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The Denver Broncos
This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life
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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V4.0: Broncos' Comeback
Last thread hit bump limit.
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Horse and Horse related posting
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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: My Little Pedo: Self-incrimination is Magic
Last thread hit the bump limit, so it’s time for a new one. In other news, Seb, being the ultra turbo-retard that he is, thought it wise to publicly out himself as a pedo on two separate occasions. Place your bets on how long it’ll be before the Canadian authorities investigate him for CP or some other related crime.
Previous thread:
>>16973

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony, Mr. S.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
21.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and much like other talentless artcows, he has to resort to abusing bases and tracing other people’s art to make his Chris-Chan-tier “drawings”. He responds belligerently to anything his tism-addled French-Canadian pea-brain perceives as critical of him or his art, regardless of its intent, yet can’t comprehend why he’s so widely hated. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Anthro art
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Being endlessly indecisive about his love/hatred of Derpibooru
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Diapers/ABDL(?)
>Fat fetishism and weight gain
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Hating the homeless
>Idolizing Chris-Chan
>Incest
>Pedophilia (outed himself as a pedo on both Twitter and Facebook; see attached images)
>Pregnancy fetishes (including MPreg)
>R63 versions of his own character
>Scat
>Shittily and unconvincingly LARPing as an Anon to get pity points from the subzero-IQ retards that are his friends
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Vore

Active Profiles:

>ArtStation profile:
https://www.artstation.com/mrsgroupart2009
(https://archive.ph/19309)

>Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35
(https://archive.ph/sxkmQ)

>FurAffinity profile:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009/
(https://archive.ph/Qn3Pa)

>Furbooru profile:
https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist
(https://archive.ph/rNoqv)

>Inkbunny profile:
https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
(https://archive.ph/RqIPR)

>Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009/?hl=fr
(https://archive.vn/Dt40L)
(Couldn’t get his IG to archive as-is; maybe someone else will have better luck?)

>And of course, his Twitter: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://twitter.com/MArts2009
(https://archive.ph/eD2pT)
(https://archive.ph/iFg5r)

Abandoned/Deactivated/Banned Accounts:

>DeviantArt:
https://archive.fo/rLxDe
https://archive.vn/2uf5y
https://archive.fo/kwelH
https://archive.vn/tBsnA

>His old Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
https://archive.fo/t4qIF
http://archive.ph/YBeV6

>His old “SebTheArtistAutism” FA page:
https://archive.is/gaGwO
https://archive.vn/y03ru

>Newgrounds:
https://mrsgroupart2009.newgrounds.com/
(https://archive.vn/OBOGc)
(https://archive.vn/50cj2)

>Original Derpibooru:
https://archive.is/9LUTP
http://archive.ph/hYBhi

>Original Twitter:
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
http://archive.ph/0QfPC

>Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/MrStheArtist/
(https://archive.ph/Q5FCD)

>Second Derpibooru (lasted a whole two days before Seb shut it down):
https://archive.ph/HlLDT

>Third Derpibooru page (like his last account, this one lasted only two or three days before Seb nuked it from orbit out of sheer tard rage):
https://archive.ph/vwYcG
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Music Thread
What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
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lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.
Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge
Last thread hit bump limit.
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Chris Chan Arrested

Chris Chan was arrested today.
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Spider man thread
Since this is pretty much pony /b/, so in honor of the old Chan culture the board is incomplete without a spider man thread.
Anything spider man related is welcomed, whether it be the 1960's version, comics or whatever else.
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The color pink
Is it really just a feminine color like we are taught as children, or is it a supremist dog whistle?
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IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE ON PAGE 1 WHILE SCROLLING

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE INDESTRUCTIBLE PIG ROACH OF 11 YEAR LEAGACY.

SHITTY DICKS AND GOUT WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST "I prefer a Penne." IN THIS THREAD.
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Fluffy Pony Abuse Thread
Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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Lolcow indictment - Isabella Janke


Name:Isabella Loretta Janke
Aliases:10 anonymous, nobodysbusiness77897
Age:19
Ethnicity:possibly Jewish/claims to have German ancestors
Gender:Female
Eye color:Brown/dark green
Sexual orientation:Dyke
Nationality:American
Occupation:college student
Ideology:women don’t have ideologies
Religion:atheist
Waifu:Chris Chan
Residence:Lubbock Texas
Pets: she killed both her Dog(through neglect) and boiled her hamster alive. I do not know if she has any pets now

