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Occupied Equestria - Back to the Forest
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Virgin Flame arrives in Baltimare and makes her aqua intense with the staff of a Cathedral there. Spark goes back to Blackwood, helping a rebel and several wolves. Iron takes a train off to the mountains where there is said to be treasure. Silver is pleasantly surprised to wake up to the world-not-ending. Dark Star goes home for the night, disturbed by the forces corrupting the youth, and left to contemplate his role in stopping it.
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"Did you sleep well last night?"
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Her heart races as she makes it outside without further incident. She briefly looks back at those soldiers, once protective, now persecutory if they knew what she hid under her dress. She keeps walking steadily onwards, shuddering as the car's light pans over her briefly.

Once she is well out of the scene and the adrenaline fades from her body, a wave of exhaustion overtakes her. It could be closer to dawn than it is to midnight, and part of her yearns to go straight home and get some well-deserved rest. However, holding onto those papers for any longer than necessary makes her uneasy, so she blearily trots in the direction of the nightclub, not really looking where she's headed.
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It's a straight walk up Traveller Street, and then a few blocks westward to the nightclub. Let us only hope Amber recalls the exact number of blocks.

There are fewer lights on in the buildings, and fewer ponies to be seen. The rain and the absence of the moonlight makes the walk a bit different than before. Amber is up perhaps a block and a half when a police automobile pulls over near her. It's driver leans over to roll the window down. He seems to be a darker grey earth pony stallion of slightly above middle age, and he says to Amber

"Where are you headed, little pony?"
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As she's approached, Amber thinks to herself, I'm not a bad pony, I have nothing to fear, and it's probably for the better they're here in a neighborhood like this.

She comes up with an explanation somewhat close to the truth, that she agreed to meet her "coltfriend" at the nightclub, giving its name. Although she got caught up in something and had to set out very late, she hopes she can still find him there. The number of blocks is a bit foggy so she asks for directions.

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All-encompassing table top thread
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Like the title says, this is a thread for any and all table top games and things related to them.
If you have a question about homebrew, worldbuilding, game mechanics ect this is the thread for it.
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Can you name any systems or subsystems that do this well?
I mentioned the ToB and PaW.

I find that martials and casters seem to be pretty balanced in PF2e, and not in a fake-ass homo way like 5e does it like rationing extra attacks and whatnot. The crit specializations give weapon-fighters their own niche.
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I think one of the FIM-inspired DND fanmade systems used a system where teammates who work together get bonus points for "Acting in harmony", that would be a cool way to incentivize teamwork.
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Are you talking about Tales Of Equestria?

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Glim Glam Steams Up Edgequestrian Style Hams, Part IV
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For anyone who stumbles across this thread and is wondering what it is, this is a literary review thread for pony fanfiction. We take an MLP fic, read through it, and shit all over it discuss its literary merits.

We are currently reading Fallout: Equestria by kkat.

Thread number four. We are nearing the end of the tunnel, thank God.

Previous thread: >>304714 →

Currently on Chapter 38: Peace in Our Time
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/40/fallout-equestria/chapter-thirty-eight-peace-in-our-time

Continuing from previous post.

>>311555 →

Page bweak. Littlepoop falls unconscious, has a flashback, and drones on about how shitty she thinks her life is for literally eleven paragraphs. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop wakes up in a filthy, unfamiliar bed in some abandoned cottage somewhere. I'm sure kkat is writing from personal experience here. She whines for several more paragraphs about how miserable she is, even claiming to have PTSD from losing a rib, even though she stated earlier that it had been healed with magic and she will sustain no permanent injury other than a scar.

>The heart-rending blow of watching Applejack step out of that elevator… and realizing that Applesnack had intended to propose to her that very night, and she was anticipating it… oh Goddesses.
This is another continuity error along the lines of what I pointed out in the previous chapter. By her own admission, she did not view the orb whose events she is referencing here until after Canterlot, and unless she's been losing herself in orbs during battles again, she would not have had time to view it between their escape from Canterlot and the present. She should not have witnessed these events yet.

LP can hear her friends talking in the next room. Apparently they found some new armor for SteelHooves from somewhere, or found some armor they could use to repair his existing armor, or something along those lines, because they are discussing rehabilitation for him. He can't move properly at present, but should be fine in a bit. Also, Xenith is there, so presumably they are back at Glyphtown or whatever that place was called.

Anyway, SteelHooves gives a schmaltzy speech about how Applejack learned to love zebras, and so he figures he could learn to love them too. You may or may not remember that SteelHooves doesn't like zebras, or doesn't trust them, or something. At least I think that was a thing with him. Anyway, the significance seems to be that he's over it now, and he and Xenith can be friends I guess. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop is still sick or injured or something, so is Velvet, and SteelHooves presumably hasn't learned to walk again yet, so it seems they will need to rest for a couple of days. Xenith comes in and rubs ointment into Littlepoop's horribly painful bum-wounds, and tells her that she is not allowed to get out of bed until she is rested enough to stand on her own and keep down solid food.

