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Make Jews White Again

I don't know how many canaries must die in the coal mine until we concede that if Disney is doing this now, the next step is literal camps for whites.

That is why I propose we make jews white again. Every eastern european/german jew I know has blond hair and blue eyes, and you could easily equivocate what's happening now with what happened in 1935 in an online context. Conflate jews with what is happening to whites online, and you bring in entire strength of The Tribe to your defense.

The best part is, if you can't conflate jews with whites, it will only cement into people's minds that jews are NOT white....
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One big flaw in self-gratifying edgelord "Whites made their bed and get what they deserve" talk is that it discounts the generational divide. Kids these days never asked if they wanted to grow up in multikulti shitholes. Boomers helped the jew rape the white man's future. Boomers love divershitty even when it rapes kids because Boomers are evil. But if you talk like a totalitarian shithole is an inevitability nobody will want to fight to keep that hell from happening. Nobody will want to bother taking part in psychological operations to spread facts and expose lefty crimes and debunk lefty lies.
The sediment that in 637af68 statement was nothing more than race baiting. Lumping everyone into a group as to say "All Whites becon their own death" is a fallacy in of itself. After all, why then are there whites here even discussing such a topic if all whites just wants nothing more than to pull down their own pants, present their asses, and get royally fucked by every kike in the world? Hence, "says the jew".

The jew is one slipery, sly, deceitful son of a bitch that is hellbent to bringing the end of the world to fulfill some ancient prophecy that they are the chosen people and the world belongs to them and everyone else can suffer. Everything they do is to full fill this prophecy. From the rise of communism, to the subjugation of foreign powers, the jew's only goal is to give themselves power and they maintain that power though keeping the masses dumb. What better way to off your enemy than to have them kill themselves? Not just to fight against another but to loath being born to the point they commit suicide?

Communism is the jews holy fire that they created to unleash upon the world. And they implemented it so effectively to demoralize the world. America, Germany, France, United Kingdom, and the list goes on.. All fallen into the jewish trap of Socialism, Marxism, Communism, All the isms. In turn, they demoralized their countries and the world powers and made them powerless against this surge of ideology. The enemy of the people is the jew and they have made many examples of the people when they tried to act out. From going after freedom of speech, to the right to bare arms. In Germany, you couldn't even talk about your own fleash and blood grand papy because he was "Lel Nazi" and if the government even knew, they would arrest the 92 year old man. And if you even deny the Holocaust in being fraudulent, well you are going to prison. Then there is the matter of bearing arms, not only do you need a "Loiconse" for every fucking thing, but it is nearly impossible with all the red tape just to get a firearm to defend yourself, even if the place you are defending is in your own home.

In America it isn't much different, where hate laws and hate speech are now blending together, where speaking that the election was a coup and fraudulent can get you removed from your job, where the American Flag even is seen as "racist" and can have your own business attacked with windows smashed and even set on fire. People are afraid to speak out because it would hurt their "comfortable" lively hoods. And when such things are done to them, they fear for their lives when the mob shows up, threatening their lives, their homes, their jobs.

Those that have back bone tries to make a stand, and look what happens, they are put on national television and made to the world as being evil. They dress these people worse than the devil and make sure that their faces, names, family, and places they live are plastered for the world to see, and it is to make them public enemy #1 so that they are attacked where ever they go, and they are.

After 9-11-01 Osama Bin Laden was the most hatted man in America. Every American wanted to see him dead. Imagine what would happen if that man would of had walked right into Times Square and announced, "Here I am". Every one on that street would of turned and tried to kill him. That is what everyone that steps out of line becomes here in America.

For the few people that are truely whores, that beg to be fucked, then let them be fucked. These are the ones that fell so far into the jewish trap to give themselves over to communism, blm, feminism and all the other shit.

For the rest that is far greater in numbers, we didn't become whores, we were utterly and ruthelessly raped. They took just about everything from us, so we remain silent with vengeful hearts waiting for the one day they slip up so we can kill every last one of those son of a bitches that took our livelyhoods away.
>White Middle class was comfortable, White Working Class protested.

White... Again baiting here to lump everyone as race.Better to actual mention the Class. Yet, the Luther Pierce got one thing wrong, Middle Class. It isn't he fucking middle class it is the fucking UPPER CLASS. Just like the Working class.

