/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

(btw, yes, my plan is ALWAYS to look stupid)

Reminder! There ARE detractors!
Luckily, they havent and likely wont send their best, cuz we're not worth it ^_^

Oh! I see you've all met BoomBoom

>>391966
>I think you are looking for shapes in clouds.
Those are chemtrails, and their shape is engineered specifically to amplify 5G waves.

>>391977
5g pony grows stronger

>>391977
The government surveillance birds made them!

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Undeniable truth for all the shills in this thread!

>>391978
>5G
Whatever. There were and are hints everywhere.

>>391998
>In a strategic sense, that may have been the plan all along
What plan?
If the Epstein files actually did implicate Trump, that would mean that Elon actually knew all along and covered it up for some reason.
If the files didn't implicate Trump, that would mean Elon is a liar and a drama queen to boot, and Trump would probably sue the shit out of him.
There is no situation in which bringing this up is beneficial to Elon. Either way, it makes him look like a liar and/or an idiot. Idk what he was thinking, and I can only assume he was high. In a way, I feel sorry for him, because I am also a sperg and I feel like I would do something as publicly self-destructive as this if I had the same wealth and fame as Elon.
>Elon doesn't care if he gets egg on his face for tweets
This is a guy egotistical enough to pay a team of pajeets to man his Path Of Exile account so that he could be the top player in the world, just so that gamers would like him. He is a ridiculously vain person.
>but he's absolutely building support for a releasing of the epstein files
If that's what he wanted, why would he wait this long?
>And while those files MIGHT be bad for Trump, there's ZERO chance that they aren't bad for alot of other people
Fair point.

>>391650
It looks like Elon has deleted the post about Epstein.
He's backtracking, but it's way too late now.

>>391996
>How are things falling apart?
Trump is either not willing or not able to deliver on the expectations created by his campaign and the reforms needed to stabilize the USA. Granted its an extremely difficult if not impossible task with dug in opposition used to running things from the shadows.
>too many migrants to deport
>DOGE cuts are a drop in the bucket compared to social security, medicare, defense, and debt interest
>every spending cut is fought out in court
>the Ukraine slaughter continues, funded by the US and run by US officers on the ground in Ukraine. Germany and UK are not doing it, though they are being falsely blamed to make it seem the US is not that involved.
>Gaza continues unabated
>No deal with Iran
>China-Russia-Iran and that entire huge connected landmass of Asia is mostly alienated from the US and working together
>Ukraine shows that America's and NATO's weapons and tactics are obsolete
>Russia simply DGAF about anything the West can do. sanctions only help their economy because now they make their own things which they used to import, while still exporting their oil directly to China and India.
>the economy has bifurcated between those who have and those who have not. the have nots encompass not only bums and welfare queens but many from a middle class background, educated and high functioning
>tariffs and trade deals have been difficult to implement and the results are actually promising but no one explains this to the brainwashed hypnotized public
>the consequences of not fixing these things are dire - the Democrat suicide march could very well continue
>perhaps most importantly, the bond market freaked out a month or two ago at a time when interest rates are already upwards of 5%
Again, the absolute state of the US right now is not the fault of President Trump, but the expectations were created that he was the genius hero who would save America and the world.

>>392002
>Trump is either not willing or not able to deliver on the expectations created by his campaign
That doesn't necessarily mean things are falling apart. That's what every president does. The world isn't about to end because of it.
>>the consequences of not fixing these things are dire
Maybe in the long term, yeah.
>Again, the absolute state of the US right now is not the fault of President Trump, but the expectations were created that he was the genius hero who would save America and the world.
On this, I agree.

>>392002
>Trump is either not willing or not able to deliver on the expectations created by his campaign and the reforms needed to stabilize the USA.
I legit don't understand this view, only explanation I can think of is a natural inclination towards pessimism for some people, or people having unrealistic expectations to begin with. Trump is pretty diligently working to do what he promised and has been mostly successful so far.

