boats, enough to consider the Canadian border nearly half of the entire hopper problem. Even "legally", Mexicans are able to get work Visas in Canada and then simply sneak South when they feel like it.
In better news, the oil pipelines are happening. For all his faults, Trudeau at least understands the value of them. From an economic and environmental standpoint, underground delivery of crude oil to the US is infinitely better than trucking and training it one barrel at a time. Remember that it was Biden who shut down oil pipelines from Alaska and the NWT. Not out of environmentalism or some other made up reason - but "just because" it was something Donald was enthusiastic about. Canada got screwed over because the pipes would also deliver oil within the country. Delivery is the biggest part of the gas bill and a lot of the comes from before the oil is processed.
Harper coordinated it with Obama
Obama ordered the work be done by Alaskans and other US workers
Trudeau smoothed it over with indigenous land czars
Trump announced his plans for construction
Biden uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh duuurrrr oil bad, pipe bad, rocky road double chocolate
So at last, no matter who's sitting in Canada's plywood throne, there are good times for gas prices ahead.
A significant amount of illegal boats enter through East coast Canadian ports to drop their shitskins off, who then head South across to the USA. It is Canada's (decided) responsibility to monitor and control who leaves Canada through this border and evidence suggests that they don't attend to any movement beyond the roadways - effectively turning a blind eye to all illegal crossing both in and out. The Republicans are well aware of just how many would-be Mexico hoppers will simply stow away on these Northbound boats, enough to consider the Canadian border nearly half of the entire hopper problem. Even "legally", Mexicans are able to get work Visas in Canada and then simply sneak South when they feel like it.
In better news, the oil pipelines are happening. For all his faults, Trudeau at least understands the value of them. From an economic and environmental standpoint, underground delivery of crude oil to the US is infinitely better than trucking and training it one barrel at a time. Remember that it was Biden who shut down oil pipelines from Alaska and the NWT. Not out of environmentalism or some other made up reason - but "just because" it was something Donald was enthusiastic about. Canada got screwed over because the pipes would also deliver oil within the country. Delivery is the biggest part of the gas bill and a lot of the comes from before the oil is processed.
Harper coordinated it with Obama
Obama ordered the work be done by Alaskans and other US workers
Trudeau smoothed it over with indigenous land czars
Trump announced his plans for construction
Biden uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh duuurrrr oil bad, pipe bad, rocky road double chocolate
So at last, no matter who's sitting in Canada's plywood throne, there are good times for gas prices ahead.
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...I'm having a hard time tracking this bullshit, to be honest. It's all so tiresome. Clownworld is tiresome.
The way I heard about it in a much less meme-worthy video more had the tone of "look at this guy in a position somewhere usually known to be the most enthusiastic people pushing the woke package of ideology opposing it". He's getting some kind of fine for it, but he's refusing to pay it last I heard. There's an energy in the air, I think.
>Town of Emo, Canada:
>"WE AREN'T GAY, WE'RE EMO!"
That quote up there was from a YouTube comment. The meme magic... it's a bit much. I can hardly believe it, myself. These absurdities are overwhelming.
...I'm having a hard time tracking this bullshit, to be honest. It's all so tiresome. Clownworld is tiresome.
The way I heard about it in a much less meme-worthy video more had the tone of "look at this guy in a position somewhere usually known to be the most enthusiastic people pushing the woke package of ideology opposing it". He's getting some kind of fine for it, but he's refusing to pay it last I heard. There's an energy in the air, I think.
>Town of Emo, Canada:
>"WE AREN'T GAY, WE'RE EMO!"
That quote up there was from a YouTube comment. The meme magic... it's a bit much. I can hardly believe it, myself. These absurdities are overwhelming.
In today's news, nearly all semi-automatic rifles have been banned
https://www.gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2024/2024-12-06-x3/html/sor-dors248-eng.html
The footnotes spell out loud and clear that these guns were banned "because some shootings happened with them once, not even in Canada either"
>Canada has experienced mass shootings in rural and urban areas such as in Nova Scotia, Quebec City, Montréal, and Toronto. Whether at home or abroad, the deadliest mass shootings are commonly perpetrated with assault-style firearms.
But people may buy MORE guns as a reaction!
>There is also a risk that affected firearms owners may elect to replace their firearms with models unaffected by the ban, causing a market displacement...
...And so the list will grow!
>..This risk may be mitigated by adding additional makes and models to the list of prohibited firearms in future.
Owners of these firearms - of which most are completely unregistered - have a 10 months to either export them, deactivate them (no moving parts), hand them in, or sell them back to the government (The government has yet to roll out their buyback program from their previous bans)
>While an individual may dispose of a firearm by deactivating it, legally exporting it or delivering it to a police officer, compensation will not be available until the ASFCP is implemented
Every gun store and registered range is already projected to go out of business.
https://www.gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2024/2024-12-06-x3/html/sor-dors248-eng.html
The footnotes spell out loud and clear that these guns were banned "because some shootings happened with them once, not even in Canada either"
>Canada has experienced mass shootings in rural and urban areas such as in Nova Scotia, Quebec City, Montréal, and Toronto. Whether at home or abroad, the deadliest mass shootings are commonly perpetrated with assault-style firearms.
But people may buy MORE guns as a reaction!
>There is also a risk that affected firearms owners may elect to replace their firearms with models unaffected by the ban, causing a market displacement...
...And so the list will grow!