Everyone works for one, but there are the office jobs, then there are the labor jobs. White Collar, Blue Collar. We knew this in America for decades. Even in the Blue Collar jobs you can make one hell of a decent wage and you were middle class. Working in the 1930's to 1950's in Detroit, which was very much white, in the automotive industry, you were making bank. Even in the 1990's and today, you top out in your field from AirConditioning and Heating Specialist, to Electrician and you can easily see six figures. But is that salary Upperclass? Heck NO. Inflation keeps the pressure on the middle class so they never see the luxury of the Upperclass. Sure, a few families could afford to send their kids to collage given they perhaps had 1 child, damn if they have 2 or more, but it be a state school.

Middle class dream was a small house in the suburbs with 2 kids a dog, and a white picket fence. You look at upperclass and it is manors and mansions on 5 acre land or better, 4 to 7 children all going to Ivy league schools, living in gated communities and taking vacations to tour Europe every summer.

The middle class is in the middle because they dream of being the upper class but know very well damn how fragile their lives are and one little misstep and they are in the lower class. It is why they fight tooth and nail to get to where they are, and will fight to maintain it if threatened.

The Upperclass in this country is something the founding fathers explicitly did not wish in this country. Aristocracy. England had a long history of Aristocracy, Powerful elites that had power, wealth and dominance over the lower classes. These assholes, these are the same that are in America but by another name. They are your rich ass white folks many lump as being "Every white guy". They are the Jews: Your politicians, your collage professors, the mainstream media. They run the country and look down from their ivory towers at you as being no more than the scum on their shoe. They contribute nothing, yet both White and Blue collar workers, they provide everything for them. From White Collar engineers planing their next offices, to the blue collars supplying power to them. Both bust their asses for the Upper Class Elites white all we do is get stepped on.

The video is like preaching what they do, but not who they are.
>What alternatives are there to google
DDG or startpage or better yet searx

None, that I'm aware of.

Take your business elsewhere online or physically go to the store.

<Picked this up on 4/pol/ in case anyponer was looking for alts.

Occupied Equestria
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Iron got his ass beat and has pissed off a whole criminal syndicate, Amber is doing some shady shit at the police station, Silver is making friends, and Spark is enjoying Whinnysotan hospitality.
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“If you use a gun, that might alert more. The neighborhood could be filled with snitches that hope to gain favor by reporting an altercation. You would be putting your parents at risk even if no more changelings arrive.”
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"From one the detectives earlier. While you were with the red stallion." She answers

"All the same, I'd rather have it than not have it" He answers

She looks confused, but the confusion is broken by a unicorn waiter, who lights a candle and places it on the table, places glasses of water, and several menus.

"Would you care for something off of our wine menu?" He asks
Amber Sunset
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"I...um...but how did he get it? Why would a detective have the chief's key? Sounds a bit odd to say the least...."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
Silver looks over at the waiter.

"Yes. You would not happen to have anything from Southern Griffonia? Sicameon?"

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Looks like the purge of different thoughts have started.

>ACEBOOK has removed the #WalkAway Campaign and has BANNED ME and EVERY MEMBER of my team!!!
>Over half a million people in #WalkAway with hundreds of thousands of testimonial videos and stories is GONE. Facebook has banned everything related to #WalkAway.

>Ron CodeMonkeyZ Twitter Account Suspended

>JUST IN - Twitter has suspended the accounts of former National Security Advisor @GenFlynn and lawyer Sidney Powell.
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>Censorship opposing the 1st Amendment
>Jews don't really support American principles - Are they really American?
>Gab’s Torba Says New Payment Processor ‘Gab Pay’ Will Launch Next Week
>"Gab Pay is going to become the e-commerce merchant processing backbone of this new digital economy ... to power the silent secession away from the woke globohomo economy"
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>Nick Fuentes On the Florida BigTech Bill failure
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The Florida Bill protecting free speech is smoke and mirrors again as everything the GOP does.
It's another move to allow censorship while pretending to protect free speech.

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Allah is Greater, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam.

I created a video game.
I created a video game.

6APM An experimental real-time strategy game: you are limited to exactly 6 Actions Per Minute (APM).

Did you ever have the feeling that RTS games like Command & Conquer, Starcraft or Company of Heroes are somehow stressful? There are always useful orders to give, but trying to perform 200 APM just isn't relaxing anymore.

