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Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.

7.- Check the catalog.

8.- Go away, Zald.

9.- Don't start shit.

11.- This is nice board.

And finally...

12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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>>313280
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>implying my friends or family would welcome someone who seeks to destroy and divide us because of our religion, ethnicity, political views, or otherwise who we are
Cringe.
>0.05 has been deposited
Are you the same guy who’s been responding to all of those people in the Jewish Crime Thread?
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>>313283
>>>implying my friends or family would welcome someone who seeks to destroy and divide us because of our religion, ethnicity, political views, or otherwise who we are
You're absolutely right it is a mystery why we've allowed hebrew invaders to infest important positions.
It's like being kicked out of 109 countries isn't enough.
For damaging the Jewish image .25 has been removed from your account with interest.
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>>313283
>10 posts later
>He's still trying to argue with people on the beach
Look mate, I don't really know what you want from us, but at this point the thread's just getting cluttered, this is supposed to be more of a one and done kind of thing and then you get along to posting in other threads.

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Anonfilly Thread - Howdy Edition
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →
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>>313830
There's literally two pictures before that that could be zebra dom before I did that low effort change to big Mac. One of the two was just anonfilly as a zebra. Unless you're talking about the Zala pictures but those are more like the opposite of zigger dom. Unless you want me to make more low effort edits to past drawings to be zigged.
If anything I've drawn to much griffin and filly.
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>https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-happy+harvey
>whole first page are just zebras and different fillies
Lmao, he is going pretty hard with that
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>>313830
To be honest I would be more worried about the filly neck above anything else
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>>313845
Half, half is apple horse.
And all of those are low effort variations of the same picture to have different fillies. The first zeeb was for shitposting the others was just my autistic need for completeness.
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>>313846
>tfw tendies get stuck in filly's tiny throat and she gets sent to the doctor

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Coronavirus Thread #8 - Awakening Edition
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The old thread >>303385 → hit the bump limit.
Post Corona-Chan stuff here.
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>>313842
To my knowledge it is all a hoax.
Viruses are just cellular debris, they are not the cause of any illness. Also viruses cannot infect anyone, unless they are injected into the victim.
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>>313842
If you believe in viruses and mutations, check the following out:

>Exosome Theory vs Virus Theory
https://odysee.com/@ODDTV:b/exosome-theory-vs-virus-theory:1
Mirror: https://www.bitchute.com/video/TFdzfTUP7lTS/
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>>313842
Ok. Let me explain it. You mostly have the right idea. You're closer to being right than the people who are getting their torches and pitchforks ready to slaughter the unvaccinated.

Mutations are random. A pathogen mutates randomly in both vaccinated and unvaccinated populations. The question is whether or not the mutation will propagate due to providing some advantage to reproduction, or stagnate/die off due to not providing any advantage to reproduction.

A mutation that potentially renders a pathogen resistant to existing vaccines is just as likely to occur within both vaccinated and unvaccinated populations. However within the unvaccinated population that mutation has no advantage over the original strain, so there is no reason why it would flourish relative to the original strain. Meanwhile, within a vaccinated population, the mutation has a significant advantage in propagation compared to the original strain.

So the real truth of the matter is that the vaccinated populations are at fault for the propagation of vaccine resistant pathogens since they're providing an environment where vaccine resistant strains can flourish.
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So, I guess "breakthrough infection" is the new buzzword to terrify the masses into giving up more freedoms?
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>A pathogen
I beg to disagree. Virus are just harmless cellular garbage.
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>>313852
That's a different matter to debate. The point is that even if people don't agree with your stance on what viruses are, the very notion that it is the unvaccinated who are at fault for vaccine resistant strains doesn't hold water. It is the vaccinated population that provides the evolutionary pressures for vaccine resistant strains to flourish.

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(((Shills))) (((5))): The Revenge of the Horsepussy
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Porn but with poners.
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>>>/go/mlpol/3498 "How is it to be labelled a horse fucker?-thread
Leaf has left for good, hasn't he?
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>>313136
Most likely gone, but not forgotten. That leaf will forever blow onward through his greens.
First pic from that thread.
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Dont know why but i kind of like adult flurry heart. I feel like she as a lot of green potential.
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Jewish crime dump, use this however you want, consider this continuing the Jewish containment thread.

