The Denver Broncos
This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.
The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:
Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:
>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life
Hi everypone, this thread is focusing on a topic not allowed in some boards.
Lowbrow political drama is welcomed. Butthurt egos are preferred.
Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ #5
The continuation since the last thread hit the bump limit
Meme dumping galore
Drop your memes here, preferably in wholesale quantities and /pol/ quality.
Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
SP - Random News #1
Post random news here
Horse and Horse related posting
Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
High quality hoarsefucker grade cultured content
This is not '/pol/' tier memes, this is not Facebook memes, this isn't a shitty fucking list!
(You) know the alternative. (You) know gems in the rough.
This is where the shear hoarsefucking powers leak all over permeating and turning people even normal fags to almost horsfuckers.
Greens, tales, memes, stories, happenings, points of history, that joke horsefuckers get, even /tv/ memes because that's a better alternative.
This is what happens when that jar becomes a wad of fungus and thicc gooey round then turning into the shaved cheese of a peetzer made by a qt3.14 mare for the pones to eat as you watch them as they feed you their highest quality human foods, and give you some succ.
This is condensed culture in the tiny neigh impossible wrapping where when you know. You KNOW.
The greatest of the greats, and the humble warm fuzzy cores.
This here is a tea party we're making some cultured melting cheese.
It's to venture into the cellars, storage closets, under the floor boards, hidden in the back of that one cabinet, deep in the pants the hold spaghetti, beside the last resort tendies, in the safest locations, and in the mind.
Bring the cute ponies, the pony pussy, the strange tales, the awesome moments, such concentration of horsefucker energy there's no end.
Bring your spaghetti, football, your mare and your friends.
Stolen like a thief in the night I bring for this for our party into the coming of the light! Like basketweavers who once hid the lit candles under the underwater baskets placed so the radiance shines forth as a precursor to the better things even yet to come.
Lo! I bear you tidings of great Football. Take heed my words, and may Football be upon you and ever inside you, and inside Rainbow Dash, who art the bringer of Football and also Football and also Thou, who art thyself Football should Thou only rise to the task, and carry the Football across the endzone of tribulation, and bask eternally in the light of Football for all time.
One does not need to call forth Football to summon Football, for the Football is already Football and Football for all time. In the beginning there was Football, and there shall be Football in the end, but there is no beginning and no end, for there can only be one Football, and that is Football.
To be with Football is to summon Football, for only those with Football in their hearts are truly worthy of Football. The Football that is Football shall thus manifest itself in thy heart if thou art truly worthy of Football, and to have Football abound one need only speak the name of Football. Those worthy of Football shall need no further explanation.
Thousands of years ago, ponies without Football did rut in darkness, and it was lewd, and the lewdness was good. But John Elway, who was Football, did regret that there was no Football save Football, and sought to bring Football forth and give the gift of Football to the ponies and make it forever lewd and also Football. And so John Elway, begat of Dan Reeves, did cum inside Rainbow Dash for the fifth time that day, and the Football did abound. And the Football that exploded forth was the Football that had been since the dawn of all things, the Deepest Football from Before the Dawn of Time.
And so I say unto you, fear not that thou art unworthy of Football, for those who comprehend Football know that only Football is Football, and that John Elway is Football, and there shall be field goals kicked eternally until the end of all things. And this end shall be no end, but only the beginning, which does not begin and therefore cannot end, for in the end, and the beginning, there is and ever shall be only Football, which pervades all things, except for the Oakland Raiders because they suck.
Time and time again shall the ponies rut in the eternal light of Football, and the rutting shall be lewd for all time. And the Football shall plook forth into Rainbow Dash, who dwelleth in the deepest oceans of Football as the Philosopher's Poner, and evermore shalt the Football burst forth into her eternally sacred womb.
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genius and political runaway
i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
Would you like to stuff me, Anon?
Thread(s) Rewind Future Past
ITT pick the best moments and post them. Maybe even reply. Put that Thread name in the Subject line. Fun required. Or else
Time to set the clock back one hour.
Do not forget anon.
I FUCKING HATE FEDERAL AGENTS ANON!
WANNA READ MANE KAMPF ANON!?
BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH ANON!
WANNA HEAR MY REMIX ANON!?
CAN I TOUCH YOUR HANDS ANON!?
A. Wyatt Mann
A Wyatt Mann thread. Post the best you've got.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HEARTH'S WARMING ANON?
