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The Denver Broncos
John Elway
Moderator
No.1
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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending Torment
Anonymous
No.15547
Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:
>>14435 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
20.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)

>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
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Anonymous
No.16126
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>>16082
rate my art
Anonymous
No.16127
16128
>>16125
>>16126
>>16124

simply divine. a delectable offering for his bulbous excellence. soon he will have harvested enough smegma to surpass the cwcian unclit.

thank you my fellow acolythes. the church of seb is grateful
Anonymous
No.16128
>>16127
More like bulbous excrement, because he's fat and shit
Anonymous
No.16135
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so wait, did the retard delete his facebook?
Anonymous
No.16136
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>>16135
Seb still exists, I've archived it this moment:
https://archive.vn/nQcVb
Anonymous
No.16137
>>16135
Nah, you need to be log on to facebook to see it

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Drunk Thread
Anonymous
No.1193
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Anonymous
No.16123
This thread is woefully under appreciated.
>beer intensifies
Anonymous
No.16130
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I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?
Anonymous
No.16131
>>16130
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.
Anonymous
No.16132
>>16130
Look at the stars
Anonymous
No.16133
16134
>>16130
Consume more
Anonymous
No.16134
>>16133
Done. Now what?

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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge
Anonymous
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Last thread hit bump limit.
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No.16021
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No.16022
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Anonymous
No.16072
https://youtu.be/fFngi6PRMLg
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Anonymous
No.16129
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Guys we're being raided
Anonymous
No.16098
Post horsepussy!
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Anonymous
No.16115
>>274213
Makes sense, which do you prefer? It qualifies for /sp/ or /vx/.
It also bears mentioning that this was a guy testing a bot script. Whether he was testing it in general, or specifically testing /mlpol/ and the proprietary code remains to be seen
Anonymous
No.16116
>>274218
VX is specifically videogame related, can it go on /sp/ so non-videogame cute bunnies can be posted too?
Anonymous
No.16117
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>>274222
By your trips it shall be so
Anonymous
No.16118
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>>16117
Thank you!
Are bunnies a symbol of fertility in old cultures or something?
Anonymous
No.16119
16120
>>16118
yes, eggs were used by Indo-Europeans as a symbol of good children and the beauty of birth
Anonymous
No.16120
>>16119
It's weird how furries have always been a thing. Greeks wrote poems about wishing they were horses, and wrote stories about Zeus fucking women to make a minotaur bull-man OC that rapes people in a literal rape dungeon labyrinth. Egyptians worshipped dog-headed and cat and crocodile-headed humanoids. Every culture has at least one ancient story where someone's turned into an animal, typically so a lesson can be learned.
BDSM has probably existed for a while too.
But trannies have not always been a thing. The Egyptians didn't think it could be done. John Money invented it for an excuse to pedo on some kids and torture them to death, in an era where "Transvestites" pretended to be faggy mockeries of women in gay fetish bars.

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Anonymous
No.13035
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Horse and Horse related posting
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Too long to post directly but here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0RbX1K9vIY
Anonymous
No.15945
>>15944
I love it. Thanks for posting.
Anonymous
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>>15944
Anonymous
No.15975
File (hide): 669603D0D4E6D6E7F79BF5127BFAEC1D-2314487.mp4 (2.2 MB, Resolution:480x854 Length:00:00:22, Horse Thinks Mom has Smelly Feet.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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Smelly Feet.
Anonymous
No.15986
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Galloping Horse Slips to a Stop
Anonymous
No.16091
File (hide): 689F774FA933F2CE54DAC5058D535E15-972093.mp4 (949.3 KB, Resolution:480x480 Length:00:00:09, Friesian Horse Plays Ball.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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Friesian Horse Plays Ball.

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His name is Golden Wind
Anonymous
No.16044
16045 16046 16077
Say something nice about him
Anonymous
No.16045
>>16044
He looks like he could skewer more niggers and jews than the average unicorn.
Anonymous
No.16046
>>16044
Powerful stallion.
Anonymous
No.16047
He's not overdesigned like the punching ghost of the same name
Anonymous
No.16077
>>16044
If fidget spinners were a pony they would be this pony.
Anonymous
No.16078
He looks like he could turn more kebabs into shish kebabs than Ben Garrison

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Weird and Wacky Dreams
Anonymous
No.15568
15875
Post any especially strange, memorable, or vivid dreams you have here! Technically this could go on /vx/ but it's less about interpreting the paranormal in dreams and more about just showing off your unconscious creative outlet. Writing down your dreams is a good habit to develop and this is the best place to share.

