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The Denver Broncos
John Elway
Moderator
No.1
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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: My Little Pedo: Self-incrimination is Magic
Anonymous
No.17881
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Last thread hit the bump limit, so it’s time for a new one. In other news, Seb, being the ultra turbo-retard that he is, thought it wise to publicly out himself as a pedo on two separate occasions. Place your bets on how long it’ll be before the Canadian authorities investigate him for CP or some other related crime.
Previous thread:
>>16973 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony, Mr. S.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
21.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and much like other talentless artcows, he has to resort to abusing bases and tracing other people’s art to make his Chris-Chan-tier “drawings”. He responds belligerently to anything his tism-addled French-Canadian pea-brain perceives as critical of him or his art, regardless of its intent, yet can’t comprehend why he’s so widely hated. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Anthro art
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Being endlessly indecisive about his love/hatred of Derpibooru
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Diapers/ABDL(?)
>Fat fetishism and weight gain
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Hating the homeless
>Idolizing Chris-Chan
>Incest
>Pedophilia (outed himself as a pedo on both Twitter and Facebook; see attached images)
>Pregnancy fetishes (including MPreg)
>R63 versions of his own character
>Scat
>Shittily and unconvincingly LARPing as an Anon to get pity points from the subzero-IQ retards that are his friends
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Vore

Active Profiles:

>ArtStation profile:
https://www.artstation.com/mrsgroupart2009
(https://archive.ph/19309)

>Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35
(https://archive.ph/sxkmQ)

>FurAffinity profile:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009/
(https://archive.ph/Qn3Pa)

>Furbooru profile:
https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist
(https://archive.ph/rNoqv)

>Inkbunny profile:
https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
(https://archive.ph/RqIPR)

>Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009/?hl=fr
(https://archive.vn/Dt40L)
(Couldn’t get his IG to archive as-is; maybe someone else will have better luck?)

>And of course, his Twitter: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://twitter.com/MArts2009
(https://archive.ph/eD2pT)
(https://archive.ph/iFg5r)

Abandoned/Deactivated/Banned Accounts:

>DeviantArt:
https://archive.fo/rLxDe
https://archive.vn/2uf5y
https://archive.fo/kwelH
https://archive.vn/tBsnA

>His old Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
https://archive.fo/t4qIF
http://archive.ph/YBeV6

>His old “SebTheArtistAutism” FA page:
https://archive.is/gaGwO
https://archive.vn/y03ru

>Newgrounds:
https://mrsgroupart2009.newgrounds.com/
(https://archive.vn/OBOGc)
(https://archive.vn/50cj2)

>Original Derpibooru:
https://archive.is/9LUTP
http://archive.ph/hYBhi

>Original Twitter:
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
http://archive.ph/0QfPC

>Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/MrStheArtist/
(https://archive.ph/Q5FCD)

>Second Derpibooru (lasted a whole two days before Seb shut it down):
https://archive.ph/HlLDT

>Third Derpibooru page (like his last account, this one lasted only two or three days before Seb nuked it from orbit out of sheer tard rage):
https://archive.ph/vwYcG
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Anonymous
No.18014
>>18013
>All lowercase
Seb, pls go.
Anonymous
No.18044
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Up until now, I had genuinely forgotten that Seb was a Sonicfag, and what a way of being reminded of that fact.
By the way, this title of this image is: "DON'T MESS WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!"
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no one's going to help you from falling off the escalator retard. go break a spine and go fuck yourself faggot.
Anonymous
No.18046
>>18045
Then do it already Seb. Stop wasting your time larping on the thread and just break your spine already.
Anonymous
No.18049
>>18045
>No caps
The least you could do is try to use proper grammar here, Seb. You're making a fool of yourself.
Anonymous
No.18050
>>18045
You mustn't be very good at reading, since not only does your lack of capitalization give you away, but your overly aggressive posts. You seem to think that our camaraderie comes from saying slurs and wishing someone was dead. You're craving for somebody to come along who is unaware of your larping and say "Yeah! Fuck Seb!" so you can experience the closest thing to social interaction you'll have had in years.

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Anonymous
No.18015
18017 18018
Chris Chan Arrested

Chris Chan was arrested today.
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Anonymous
No.18040
18041
>>18039
Wait I thought he fucked his mom
why does it say incest with his child/grandchild? He's a tranny. They can't breed. Or sneed.
Anonymous
No.18041
18042
>>18040
I guess we'll see in court.
Anonymous
No.18042
>>18041
Oh fuck lmao if a tranny's allowed to have his "I am a woman" delusion considered legally binding does that include any "I am the parent of my own mother" delusions?
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No.18043
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Anonymous
No.18047
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>POLICE: Trans Internet Personality ‘Chris Chan’ To Be Held Without Bail For ‘Sex Crimes Against A Family Member’
>Transgender Internet personality faces charges stemming from his alleged admission that he raped his mom
https://nationalfile.com/police-trans-internet-personality-chris-chan-to-be-held-without-bail-for-sex-crimes-against-a-family-member/
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=4389142704485613&id=269663503100241
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1422263212054036486
Anonymous
No.18048
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The idea that Chris Chan could go to the SCOTUS is misinformation. This is what the Virginia law actually says, pic related.
>inb4 "his"
"His" is the default gender-neutral pronoun in the English language. Modern Americans are just retards and use "they" for no reason.

