>>18525Alright bro, how to grow potatoes and tomatoes and chickens?
Btw what do you know about "Space Buckets"? I hear weedfags use them to make weed but they work great on farming anything indoors.
>>18526No idea, but it is a good time to learn moar.
>>18526how you do it depends on how much land you have, also climate.
if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.
>>18528>>18527How hardcore a farmer can a man become before the government wants to fuck with him?
>>18532Not much. As soon as the bureaucrats notice him, men with legal papers and weapons will you up demanding a cut.
Eeyore the donkey is shown a video of himself reaching 50K followers on TikTok and honked repeatedly to show his sincere thanks.
I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like niggers no siree.
>>18566There are two known things that will make me Puke,Thats a Hog Eating Slop and a Big Black Spook
>>18568The Mouse Utopia Experiment was actually Really Fucked up. But the Findings from that Experiment was Worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2o >>18569What does thus truly prove about human behaviour?
That animals were not meant to be pampered pets, and neither were people?
That a society where everyone is rewarded equally encourages mediocrity and laziness and sin while discouraging excellence?
That the hedonic treadmill makes attempts to force a utopia doomed to fail by design, and the best society man can ask for is one where he can fairly earn his prosperity according to his ability and value?
>>18570People Being Packed into Cities like Sardines Breeds Degeneracy.
But also the points you made.
I bet Hasbro would make [MAD STACKS] if they just released a Nintendogs knockoff for the Nintendo Switch and Mobile Phone where you get a pony
walk your pony
pet your pony
Sometimes encounter other pony owners
feed, bathe, clothe your pony
give your pony a cute collar and nice leash for walking
teach your pony new tricks like backflipping for earth ponies and barrel rolls for pegasi and teleporting for unicorns
>>18572Yeah, but ponies are people in FiM, so keeping them as pets is kind of weird.
Unless you want it to also be like Teaching Feeling.
Scammer's card reader at the gas pump.
>>18591I was going to call this shit then I noticed the SS marks and how the summoning seals were changed
10/10 would Kuchiyose No GastheJews-tsu again
>>18573Countless mobile gacha games are built around rolling for and owning ightly-moving jpegs. Anime girls, ships, all sorts of people more human-looking than Pokemon. Besides Hasbro's toyline is practically built on owning ponies with names and playsets and little hairbrushes. Owning your own Twilight Sparkle in a game wouldnt be that weird. It'd be weird if it played like nintendogs instead of a mobile scam game.
>>18540This is a Nigel ass meme.
>>18511 →Speaking, sorry. I should've but I haven't watched the thread consistently for a few months, I keep everything open in a private window and sometimes when my computer restarts I'll forget to re-open certain threads. OP did good though.
>>18606WTF is a "Nigel ass meme"?
Looks like its gonna be venison tonight ^_^
Even the animals of this realm sense that McDonalds 'food' isn't real food.
>>18618Hey, ugly people can have sex too.
Pic unrelated.
>>18608A reddit meme. Nigel is a fucking redditor, and I have suspicions that you are Nigel.
>>18620>everything I don't like is NigelOh fuck off cunt. I posted the meme. I have browsed this board for four years and have never used reddit even once in my life. I am not the poster you like to call "Nigel". I will post whatever I want wherever I want to, and if you don't like you can kiss my ass.
>>18621>I posted the meme>a lieYou didn't nigger. I posted that dog.
>>18621>I have browsed this board for four years>Trust me, I'm an oldfagI guess this is another lie. Why that would be?
>>18626....
Well, now I sound like an idiot. I guess I got confused because I posted the same dog on discord earlier and thought it was me.
>>18627Nah, that part was accurate, and you can still kiss my ass.
>>18645I didn't know they hired trannies for that kind of job.
>>18650He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress
I suddenly want to get like 100 baby chicks, and then let them spread out in a garage, and then chase them around with a shop-vac gobbling them up, and then dump them out and repeat
>>18725Post the video of you doing it.
>>18725Just make sure you don't hurt them.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Generous nigger donates to McDonalds.