We'll, I had this feeling, that's why I developed this game. It's a quite normal RTS game with units shooting at each other, control points, bases to spawn units. However, you are only allowed to give a move order (to an existing or new spawned unit) every 10 seconds, resulting in exactly 6 APM. Not the quickness of the commander is decisive, but good decisions – the game gives you enough time to analyse the situation and plan your next move.

Download Game:


Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: The Sperg-out Continues
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In light of the happenings that have taken place over the past few months, and due to the fact that the last thread has exceeded the bump limit for some time now, I've opted to post an updated version with much more relevant information.
Previous thread:
>>15547 →


>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.


Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. Following multiple bans from DeviantArt, Seb has, as of now, relocated to FurAffinity, where he is currently headquartered. However, given his repeated offenses on the site and penchant for pissing off everyone around him, his time there is likely wearing thin. Expect him to migrate again soon. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Fat fetishism and being a fatass in general
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-Chan
>Pedophilia (has openly admitted to masturbating to foalcon)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Hating the homeless

>FurAffinity profiles:

>Inkbunny profile:


>Personal website:
(Still can’t archive the site for some reason. Too much concentrated autism, I guess.)


>ArtStation profile:

>Furbooru profile:

>And of course, his Facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
(Haven't been able to get archive.today to save his current FB account.)

I've chosen to remove the links to his old accounts as they no longer work (save for his old FB account), but kept the archives of them for documentation's sake. Here they are for those who are interested:




>His old Facebook:
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Your false flagging attempts to emulate your critics are as sad and pathetic as your artwork. Please please KYS
I have a slight suspicion that anon400 might just be seb
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I was perusing Seb's Shitter when I found this little shitstain. Good God this is pathetic. Imagine being such a fucking failure as an artist that you have to beg random people on Twitter to make fanart of your god-awful self-inserts.
>>17423 No shit is him, an actual anon would be more smarter and cheeky with thier comments and trolling.

Magick Guide/General
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A bunch of users wanted a run down of magick and thoughtforms and all that jazz. I figure I'll do large post explaining the practical basics of everything. This thread is going to be a general for magick, a place to chat with people also practicing and finding practical advice. This article will be from a baseline bare skeleton pov. There's literally an infinite amount of ways to do magic. So we're going to talk about the core.

My base was a mix of psionics and chaos magick, broke into impromptu sympathetic magick. Took a break after a heavy loss. But I've since restarted by dabbling in evocation. WTF does that mean? It means I made thought forms and egregores, then started using sigils, then started doing voodoo stuff with random objects within reach, then took a break, and now I summon demons and mlp ponies. WTF does that mean? Read and find out.

What is Magick? Lets Plow Through This...

Magick is a methodology of imposing your will on reality to cause changes within it by utilizing an inherent power. The mechanisms remain the same. Even though there are 6 gorrilion types of magick.

Law of attraction, chaos magick, planetary magick, voodoo, wicca, hermetics, devil worship, psionics, pop culture magick, sigil, candle, shamanism, magick of solomon. On and on with the hidden fringe magicks. You could literally read every waking hour for the rest of your life and never run out of information.

By far the most popular is Kabbalistic Magick. The secret jew magick taught in synagogue to true believers. Why do you think all the celebrities are fucking Kabbalah practitioners? Why the fuck do you think the jews control everything?

Hell there's even a dark reflection to Kabbalah. Kabbalah uses the tree of life, while this other art uses it's opposition, the Qliphothic Tree of Death. If you really wanted to stick it to the jews, learn that shit. Its heavily demonic and overkill esoterically edgelord. But do it in your own time.

There are two paths of magick, high and low. High is basically self improvement, purifying your soul and reaching for godliness, low is making fat bank and banging sloots .... err earthly desires. Regardless of your path, both are exercising your soul's ability of creation (even if it's destruction). You are commanding and creating a new reality. You are assuming some of your power and becoming one with “God”.
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>Only slightly amused but mostly righteously irked.
>Watch it again with what he just told you
I will for sure.
Thanks poner, your commentary is greatly appreciated.
>>Only slightly amused but mostly righteously irked.