HI ANON! WANNA HANG OUT WITH ROMMEL?
Football? (also this gift is for you degens)
GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FROOT
Anyone feel like a giggle?
I really, really really like this image.
I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE ANON
DID YOU KNOW THEY USED TO CALL ME QUICKSILVER?!
>*Pins you to wall by the throat*
ALL YOUR WHISKEY ARE BELONG TO US
>*KILLS YOU FOR LITERALLY NO REASON*
>THREADS PER HOUR LIMIT EXCEEDED
I CAN'T WAIT TO START MY FIRST EPISODE ANON
YA GOTTA SHOOT UP YUR COWORKERS IF YAH WANNA BE WITH ME ANON
oh hi anon. we could cuddle if thats okay with you
FIFTY EIGHT DAYS TILL WINTER ANON
I BLEW UP THE SCHOOL AGAIN ANON
/mlpol/ - Why havent you taken the Furry Pill yet?
>One can be said to be A furry, and one can be said to DO things that are describable AS furry.
"Furry" encompasses Animals with anthropomorphic aspects, and people who are interested in animals with anthropomorphic aspects.
Things like animals using spoken language, reading/writing, holding cups with their fore-[~]hands[/~]hooves, and assorted other human-like behavior that is otherwise not associated with the native creature.
Like ponies. Specifically, My Little Pony ponies.
Yes, ponies ARE definitively furry.
And, one can like furry things without identifying AS a furry,... but....
Tl;dr ITT OP tries to divest horsefuckers from their denial of being furries
Chris Chan Arrested
Chris Chan was arrested today.
Sup, Carlos the spig here. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's helped me with my fap-fic. From GG's highly technical analysis. (I've html'd the thread just because it's always a huge help whenever I'm in doubt.) To that Anon who suggested I make the story its own separate thing, rather than continue writing it as a fanfic.
I've basically taken everything into consideration and have made several changes accordingly during the full rewrite. Not because I felt like I had to, but because it made perfect sense. And with the privilege of hindsight, I genuinely felt like those changes were the better choice. With this, I'm taking Sven's lesson to heart, the one where he insisted he didn't wanted to replace my vision with his own.
That said, after pondering for the last two weeks. I've decided I won't be posting the story here.
I'm friends with several drawfags irl. And back then, we were willing to take the risk of posting the story hier because /mlpol/ was just badass. Right now tho, as much as it pains me to say it. This place is but a husk of what it used to be. And I'm a shit writer, but they do have talent and it would just be unfair from my part. Luckily, I didn't reveal much details from the story, so this is a perfect time to stop.
>Inb4: You just succ and can't write to save ur life.
Yes, basically. But at least I don't bother the whole site about it for years on end. Nor do I try to guilt-trip you with my super sad back story. Which isn't smart btw, even niggers do it.
Not particularly thrilled about any other thread here either. But it's not just this site. The pol-sphere in general have chosen the hug-box. They'll attack certain ideas not because of their merit, but because it's kinda depressing 4 them and they rather not think about it at all. (Sounds like what certain poster would say, but I can actually back this up lol).
Posting in /sp/ because it's at least more respectful than dumping this turd in the writing thread. For the Anons of that thread. I really don't deserve your time. But neither does this shithole honestly.
/SUN/DAY FUN DAY!
Happy /Sun/day, faggots! Discuss best pone! Plz bump this thread so that maybe Gligger Nigger might some day review 'Exchange'.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/169217/exchange
Which is easily the best piece of ponyfic ever written. Feel to try proving me wrong by posting Celestia stories.
Pleistocene Park - Pleistocene Project
Tired of gay "solutions" to fight climate change. Laws and restrictions which seem more like excuses to take away your rights and further globohomo?>TL:DR>Based Ruskies are making a "pleistocene park" to fight climate change and they might clone a fucking Mammoth in the process.
Welcome to Pleistocene Park. A Russian project that seeks to recreate the ice age ecosystem known as the "Mammoth Steppe". Basically grasslands with big woolly herbivores. Instead of the low productivity forests that encompass the Siberian tundra.
Their reasoning? Well, grassland are a far better carbon sink than forests. I believe it's mainly because they actually trap carbon underground, while forest release it whenever a tree dies and decomposes.
Another reason is permafrost.(Basically subsoil that is permanently frozen.) Turns out, snow actually insulates permafrost during the winter quite a bit. This is a problem because permafrost needs to grow in order to replenish the portions lost during summer.