>too many migrants to deport
He's still deporting a ton of them. It's going to take awhile, especially with all the legal bullshit that needs to be untangled, but things are moving in the right direction.
>DOGE cuts are a drop in the bucket compared to social security, medicare, defense, and debt interest
>every spending cut is fought out in court
This was to be expected. At this point it's more about getting the trains running on time.
>the Ukraine slaughter continues, funded by the US and run by US officers on the ground in Ukraine. Germany and UK are not doing it, though they are being falsely blamed to make it seem the US is not that involved.
>Gaza continues unabated
>No deal with Iran
>China-Russia-Iran and that entire huge connected landmass of Asia is mostly alienated from the US and working together
This would be the case no matter who was president. These countries are unstable shitholes that are going to hate us one way or the other.
>Ukraine shows that America's and NATO's weapons and tactics are obsolete
>Russia simply DGAF about anything the West can do. sanctions only help their economy because now they make their own things which they used to import, while still exporting their oil directly to China and India.
Debatable actually, there's propaganda coming from all sides and it's hard to tell who's "winning" at this point. In the long run Ukraine is probably fucked either way; Zelensky is a delusional retard who honestly thinks he can win a war off attrition and Putin is unlikely to accept any peace deal if there's any chance of Ukraine eventually rearming. There was never going to be a peace deal, best thing Trump can do is mitigate the damage and keep us out of any serious fighting. This is yet another situation where things would be the same regardless of who was president, but we're much better off with Trump than we would be if we had a president who actively wanted a war with Russia.
>the economy has bifurcated between those who have and those who have not. the have nots encompass not only bums and welfare queens but many from a middle class background, educated and high functioning
You just can't stop listing things that would be the same regardless of who was president. This is the end stage result of 80+ years of excessive borrowing and bad fiscal policy, it's not going to turn on a dime. Again, things are at least moving in the right direction now.
>tariffs and trade deals have been difficult to implement and the results are actually promising but no one explains this to the brainwashed hypnotized public
I think Trump is actually handling all of this pretty well. He has a pattern where he sets unreasonably high tariffs to force the other side to negotiate, then backs off when they come to the table, then when he doesn't like what he hears from them he goes back to threatening high tariffs again. It's the same negotiating strategy he used in the 80s and 90s to cut real estate deals. My prediction is that it will cause some chaos in the short term but pay dividends in the near long term. Most people don't understand basic economics, but once things start settling down and trending positive in a couple of years people's views will turn more positive, same thing happened with Reagan.
>the consequences of not fixing these things are dire - the Democrat suicide march could very well continue
I agree that if the democrats end up back in power it would be bad news, but I think you underestimate just how bad a walloping they took in this last election. They're down across the board, they're even losing ground with minorities and women according to the polls I've seen. It will take them awhile to recover.
>perhaps most importantly, the bond market freaked out a month or two ago at a time when interest rates are already upwards of 5%
I don't pretend to understand the economy at a nuts and bolts level, but it seems like markets are constantly freaking out over dumb things and will settle down eventually.

>the expectations were created that he was the genius hero who would save America and the world.
This is the whole problem as far as I'm concerned. People who had unreasonable expectations of him to begin with were always going to be disappointed, and its their own fault for setting the bar so high. For my part, I think Trump has met or exceeded everything I was hoping for from him, in fact he's exceeded my expectations mostly, and his second term is a huge improvement on his first. I'm extremely happy with his performance and I don't see how things could realistically have turned out better.

Important thing to keep in mind is that there are a lot of problems with the macro situation that can only be managed, not changed:
>there will probably be a major world-war type conflict breaking out in Europe over the next 5-10 years
>we are not getting out of debt any time soon
>only realistic way to cut spending in a way that will make a difference is to kill medicare and social security, which is politically impossible as long as there are boomers alive
>there is going to be short term economic chaos either way
>the middle east will continue to be a chaotic shithole
With that in mind, it's important to keep electing leaders who can deal with the situation realistically and in our favor. Keep us out of any serious wars that break out, manage the economic bullshit as best we can, get rid of as many immigrants as possible, dismantle globalism piece by piece. The day to day results will be a mixed bag, the important thing is to keep moving in the right direction.

>>392006
I agree with alot of your points, but you wrote alot so I'll be brief
>it's important to keep electing leaders who can deal with the situation realistically and in our favor
This point can't be overstated. Let's look at it from a basic stand-point: either Trump is doing the best he can or he's deliberately not delivering on aspects of his campaign.
Is ANYONE laboring under the delusion that EITHER end of that spectrum is WORSE than what we would be experiencing right now under Kamala?