For some reason, LP is in a huge hurry to resume her mission all of a sudden. It's been about twelve chapters since Red Eye first gave her the task of killing the Goddess, and told her that there was a bomb in Tenpony Tower that would explode if she didn't do his evil bidding incidentally, how is that situation coming along, anyway? bomb still tick, tick, ticking away?. Since that time, LP has done nothing but goof around and go on side missions, stopping to help every random pony she bumps into, no matter how trivial and mundane their problem is. She's still done absolutely fuck-all in terms of progress on this mission, though to her credit she did finally complete the mission the Goddess tasked her with, when she agreed to do a mission for her instead of killing her, which was the original mission.

So, what's the big hurry all of a sudden? Why not rest, take a few days off, heal your injuries, which for some reason you can't just shrug off by downing a potion this time around? You were willing to spend several days goofing around in Tenpony immediately after Red Eye gave you this assignment, so what exactly is the issue?

Anyway, they talk about Xenith's daughter for a bit. Seems like she's being basically written out of the story so that Xenith can rejoin the party. Since she wasn't much of a character in the first place, I don't think anyone is really going to miss her that much. After this, Littlepoop proceeds to mumble to herself about the usual nonsense until eventually the scene ends.

She embarks on one of her annoying little self-doubt episodes, bemoaning that she is about to lead her friends on a mission but she doesn't even know what the plan is since she erased her own memory. Then, she remembers that she is Mary Sue, the Chosen One, and nothing bad could ever possibly happen to her.

>I’ve told everypony their parts, and just their parts.
>Every pony...
>Oh!
>…because the Goddess couldn’t read zebra minds.
>A smile broke across my muzzle. Ooooh, I was a clever pony!
Has it been established that the Goddess can't read zebra minds? This is actually a serious question; I really can't keep track of even half of the ridiculous rules that have been introduced into this story thus far, but kkat is generally more less consistent when it comes to these kinds of details. Anyway, it looks like LP's plan is going to revolve around Xenith somehow.

Page break. It looks like someone else might have pointed out the continuity error with the memory orbs to kkat, because this scene starts with an angry rant from Calamity about LP viewing a box of memory orbs while he was off getting the Fart Cruiser. If I'm interpreting it correctly, the idea is that LP watched all six of the orbs while she was in the warehouse, sometime between Calamity's exit and the basement explosion.

This one is a draw, as far as I'm concerned. +1 to kkat for recognizing and correcting a continuity error, -1 for doing it in an idiotic, clumsy and illogical way.
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I'd actually like to look at this last statement of LP's in a little more detail.

>I thought of the Twilight Society sitting on a treasure of magic and not using it to help anypony.
The Twilight Society, as far as I can tell, is a mostly-harmless group that likes to larp as freemasons or something. I've never been clear on whether they are meant to be the actual governing body of Tenpony Tower, or else some kind of shadow-government that runs things secretly from behind a puppet regime. It's one of many, many details that kkat was not especially clear on.

However, what is clear is that Tenpony Tower is probably the closest thing Edgequestria has to a functional society, and the Twilight Society has played a significant role in creating and maintaining it. My understanding is that they keep their trove of prewar technology a secret partly to prevent it from attracting invaders like Red Eye, and partly so they can research it and learn a little more about how it works before attempting any practical use of it. Both of these seem like reasonable positions to me; I'm not sure what LP is getting at with her criticism here. As I said above, LP's latest revelation hasn't altered her fundamental worldview at all; she still views herself as the "wasteland savior" tasked with rooting out all the badness in the world and putting things to right. The only thing that's changed is that now she's pushing the responsibility for creating her utopia onto others.

It's also interesting that she criticizes "The Twilight Society" as a whole, but doesn't say anything about her little girlfriend's role in this group. Homage is a member of the Society and operates her radio show with their blessing. She also uses her show to openly criticize Tenpony Tower for hoarding resources instead of using them to "help" the wasteland at large. She clearly shares LP's "ideals" about how the wasteland needs to change, and has the power to affect this change at least in part. However, instead of using her position to take action, she just sits in her ivory tower doing her radio broadcasts. She badmouths Tenpony Tower from the safety of its penthouse, not only enjoying the protections of its government but a role within it, which she notably does not use to advance her own stated ideals. She also actively deceives her listeners by presenting herself as some kind of "voice of the people," when in reality she's about as privileged as it's possible to be in Edgequestria. No wonder she and LP got together; they're pretty much cut from the same cloth. These two insufferable narcissists deserve each other.

>Of the Steel Rangers preying on other ponies in their selfish drive to hoard the technologies of the past.
The Steel Rangers have always been a half-baked idea in this story. As I've said numerous times, I've never completely understood what their mission is supposed to be in the first place, or why they are carrying it out. It seems to be one of those areas where kkat expects his readers to be familiar with the Steel Brotherhood from Fallout that he's referencing, and to fill in the blanks on their own. From what kkat has given us, it's not really clear why exactly the Steel Rangers are so interested in hoarding prewar technology, nor is it clear what they intend to do with it. Thus, it's a little difficult to form an opinion of their actions one way or the other.

