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The Denver Broncos
This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life
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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge
Last thread hit bump limit.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending Torment
Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:


>Internet Alias:

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.


Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.is/9LUTP)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.vn/tBsnA)

>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
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Horse and Horse related posting
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lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.
Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

http://archive.is/KtQXc" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
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Computer Building Thread
My computer runs as slow as a turtle with a heroin addiction and I'm looking to build one that can be decent for at least five years. Planned OS will be Linux-based and my budget is ~$1000. What sort of hardware should I get to maximize performance?
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Music Thread
What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
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Consoomer Hate Thread
I fucking hate these pieces of shit.
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It's time to draw, horsefucker.
Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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Fluffy Pony Abuse Thread
Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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So 4/pol/ is of course being raided and I hate the idea of sitting in a bunker and doing nothing. I have an idea on how to fight back though. Trannies and shitlibs are not known for their strong stomachs or ability to cope with the darker aspects of reality. So what I propose is that we make a thread full of chemo images to kill the cancer that is twitter/reddit. Tranny suicides, botched sex change operations, niggers getting goodified, islamic beheadings, post the worst you've got. I'll certainly be dumping what I have.
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There's something inside my frankenpussy that smells beneath the surface,
Consuming, my pussy
These "You will never be a woman" posts I fear are never ending
Controlling, the trolling
My dilated walls are closing in
(They can't do it for free I'm convinced, "I can't sneed posts" are too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

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Tragic Past Thread
Talking about sad/dumb things from your past seems to help. So if anyone has something they want to share, here it is.

I'll start:
When I was a kid, my mother wouldn't let me watch The Lion King because she thought it was a racist movie that intentionally depicted Africans as animals out of malice.
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As you might know, in the past /pol/ used /b/ as a weapon of mass autism by raiding games, sites and even 4chan itself.
How? by promising epic lulz and massive butthurt(salt).
These days /b/ is a loose canon, ready to fire.

I propose we use /b/ as a weapon ourselves.
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Drunk Thread
Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Arc System Works bullshit generator
This generator makes randomly-generated funny shit

https://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=wMu6qiG3" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=wMu6qiG3
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Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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Happy Cirno day!
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The Derpibooru Staff
Since TheSmilingPony AKA Teaspoon finds sharing info normal, please allow me to share a few of his personnel

Derpy Whooves is Ciaran Benson
https://www.facebook.com/Rev.Ciaran" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/Rev.Ciaran

Byte[] is Liam White
Not this Liam White
https://www.gitmemory.com/liamawhite" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.gitmemory.com/liamawhite

Princess Luna is Nebbie/Nebulon and visibly a FB user.

Because the staff does it and expose users private info outside Derpibooru, let's do the same.
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Yu-Gi-Oh card art
It's pretty weird guys

post more of it here, if you want
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Der Führer
Let's pray for his prompt resurrection.
His is needed more than ever.
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I can't be the only guy who's been around the "political discussion" part.
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Source pleas
https://streamable.com/3zwopz" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://streamable.com/3zwopz
Sorry for the trouble, I guess post videos you want the sources for too maybe
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Football? (also this gift is for you degens)
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Fags have AIDS fags eat poop
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Weird and Wacky Dreams
Post any especially strange, memorable, or vivid dreams you have here! Technically this could go on /vx/ but it's less about interpreting the paranormal in dreams and more about just showing off your unconscious creative outlet. Writing down your dreams is a good habit to develop and this is the best place to share.