First topic: JEWS AND PEDOPHILIA
Israel Police Arrest 22 ultra-Orthodox Jews for Sex Crimes Against Minors and Women (https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-israeli-police-arrest-22-haredim-for-sex-crimes-1.5453864)

'There's a Hole in the System. Israel Became a Haven for Suspected Jewish Sex Offenders' (https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-there-s-a-hole-in-the-system-israel-became-a-haven-for-jewish-sex-offenders-1.7070290)

The Child-Rape Assembly Line (https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbe8bp/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11)

Israeli Court Rules Convict Who Ran International Child Porn Ring ‘Safe’ To Practice As Pediatrician
(https://archive.vn/alcjD)

Israeli Diplomat in Brazil Suspected of Child Pornography (https://www.jta.org/2000/07/06/archive/israeli-diplomat-in-brazil-suspected-of-child-pornography)

Convicted pedophile Brooklyn District Attorney goes home to Israel, no jail time, but devotes himself to Jewish charitable causes (https://www.nytimes.com/1983/10/21/nyregion/gold-gets-probation-in-fondling-of-child-agrees-to-treatment.html)

CNN report: IDF sexually abused Palestinian children (https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3952077,00.html)

Former B’nai B’rith head admits downloading 9 hours of child pornography for “education” (https://web.archive.org/web/20101102223119/https://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2010/10/28/sentence-montreal-pornography.html?ref=rss)

Child sex abuse scandal rocks Orthodox Jewish community after 85 arrested (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072839/Child-sex-abuse-scandal-rocks-Orthodox-Jewish-community-85-arrested.html#ixzz1gJ2K4vgW)

Orthodox Abuse Suspects Get Exemption: Brooklyn Prosecutors Deny Request for Identity of Sex Suspects (https://forward.com/news/155197/orthodox-abuse-suspects-get-exemption/)

Bronx Rabbi Who Took Boys Naked to Sauna Will Keep His Job (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/19/nyregion/bronx-rabbi-who-had-naked-sauna-chats-will-keep-his-job.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0)

Sex-Abuse Cover Ups: The Mesirah Mess (https://jewishweek.timesofisrael.com/sex-abuse-cover-ups-the-mesirah-mess/)

Alan Dershowitz defends his 1997 column claiming ‘statutory rape is an outdated concept’ (https://www.jta.org/2019/07/30/united-states/alan-dershowitz-defends-his-1997-column-claiming-statutory-rape-is-an-outdated-concept)

Yeshivah police target declares it OK to kill Jews who report abuse (https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/yeshivah-police-target-declares-it-ok-to-kill-jews-who-report-abuse-20150129-1312vo.html)

Jewish sex abuse victims pressured not to assist police, secret tapes and emails reveal (https://www.theage.com.au/national/jewish-sex-abuse-victims-pressured-not-to-assist-police-secret-tapes-and-emails-reveal-20150127-12zcfa.html)

Child Pornography Produced at a Judaic Youth Camp (https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2015/08/13/west-bloomfield-child-pornography-investigation/31647999/)

Israeli Health Czar Methodically Aided ultra-Orthodox Sex Offenders, Investigation Reveals (https://www.haaretz.com/misc/article-print-page/.premium-israeli-health-czar-methodically-aided-ultra-orthodox-sex-offenders-report-says-1.7253060)

Israeli who headed Colombia child prostitution ring arrested in Portugal (https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20190524-israeli-who-headed-colombia-child-prostitution-ring-arrested-in-portugal/)
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>>313765
>Also, just try saying to a black guy that we are all supposedly black.
I learned this factoid from one.
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>>313746
Let me get this straight. Their messiah comes, there is a war, gentiles become like slaves—but not because we're beaten into submission, but rather because we have a belief that we should work for them—and then we're no longer slaves as the world goes back to the "ancient ways".