No, the video didn't change me as my goals and ambitions have always been set. It did give a list, but it's not the list that was a surprise in hindsight. A verification, a means of low ranking identification.
My self has been under attack by dune coon spirits. While that is and was intentional on my part. To have them behave in such a way to be ignored where it matters most. They've always been a minor road block.
They are a hydra, all the heads must be cut off burned, and the entirety of their body including their head rendered to nothingness.
The one drop of poison poisoning everything is one of their most devious spells. First they bask in being hidden and hiding while yelling. Those spirits too. Second they steal as said previously everything. They poison the well in any form, take what is thrown away or take advantage of weakness. Information, material stuff, spiritual things, experience, everything. That is why I am slightly amused they did it fairly well and the fact the play they (it) did while channeling.
There've stollen so much so brazionly so awfully that for a lack of word pisses me off.
Yes the battle is in the spiritual world and the physical. In the spiritual the obvious two heads fighting yet one head is eating and consuming as some offer up whatever they have to one head or the other.

They cause ruin to paths one might take and narrow the mind or a false broadness.
Rightiously irked in all they have done.
The nice thing is I am in the room with them. They are trapped in the room with me.

The poision they administered in those 5 hours and roughly 17 minutes is that all of reality is their god so patheticly assureing total victory that nothing at all will change their desired reality. I reject that notion.
They try to retroactively and painfully reach through time and space to grab everything. EVERYTHING! This is an everything war.
They need people to unwaveringly believe, know and sacrifice.

The video checks out and it still follows (((their))) rule book.
Their means and methods can be dashed to nothingness.
For all their worship and fuckery it took them thousands of years even with branches and layers on layers of secrecy torture, child molestation (and worse), rape, and murder.
Look at what lands in its belly to know what the two heads (or however many) belong to.
Reclaiming and purifying and separating have been what (((they've))) done by being the ones who poison to claim it.
They have three sides they want You on. Their side, Do nothing, and controlled opposition.
Magic, and life, and every aspect has multiple ways going about it.
Gratitude is powerful. Having a bond is just as deeply impressively impactful.
Keep in mind the connection can be made with anything.
> https://archive.is/qERv5
> https://archive.org/stream/TheRevelationsOfAnEliteFamilyInsider2005/TheRevelationsOfAnEliteFamilyInsider2005_djvu.txt
> https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_illuminati_55.htm (here is the original thread https://archive.is/781mh)
I jumped too early to conclusions about the elite insiders posts. I was wrong and I apologize because of that. I am pretty sure that at least some of the things in the posts are true but their tactic is to reveal just enough and require that you contemplate about the points if you want to unlock the meaning of the posts. I guess the Natural Law is the reason why they are making these posts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASUHN3gNxWo

ITT: We post artists, songs, albums, and discuss the merits and shortcomings of various musical projects. The music discussed need not necessarily be right wing, as there is currently a thread on /mlpol/ housing discussion and updates regarding that.

Attached is the latest /mu/-core chart I could find, but that hardly means the thread needs to be restricted to discussing movements made in the last couple decades.
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As any proper metalhead could clearly see, I'm not very well versed in brutality, I just liked the meme idea and the colors (wish Rainbow Explosion had some green in his hair though, the background could be a bit darker as well for a bit less of a stark contrast[?]). Also you should listen to Animals as Leaders if you don't already, they're pretty good, and if some poner comes by and likes metal please post some facemelting albums, I could stand to delve into that genre a bit more. I've heard Opeth is pretty good, but I never could get into them. Maybe I can take another look.
Come to think of it, Dillinger Escape Plan was something I could find agreeable to my tastes back when I listened to a lot of Math Rock, but I was really looking more for something more purely, bleakly, ragefully Metal. Guess I can start there for now, anyway.

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The old thread >>281344 → hit the bump limit.
Post random news here.
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Gasoline shortages have begun…
Could equine therapy be the new stressbuster on the block? The Spanish think so
I heard these gas shortages are the result of a ransomware attack on a company's gasoline distribution systems. What amazes me is, how could the supply chains be so fragile that a simple ransomware attack could bring it all down? Across half a coastline?
They've been notoriously (in certain engineering circles) unprotected for a long time, even before the internet there have been large tracts of them out in the middle of nowhere with nobody to guard them. Same goes for the country's electrical system, or so I hear... the country's infrastructure really needs to up its game, that is, if everything is to continue to be running stable. With the way the BLM riots have gone I can't tell if that's even something they (those at the top) care about anymore.