Fuck the jew flu and the ZOG government!
https://youtu.be/rlSYabmJuzM>>18938There will come a point that when the Apocalypse DOES arrive, whoever is left will be like "Finally, ffs"
>>19162Is there a higher quality version of this? I love the video but the only versions I've come across have been jpegged to all hell
>>19298Kek id let anon mare sit on my face
>>19302What the actual fuck is the weeb garbage, both are shit.
>>19311Kek
ive never watched smiling friends. is it any good?
>>19310Why would I be attracted to human w*men?
>>19354i think you replied to the wrong post
>>19355No, I don't think I did. I think you posted >nohooves
>>19357Thank you, that is a good mare.
>>19359Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back. Mares are far too pure for such things.
>>19360>Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back. As so the decline of decency has brought the western women to this lowly lifestyle. That is far from the picturesque beauty of what once was the esteemed European womanly wife.
>Mares are far too pure for such things.They retain the fundamental values of instinctual femininity,
Would you be cool with betatesting Ponymon?
>>19621Yea you should bump the thread you made for it.
>imagine having Fridays off
>be drunk and trying to catch ducks at the park
>dark duck quacks at me
>"quacker!"
>hit duck with fishing pole
Life is good
>>19738Imagine that pudgy teacher trying to fit into her old uniform, overwhelmed with old memories of when her future seemed so much brighter.
Imagine consoling her as she weeps over the loss of Big Mac, who just couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Imagine jogging (trotting?) around Ponyville to help her lose weight
Imagine pouncing on her once she's far away from town, both laughing as you roll down a hill together and collapse in each other's arms
Imagine staring into her eyes and telling her she's beautiful with such certainty, she can believe it, even if only for a second
Imagine kissing her
>>19739>couldn't say no to the Pie family charmNice Mac ended up with Sugar Belle though. Marble got cucked.
>>19740lmao I forgot about Sugar Belle and thought he was still with Marble. What possessed the writers to do that relationship anyway? Had they even shared an onscreen interaction before it happened?
>pudgy teacher
Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
>arms
Not even trying
>>19746>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fatAnons do this shit all the time, if you didn't notice.
AJ has a nice apple-shaped butt.
>>19746She's middle-aged and a schoolteacher, it's impossible for her to not be overweight or underweight.
>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
t. literal autist
>>19746>>19739She may be pudgy but id still smash.
>>19748This.
Cheerlie has the body of a mare dangerously close to middle age, and that makes that cheerleader outfit even hotter.
Cheerilee would be feeling that middle-aged urge to mate while she still has some eggs left
>>19756Imagine her experiencing an intense heat. Imagine the smell of her snowpities. Imagine her succumbing to an animalistic state of feral lust and fucking the brains out of an anon haha as a joke haha
>>19756Oh, absolutely. She must be thirsty as fuck and desperate to boot.
>>19748>impossibleBy that logic, I should be unable to find any pics of fit, middle-aged women, yes
>>19783Low IQ untermench with a death wish.
>>19785Yea, but why are they Skitching the 18 wheeler?
>>19786Untermench are going to unter.
>>19787Can't argue with you there.
>>19802Based. what is this from?
>>19803From a series from the 80's which aims to teach children about our body. The english title is "Once Upon a Time... Life." This scene is from the (old) german version(new releases have been censored).
We watched the first few episodes in middle school I remember it being pretty entertaining and educative. Pic not related
>>20051Now THATS some next-level beer-battering!
>Like a magic trick. Now you see him and now you don't.
You're a commie and drink Starbucks? You need to watch this - WTF
Came across this image and decided to edit the text from "nazi" to "nigger"
>>20088Her hair being that long untied in a lab setting is a severe violation of most lab safety protocols.
The FitnessGlans (InYourMouth) Penis Test is a multistage testicular capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 liter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The thrustimg speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single lap should be penetrated every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to thrust in a straight line and cum as long as possible. The second time you fail to impregnate a wap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready... Start. ding
Shut the fuck up Tara Strong you voiced Omi from Xiaolin Showdown, a neon yellow asian boy with a silly accent in an asian-inspired world full of mostly-white characters from all over the world. You've violated the left's commandments on playing foreign characters yet the left will only ever bring it up if they decide they hate you now and need to invent excuses for it.