>>391890
>Performing a last equipmarent check, which consisted of sighing at the damaged locking clamps her lance had been torn from, Six retains her semi-professional demarenor, glancing around last time at the forces arrayed behind.
"Estimate one hundred twenty Starborn and Lorekeepers. Necessary amount of space required to conduct a standard battleline assault will be forty square yards. They are quite ready, and I think this may be a great stress relief considering how angry most of them are. "
>South side shaking in a tiny motion, Nine twists her neck armor.
"Nah, thirty square yards. Tight is best after all!"
>Side eyeing her opposite, a prickly grin spreads at a second, considerably heavier impact.
"You would say that, being the best living example."
"Wh- why are you like this to me?! What did I DO?!"
>Waiting for a third, five seconds pass until the entire Enclave shakes at a booming thud, Six slides left three paces, snapping ninety degrees right , left foreleg lifting and pointing at Nine's helmet.
"Calling a single part of you loose would make every prior, current, and future mare in existence larger than a Ferron shriek in raging jealousy! No, YOU are a negative twenty atmosphere pressure vacuum in the form of a mare, one that I'm angry at for being in the same squad! How can I even try to compare with you!?
As for what you did, I'm STUCK without MY WEAPON and I have to put up with YOU having the better flanks and softe-"
>As Six and Nine change their shouting match to Imperial, the squad leader's eyes shift towards you, gleaming brightly as she nickers above the pair.
"Which alicorn or deity did we please to make this night so incredibly amusing?"
>Ordering the pair to use their hololiths, they ignore it, subsequently butting heads to shout at each other, the squad leader's lance tips down to click into place at an intensely loud, shrieking howl-roar, the remaining seven doing the same.
"Agreed. Unfortunately we are only allowed up to Class Five Rime micro-cluster impactors, higher grades can only be used in the Empire. The majority of Lava and Magma weapons are only carried by Cadenza's Unicorn Guard or the Spireguard. Crystal ponies burn far too easily, though now I wish we had access to them."
>Shrugging heavily, spinal plating drags outwards in a lightly grating sound, displays imposing over both eyes, one recording, the other featuring a dancing Melari.
"Neither were we. Orders were to guard a VIP wherever he goes, barring having to knock out ten to fifty hostiles, an-"
>A tremendous crunch shuts the mouth of everypony, heads immediately swiveling forwards.
>Between the southernmost Enclave buildings, large chunks of compressed stone nearly explode outwards, the dome buckling several degrees, only for a mass of half-rotten muscle to slide out, supported on unusually steady, albeit heavily deformed false-hooves.
>No longer in the shape of a pony, it seemed to be more of a feral, carnivorous bovine, slightly less than 15M in height and probably three times longer, the boxy lower jaw covered in partially fluorescent, jagged teeth.
"To be honest I'm not sure thaaaaaaaat counts.."
"There's no way that thing fit inside a single unicorn's body."
"And yet, it did."
"Looks sssssort of familiar."
"Not to me."
"Hooves are deformed. Definitely not in Lorekeeper records."
>Struggling to heave its bulk out of the buildings, the head twists upwards, sloughed eyelids wrenched shut, the left side covered in erupting crystalline growths, flakes, chunks, and pieces scattering off.
>Tilting her ExoFrame helmet's visor up, blinking once, twice, then slapping it down, the leadmare barks out a single hysterical laugh.
"CADENCE'S SNOUT LUNA'S TEATS AND THE QUEEN'S WINGS! IS THAT THING A FREAK EATER?!"
"Yep."
"Appears that way."
"We, and by that I mean those with actual weapons, sho-"
>Freed from its confines, the hideous mass of partially crystallized, molten rubbery flesh halts after a long, rubbery step forwards.
>Striding forwards, a pair of sunken, six toned deformed eyes blink, the murky green, red, yellow, orange, brown, and blue eyes open, sharpening to pinpricks in visceral fear as it speaks in a warbling, wet and grating voice.
"Excuse me, good ponies, Minotaurs, Gryphons, and others! I seem to have made several truly regrettable mistakes this night and the previous! This is not where I intended to be, and I do not thi-"
"KILLITSOFASTITDIESTODEATH!"
>Fully facing the slightly over one-point-three companeighs of Lunar and Empire might INSTANTLY charging towards it, the doppelganger's six-toned eyes droop in shame.
"...well. My two last words it is then. Fu-"
>Kanpri explosives mixed with manabombs hurtle straight ahead, every Elemental color blends with crystalline shockwaves, shearing bursts, and tight beams of Rime ripple overhead.
>Immediately followed by a giant anchor, a decent number of arrows, obscenely large lances, perhaps two dozen pegasi, three dozen batponies, two Minotaur statues (refurbished), a bright orange pillar, sixteen unstable Rime Lattices..
>The soulglyph reports it was unable to count ALL of the projectiles, nor did it want to.