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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
Anonymous
No.13791
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Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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Anonymous
No.17740
>>17461
>>17463
his hope and optimism=Gone
Anonymous
No.17753
????
Anonymous
No.17867
When I started this page, it was to document all crazy that she was producing, and the best part now, is she updates the crazy. I return every so often to ready the updates and laugh
Anonymous
No.17873
I don’t think she’s been here actually in months
Anonymous
No.17988
Much Mulch Many Wow
Anonymous
No.18002
Yuppp

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No.13035
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Horse and Horse related posting
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No.17709
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Pony raids a camping tent and helps itself.
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Anonymous
No.17777
17780
>>17607
Rood
Anonymous
No.17780
>>17777
checked
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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge
Anonymous
No.12151
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Last thread hit bump limit.
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No.17907
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>>12151
Anonymous
No.17935
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Anonymous
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>>17792
Get you a girl who can dance like Charlie
Anonymous
No.17963
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Anonymous
No.17991
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Music Thread
Anonymous
No.2487
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What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
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No.17736
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Anonymous
No.17746
>>17736
i disagree old man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zGzLQZDDM&ab_channel=King810-Topic
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>>17736
Anonymous
No.17983
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Cum guzzling chameleons.
Anonymous
No.17984
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>>17983
>bestiality
That mare is a QT.
Anonymous
No.17985
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>>17984
All of them are cute, they're irresistible

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Spider man thread
Anonymous
No.16811
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Since this is pretty much pony /b/, so in honor of the old Chan culture the board is incomplete without a spider man thread.
Anything spider man related is welcomed, whether it be the 1960's version, comics or whatever else.
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>>17922
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spider man makes the faggots seethe
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: The Sperg-out Continues
Anonymous
No.16973
16975 16977 17018 17137 17881
In light of the happenings that have taken place over the past few months, and due to the fact that the last thread has exceeded the bump limit for some time now, I've opted to post an updated version with much more relevant information.
Previous thread:
>>15547 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
21.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. Following multiple bans from DeviantArt, Seb has, as of now, relocated to FurAffinity, where he is currently headquartered. However, given his repeated offenses on the site and penchant for pissing off everyone around him, his time there is likely wearing thin. Expect him to migrate again soon. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Diapers/ABDL(?)
>Scat(?)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Vore
>Fat fetishism and being a fatass in general
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-Chan
>Pedophilia (has openly admitted to masturbating to foalcon)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Hating the homeless

>FurAffinity profiles:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009/
(https://archive.vn/LJHpl)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sebtheartistautism/
(https://archive.is/gaGwO)
(https://archive.vn/y03ru)

>Inkbunny profile:
https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
(https://archive.vn/RIHSf)

>Newgrounds:
https://mrsgroupart2009.newgrounds.com/
(https://archive.vn/OBOGc)
(https://archive.vn/50cj2)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Still can’t archive the site for some reason. Too much concentrated autism, I guess.)

>Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009/?hl=fr
(https://archive.vn/Dt40L)

>ArtStation profile:
https://www.artstation.com/mrsgroupart2009
(https://archive.vn/CQRoX)

>Furbooru profile:
https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist?fbclid=IwAR2ugC9TROuI6cUN-8jAbgfTsDMopQ8bglzgVV4BWNTB9a5_g8cZ9_dMx-k
(https://archive.vn/SDgmZ)

>And of course, his Facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35
(Haven't been able to get archive.today to save his current FB account.)

I've chosen to remove the links to his old accounts as they no longer work (save for his old FB account), but kept the archives of them for documentation's sake. Here they are for those who are interested:

>Twitter:
http://archive.ph/0QfPC

>DeviantArt:
https://archive.fo/rLxDe
https://archive.vn/2uf5y
https://archive.fo/kwelH
https://archive.vn/tBsnA

>Derpibooru:
https://archive.is/9LUTP
http://archive.ph/hYBhi

>His old Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
https://archive.fo/t4qIF
http://archive.ph/YBeV6
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Anonymous
No.17876
>>17875
It's bizarre.
I've seen failed men respond to intense trolling by trying to become women, hoping this places them into a social caste above criticism
I've seen men respond to mockery by laughing it off. And I've seen men respond to mockery by laughing at themselves and joining in.
But I've never seen a man respond to mockery quite like this. Is he trying to mockingly imitate us?
Anonymous
No.17877
17878
Thread's getting close to the bump limit. Would it be worthwhile to make a new one on Seb? If not, I know of someone who may be worth looking into until we move past this relatively dull chapter in Seb history.
Anonymous
No.17878
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>>17877
Yeah it's worth making another, what are you saying? We can have more than one active lolcow thread on this board.
Anonymous
No.17879
>>17878
Alright, that's all I needed to know. I've got a thread draft I can post after I update and tweak a few things. Give me a little bit and it should be up.
Anonymous
No.17882
Alright, it's up!
>>17881 →
>>17881 →
>>17881 →
anonmous
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wow. look at this stupid canadian retard. i hate him!

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Drunk Thread
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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r8 my sunday morning sesh
Anonymous
No.17225
>>17224
Clean your car anon
8.5/10
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>>17224
Drugs and alcohol. A messy dirty car.
>>>/ub/ faggot.
Anonymous
No.17287
Its Hitler's birthday, you know what to do
Anonymous
No.17288
17939
Happy 4/20 fagguettes
Anonymous
No.17939
>>17288
I don't like baguettes, sir.

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