Hey City Slickers,
My name is Sneed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day planting gummy bears. You are everything bad in this town. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten fucked or sucked? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take soil pH to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying gucci loafers from a hobo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best razz. I'm pretty much perfect. I was #1 on the farming team, and Chuck was #2 on the fucking team. What stores do you own, other than "Homer's Park Avenue Manicures"? I also get straight seed, and have a banging hot Feed and Seed store (Formerly a Fuck and Suck store). You are all city slickers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my store
White Gingecide is real
Post Spoopy Redacted pictures
Post your best bears.
Shower Thoughts thread I guess?
Okay guise I had a pretty weird idea in the course of a shower earlier today. (Also somewhat based on pic related.) Thoughts?
What if somebody made a comic where Anon was facing off against a bunch of sword weilding mares with his'sword'?
His cock is only at maximum strength when it's fully erect
So the entire battle, he's just thinking about how much he wants to shove it in the mare's cunt/ass
And to defeat them
He just cums inside them with a force so powerful that it rips them to shreds
But then mares start to catch on, and start fighting dirty with buckets of water
Because if his dick isn't erect
Then he can't fight them with it
Are Pokemon-fuckers the original horsefuckers?
Lolcow Indictment - Ripley Violet - Tranny Furry with God Complex - Careercow
Middle aged Leftycuck Troon Dogfucker that got butthurt randomly at viewers,
ended up being exposed on a meme channel on Youtube for lying about its employment and threatening people for disagreeing.
Perfectly encapsulates the attitude of mentally retarded sexually confused westeners in the current year.
Sources and Archives below, as available. Enjoy.
- """Ripley Violet"""
- currently unknown
- male, pretends to be female
- circa 36 years old
- suspected US American, possibly Canadian
- male, pretends to be female
- circa 36 years old
homosexual, targets other mtf trannies
- suspected Washington DC, maybe Canada
- pretended to be a programmer online
- lied about working as a 4rd party developer for twitch
- self proclaimed artist, draws bizarre furry art barely at mid schooler levels
- claims to have been working in education at some point
- twitch streamer with 1.300 followers
- suspected left wing socialist
- possibly has ties to Antifa, see fundraiser
- expressed hatred for right wingers
- Pretends to have genderdisphoria
- suspected TITS (trolling induced transsexuality syndrome)
- suspected Autism
- suspected Shizohrenia
- possibly Beastiality
- Self identified female
- self identified furry
- Gets triggered at misgendering
- wants to deplatform people for wrongthink
- Power Hungry liar
- threatens people online over misunderstandings
- poorly plays MMO FPS games for money
- T O X I C Intenet Slacktivist
- does not pass as a woman
- current has a fundraiser running for another (?) anarchist tranny who is being tried by Washington court
- likes to wear purple lipstick
- looks like a malnourished zombie, think Cosmo Wright with longer hair and worse
- likes to wear purple lipstick
- suspected to still posses his original genitalia
- uses cunt as an insult
- unironically says OwO online
Supports a known scammer organisation run by trannies to make a buck on suicide victims, known as "Trans Life Line."
Hyperbole and a Half Thread
I fucked up
So I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
And we were trying to do sexy talk
I was about to penetrate her
And I said "This is where the fun begins"
Because it sounded cool to me and I forgot where it was from
This made her laugh, roll out from under me, and keep laughing, the mood ruined.
And that's why I didn't get laid yesterday.
Idea: what if we all organise to do pic related but with shitcoins? Fuck over the jews at /biz/ and make a pretty penny at the same time
yfw /sp/ became Mayor Butt territory
Post in this thread every time you visit /sp/ V2 Electic weeabo
Well its official, the last thread hit the Bump limit after a year.
before /pol/ - after /pol/
ITT famous quotes or ones you like, but with pony
>"To crush your enemies, to see them fall as you floss — to take their hands and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best." --Lyra Heartstring
Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
Minecraft Is a Christian Server
fuck kikes and fuck changelings
So how did you spend International Women's Day, /sp/? I, for one, did a lot of masturbating.
>"Hey Anon, did you know that gamers are the most oppressed minority?"
Can we get a shitty oekaki drawing thread?
Optional: Hard mode; no connecting tablets, trackpad and fingers only.
You are all pussies.
Real men don´t stick their dicks in fish or flowers, real men fuck pic related.
look at this sexy flower /sp/ look at how much of a slut it is.