Known relatives:Her fathers in the military and is Ex cia. Her mother is in the secret service

Afflictions:
-Psychopathy

Isabella Got Chris to rape his mother and was going to blackmail him into live streaming his suicide.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: The Sperg-out Continues
In light of the happenings that have taken place over the past few months, and due to the fact that the last thread has exceeded the bump limit for some time now, I've opted to post an updated version with much more relevant information.
Previous thread:
>>15547 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb, Seb the Pony.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
21.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonald's. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is a fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty-one years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. Following multiple bans from DeviantArt, Seb has, as of now, relocated to FurAffinity, where he is currently headquartered. However, given his repeated offenses on the site and penchant for pissing off everyone around him, his time there is likely wearing thin. Expect him to migrate again soon. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Diapers/ABDL(?)
>Scat(?)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Furfaggotry and being a furfag
>Vore
>Fat fetishism and being a fatass in general
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-Chan
>Pedophilia (has openly admitted to masturbating to foalcon)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Hating the homeless

>FurAffinity profiles:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrsgrouparts2009/
(https://archive.vn/LJHpl)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sebtheartistautism/
(https://archive.is/gaGwO)
(https://archive.vn/y03ru)

>Inkbunny profile:
https://inkbunny.net/MrSGroupArts
(https://archive.vn/RIHSf)

>Newgrounds:
https://mrsgroupart2009.newgrounds.com/
(https://archive.vn/OBOGc)
(https://archive.vn/50cj2)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Still can’t archive the site for some reason. Too much concentrated autism, I guess.)

>Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mrsgroupart2009/?hl=fr
(https://archive.vn/Dt40L)

>ArtStation profile:
https://www.artstation.com/mrsgroupart2009
(https://archive.vn/CQRoX)

>Furbooru profile:
https://furbooru.org/profiles/MrStheArtist?fbclid=IwAR2ugC9TROuI6cUN-8jAbgfTsDMopQ8bglzgVV4BWNTB9a5_g8cZ9_dMx-k
(https://archive.vn/SDgmZ)

>And of course, his Facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/seb.levesque.35
(Haven't been able to get archive.today to save his current FB account.)

I've chosen to remove the links to his old accounts as they no longer work (save for his old FB account), but kept the archives of them for documentation's sake. Here they are for those who are interested:

>Twitter:
http://archive.ph/0QfPC

>DeviantArt:
https://archive.fo/rLxDe
https://archive.vn/2uf5y
https://archive.fo/kwelH
https://archive.vn/tBsnA

>Derpibooru:
https://archive.is/9LUTP
http://archive.ph/hYBhi

>His old Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
https://archive.fo/t4qIF
http://archive.ph/YBeV6
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Drunk Thread
Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Kevin Pomroy
Need another cow? Here you go, not only this fatass is unable to get laid, but instead he's focusing on engaging in ERP on Facebook chats with 13yos.

Reporting his shit being pointless (FB mods might consider private chat private)

Asked him to cease as soon I found out what he was into, I gave up this retard a couple of years ago. Hoped he'd stop. Instead he sort of identifies and behaves like a 15 year old, it's getting fucking creepy.

Recently I found out he's still baiting teenagers since another mong made a video about him.

So have a gallery.

Kevin Pomroy
DOB Aug 14 1993
lives in Haverhill, MA, (978) 912-1115

Father : David Pomroy
Mother : Diana Shufelt
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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The Derpibooru Staff
Since TheSmilingPony AKA Teaspoon finds sharing info normal, please allow me to share a few of his personnel

Derpy Whooves is Ciaran Benson
https://www.facebook.com/Rev.Ciaran

Byte[] is Liam White
Not this Liam White
https://www.gitmemory.com/liamawhite

Princess Luna is Nebbie/Nebulon and visibly a FB user.

