/overboard/ - Overboard

>>394088
which goalpost? mad i am not accepting your shit rate autismo detective skills? gonna throw more 2016 debate culture buzzwords my way?

>>394088
hey, faggot retarded mudslime living in the UK, why dont you expand on the infographic? you didnt even make it yourself, did you? just regurgitated it like the pseudo human you are. you got farmland out there right? go outside for once and observe the ratio/proportions of a pony dick when erect and how much it extends from base to tip, use the ratio and scale it down for a cartoon horse.

>>394090
Nigga why are you fuming over an argument about cocks

your shitty little meme uses height for some reason, and isn't even really addressing penis size. is the equine vagina horizontal or vertical? use some of that dollar store ass pixel maths to convert the average human penis size and then overlay it on big mac, hoe, i dare you.

>>10191
>>10192
Seems accurate. I'm not gay, but I wouldn't say no to a pone stallion.

>>10192
Thank you.

Do not eat them

I want to cum inside King Sombra

>>25889
Then why don't you become Amish? By the fact that you are posting here, it is clear that you have not adopted their lifestyle.

>>25891
Jealous?

YOU FUCKING ZIGGERS

>>10273
Didnt realise I needed this.

i can't get over this part from comics

>>393994
you are making vague claims and then acting above spelling them out literally.

it's gonna be a long ass song

>>393998
for us my friend , for us
he shredded for our sins

>>393999
https://youtu.be/zf064wc4P50?feature=shared [Embed]
>>393993
>Jesus said go out and tell the gospel to every creature
we understand that very well. but i just doubt you'll have a lot of success here. Matthew 10:14
"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet."

>>10318
NO SCOOTALOOOO!! That is a bad country , stay away from it

>>10316
Hell yeah, love it!

There, fixed! t. average pony """art"""fag

Actually, it would be pretty funny to through photo reeal images of people's terrible anatomy at them. Someone with AI get on it. Then again, I'm afraid they might actually like it...

>>10317
is that a house? tiny mountain-styled house in her ponut? and anon lives in there? crazy how the world goes

>>394052
Is this guy faking?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&pp=ygUWVGhvdWdodCBlbXBvcml1bSB2aXJ1cw%3D%3D [Embed]

>>394004
>pirating medicine
You're going to have to explain this to me very slowly and very carefully.

>>394052
I like how you have to pretend none of this is real in order to pretend to be smart. Like denying the foundations of chemistry (atomic theory) and biology (germ theory and virology) makes you a special boy. I'm to guess that this isn't the first time someone has called you retarded, ninjaz. In fact I'm willing to bet that is a pretty common occurrence in your life. Do you feel that if you pretend that all the scientists are in on a big conspiracy that it will somehow make you not retarded?

>>393989
>>394008
>Panic rising as her eyes dart around in the 'Frame, critical NOPE is achieved once Celery trails off, leaping off the Floatblade to run southwest with a sharp whistle, canteens floating out of storage boxes and trailing after her haphazardly.
"GOT SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF BE BACK SOON!"
>Amethyst prosthetic lifting to cover her muzzle, the older mare giggles brightly, setting it down to shoot you a merry expression.
"Hm! Ahhhh, Imperials. Ever amusing in so marely ways... I can feel THIS trade was better than our last two."
>Pausing to tilt her head, Celery debates for a second, then speaks in quiet seriousness.
"Please, do not ask an Imperial what occurred, nor what they experienced, before the Shield was brought down. If they choose to share, listen to their words without questioning. Their lives are raw, open wounds which heal with great difficulty. It is a disgrace to know they shall suffer for a long time, more so that there is little which can be done for them."

>Halted from opening crates, the Crispy returns, dragging a Float sled behind her, attached by a flexible blue cable to a locking clamp on her rump.
>Turning around slowly, the cable is unhooked and lazily tossed over her saddle, blue lenses angled to you, then Celery.
"Here's your order. Need to go, too hot. That okay?"
"Of course. Take the rest of the night off, you have done more than enough."
"Will do."
>Nodding slightly and walking off, the sled's top is pushed open, each of the objects are floated up for inspection.
"Now then. The ingots are indeed in here, good. They are pure as can be and have been stored in stasis.

This particular Heavy Siege Golem's fist is an oddity. It features solely resonant properties, not magical or Elemental ones, thus it will not infuse. Best harmonized to a single crushing weapon of some type as it cannot be split for use.