I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
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Guys we're being raided
Post horsepussy!
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His name is Golden Wind
Say something nice about him
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Um... Go Gators?
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Rumplestiltskin Thread
In other words, turn something worthless into gold. I'll start.
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Board Growth
/sp/ is a great board and deserves more recognition. What are some things we can do to grow the board?
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Chaos Engine
Share things that you've discovered that might be able to be used offensively. I'll start.
>AUX earbuds conduct electricity extremely well, leaving a horrible cracking sound in the ears of the user in many cases. (Wouldn't do much more than static though unless you want to really fuck them up)
>Toothpaste (Colegate), coke and hydrogen peroxide make a massive fuck you mess. It's about 2 bottles of coke, 1.5 tubes, and 1/4 - 1/3 of a cup. Useful for ruining someone's day that fucked with you, especially since it can be done under doors in areas without cameras.
>Buy crickets online. Release under doors.
>Plastic wrap over a toilet seat. Lay carefully so your trap is not immediately revealed by creases.
>Restaurant ketchup packets under toilet seat.
>Adding table salt to an impure mixture of isopropyl alcohol will allow you to easily separate out the alcohol from the water. Useful for getting a more potent antiseptic, industrial cleaning, or any other fun uses you can come up with for something that burns and is cheap.
>Find a tranny's info. Bait 'her' into a 'relationship' for a few weeks. Once you've sold him, tell 'her' that it isn't working out. Repeat with other friends, or just use fake accounts and numbers to lead em' on. Wait for the inevitable.
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first contact
you see this liberal going out of a synagogue.
on a monday, it rains.
what do?
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"Yes Anon, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are canonical lesbians"
"Chancellor Neighsay absolutely represents Drumpf"
"We should have done a #TransRights episode"
"Applejack should be revised for modern audiences and represent less privileged people."

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I will take requests to draw using the very complicated and complex art program known as MS paint.

Give me ponies to draw.
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wa la
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Shit is Going Down on the Webring
Julay.world just got flooded with CP. They were down for awhile and then they nuked their /v/ board. Some major fuckery is going on with the administration of several of the alternative imageboards right now. Anyone know more?
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Tard Stories
Can we get a tard stories thread? I'll start with something that happened tonight at work.
>Working at grocery store
>Tranny comes into the store
>Not my order, but everyone sees it
>Tard bagger starts commenting to every customer on how weird it is
>Other new bagger joins in the discussion
>Fuck it, so will I
>Start talking about how to refer to trannies
"Yeah, well they generally don't look the part but if you don't conform to whatever they're saying they'll get angry at you, so call em' a chick."
>Customer at the time gets angry
>"You shouldn't say stuff like that if you don't want to get fired!!1"
>Lol the manager likes me too much to fire me and I'm one of the few faggots willing to come out during the epidemic, bite my ass
>Watch as she walks past the customer service counter and pussies out of saying anything
>Fistbump bagger bros
>Tard bagger says "well, if they wanna be a woman so much, god will make them a woman in the next life"
>kek internally and manage to resist the urge to talk about trans suicide rates
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Can't speak for anyone else, but I FEEL something every time I've watched this animation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACHVwA1D8fE" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACHVwA1D8fE
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A. Wyatt Mann
A Wyatt Mann thread. Post the best you've got.
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Post OC
Post OC you've done, I don't care how shitty it is or how obscure/unrelated the reference is. If you don't have any OC or haven't made any in a while, make OC and post it every time you see this thread.
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genius and political runaway
i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
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Embarrassing story thread
Have a memory that won't leave you alone? Keeps you up at night, viscerally cringing at yourself? Post it here!

I'll start us off.

>I'm a sophomore in high school,
>I'm a kinky fucker, so is my girlfriend
>We have a thing where we pretend to be siblings, she calls me big brother
>We text all cutesy-wootsey with stuff like "Hey baby sister..." and all that bullshit
>one day I send her a particularly dirty text
>I get a question mark back
>a question mark
>check the contact
>its not my girlfriend
>it was a girl i was doing an interview with for the school paper
>cringe inside myself so hard i grow a second anus in my bowels to clench
>have to explain to the girl that it was an accident

