Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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>>372061And... we aren't really the focus. Not that I am shocked, but I was hoping for a short mention.
>>372061>New video on us!Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
>>372061I love how having the same political views as most people 25 years ago makes us alt right LOL yesterday's regular guy is today's alt right extremist
>>372062The funniest part in this instance is that, when saying as such, he showed the page about Aryanne on the Know Your Meme page. Thing is, if you go there, this is written out in plain text under the "Origin" section:
>The first image of Aryanne[4] to be uploaded to MLP image hosting site Derpibooru was submitted on February 14th, 2014, created by the artist randy.Mind you, the page hasn't been updated in over 4 years, so it's not like it was edited in the making of the video or something.
My guess is that the creator got this claim from Turkey Tom's video, of which he is clearly aware of, as he uses a clip from it.
Where'd the horsepussy thread go?
>>374777Trips confirm
But unironically, every thread is a horsepussy thread. That's the point of this site. Post horse pussy in every thread; it doesn't matter if you have nothing to say on the topic.
add this banner. it took 3 hours to make in gimp
>>375690Nice! I like it. I will forever feel bad for our beloved Marbles.
Haven't you figured out that the 'ebin shitposter' motif is a cope?
why is this the best remaining pol board X_)
>>377537It's the only board my wife approves of
>>377537Niggers are afraid of the supernatural
Yep, I'm gonna.
Beefilly was a sweetheart. This world doesn't deserve people like him. Always did he buzz. I will miss his buzzing.
>>380764Kudos to you spambot, this song slaps so much harder now
>>381058This is the thread's 1488th post
>>381098Ah, but yours is the 1488th reply Xp
Thanks for pointing that out tho ^_^
Oh my.
We recall the episode where Discord bamfs in singing Winter Wrap Up joyfully.
What if this is what he was watching. He's alleged to be prescient
he knew the whole time
>>377537>>377537There is another good one, but I don't want to seem like a shill. I'm just glad this place seems to be still alive.
>>381539Oh my. A newfren? Flutterfagging? AND with GREAT timestamp trips
learn about itThis snoot gets a very frenly boop
*boop*
>>381542I've been here on and off for c aouple years. Just checking in.
>>381544Oh, well, glad you made it back! We're still here, experiencing a lull as one might expect when worshipping cartoon horses that aren't generationally being redistributed, but there's plenty of life in these veins
<Alright ye fucking newfaggots
Alright you fucking newfaggots
<Thisser be a taste-testing ye need te ave
This is a spoon-feeding you will wish to pay heed to
<This 'ere
This here
>she says gesturing to the board you're now looking at
<Thisser be a magical place a' ponies and politics. Yar yar, Ah knaur ye read thar section already. Now Ah'm fittin' te give ye the skinny onner HorsePussy Protocol
This site is a magical place of ponies and politics. Yes, yes, I appreciate that you probably read that already. Since you made it to the end, its time to give you the rundown on the horsepussy protocol.
>dispenses with the pretense of the affected accent
Because /mlpol/ has what some extremists would call "extremist" positions (like freedom of speech and shit, heaven forbid) we were years ago targeted by a malignant bot that occasionally posts either threads or replies that are,... problematic. Do not click, do not investigate, scroll away.
Which leads us to the horsepussy protocol.
The site is will managed and maintained by a team. But even a dedicated team is sometimes caught unaware.
Should you stumble across something problematic, here's what you do.
Click mlpol at the top left. click on the first "catalog" button you see. Don't scroll, this will be okay.
In the catalog, find the smug celestia saying "horsepussy". Its labelled that, but some of you are more visual. In this thread, post 3 pictures. Staff will be by shortly to remove the offender, and you will face no legal or moral liability.
The less adult option is to find the,... nevermind, I'll just link the threads,....
>>379962 →The horsepussy thread, for the horsepussy protocol
>>378997 →The snowpity thread, for more wholesome shit. If you don't know what a snowpity is, you soon will
3 images to either thread will sufficiently aid in the eviction of undesirable content, and is strongly advised.
Oh, who am I? I'm not staff, lol I'm even better, because I don't have to answer to anyone.
Have you guys seen the new Verity coin? They're taking pre-orders right now
Enjoy. I'll post more when I can
>the swastikas are wrong
YES I KNOW
>>175174Classic, and shamefully un-(you)'d post
>>382024ISTG, if you didn't get the Phantom of the Opera reference then you're more gay than me for emphasizing it.
>>382026Good, cuz Phantom is second only to Les Mis as far as musical theatre is concerned
>>193017kill yourself fucking crosskike
>>382136>reacting to a 6-year-old post>on the welcome thread instead of any other oneEither you are a bot, or you are new here and just trying to stir up shit.
>>382144Anon isn't wrong, this is something that alot of people don't wanna hear; the SS was an occult order
>>382145I mean, I honestly don't know neither do I really care. I'm not who I am because of Hitler anyway. Though, you state this to be true but I have heard exact opposite so you know, it is what it is. Having said that you might be right, I'm not gonna close my mind to this possibility.
My critique was more about using it as a way to prove your point. Chatgpt is and can be wrong. I use it, I would know. Like ask it whether or not the holocaust was fake or not, and see what happens.
>>382146Also using it (dall-e is better btw) I appreciate your criticisms. The intent wasn't to counter-man your rebuke, it was to enable anon to try and salvage their bullshit post with sauce
>>382145>Table Talks>>382146Hitler was a great leader. But he was limited in his ideas.
Not to say this hampered his leadership in any way. Rome was, after all, far stronger when it was untouched by philosophy.
>Chatgpt is and can be wrong.As it stands, AI chatbots are only there to streamline certain tasks. Chatgpt is obviously going to struggle with politically charged questions. I.e jewish interests wanting to milk the holohoax.
Shitting on someone who is openly using a chatbot for an online exchange, hardly requires an explanation.
Before anyone continues, let me state very clearly as the resident furry.
Bronies are not furries. I can extrapolate the equation (it is a bit complicated) but the core of it is, remains, and WILL remain, who cares about other animals, ponies. Mares, if you aren't gay.
This may have seemed unnecessary, but give it time, you will need that clarification (assuming you haven't figured it out).
The fundamentals of the equation is that Furries approach anthropomorphic animals from a position of "Yes and", whereas Bronies approach them from "Why are there non-ponies". This is essential to what insulates Bronies (horsefuckers, but its harder to type) from actually being either Furry or Furries (don't make me explain THAT difference).
I hate that there's a science to this, but I took the time to learn it so AMA if ya wanna (you don't)