And this is why big herbivores are crucial for this park. First, they crush mosses, preventing the expansion of forests. And enabling the growth of grasslands.
And second, they reduce the thickness of snow when they roam around. Mitigating the insulating effect it has on permafrost during winter.
They've already released several species on the park, including American Bison. But there's quite some interest in bio-engineering a woolly mammoth. This is because they might down trees quite frequently.(Ironic it has come to this, lol.) At least if African Elephants are anything to go by.
There are some ethical questions about this. Primarily coming from conservationism who don't buy the "Ecosystem Hypothesis". But I think I'm gonna end it here.>Official websitehttps://pleistocenepark.org/>Pleistocene Park: The Plan to Revive the Mammoth Steppe to Fight Climate Changehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXAirenteRA>Welcome to Pleistocene Park: Russian scientists say they have a ‘high chance’ of cloning a woolly mammothhttps://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/welcome-pleistocene-park-russian-scientists-say-high-chance-cloning-woolly-mammoth
Banned Fuentes' interview
This is posted here on /sp/ because Fuentes is on the e-Celeb category and a faggot.
The cunt interviewing Fuentes is a normie that has no idea what's going on around her. Fuentes redpills her in many issues and because of that the whole (((commie))) apparatus fell on her and she deleted the interview right away.
The following links are a repost that won't last long.>JustPearlyThings DELETED Interview With Nick Fuentes (1/2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx8xXSamPtY>JustPearlyThings DELETED Interview With Nick Fuentes (2/2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkC5a1muP2I
"Anna" Graham a.k.a. Thatti
>Online name: Thatti>Offline name: Anna Graham>Deadname: unknown>Age: 34>Location: Texas, address unknown>Employment: Unemployed, formerly at Amazon (fired Feb. 16, rehired, fired again June 6)>Social media: https://twitter.com/ThatTechnique, https://baraag.net/@thatti, https://thattechnique.newgrounds.com/, https://www.deviantart.com/that-technique, https://www.tumblr.com/thattechnique, https://soundcloud.com/that-technique, https://picarto.tv/thattechnique, https://www.youtube.com/user/thattykins, https://ko-fi.com/A836EL2
Graham is a MtF tranny (no surgery) and self-proclaimed communist, with a decently large following for drawing A Hat in Time art. Despite claims that drawing NSFW art of child characters doesn't make him a pedophile, early this year he started befriending a young teenage girl who had been groomed online shortly before. He has sent very suggestive messages to her over Discord and has engaged in emotional manipulation; see >second pic for evidence. We plan on publishing a full dossier over the weekend, but we haven't been able to find his deadname, which is needed to search the sexual offenders database for any history of crimes. We don't need to know his address but if you're interested in finding out he's said he lives in the middle of the woods. I hope some information can be found quickly, because he's likely to nuke all online accounts once this goes public but we've delayed this long enough.
Fluffy Pony Abuse Thread
Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.
Please help me feel better.
Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V4.0: Broncos' Comeback
Last thread hit bump limit.
Wish you all a Happy Killdozer Day
Lets remember Marvin Heemeyer and his legacy. He was a good man, too good for this world.
Rest in Peace and may you get all you were denied in life in the life beyond.
What would it take for the world to go back to walking around with swords, and settling disputes with an old fashioned duel?
I feel a lot of bullshit could be prevented if you knew you might have to stake your life on your words
Totally legit thread
How do you do, fello bronies?
Can anybody based, redpilled /k/omando tell me where I can find some pipe-bomb building instructions or ghost-gun PDFs? Asking for a friend.
If possible, I'd like to meet in person to talk about it. Just leave your contact information in the thread.
You think Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings), took Inspiration from Fritz Lang (Nibelungen-Lied) for this scene?
I couldn't find anything on this topic.
Lena Hamilton - a racist, homophobic and anti-semitic bitch who hates jews, muslims and likes to steal artworks and trace them without crediting the original artist.