It sounds like most of this has already occurred.
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>>313766
It's not a fact.
Also the Out Of Africa theory has been challenging by new evidence of central Asian and European roots of humanity.
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>>313759
>When scientists call junk dna in the dna structure doesn't necessarily mean you're a trash person due to the percentage.
<It's just being put into a dumpster fire with how it's expressed in you with rna and meta-consciousness interactions
Just because dna has alot of seemingly junk encoding doesn't correlate to you being junk. That's just the end state of all combined factors.
I'll let your next of kin know, if you have any that arn't lampshades, you're a nigger faggit suckslut blasphemer. I'm terribly sorry about your condition.
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>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST VIDEOS OF JEWS SAYING THAT WE'RE THEY'RE SLAVES NOOOOO!
Cry me a fucking river, 0.02 has been deposited into your account.
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For anyone who stumbles across this thread and is wondering what it is, this is a literary review thread for pony fanfiction. We take an MLP fic, read through it, and shit all over it discuss its literary merits.

We are currently reading Fallout: Equestria by kkat.

Thread number four. We are nearing the end of the tunnel, thank God.

Previous thread: >>304714 →

Currently on Chapter 38: Peace in Our Time
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/40/fallout-equestria/chapter-thirty-eight-peace-in-our-time

Continuing from previous post.

>>311555 →

Page bweak. Littlepoop falls unconscious, has a flashback, and drones on about how shitty she thinks her life is for literally eleven paragraphs. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop wakes up in a filthy, unfamiliar bed in some abandoned cottage somewhere. I'm sure kkat is writing from personal experience here. She whines for several more paragraphs about how miserable she is, even claiming to have PTSD from losing a rib, even though she stated earlier that it had been healed with magic and she will sustain no permanent injury other than a scar.

>The heart-rending blow of watching Applejack step out of that elevator… and realizing that Applesnack had intended to propose to her that very night, and she was anticipating it… oh Goddesses.
This is another continuity error along the lines of what I pointed out in the previous chapter. By her own admission, she did not view the orb whose events she is referencing here until after Canterlot, and unless she's been losing herself in orbs during battles again, she would not have had time to view it between their escape from Canterlot and the present. She should not have witnessed these events yet.

LP can hear her friends talking in the next room. Apparently they found some new armor for SteelHooves from somewhere, or found some armor they could use to repair his existing armor, or something along those lines, because they are discussing rehabilitation for him. He can't move properly at present, but should be fine in a bit. Also, Xenith is there, so presumably they are back at Glyphtown or whatever that place was called.

Anyway, SteelHooves gives a schmaltzy speech about how Applejack learned to love zebras, and so he figures he could learn to love them too. You may or may not remember that SteelHooves doesn't like zebras, or doesn't trust them, or something. At least I think that was a thing with him. Anyway, the significance seems to be that he's over it now, and he and Xenith can be friends I guess. Nothing else happens.

Page break. Littlepoop is still sick or injured or something, so is Velvet, and SteelHooves presumably hasn't learned to walk again yet, so it seems they will need to rest for a couple of days. Xenith comes in and rubs ointment into Littlepoop's horribly painful bum-wounds, and tells her that she is not allowed to get out of bed until she is rested enough to stand on her own and keep down solid food.

For some reason, LP is in a huge hurry to resume her mission all of a sudden. It's been about twelve chapters since Red Eye first gave her the task of killing the Goddess, and told her that there was a bomb in Tenpony Tower that would explode if she didn't do his evil bidding incidentally, how is that situation coming along, anyway? bomb still tick, tick, ticking away?. Since that time, LP has done nothing but goof around and go on side missions, stopping to help every random pony she bumps into, no matter how trivial and mundane their problem is. She's still done absolutely fuck-all in terms of progress on this mission, though to her credit she did finally complete the mission the Goddess tasked her with, when she agreed to do a mission for her instead of killing her, which was the original mission.

So, what's the big hurry all of a sudden? Why not rest, take a few days off, heal your injuries, which for some reason you can't just shrug off by downing a potion this time around? You were willing to spend several days goofing around in Tenpony immediately after Red Eye gave you this assignment, so what exactly is the issue?

Anyway, they talk about Xenith's daughter for a bit. Seems like she's being basically written out of the story so that Xenith can rejoin the party. Since she wasn't much of a character in the first place, I don't think anyone is really going to miss her that much. After this, Littlepoop proceeds to mumble to herself about the usual nonsense until eventually the scene ends.