Because the staff does it and expose users private info outside Derpibooru, let's do the same.
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whats there to enjoy on the internet outside of this place?
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It's time to draw, horsefucker.
Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
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Vinesauce Controversy
Lately, an e-celeb known as "Vinny Vinesauce" has been the target of sexual misconduct accusations by one "GeePM" (a former member of the Vinesauce team) but the result of this did not lead to the community turning on him. Rather, scrutiny on GeePM has uncovered that one of his Discord moderators had been having young teens indulge his fetishes for several years with GeePM turning a blind eye to it. These revelations have led to GeePM nuking his Twitter and blocking 9300 people. He's a faggot (absolutely no surprise there) and I wouldn't surprise if he was a Jew as well.
>The reason he was removed from Vinesauce in the first place: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10a0EFHammcN3-yIZoQSN9bYCPTlraDpi4FT9PisbMS4/edit
>GeePM making excuses for himself: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DKIDOy82gZHM86HnT4pkhMiu85VlVIATOvryYt4HCEU/edit
>A victim's account of Discord grooming: https://twitter.com/frostieflakez/status/1378502126612082689?s=20
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Gentlemen,
Derpibooru's new mascot.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2522044
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Weird and Wacky Dreams
Post any especially strange, memorable, or vivid dreams you have here! Technically this could go on /vx/ but it's less about interpreting the paranormal in dreams and more about just showing off your unconscious creative outlet. Writing down your dreams is a good habit to develop and this is the best place to share.

I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
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Feels great...
...knowing that this young huwhite king will be stomping the everloving shit out of the Broncos, Colts and everyone else for the next 15 years.

Do a pony plié before your master
NOW
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Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel/ Longform Streamer

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Styxhexenhammer had a retarded lefty brother who streamed his life away eating grease burgers in a dirty apartment?
Well, wonder no more.

I Present you KingCobra JFS, a toxic e-begger cow with assburgers who copes with his unwarranted self-importance by pretending to be a womanizing literaly demon wizard on the internet. Imagine someone with a DSP business Model, a light Chris Chan Mindset and the stubborn idiocy of Kittystyle while rocking a hot topic grimy goth look.

Josh has been streaming en masse since at least 2013. Much of his content has been archived and highlighted. He was until i discovered him via Danknet one of the most obscure cows with a long term dedicated Detractor community i have seen in years. He was documented for lolcow purposes since at least 2016, with him gaining enough infamy since summer 2018 to be more widely recognized.

Ever since his covered in 2019, Cobra is getting more notorious by the month. If you were looking to get into a new cow or a toxic streamer to detract from, this hairy chameleon provides you with a wealth of unintentional comedy and some of the best Highlight clip channels i have witnessed ever since i got into cow herding. He produces milk practically daily and is easy to find on youtube and facebook, with an engaged and active troll community to boot. Also, dont look into his left eye. It sees the darkness...


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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending Torment
Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:
>>14435

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
20.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)

>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
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After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
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A. Wyatt Mann
A Wyatt Mann thread. Post the best you've got.
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Thank you for keeping the culture of posting pony ass after the scruffening, /mlpol/.
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GR15 on 4chins
I got banned for posting picrel on 4chins. How justified is that ban? Why do they fear ponies so much? I don't know anything that gets this treated this badly.
Feeling sad now.
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Computer Building Thread
My computer runs as slow as a turtle with a heroin addiction and I'm looking to build one that can be decent for at least five years. Planned OS will be Linux-based and my budget is ~$1000. What sort of hardware should I get to maximize performance?
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Consoomer Hate Thread
I fucking hate these pieces of shit.
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Chemo
So 4/pol/ is of course being raided and I hate the idea of sitting in a bunker and doing nothing. I have an idea on how to fight back though. Trannies and shitlibs are not known for their strong stomachs or ability to cope with the darker aspects of reality. So what I propose is that we make a thread full of chemo images to kill the cancer that is twitter/reddit. Tranny suicides, botched sex change operations, niggers getting goodified, islamic beheadings, post the worst you've got. I'll certainly be dumping what I have.
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There's something inside my frankenpussy that smells beneath the surface,
Consuming, my pussy
These "You will never be a woman" posts I fear are never ending
Controlling, the trolling
My dilated walls are closing in
(They can't do it for free I'm convinced, "I can't sneed posts" are too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THIS WOUND, IT WILL NOT HEAL
SNEED IS HOW I FALL
MY GENDER IS NOT REAL
OH OOOOOOO
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Tragic Past Thread
Talking about sad/dumb things from your past seems to help. So if anyone has something they want to share, here it is.

I'll start:
When I was a kid, my mother wouldn't let me watch The Lion King because she thought it was a racist movie that intentionally depicted Africans as animals out of malice.
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Traction
As you might know, in the past /pol/ used /b/ as a weapon of mass autism by raiding games, sites and even 4chan itself.
How? by promising epic lulz and massive butthurt(salt).
These days /b/ is a loose canon, ready to fire.