>..This risk may be mitigated by adding additional makes and models to the list of prohibited firearms in future.
Owners of these firearms - of which most are completely unregistered - have a 10 months to either export them, deactivate them (no moving parts), hand them in, or sell them back to the government (The government has yet to roll out their buyback program from their previous bans)
>While an individual may dispose of a firearm by deactivating it, legally exporting it or delivering it to a police officer, compensation will not be available until the ASFCP is implemented
Every gun store and registered range is already projected to go out of business.
>>379377
>Americans scream tyranny is wonderfu
No American says this.
>Americans are unable to explain why Cubans try to escape
Because Cuba is just as shit as any other failed Communist experiment that lost access to the Big Red Wallet.
>Americans scream tyranny is wonderfu
No American says this.
>Americans are unable to explain why Cubans try to escape
Because Cuba is just as shit as any other failed Communist experiment that lost access to the Big Red Wallet.
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Danielle Smith: Firearms Owners Will Be Protected under Bill of Rights
Canada's National Firearms Association
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No4fSZ2m9H8
Well... it looks like it's not all bad.
Danielle Smith here was voted in to be the Premiere of the Province of Alberta with the help of a grassroots organization called Take Back Alberta. There's also another separate organization called Take Back Ontario that's up and organizing people for more political action.
Alberta has a lot of oil sands in it, so it's one of the wealthiest provinces.
Canada's National Firearms Association
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No4fSZ2m9H8
Well... it looks like it's not all bad.
Danielle Smith here was voted in to be the Premiere of the Province of Alberta with the help of a grassroots organization called Take Back Alberta. There's also another separate organization called Take Back Ontario that's up and organizing people for more political action.
Alberta has a lot of oil sands in it, so it's one of the wealthiest provinces.
Okay, so our Finance Minister just resigned a little while ago. Then the next person in line also resigned.
Our budget is super-fucked. Worse than usual, I mean.
Trudeau might end up resigning his position. Things are still kind of in the air on this. I sure fuckin' hope he does.
Our budget is super-fucked. Worse than usual, I mean.
Trudeau might end up resigning his position. Things are still kind of in the air on this. I sure fuckin' hope he does.
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Something's happening live. He might be on his way to resigning. I haven't found a good livestream yet.
In other news: WEF man in charge of Orange Super Far Left party who is refusing to join in on the vote of no-confidence to force a new election so he can get his pension seems to be in a bit of trouble.
WATCH NOW: Jagmeet Singh BREAKS DOWN In TEARS He Faces JAIL After 'Older White Men’ RACIST Comment
Canadian Tribune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXQCOqAloo
^ I haven't watched that one yet, it's in my pile of tabs. This is Orange Party man.
I'm almost able to imagine that there might be some short-term hope.
Let's get a CyTube room going, if anyone's interested. I've got the livestream on, but it's from some "Times Of India" YouTube channel. I'll work on trying to find an alternate livestream.
I'm not entirely sure why this is the only livestream I can readily find, but I'll watch it for the time being.
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
In other news: WEF man in charge of Orange Super Far Left party who is refusing to join in on the vote of no-confidence to force a new election so he can get his pension seems to be in a bit of trouble.
WATCH NOW: Jagmeet Singh BREAKS DOWN In TEARS He Faces JAIL After 'Older White Men’ RACIST Comment
Canadian Tribune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXQCOqAloo
^ I haven't watched that one yet, it's in my pile of tabs. This is Orange Party man.
I'm almost able to imagine that there might be some short-term hope.
Let's get a CyTube room going, if anyone's interested. I've got the livestream on, but it's from some "Times Of India" YouTube channel. I'll work on trying to find an alternate livestream.
I'm not entirely sure why this is the only livestream I can readily find, but I'll watch it for the time being.
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
https://cytu.be/r/StreamChat
The Liberals keep talking about an "Online Harms Act" and Bill C63 to "protect children".
The bold faced self-important using of emotional trigger words to gain censorship power over the masses and threaten life imprisonment makes for very tense watching.
The Leftists sure do love saying that we need to spend more government money to save people money. I'm not sure government workers have a great understanding of how money works, and the role the government has in screwing up that process.
Ooh, we're getting some documents tabled.
The bold faced self-important using of emotional trigger words to gain censorship power over the masses and threaten life imprisonment makes for very tense watching.
The Leftists sure do love saying that we need to spend more government money to save people money. I'm not sure government workers have a great understanding of how money works, and the role the government has in screwing up that process.
Ooh, we're getting some documents tabled.
...The woman finance minister was actually "trying" to keep the deficit to 40b. But she was told to make the budget with the 60b deficit. So she resigned less than an hour before when it was supposed to be submitted.
Multiple ministers in Trudeau's cabinet have resigned.
I dunno what the fuck is going on, but there might be some potential in this whirlwind.
The livestream had bots in it talking about specific complaints and economic statements about things like an increase in the average price of a new car with specific numbers. The video seemed legit as far as I can tell, but there are a few questionable elements around it.
Have a good night, everyone, and get your rest!
Multiple ministers in Trudeau's cabinet have resigned.
I dunno what the fuck is going on, but there might be some potential in this whirlwind.
The livestream had bots in it talking about specific complaints and economic statements about things like an increase in the average price of a new car with specific numbers. The video seemed legit as far as I can tell, but there are a few questionable elements around it.
Have a good night, everyone, and get your rest!