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The Denver Broncos
John Elway
Moderator
No.1
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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Drunk Thread
Anonymous
No.1193
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Anonymous
No.18661
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>>18660
>pronto nigger
Whiter than you and I have more fun. Fight me, faggot. I have offered something of value to this thread, something you wouldn't understand, "nigger".
You're subhuman and non-white if you can't handle yourself under intoxicants. Suck my cock, pussy.
Anonymous
No.18662
18663
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>>18659
>I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before.
Typically, they tend to be edible rather than containing the psychedelic psilocybin constituent of the fungus which sprouts from that of sheep shit as opposed to horse crap. I've seen both of them myself from the Bovines and Equines feces by roaming fields in search of the delicacy and mucking out stables or moving mountains of pony fertilizer with pitchforks as well as shovels.
>Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
I wouldn't since they have no value in my eyes and the cleansing is more time consuming than obtaining far more appealing fungi, that and potentially ingesting the byproducts of horse defecation's which could be allowing worm eggs to fester in myself such as tapeworm or red worm.
Anonymous
No.18663
18664
>>18662
I should say that I've only seen them in shit a higher altitudes in Texas. I meant, I have specifically seen musacaria on a few rare occasions.
Isn't the standard procedure to bake shrooms for a certain amount of time before ingesting them? Not like I would eat them directly out of livestock shit. I would genuinely appreciate any advice in this regard despite not being a ranch hand anymore.
Anonymous
No.18664
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>>18663
>I should say that I've only seen them in shit a higher altitudes in Texas.
Differences in the height above sea level influences the varieties of them, there are mushrooms which grow in forests next to the ocean along with others which spawn a lot higher than that.
>I meant, I have specifically seen musacaria on a few rare occasions.
Well then, I do know that several potently poisonous ones of the amanita family do tend to grow in shit, although the amanita's of the Americas are not so much to my knowing, the muscaria of 'murica I believe appears to be more yellow than it's red cousin.
>Isn't the standard procedure to bake shrooms for a certain amount of time before ingesting them?
Depends on the certain type, Amanita Muscaria has to be dried to decarboxylate the Ibotenic acid into Muscimol to get rid of the neurotoxin so that it can be used for the psychoactive properties.
>Not like I would eat them directly out of livestock shit.
Psilocybin Semilanceata can be eaten directly out of the ground so long as it's not directly in contact with the ewe feces it grows nearby to but it's advised to prepare them beforehand to consumption, even if I don't really care about the raw taste or waiting for them to dry.
>I would genuinely appreciate any advice in this regard despite not being a ranch hand anymore.
From a stable hand to ex ranch hand, I hope you understand what grows out of the land.
Anonymous
No.18667
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>>18661
Ive been ITT since '17 fgt, go fuck yourself about right of virtue, AND with your 'contributions'
Anonymous
No.18668
>>18664
Thanks for the educational reply, Anon.
>From a stable hand to ex ranch hand, I hope you understand what grows out of the land
From one former agricultural worker to another, I wish I did, too. I definitely wasn't trained by the best. I've sheered sheep before, but I never came across obvious Musacaria, Ironically.
>>18667
No ones cares about you autistic flex. As I've told you before; suck my cock.