I propose we use /b/ as a weapon ourselves.
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Arc System Works bullshit generator
This generator makes randomly-generated funny shit

https://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=wMu6qiG3
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Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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9/9
Happy Cirno day!
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Yu-Gi-Oh card art
It's pretty weird guys

post more of it here, if you want
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Der Führer
Let's pray for his prompt resurrection.
His is needed more than ever.
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Derpibooru
I can't be the only guy who's been around the "political discussion" part.
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Source pleas
https://streamable.com/3zwopz
Sorry for the trouble, I guess post videos you want the sources for too maybe
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Football?
Football? (also this gift is for you degens)
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Fags have AIDS fags eat poop
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Guys we're being raided
Post horsepussy!
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His name is Golden Wind
Say something nice about him
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Um... Go Gators?
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Rumplestiltskin Thread
In other words, turn something worthless into gold. I'll start.
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Board Growth
/sp/ is a great board and deserves more recognition. What are some things we can do to grow the board?
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Chaos Engine
Share things that you've discovered that might be able to be used offensively. I'll start.
>AUX earbuds conduct electricity extremely well, leaving a horrible cracking sound in the ears of the user in many cases. (Wouldn't do much more than static though unless you want to really fuck them up)
>Toothpaste (Colegate), coke and hydrogen peroxide make a massive fuck you mess. It's about 2 bottles of coke, 1.5 tubes, and 1/4 - 1/3 of a cup. Useful for ruining someone's day that fucked with you, especially since it can be done under doors in areas without cameras.
>Buy crickets online. Release under doors.
>Plastic wrap over a toilet seat. Lay carefully so your trap is not immediately revealed by creases.
>Restaurant ketchup packets under toilet seat.
>Adding table salt to an impure mixture of isopropyl alcohol will allow you to easily separate out the alcohol from the water. Useful for getting a more potent antiseptic, industrial cleaning, or any other fun uses you can come up with for something that burns and is cheap.
>Find a tranny's info. Bait 'her' into a 'relationship' for a few weeks. Once you've sold him, tell 'her' that it isn't working out. Repeat with other friends, or just use fake accounts and numbers to lead em' on. Wait for the inevitable.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACTINE!!
...
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first contact
you see this liberal going out of a synagogue.
on a monday, it rains.
what do?
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"Yes Anon, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are canonical lesbians"
"Chancellor Neighsay absolutely represents Drumpf"
"We should have done a #TransRights episode"
"Applejack should be revised for modern audiences and represent less privileged people."

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I will take requests to draw using the very complicated and complex art program known as MS paint.

Give me ponies to draw.
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wa la
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Shit is Going Down on the Webring
Julay.world just got flooded with CP. They were down for awhile and then they nuked their /v/ board. Some major fuckery is going on with the administration of several of the alternative imageboards right now. Anyone know more?
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Tard Stories
Can we get a tard stories thread? I'll start with something that happened tonight at work.
>Working at grocery store
>Tranny comes into the store
>Not my order, but everyone sees it
>Tard bagger starts commenting to every customer on how weird it is
>Other new bagger joins in the discussion
>Fuck it, so will I
>Start talking about how to refer to trannies
"Yeah, well they generally don't look the part but if you don't conform to whatever they're saying they'll get angry at you, so call em' a chick."
>Customer at the time gets angry
>"You shouldn't say stuff like that if you don't want to get fired!!1"
>Lol the manager likes me too much to fire me and I'm one of the few faggots willing to come out during the epidemic, bite my ass
>Watch as she walks past the customer service counter and pussies out of saying anything
>Fistbump bagger bros
>Tard bagger says "well, if they wanna be a woman so much, god will make them a woman in the next life"
>kek internally and manage to resist the urge to talk about trans suicide rates
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Tarboy
Can't speak for anyone else, but I FEEL something every time I've watched this animation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACHVwA1D8fE
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Post OC
Post OC you've done, I don't care how shitty it is or how obscure/unrelated the reference is. If you don't have any OC or haven't made any in a while, make OC and post it every time you see this thread.
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genius and political runaway
i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
yay.
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Embarrassing story thread
Have a memory that won't leave you alone? Keeps you up at night, viscerally cringing at yourself? Post it here!

I'll start us off.

