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The continuation since the last thread hit the bump limit

>>21094
Cringe as fuck.

>>21095
>>21094
Very Ca ringe

The English shit etymology.

>>21110
Based filly.

>>21111
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

Zoomers in a nutshell.

>>21114
>>21115
Yup, they are that stupid.

>>21126
Not sure if Purple is fucked in the head or her stomach.

>>21133
It makes sense when you take into account that the chinese oligarch and WEF darling Jack Ma went missing in China at the time of that article was published.

>>21133
soros is based and loves national socialism, he's using his ngos to make things worse so it comes back.

>>21134
>WEF schizophrenia

>>21136
>WEF schizophrenia
No no no. Jack Ma was the WEF trojan horse inside China and the Honorable and Magnificent Leader Xi was having none of that. Jack Ma went into forced retirement. Now the WEF has to deal directly with Xi.

>>21137
>Jack Ma
Disgusting chink.

>>21138
>Jack Ma
Some say he's the spawn of a mythical Anglo Saxon king and a demon lady, and is otherwise known as "Grendel".

3 East Indians Drown to Death.

>be me
>be tired from work
>decide on homemade pizza for dinner
>make pizza sauce and prepare dough
>make pizza
>forget to put sauce on pizza
Kill me. Dinner is cheesy bread with pepperoni.

>>21146
>forget to put sauce on pizza
Unreal.

>>21147t
>Dip cheesy pepperoni bread in microwaved pizza sauce
Fuck it. I'm not going to bed hungry. I can't believe that I fucked something so simple up so badly and with such sad results. Whatever. It's not that bad.

>>21148
>Whatever. It's not that bad.
That's a clear sign that you were starving.

>>21149
True. It's better than nothing. My disappointment in myself is still immeasurable.
I can't remember the last time I fucked my cooking this bad since I'm normally pretty proud of my cooking.
At least I didn't have guests this time.

>>21150
From now on you are banned from my kitchen, that is guaranteed.

>>21151
Understandable. Just know that I would consider myself an otherwise good cook. I weep at the thought that other anons will never know of my excellent bbq.
Again, disappointment: Immeasurable.

This has to be one of the best chases I’ve ever seen. It’s like “point break” movie chase scene on wheels and steroids.
https://twitter.com/clipsthatgohard/status/1655316575535366144

>>21169
I don't know how to roll but I pick number 5: Cheering Chan.

>>21168
I am surprized Sir Oswald Mosley got so little votes
>>21169
Rolling

>>21168
I am not surprised Hitler, scored so high. what i am surprised about is the inclusion of Hitler at all in this poll.

>China
Can you imagine the rest of the construction?

>>21175
It's going to be so cool in about ten years when LiveLeak is inundated with videos of unused Chinese high-rises spontaneously collapsing.

>>21176
I believe this is in one of those chinese ghost cities. No one lives there.

>>21177
Anon, please look again.
>>21176
>unused Chinese high-rises spontaneously collapsing.

Fuck Around and Find Out.
Customer Karen Decides to FAFO.
Looks like the Blonde is an employee or someone sticking up for the clerk behind the counter.

The FAFO Chronicles.

Should we try poaching new members from 4/b/?

>>21184
>/b/
Do you really want to import degenerates?

>>21185
Most of the OG /mlp/ base originated on /b/.

>>21184
>>21186
No, /b/ is dead we would better off skimming from /tv/

A truly gruesome scene.

I think one of the last things he said was "do something bitch".

>>21202
What brand does she smoke? must be the best one

>>21207
Marlboro No. 27's.

>>21084
>So my Car exploded

>>21237
By the tone of his voice I can figure out he did it for the insurance's money and he is enjoying it.

>DISASTER! When cooking goes wrong

>>21238
True, he lives on a Boat now.

>>21239
>mixing salty with sweet
>mixing animal grease with honey
>frying without aluminum foil to prevent to stain the whole stove from getting dirty
>adding commercial jam to homemade food
>burning the food
WTF
That faggot has the entrance forbidden to my kitchen.
Damn!!!!!

>>21239
Absolutely nigger tier.

When you mess with the wrong guy.

That faggot should ask for a refund.

>engine
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>21239
>>21237
Now he lives in daddy's boat in the san fransisco harbor

>>21267
It makes me think and compare levels of stupidity across this realm. Immediately images of shitskins getting electrocuted and run over by trains come over my memory.