2019 Asian Cup Finals
so who are rooting for in the 2019 Asian Cup Final
Qatar or Japan
What are you eating
I'm eating Ca Kho To
Why does porn like this exist
Look at this fish.
Love the fish.
Marry the fish.
>HI ANON I BROUGHT PEETZER!
Rate this image
I was paid to draw this
The discord is a cancer.
This thread isna cancer.
Hypothetically, what's the least amount of effort I could put info an 'artistic' medium and still be well-respected for it? Also, shitty art thread I guess
New and Improved Youtube Rewind
Pewds combined together the talents of several master memers to make a Youtube Rewind that better represented the site's history in 2018.
What do you think Anons? Is there anything that should be removed, added, or changed?
The field.. It's covered in blood..
Finally snapped. Coalburning mom defended Harambe for having tossed out another $40 in my personal belongings, so I badgered her about punishing the behavior since property theft in the double digits skirts the law. After some time it got heated and, now I'm packing up to leave in about a week.
Still in debt, still poor, but about to start a new job soon. Also selling a computer on craigslist before putting together my budget one from my Americorps training - sans the fans it is up and running.
inb4 blogposting. I don't have a justification except Jameson whiskey made me desperate and I'm too tired to frame this as a general life/financial advice thread.
it caturday muh dudes
ANON! SCRUFFY MOVED OUT OF OUR OLD HOUSE AND DIDN'T LEAVE A FORWARDING ADDRESS. CAN I STAY ON YOUR COUCH FOR A WHILE?
Dab on the glimmerniggers!
Is the Crystal Empire an ethnostate?
>duh muh Broncos
Here is the superior football horse, Warpaint. Niggers are afraid of her. You Bronconiggers WISH you backed the same literal horse as the chiefs.
Lolcow Indictment - KittyStyle420 - Thomas Dall - Drugcow/E-beggar
I*d Like to present you the first casuality of the Alt Right Colonization of Stream.me
High School, College, Graphic Design.
I present You the first casuality of the Alt Right colonization of Stream.me.
High School, College, Graphic Design.
Danish, english and allegedly 4 other languages
Left leaning Libertarian, purplepilled. Strongly supports pro Drug legislation.
claims to have an IQ of 150+. No proof was provided for this
Has no Job or income outside of streaming
depends on website handouts and strangers charity
used Stream.me as his main source of income for at least 3+ years
Drug Addict (Marihuana)
possible other medicine against his psychotic havior
Chugs Coca Cola like Water
extreme internet newfag, easyly trolled
can hardly deal with dissen or rough talk, has a considerable hugbox mentality
Calls people faggots when they troll him
Thinks of himself partially as an educator on politics and finance
Has no national pride, his race heritage or his right wing government, but calls his stream "Welcome to Denmark"
Claims he was drafted into the danish military but never served, was later exposed lying about his service guns
claims to have a girlfriend from new zealand which he recently impregnated, but has no intentions to marry her or properly raising his child
The Word "Anon"
How do you guys pronounce "Anon" when saying it out loud? Do you say "Uh-non" (rhymes with "The Don") or do you say "Annon" (rhymes with "cannon")?
Personally, I say "uh-non" because the word is a truncated version of "anonymous" so it logically follows to pronounce the shortened version the same way. It never occurred to me to pronounce it differently, but in voice chats and the like I hear a lot of people saying it the other way. Just curious.
Have you ever funded anything on Kickstarter
>inb4 OP wants to sell us something
What can be done to deal with the furry menace?
Orange Man Bad
Orange man bad
Starlight deserves to be FISTED
Any of you cunts seen some fuckin' choomas round here eh?
It is time
Time for us to Digivolve
Farewell, for the foreseeable future.
In 24 hours I'll be off to Americorps to do volunteer work and hopefully get some work done regarding learning linux/BSD. I haven't gone far from town for more than a few weeks, and here I am going off for 10 months. No training, no practice, very little working out, just shipped off. I can't get a consistent story on what's ahead of me yet - some people say they were in dorms or cabins at their camps, some people were in FEMA tents without even reliable electricity. Whatever happens, I'm sure I'll be fine, but it will suck not to get regular access to the net without problems. I'll probably use whatever computer time I have to practice what I read in the linux bible and lurk here.
