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>OK boomer
KEK

Life Of A Fast Food Employee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvW71zWNwc
Reeeeeeeee.

>>22550
In Japan some elderly just steal a sandwich and sit waiting for the police. Free housing and food is a big luring force.

>>22553
Nogs do the same thing. A friend of mine once had a black roommate who subletted a room in a house the friend’s mom owned and rented to him. The nog eventually got evicted because he lived there for three months and did not once pay rent. He had an outstanding warrant because he had a court date a few weeks prior which he had blown off, which I think had resulted in a de-facto guilty plea or something to that effect. Long story short he knew he would get sent to jail for at least a couple of months which meant free room and board, so as soon as my friends mom kicked him out he went down to 7/11 and called the cops on himself for loitering.

>>22557
This is just proof that incarceration isn't an appropriate punishment for petty misdemeanor crimes. Locking people up in prisons for tens of thousands of dollars at taxpayers' expense for a crime that did a net ~$10 worth of damage is wasteful, ineffective, and sometimes even cruel.
The better solution would be to just give the petty criminals a lashing with a whip and send them back where they came from: they could be in and out in one day.
It would also solve the problem of people committing misdemeanors to get put in prison because it's better than being homeless.

>>22565
When I studied Roman Law, the criminal stuff punishment is based first and foremost in repairing and/or paying for the damage. If the guilty party wasn't able to pay, them he would be exhibited in a public place for one week in hopes somebody pay for him, and if not, he will be sold as a slave beyond the Tiber river, so never was seen again.
The above only applied to Roman citizens, slaves and foreigners had not such a treatment and death penalty was a common punishment.

Wait for it.

>>22964
Do you like piñatas anon.

>>22965
Always loved them.

To us he may be The King, but it depends from the point of view.

>>23164
What they mean is that they'll fine you for getting too close or attempting to fuck with them.

>>23168
Kek

>>23171
All those fish tank skeletons have to come from somewhere

She went to university without ever calculating whether her degree made financial sense.
100% fluoridated IQ.

>>23219
She made bad decisions, but it's also kind of sad that a person who's actually well trained in elementary education can't make a living doing elementary education. Teaching children to read should be a worthwhile job, but it's not, which is why smart people go into other fields while retards are made into teachers.

>>23220
>She made bad decisions
Of course. Another evidence that she is mentally disabled is that she took the injections for a job, and/or, because the TV told her so.

>>23221
>mentally disabled
I doubt it, tbh. Graduating with a 4.0 is a non-insignificant achievement.

>>23222
We should not confuse intelligence with learning her training.

>>23219
Female "elementary education majors" who aren't completely retarded take their degrees to impoverished, isolated rural towns in the Deep South where the cost of living is low and get paid 10+ times the local average, with 100% paid medical, 3+ months paid vacation every year, 15+ paid holidays every year, and big fat state pensions after twenty years, for zero-effort, zero-responsibility jobs. Additionally, because it's civil service, and they've got two X chromosomes, they can't be laid off or fired, ever, short of getting caught committing a violent felony on school property, and maybe not then.

Stipulated, "elementary education" is not a field that draws the best and brightest. When I was in college, the vast majority of women were only on campus at all to search for, identify, and snag a future high-status alpha male and get that M.R.S. degree. Of the rest, the IQ-95 midwits, who grasped that they were responsible for paying back the loans, and who also grasped that they didn't have the intellectual horsepower to cut it in law, business, or STEM, went for social work or early childhood education because they're zero-effort jobs, essentially glorified babysitting, with fat civil service benefit packages, from which males are almost completely excluded due to Affirmative Action. There were lots of girls there who didn't have sufficient command of abstract reasoning, of concepts like "tomorrow," and "contract," and "debt," and who weren't pretty enough or good enough in bed to snag a fratboy Chad. They're the ones who majored in art or music or English Lit. They ended up, of course, a quarter mil in debt to the school and were the best educated baristas at the local Starbucks, living in shoebox-sized apartments with a dozen cats and a perpetual scowl.

She proves that most women probably shouldn't go to college at all. Of course, most men shouldn't either.

>>23220
She could parachute into Frogdick, West Virginia, and be the second or third richest person in town on that can't-be-fired, can't-be-laid-off, guaranteed forever state employee money, but either she thinks she's too good to rub elbows with the hicks or she wants to troon children ("I change children's lives!" Yeah, I bet you do, lady) and doesn't want to try it in a place where the locals might go further than just raising their voices at a PTA meeting. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

She had only one simple job, just one job...

>>23281
It's harder than it looks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmy1AsWgOXY

Da shocking phone.