She embarks on one of her annoying little self-doubt episodes, bemoaning that she is about to lead her friends on a mission but she doesn't even know what the plan is since she erased her own memory. Then, she remembers that she is Mary Sue, the Chosen One, and nothing bad could ever possibly happen to her.

>I’ve told everypony their parts, and just their parts.
>Every pony...
>Oh!
>…because the Goddess couldn’t read zebra minds.
>A smile broke across my muzzle. Ooooh, I was a clever pony!
Has it been established that the Goddess can't read zebra minds? This is actually a serious question; I really can't keep track of even half of the ridiculous rules that have been introduced into this story thus far, but kkat is generally more less consistent when it comes to these kinds of details. Anyway, it looks like LP's plan is going to revolve around Xenith somehow.

Page break. It looks like someone else might have pointed out the continuity error with the memory orbs to kkat, because this scene starts with an angry rant from Calamity about LP viewing a box of memory orbs while he was off getting the Fart Cruiser. If I'm interpreting it correctly, the idea is that LP watched all six of the orbs while she was in the warehouse, sometime between Calamity's exit and the basement explosion.

This one is a draw, as far as I'm concerned. +1 to kkat for recognizing and correcting a continuity error, -1 for doing it in an idiotic, clumsy and illogical way.
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>>313787
fluttershy tree fluttershy tree https://youtu.be/y1V7utCUmS8
thanos car thanos car fluttershy tree fluttershy tree

Also, don't you just hate when Kkat uses what he remembers from videogames to fill in the blanks whenever his knowledge of the outside world (which has more holes than ripped stockings) fails him?
>Sonic wasn't hurt when Eggman carpet-bombed much of Angel Island and set its forests on fire, so fire is clearly just a cosmetic aesthetic unless someone's spitting it from a unicorn horn or flamethrower or dragon. Then it's dangerous.
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Anyway, the maybe-Fluttershy tree is sentient or evil or something, and it attacks Velvet and tries to tentacle-rape her. Xenith pushes her away and gets mangled by it.

>I had no time to think. I acted instinctively, in desperation drawing on the darkest strings of power. Xenith’s blood pulled itself from the grass, dripping upwards, swirling. If I could form a blade, I could form a cast. I spun the blood about her, hardening it into a full-body cast, leaving only her flayed muzzle exposed so that she could breathe.
Looks like we have a new frontrunner for the coveted "Most Implausible Use of Bullshit Mary Sue Magic in All of Fallout: Equestria" award. Seriously; it takes a special kind of autism to even think crap like this up in the first place, let alone to have the temerity to actually write it down.

Anyway, thanks to Xenith we learn that the tree is made out of something called "killing joke." LP has one of her flashbacks where she remembers some random line of dialog that appeared in the story 30 chapters ago and has basically fuck-all to do with anything. This time, she remembers that Homage said something about some friend she had running afoul of something called "killing joke" eons ago. Now, LP is face to face with that very thing, and can connect the name to the particular wasteland monster it is associated with. Glad we got that all sorted out.

However, I hope you haven't had your fill of obscure references to random snippets of dialog from 30 chapters ago, because it turns out there's more:

>Xenith had seen the threat and understood it. Sometimes, I feel as if I am an earth pony and that my stripes are really great wounds.
Yeah, that was a memorable line all right. I totally remember exactly where and when she said that. Don't even bother placing it in context, kkat; you can just dump this line in here and I'm sure everyone will immediately just connect it to whatever you're thinking.

>The plant had somehow taken some random thing Xenith had said and turned it against her. Suddenly, I understood the plant’s name. It was a joke -- a sick, twisted, malevolent joke. The Everfree Forest was home to a mobile, aggressive, sadistic plant filled with transformation magic.
I'm not sure I get this, honestly. Is this saying that the tree can somehow read Xenith's mind? That it plucked this random observation she made about herself eons ago and made it literally happen? Kind of interesting I guess, but it would help if it were a little clearer how it worked.