Before I head off, I just want to say something. I've thought a lot about the traffic of the site, the volume of posts and all that. I think, as an amerimutt, I finally see the full appeal, what keeps me and others coming back. It doesn't always seem it, but this is a real community, one with its figures, but mostly a small community with very little keeping it together past ponies. And that's okay. Most of us understand at least implicitly what we want, that being an implicit expression of white culture and resurgence of the old ways, and I think that starts small no matter what we do. Not every nation can survive an insurgency, least of all being America, one of the largest and most atomized nations on the planet. We need communities like this, and we need to reach out to our friends and families whether in the name of irony and shitposting or not, to get them into the more obscure corners of the web along with us.
I've spent the last day just casually browsing the history of usenet and chan-offshoots as far back as 1997, drama and happenings included, and I think it's for the best that we're small for now. We just need to come together under an ideological consensus, even if it's broad, and advocate for it together. Create our symbols, memes and in-jokes to make ourselves more desirable. Work to spread our personal spheres of influence, talk to people in the most unexpected places (unironically, games are a great place to go about this, especially TF2 and other team-oriented games), and get others to open up at least anonymously/pseudonymously.
As an American I fully understand the appeal of localized politics and culture now. I can see why there was a minarchist/libertarian view among the founding fathers and the stock of early America, and I think the wild west of the internet can come back, new and invigorated. I invite you all to follow me along the road to self-improvement, tech-wizardry, and grassroots memetics.
I hope to see all of you on /ub/, anons.
A Crisis of Football
Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.
Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?
Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!
I accidentally bronco boosted my sip and haven't been able to get to sleep for the past 167hrs. In fact I don't even need it anymore. Anyone else do the Bronco Boost™ Sips™ Monster® Zero Ultra™ Challenge and gain the ability to live life to the absolute fullest?
Lolcow Indictment - Kero The Wolf - Fetishcow/Furry
"What the fuck man." - /cow/ Anon on Kero the Wolf.
This is one of the worst cases of Internet Furryism i have seen so far on the Internet. Completely unhinged from reality and morals, and im barely at surface level with this psychopath. Maybe i will never get deep into this, i value my remaining sanity.
If you have a weak stomach or cant stand anime abuse, dont read on.
This Thread Includes links to explicit and possibly illegal material.
Metokur video on this case coming circa Saturday evening, September 22nd 2018.
You have been warned.
TLDR on Kero the Wolf
Kero the Wolf is a hardcore furry like you probably have never seen. Create a mental image for yourself of the worst possible furry you can even think of.
That is Kero. And all of his friends. Yes. Its that bad.
He himself is a male homosexual living in the USA, has a youtube channel with 100k subs and loves animals. both literally and way too much. His interests and fetistes include (but are not limited to) pedophilia, wearing fur suits, abusing animals, fucking animals, fucking dead animals and more. Before he became a furry, he was active on darknet pedo sites. Also literally fucked his own dog to death in early 2017.
It should be noted out that Kero and his friends were ousted by a former community member of them, who ratted all of their documents and dirty secrets. it is unknown why he did it. perhaps it was a feeling of guilt, maybe it was revenge. in any case, this guy is now gone as well. Kero is now suspected either leaving the internet or unpeacefully sunsetting himself soon.
Jim has confirmed that he will make an Internet Insanity video about this supreme degenerate specimen. Ralph said he will go full force on this one, coming out saturday evening. I suspect some time next week after the sunday stream. Theres a lot of content to cover, but probably not by myself.
>Well when I reached the "I'd only have sex with roadkill" line that's when I was sold on covering it.
>This Kero shit is great. He's either part of a group of the worlds worst furries or someone out there has such an axe to grind they are going full life ruination on him. It's like a fucking telenovela."
8:43 AM - 20 Sep 2018
"oh wow, this is fucking amazing!" Another cow poster in the Kero thread.
>"Put ahl your jewelry in theth bag and nobody gets hurht!
Hey I was thinking /sp/ needs a mascot, what do you guys think about Candleja
ITT: Post Your Dream Car
ITT: Post the kind of car you would have if you could have any in the world.
For me personally, JDM designs are nice, and Europe may have some classy vehicles, but you can't beat a classic American muscle car. The '69 Dodge Charger has been my dream car since I was a kid.
An important message to John Elway
GR15 Defense Force here.
Since your time on the clock has nearly expired and you all have obviously chosen to cough on my generous offer of peace, I thought that now would be a good time to inform you that I do not just want, but YEARN to lick Roger Daltrey's savory butthole.