>>20107Tara Strong is an annoying attention whore and I do not care about her stupid khazar milkers.
>>20107It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevance. I wonder how hard she's going to crash when it finally hits home that being horse famous for ten years meant absolutely nothing, and that she was never a real celebrity and never will be.
>>20109Not to be catty, but
>It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevanceHe says on a dying site of a dead fandom
>>20110Go away, Tara. We already know we're irrelevant and that this site is just an autistic mortal purgatory.
>>20111Thats why you postured, right? Cuz you 'know' we're irrelevant? Did your perception of inherent relevancy factor into your "you're irrelevant" spiel or was that icing on the cake?
I posit that one who recognizes their irrelevancy would have the presence of mind to remain irrelevant instead of piping off, but it takes all kinds.
>>20113>effortlessly poking holes in someone's position is 'seething'FFS, can you go 5 minutes without revisionist history?
Are you THAT fragile?
>>20114>he's still madLook, Anon, I don't understand why you're so upset, but this isn't healthy. You're grasping at straws while trying to argue over an innocuous, playful post and you're using some emotionally loaded language to do it. You seem to be confused and angry.
Is everything okay, poner? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings so badly with my silly comment.
>>20109I mean, she had a pretty good voice acting career. She did Raven too.
As much as a cunt she is, she has a sexy voice.
I genuinely hope it's just Tara, what kind of faggot would simp THIS hard for some bitch in a horse-whispering forum.
>>20115It was a yes or no question, but apparently not only are you incapable, but you're incapable of basic self reflection. Feel free to posture and imply, meanwhile some of us live in reality and can be honest about it.
>>20120>posturin' 8=D>imblying' xp>plz gib me more attention, anon senpai!1!1!!Again, (You) appear to be confused. Going to sage and not give (You) anymore (You)s after this. The screen cap should illustrate that (You) either don't seem to know which anon (You)'re talking to or that (You) really are just that desperate for (You)s.
>>20118She's good at what she does, but cartoon voice actors aren't A-list celebrities by any means (other than a couple of odd names like Mark Hamill who are also famous for other things). The thing about Tara though is you can tell she has a huge ego and she's gotten used to having celebrity-level attention lavished on her by bronies and fanboys for a decade. Now she's back to being a normie who happens to have a neat job doing cartoon voiceovers. People like her thrive on attention and hate being reduced to normie status once they've had a taste of what it feels like to be a big star.
>>20121>tries to pick a fight>gets laughed at>cope.jpg>gets laughed at harder>concern trolling, definitely not more copeAmazing levels of cognitive dissonance anon. I guess you couldnt help posturing that you're not gonna posture more, cuz
I'm fishing for (you)s? My goodness; gaslighting, revisionist history, blame deflection, all in a few posts. If I wasnt such a meany-head who you're to good to admit deliberately (and on such a weak premise) Id invite you to the Narcissism thread.
Or is it you've already posted there?
Oh, right, sageing and not responding. While you're pretending to not pay attention anymore, pay special attention to how (you) sought relevance by first responding to me, not the other way around.
>>20131Working on a concrete crew, but I'm white and I'm Jose.
Low IQ and a selfie with a train.
Are sigma male affirmation videos healthy or unhealthy?
>>20153Do sigma males require affirmation?
"Oh my god, girl, you're so alpha today!"
"Oh, I know! Just hope it doesn't clash with someone's gamma energy..."
"Right?! I was feeling so beta earlier because of it! Like eugh!"
Faggots that unironically use [Greek alphabet] as part of their identity are like women with astrology.
>>20154Real men don't need the affirmation of others. I'm wondering if it would help one grow into a real man, or hinder him.
>>20157Then how 'healthy' it is depends on (you)
Not trying to zen koan here, I mean tht are you the aort to get entertained by videos, or are you one who takes from them and applies the philisophy/ideology where applicable?
>>20164Good god that looks unbelievably painful
>>20186Who knows. Maybe it feels good.
