/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.

7.- Check the catalog.

8.- Go away, Zald.

9.- Don't start shit.

11.- This is nice board.

And finally...

12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →

The old thread >>303385 → hit the bump limit.
Post Corona-Chan stuff here.

Porn but with poners.

Jewish crime dump, use this however you want, consider this continuing the Jewish containment thread.

First topic: JEWS AND PEDOPHILIA
Israel Police Arrest 22 ultra-Orthodox Jews for Sex Crimes Against Minors and Women (https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-israeli-police-arrest-22-haredim-for-sex-crimes-1.5453864)

'There's a Hole in the System. Israel Became a Haven for Suspected Jewish Sex Offenders' (https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-there-s-a-hole-in-the-system-israel-became-a-haven-for-jewish-sex-offenders-1.7070290)

The Child-Rape Assembly Line (https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbe8bp/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11)

Israeli Court Rules Convict Who Ran International Child Porn Ring ‘Safe’ To Practice As Pediatrician
(https://archive.vn/alcjD)

Israeli Diplomat in Brazil Suspected of Child Pornography (https://www.jta.org/2000/07/06/archive/israeli-diplomat-in-brazil-suspected-of-child-pornography)

Convicted pedophile Brooklyn District Attorney goes home to Israel, no jail time, but devotes himself to Jewish charitable causes (https://www.nytimes.com/1983/10/21/nyregion/gold-gets-probation-in-fondling-of-child-agrees-to-treatment.html)

CNN report: IDF sexually abused Palestinian children (https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3952077,00.html)

Former B’nai B’rith head admits downloading 9 hours of child pornography for “education” (https://web.archive.org/web/20101102223119/https://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2010/10/28/sentence-montreal-pornography.html?ref=rss)

Child sex abuse scandal rocks Orthodox Jewish community after 85 arrested (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072839/Child-sex-abuse-scandal-rocks-Orthodox-Jewish-community-85-arrested.html#ixzz1gJ2K4vgW)

Orthodox Abuse Suspects Get Exemption: Brooklyn Prosecutors Deny Request for Identity of Sex Suspects (https://forward.com/news/155197/orthodox-abuse-suspects-get-exemption/)

Bronx Rabbi Who Took Boys Naked to Sauna Will Keep His Job (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/19/nyregion/bronx-rabbi-who-had-naked-sauna-chats-will-keep-his-job.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0)

Sex-Abuse Cover Ups: The Mesirah Mess (https://jewishweek.timesofisrael.com/sex-abuse-cover-ups-the-mesirah-mess/)

Alan Dershowitz defends his 1997 column claiming ‘statutory rape is an outdated concept’ (https://www.jta.org/2019/07/30/united-states/alan-dershowitz-defends-his-1997-column-claiming-statutory-rape-is-an-outdated-concept)

Yeshivah police target declares it OK to kill Jews who report abuse (https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/yeshivah-police-target-declares-it-ok-to-kill-jews-who-report-abuse-20150129-1312vo.html)

Jewish sex abuse victims pressured not to assist police, secret tapes and emails reveal (https://www.theage.com.au/national/jewish-sex-abuse-victims-pressured-not-to-assist-police-secret-tapes-and-emails-reveal-20150127-12zcfa.html)

Child Pornography Produced at a Judaic Youth Camp (https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2015/08/13/west-bloomfield-child-pornography-investigation/31647999/)

Israeli Health Czar Methodically Aided ultra-Orthodox Sex Offenders, Investigation Reveals (https://www.haaretz.com/misc/article-print-page/.premium-israeli-health-czar-methodically-aided-ultra-orthodox-sex-offenders-report-says-1.7253060)

Israeli who headed Colombia child prostitution ring arrested in Portugal (https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20190524-israeli-who-headed-colombia-child-prostitution-ring-arrested-in-portugal/)

For anyone who stumbles across this thread and is wondering what it is, this is a literary review thread for pony fanfiction. We take an MLP fic, read through it, and shit all over it discuss its literary merits.

We are currently reading Fallout: Equestria by kkat.

Thread number four. We are nearing the end of the tunnel, thank God.

Previous thread: >>304714 →

Currently on Chapter 38: Peace in Our Time
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/40/fallout-equestria/chapter-thirty-eight-peace-in-our-time

Continuing from previous post.

>>311555 →

Page bweak. Littlepoop falls unconscious, has a flashback, and drones on about how shitty she thinks her life is for literally eleven paragraphs. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop wakes up in a filthy, unfamiliar bed in some abandoned cottage somewhere. I'm sure kkat is writing from personal experience here. She whines for several more paragraphs about how miserable she is, even claiming to have PTSD from losing a rib, even though she stated earlier that it had been healed with magic and she will sustain no permanent injury other than a scar.

>The heart-rending blow of watching Applejack step out of that elevator… and realizing that Applesnack had intended to propose to her that very night, and she was anticipating it… oh Goddesses.
This is another continuity error along the lines of what I pointed out in the previous chapter. By her own admission, she did not view the orb whose events she is referencing here until after Canterlot, and unless she's been losing herself in orbs during battles again, she would not have had time to view it between their escape from Canterlot and the present. She should not have witnessed these events yet.

LP can hear her friends talking in the next room. Apparently they found some new armor for SteelHooves from somewhere, or found some armor they could use to repair his existing armor, or something along those lines, because they are discussing rehabilitation for him. He can't move properly at present, but should be fine in a bit. Also, Xenith is there, so presumably they are back at Glyphtown or whatever that place was called.