Roger Daltrey, lead singer of popular 60s rock combo The Who, is known for exactly two things: his malodorous bent schlong and the thick crusty ring donut that is the pooched out succulence of his glorious asshole, and it is the latter which occupies nearly all of my waking thoughts. Every morning when I wake up, I say a prayer to the Almighty that it will be today that I get to slowly lower his sweat-stained dungarees and slide my pink little tongue right into the salty depths of that delectable porthole.
I will roll my tongue around slowly, savoring each tiny morsel clinging to the moist aromatic tunnel. Slowly I will penetrate his rectum, inhaling the salty aroma of his moldy butt crack, as I reach slowly upward and gently fondle his sweet caramelized balls. His back will arch and he will lean backward onto me, pushing my face closer until my lips are flush against his poopy portal. It is then that I will feel his sphincter expand, and a hot rush of air will blow past my tongue as he farts into my mouth.
With a long slow slurp my tongue will exit his body, and I will collapse on my back as he moves himself into position above me. With a soft, lyrical cry of "Oi, suck on me chud ya grubby little wanker!" he will spread his butt cheeks, and deposit a big nutty beef log directly on my chin.
Thank you for allowing me to share this dream with you, /mlpol/ and may God bless and keep your beautiful community.
spike x rarity is the only pure ship in mlp
/mlpol/ writes a rrap one line at a time
rainbow dash be up in this bitch yo yo
inspirobot.me is a fucking meme goldmine. It's basically a AI designed to make quites, but instead it usually just generates top-tier shitposts.
Ok after reading a few stories on /k/ and /out/ I've sortoff developed a deer fetish. I know this is extremely degenerate and I would never act out on it. I just figured this place would be the best to discuss it. So you guys think it's alright or should I just off myself for being a degenerate?
Has anyone here used HAMnet or any other alternatives to the internet? If so how did you do it and what was it like?
Today I Learned
I'm going to try to bring a bit more life to here, and because I don't think this thread would work too well on the main board, I'll put it on /sp/!>rules
post something that you learned that you think others might be interested in or that you think is worth sharing, preferably with some source to back it up.>Today I Learned
There's both a mayor of London and a Right Honorable Lord Mayor of the city of London Corporation.http://archive.is/R6vN9
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wait a minute NOW WAIT A MINUTE MATT
I just wanted to express my appreciation. Its been what, ~16 mos since 4/mlpol/ and I would never have expected to be a horsefucker, but this last year has been unreservedly the best I've ever had.
And its cuz of (you). Thank you.
I just wanted to take the time to say it. I love this place, I love you guys, and no matter what happens in the future (with G5 or whatever) but this will always be my home no matter what happens.Oh yeah, its a smarmy hugbox/feels thread. Post here if you're a feelsy-faggot who wants to spew. What? Don't look at me like that! If those faggots can shit up the board with reddit shit, I'm gonna tell you guys I think you're the best! Deal!https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY
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Good job /sp/!
I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you /sp/ergs and that I'm glad this is becoming more of a bonified board. Also, glory to John Elway of course!
GRUG PUT LONGNOSE TRIBE INTO STINKY CAVE!
Is the lanket advantage real?
>tfw you aren't a Californian
The only thing that stops me from blowing out my brains are these fucking depressing greens and I have no fucking idea why. Any of you willing to spare a bin? The feelsier the better, please.
post kongz you gaybos
Phillip Burnel FIRED from CURSE ENTERTAINMENT
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" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1020418509380247553TONIGHT DSP got fired from his Partner Network "Curse", with which he was teamed up since Spring 2017.
Allegedly the Breakup is related to Phil Adsense account, which enables him to put adds on his videos.
It is suspected that Phils Ex-girlfriend (or someone pretending to be her)
smeared him in the google customer service for fraud, which led them to deactivate his add account. Phils recent Adsense account was a sockpuppet set up under her name after he was "banned" from the service (when he told people to click on the adds to increase engagement, which was a contract violation.)
Phillip Burnel now no longer has protection of a gaming network, No regular monthly income or the ability to put adds on his channel with 50.000 plus videos. ACCORDING TO EXPERTS THIS MIGHT BE THE KILLING BLOW TO HIS CAREER IF HE FAILS TO AMEND THE SITUATION.
He held an emergency begging stream tonight to tell his people about the situation. Further coverage is to be expected in the coming hours.
I just got a day long global ban for saying nigger on /v/. What the fuck gives?