>>20195Hell yeah, you could pair up meat from the same cow that way
Imagine, going through the meat department like it's some kind of Monopoly match game
>Anyone got a piece of Chloe? I've got burger from Sally, Nancy, and Paula I'll trade!
>>20196They're not actual stickers from the manufacturer, it's placed by soy vegans to guilttrip people, they have no idea who the cow was or what it was called
>>20195What absolute fucking bullshit. FAIRY FAGGOTS and BITCHES are running around, smacking SHIT on STEAKS while I can't even get a goddamned machine that sells MARES because of subhuman, NORMIE SCUM!
>>20195Chloe has been murdered!!!!
Is this the soyjaking department?
>>20223Indians never discovered math buddy
>>20224>IndiansIt looks like a kike operating from inside the indian reservation tax heaven.
>abuser gets karma and donkey gets justice
>>20230>Dyed haired shitskinMan, I've been told a thing or two about Donkey bites.
Amish barn raised in one day.
>>20251The Amish are so fucking cool. No drugs. No degeneracy. They don't care that they don't have the latest ipod, iphone, ps4 and nintendo. They're like Mormons but they take it even more seriously. If social sciences were real sciences they would observe these groups, find out what makes them successful, see if it's possible for a society to remain traditional while also improving its technology.
>>20252B-but, blasting some faggot's brain is illegal.
>>20254>improving its technologyTechnology is the devil's work.
>>20256Technology is man's work. The perverse application and abuse thereof is the devil's work.
>>20257>Technology is man's work.I'm not so sure about that.
>>20258It's the product of man's labor and ingenuity. The devil uses man's work against him. Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.
>>20259>Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.And because is corrupted, technology must be destroyed. It is for the greater good.
>>20260>technology must be destroyedWhat does that even mean? Smashing rocks together is technology. Boiling water is technology. Shitposting on this site is technology.
>>20262You need technology to shitpost, unless you're doing it by writing on walls.
Are you better than Chris Chan: bingo edition
A game to make you feel better about yourself. I'll start.
>>20269>brain teaserI'll pass. Also, release Chris-Chan.
>>20269Numbering the X axis with numbers and the y axis with letters...
1a, 3a is a joke because accepting your bad art is the only way to work on and improve it instead of giving up art altogether, 4a, 5a...
1b, 3b, 4b,
1c, 2c, 3c, 4c is a joke because some forums really are just discord servers but worse and full of denser people like some sonic fan forum I got yelled at decades ago, 5c.
1d, 2d, 3d, 4d (does Chris Chan really have insincere religious beliefs, putting aside the dimensional merge copium delusion?), 5d
1e, 2e, 3e, 4e, 5e fuck every fizzy drink in existence I have a water purifier that takes hours to boil and filter and when it smells like shit you know it's done.
>>20271This post is prime example of an anon deep inside calculus' matrices.
Damn!
>>20286Based. Celestia is best pony.
Guess which one I just bought last night......
>Be taxman.
>US is destroyed to hell and back.
>Farms are gone, people all around are coughing up the very fibers of their being, radiation has made life that survived dangerous to even eat, hospitals are now empty the staff having fled or died, now more worried about saving their loved ones from impossible circumstances than the random person, medicine is no longer transported.
>You knock on a door of a home, barely standing.
>A starving looking child answers the door.
"Hello, are your parents home?"
>...
"They owe ten thousand dollars to the IRS, so if you see them let them know we need a payment or we'll have to repossess the home"
>"It's been 31 days since the bombs dropped! How are we supposed to pay taxes, we have nothing!"
"Well we're all in a bit of a pickle, that's why President Biden made the "Save the people" tax, we'll use your taxes to help Jamal get back on his feet. Don't be a bigot and have that money ready by the end of the month."
>You leave and are cannibalized by a few mexicans that were in the cartel.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>20407I would literally rather spank it to cartoon ponies than fuck that thing, let alone pretend that it's a creature deserving of dignity.
Humanity will not survive.
>>204104/5 people weren't retards. On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good. She didn't pull the pump out (perhaps due to lack of effort) and even put away the pump which is good, but troubling questions arise from that.