>I'm a sophomore in high school,
>I'm a kinky fucker, so is my girlfriend
>We have a thing where we pretend to be siblings, she calls me big brother
>We text all cutesy-wootsey with stuff like "Hey baby sister..." and all that bullshit
>one day I send her a particularly dirty text
>I get a question mark back
>a question mark
>check the contact
>its not my girlfriend
>it was a girl i was doing an interview with for the school paper
>cringe inside myself so hard i grow a second anus in my bowels to clench
>have to explain to the girl that it was an accident

It's not too bad in the scheme of things but it keeps me up at night.
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BOOKS ANON
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Heather/VHS Tape Mystery Thread
Okay faggots, some of you in the filly thread probably know who I am. I barely ever go on /b/ (fucking interracial porn everywhere) but my curiosity was piqued yesterday for reasons inexplicable and I came to find this thread: https://archived.moe/b/thread/823962956/. People freaked out and we hit the bump limit, leading to a thread with little event: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823983784. I was skeptical at first of course, but some fag ended up going to the coordinates listed and picked up a VHS tape: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823984184/. People freaked out and then there was a second thread there, you probably have enough information to follow the thread train through moe by now though. There's currently a thread up, and there's discussion about the paintings going back as far as 2017. The current consensus is that if this is a larp or an arg it's a very ambitious one, and is at least interesting enough to warrant attention. I don't want to spoil too much for you. Current thread: https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/824052529
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I had a meme idea
I had this meme idea where it's "Coomer VS Chad"
except it's "Nyoomer Pegasus vs Earth Pony Chad"
and it says "All the Pegasus does is fly around every day but the Earth Pony is good and farms"
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Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Revelation 3D
Since the last thread reached bump limit, I figured it would be a good time to update the OP with some useful information.
Previous thread:
>>11605

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
20.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Possible pedophile (?)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook

>Derpibooru profile:
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(http://archive.md/HUEK0)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter:
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>And of course, his facebook: :^)
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(http://archive.ph/YBeV6)

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Comfy Music Thread
Lets have a comfy music thread

Yann Tiersen - Summer 78
https://youtu.be/_potPkTOjIk

Midside - Le Grand Jacques
https://youtu.be/_HqV-ZSohJU
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I like sugar and I like tea.
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Milk thread, what is best milk?
1% is best milk.
Obviously choccy is better, but milk without added shit.
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wch 2hu wud u fuq?
Wch 2hu wud u fuq?
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Fumo Thread
Post some fumos.
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A lesbo thinks I'm Chris chan
What do /sp/?
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Found Something Fun to Raid
While I was working, I noticed that my state's lottery has a nomination and voting system for school heroes or some shit. Whoever wins gets $10000, and it can be any worker at any school in North Carolina as long as they're over the age of 18.
The kicker
The voting system isn't very restrictive. You can vote once per day per IP, so we could easily all fire up TOR and a few vpns and with a few hours of fuckery could probably skyrocket some random asshole to winning levels.
Who do we vote for?
That's up for you to decide! I suggest Ctrl+Fing for funny names here: https://www.ncschoolheroes.com/contests/entries, but you can also nominate somebody yourself if they're a real state employee.
How long do we have?
Until March 15th, at which point the winrar will be announced.
Why should I care?
It has the potential to be kinda funny. No other reason in particular.
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I wish MLP Pony Life didn't suck
Imagine if Pony Life was drawn and animated like the Sonic Mania intro. All cool and hand drawn.
Except they're ponies not sonic characters.
Big improvement right?
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Ben 10
Have you ever seen it? It seems pretty good for a kid's cartoon.
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Thomas Dall - The Short Movie

>God Said No To Thomas - A Kittystyle Story - (Ponygorilla Christmas Special)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsCcZUlQG0 [Embed]

someone made a 35 minute long mini documentary about Thomas Dall
i have not seen it yet nor do i know the creator
i will give it a watch, lets see whats in there

creator is rumored to be a pariah from bitwave.tv by the name of February, widely disliked by the local community (including the whiteknighting Dall)
so there may or may not be bullshit in there. The video got mixed reviews from the detractor community.
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The Cum Dumpster
This thread is dedicated to and intended for to be a repository for the shit that occasionally gets posted on the site with nefarious intention.
Shills, bots, spammers, and what-have-you will post their shit here hoping to generate traction for whatever business or group they represent. I would hate for their efforts to go in vain so I'm opting to start this thread so that their e-mails, websites, douche-cords, and other areas can be made record of so that in the event that the infamous hacker known as 4chan might feel like doing some dirty he will have a ready and available list of potential targets to have his way with.
>Cum Dumpster
No, this is not another Samantha Masters thread
For the inaugural post, I'll offer an e-mail account posted moments ago by someone's bot.