The Bladedancer Signet must be worn on skin or infused to function. What it trades to act more defensively, it reduces the same in offense. It does not weaken, merely prevents from striking at full force.

Thaumis Rakefangs are best used with slashing weapons, though stabbing or piercing should work. Of course, it must be infused. The enchantmarent is activated as per usual, but do so with caution as the non-Elemental strike is fairly wide. It does not discriminate ally from enemy, which is peculiar.
I know next to nothing of Germane enchantmarents but have been told options such as these are common.

I do not know where this Core one was found, nor how it was made. It was enslaved and has been bound within for at least twenty millennia. And yes, it does predate Changelings. Whatever the case may be, treat the drake with respect.
The last fool whom attempted to order it about received quite serious burns. She does not leave her marension anymore. Serves her right....

The Vulchon Seal is at least eight thousand years old, though perhaps more. I do not know of any others, however, the few details regarding Sumarean history are known solely from dealings with Saddle Arabians. As contact was cut off two years prior, we are unable to perform a full assessmarent, thus I caution attempting to evoke and invoke it.
We do know there is, at minimum, one living entity contained within. Not bound. I have numerous blood mages, one Druid, and three Necromarecers in my entourage, they have been unable to determine what it is. Perhaps a Grandmaster Psion, Mystic, or Sorceror would be able to divine better than we."
>Sending each to the Floatblade's storage, a medium sized kanpri is presented for your plate, the mare's snout twitching in through.
"While I do have access to a number of trade notices, it is much too late to request their updated versions. Cairn Wharf, Whitewing Dealers, and Blackout Hall always close before 8AM. Batponies and their endless naps."
>Eyes rolling in that particularly amusing marener, she tips her head to the other side, then sniffs politely while regarding you with raised eyebrows.
"Unfortunately, I only have one servant and Mareguard contract available. If you have a certain preference, deliver a letter to me and I shall make a full search.

First is an Imperial Crystal filly, ten years of age. Incredibly sweet, good singer, excellent grades, and has decent knowledge regarding the Empire as a whole. She greatly enjoys household tasks, especially cooking, baking, crystalwork, cleaning, and does not mind any others. Similarly, she adores being around those of close age, particularly fillies. You may not find a more snuggly servant than her.
She is not to serve as a Mareguard as she desires to learn Runeshaping, but will accompaneigh in all other mareners, especially trade and informal visits. As for matters which you would not, or may prefer not, to deal with, she is well trained, yet a bat inexperienced in formal social gatherings. She will not participate in subterfuge unless she accepst such is necessary, however.
Her contract is twenty thousand gems for one year. She is estranged from her dam and sire due to a difficult living situation and does not speak of it.

The other is a Lunar unicorn filly, twelve years of age. She is my cousin and holds clan name, thus is well taught in diplomacy, efficient tasking, and could be an excellent support companion. Logical, rational, and precise. No weaknesses save for common northern Lunar unicorn physiology and semi-frigid demarenor. She dislikes warm temperatures more than I do.
She seeks to become a true Elemental Mage of Frost, or perhaps Ice; high proficiency in both. She also has some alignmarent towards Fog, Mist, Ice, and a bit of Crystal as well. She possesses nine Grand spells, three of which she has not mastered yet. That is five more than most clan unicorns can boast of.
Her contract is forty thousand gems for one year. While there are few Elemental Mages left across Equestria, her grimoires are copies of the original Lunar Guardian ones, fully updated of course."

>>393983
>His brow furrows as Astral addresses Shiibo.
(How is she to choose? Will an electronic medium convey it adequately to these Elements? Am I supposed to move in her place? Speaking out of turn will disrupt the ritual so-)
>In his moment of confusion, he twitches with a start as Shiibo walks out of his helmet into the air.
>His mouth opens in awe at a loss for words while his mind races.
(How. This is... this ritual is capable of this? How? This process-)
>Eyes fixed on her, he stares as he hears the sounds of audible weight and presence from her steps. Electronic pixels of stilt point legs tap against stone with undeniable mass.
>Taking a breath to center himself, he watches as she moves behind Astral to undertake her part in the ritual.
(Incredible powers. Unexpected but... necessary.)
>He remains silent as Shiibo provides her gift, considering it a moment purely between two beings closer to each other than he to either of them.