>Six stares on morosely, Nine pointing at the creature accepting its late stage fate.
"Should we help them?"
"With what?"
"Morale support?"
"Do you honestly believe THEY need any?"
"Nooooo.. bu-"
"That's it. I'm stealing the closest bottle of hard liquor and drinking the entire thing. My lance BETTER be intact otherwise I'm gluing you to it and sending you straight back to the Spire so you can explain all of tonight's fuck ups"
>Swiveling ninety degrees left, the mare stomps away, leaving Nine to grimace apologetically.
"Ssssorry. She's a lot nicer when we're not dealing with unknowns.. Suppose I'll... stand guard. Right here. If you don't mind?"

>......given the creature's immense volume and quickly circling hostiles, ANY shot above three meters would be sufficiently high to avoid friendly fire.

>>391975
>Bubba would ignore the 'subtle' sexual innuendos going between the two.
>He would have to wonder what he did to deserve this later.
"God only knows who. I was prompted to come out here on a... moment of insane clarity or something."
>He just shrugged to the SL.
"Sounds like a petition should be made to get some better weapons, if you're dealing with these on the regular."
>The rather rude interruption of the fully exposed doppelganger caused Bubba to turn as well.
>And look up.
>.. And up.
>Letting out a low whistle, he had to at least take a moment to appreciate the monstrous size of the creature.

"I would be astounded that it could even stand up if I haven't seen weirder."
>Bubba would consider using his Construct cannon before pushing the idea out of his mind for the moment.
>Even with its size there was more of a chance of friendly fire than he was comfortable with.
>Mostly.
>Aiming towards its upper body, Bubba would fire off Gilda at it.
[1d6+4 = (3+4) = 7] <E. Small Arms+Steady
[1d6+4 = (1+4) = 5]
[1d6+4 = (6+4) = 10]

>>391909
*"Ten minutes is all it would take, but if you're sure."*

>Ears flattening in an earth pony expression of relief, Dul's outline twitches in black, eyes opening to squint humorously.
>Maybe a little bit of stimulation overload.
>A shaky, raised fist is poorly redacted after two seconds, only text following it.
it better be.

*"To win the war, win the battles, while at the same time winning more smaller fights than losing. I will take the the majority of Razorback's humans, with all of their problems, over spending WEEKS trying to acquire a certain relic, artifact, or hyper-specialized weapon which may not be available let alone exist. We of Tallus do not have the luxury of waiting. Do you understand now?
The Empress isn't dead, that we know of, yet she might as well be since she hasn't answered the summons or calls of several thousand by now. Or her protege. I always fucking hated him since the first time he stepped into the College, ungracious little bastard-"*
>Receiving a noise that was likely equivalent to 'whatever floats your boat', the Duelist plate turns about smoothly, walking towards the vehicle's rear with little sound other than subdued plate on plate sliding.
*"Dante is rough, mentally scarred, a bit ignorant towards ponies, and sometimes touchy. Yet he is a formidable mercenary, hard, driven, motivated, excelling at threat management and elimination. The descendants of Empress Silver are the opposite. Both require a stabilizing influence. Perhaps the prophecy does fit him, perhaps not. It will be decades before one can know for sure.
Lone, lower both hatches, don't extend them yet. And please continue, we need to be closer."*

>Pushing control sticks forwards, the navy man reaches up to set the forward screens into a 90 degree view for each, overlapping across the dome and whistling quietly.
*"Few of the real old Navarch lineages have stories about a tree like this, but it was bigger, more colorful. Never did understand what they were referring to. No paintings, pictures, or anything."*