- Guy seeking to help promote the site and looking for rubes clients.
It would be a shame if something untoward were to happen to it.
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Nigger Ramen Divining Rod
Today, my /sp/erg friends, I shall begin a study. As a humble supermarket cashier, I aim to figure out which flavor of ramen the negros prefer over all others. This will be done by adding a tally mark for every nigger order that contains at least one. If the packet amounts are the same, no tallys will be added. If one flavor is more prevalent in one order, it will be the only one recorded. You are welcome to participate in the study with me, suggest ways I could improve my system (currently possibly a bit rudimentary due to the time constraints I may face). I begin work Wednesday, findings will be reported that night.
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BEHOLD A MAN
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>tfw had to leave everything poni behind except this and a Vinyl graffiti shirt
>tfw saw all my IDW comics sold at my garage sale
>tfw growing up
I-I don't know if I can adult, guys
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In Soviet Russia, corndog eat you.
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Post shitty normie memes that should never be taken seriously
I'll start
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Barb Chandler dead?
Barbara Chandler, the senile and zombofind biological mother of Christian Weston Chandler, Pope of Autism and Prime Lolcow, is rumored to have died on August 18th 2019, allegedly from a heart attack. Pic related is the alleged death certificate of greene county.

Source - HORSE news discord server via GaryD12

This event is unconfirmed by third parties and was denied by Cwc via a sock account on Twitter.

No proof of life was supplied. A Cwc detractor server suspects Chris is lying. One reason being the announced post death Kiwifarms house raid.

Will post more later if this turns out to be real.
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Go ahead and call me a fag, but I'm curious as to what the song in this video is.
https://youtu.be/QZaO3La8feY
Anybody know?
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Raid Thread
Let's have some laughs. What are some good targets for raids?
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/sp/ needs more filly
Nuff' said.
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Lolcow Indictment - Sébastien Lévesque - Pony Artcow.
Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias
PonySeb

>Power Word:
Not yet found.

Age:
19

Country:

Canada (Quebec)

Most other important information about him is, as of yet, Unknown.

As of yet, his main facet seems to be posting poorly-drawn MSpaint-esque runes involving his various OCs and other peoples' ocs. Though his art is admittedly slightly better than the average deviantard using a circle tool for everything, he is still by no means a fine artist. The focal points of most of his art seem to be asses and engorged stomachs (unknown if he is a vorefag or just a fatfag as of yet.) Regarded by many to be the second coming of Chris-chan artistically, a less violent and more nonchalant approach should probably be taken. Encourage him to make more hilarious degenerate shit, competant drawfags could offer to do art trades with him.

His derpibooru profile: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
His artist tag:

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist

Oh yeah, and a facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
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How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
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Totally random thread
This thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.

Hey I really like that crossover too, here is a fanfiction I wrote about it:

Once upon a time, Ben 10 decided to team up with Danny Phantom, so he called him up one day and he was all like "I fucking hate niggers" and Danny Phantom was like "I also hate niggers we should team up" and so they did. Only I have no idea who Danny Phantom is because I'm not autistic enough to know that and I don't really care and I can't be fucked to google it right now so I'm going to imagine him as a giant emperor penguin with fucking razor sharp teeth and rocket boots because that would be fucking rad.

So anyway Danny Phantom the Penguin shows up at Ben 10's house one day and Ben 10 opens the doors and immediately gets kicked in the nuts so hard he temporarily becomes Ben 5. And he's rolling around on the ground clutching his balls and screaming about how he hates niggers and Danny Phantom Penguin kicks him in the balls again. And then Ben 10's sister whose name I don't know because I've never actually seen an episode of Ben 10 comes in, and she's all like "what the fuck fag" and kicks him in the balls because it's funny to do that.

Now Ben 10 is like Ben 2.5 and he is screaming about niggers in a really high pitched voice because he got kicked in the nuts. Meanwhile his sister and the penguin are laughing their asses off. Then the penguin tells Ben 10's sister to suck his dick and she does because according to what I've seen on the internet she is kind of a whore. And then the penguin tells Ben 2.5 to suck his dick and he does because he's a fag, only after he's finished he wipes the cum off his chin and says "no homo" so that made it totally not gay. And then he reminded the penguin that he had forgotten to say "no homo" so that meant that he was actually gay, but the penguin says no it's only gay if you suck a dick not if you get your dick sucked. And Ben 10's whore sister was all like "yeah Ben 2.5 didn't you know that?"