Glim Glam Shazams All Hams and Ram a Lam Dam Dams Fallout Equestria: Part III
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We are officially on thread #3 and are not even halfway through the book yet. Just kill me now.

Previous thread: >>294032 →
Continuing from last post: >>304593 →
Currently on Chapter 21: The Heart of Twilight Sparkle:

Page break. The last microscene in the chapter appears to be a transcript of the recording that Littlepoop found floating around in the clouds (this is never actually stated, but it makes the most sense). Several lines of dialog follow each other, with no clear indicator as to who is speaking, how many characters are speaking, or whether or not we are meant to interpret these disjointed lines as a conversation. Eventually the author clarifies that Gilda (presumably the griffon, though we have not yet encountered this character in FoE) and Rainbow Dash are carrying a sleeping Spike away shortly after the bombs went off.

No wait, scratch that. Apparently most of the conversation is Dash talking to herself, or maybe narrating this sound recording for posterity or something, while carrying Spike. She mentions that a mercenary has been hired to kill her. It turns out that the mercenary is Gilda. Before the transmission ends, presumably with RD's death, she asks that Gilda join her in singing the song they used to sing from way back, about Junior Speedsters or whatever. The recording abruptly cuts off. Nothing else happens, and no context is provided for any of this. End of chapter.

Chapter 22: The Earth Pony Way

Today's Fortune Cookie:

>“I pray for the safety of all good ponies who come to Fillydelphia, even slaves. But we can’t expect the Goddess to do all the work.”
I assume the meaning of this is that the slaves, and probably not the Goddess, will be doing most, if not all, of the work. As to what work is being done, and who is speaking this line, and in what original context, we are still in the dark. I have little faith that we will be any less in the dark by the time we reach the end of the chapter.

Apparently, they actually are going to Fillydelphia this time. I was more or less expecting them to get diverted onto another side quest. Also, I've completely forgotten why they even wanted to go to Fillydelphia in the first place; I think it had something to do with busting up another slaver camp.

Anyway, most of the journey from Junction R7 to Fillydelphia has been skipped, and they are now close enough to get a glimpse of the city on the horizon and to receive its radio broadcasts. The author makes no attempt to clarify whether they are walking or if they took the airship, or how much time has elapsed between the end of the last chapter and the present. However, that is pretty much par for the course. Meanwhile, Littlepoop focuses her attention on listening to Red Eye's radio broadcasts.

Page break. The microscene opens with some italicized text that is presumably meant to be one of Red Eye's broadcasts. I'll go ahead and dump the whole thing:

>“…we have Uncle and Aunt Fruitcup, a peaceful and loving couple, married for nearly a decade now, living in their quaint little house with their tiny garden on the outskirts of Roamer. No children, two dogs and a sunflower that Aunt Fruitcup has named Celestia.

>“What kind of monster, I have been asked, would root up Aunt and Uncle Fruitcup, tear them away from their peaceful, pointless lives, and set them to work hauling carts heavy with scrap metal?

>“A monster, indeed. But one with his eyes open and cast upon our future. The future of Equestria. Two hundred years ago, we lost our great nation, but we will have it again! And what would the Fruitcups and their little homestead be in two hundred years? Nothing, meaningless, not even hoofnotes in the annals of history. But… what will have meaning two hundred years from now? This factory!

>“And it is from this factory, and the others like it, that Equestria will be rebuilt. It is from the work that Uncle and Aunt Fruitcup do now that a new national infrastructure will be created and a new golden age will be born -- the golden age of Unity! Equestria will rise like a phoenix from her own ashes! But not without our help, and not without our labor.

>“This is what is important. This will make a difference. This will last!”

So far, Red Eye seems like a pretty shitty propagandist. Usually, the idea is to gloss over whatever horrible thing your regime is doing or else just not mention it, and focus instead on hyping up your accomplishments; either that or just flat out make stuff up. For instance, I'm assuming Chairman Mao's addresses to the nation didn't dwell much on crippling food shortages or struggle sessions. Here, we have Red Eye flat out referring to himself as a monster, and bragging about taking a couple of yokels off their land and forcing them to work in some factory he built. It's...a rather unorthodox approach to being a maniacal dictator, to say the least.