A. She can't judge distance. A road hazard to everyone and should not be driving.
B. She can judge distance. But object permanence is an issue. (Failing to realize which side of the car has the gas tank)
C. Is ignorant lacking three dimensional navigation and problem solving.
D. Something else is going on, maybe drugs, maybe a being from a two point five dimensional plane, maybe inability who knows.
E. Attention whoring. Or political/comedic commentary about womwn driving. Or a dare to act a fool. Or an actor.
>>20412Yeah.
>>20410>>20411Looking back on it I'm really tempted to say it's actually E. Where she's looking bugs me. But the license plate is itching somethin' in my brain fierce.
>>20422Soyjak posting is the ultimate end goal of all political discussion. Get into an argument with another anon over Nicaraguan packing peanuts? Soyjak that faggot and he'll be absolutely pwned. How will he ever recover?
>>20428This is how Conservatism has always been, since the beginning. Conservatism is actually a form of liberalism, only slower. Conservation doesn't mean stopping liberalist change, only slowing it down.
Mechanic Discovers Source of Car's Clunks.
>>20433Kind of shitty to cut down such an ancient and monumental tree, tbh.
I'm not treehugger, but when a tree gets that big and old it has some sentimental value.
>>20434More like sedimental value. If a tree is in the way of something the white man wants or needs it's just a prettier stalagtite.
>>20435I disagree. That three looks like it's more than a millennia old. What could it possibly be in the way of to be worth cutting down?
>in the way of something the white man wantsBy "the white man" do you mean the uber-rich Jew who bought up the land it was on after pulling strings in the government to get priority land grabs?
>>20435>More like sedimental value.Looking at the majestic of that tree, if feels like a crime.
>>20434>>20436>>20437Thank you for being sane.
>>20435There are plenty of other trees that can be cut down for wood that aren't monuments to centuries of history. Go find some of those. Our skin color doesn't give us the right to do whatever we want to for 0.0005% increased profits, if it did we'd be jews, not aryans.
>>20475Can anypony list the songs used in this?
>>20523>woman driving a cuckoverI hope she went to forever prison and her cuckover was smelted.
>>20524I hope the tow driver and the bureaucracy who hired him go down in flames.
>>20526So do I, but the the cuckover must be destroyed.
>>20613What's with the left's obsession with dysgenic freaks that tick as many nonwhite abnormal boxes as possible?
>>20616Maybe that tactic wouldn't be so effective if the teens weren't made to feel that no one cares...
Slaanesh will give me mares.
>>20643That symbol is like the male and female symbols and alchemy sumbols but fucked with
>>20643>>20644Nope. Is just QoS. That pony is built for Zebra cock.
In Warhammer canon, could one technically rove some Emperor-forsaken shit hole looking for Slaaneshi mares to
>rape?I'll support chaos if I get to cum inside a mare regularly, presumably before dying a tremendously violent death, ofc. Totally worth it.
>>20644It's a shitty drawing of a chaos symbol. I think it's supposed to resemble sex symbols because hedonism or whatever.
>>20645I didn't know what any of that meant or what a 'QoS' was. I'm in awe of your cuckoldry knowledge, fag.
>>20644Slaanesh is a troon, so it's not like it's far-off. Always find that funny, if you enter a lot of leftist spaces you'll find that a lot of them act like slaaneshi cultists too.
>>20649Well, is there any Imperial option that lets me pound pretty pony poon persistently? Probably not.
I'm left with Slaaneshi deviancy or vague T'au faggotry and perpetual sexual frustration. Realistically, one could just kill Slaaneshi troons while raping their way through evil mares.
>>20650In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there are no mares to pound.
Consider that Slaanesh is a chaos god and embodies every fetish and deviancy, so although you might find >horse pussy you'll find alongside it furries, scalies, and fetishists of the most depraved stuff you can imagine. Basically Derpibooru but even worse.
>>20651Slaanesh on the surface level is about getting rocks off, it's actually about pushing things further.
Crossing one more line, being more dickish than before, going down the unending pit of horrors, making those horrors and making those horrors more horrific.
Sure you could possibly drown in knock off mare pussy, reach the highest of ecstasy, while pushing the known bounds of experience and feeling. There's no backing down, no going back, no moral line left uncrossed. The suffering promised to be inflicted would outstrip the fleeting ecstasy.