>Of New Appleloosa willing to trade with slavers and not lifting a hoof about the horrors of Old Appleloosa not so far from their door.
The Old Appleoosa slavers were another hazy area that kkat fudged a lot of the details on. It was never clear just what the relationship between the two towns was supposed to be. They apparently had some kind of trade deal going on that involved sending a train back and forth, but what exactly was traded? Old Appleoosa was presented to us as basically an armed compound that served no purpose beyond corralling slaves; it wasn't even a proper town. We are told, albeit in vague terms, that the New Appleoosans didn't particularly approve of the slavers' practice, yet it didn't seem that any other industry of note went on in Old Appleoosa. What exactly did they trade for? For that matter, why did the slavers bother to trade with NA at all? Why not just invade them, capture all their citizens, and sell them to Red Eye as slaves?

I've already given extensive commentary on that part of the book and how the relationship between the two towns could have been better fleshed out, so I won't go into detail there. The important thing here is that once again, despite outwardly attempting to distance herself from Red Eye's worldview, LP displays the same kind of hubris that he does. Her criticism is that NA focused on the well-being of their own town by forming a mutually beneficial trade agreement with OA, instead of invading OA and slaughtering everyone the way she did. She takes it as a given that her views on the evils of slavery are a universal moral constant; she condemns New Appleoosa for prioritizing the needs of their own community over fighting for her universalist ideals.

In her own words:

>“It’s time for the ponies of the wasteland to stop being so selfish and short-sighted. To start caring about their fellow ponies. To raise their hooves in aid and communal support. To work together to build something bigger and better, not because they’re being forced to, but because they want to, for themselves and for their children...”
In other words, LP's personal ideals are still the gold standard that define morality for everyone, as far as she's concerned. She hasn't changed her basic view that it is her destiny to "fix" Equestria, she's simply decided to change her approach. Instead of it being her life's work to go around slaughtering baddies and imposing her will upon reality, she's decided that it's everyone's responsibility to do this. Her goal from here on out is to ensure that this is what they do.
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Perhaps this story would have turned out better if Kkat played Fallout 4 before writing this.
F4's story is a mess of stolen cliches and half-baked ideas but most of the gameplay in the game is clearing out Enemy NPC-infested locations before building them into Settlements, places you control where you can build houses and walls and water pumps defense turrets and trading stalls. Can even set up trade routes between settlements. You recruit to your settlements by allowing in any wandering cunt who wants to join and be assigned a job as farmer/trader/guardsman/whatever. It's incredibly basic without mods but if LP actually used her OP telekinesis to build something now and then instead of roaming blindly and destroying whatever she encounters like a rampaging freed wrecking ball, she'd be a better protagonist because she'd actually help to "Build back better" instead of just berating other groups and settlements for not doing so.
It would also help provide a purpose to those random encounters where LP stumbles upon enemies and slaughters every last one of them instead of killing who she has to while sneaking through as quickly as possible. It would help random slaughters feel more like a plot-relevant goal. It would add valuable worldbuilding info and characterization for each location.
More like "I must clear the scorpions out of the cave locals mine and make gunpowder in" or "I must clear the feral glitchy robots out of this factory so a nearby allied settlement can repurpose this place to build war robots for defense" and less less like Flashpoints from Saints Row 4(an open-world-game activity type where you visit a place and slaughter all enemies before moving on to the next one).
We're often told LP is this beloved "Wasteland Saviour" and New Appleoosa's mayor suffered for not being a loving fan of hers, but if she formed an army of NPCs she could order around and build houses for and even call upon in battle, her reputation as a world-changing hero would feel more earned and meaningful. If you're going to give your heroes infinite ammo why not say scavengers that love her for killing so many raiders are told by Homage to put that ammo in collection boxes at towns that like LP? And if she had her own faction helping and funding her and maybe even offering her training, it'd be more realistic that she'd be so good at killing her way anywhere she wants to go. Homage and her Bullshit Tower Society can handle the day-to-day mundanities of running the organization whenever LP is off killing again, and it would make LP less of a sue if she was canonically a figurehead manipulated by a radio host and secret society that wants to rule the new world with its own evil(?) plan.
Of course this would mean more characters to write and Kkat isn't good at writing those.
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Couple more things in this section and then I'd like to move on. If I can manage to finish this book by Christmas I'll consider it a gift to myself.

>I remembered the words of Life Bloom: This is us helping.
Italics are the author's. I've complained about this quite a bit, but it's worth mentioning again: kkat has a very bad habit of referencing obscure parts of his own text and assuming the reader will just remember what is being referenced. Even the most attentive and interested reader which is not me at this point is going to have a hard time keeping track of everything that happens in this book, and without a photographic memory it's pretty much impossible to remember every single line of dialogue from every single scene. Life Bloom is a minor character who doesn't appear very often, and this remark is presented without any context whatsoever. What are we supposed to take away from this exactly?