Also, I'm a little skeptical about "Uncle and Aunt Fruitcup." Apparently, before being conscripted to do God knows what, they lived in a "quaint little house with their tiny garden" with two dogs and a sunflower. Is there an apocalypse or isn't there? How would a garden work if the soil is irradiated and there's no sunlight? Wouldn't raiders have raped and disemboweled them by now? There is little consistency in how the author approaches this setting.

Anyway, after all of this silliness, the author finally sets the scene. The group is flying in their magic school bus: Velvet is curled up with her balefire phoenix (which doesn't burn her for some reason), Calamity is pulling the bus, and SteelHooves is looking out the window. Calamity announces that the bus is beginning to run out of magic or electricity or whatever it runs on, and they need to find a place to land so he can swap out the batteries. Apparently, the concern is that there may be "hellhounds" about.
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>a very quick thinker and equally swift to act
>makes you adaptable, perhaps more than any pony or zebra I have ever known.
>allows you to improvise where others would be paralyzed
What story has Xenith been reading? Because I've been reading the one where Littlepoop pulls completely ridiculous plans out of her ass one after another, that have absolutely no right to work but somehow manage to work anyway, simply because the author wants them to.

Anyway, continuing to fish for compliments, LP now asks:
>“Do you think I’m evil?”

To which Xenith replies:
>“No, little one. You are one of the most caring souls I have ever met, pony or otherwise.”
I'm trying to think of anything LP has done in the time since they met that would lead Xenith to form this conclusion about her, and am coming up dry. Although it sounds like Xenith has spent most of her life getting the crap kicked out of her by slavers, so we might have different ideas about what "caring" means.

From here, the conversation abruptly changes gears. It gets weird, then bawdy, then very weird, in that order:

>“Do you think I’m cursed then?” At her odd expression, I clarified, “I have been touched by Homage.”
This is one of the weirdest topic jumps I've run into yet. What does being touched by Homage have to do with being cursed? I see no connection here, literal or figurative.

Anyway, Xenith interprets the "touched by Homage" comment in the most low-brow way possible. The conversation makes a 90 degree turn and devolves into sex banter. Then, it abruptly shifts back to the strange track it was on:

>I took a moment and composed myself as best I could. “So… am I cursed? Because I love Homage?”
Where is this business about curses coming from? Did I miss something here? When has it ever been suggested that LP's relationship with Homage has somehow cursed her? Whatever the author is trying to do here, I'm not seeing it.

Xenith's answer somehow manages to be even more confusing than the question:

>“The zebras may have been wrong about Nightmare Moon,” she admitted. “You ponies may have been right. The wielders of the Elements of Harmony may have broken whatever hold the stars had over Nightmare Moon. Luna may have been… different.”
>“But that does not mean that the touch of the stars was still not upon her. That it did not influence her in more subtle ways.” She looked to me. “I am open to your beliefs, but I ask that you be open to mine. Perhaps there is truth in both.”
What the fuck does any of this have to do with Homage or Littlepoop? How is Nightmare Moon connected? Nobody even brought her up.

>“But Homage is not evil, she is not twisted, she is no Nightmare Moon,” I insisted. “In fact, she saved our lives. She saved yours.”
>Xenith nodded with a sad smile. “And would you not say it was quite an amazing shot?”
>“Absolutely. It was an… what?”
>“The weapon from the stars wants to kill,” Xenith said. “It yearns to kill.”
>Okay, now that was just creepy.
At this point I have literally no idea what either of them are even talking about.

>“I will accept that Homage is a good, kind pony. And that she is not cursed. Because you ask me to,” Xenith conceded. “Even though I do not trust your judgment, I believe you speak truthfully in this. And I suspect you are better experienced at matters of the heart than I am”
Okay, I've read through this conversation a couple of times, and I think I'm beginning to get a handle on what the fuck they're talking about. They are referencing something they talked about earlier, in Chapter 29. There was a scene in which Xenith admitted to Littlepoop that she didn't trust Homage. She offered us this by way of explanation:

>“Did you not see the weapon she used? Your lover had been touched by the stars. She is cursed. No good can come of her.”
This is in regards to an incident where Homage shot down an alicorn that attacked them as they were landing at Tenpony Tower.

So, as I understand it, this is basically what's going on here:

When Homage shot down the alicorn, she used a weapon that, for some reason or other, Xenith associates with Nightmare Moon. As a result of this single incident, she believes that Homage is cursed, and therefore does not trust her. So, when Littlepoop asked Xenith if she trusts her just now, and Xenith said that no, she does not, LP became concerned that it might have something to do with her relationship to Homage. Her concern is that Xenith believes that she might be cursed, on account of how she has been lezzing out with Homage, who is also cursed. However, it seems that Xenith distrusts for for an entirely different reason altogether.