It's not too bad in the scheme of things but it keeps me up at night.
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Heather/VHS Tape Mystery Thread
Okay faggots, some of you in the filly thread probably know who I am. I barely ever go on /b/ (fucking interracial porn everywhere) but my curiosity was piqued yesterday for reasons inexplicable and I came to find this thread: https://archived.moe/b/thread/823962956/." rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archived.moe/b/thread/823962956/. People freaked out and we hit the bump limit, leading to a thread with little event: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823983784." rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823983784. I was skeptical at first of course, but some fag ended up going to the coordinates listed and picked up a VHS tape: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823984184/." rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823984184/. People freaked out and then there was a second thread there, you probably have enough information to follow the thread train through moe by now though. There's currently a thread up, and there's discussion about the paintings going back as far as 2017. The current consensus is that if this is a larp or an arg it's a very ambitious one, and is at least interesting enough to warrant attention. I don't want to spoil too much for you. Current thread: https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/824052529" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/824052529
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I had a meme idea
I had this meme idea where it's "Coomer VS Chad"
except it's "Nyoomer Pegasus vs Earth Pony Chad"
and it says "All the Pegasus does is fly around every day but the Earth Pony is good and farms"
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Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Revelation 3D
Since the last thread reached bump limit, I figured it would be a good time to update the OP with some useful information.
Previous thread:


>Internet Alias:

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.


Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Likely to be a furfag
>Possible pedophile (?)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook

>Derpibooru profile:
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(http://archive.md/HUEK0)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.md/HUEK0)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>And of course, his facebook: :^)
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(http://archive.ph/YBeV6)" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://archive.ph/YBeV6)

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Comfy Music Thread
Lets have a comfy music thread

Yann Tiersen - Summer 78
https://youtu.be/_potPkTOjIk" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/_potPkTOjIk

Midside - Le Grand Jacques
https://youtu.be/_HqV-ZSohJU" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/_HqV-ZSohJU
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I like sugar and I like tea.
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Milk thread, what is best milk?
1% is best milk.
Obviously choccy is better, but milk without added shit.
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wch 2hu wud u fuq?
Wch 2hu wud u fuq?
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Fumo Thread
Post some fumos.
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A lesbo thinks I'm Chris chan
What do /sp/?
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Found Something Fun to Raid
While I was working, I noticed that my state's lottery has a nomination and voting system for school heroes or some shit. Whoever wins gets $10000, and it can be any worker at any school in North Carolina as long as they're over the age of 18.
The kicker
The voting system isn't very restrictive. You can vote once per day per IP, so we could easily all fire up TOR and a few vpns and with a few hours of fuckery could probably skyrocket some random asshole to winning levels.
Who do we vote for?
That's up for you to decide! I suggest Ctrl+Fing for funny names here: https://www.ncschoolheroes.com/contests/entries," rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ncschoolheroes.com/contests/entries, but you can also nominate somebody yourself if they're a real state employee.
How long do we have?
Until March 15th, at which point the winrar will be announced.
Why should I care?
It has the potential to be kinda funny. No other reason in particular.
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I wish MLP Pony Life didn't suck
Imagine if Pony Life was drawn and animated like the Sonic Mania intro. All cool and hand drawn.
Except they're ponies not sonic characters.
Big improvement right?
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Ben 10
Have you ever seen it? It seems pretty good for a kid's cartoon.
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Thomas Dall - The Short Movie

>God Said No To Thomas - A Kittystyle Story - (Ponygorilla Christmas Special)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsCcZUlQG0" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsCcZUlQG0 [Embed]

someone made a 35 minute long mini documentary about Thomas Dall
i have not seen it yet nor do i know the creator
i will give it a watch, lets see whats in there

creator is rumored to be a pariah from bitwave.tv by the name of February, widely disliked by the local community (including the whiteknighting Dall)
so there may or may not be bullshit in there. The video got mixed reviews from the detractor community.
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The Cum Dumpster
This thread is dedicated to and intended for to be a repository for the shit that occasionally gets posted on the site with nefarious intention.
Shills, bots, spammers, and what-have-you will post their shit here hoping to generate traction for whatever business or group they represent. I would hate for their efforts to go in vain so I'm opting to start this thread so that their e-mails, websites, douche-cords, and other areas can be made record of so that in the event that the infamous hacker known as 4chan might feel like doing some dirty he will have a ready and available list of potential targets to have his way with.
>Cum Dumpster
No, this is not another Samantha Masters thread
For the inaugural post, I'll offer an e-mail account posted moments ago by someone's bot.