Thanks to my old friend Ctrl-F, I was able to locate this line in Chapter 41. This is from the scene where Calamity comes up with his goofy plan to kidnap the Enclave ponies and force-feed them Littlepoop's memories. Life Bloom is offering to come along with them in order to conduct the memory-feeding spell due to its complexity. LP asks if he is sure he wants to risk his life like this, and Life Bloom replies that she asked the Twilight Society for help, and this is his way of helping.

Even in context it's a little unclear why this particular line is being quoted. Essentially, Life Bloom is saying that he approves of LP's mission and wants to help, which seems to paint the Twilight Society in a more positive light (from LP's perspective, at least). A mere two paragraphs earlier, LP was criticizing the Twilight Society for hoarding magic and refusing to help the wasteland, and this quote doesn't do much to reinforce her point.

All in all the meaning of this quote is ambiguous, and it diverts the reader's attention away from what's presently going on in order to reference a fairly unimportant event from the past. If I were kkat's editor, I'd probably suggest he cut this.

>“…It’s time for the ponies to tell the wasteland to buck off!”
This line probably sounded a lot better in kkat's head.

Anyway, LP blathers on for several more paragraphs, and it's really just more of the same. She recalls a few other out-of-context passages from earlier in the story: something about the Steel Rangers, and something from one of Homage's broadcasts. She concludes with yet another display of massive hubris, thinly cloaked in her trademark false humility:

>“And you know what?” I continued. I couldn’t have stopped; it was like an avalanche had started inside of me. “I think they want to. They’re ready to. You’ve shown them that rebuilding is possible. I’ve…” I’ve what? I knew what. I’d been an example. I couldn’t listen to Homage without her drumming it into my head. But saying it, accepting it, was another thing entirely. I knew I was nothing special, but my reputation had become something powerful.
>“…I’ve been their Lightbringer.” I said finally, coating the concept in Homage’s words and hoping it didn’t sound conceited. “We’ve done what we can…”
This line is hilarious enough on its own, but I'd like to remind everyone that she has had a gun pointed at Red Eye the entire time she's been babbling autistically about what an inspiration she's been to the wasteland. I have no idea whether or not she still has any actual intention of shooting him, but in any case the element of surprise is long gone. Red Eye could have made himself a hot sit-down breakfast in the amount of time it's taken her to get through this speech.

However, it doesn't matter much, because everyone in this story is fucking retarded. Red Eye continues to stare politely down the barrel of Littlepoop's gun while his erstwhile captive continues to prattle on. Littlepoop ends her less-than-inspired speech on this lame note:

>“…and now it’s time for Daddy Red Eye and Mommy Littlepip to get the fuck out of their way.”
I'm guessing this line also sounded a lot better in kkat's head.

And Jesus-almighty-tit-fucking-Hindu-Christ, they're still fucking talking. Seriously; I'm starting to wonder if the remaining 100,000 some-odd words of this story are going to consist entirely of this one conversation. At this point I don't care whether Red Eye tosses the three of them into the rainbow goop, or if Littlepoop blows Red Eye's brains out, or if all the two of them decide to just stop fighting and fuck already, but for the love of God, somebody fucking do something.

Anyway, I'm going to move as quickly as I can through the rest of this scene, or we're going to be here until Ragnarok.

Red Eye, who I will remind you still has the barrel of a goddamn revolver pointed squarely between his eyes, responds to LP's pseudo-philosophical babbling with some pseudo-philosophical babbling of his own. His position is that blah blah blah, if the NPCs of the wasteland could save themselves they would have by now, they need us, herpity derp derp, yada yada yada, eat the pudding. Littlepoop responds with a herp and a derp and a derp-de-derp, because we all make mistakes, and we all have flaws and weaknesses, and we're all stronger together because we all flibbidy dibbidy floopy woop doop, I'm-a-gonna-eat-dat-pudding. Derp.

This goes back and forth in exactly this fashion for several paragraphs, and then, finally, Red Eye decides to end the conversation and go back to what he was doing before all of this started. LP cocks her gun and tells him that she will drop him if he doesn't promise to stop doing what he's doing and cleanse the doo-doo from his icky soul. This threat would have probably had a lot more impact if she hadn't been talking his ear off for the last 25 minutes or so. Then, Red Eye reveals the latest exciting twist in the story, which will have to wait until the next post because space. Eat the pudding.
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It is at this point that Red Eye reveals his final ace-in-the-hole to ensure that LP does what he wants: he has placed a bomb collar around his own neck, programmed to detonate in the event that he is killed. His collar is linked to the identical collars worn by each of the caged unicorns, who have apparently been standing quietly in the background while all of this was going on. Presumably, the idea is that if LP kills Red Eye, she also kills these random NPC unicorns. Plus, if 25 bomb collars exploded at once in close proximity to each other it would probably cause a lot of collateral damage, and kill LP and Autumn Leaf in the process. However, I'm not sure if this matters or not, because I'm still not 100% convinced that kkat understands how explosions work.