Anyway, SteelHooves gives a schmaltzy speech about how Applejack learned to love zebras, and so he figures he could learn to love them too. You may or may not remember that SteelHooves doesn't like zebras, or doesn't trust them, or something. At least I think that was a thing with him. Anyway, the significance seems to be that he's over it now, and he and Xenith can be friends I guess. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop is still sick or injured or something, so is Velvet, and SteelHooves presumably hasn't learned to walk again yet, so it seems they will need to rest for a couple of days. Xenith comes in and rubs ointment into Littlepoop's horribly painful bum-wounds, and tells her that she is not allowed to get out of bed until she is rested enough to stand on her own and keep down solid food.

For some reason, LP is in a huge hurry to resume her mission all of a sudden. It's been about twelve chapters since Red Eye first gave her the task of killing the Goddess, and told her that there was a bomb in Tenpony Tower that would explode if she didn't do his evil bidding incidentally, how is that situation coming along, anyway? bomb still tick, tick, ticking away?. Since that time, LP has done nothing but goof around and go on side missions, stopping to help every random pony she bumps into, no matter how trivial and mundane their problem is. She's still done absolutely fuck-all in terms of progress on this mission, though to her credit she did finally complete the mission the Goddess tasked her with, when she agreed to do a mission for her instead of killing her, which was the original mission.

So, what's the big hurry all of a sudden? Why not rest, take a few days off, heal your injuries, which for some reason you can't just shrug off by downing a potion this time around? You were willing to spend several days goofing around in Tenpony immediately after Red Eye gave you this assignment, so what exactly is the issue?

Anyway, they talk about Xenith's daughter for a bit. Seems like she's being basically written out of the story so that Xenith can rejoin the party. Since she wasn't much of a character in the first place, I don't think anyone is really going to miss her that much. After this, Littlepoop proceeds to mumble to herself about the usual nonsense until eventually the scene ends.

She embarks on one of her annoying little self-doubt episodes, bemoaning that she is about to lead her friends on a mission but she doesn't even know what the plan is since she erased her own memory. Then, she remembers that she is Mary Sue, the Chosen One, and nothing bad could ever possibly happen to her.

>I’ve told everypony their parts, and just their parts.
>Every pony...
>Oh!
>…because the Goddess couldn’t read zebra minds.
>A smile broke across my muzzle. Ooooh, I was a clever pony!
Has it been established that the Goddess can't read zebra minds? This is actually a serious question; I really can't keep track of even half of the ridiculous rules that have been introduced into this story thus far, but kkat is generally more less consistent when it comes to these kinds of details. Anyway, it looks like LP's plan is going to revolve around Xenith somehow.

Page break. It looks like someone else might have pointed out the continuity error with the memory orbs to kkat, because this scene starts with an angry rant from Calamity about LP viewing a box of memory orbs while he was off getting the Fart Cruiser. If I'm interpreting it correctly, the idea is that LP watched all six of the orbs while she was in the warehouse, sometime between Calamity's exit and the basement explosion.

This one is a draw, as far as I'm concerned. +1 to kkat for recognizing and correcting a continuity error, -1 for doing it in an idiotic, clumsy and illogical way.

There's a 4chan Friendlies tournament currently underway, /pol/ and /mlp/ are doing well.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2021_4chan_Spring_Friendlies
>The 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies will be played through the dates of April 30th May 1-2, 7-9, 14-16, 21-23 and will be played on PES 21. The friendlies season is extended by a weekend due to the absence of the spring cup.

The link to the games is here if anyponer is interested in watching.
https://cytu.be/r/the4chancup

Giddy up!

will he make ponies real if he wins 2024?

This is /mino/ “Mlpol International News Organization”. The mission of this thread is to help spread the truth and increase the flow of international news to people around the world. Due to language and geographical barriers news of the current events and innerworkings of other nations almost never reach the international stage and what few times they do the news stories are jewed up and no longer news but propaganda. This thread and later threads are meant to combat that by having the local news of nations translate to English and summarized by members of our community, so we can have quality non jewed news and spread the truth of what is really going on in the world! This is meant to be a thread to fight back against the strangle hold the Jew has on information and for the truth to travel across the world and flow to anons like you and me! /mino/ will be a slower thread here on the board and only post when there is news there are a handful of anons from a handful of nations that will be working on this project to ensure there is a steady stream of news. Feel free to have discussions on the different news posted here in the thread.

"The caves beneath Canterlot, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison."-- Queen Chrysalis.

Premise

Underneath the capitol of Equestria and deep beneath the polished, marble floor of the Canterlot castle, there exists a network of interconnected tunnels similar to an anthill. To ponies who live their lives in those underground spaces, it's just home. To the ponies trotting over the well-swept streets above, it’s called Darkhorse town or Dark town. The guards don't patrol there unless they are suicidal. The nightmares guild control the streets and their minons are the ones keeping “order” and the streets “safe” from the do-gooders of the royal guard. They run the largest black market in Equestria but also enables other illegal organizations in Dark town, for a modest. Lately, however, and elite force of daymares and wonderbolts lead by Shining Armour has managed to occupy early parts of Dark town.

Daymares are unicorns who participated in a ritual to boost their magical powers. You can distinguish them by the gem lodged in their horns.

Thread

Why not try your hand at growing some greens? I got the perfect fertilizer, meaning it’s shit: this premise. The idea is that you take something you like from this premise, or it’s themes, and omit anything you don’t. Then you make a green from that in whatever length you prefer.