[email protected] - Guy seeking to help promote the site and looking for rubes clients.
It would be a shame if something untoward were to happen to it.
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wtf I want one

https://youtu.be/rvQ9DjJNal0" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/rvQ9DjJNal0
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Comfy Thread
>be /comfy/

https://youtu.be/a7bLnUT1BkQ" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/a7bLnUT1BkQ
https://youtu.be/_potPkTOjIk" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/_potPkTOjIk
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Nigger Ramen Divining Rod
Today, my /sp/erg friends, I shall begin a study. As a humble supermarket cashier, I aim to figure out which flavor of ramen the negros prefer over all others. This will be done by adding a tally mark for every nigger order that contains at least one. If the packet amounts are the same, no tallys will be added. If one flavor is more prevalent in one order, it will be the only one recorded. You are welcome to participate in the study with me, suggest ways I could improve my system (currently possibly a bit rudimentary due to the time constraints I may face). I begin work Wednesday, findings will be reported that night.
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Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel/ Longform Streamer

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Styxhexenhammer had a retarded lefty brother who streamed his life away eating grease burgers in a dirty apartment?
Well, wonder no more.

I Present you KingCobra JFS, a toxic e-begger cow with assburgers who copes with his unwarranted self-importance by pretending to be a womanizing literaly demon wizard on the internet. Imagine someone with a DSP business Model, a light Chris Chan Mindset and the stubborn idiocy of Kittystyle while rocking a hot topic grimy goth look.

Josh has been streaming en masse since at least 2013. Much of his content has been archived and highlighted. He was until i discovered him via Danknet one of the most obscure cows with a long term dedicated Detractor community i have seen in years. He was documented for lolcow purposes since at least 2016, with him gaining enough infamy since summer 2018 to be more widely recognized.

Ever since his covered in 2019, Cobra is getting more notorious by the month. If you were looking to get into a new cow or a toxic streamer to detract from, this hairy chameleon provides you with a wealth of unintentional comedy and some of the best Highlight clip channels i have witnessed ever since i got into cow herding. He produces milk practically daily and is easy to find on youtube and facebook, with an engaged and active troll community to boot. Also, dont look into his left eye. It sees the darkness...

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>tfw had to leave everything poni behind except this and a Vinyl graffiti shirt
>tfw saw all my IDW comics sold at my garage sale
>tfw growing up
I-I don't know if I can adult, guys
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In Soviet Russia, corndog eat you.
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Post shitty normie memes that should never be taken seriously
I'll start
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Barb Chandler dead?
Barbara Chandler, the senile and zombofind biological mother of Christian Weston Chandler, Pope of Autism and Prime Lolcow, is rumored to have died on August 18th 2019, allegedly from a heart attack. Pic related is the alleged death certificate of greene county.

Source - HORSE news discord server via GaryD12

This event is unconfirmed by third parties and was denied by Cwc via a sock account on Twitter.

No proof of life was supplied. A Cwc detractor server suspects Chris is lying. One reason being the announced post death Kiwifarms house raid.

Will post more later if this turns out to be real.
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Go ahead and call me a fag, but I'm curious as to what the song in this video is.
https://youtu.be/QZaO3La8feY" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/QZaO3La8feY
Anybody know?
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Raid Thread
Let's have some laughs. What are some good targets for raids?
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/sp/ needs more filly
Nuff' said.
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Lolcow Indictment - Sébastien Lévesque - Pony Artcow.
Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias

>Power Word:
Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

Most other important information about him is, as of yet, Unknown.

As of yet, his main facet seems to be posting poorly-drawn MSpaint-esque runes involving his various OCs and other peoples' ocs. Though his art is admittedly slightly better than the average deviantard using a circle tool for everything, he is still by no means a fine artist. The focal points of most of his art seem to be asses and engorged stomachs (unknown if he is a vorefag or just a fatfag as of yet.) Regarded by many to be the second coming of Chris-chan artistically, a less violent and more nonchalant approach should probably be taken. Encourage him to make more hilarious degenerate shit, competant drawfags could offer to do art trades with him.