Anyway, they fight the killing-joke-tree for awhile, and then they get away from it. Xenith, I guess, is still flayed and wrapped up in a body cast made out of her own blood; not sure if they're supposed to be carrying her or if she's walking or what. Also unclear is whether or not LP needs to concentrate in order to maintain this blood-cast; it stands to reason that she would. As usual, kkat's explanation of things is rather spotty.

>And Fluttershy (for I was now convinced that the butter-yellow weeping willow was indeed the Mare of the Ministry of Peace) was its lure. And, more hellishly, its victim. Did Fluttershy ever say something about being tree-like? Or maybe joked about having a bark worse than her bite? Fuck, maybe she just said she wanted to leave.
Once again, I must protest that there is no reason for them to know this, and it's not insinuated strongly enough that any of the characters should automatically guess. Once again, Littlepoop is using her Mary Sue powers of divination to make connections that don't necessarily connect.

Even assuming divination powers, it's not at all clear what is supposed to have happened. Fluttershy somehow became fused with poison joke and became some kind of tentacle rape monster, and this happened because at some random point decades in the past she made some random offhand comment about being a tree? Is that what I'm supposed to take away from this? Or is the killing joke a separate entity from the tree? As usual, none of this makes a lick of sense.

Anyway, they manage to get away from the killing joke I guess, but then the Wonderbolts show up.

>The smoke was like tiny daggers in my eyes. Life Bloom coughed again, a bad rattle in his throat. We couldn’t keep running much longer, and we couldn’t outrun the Wonderbolts anyway. But the idea of fighting them in this accursed forest seemed more insane every minute.
I'm still not clear on why they even thought that luring the Wonderbolts into a burning forest full of giant mutated plants was a good idea in the first place.

>The Wonderbolts were being forced low by the smoke, flying at tree-top level.
Why would the smoke force them low? It's not like it matters since the heat from the fire should logically roast them alive in those stupid armored Gundam suits anyway, but if anything the smoke and the fire should be forcing them upward and away from it, not downward and towards it.

>They could trace my tag, but that wouldn’t help them track any of the rest of us. And even their armors’ targeting spells were virtually worthless in the Everfree Forest. At any distance, my companions just melted into the sea of red lights that was our entire damn environment.
Was this supposed to be the plan? Lure the Wonderbolts in here because their targeting systems won't work, because the entire forest is one giant enemy? That...kind of makes sense I suppose, but by the same logic, Littlepoop's targeting system shouldn't work either. However, the Wonderbolts still have the rest of their weapons and combat training, while Littlepoop is basically crippled if she can't use her magic spell that aims her gun for her. Plus, the forest would be as dangerous for the party as it is for the Wonderbolts; more so even, since the party is on the ground, while the Wonderbolts can just fly away if things get too hairy. I must once again protest that the party really did not think this one through.
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>>313799

Some kind of unidentified bat-like creature emerges from the forest and attacks the Wonderbolts.

>One of them flew right at one of the Wonderbolts. Like it was playing chicken. The elite Enclave flyer didn’t flinch, didn’t veer off. Neither did the creature. But at the last moment, instead of the two colliding, the thunder cloud contrail stopped, the Wonderbolt falling out of the sky as the creature flew past. Turned to stone.
Well, on the bright side that's one less Wonderbolt you have to kidnap and stuff full of Calamity's memories.

Anyway, LP identifies the bat-things as cockatrices. It's not clear where she would have picked up this term or how she could identify this type of creature, but we can put a pin in that for now. There's kind of a free-for-all in which everyone is fighting everyone for awhile, and then Velvet tearfully asks that they go back and save Fluttershy from being a tree, despite the fact that they have considerably more important shit going on right now and despite the fact that there is still no reason why they should even be aware that the tree is, in fact, Fluttershy.

Suddenly, a couple of hellhounds burst out of the ground and start attacking them. The fight rages on a bit longer, and then, using some process of autismo reasoning that would only make sense in kkat-land, LP suddenly figures out that there are also landmines buried in the forest for some reason.

Quite a bit more confusing shit happens; at this point the action is damn near impossible to follow. Finally, though, the group seems to have realized that coming into this forest was probably the dumbest thing they have ever done (and that's saying a lot), so they decide to leave. However, before they can, Calamity gets shot down by one of the Wonderbolts. In a hilarious double-blow to Velvet Remedy's already taxed emotions, her pet bird gets turned to stone by one of the cockatrices a fraction of a second later.