I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
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Anonymous
No.15874
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>>15869
This.
>>15868
Do you still play with legos irl?
Anonymous
No.15875
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>>15568
I may say that I never dream, or to be more precise, I dream once every 10 years, btw, I'm really old.
What this means?
Anonymous
No.15877
15880
>>15874
Being creative with Lego and testing out engineering concepts is fine, but if you're just playing with pre-made sets as an adult then you might have a problem.
>>15875
People dream differently, I have relatives who dream rarely.
Anonymous
No.15880
>>15869
Oh shit, oh fuck! Not the autism, it's totally not like this wasn't unexpected!

>>15874
Not often, but when I get the urge to build something the legos I still have help.

>>15877
I don't mess around with the premade sets much, just fuck around with the pieces I already have. I just remember the sets because I got a few of them when I was younger and thought they were the best thing ever.
Anonymous
No.15941
>>15875
>I'm really old
How old?
Got another one
Anonymous
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I remember being in a crime-fighting/detective duo that was initially more like Sam & Max (extremely cartoonish and comedic in chasing down crooks with a car and making them crash into things; at one point we even defeated an enemy through a game of tag) and later more like Mr. Monk with his/my neuroticism. The car was super-realistic and constantly needed things to be fixed particularly with our style of driving: at one point there was a constant incessant beeping and we tried to figure out what it was but it was just the CD player with recordings of an old radio play. This crime-fighting spree went on for quite some time and was the best part but I forgot so much which is sad.

The city was so lawless that eventually the car got stolen with all our notes on the criminals we were chasing, which was depressing as we struggled to remember everything we wrote down and the baddies could use those notes. Being on foot at an outlying gas station we had no choice but to walk through the city all night. We didn’t see any more crime but one odd thing to pass at 2:30 in the morning was a line of schoolchildren finishing up a late-night meal and going back to a last half-hour class. Apparently the odd hours was due to time zone differences as this was for Chinese lessons with the instructors having a Skype or Zoom call for the whole class. My partner remarked that if people were this eager to learn Chinese then a program which actually respected people’s sleep schedules would make a killing.

Morning came up as we were still walking and I made the remark that it looked like Fallout with all the ruined buildings and empty lots strewn about; one scenic thing that caught my eye was an old stone house of sorts on a sea arch above the river. We talked about how though extensive regulations kept people and even us from exploring such ruins, nothing stopped criminals from using them as bases of operation. We went off the beaten path and did some rock climbing and taking different paths; my partner pranked me by feigning to let go when pulling me up a steep rock face

A bit later I felt like I wanted a drink and we were in the bustling downtown area. I bought three of a cool-looking cocktail with bitters, gin, something like grenadine syrup, and “an English muffin” more like a glutinous rice ball (if you’ve ever had those you’d know what I’m talking about). Later in a hotel room I found out that the cocktail–and many other exotic ones I prized–was owned by the Satanist LaVey family who put an imperceptible amount of serpent extract into every cocktail they owned. I was overcome with disgust and my partner and I talked about the growth of evil of evil in the world. My partner made a Lord of the Rings analogy to Sauron gaining power and I–being an utter autist–made a correction by saying it’s Morgoth and that Dagor Dagorath is approaching. I said people could prevent it if they wanted to but they’re so confused and unwilling to change their ways–I pointed out how this sounded pretentious but that everyone has an aspect of themselves to work on–that they were unlikely to organize against evil.

This was all following a different dream where I was in an apartment and for some reason I needed to keep getting glasses of water without being seen from my window. I think it was because the government wanted to ensure everyone was asleep but I was just really thirsty. There was a lot of other (non-spooky) stuff going on but I’m bad at remembering such bizarre dreams. It’s interesting for me how my distinct likes, surroundings, and concerns mesh together odd yet cohesive (for the most part) dreams. Looking forward to sleeping again and seeing what my mind cooks up.

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BCS
!!8AqDODDaEk
No.16043
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Um... Go Gators?
Anonymous
No.16048
>No gators
ftfy
No.16049
>>16043
>Gummy
>toothless
Anonymous
No.16050
>>16043
Heresy. We only accept mascots that are 100% foootball on this board. Praise Milo!

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Rumplestiltskin Thread
Anonymous
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In other words, turn something worthless into gold. I'll start.
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>>16040
You're really an optimist.
Anonymous
No.16042
>>16041
Isn't that the oc that faggot Marsminer uses to represent himself? Doesn't he also get fucked in the ass all the goddamn time? Suspicious that you had that on hand...

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