All the other chaos gods feel Slaanesh creeping in changing their previous method operandi.
>>20643Slaanesh will extract a toll upon you for knock off mares. They don't have the snowpitty.
Join the Equestrian side with the god princesses of pony kind.
>>20651>In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there are no mares to pound.Dark and grim indeed. Fortunately, chaos offers mares.
>Basically Derpibooru but even worse.Terrifying. You're making me doubt Slaanesh. Are mares worth it? Probably.
>>20652>Sure you could possibly drown in knock off mare pussy, reach the highest of ecstasy, while pushing the known bounds of experience and feeling.Unfathomably based. I like bootleg waifus, anyway. Imagine doing psychotropic drugs with an iridescent pegasus who's color shifts as her wings flitter about while she forcefully rides your cock with a rictus grin, entrancing you before her lustrous eyes pull you into a toe-curling, eyes-in-back-of-head orgasm. Then, when that's done, I can do the most horrifically debauched act a man and a mare could do together: hand-in-hoof holding.
>Slaanesh will extract a toll upon you for knock off mares. Fuck my soul. I'm not using it anyway.
>Join the Equestrian side with the god princesses of pony kind.>snowpitiesThe idea of ponies existing somewhere in WH40K with their potent snowpities is actually interesting. Surely they'd be more powerful than the Elder. Would happily swear loyalty to the Imperium of Equus.I
will get access to demon mares and I
will pwn the Imperial woketards and their gay butt emperor.
The so-called "god" emperor would put me to death for speaking these unforgivable truths. There is no love more sacred and pure than that which is shared between a man and a mare. Men and mares belong together and any who deny these most basic, fundamental facts can't possibly be good.
I love demon mares and their lovely demon mare butts! I hate Imperial nerds and their imperial nerd butts! Chaos is based! Simple as.
>>20653Chaos is a metaphor for the four degeneracies that destroy empires.
Plagues, bad wars, the neverending escalation of the treadmill of sexual deviancy, and enemy schemers.
Chaos cannot create, only pervert and destroy and rot.
Chaos pussy is infected and disgusting.
If you want to fuck horses, the Imperium Of Pony would be better.
Imagine breeding a Space Marine chapter mistress. And then breeding the best mares of her chapter as she watches, cheers you on, gives tips and has servbots bring you food and drink. Celestia would have no desire to spay and neuter her greatest warriors. You could be the first male the space pony marines meet in centuries and impregnate over 100,000 of them to help them replenish their numbers.
>>20643If that picture was made by who I think it was made by, then that's not a mare. If it really is a demon of slaanesh pretending to be a pony, then that's also not a mare. Come back to the Emperor's light, there are plenty of admech-sanctioned bio-engineered mares for you here.
>>20643>zoom in>enhanceDoes that bitch have two dicks?
That's fucking gay.
Double gay.
Snakes have two dicks.
Multi armed women are pushing it and many animals do have multiple breasts but when you start getting into multiple dicks that's a slippery slope towards characters who are sets of genitals first and anything else second. Random amalgamations of fetishized body parts. Multiple heads fetish like the perverts responsible for Steven SJWniverse. Too many deviations from the human form for it to be recognizable as remotely human any more.
People who want to cum inside Rainbow Dash and Renamon will judge you.
This is the most degenerate shit I have ever seen.
Look at it if you want to remember how to feel disgusted.
This is where furryism takes you.
This is where the slippery slope of dehumanization and depersonalization leads.
It's one thing for oversized body parts like giant tits to end up bigger than a womans head and take the point of focus away from the face that makes her a human.
But this?
This is the end of furryism.
Where it all leads.
The detatchment of body part fetishism from anything approaching normalcy.
Slaanesh shit like the Pyrovore ain't got shit on this.
>>20656But I don't want to a pony. That's gay.
>>20659>picAgain, was just tag surfing and came across it under the Warhammer tag. If it turns out to be pozzed, then to hell with it. Kinda fish faced and ugly anyway.