His derpibooru profile: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
His artist tag:

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist

Oh yeah, and a facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
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How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
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Totally random thread
This thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.

Hey I really like that crossover too, here is a fanfiction I wrote about it:

Once upon a time, Ben 10 decided to team up with Danny Phantom, so he called him up one day and he was all like "I fucking hate niggers" and Danny Phantom was like "I also hate niggers we should team up" and so they did. Only I have no idea who Danny Phantom is because I'm not autistic enough to know that and I don't really care and I can't be fucked to google it right now so I'm going to imagine him as a giant emperor penguin with fucking razor sharp teeth and rocket boots because that would be fucking rad.

So anyway Danny Phantom the Penguin shows up at Ben 10's house one day and Ben 10 opens the doors and immediately gets kicked in the nuts so hard he temporarily becomes Ben 5. And he's rolling around on the ground clutching his balls and screaming about how he hates niggers and Danny Phantom Penguin kicks him in the balls again. And then Ben 10's sister whose name I don't know because I've never actually seen an episode of Ben 10 comes in, and she's all like "what the fuck fag" and kicks him in the balls because it's funny to do that.

Now Ben 10 is like Ben 2.5 and he is screaming about niggers in a really high pitched voice because he got kicked in the nuts. Meanwhile his sister and the penguin are laughing their asses off. Then the penguin tells Ben 10's sister to suck his dick and she does because according to what I've seen on the internet she is kind of a whore. And then the penguin tells Ben 2.5 to suck his dick and he does because he's a fag, only after he's finished he wipes the cum off his chin and says "no homo" so that made it totally not gay. And then he reminded the penguin that he had forgotten to say "no homo" so that meant that he was actually gay, but the penguin says no it's only gay if you suck a dick not if you get your dick sucked. And Ben 10's whore sister was all like "yeah Ben 2.5 didn't you know that?"

And Ben 10 is all like "My name isn't Ben 2.5 it's Ben 10 you stupid cunt whore" and she laughed and said "no fag your name is Ben 2.5 because that's what you have tramp stamped on your back" and Ben turned around and saw that it was true, his tramp stamp tattoo actually said "ben 2.5" and not "ben 10". "I don't remember getting that tramp stamp tattoo and anyway they wrote the wrong name so I am going to go to the tattoo place and get it changed" and his sister said "I really don't give a shit what you do retard" and the penguin said "Yeah fag now go away I am going to bang your sister for a while."

And Ben 2.5 went to the tattoo place and threw open the door and said "Holy fuck I hate niggers!" and there were a bunch of niggers in there as it turned out. And they all said "gib reparations welfare ooga booga honkey" which is nigger speak for "please direct me to the railway station" so Ben 2.5 told them where the railway station was. After that they stabbed him and took all of his money lol.

And then he went to the tattoo man and said "Hey faggot this tattoo you gave me has the wrong name it is supposed to say Ben 10 not Ben 2.5" and the tattoo man said "don't call me a faggot, faggot. you are the one with a tramp stamp tattoo that has the wrong name on it." and Ben 2.5 could not argue with that logic because it was flawless.

And then Ben 2.5 said "Change the tattoo back to the right name so I can be called Ben 10 again" and the tattoo man said "sure faggot just pay me 2000 dollars" and Ben said "I don't have that much money because the niggers stole it." And the tattoo man laughed and said "yes that is pretty much what niggers do, but for now you are Ben 2.5 because I don't do this shit for free" and Ben 2.5 asked "what can you do for free" and the tattoo man said he could change the tattoo so it said ben15 :DDDDDDD but Ben 2.5 was too much of a newfag to get that joke.

So Ben 2.5 went out and made $2000 the only way he knew how: by sucking 2000 dicks for $1 apiece. and then a pony came up and said "wow you sure do love sucking dick, I have never seen anypony suck that many dicks before, at least not since I looked in the mirror while I was sucking 2000 dicks." And sure enough the pony that had walked up to Ben 2.5 was none other than Silver "holy shit I have an entire box of crackers up my ass how did those even get in there lol" Star.