Anyway, though she seems willing to accept that Homage is probably not evil herself, Xenith still seems to believe that this gun Homage used to kill the alicorn is cursed or something, and as such is still wary of her. She closes with this remark:

>“But I ask in return that you keep an open mind to the things I believe, and a watchful eye for warning signs. The stars take the greatest delight in giving us the means to destroy ourselves and each other. Do you truly think that your relationship has not changed now that she has taken a life for you?”
I guess the significance here is that Homage might actually be cursed, or...something. Honestly, this story was always convoluted and bizarre, but this is turning into some pure weapons-grade autism right here, and I'm really having a difficult time following all of this. If someone who has read this before, and understands whatever the deal with Homage's gun is, wants to fill in whatever gaps I've left open, they may feel free to do so.

Anyway, I guess this completely bizarre and random conversation has led Littlepoop to conclude...uh...well...I'm not actually sure. Here's how the scene ends:

>Regardless of whether Xenith’s superstitious fears were justified, she had led me to re-examine what had happened in a less self-centered way.
>I looked up into the zebra’s eyes. “Thank you.”
Your guess is as good as mine.
One particularly galling thing about Xigger's "I will respect your beliefs and you should respect mine. The stars are at least a little evil and Luna was at least a little NMM. There must be at least a little evil influence there. After all, the alien laser gun used by Homage on that Alicorn was shockingly accurate! That gun yearns to kiiiiiiiill!" bullshit is that she has a problem with Homage owning an alien disintegration ray even though Homage wouldn't have had to use it on an evil Alicorn if Xigger's people didn't create evil Alicorns by nuking equestria using megabombs filled with inherently evil magic fire/taint/radiation and built from reverse-engineered healing megaspells gifted to them by ponykind in the name of peace.

This Xigger is not entitled to respect. NMM is not Luna. Xigger beliefs that nuked equestria and necessitated the use of that star blaster on evil mutated brainwashed alicorns in a hive mind are not entitled to respect. Kkunt is a faggot for believing respect is something everyone who wants respect mutually owes each other, when in actuality respect is something that must be earned. It's funny that after Past Sins tried so hard to make Luna/NMM a part of Nyx the OC, this story tries to pretend there's something slightly correct about the asinine Zebra beliefs that stars=bad and Luna must be evil because stars=bad and ponies must be evil if they accept Luna as their princess. It's like an author took that Nightmare Night FIM episode to its "logical" conclusion. Except there's a big fucking difference between children afraid NMM will eat them if they don't give a statue enough candy and an entire race of unrepentant and hypocritical dark magic users pretending they have the right to pretend any association with the night sky makes Luna and all of ponykind evil. LP has murdered countless ponies, it would be hypocritical for her to lose all respect or even a little respect for Homage just because she saved the day and shot one Alicorn with a gun that would do more good in LP's videogame protagonist hammerspace inventory. I haven't seen a fanmade piece of shit this bad since I played Jotex The Speedior.
*family guy cutaway of Sunrise playing Jotex The Speedior and saying "it's shit"*
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Page break. As I suspected, the fact that Xenith just had a giant hole blown through her neck has no serious effect on her. It seems that Velvet's little bullshit quickie surgery and some ointment was all it took to patch her up, and now she's right as rain again. And since they happen to be in the kitchen of the firehouse, why not cook something? It's not like they're in some kind of life-or-death situation here, or that they're supposed to be raiding the hospital for supplies because Calamity still has a gaping hole in his wing, or anything like that.

Xenith opens the fridge, which I'm assuming hasn't worked in 200 years and could not possibly contain anything safe to eat, and finds a lump of moldy cheese or something. Meanwhile, Littlepoop gets some pots and pans together so they can grill it up. While they are doing this, LP tries to make small talk again. She asks if Xenith trusts her to tell the truth, and Xenith answers that yes, she does, unless LP feels that it's in her best interest to lie.