And Ben 10 is all like "My name isn't Ben 2.5 it's Ben 10 you stupid cunt whore" and she laughed and said "no fag your name is Ben 2.5 because that's what you have tramp stamped on your back" and Ben turned around and saw that it was true, his tramp stamp tattoo actually said "ben 2.5" and not "ben 10". "I don't remember getting that tramp stamp tattoo and anyway they wrote the wrong name so I am going to go to the tattoo place and get it changed" and his sister said "I really don't give a shit what you do retard" and the penguin said "Yeah fag now go away I am going to bang your sister for a while."

And Ben 2.5 went to the tattoo place and threw open the door and said "Holy fuck I hate niggers!" and there were a bunch of niggers in there as it turned out. And they all said "gib reparations welfare ooga booga honkey" which is nigger speak for "please direct me to the railway station" so Ben 2.5 told them where the railway station was. After that they stabbed him and took all of his money lol.

And then he went to the tattoo man and said "Hey faggot this tattoo you gave me has the wrong name it is supposed to say Ben 10 not Ben 2.5" and the tattoo man said "don't call me a faggot, faggot. you are the one with a tramp stamp tattoo that has the wrong name on it." and Ben 2.5 could not argue with that logic because it was flawless.

And then Ben 2.5 said "Change the tattoo back to the right name so I can be called Ben 10 again" and the tattoo man said "sure faggot just pay me 2000 dollars" and Ben said "I don't have that much money because the niggers stole it." And the tattoo man laughed and said "yes that is pretty much what niggers do, but for now you are Ben 2.5 because I don't do this shit for free" and Ben 2.5 asked "what can you do for free" and the tattoo man said he could change the tattoo so it said ben15 :DDDDDDD but Ben 2.5 was too much of a newfag to get that joke.

So Ben 2.5 went out and made $2000 the only way he knew how: by sucking 2000 dicks for $1 apiece. and then a pony came up and said "wow you sure do love sucking dick, I have never seen anypony suck that many dicks before, at least not since I looked in the mirror while I was sucking 2000 dicks." And sure enough the pony that had walked up to Ben 2.5 was none other than Silver "holy shit I have an entire box of crackers up my ass how did those even get in there lol" Star.

And Silver "seriously there is like a jumbo box of fucking wheat thins up there what the actual fuck I don't even like wheat thins" Star bet Ben 2.5 that he couldn't suck 2000 more dicks and Ben 2.5 was like "you're on you faggot horse" and then they went off and sucked dicks until both of them died of asphyxiation. Meanwhile the Danny whatever Penguin stayed home with Ben 2.5's sister and they hung out and smoked weed and played xbox and shit. And then eventually they were like "I wonder where Ben 2.5" went and then they realized they didn't care, so they turned on the TV instead of going to look for him. And they saw on the news that Ben 2.5 and Silver "never mind they aren't wheat thins they are ritz crackers and I actually like those and now that I think about it I did put a box of them up my ass" Star had died while sucking 2000 dicks each.

And Penguin whatever Danny boy laughed and Ben 2.5's sister laughed and they went to go to the morgue to identify the body and they said "yep it's him" and the mortician asked "what would you like on the tombstone" and they both said "cheese and pepperoni" and laughed, but the mortician didn't get the joke so they explained it but he still didn't get it. and then they were just like "ok put whatever on it we don't care" so he did, and he gave them the tombstone and the body and told them to go bury it in the cemetery somewhere.

So they took the body down to the cemetery and they buried it and now to this very day you can go there, and see the tombstone that says "Here lies Ben 2.5, he was a massive cum gargling faggot who died while sucking 2000 dicks." The end.

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>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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Broncos come out on field to MLP theme song
John Elway has truly blessed us this day. For he knows that ponies and football are always meant to be together!
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I'M IN THE NEW SHOW TOO ANON
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FlufflePuff's Final Video
CAUTION SEVERE FEEL DAMAGE AHEAD
https://youtu.be/GJ19PkTgWTw
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Happy Killdozer Day!
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
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Together, we make Football.