And Silver "seriously there is like a jumbo box of fucking wheat thins up there what the actual fuck I don't even like wheat thins" Star bet Ben 2.5 that he couldn't suck 2000 more dicks and Ben 2.5 was like "you're on you faggot horse" and then they went off and sucked dicks until both of them died of asphyxiation. Meanwhile the Danny whatever Penguin stayed home with Ben 2.5's sister and they hung out and smoked weed and played xbox and shit. And then eventually they were like "I wonder where Ben 2.5" went and then they realized they didn't care, so they turned on the TV instead of going to look for him. And they saw on the news that Ben 2.5 and Silver "never mind they aren't wheat thins they are ritz crackers and I actually like those and now that I think about it I did put a box of them up my ass" Star had died while sucking 2000 dicks each.

And Penguin whatever Danny boy laughed and Ben 2.5's sister laughed and they went to go to the morgue to identify the body and they said "yep it's him" and the mortician asked "what would you like on the tombstone" and they both said "cheese and pepperoni" and laughed, but the mortician didn't get the joke so they explained it but he still didn't get it. and then they were just like "ok put whatever on it we don't care" so he did, and he gave them the tombstone and the body and told them to go bury it in the cemetery somewhere.

So they took the body down to the cemetery and they buried it and now to this very day you can go there, and see the tombstone that says "Here lies Ben 2.5, he was a massive cum gargling faggot who died while sucking 2000 dicks." The end.

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>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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Broncos come out on field to MLP theme song
John Elway has truly blessed us this day. For he knows that ponies and football are always meant to be together!
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FlufflePuff's Final Video
https://youtu.be/GJ19PkTgWTw" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/GJ19PkTgWTw
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Happy Killdozer Day!
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
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Together, we make Football.
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Thomas Dall confirmed RETURN +++ attends stream, has meltdown over shops, rages for 12 hours in chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS7UlXonoJE" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS7UlXonoJE

i have been informed he spent approximately 12 hour in bitwave chat to """troll""" the site owner and attending audience since yesterday evening, up until the wee hours of this morning. Somehow he changed his troll ID later in the night. can not tell which one it is but it should not be hard to spot him once he appears.

Thomas Dall attended a stream as a guest on bitwave TV last night, namely Murderer.
predictably had a screaming meltdown on air and rage quit it subsequently right after.

Dall confirmed a 90 day Ban on youtube by Jörg Sprawe aka The slingshot channel. meaning he wont be able to stream on youtube before late august 2019, the DLIVE Ban was also re-affirmed.

his stream in may was taken down because of the provoked copyright strikes. he was hoping youtube would give him doxxes of the people who flagged him and complained about youtube masking the flaggers with Jörger Sprawe.

He has to appear in court because of the Bar Incident
was fined by a former Landlord ca. 5000 Dollars after he trashed the apartment where his neighbor invaded him.
admitted he destroyed the placed shortly after on purposed and refused to pay rent, smashed the drywalls in with a vaccum cleaner in
confessed he did it because somehow he thinks his landlord was responsible for his neighbors home invasion
said he committed to collusion with Samy and Slick over DLIVE, aka the mad cow who whored her niece out to Dispatch
Mandalorian later came on to talk about DLIVE

later Had yet another meltdown later over photos of Jan Dall and thinks he can tell people on the internet what not to do,
insists the trolls committed crimes even under US law and threatened another international lolsuit. He also still thinks his thread is defamation, which was largely disproven.

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white girls dumping non-white boys to be with white boys
I need more scenes like this. Anyone know of any?
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Incoming Mr. Metokur Drama
Dont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.

https://youtu.be/qA25_-c_VnQ" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/qA25_-c_VnQ

Some dude named Jonathan Ross held a hangout on Discord with a fat bitch and some pedo mudslime. Also something about a guy watching videos of naked kids in bathtubs being cute.