>“You’d have to disarm them all simultaneously,” he told me. “You? You might just be good enough with telekinesis to perform separate delicate operations on two dozen devices at the same time. But how skilled are you with explosives?”
>He had me. Dammit, he had me!
*** SPITS OUT TEA ***
Ayyo, hol up. What you sayin' is...what you sayin' is...that there's actually...there's actually...something...that Littlepoop...isn't the absolute best at?!? I am shocked and appalled, sir.

Anyway, it looks like the gist of this is that Red Eye has Littlepoop by her metaphorical balls, and she now has little choice but to do what he says and dive into the goo. Despite the fact that he's already won, Red Eye elects to pointlessly inform her that he also has her friends tied up or captive or something somewhere, and that he can also do butt stuff or whatever to them. This reminds me: I've completely forgotten where the fuck all of the other characters in this train wreck are supposed to be right now. I remember they all split up for some reason shortly after the Dr. Glue incident, but I don't remember why, or where everyone else was supposed to be going.

At this point, LP goes off on another of her rambling inner monologues, where she babbles incessantly to the reader about anything and everything. I'm assuming she still has her gun pointed at Red Eye, though by now she is probably just staring off into space and drooling slightly as her derailed train of thought goes plunging into the goddamn ravine, so I doubt he's particularly worried about being shot. In the space of a single paragraph, her narration jumps from SteelHooves, to Friendship City, to the Arbu massacre, to Monterrey Jack, to the crack mints, to the bloody-butt-fucking-Princesses Celestia and Luna. I once again have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on in this story, but it looks like she's having another of her flashes of pure autism that will enable her to save the day somehow.

>Red Eye was appealing to my virtues, both corrupted and true; he knew me better than I knew myself. He always had.
>But what Red Eye did not understand -- had never understood -- was friendship. Alone we were weak, at the mercy of our failings. But together, as friends, we were strong. We buttressed each other. We shared our strengths, protecting each other from our vulnerabilities. Even when apart. I thought of my friends, and I thought of their virtues. Loyalty and kindness, perseverance and humility. Red Eye’s offer flew in the face of all of them.
This is what kkat actually believes he's been writing about this entire time. Incidentally, I'm still not quite clear on what everyone's 'virtues' are even supposed to be.

Anyway, it gets even dumber from here. Red Eye attempts to jump into the goo, on his own for some reason, without taking either of his two captives with him, and is suddenly caught in LP's levitation beam.

>“Forgot you might do that,” he admitted. He sighed again, giving me a plaintive look. “Why?”
Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, this Machiavellian mastermind anticipated every possible outcome for this scenario, but somehow forgot the single most prominent and obnoxious thing that LP can do, that she literally does all the time, at every possible opportunity, to get herself out of nearly every goddamn problem she encounters. Seriously, could he not think of anything to counter her levitation spell? Disruptor field? Some new kind of wacky anti-magic grenade? Something?

And believe it or not, this still isn't the end of it:

>“There is something else you are forgetting,” a voice called up from below us. Autumn Leaf had been silent long enough that I’d forgotten he was conscious. “Scissors beats paper.”
This line probably sounded a lot better in kkat's head.

Anyway, for reasons I cannot even begin to fathom, the magical shield trapping the three of them in this room is suddenly broken by a bunch of hellhounds wearing goddamn Enclave armor. They kill the alicorns casting the shield, and then start fucking up the room with lasers or something I guess. Red Eye gets hit, and LP panics because if he dies he will explode and so will the unicorns and they will all die probably. Also, the Enclave airship that was parked outside is now bombing the fortress.

Naturally, LP thinks of a solution in the nick of time. She pulls out one of those haunted broadcaster radios, which she has for some reason, and plugs it into her PipBuck. The broadcast makes everyone start bleeding from their eyeballs metal af, and disrupts the collars so they can't explode. Red Eye falls into the vat; it's not clear if he's dead or not. Meanwhile, LP uses her stupid levitation magic to pick the lock on the cage and lift all 25 unicorns into the air. Being her usual magnanimous self, she wants to leave Colonel Fudgecake to die, but he convinces her that she needs him to disarm the collars.

>I glowered, staring at the pony who had been behind the destruction of the Canterlot Ruins, the murderer of Star Sparkle.
As an aside, it's still unclear why the Enclave blew up the ruins of Canterlot; there was no obvious motivation, and the author hasn't explained it.

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Anonfilly Thread - Howdy Edition
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →
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>Be Anonfilly.
>Be carried on zebra back in a zebra pack your mane is back in black?
>Anyway, the zebra pack isn't just bringing you along but is also carrying another filly.
>She has a light clementine colored fur with a sky blue mane and white cap.
>One the cap is pink heart with the name, 'Anon,' written on it.
>The zebra's stop as they encounter a group of changelings and start conversing with them.
>The zebra's have been carrying you across a mostly flat and desolate countryside with only grass and boulders.
Don't know the Little League mythos but Anon needed a companion so here she is.
>Sniff sniff.
>"What is it? What do you smell?" one of the zebra's asks the other zebra who sniffed the air.
>"Mare-flesh. They pick up on our trail."
>The zebras and changelings begin to gallop.