>Crap. I hated to think she might be right about that. I would have preferred to be more like Homage. But if it came to telling the truth or protecting my friends, I had a track record of choosing the latter. And while I regretted the necessity, it was rare for me to reconsider the choice. Did this mean that I was playing SteelHooves to Homage’s Applejack?
So, Homage is like...Applejack now? Which means that her Element is supposed to be...Honesty? I guess? It's a good thing the author told us this, because I certainly wouldn't have pieced it together from anything she's said or done in the story. As to what Element SteelHooves is supposed to represent in this example, I have no idea, and can't really be fucked to care. I think the implication is that he's dishonest or something.

In the end, we never get to find out whatever it is that LP wanted to tell Xenith, because they end up arguing about weird zebra semantics for a couple of paragraphs, and the conversation fizzles. Xenith goes back to making moldy cheese soup, or whatever the fuck she's supposed to be doing here. I think she's cooking up one of her potions or something.

Anyway, out of nowhere Xenith spouts a bunch of angsty nonsense that isn't really worth quoting or analyzing in depth. The gist of it is that she seems to have had a fairly rough life: before she was a slave, she had a husband who is implied to have been abusive. Before that she lived with her parents, who appear to have also been abusive. She seems to be saying that she has never known an existence where she wasn't treated as property, and she regards Littlepoop as just one more master in a long chain of masters.

Nothing else happens.

Page break. For some idiotic reason they are still exploring the firehouse, and for some other idiotic reason they are now purposely hunting the hellhounds instead of trying to avoid them. They find one that for some idiotic reason is hiding in a storage closet, but then it turns out to just be a bloatsprite. There is a lot of irrelevant side-banter that jumps from topic to topic: Velvet training Pyrelight to hunt rodents, Littlepoop wanting to know how to clear the clouds away from Tenpony Tower so she can use that solar-activated whatchamahoozit spell of Homage's, bullshit bullshit bullshit. We learn that apparently a sonic rainboom would be able to clear the clouds; beyond that, literally nothing happens in this microscene.

Page break. They are still in the thrice-damned firehouse, but apparently they've reached the end of it and are prepared to move on to the next building they plan to tediously crawl. They come to a window, and there's a long drop underneath it, and they have to jump across if they want to get to the next building, and blah blah blah, yada yada yada, long story short they do.

They find themselves in some kind of office building. There appear to be hellhounds, or at least enemies of some kind, on the floor below them, but neither this nor the immediacy of Calamity or Xenith's medical conditions deter them from snooping around up here. Littlepoop finds a book on explosives, as well as a recording which she naturally feels compelled to listen to. The recording is an old internal communication for a mining company that presumably operated in this town. It explains that an inspection is coming up, and everyone needs to be on their best behavior. It also mentions diamond dogs being in the area, which are described as if they are only a minor nuisance; presumably this is before they mutated into hellhounds. We also learn that diamond dogs can be driven away using certain audio frequencies, which explains why they fled from Velvet earlier (though not how she would have known that this would make them flee).

They get to the staircase, and there are a couple of hellhounds sniffing around. They don't notice the group because Xenith has camouflaged their scent; that appears to be what the moldy cheese concoction she was brewing a few scenes ago was about. They decide not to engage the dogs, and go up to the roof instead.

Page break. On the roof, they encounter a hellhound which is quickly dispatched. They also discover some kind of radio antenna, a terminal which still works for some reason despite being exposed to the elements for quite some time, and a bunch of dead pegasi in Enclave armor. Despite the presumed urgency of his still-untreated medical condition, and despite the fact that the corpses are basically mummies, indicating that whatever happened here happened a long, long time ago, and despite the fact that he has absolutely no reason to care about whatever happened here since it involved the Enclave and he isn't part of the Enclave anymore, Calamity nonetheless vows to get to the bottom of whatever happened. Littlepoop naturally tries to hack the terminal, but discovers that Enclave terminals are apparently made out of clouds and can't be hacked.
>enclave terminals made of clouds
>well if LP can't touch them with magic or hooves they simply cannot be hacked! - Kkat
Calamity's a pegasus, he should be able to operate them and LP should be able to tell him what to do. If the terminals can't be operated by Pegasi they'd be worthless to the Pegasus Enclave. Could put a funny scene ANYWHERE BUT HERE SINCE HE CURRENTLY HAS A HOLE IN HIS WING AND SHOULD NEED THAT CURED ASAP where she tries to walk this boomer-level tech-illiterate motherfucker how to hack and hilarity ensues.