Jim invaded the hangout uninvited and turned it into something else. Apparently videos about this have been taken down, but are getting mirrored and made into highlight reels as we speak.
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yer mum
Baseball is better than football. Football is for plebs. Pic Unrelated
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I was walking through a random mall and stumbled upon a mural of a unicorn that wouldn't be amiss on DB. Why are the Chinese so weird?
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OC Thread
What does everypony think of this awesome OC I made?

Her name is Starpunch Twinkle, and she hails from the far-off jungles of Southern Equestria, where the cool island breeze sways the coconut trees and the rhythms of the steel drums lull the ponies to sleep at night. She used to be not particularly good at friendship, but then magical things happened to her, and now she's gotten better. Still, she has a lot to learn. She hopes one day to become a famous tree surgeon, but sometimes gets overenthusiastic when she prunes tree branches and prunes too much. It's a habit that has been the source of many a wacky mishap.

Her cutie mark is a blue radioactive ninja star, which signified how she used to be a pretty good ninja but then decided to give that up in order to get better at friendship.
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Trolling /jp/
So I decided to do a bit of recon and lurked /jp/ for a week.
Friends, I have studied the enemy and I have found their weaknesses. The /jp/ loves their 2hus, but they have an infestation of brap posters, footfags, and diaper posters. What I propose we do is go into every touhou thread and post about how we want to smell their farts/diapers/feet. Learn a bit about the touhou you are posting about before posting. For example if she is a vampire post about her 500 year old unwashed feet. If she is poor post about her smelly unwashed panties. Remember rules 1 and 2 and have fun trolling.
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NPCs assblasted by poster prank
https://youtu.be/CMHQJ1Er8xA" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/CMHQJ1Er8xA
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Lolcow Indictment - Drachenlord - Rage Cow
>Dragon Lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i1yzcEUWjM" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i1yzcEUWjM
14 Minute Quick Rundown video from Count Dankula

Rainer Winkler, better known under his Internet Alia "Drachenlord", is a Youtuber with ~75.000 subscribers and currently considered one of the most famous - if not - the biggest singular lolcow entity currently residing in Germany. He is infamous for his IRL rage fuels rants, intense physical interaction with his detractors and - by now - infamy on a national level. If you ever wanted to hear a large fat german man screaming his lungs out until hes bordering a stroke, this is the cow for you. If you have ever seen the semi-famous Angry German Kid meme from the late 2008, you will know what this is about. Also reminds me of Tourettes Guy.

Before i deeper get into this i want to preface this with saying, I have never seen a video of this guy before or even really heard of him. I faintly remember his name being mentioned some years ago in context with E-celebs, but never really looked into it. Therefore i must stress that i do not possess any deep knowledge about this specimen, all the material presented here has been accumulated in roughly ~3 hours.

I'd also like to mention that some people consider this man to be the German Chris Chan. I cant really say how true this is, but at least to me this seems to be overly simplified. Herr Winkler offers some genuine entertainment values you dont really get from other lolcows.I did not really know what people hate on the guy (except maybe that hes a fat selfimportant NEET), but then i saw those IRL visit videos and it became abundantly clear to me why this guy is so famous.


To fully enjoy this content i recommend usage of Google translate or other Translation Add ons.

>Drachenlords Kiwifarms thread - 10 Pages long (english)
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/rainer-drachenlord-winkler.20859/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://kiwifarms.is/threads/rainer-drachenlord-winkler.20859/

>Drachenlords Youtube channel (german)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm3_j4RLEzgMovQTRPx47MQ" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm3_j4RLEzgMovQTRPx47MQ

>Rainers Entry in a detractor wiki (english)
http://hitlerparody.wikia.com/wiki/Drachenlord" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://hitlerparody.wikia.com/wiki/Drachenlord

There is NO ED article about him as far as i know. there also seemed to be a somewhat big thread about him on /cow/, which 404ed by now. Should i find an archive link i will repost it here.

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now you tell me. whats wrong with this picture?

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(zecora porn thread)
High as shit. post some zigger porn for me to masturbate to.

Zecora is best pony.
Zecora is best pony.
Zecora is best pony.
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This is a amazong thread! Post things that amaze you! Things that make your jaw drop and boggle your mind! No matter what it is, be it science or extraordinary archievments by individuals or groups, be it animals or technology!