>Far away from this pack, you're a purple pony with a broken horn: Tempest Shadow.
>You hold one ear flat to the rock beneath you.
"They must have sensed us. They picked up their pace."
>A brown pegasus looks off into the horizon.
"Daring Doo. What does your pegasus eyes see?"
>"They're taking the taking the fillies to ice-n-gaurd."
"Sombra..."

So I been watchin' the Lord of the rings lately. So yeah this is complete trash. Don't know what compelled me to post it. I'm sorry.
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No.320160
>>320123
Purple is shivering.
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>>320136
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No.320220
>Be Anonfilly.
>You're just chillaxing or is that normalfag speech?
>Regardless, you aren't much for shenanigans right now.
>There's nothing wrong with being comfy in-between shitposting.
>Well, actually you never shitpost and you don't need to somepony else fills that quota.
>Unfortunely, and speaking of...
>A teal filly jumps up next to you on the sofa.
"Not now, sis. Don't you see that I'm reading?" you say and tap the cover of the book your holding without looking up.
>"Whatever nerd. Look what I got, bro," she says.
>You just continue reading.
"It's not bro. We're both female now. It's time you accepted that."
>"Whatever fag. Just look." She pulls down you book and pushes something in your face.
>It's glass jar filled with brown bicuits with chocolate bar pieces baked into it.
>You roll your eyes and shift your position so your view of the text won't be obscured by the cookie-jar.
"We're both adults, Nonny. Who cares about cookies?"
>"No, I'm a filly and as a filly it's fine if I get excited about cookies." She opens the jar and you catch a whiff of chocolate. "Do you want one?"
>You feel something nudge your cheek and you turn your head.
>Your teal sis is holding a cookie in her mouth.
>You blush as she brings the cookie closer to you lips.
>You part them and she sticks it in.
>You don't bite off and she continues.
>Then your lips met.
>Then she twist her jaw and the cookie breaks in half.
>You chew each part of it as look at each other an inch apart.
>After you shallow, you feel those lips upon you again but this time bare.
>A tongue slips in and starts to conquer your mouth.
>"What in the darkest part of Nightmare Moon are you doing?!" a voice behind you shouts.
>The two of you both jump away from each other and snap you heads towards the sound.
>There stands purple with a furious grimace on her face.
"It's not what it looks like," you begin.
>"Isn't it?" she roars. "Then why is the cookiejar open, hmmm?"
Yeah, you probably saw that coming.
>"You two will be eating nothing but soap for the rest of the afternoon for this," she says and carries the jar out the room with magic.
>You blink a few times.
>The teal filly turns to you and says, "Should we try doing the samething with did with the cookie but with a bar of soap?"
"No."

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RANDOM NEWS - Thread #5
Anonymous
No.301564
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The old thread >>281344 → hit the bump limit.
Post random news here.
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Kenosha hat-trick
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No.320135
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https://wiredailynews.com/2021/09/19/breaking-judge-rules-no-proof-kyle-rittenhouse-is-tied-to-far-right-group/

>According to a new report from CBS News “prosecutors won’t be allowed to argue at trial that a man who shot three people during a Wisconsin protest against police brutality believes in the Proud Boys’ violent tactics or was affiliated with the white nationalist group the night of last year’s shootings, a judge ruled Friday.”

>The report adds:
>Kenosha County Circuit Judge Bruce Schroeder’s decision marks a victory for Kyle Rittenhouse as he prepares for his trial in November. The ruling removes a line of attack for prosecutors who had hoped to show that Rittenhouse, as Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger described him in court, was a “chaos tourist” drawn to Kenosha “like a moth to a flame.”

He shouldn't even be in courts wasting away his life appeasing shitheads who want nothing but the destruction of anything praiseworthy.
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>>320135
I'm confused, how does this work in America? Are they in trial now, or is this some kind of preparatory thing where they figure out what can and cannot be said?
Why?
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>>319629
Moar:

>Justice Thomas Defends the High Court, Warns Against ‘Destroying Our Institutions’
>In a rare public appearance, Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas defended the high court, warned against efforts “destroying our institutions,” and criticized the media for depicting the justices as politicians.
>Thomas gave a speech Thursday at the University of Notre Dame, the alma mater of the newest Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
>“They think that we make policy,” Thomas responded to a question about misconceptions to the court, criticizing the media. “I think the media makes it sound as though you are just always going right to your personal preference. So if they think you are antiabortion or something personally, they think that’s the way you always will come out. They think you’re for this or for that. They think you become like a politician.
>“That’s a problem. You’re going to jeopardize any faith in the legal institutions,” Thomas added. “The media and the interest groups further that.”
https://www.theepochtimes.com/justice-thomas-defends-the-high-court-warns-against-destroying-our-institutions_4002729.html
Another oligarch employee comes out for damage control.
Anonymous
No.320218
>>320157
Yes.