While all of this is going on, the killing joke is apparently still a factor. At one point it seizes hold of one of the hellhounds and turns it into a pony, which causes the other two hellhounds to attack it. Instead of just letting these three enemies take each other out, LP decides to intervene with her telekinesis and saves the "pony," and the hellhounds crash into each other but are otherwise harmed. The "pony" goes scampering off into the (burning) woods.

Anyway, blah blah blah. The Wonderbolts apparently decide that the fight is a little too intense for them, so they retreat for the time being. Meanwhile, Velvet captures the cockatrice that turned her bird to stone and forces it to reverse the spell. Also, Calamity is a little banged up but is basically fine.

>The heat was draining our strength almost as much as the fighting. The smoke was burning my eyes and throat, making it hard to breathe. Our struggle against the Wonderbolts had become a three-way battle, and the Everfree Forest was winning.
Literally anyone with half an iota of common sense could have predicted this outcome before even coming in here. I'll ask again: what was the point of this excursion supposed to be?

Anyway, they decide, finally, that they should probably get out of this stupid burning murder-forest. However, their stupid bus has been blown to smithereens and the guy that normally pulls it for them is too badly injured to pull it anyway. So, they have to walk.

Page break. They appear to have more or less escaped danger for the time being, but Velvet won't shut up about the stupid Fluttershy tree.

>“They trapped her up there, h-high on the h-h-hill where she could see what happened to her Equestria. As it was p-poisoned, and destroyed…” Her tear-filled eyes stared into mine. “Pip, they made her watch!”
You don't know any of this. The only reason you have to assume that the tree is even Fluttershy is its coloring. For all you know, Fluttershy got tentacle-raped by a beanstalk, and that tree is their unholy offspring.

Anyway, Velvet still wants to go back and save Fluttershy, but LP is skeptical that there would be anything they could do for her. Meanwhile, Calamity is still injured and Xenith is in a coma. There's a bit of dreary conversation about how dreary everything is, and Reggie eventually interjects that her brother Kage had wanted to go to the Whitetail Woods. Since this is a name we haven't heard before and the author goes out of his way to infodump about it, I'm assuming this is going to be the setting of yet another tedious side-quest that we will be subjected to in the near future. Apparently it's the "most poisoned place on earth."

While chopping up the body of a dead hellhound sacrebleu! le edge!, Littlepoop observes a weird noise coming out of the helmet the creature was wearing. From this, she deduces that the Enclave is using sound waves to make the hellhounds do their bidding.

To kkat's credit, I think I actually see his logic for once. Earlier, LP noticed some kind of Enclave radio dish similar to the one they'd seen at Old Olneigh. Now that the bit about sound signals has jogged my memory, I think I do remember something about the radio dish at Olneigh being used to control the hellhounds or something. So, technically, kkat did this right. The earlier scene establishes that the Enclave can direct the hellhounds this way or that using sounds, and the dish they passed on the way here foreshadows that this technique might be used here. The trouble is that the reference is too vague; Old Olneigh was eons ago, and a lot of shit has happened between then and now.

Protip: you don't need to completely spoonfeed the reader, but it's a good idea to make sure they're at least on the same page as you. You don't want to just scatter breadcrumbs and expect the reader to put all the pieces together; outside of a mystery story, it's really a really obnoxious thing to do.
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>>313799
Wait, why are they forced to the ground? Take a good look at this Enclave(tm) Advanced Power Armor helmet from Fallout 3 (presumably what their armor is based upon) and tell me what you see around the mouth.

Power armor suits are completely sealed off and have an internal regulalation system. In-game they give you a rad resistance bonus.