>As the ritual continues, elemental presence and sound continues to build.
>Remaining stoic, blade still in his hands, he repeats Astral's words.

>>394054
>Arrangingas full attention is placed upon you, an essence of Nature takes shape immediately to your left, presenting its joy to this Pact.
We accept! None of Nature dares to deny this opportunity!!
>Cold, brutal hoof steps declare a herald of Moon in attendance, halting at your left, spreading simultaneous joy to be shared, blended with loathing at the unnatural.
>A rigid gaze is cast into you, then Shiibo, the herald nodding firmly before presenting as Guardian.
I represent Two-Are-One in this time. She accepts them in full. None shall intervene.
>Rippling behind in evermoving traces, a storm of Lightning stills for milliseconds at a time, snorting in warning to any that would defy this Pact.
The only one allowed to interfere here would be me, and I shall not do so!
>Flanked by the three Elements, their words assist each of your own, firm voices declaring the hard, honest and full truths, the forfeit alone granting assurance to the reluctant few attending.
>Releasing the One To Be from claimancy, no doubt is found.
>They agree: the bond between you remains as it was, as it is, and as it will be, tantalizingly close, yet not Complete.

>A shard of Crystal aligns to Shiibo's left, echoing sharply as it surveys the Ally, Friend, and Enemy first, proceeding to gaze upon her in judgemarent.
>Flickers of black, raw hatred borne from unknowable suffering are shared, then thrown aside, light, neutral, and dark hues overcoming the difficulty.
Nature and I will shape it to cleanse and guide that she may love. Let none cast sharp disgrace against her lest they be found lacking.
>Deep, mountain shaking thuds occur, four solemn hoof beats shake the Elements as an avatar of Metal lands on Shiibo's right.
>Minotaur bull's head ponderously swinging down to squint briefly at her, the avatar spreads its essence wide in hearty, Graven-Carved arms.
Their purity is far higher than 'merely acceptable'. I take these four as my own to teach. They will be forged into mighty works of body and soul.
>Shoved forwards from its uncomfortable state by silent Fire, Lava, and Magma, a flicker of Plasma roils in consideration.
>Taking position behind Shiibo, the brilliant alicorn's bends forwards, speaking to her in harsh, shapeless words before standing straight.
Shiibo. I will speak to you, and you alone, once this is completed. There is much to share that you will never know otherwise.
>Becoming a raging black host in acceptance, an echo of the proper, true Tyrant's head inclines in respect, red pinpricks sweeping across the Elements subtly considering the unusual action.
Do not attempt to state this is the improper time, nor place, it is neigh interruption. I have seen their efforts. I judge them as beyond worthy. I declare them to be faultless.. unless you would prefer I state "for now", hmm? They should remain untainted AND uncorrupted for the rest of their lives.
The Black Sun WILL aid these Four that they be unhindered.

>Studying the Twenty Eight shortly, Astral Legacy releases Shiibo's wrists, lifting both amber tendrils straight up, wings outstretched, both eyes glinting in mystery.
“I INVOKE the Veils Within, Between, Beyond, Forgotten.
The Essences of Four Seasons are known to us.
Which of you dares to aid her claim?
Which of you dares hold claim against her?”
>Four, eight, twelve seconds pass.
>Elements sharing an ageless examination of circumstance, no claims for or against are found between them, directing for the invocations to continue.
“I INVOKE the Twenty Eight Eternal Decrees Unspoken.
I have traveled beyond mortality to know your scents.
Show me which of the Elements grants mercy to aid Nightfall Kiss.
Bring your proof that we may know it.”
>Impressions and imprints are shown in their whole, the Elemental accepting each temporarily on behalf of the One To Be.
[1d1000 = 286] <Crystal
[1d1000 = 898] <Lightning
[1d1000 = 710] <Metal
[1d1000 = 936] <Moon
[1d1000 = 316] <Nature
[1d1000 = 930] <Black Sun

>Inhaling deeply as the Elements turn to bow to their preferred direction, blue streaks in amber eyes burn as he shouts, bearing each weight upwards with his soul.
“I INVOKE the Pact of Life Shared Freely, freely granted this Night under Moon and Stars!
I hold nothing which I have not earned and bear the weights I have chosen rightfully!
I claim the right to know if my words and actions are wrong, Tallus!
Grant one favored gift to share with her, our cherished and beloved!”