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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V4.0: Broncos' Comeback
Anonymous
No.18514
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Last thread hit bump limit.
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Kek
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Anonymous
No.18651
>>18650
The toes don't lie.
Anonymous
No.18652
>>18650
He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress
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Anonymous
No.18666
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Music Thread
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No.2487
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What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
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Anonymous
No.18600
https://youtu.be/76a9mbMRpzE
https://youtu.be/JwTNH2gD3cI
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No.18641
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>>18418
Would you believe me if I told you, I was the owner of the Inner Kvlt on YT?
Anonymous
No.18642
>>18641
No.
Anonymous
No.18655
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Freewill - (by Rush)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urBpdyFCZmo
Anonymous
No.18656
>>18655
Geddy Lee is a jew
I liked their music before I began to understand the jews
Anonymous
No.18657
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: My Little Pedo: Self-incrimination is Magic
Anonymous
No.17881
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Last thread hit the bump limit, so it’s time for a new one. In other news, Seb, being the ultra turbo-retard that he is, thought it wise to publicly out himself as a pedo on two separate occasions. Place your bets on how long it’ll be before the Canadian authorities investigate him for CP or some other related crime.
Previous thread:
>>16973 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony, Mr. S.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
21.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and much like other talentless artcows, he has to resort to abusing bases and tracing other people’s art to make his Chris-Chan-tier “drawings”. He responds belligerently to anything his tism-addled French-Canadian pea-brain perceives as critical of him or his art, regardless of its intent, yet can’t comprehend why he’s so widely hated. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Anthro art
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Being endlessly indecisive about his love/hatred of Derpibooru
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Diapers/ABDL(?)
>Fat fetishism and weight gain
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Hating the homeless
>Idolizing Chris-Chan
>Incest
>Pedophilia (outed himself as a pedo on both Twitter and Facebook; see attached images)
>Pregnancy fetishes (including MPreg)
>R63 versions of his own character
>Scat
>Shittily and unconvincingly LARPing as an Anon to get pity points from the subzero-IQ retards that are his friends
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Vore

Active Profiles:

>ArtStation profile:
https://www.artstation.com/mrsgroupart2009
(https://archive.ph/19309)

>Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35
(https://archive.ph/sxkmQ)

>FurAffinity profile:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009/
(https://archive.ph/Qn3Pa)

>Furbooru profile:
https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist
(https://archive.ph/rNoqv)

>Inkbunny profile:
https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
(https://archive.ph/RqIPR)

>Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009/?hl=fr
(https://archive.vn/Dt40L)
(Couldn’t get his IG to archive as-is; maybe someone else will have better luck?)

>And of course, his Twitter: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://twitter.com/MArts2009
(https://archive.ph/eD2pT)
(https://archive.ph/iFg5r)

Abandoned/Deactivated/Banned Accounts:

>DeviantArt:
https://archive.fo/rLxDe
https://archive.vn/2uf5y
https://archive.fo/kwelH
https://archive.vn/tBsnA

>His old Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
https://archive.fo/t4qIF
http://archive.ph/YBeV6

>His old “SebTheArtistAutism” FA page:
https://archive.is/gaGwO
https://archive.vn/y03ru

>Newgrounds:
https://mrsgroupart2009.newgrounds.com/
(https://archive.vn/OBOGc)
(https://archive.vn/50cj2)

>Original Derpibooru:
https://archive.is/9LUTP
http://archive.ph/hYBhi

>Original Twitter:
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
http://archive.ph/0QfPC

>Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/MrStheArtist/
(https://archive.ph/Q5FCD)

>Second Derpibooru (lasted a whole two days before Seb shut it down):
https://archive.ph/HlLDT

>Third Derpibooru page (like his last account, this one lasted only two or three days before Seb nuked it from orbit out of sheer tard rage):
https://archive.ph/vwYcG
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Anonymous
No.18636
18637
I think we're wasting our own time keeping this thread going. And Seb, I know you're reading - this isn't because you won against the mean Anons, this is because you're such a pathetic fucking lowlife that it's pointless wasting our energy even thinking about you anymore.
Anonymous
No.18637
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>>18636
We have some 800 posts until bump limit, and I have no doubts that Seb will bump it every week...
This is another reason why we need to reinstate normal bump limits, btw.
Anonymous
No.18638
>>18637
Wouldn't people just move on to Seb General 2 if this thread hit bump limit?
Anonymous
No.18639
>>18637
>shilling bump limits again
It is fine how it is. If it's not broken, don't fix it.
Anonymous
No.18648
18654
seb's a poo poo head! i hate seb so much because he looks like poopy. eat shit seb!
Anonymous
No.18654
>>18648
Mental Age