Wait, during that encounter with Spike, where he roasted that mare alive... Did she remove her mask, or are Enclave helmets just open and completely unarmored in the mouth area? That's fucking retarded if so, but at least it explains the smoke inhalation issue that forced them to land.
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>>313805
To add to this, the Enclave have a cartoonish fear of the surface and believe it to be toxic in general, right? So why is their armor, made for excursions on the surface (we haven't heard of inter-pegasus wars), unarmored around the mouth with no rebreather system?
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>>313806
If the Enclave believe the surface to be poisonous, wouldn't it have made more sense for LP to lead them to some kind of special oasis zone without radiation? Nothing like that really exists in FE besides the Stables that weren't horrific pointless edgy experiments though.

Then again LP was taught her OP telekinesis by Crane from Old Appleoosa. She was OP before and after the training but presumably he has OP telekinesis too since he was able to help her. Why doesn't LP bait the wonderbolts near him so he can telekinetically grab the Sneedclave Wonderbolts and hold them down while the memory spell happens?

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4chan Cup Spring Friendlies
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There's a 4chan Friendlies tournament currently underway, /pol/ and /mlp/ are doing well.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2021_4chan_Spring_Friendlies
>The 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies will be played through the dates of April 30th May 1-2, 7-9, 14-16, 21-23 and will be played on PES 21. The friendlies season is extended by a weekend due to the absence of the spring cup.

The link to the games is here if anyponer is interested in watching.
https://cytu.be/r/the4chancup

Giddy up!
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Alright, looks like /mu/ is through. Swept the group, not bad.
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Not sure if I should wish for a small /vr/ win or big enough /vr/ win to bet playoff between /vr/ and /jp/ (I think there is an outcome that puts them at equal score). But then again Origami is also fun I think.
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>>313829
>But then again Origami is also fun I think.
This was kind of what I was making my decision about this game on. Comfy anthem.
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/po/ just doesn't deserve to win at this rate kek
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>>313829
Oh I didn't see the goal differences. GG anyway, it was pretty intense for such a wide margin.

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will he make ponies real if he wins 2024?
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>will he make ponies real
They're already real.

>if he wins 2024
Anon, I...

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/mino/ Thread 1 "The Party Begins"
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This is /mino/ “Mlpol International News Organization”. The mission of this thread is to help spread the truth and increase the flow of international news to people around the world. Due to language and geographical barriers news of the current events and innerworkings of other nations almost never reach the international stage and what few times they do the news stories are jewed up and no longer news but propaganda. This thread and later threads are meant to combat that by having the local news of nations translate to English and summarized by members of our community, so we can have quality non jewed news and spread the truth of what is really going on in the world! This is meant to be a thread to fight back against the strangle hold the Jew has on information and for the truth to travel across the world and flow to anons like you and me! /mino/ will be a slower thread here on the board and only post when there is news there are a handful of anons from a handful of nations that will be working on this project to ensure there is a steady stream of news. Feel free to have discussions on the different news posted here in the thread.
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South Africa
>What is happening in South Africa?
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>>310747
Looks like there's a nationalist protest going on in France, the frogs are slowly becoming more based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmzOxWH_Mw
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>>313808
>Bird mask
If one of us horsefuckers goes to a protest we should wear a horse head to represent Polestria. Unless that would be way too obvious kek.
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>>313808
Qui?
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>>313814
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Le France.
>Des individus s’en prennent à la BRAV-M en marge de la manifestation des #GiletsJaunes contre le #PassSanitaire. Du gaz lacrymogène est utilisé.
https://twitter.com/ybouziar/status/1418931675074113540

>PARIS - Nouvelle tension. Les manifestants forcent un barrage en direction des Champs-Élysées. Les gendarmes gaz.
https://twitter.com/ClementLanot/status/1418942838298001417

>La manifestation des #GiletsJaunes contre le #PassSanitaire se tend à #Paris. Des manifestants tentent de forcer un cordon de la gendarmerie mobile.
https://twitter.com/ybouziar/status/1418944779577090054

>PARIS - La BRAVM attaquée par plusieurs manifestants. Une moto au sol. Gaz lacrymogène et projectiles.
https://twitter.com/ClementLanot/status/1418929879161135117

Bonus video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuibG5AQiM

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Poner Prompt Pompf: Darkhorse Town
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"The caves beneath Canterlot, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison."-- Queen Chrysalis.