Post amazing stuff!

I'll start!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCw5JXD18y4" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCw5JXD18y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsytnJ_pSf8" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsytnJ_pSf8
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Autism isn't real it's just an excuse to be an asshole. Change my mind.
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Kekistan Political parties
These 4 flags represent the four main political parties of kekistan. here I will present information regarding each, and You will be asked which political party you would personally identify as. no irony allowed

The first flag is the Tyronian party. Headed by Big Man Tyrone, this party believes in a dictatorship of kekistan, headed by Big Man tyrone. they also believe in a Strong military, and Military activism. They also believe in a completely free market, no restrictions whatsoever, while in the mean time, blocking most imports from entering.

The Second Flag is that of the Holidarian Party of Kekistan. The Holidarians Believe in Racial equality because they believe there is no race except the human race. They believe in a moderately checked free market, much like the United States. they also believe in peace talks, and diplomacy rather than war. They finally believe in a Republic system of government in a presidential democracy.

The third flag is that of the Sargonis. They believe in a Religious government, much like a theocracy, headed by the Sargon of Akkad. they believe in legal drugs, and in a moderately sized military standing.they believe that all kekistanis must refer the the Sargon of Akkad for awnsers rather than free will, also believing in a socialist government.

the fourth flag is that of the Nash-Jonesians. the Nash-Jonesians belive in a monarchy style of government, mainly as a figure head, by Luke Nash-Jones. they also belive in a parliamentary democracy, as well as any religion other than Christianity, as they see it as the true religion of Kekistan. they want to create another crusade against isreal and other countries, and have formed diplomatic ties with Russia, Sudan, and Egypt. They are also the first Kekistani party to claim land for Kekistan, claiming the province of Bir Tawil as Kekistani territory. The Nash-Jonesians believe in green energy, and are against oil and other dirty energy resources. they believe in a moderate market, like the United States.
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lolcow Drama - Digibro
Conrad Aaron Collins, better known under his Online alias Digibro(ny) is a 23 year old
Aspergic Manchild from Virginia Beach, USA. He is most famous for his Anime Youtube Channel with 300k+ subscribers and his excessively long redundant reviews of animated media mostly targeted at underage demographics. He has the fashion sense of a hobo version of John Lennon and is worshipped by an obnoxious fanbase of weaboos who treat him as some sort of Otaku Guru.

Conrad achievements in his young life are RICH and include (but are not limited to):
>living with his parents exercising this professional Cartoon Critic-hood as a """Job""" since before late 2012 despite having a college degree
>being a lowkey SJW
>Borderline Pedophile who wishes he was an underage girl
>Suspected Jew
>having over 2 dozens user accounts on several sites
>repeated Suicide Baiter over virtual property
>Former My Little Pony Cartoon Analyst (more on that and his breakup with the Brony community later
>SelfEnlightened Pseudointellectual Farthuffer
>opportunistic Art Thief
>Ironic Novel
>oversensitive Drama Starter & Perpetuater

Main Links

ED Article
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Digibrony" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Digibrony

Kiwi Thread
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/conrad-aaron-collins-digibrony-digibro-the-procrastinators-podcast.35301/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://kiwifarms.is/threads/conrad-aaron-collins-digibrony-digibro-the-procrastinators-podcast.35301/

Digibros Main Youtube Channel (note the URL)
https://www.youtube.com/user/DigibronyMLP/about" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/user/DigibronyMLP/about

Samples of Conrads Works over the years

The Asterisk War Sucks - 13 Part playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZcI0Nk0c4A&list=PLw6UBKuaMyFBDjAE414AeRrmncbD6Trvc" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZcI0Nk0c4A&list=PLw6UBKuaMyFBDjAE414AeRrmncbD6Trvc

Sword Art Online - Your Anime Sucks - 6 Part Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhebk70xRo&list=PLclA4CD740HQo_iOkLXFtBYS81cb6cngM" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhebk70xRo&list=PLclA4CD740HQo_iOkLXFtBYS81cb6cngM