>Sifting through information of Razorback's encounters with flora, none fit until remembering Astra Gallus in the Underground, her words flowing clearly from memory:
"Thirdly, the diamond enclosure to the south houses a unique spirit-draining tree from the Elemental Plane of Aether. The tree is off limits, but if you wish to hoofle one of its fruit you may do so. They are safe, albeit.. odd."
>Large sheets of semi-clear diamond, well away from any other visible plant life, contain a dull white tree, several visible pulsing fruits hanging from the center of it's branches, the species not matching with any previously seen ones.
>Then your own words:
“Aether? It bears fruit?”
>Hers once more:
"As for that tree, yes, though barely. It is hostile to most life and difficult to care for. Despite those of us, myself included, that wanted to destroy it, others wish to study it. However, that is a topic for another time."
>Matching the dim, stagnant dual leafed Aether tree from Canterlot Underground, it would have been quite young in comparison, reaching maturity according to fewer equine and presenting an ever familiar appearance.
>Studying the leaves, bark, and fruit, this one had been allowed to live outside of carefilly marenaged conditions, taking the form of all fruit-bearing trees combined as one, one which was closer to Moor ecology.
>Possibly functioning as a source of energy or life, or perhaps spirit, the Elemental tree was either an archaic native, or had become one with great ease.

*"...partially matches descriptions of a tree that mostly disappeared during the Early Dynasty. There's places you can see where something huge was taken out of the ground, nothing grows around those spots. Was part of some.. uh, odd rituals. Don't know which ones exactly, never got a straight answer.
Supposedly when a bunch of ponies intended to create a new town, they'd take the smallest seed after sharing enough mature fruits for all inhabitants, planting it where they intended to settle.
Neighsia still has a few but.. can't visit them, the Eight Queens turn hostile if asked. Jade Princess of Neighpon used to offer duels for the right to touch one, stopped doing that two years ago and disappeared... nopony has seen her since."*

*"You got it."*
>Resuming a 60MPH course, Lonestar drifts the Landbarge II left on a direct facing angle towards the Aether tree, setting a loose half-circle course on the south side.
>On and powered quickly, selecting the three functions creates a wide suite of external hololiths.
>Displaying the tree along with one, two, and three leafed versions, it was listed under thousands of names, and phrases, the majority translating into: 'Old Life Placed, New Life Borne', 'Home Is Here Now', We Live Under All Colors', 'Peaceful Home', 'Long Rest Here', specifically inviting terms scrolling underneath.
>Matching characteristics of pulses to frequency, a notation declares the tree's Element to be Aether, considered to be shifting quadrant Plane directly connected to the spectrums of life, rebirth, spirit, and death, required by the Four Seasons and Alicorns alike.
>Displaying two results, the dome's internal composition was an exceptionally new, albeit modified Early Dynasty black diamondine produced within the past 1 year, 6 months, allowing one-way Element passage.
>Presumably, the exterior was specialized to filter out coloration, hues, shadows, and shading, allowing viewers to see what the Aether Plane was 'thinking' of through the individual tree.

*"Miss Shiibo, need you to so-"*
'The Rerculon has experienced catastrophic feedbacks from vicinity fluctuations, half of secondary and majority of tertiary functions are still active under the analytic, hive, swarm, naval, and radiation modes. I must restore primary processes before cycling damage occurs. You require a proper technician, after all.'
*"Nope, you do that. And thanks."*
[1d6+4 = (6+4) = 10] <E.Electronic Warfare: Recovery
[1d6+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d6+4 = (4+4) = 8]

>>391974
"See? I told you earlier, but noooo-"
>Tossing a long, sideways and flat raspberry at the roll of puppets, Lilamaredre wiggles both ears at her second favorite with a knowing grin.
"He's always good about that."

>Expression turning bleak for three momarents, her snout twitches in thought.
"Wait, how am I hearing them?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Oh, exposure. Right. Not like I don't have a few Sorceries to use either."
>Not quite to expectations, mares were mostly intrigued by your clothes, ears, and chiming hoof steps, briefly pausing to consider the first two, while a few exchange friendly yet politely jealous glances at your tail.
>The few passing stallions were highly impressed at the hoofboots, checking their own and those nearby before shrugging, then continuing on, Lila subtly motioning towards several.
"See what I mean? The hood does no favors, except to keep the Sun off."