Premise

Underneath the capitol of Equestria and deep beneath the polished, marble floor of the Canterlot castle, there exists a network of interconnected tunnels similar to an anthill. To ponies who live their lives in those underground spaces, it's just home. To the ponies trotting over the well-swept streets above, it’s called Darkhorse town or Dark town. The guards don't patrol there unless they are suicidal. The nightmares guild control the streets and their minons are the ones keeping “order” and the streets “safe” from the do-gooders of the royal guard. They run the largest black market in Equestria but also enables other illegal organizations in Dark town, for a modest. Lately, however, and elite force of daymares and wonderbolts lead by Shining Armour has managed to occupy early parts of Dark town.

Daymares are unicorns who participated in a ritual to boost their magical powers. You can distinguish them by the gem lodged in their horns.

Thread

Why not try your hand at growing some greens? I got the perfect fertilizer, meaning it’s shit: this premise. The idea is that you take something you like from this premise, or it’s themes, and omit anything you don’t. Then you make a green from that in whatever length you prefer.
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>>313711
I agree! Also, fun fact: Bahamut, the father of dragons, is stated to be Tiamat's brother. No wonder dragons are pretty much universally messed up, their family tree's a ladder!
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>>313712
I bet you're expecting a oni-chan joke but I'm taking the high-road.
Tiamat: "Somehow, I have always known."
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>>313714
>spoiler
no, you're right to avoid it. After all, they both hate each other and while both subspecies of dragon generally respect their other parent, that doesn't mean they have to enjoy their presence.
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>>313708
>Okay, why is that?
It's a campaign where the main enemies are worshippers of Tiamat, and being hobgoblins they're naturally into dysgenics.
The encounters are also very modular, making it easy to swap some monsters for others and monsters from various splats.
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>You blink.
>You tilt your chin in and horn down.
>You try to send the nightfilly a glare but you feel so vindicated that you can't help but to smile.
>Your tongue caressess one side of your top row of teeth.
”So you admit it? You are after my magic,” you say. ”Meaning, I do have somthing to be scared of don't I?”
>The nightfilly shuts her eyes, her body slumps, and she releases a sigh.
>One of your eyebrows heighten.
>Her eyebrows form a roof as they look at you; she does a motion similar to nodding but with less amplitude.
>She opens her mouth and then blinks.
>She lifts her gaze over you and looks at something past you.
>You follow it and see something that makes you gasp.
>An owl with a tan body with (metaphorical) raisins spread out over it, chocolate brown wings, and a small, carrot-like beck is partly baked into a cacoon of albino spaghetti.
>One thread is twirled around it's beck like the tracks in a screw.
>It looks like a pair of hands has its fingers grip the owl from behind.
>Black hands belonging to a ugly, disgusting, and vile creature.
>They aren't fingers though, you realize.
>They are hairy legs belonging to a tarantula as large as the owl itself.
>You feel your throat constrict.
”Hoot!” you yell but also partly whine and stretch out a peach-yellow hoof in the bird's drection.
>Are you dead? You wonder.
>Then you met his terrified and very much alive eyes.
>They blink at you rapidly, several times.
>You let out a relieved sigh and a small smile appears on your face.
>Then you see Hoot nod towards the space behind you.
>You realize what or who he's referring to and spin around.
>The nightfilly hasn't made a move.
>But you can practically see the cogwheels move inside her head.
>She seem nervous as she gives you an apologetic look.
>”I... I apologise for my familiar, he suffers from an inferiority complex. But I can guarantee you, however, that your... Uhh... Pet. Hasn't come to harm,” says the nightfilly.
>You eyes grow big.
>That's why Hoot's hoot before sounded so scared. It wasn't that I was being careless, it was because he was being attacked.
>Then they become narrow.
”Your familiar?” you spit. You can feel your hooves start to shake again but not of fear this time. ”You will release, Hoot. Right now.”
>Pooff pooff pooff.
>Small sparks pop off from your horn like popcorn.

This might seem like a cliff-hanger but it's not. I just had to stop for today. With next post, you'll see what I mean.
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>>313715
>while both subspecies of dragon generally respect their other parent
That's intresting.
>>313718
I guess that's one of the advantages of following a more ridged campaign progression.

>More tone setting images.

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