I'm in an AirBNB for two more weeks. In addition to this place being a general shithole ran by a latinx who thinks painting over a hole in the wall fixes the issue and people being shot on the sidewalk, there is a fucking mouse that is taunting me.
It always appears when I'm already about to lose my mind, and always does it in the most comical ways. I've tried different types of mousetraps, and I just watched it walk into one and then walk right back out after a minute. I'm currently playing cat noises just so it stops running around in full sight.

What can I do, I'm at my wits end and need this thing gone. Do I just bite the bullet and buy a glue trap?

>>21272
Just stomp it or something, lol.
I dunno what you've got at hand. But this guy is legit and has a bunch of DIY mousetraps.

https://youtu.be/eXUD0YkMr7I

>>21272
BTW. If you end up picking a glue trap. Remember you need some gud bait. Peanut butter and sunflower seeds work pretty damn well. You may still need to stomp it after it gets stuck in the glue trap.

>>21287
Me in Risk of Rain 2 right this second

>>21289
I've seen at least a dozen homes where people just painted right over their old thermostats and security monitors and just leave them that way

>>21308
>I've seen at least a dozen homes
Me too, but I have a different explanation.
It is not the inhabitants, but the contractor or that same people hiring Jose, Mohamed, or Bundunga for cheap to do a job without any experience.
Granted, a monkey can paint a room, but they have no idea about tapping or masking devices and do as told, just paint everything.

B-but, that looked like a smart idea.

Imagine the rest of this vehicle.

Fuck niggers, fuck jews, lmao Akira Toriyama's work here looks like the happy merchant

Cloud showering Earth.
Absolutely incredible.

Bad to the bone.
Horses are the same way. If you dont feed the Alpha first he'll get pissed.

>Have You Ever Seen Fire Crawl Across Burn Pavement
This is from the arson in Maui, Hawai. It is a fire with extraordinary physical properties. Check this out.

y.)
Wanna know how I got this eyepatch, I bought it at the store.

>>21733
Dumbass should've just turned slightly to the right and left the poor gator alone. Mess with the gator, get the jaws.

>>21734
I'm not sure but I suspect he was trying to make a TicTok video of something of that sort. It is just stupidity for likes.

>Zookeeper shows 2-month-old baby gorilla
The missing link to negrus hominus. Is anything else to add?

>>21774
>baby gorilla
Exceptional animal deserving love and respect.

>>21816
That was koko, an specific gorilla. The others have much lower IQ's.

Talking about the meme, not the baby gorilla.

>>21819
The sample size for gorilla IQ is too low for any real average measurements. Few gorillas have actually been tested.

>>21821
Which is another issue with the meme.

>>21821
>>21822
>self-appointed meme critics try hard to minimize gorilla's IQ
When niggers' and gorilla's IQ are compared side by side, it is telling why some anons would try to protect niggers.
Shame.

>>21823
When ur wrong, ur wrong anon. I just mentioned it because it's not the first time I've seen it.

>>21824
>When ur wrong, ur wrong anon.
Sure, but if we going to split hairs, then let us move also the spotlight on the critics.

>>21825
If you don't want criticism, maybe telegram is more your speed.

>>21826
Same if you don't want blow-back.

>>21823
Who the fuck is defending niggers here?
I just said that the average gorilla IQ is hard to calculate due to sample size. That's not "minimizing" anything, you absolute miswit.
>>21825
>hurr durr if you comment on statistics ur a joo

>>21828
Chillax anon. If you want to be called a jew then stop acting like one. It shouldn't be that hard. Right?

>>21827
What blowback? This is just you sperging out because someone proved that your meme is technically inaccurate.

>>21829
How was i acting like a Jew? All I did was point out a very obvious nuance in statistics. Is it Jewish to not take stats at face value now?

>>21831
>All I did was point out a very obvious nuance in statistics.
Correct, and bt doing that you are doing the jew work.
C'mon, stop playing dumb.

>>21832
>facts and statistics don't matter
>just accept memes at face value and never question anything
Who's really the one acting like a jew here?

>>21833
>just accept memes at face value and never question anything
Keep shielding the niggers. Nobody is watching. /s

>>21832
What is this Jew work you speak of? Is it Jewish to question an average statistic where the sample size is only like 3 notable individuals? That's Jewish? Should just "trust the science" and not question how a statistic is made?
You are so full of shit, it's unreal. You can't just call everyone who disagrees Jewish. You are diluting the severity of it and muddying the waters.
>>21834
Nobody was fucking shielding niggers, you fucking retard. Niggers are indefensibly stupid.
All I said was that the statistic was hard to measure. Don't put words in my mouth.

>>21835
>You are so full of shit, it's unreal. You can't just call everyone who disagrees Jewish. You are diluting the severity of it and muddying the waters.
Just drop it anon. Your quest to be right is absurd.