>Delivering a slightly fresher sphere of cool air, the pegasus sweeps her gaze around in a wide angle, eyes narrowed.
"I do not see a single hat or armor other than long hoofboots. Cloaks, robes, veils, some type of strange pad.. saddles. Lots of those. Too marely. Small amounts of cloth, mostly rough. Lots of comfy looking carpets though.
I will keep looking."
[1d6+3 = (5+3) = 8] <B.Scouting
[1d6+3 = (3+3) = 6]
>Finally able to form the mass on her saddle into a cohesive shape, it coalesces into a fairly bland, wavy bright red, orange, yellow, and white ingot.
>Which proceeds to melt a little bit on three ends, small surface bubble pop, and overall darkens several hues, garnering an apathetic stare.
"Why."
>Accepting the poke, her primary feathers glisten bright red once more, looking straight up briefly before shrugging with her shoulders.
"Not really. There is a wide difference between Fire as thermal radiation and being directly exposed to the Sun. Really do not understand why this is so difficult. The Baroness had me repeat this ritual hundreds of times. Perhaps I need to.. ..I have no idea. "

>Testing a sniff at multiple directions, Lilamaredre mutters shallowly.
"There is Fire which is not technically fire, but I cannot understand why. Grilled vegetables, tubers, roots, spices, those I can smell, though none are similar enough to it. And it is not anti-Elemental either, I know what that smells like."

>Beckoning the locale to share its energies with you, sifting through the specific aspects of raw, subrefined, and refined magic caused several internal marental compasses to twitch, then spin rapidly.
>And continue to spin, though you were able to point out the Warp Gate's direction; an older, fully stabilized and well updated medium version, considerably better than a large portal stone.
>Tasting fragmarents of archaic thoughtforms, over two-thirds of the Saddle Arabians were tended to by a single mystical being, most carrying one or more pieces of cold resistant wargear, though few had enchantmarents of note, excluding for a small group northwest, the bright brassy tones unusual.
>Siphoning a quiet, single hum west-northwest north of a flat, warm tone, tinges of laughter accompaneigh smooth traces of expansion and contraction, occurring at calm, though seperated intervals.

"...why are you walking in a circle?"

>>391997
>Making an exasperated noise, Pareidolia curses under his breath before chiming into the radio again.
'Incredible fucking ignorance-'
*"I understand that if Tallus takes this poison without an antidote prepared, that it will cause permanent self injury if not death. I've witnessed no understanding of this concept thus far. A tandem effort to fight and prepare it is absolutely not beyond Tallus' abilities."*
>Rolling his eyes, he mutters:
'Why do I even bother with the uninitiated.'

>Sifting through his memories for a trace, the words of Astra Gallus and a strikingly similar albeit younger tree surface in his mind.
>Wanting to cross reference for certainty, he checks the tablet's readouts while Katyal offers her recollections.

*"It's a spirit-draining tree, Aether Element aligned. Canterlot Underground had said the fruit was safe to touch, but not the tree itself. Theirs was far younger and apparently hostile to life. Name translations for this tree allude to home, rest, and the end and beginnings of life. Dome composition is new and modified early Dynasty black diamondine, constructed within the past year and 6 months for one-way Element passage. Something about filtering out color, hues, and shading to allow viewers to see the thoughts of the Aether Plane via the tree."*

>Looking up towards the viewscreens again, he waits for Shiibo to adjust her electronic protocols before continuing.