>Four points align, eight, twelve, sixteen, twenty, twenty-four, increasing to twenty-eight, the unicorn's form becoming a conscious, waking soul within the square column.
>Midnight blue eyes open as lips part into a small smile, parting to speak in soft, lightly measured tones.
"To the name I have not yet claimed as my own, I accept this Holy Pact.
I welcome the Elements as they have been shared to me.
I accept these offerings.
No stains will accompaneigh your steps.
No dishonor is cast against .
By the grace of Tallus, I will know her sincerity.
She will show mercy I not felt before.
I will become whole on this Night, a first step on the Path to my Life.
No deity shall hold sway over what I become.
I deny the fickle vagaries of Fate, Chance, and Luck to accept this offering.
I do not fear, for I will learn to dream.
I do not tremble, for my hooves will keep me firm with the clarity given.
I do not accept this gift in anger, wrath, jealousy, or ill intention.
Your purpose is known.
Now, I will become a fully living, free being, beholden only to my new self, my vows, and my oaths, which have been freely and willingly taken.
I am hereby affirmed, sworn, vowed, oathed, and declare that only I the claim of my life.
All bonds I was claimed by, before and after, are now set eternally adrift in the Endless Oceans Above.
I declare myself free.
I claim Four Rings.
I now take and bear all rights of life unhindered, beginning with my true name: Nightfall Kiss."
[1d6 = 4] <Tallus

>>394060
>The attention and name of the Aether appears in Pareidolia's mind despite him not knowing its name until this moment.
>Nature and a Moon's herald materialize to occupy the same space on his left.
>The herald's announcement triggers a muted realization in the back of his mind that naturally, the soul-bound Rift symbiote would also be a participant.
>Lightning also makes itself known with apparently haughty words.
>An agreement is reached, centered on a bond between him and the One To Be. Unsure if there was judgment in the conclusion or merely an observation, he bears it in silence.

>Wincing as the impact of the Metal avatar reverberates across the floor, he looks upon it with uncertainty as it proclaims the role of a teacher.
>A plasma alicorn then looks to provide counsel to Shiibo alone, prompting a fleeting flash of indignation and concern. That she would be made privy to knowledge which could not be shared with him, presumably mission critical information. Why? What could he not be prepared for?
>The whorl of the gathered Elements braces him as he immediately considers that he likely isn't ready yet. Still too weak and too unestablished. He hasn't even begun his mission yet.
>Yet any doubts and concerns were immediately upended by a state of alarm. His eyes widen and his grip on his blade tightens as the Tyrant herself "graces" the ritual.
(She-!)
>But he finds himself cut off as she pledges her support and aid in the Ritual for himself, Two-Are-One, Shiibo, and Nightfall.
>Unable to determine why she would pass such judgment and in subtle wariness, he continues to regard the swirling black cloud as Astral progresses in his supplications and recitations.
>Only the formation and first words of Nightfall's soul draw his gaze away to bear witness.
>He hopes she can fulfill her desires with true agency.

>>393895
>as Kemi warns UK is becoming 'welfare state with an economy attached'
The following may explain what the parasitical class have in mind. As the White Man exits society and the non-Whites are not to the task to fuel the welfare ponzi scheme, they try to reel back the White young slaves into the tax plantation.

>The gov't FURIOUS at men for leaving society - How will WOMEN retire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl4ErYxF_Q8 [Embed]

>>393897
MGTOW was right all along.

The moon has been exceptionally beautiful recently.
>Extreme weather is the UK's new normal, says Met Office
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74w1gyd7mko
>Middle classes will bear the brunt of new Rachel Reeves tax raid, Labour minister hints
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14902361/Labour-opens-door-new-Rachel-Reeves-tax-raid.html
>Ed Miliband warns Britain 'way of life' under threat by major issue
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2081132/climate-change-uk-extreme-weather
>Diversity and inclusion experts eligible for skilled work visas
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/13/diversity-inclusion-experts-skilled-work-visas-poet-blogger/
>UK may need new scheme to detect people obsessed with violence, report to say
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/14/uk-may-need-new-scheme-to-detect-people-obsessed-with-violence-report-to-say
>Southend Airport shut after plane crashes in ‘fireball’ just after take-off
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/southend-airport-plane-crash-essex-b2788406.html
>Mayor's electric levy will put the brakes on clean air say Uber drivers
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/congestion-charge-ev-clean-air-discount-electric-cars-uber-b1237939.html