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Coronavirus Thread #9 - Refusing Poison Edition
Anonymous
No.318141
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The old thread >>310462 → hit the bump limit.
Post Corona-Chan stuff here.
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Anonymous
No.320207
Dr. Rose reveals shocking 1000% increase in vaccine DEATHS during FDA vaccine hearing.mp4
>Dr. Rose reveals shocking 1000% increase in vaccine DEATHS during FDA vaccine hearing
Anonymous
No.320212
FDA meeting Now we know why two top FDA officials resigned.mp4
FDA meeting Now we know why two top FDA officials resigned.
The injections kill more people than they save.
https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=9RBRY19HM73X
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No.320214
The ICUs are full of vaccinated people - Italian medical staff speaking out to correct the speaker.mp4
>Italian TV
>“The ICUs are full of vaccinated people” - Italian medical staff speaking out to correct the speaker before the interview was cut
Anonymous
No.320216
Uploading video files here is great but can you mirror them on bitchute too?

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Global Dictactorship
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Liberal democracies are imposing an accelerating trend of suppressing civil liberties under the guise of a fictitious epidemic.
Governments blackmail, coercion, threats and violence are going off the charts.
It looks like they are following a detailed plan step by step to do it. At the end of that plot, the plandemic restrictions look like will converge with the Climate Change hoax to reshape society and install officially slavery under the New World Order (NWO) brand.
This thread aims to document and map governments hostile actions, their actors, and The People' struggle for Freedom.
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Australia
>Melbourne Tyranny in Slow Motion
>Some Slow motion shots of the thugs in uniform from today 18th of September 2021 in Melbourne Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwbBcxpX_NM
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Australia
>ZOG mercenary Matthew Jeffs. All cohorts and commanders are not ID yet.
https://twitter.com/CaldronPool/status/1439346323401052164
https://twitter.com/SusanOgden2/status/1439563658875473926
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Portuguese judge Rui Da Fonseca e Castro puts mercenaries on blast over attacking The People.
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>Australian Politicians Becoming Absolutely Ruthless
>Australia is turning into East Germany. This appears to be deliberate and the politicians are clearly using COVID to impose totalitarianism. Australia will no longer be a free state and reliable sources insist that either all future elections will be suspended, or they will be rigged which is starting to become the norm as Joseph Stalin said. It does not matter how people vote, the real power lies with those who count the votes.
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/australia-oceania/australian-politicians-becoming-absolutely-ruthless/

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Anonymous
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hay guys
what are your thoughts on using horse paste to treat coof virus?
this shit has been talked about for months but just in the last week there has been a nuke of disinformation dropped on the entire internet. I'll post some links and stuff here and hope to see some further discussion, and perhaps others can weigh in with their opinions.

And there's human ivermectin formulations you can get from a doctor if you for some reason prefer that.

Clinical studies on Ivermectin's effectiveness:
https://ivmmeta.com/
FAQ by reputable clinicians
https://covid19criticalcare.com/ivermectin-in-covid-19/faq-on-ivermectin

SAFETY
Prof J. Descotes, renowned French toxicologist's 47 page paper of Safety Of Ivermectin, from March 2021
https://thevirus.wtf/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Clinical_Safety_of_Ivermectin-March_2021.pdf

>Ivermectin has continually proved to be astonishingly safe for human use. Indeed, it is such a safe drug, with minimal side effects, that it can be administered by non-medical staff and even illiterate individuals in remote rural communities, provided that they have had some very basic, appropriate training. This fact has helped contribute to the unsurpassed beneficial impact that the drug has had on human health and welfare around the globe, especially with regard to the campaign to fight Onchocerciasis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3043740/
PCS/INCHEM Toxicology report on ivermectin (Sections 2, 7 and 11 especially relevant)
https://inchem.org/documents/pims/pharm/ivermect.htm
https://youtu.be/5CXcw5DUQMk [Embed]
There are reports of accidental overdosage of ivermectin, but no fatalities have been attributable to ivermectin overdosing. (Merck 2020)
https://www.merck.ca/static/pdf/STROMECTOL-PM_E.pdf
HOW IT WORKS
The mechanisms of action of Ivermectin against SARS-CoV-2: An evidence-based clinical review article
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41429-021-00430-5
https://g0.si/dB (alternate address)

Youtube playlist of numerous videos including mechanisms of action
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf5bMa9_tvRhOX1m2kZL3ixWDxxar3lg2
Ivermectin as a Broad-Spectrum Host-Directed Antiviral: The Real Deal?
https://www.mdpi.com/2073-4409/9/9/2100/htm

From hydroxychloroquine to ivermectin: what are the anti-viral properties of anti-parasitic drugs to combat SARS-CoV-2?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33480414/

Clinical studies of ivermectin as a therapeutic and as a prophylactic
https://ivmmeta.com/
Epidemiological outcomes resulting from ivermectin programs worldwide
https://covid19criticalcare.com/ivermectin-in-covid-19/epidemiologic-analyses-on-covid19-and-ivermectin/
These two pages are comprehensive, the peru epidemiologic study is looked at in detail here as an example. The baldy in the lower right is Dr Pierre Kory, his credentials and presentation are excellent
https://youtu.be/d6MZSWXr9Vo