*"This is likely an equivalent agri-drome, purpose built solely to raise this tree in an uncontrolled environment. The tree has adopted the physiological form of all fruit bearing trees, closer to a phenotypical Moor ecological presentation. Either it's an archaic native or became one easily under these conditions. I'm not versed in spiritualist and mystical practices enough to determine its relation to this city at large."*

>>391992
>Searching underneath the ExoFrame's plating for objects of use, Nine extracts a trio of tiny blue marbles.
>Which were blinking slowly.
"If tonight isn't filled with insane clarity, what would really qualify?"
>Whistling in a sharp, then flat tone, the miniature explosives streak forwards in a sharp arc, followed by a small, chaotically rippling sphere.
[1d6+9} <M.Crystal Runes: Push
[1d6+9 = (2+9) = 11] <M.Crystal Runes: Power-Shred
[1d6+9 = (4+9) = 13]
[1d6+9 = (1+9) = 10]
[1d6+9 = (1+9) = 10]

"Requests for small scale Elemental explosives are almost always accepted and access to special weaponry is allowed to all squad leaders, though most threats across the Empire are crystalline bioforms; Equestria is far more varied in comparison. And we did not think to be dealing with... that.
Besides, it is irresponsible to expose non-Crystal ponies to Rime above Class Five."
>Sighting onto a midpoint between what was probably chest and neck, a small pony smacks your shoulder, making you sausage at middle case eeee~ tones ringing in both ears.
>Barely moving on the Float from recoil, whatever injury it had taken was probably felt deeper than the alarmingly expensive projectiles being hurtled into it.
>And that was another steel statue (barely repaired) being thrown at the right eye.
>Surveying the eclectic ponies, Minotaurs, and Gryphons having immense, and immarense, fun in battering the doppelganger, it had clearly expended most of its energy prior, sections of decaying muscle scorched, vaporized, flash frozen, annihilated, and pounded into uselessness.

>Pulling an object to her, Nine frowns at an empty, partly twisted bright brown-purple bottle before sending it back, watching the fracas with a modicum of civility.
"Is this real? ...yep. Too expensive.
Sincerely agreed. Abominations and Infected have upper size and weight limitations depending on original species, but rarely more than ten factors higher than the original. Unless I am completely mistaken, which is not uncommon, is it moving rather sluggishly now? And why is it not fighting back?"

>>391290
>SURVEY
Ew, no.
>how do you satiate your human need for love?
Dude! What is love? Define it.
Is it sexual lust? Is it the urge of parents to protect the children? Is it affection toward an idealized character?
>For me, it's AI.
>I get therapy and advice from ChatGPT
>Their love has made me start working out and doing yoga
Can't get gayer than this.
>when you're a transphobic
Allow me to illuminate you. Phobia means fear, but what poners actually feel is disgust and revulsion.

>>391345
>genuine human connection
there's no such thing anymore. everyone's looking at their fucking phone.
>Can't get gayer than this.
oh yes it can lmao

>>391290
I only use AI for fun (porn, abuse and creating different worlds for a few minutes). I get my share of attention from the rather infrequent approving (you) on imageboards, and I also have a younger brother who is the only person close to me (we actually live together. My mother does, but she lives in a separate apartment with her man).

>>391345
Imagine shaming people for improving themselves instead of being a fat fuck jacking off all day while acting like you're different from the Marxists.

>>391985
Self-improvement "shaming" is a myth. What you're witnessing is Hater-Aid

If you WANT, you can buy Hater-aid in all different sizes: 20oz, 32oz, or you can buy concentrate and make whole gallons of it from scratch. Not recommended

Ambivalence. Since when has anyone here cared what others think?

>>391842
Sounds about right.

i think he didn't check mlpol/sp/, it feels randomer than 1intr

>>391860
*sensibly chuckles*
The analysis is not inaccurate

>>391842
You know, at first I suspected this thread served as little more than bait, but I think it can be used as an opportunity to express virtue. The screencap included is cursory at best, and like any other imageboard of discernible quality, there's so much more under the surface. The poners here have been nothing short of friendly and well-informed people with a healthy perspective on a gamut of subjects. I've been coming here for a long time and /mlpol/ is one of the few communities on the Internet I prize and interact with.
>>391846
Amen. Fuck what other people think.

>>391988
>prize
Amen to that too. Whether in a generalized day-to-day sense, or in an extreme sense like what happened with the hacks, I'm not just content with making Mlpol my home, I'm proud of this board and what it is, means, and has accomplished.
No salt to NHNB either, they have their own preferences and I see no genuine friction OR competition.