>>21836
>is proven wrong
>asked to defend his position
>j-just drop it!
Pathetic.

>>21836
Literally all Anon is doing is pointing out that you are technically incorrect about something, you're the one on damage control here.

>>21837
Nope. It is that I won't entertain a subversive troublemaker. So simple as that.
>>21838
>Literally all Anon is doing is pointing out that you are technically incorrect about something, you're the one on damage control here.
And I acknowledged it at >>21825, but anon, and it looks neither you will recognize the outcome of your subversion. That's pathetic.

>>21834
Nobody is shielding niggers, retard. Your meme proves that one specific gorilla has a higher IQ than the nigger average in most African countries. While this is certainly embarrassing for the average nigger, it's worth pointing out that this particular gorilla probably is not representative of gorillas in general, so to say that the average nigger is dumber than the average gorilla is inaccurate.

>>21839
>it looks neither you will recognize the outcome of your subversion.
What are you even talking about? What subversion? What outcome? You were wrong and Anon pointed it out, then you went on defcon-5 damage control accusing everyone of being a jew.

>>21838
Btw, when I pointed out the part about sample size, I didn't even say it was necessarily lower than koko's. It could be higher, for all we know. Gorilla's in nature may be smarter than gorillas in captivity.
That being said, the sample size for gorilla IQ is too small to have a legible average. That on top of the IQ system not being made to properly measure gorilla intelligence (Koko had been trained to perform puzzles and simple tasks like those that appear in the IQ system, so she'd be an outlier in any case), makes it difficult to measure gorilla intelligence, as they have many forms of intelligence (long term memory, spacial awareness, olfactory distinguishing, etc) that are not represented by the tests.
>>21839
>I won't entertain
Lmao, cope.

>>21841
>What are you even talking about? What subversion? What outcome?
See >>21823

>>21839
>recognize the outcome
What outcome? That maybe people will look at the math when they read memes on Mongolian horsewhipering forums?

>>21843
You still haven't answered.

>>21843
This doesn't answer the question. We've already established that nobody here is trying to protect or defend niggers. You've made an accusation of subversion, but you refuse to clarify what is being subverted and in what way. At this point I think we should be measuring your IQ and seeing how it compares to a nigger's.

>>21846
>We've already established that nobody here is trying to protect or defend niggers
Not truth. Facts debunks words.

>>21847
>truth
* true

>>21847
>Facts debunks words.
What did he mean by this?

>>21847
>Not truth. Facts debunks words.
Are you a bot, or do you just have no reading comprehension?

>>21849
>What did he mean by this?
>English reading comprehension
Sorry, not my fault.

>>21846
>At this point I think we should be measuring your IQ and seeing how it compares to a nigger's.
Kek. I bet his smoke detector is beeping as we speak.

>>21851
What are you even saying? What did you "debunk"?

>>21852
Keep fantasizing.

>>21832
>Correct, and bt doing that you are doing the jew work.
<"Be a better ally!"
Kek

>>21854
Whatever you say, Tyrone.

>>21854
At this point you should probably just cut your losses and abandon thread.

>>21857
>psychological projection
Yeah, right.

>>21858
Lol. If you want to keep making a fool of yourself no one will stop you, but you do realize we're all anonymous and nothing is at stake, right?

>>21859
>If you want to keep making a fool of yourself
Moar psychological projection.

>>21858
Projection is a meme made up by Sigmund Freud to feed his cocaine addiction. Do not validate that grifter by repeating his nonsense, unless you'd prefer to "do the Jew's work".

>>21860
Lol, lmao even

>>21860
Lol no, it's just me pointing out the fact that you've taken an indefensible position, and are now resorting to childish "no u" style argument because you have no other recourse. Whatever though, it's obviously a waste of time talking to you so I think I'm just going to bail. Enjoy having the last word, I guess.

>>21863
>it's obviously a waste of time talking to you so I think I'm just going to bail. Enjoy having the last word, I guess.
It was already stated here: >>21857
So, it is psychological projection after all. KEK

>>21864
Imagine being this petty.
You still haven't argued your position on the statistics or why questioning them amounts to "Jewish subversion". You keep beating around the bush because you know you're wrong.
Everyone else in the thread has made arguments for their position; you just keep flinging shit like a stupid monkey. I bet Koko would do better.

>>21865
B-but, you said I could keep the last word. /s

>>21866
No, that was another guy. Watching you squirm amuses me.

>>21859
Not really, I could recognize this fag a hundred miles away. And I'll keep messing with him as long as it's funny.

Alright, Whose Woman Is This and Have You Reported Her Missing?