Channel with dozens of video testimonials from medical experts and clinicians
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rJlf5jdr_I6qiozbQdx-g

Joe Rogan "Emergency Broadcast" episode with Bret Weinstein and Pierre Kory
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7uVXKgE6eLJKMXkETwcw0D

More from Pierre Kory
https://covid19criticalcare.com/videos-and-press/flccc-releases/covid-ivermectin-and-the-crime-of-the-century-podcast-with-dr-pierre-kory/

Videos from the recent (Mid August) Tokyo Metropolitan Medical Association press conference where they recommended Ivermectin for COVID 19 treatment, making japan the first developed world country to do so
https://files.catbox.moe/dg2qzw.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/crhjq1.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/a02xrk.mp4

Horse Paste Instructions, follow these if you have some horse paste for covid protection after suspected exposure or if your community is at elevated risk
https://youtu.be/VNPSBYSr5XA
https://www.barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/

Ivermectin Prescriptions
List of docs worldwide who are prescribing ivermectin as a covid precaution
https://covid19criticalcare.com/network-support/the-flccc-alliance/
And another list of docs for the united states
https://covid19criticalcare.com/ivermectin-in-covid-19/how-to-get-ivermectin/
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Anonymous
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No.319928
>>319899
Just FYI this is an out of context excerpt from a debunking video. After this the next words out of his mouth is something to the effect "is it real? of course not" and then elaborates about how the accusations of those actors are not the people in the video and dont share the same names.
Even the person calling is asking for the actresses name instead of the person they claimed in the video.
Anonymous
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>The “Pandemic” Has Ended for Much of India, How Did They Do It? – Not With Covid Injections but a Drug That Costs Less Than £2 Per Person: Ivermectin
>Dr. Pierre Kory, an American pulmonary and critical care specialist and founding member of FLCCC, is “thrilled as the pandemic for much of India is over.” Cases are rare, deaths near zero – in Indian states which use ivermectin in early treatment protocols.
>In Uttar Pradesh, India, 33 districts have been declared “Covid-free.” With a combined population of 241 million there are only 199 active cases and the positive test rate is 0.01% – statistically zero. It is a poor state and worse, the most-populous in the nation and has extremely high-density cities — the most-fertile environment imaginable for a pandemic virus — yet they defeated Covid with a cheap, widely-available drug.
https://theexpose.uk/2021/09/18/the-pandemic-has-ended-for-much-of-india-how-did-they-do-it-not-with-covid-injections-but-a-drug-that-costs-less-than-2-per-person-ivermectin/
https://twitter.com/PierreKory/status/1438727541330677762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWBC-JX6lsg
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No.319985
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Anonymous
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No.320213
Nurse tells how Ivermectin is being used to save patients who are vaccinated..mp4
Australia.
Nurse tells how Ivermectin is being used to save patients who are vaccinated.
On the other hand, she says that unvaccinated patients are placed in ventilators and die by drowning, as happened in America last year.

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Mass Immigration / Invasion
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No.315252
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It is clear that the American ruling class is determined to dispossess and genocide the historical American-European nation. This crime begun in 1965 when those in power initiated the multicultural and multiracial experiment, without consult and enforced at gun point.
Now the government is accelerating the foreign invasion at the levels seen in Europe while at the same time collapsing the economy that supposedly would sustain the invading hordes.
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Anonymous
No.320084
320125
the black population is also declining, even more rapidly than the white population. We'll outlive these niggers.
That said, the brain only contains X inherited chromosomes. So Obama's brain was inherited from his white mother only.
Anonymous
No.320085
>>320079
>this is getting depressing honestly but I don't like being depressed about it because that's what they want right?
Yes, but it is more important for the jews to get you angry, in that way you will show your colors and then their mercenaries will put you down.
Stealthy and smarty is the way.
Anonymous
No.320125
>>320084
If foreign aid to Africa ceased, the unsustainable black population would go to war with itself or the nearest whites for food, which could justify based military action in africa to turn the continent white.
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>Stunning scene from Texas airport…
ZOG is running a travel agency out of McAllen, Texas.
https://twitter.com/Stacy_4_Trump/status/1438913780914733056

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The Garbage Can - Thread #4 - Equestrian Coin Edition
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The old thread >>243820 → hit the bump limit.
Same as before: ITT post anything off-topic that doesn't need its own thread.
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Anonymous
No.319574
>>319571
>Hopium has a very powerful attraction.
It is indeed. I was just sitting by myself earlier having a long internal conversation about how hope can be used for both good and evil purposes (after watching Mad Max, no judge pls).
Anonymous
No.319583
>>319561
>>319562
The Jew wants us to live long and prosper? This has to be a trick.
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No.320088
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>Walmart
>She quits her job over the PA system at Walmart.
Epic and the proper way to fuck them up.
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