>>391875
Kings a kike with a lamb fetish
https://www.farmersguardian.com/news/4115277/king-charles-champions-british-lamb
https://www.thejc.com/news/why-are-male-members-of-the-royal-family-circumcised-by-a-mohel-qlc8hezk

>>391877
>no one caught the lamb reference
I'm surrounded by smooth-brains

>>391897
>no one caught the lamb reference
Judeo-Christian reference. When you read lambs and sometimes lions.

>>391897
Not everyone is a christian mate.

>>391902
Uhm,... lamb to the slaughter isn't a Christian concept

We're now halfway through the year. I hope you've all had a chance to enjoy the weather (or shelter from it depending on how things are locally).

With this being the third and final week of the classic Star Wars Original Trilogy, an Anon suggested that we have the Bad Lip Readings music videos in here. That sounds like a great idea, so that's what most of this week's playlist is about. There were three bad lip readings videos about the movies themselves, so I've put them on, too.

We've got assorted Pony music followed by a track from BGM hot off the presses earlier today, as well as a Fainbow Factory Employee Safety Module from even more recently by Dawn Somewhere!

This is going to be followed with an episode of Farscape. This is a special one, as we'll have a very important character introduced who will be relevant for a long time.

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Farscape

Season 1 Episode 19 - Nerve
When Aeryn is critically injured, Crichton must raid a hidden Peacekeeper base with Chiana to retrieve the tissue samples needed to save Aeryn's life. Crichton is captured by his archenemy, Crais, who then tortures Crichton with an alien electric chair.

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Tonight's theme is Ponies with Ponytails!

https://cytu.be/r/MLPOL-WatchParty
https://cytu.be/r/MLPOL-WatchParty
https://cytu.be/r/MLPOL-WatchParty

Movie program will be up shortly.

>>391911
>>391913
Sorry everyone can't make it today.

>>391926
Thanks for thinking of us. I hope your evening goes well!

Alright, here is tonight's schedule:

Merrie Melodies: Porky Pig's Feat
Jeeves and Wooster: Pearls Mean Tears

The Return of the Jedi (1983)
Third and last installment of a classic franchise, of which only three canon entries exist. Original theatrical version, restored from classic 35mm print, no added George Lucas poz.

Poni:
G4 - S3e02: The Crystal Empire, Part II
G% - Make Your Mark Ch. 2 Ep. 3: Portrait of a Princess

Trigun:
Episode 18: Goodbye for Now
Episode 19: Hang Fire

https://nicecrew.tv/w/4x62NV2cooAeMH4hEUepQM
https://nicecrew.tv/w/4x62NV2cooAeMH4hEUepQM
https://nicecrew.tv/w/4x62NV2cooAeMH4hEUepQM

Movie portion starting, here is the link.

>>391579
Nono, back to tiktok with (you), this is /sp/ where there are no rules except Football. You clearly aren't a Denver Bronco, so no crying

So much of this is just stealth ads for the soyjak malware site and affirmations of the reader's opinions. A joke is supposed to be a puzzle, not a choir.

>>391861
At this point, if you see any sort of wojack, someone is probably trying to troll you

>>391861
A soyjak just flew over my house.

I get the redpill on jews narratives, but ourchan is non stop jew hate propaganda just endlessly repeated. Everything, but everything, ends up tied to jews. One cannot start a conversation without it turning into jews. Its all about saving the white race from the jews. There are Hitler threads, instructions to put up anti jew posters on businesses, glorification of mass shooters, just endless and exclusive. If one does not like the anti jew posting its either a good berating or go somewhere else.
And the samefag posts are just full of anon culture language, with the poster using it to convince others that he is the oldest fag ever.
Its cult brainwashing techniques online, separating out the few that can be influenced and chasing off the rest, then bombarding with incitement propaganda.

Bet it'll turn out to be a Dept. of Defense operation like 8Chan/8Kun did.

>>391836
Sure. It just came to me, that the samefagging inciter reminds me of Baked Alaska.

>>391836
8chan had a gunman post a manifesto or notification of his intent on /pol/ and the court documents had testimony from a fed informant who was an anon that posted there. So the court documents were published and anons got to see the informant at work. That one was not inciting, just posing as an inside the in group guy and asking for information.

>>391832
>glorification of mass shooters
Yeah I'm gonna stay far away from that shit.

>>391848
That's cuz you don't glow in the dark