>>21912
Fucked around, found out.

>>21913
That doggy will never again mess with a turtle.

Life Of A Fast Food Employee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvW71zWNwc
Reeeeeeeee.

>>22549
>prison
>no financial worries
>implying

>>22550
In Japan some elderly just steal a sandwich and sit waiting for the police. Free housing and food is a big luring force.

>>22553
Nogs do the same thing. A friend of mine once had a black roommate who subletted a room in a house the friend’s mom owned and rented to him. The nog eventually got evicted because he lived there for three months and did not once pay rent. He had an outstanding warrant because he had a court date a few weeks prior which he had blown off, which I think had resulted in a de-facto guilty plea or something to that effect. Long story short he knew he would get sent to jail for at least a couple of months which meant free room and board, so as soon as my friends mom kicked him out he went down to 7/11 and called the cops on himself for loitering.

>>22557
This is just proof that incarceration isn't an appropriate punishment for petty misdemeanor crimes. Locking people up in prisons for tens of thousands of dollars at taxpayers' expense for a crime that did a net ~$10 worth of damage is wasteful, ineffective, and sometimes even cruel.
The better solution would be to just give the petty criminals a lashing with a whip and send them back where they came from: they could be in and out in one day.
It would also solve the problem of people committing misdemeanors to get put in prison because it's better than being homeless.

>>22565
When I studied Roman Law, the criminal stuff punishment is based first and foremost in repairing and/or paying for the damage. If the guilty party wasn't able to pay, them he would be exhibited in a public place for one week in hopes somebody pay for him, and if not, he will be sold as a slave beyond the Tiber river, so never was seen again.
The above only applied to Roman citizens, slaves and foreigners had not such a treatment and death penalty was a common punishment.

>>22964
Do you like piñatas anon.

>>22965
Always loved them.

To us he may be The King, but it depends from the point of view.

>>23164
What they mean is that they'll fine you for getting too close or attempting to fuck with them.

>>23171
All those fish tank skeletons have to come from somewhere

She went to university without ever calculating whether her degree made financial sense.
100% fluoridated IQ.

>>23219
She made bad decisions, but it's also kind of sad that a person who's actually well trained in elementary education can't make a living doing elementary education. Teaching children to read should be a worthwhile job, but it's not, which is why smart people go into other fields while retards are made into teachers.

>>23220
>She made bad decisions
Of course. Another evidence that she is mentally disabled is that she took the injections for a job, and/or, because the TV told her so.

>>23221
>mentally disabled
I doubt it, tbh. Graduating with a 4.0 is a non-insignificant achievement.

>>23222
We should not confuse intelligence with learning her training.

>>23219
Female "elementary education majors" who aren't completely retarded take their degrees to impoverished, isolated rural towns in the Deep South where the cost of living is low and get paid 10+ times the local average, with 100% paid medical, 3+ months paid vacation every year, 15+ paid holidays every year, and big fat state pensions after twenty years, for zero-effort, zero-responsibility jobs. Additionally, because it's civil service, and they've got two X chromosomes, they can't be laid off or fired, ever, short of getting caught committing a violent felony on school property, and maybe not then.

Stipulated, "elementary education" is not a field that draws the best and brightest. When I was in college, the vast majority of women were only on campus at all to search for, identify, and snag a future high-status alpha male and get that M.R.S. degree. Of the rest, the IQ-95 midwits, who grasped that they were responsible for paying back the loans, and who also grasped that they didn't have the intellectual horsepower to cut it in law, business, or STEM, went for social work or early childhood education because they're zero-effort jobs, essentially glorified babysitting, with fat civil service benefit packages, from which males are almost completely excluded due to Affirmative Action. There were lots of girls there who didn't have sufficient command of abstract reasoning, of concepts like "tomorrow," and "contract," and "debt," and who weren't pretty enough or good enough in bed to snag a fratboy Chad. They're the ones who majored in art or music or English Lit. They ended up, of course, a quarter mil in debt to the school and were the best educated baristas at the local Starbucks, living in shoebox-sized apartments with a dozen cats and a perpetual scowl.

She proves that most women probably shouldn't go to college at all. Of course, most men shouldn't either.

>>23220
She could parachute into Frogdick, West Virginia, and be the second or third richest person in town on that can't-be-fired, can't-be-laid-off, guaranteed forever state employee money, but either she thinks she's too good to rub elbows with the hicks or she wants to troon children ("I change children's lives!" Yeah, I bet you do, lady) and doesn't want to try it in a place where the locals might go further than just raising their voices at a PTA meeting. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

She had only one simple job, just one job...

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