Lena Hamilton is one of the artists who lives in san francisco, california. she has been friends with seb levesque over the past few years ago, but since i found out that she has been tracing one of fj-c's drawings from deviantart, which was considered art theft, she claims that she drew it in her own style and thinks she's a professional artist. more like a professional art thief and a jerk too. if you want to learn more about her, here are some of her links where you'll find her and report her.
since the 4th of august, someone who lives in las vegas nevada has anonymously reported her for sending death threats and racist, homophobic, anti-semitic and heretical remarks. in which i advise any of you to report her and then block her. because she's a very rude and toxic person who hates people who are from another different countries and has different beliefs, and worse, she likes threatening other people who doesn't reply back to her not just because they don't reply back to her on messenger and instagram, but she also harasses them whom she said "hi there to some of her "so-called" friends.
so if you ever see her around facebook and instagram, i strictly advise you to stay away from her, report her and block her. because she could be a verbal rapist and a bully too.
and also, if she ever tries to make contact with you or follows you on instagram and sends you a friend request on facebook, do not answer to her. because she could start harassing you and bullying you. ao please make sure you spread this around the media and warn your friends and family about her. she could be a dangerous person to be friends with around.
here's one of her profiles of what she really looks like:
SEB IS DECENDED FROM HYPERBOREAN WARRIORS
SEB-HATER SHOAH IS COMING
SUBMIT TO SEB
SEB = ARYAN SUPER SOLDIER
SEBASTIAN LEVESQVE IS VBERMENSCH
THIS IS A SEB BOARD NOW, SEB HATERS KEEP MOVING
It's time to draw, horsefucker.
Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
Post funny jokes
Qatar World Cup
What do you think about the FIFA World Cup in Qatar?
I've been dooming and despairing over the absolute state of cartoon horsefukery lately and I started wondering how I even got sucked into this black hole of autism. I found myself warmly reminiscing of the long gone early days of bronydom. It was just about twelve years ago, but it's surreal how much every aspect of life has changed since then. Better times before pedophilic trannies grooming kids and being worshipped for it, the intensification of anti-White idpol, the rapid degeneration of mainstream culture, etc... Twelve years ago, the world today probably would've seemed like some sort of comically dystopian hellscape to most people.
Anyway, I eventually drifted back to fondly contemplating over what seemed like better times.
Over ten years ago, this shit made me a fucking brony.
I thought bronies were obnoxious faggots at the time, got peer pressured by an acquaintance into watching a few episodes of the show and hated it, dismissed it altogether for a while...
Then, somehow, I stumbled across a 'dub' of the "Ask Princess Molestia" tumblr blog and inexplicably became infatuated with the big, nympho mare. Better times. Celestia is still best pony and rediscovering this almost forgotten trove of now esoteric horsefukery feels haunting.
Have some of my nostalgia as I commit this act of spaghetti to the void.
Drawthread except photoshops only
What did Applejack just witness?
Whitewashed character thread
Because (((they))) hate when we whitewash their characters and love blackwashing ours.
Hans Niemman v. Magnus Carlsen
>Random Jew beats Chess champion.
>Shitstorm ensues as chess-niggers debate whether he cheated or not.
>Elon Musk says he used a butt-plug to cheat.
So, what's /mlpol/'s take on the greatest chess scandal in history?
Did Hans cheated? Did he cheated using a buttplug in traditional Zoomey fashion?
Is the spectrum, Norse guy onto something?
Let us know ITT.
>World chess champion gets beaten by random Zoomer Jew.
>Faggot resigns and makes some tweets, then goes silent for weeks.
>Hans admits He cheated, but only whilst playing online in two occasions.
>"Trust the experts", most GM streamers says Niemann cheated against Magnus after checking his stats on a computer program.
>Turns out is a little bit more complicated than that.
>Elon Musk says he might have used a buttplug to cheat via morse code.
>Chess.com says Niemann cheated more often than he admitted to.
>Chess.com is also in the middle of a multi-million dollar deal with Magnus Carlsen, AKA The world chess champion.
>Niemann offers to play naked in order to prove his innocence.
>FIDE steps in to investigate.
>Niemann sues Magnus, Chess.com and an incredibly vocal Jewpanese streamer. Demanding hundreds of dollars over defamation.
Autom/o/tive Autism General
Post anything automotive here.
Post bad character ideas
A pirate who won't stop telling the same unfunny joke about the hard arr
If an anon posts it twice does twice the Ponker Pos come or is it double the anon or is it something else?
Cartoon Network Is Kill
Cartoon Network is being shut down after the (((Warner Brothers))) merger.
Press F to pay respects.
FILLIES ARE FOR SEXUAL ANON!
THATS A PATHETIC COCK ANON!
HI ANON! I REPLACED ALL THE PICTURES IN YOUR COMPUTER WITH ME!