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lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.
Anonymous
No.6132
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Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
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Anonymous
No.18588
18589
>>18585 He said JailATM.com His prisoner number and name of the jail are in his mailing address>>18586
He likes anything, but is tired of the bible at the moment. Some nice escapist fiction perhaps. I'll ask if he has any requests.
Anonymous
No.18589
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>>18588
>JailATM
I have to say that site looks dodgy as fuck (asks for SSN to "create account" and Domain registrar is hidden using privacy service). Do you have full Prison ID so I can use JPay?
Anonymous
No.18597
>>18589
He said that's the site his mom is using, haven't used it myself yet. The only info I have is what is on the page I shared. 9329 is his inmate number in the Newport News City Jail.
Anonymous
No.18598
>>18556
While you're here, what is your opinion of horsepussy?
Anonymous
No.18643
All the articles say it's a "ongoing investigation"... it's been a whole month already! I just want to know if there will be any time, and if there is then how long.
Anonymous
No.18649
He said he's facing a life sentence. He was supposed to possibly be moved on the 30th. Haven't heard anything yet, will keep y'all updated.

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Horse and Horse related posting
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Anonymous
No.18508
>>18507
fuck off with your nigger shit, this is a hoers thread faggot
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No.18541
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Anonymous
No.18547
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>Stallion gets mad he can't be with mare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgjRs7IPDw
Anonymous
No.18599
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Anonymous
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>and, That's When The Fight Started.... Or, How Irish Spent his time in the cold and dark........
https://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2021/11/and-thats-when-fight-started-or-how.html

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genius and political runaway
-Luziferino-
No.7463
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i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
yay.
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>>18564
yeah i am. thanks!
>>18565
njahaha yes i am :3

well my book will get a direct link to download it for free OR you can pay me for printing it.
i can show of 2 sides, i made already 13 sides and 20 are in makeing,
at the end of the year i should have around 100 sides full of that stuff.
also i will talk a bit about me and my friends and allys,
will get some story,
alot of science,
a red pill,
how to grow plant [i get a top secret book from the nazis lol] and way more other things.
like circuits.
i invent as example a circuit that blinks when you touch it,
it dont need a power source because you are the power source!
it cant be in use for like laptops but funny stuff is doable.
like some vinly scratch plush, when you pet it makes it sounds and the horn blinks.
someone sayd even i should make it fuckable so it will play like dubstep or speedcore when you... ...fuck it.
sounds pretty awesome lol and i am also working on that circuit.
just imagine your neighbor when you fuck that plush,
lol you will have alot of blinking lights out of windows and some insane wild music XD
i think its funny lol why does noone think of that before!
whatever. i will tell maybe more here but i want that book to be finish.
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No.18579
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i have also some question,
did someone ever heard about "UhrzeitCode" before?
-Luziferino-
No.18580
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>>18579
ok i saw i made the voltage example wrong so i repost that now correctly.
>.<
one of the reasons why i want to upload it here when its finish...
...i hate errors.
i overwork the sides like dayli...
Anonymous
No.18581
>>18580
>>18579
I Have not Heard about that Code
>>18578
Who are the Ponies in picture 1?
Anonymous
No.18590
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>lol you will have alot of blinking lights out of windows and some insane wild music
Luziferinos sturz auf die erde!
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No.18592
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>>18578
>>18590

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Anonymous
No.18574
Can I get directions to sneed's place?
Anonymous
No.18575
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You see, the joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you... https://youtu.be/ezXGcRbJjts

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Anonymous
No.18545
Alright motherfuckers, I got inspired to make this thread from the CNS Removal screencap so we're doing a waifu claiming twist thread!

>The fuck is this?
You claim a pony and the first reply is the fate that befalls you two in your newfound love. No instant death copouts and she has to love the claiming anon!

>CNS Removal?
Yeah, OP made a thread about this to have one last hurrah on /mlp/ before he reportedly had his central nervous system removed. Something about readjusting his moral fiber, but I'm not sure how removing your central nervous system would even work since technically the doctors would be removing everything but the central nervous system... Anyway!

>Get to the point, faggot!
OP image is my claim, and multiverse theory is in play so multiple anons can claim the same mare without issue. This is more for the game aspect than it is for waifu wars, after all. Get creative, people!
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No.18546
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Waiting for new posters too see how it plays.

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