>Come back to the Emperor's lightOnly if I get tech priest mares. Tech priest mares are my favorite. Knowing my luck, I'd probably get turned into a servitor anyway, but at least I might get to be her dildo servitor or whatever.
>>20660>Nigel turns a silly shitposting conversation into dicks and posts furry pornNot even Slaaneshi cultists think about cocks more than you.
>>20661I did it.
I saved the day. No more gay slaanesh shit.
>>20661I wouldn't be surprised if Belisarius Cawl has the technology to make mares, you'd just have to be a high-ranking imperial citizen or astartes/custodes, though the astartes have small dicks so I don't think anybody here would want to be one of them.
Imagine coming back from a bloody conflict to your own personal mare waiting for you, ready to soothe and nuzzle into your shirt while her sopping marehood rubs against your leg
>>20661A Biological Techpriest plus whatever crap needed could make mares.
Not to mention pleasure planets.
>>20664Being a rogue trader would give you an Edict from the Imperium of Mankind as the defacto voice of the emperor.
Getting your hands on one barring being born into it might be a challenge.
You know who would have the best technology? Ponies, not only for the obvious reasons, but because Joako (Space wizard tech artist monkey ape but aliens) would just help them cause friendship and ponies.
There's also the golden age of mankind that could possibly have some tech that might bridge the gap. Along side uncorrupted AI.
Not to mention warp travel bends time and space over. So lost golden age super ship popping up nearly brand new can happen.
So getting a planet of mares is a matter of convincing the trigger happy inquisition or person that would shield you (or bring said person) that all you need to make those limited but highly in demand super rings the inquisition has is have mares and space monke.
Mares and cool schizotech.
Good news all the support all the time, just keep the cool stuff rolling. Bad news you're a big target because mares and schizotech.
>>20653You're the reason bronies get looked down upon, as you're willing to tolerate the most depraved crap around you just to get off on your bestiality fetish. W40k's themes are timeless, but if they could be associated with the modern day it would be aligning with the LGBT+ Trojan Horse (literally a horse in this case) pedo movement just because at some point they'll normalize sex with animals. You would be one of a few thousand literal horsefuckers benefiting from it while there will be
millions of furries willing to abuse dogs.
>>20660Someone either sent you the most degenerate crap he could find and you made the conscious decision to save it on your computer, or you actively looked through pages of furry pr0n to find the most degenerate crap you can find and save it, just to prove a point.
Why?I had to look up what Renamon is.
>bipedal foxWhy? I don't really care whether people have weird attractions to pokémon, digimon or whatever, but the fact that among all those options you choose a literal >anthro fox says a lot about you. You're already on that slippery slope.
>>20665>ponies get the advantage of a random "space wizard tech artist monkey ape but aliens" whose name brought up random results for no reasonPlease don't go into writing as a profession.
>>20666Bronies are "looked down upon" because basing your identity on your love for a piece of media is cringe but the fanbases for Star Wars, LOTR, Star Trek, and Anime get a pass in the normie's mind because they're old. Sure, FIM's good seasons are old too, but FIM became popular enough for retards to get sick of seeing it everywhere and hate it to seem contrarian and above it all.
Furry zoophiles already abuse and rape real dogs. Fucking your dog is wrong because canines are not meant for human dick. Mares are meant for human dick.
And there's no way in hell you had to look up who Renamon is. That's like claiming you don't know about Sonic or Ryu or Gandalf. Some characters are so popular you see them and hear their names before you know what they are from.
I literally entered "body_horror penis" into e621 and saw that shit and said "yep, this is some chaos level degeneracy".
Thank you for looking. But also why the fuck did you look? What did you expect, pictures of a grinning pony holding up a sign that says "lmao made you look"?
>>20666>The Jokaero are an alien race, ape-like in appearance who are capable of tremendous technological and logical feats, and who also specialize in miniaturisation technology.>>20665What a typo.
>>20660That's a loin cloth. A piece of fabric.
>>20653>SoulNever mind the soul.
It's literal pain and suffering. As in torment and torture.
>>20667>body horrorI mean it's
>no hooves.
That's the shallow end of the pool.
>>20667>And there's no way in hell you had to look up who Renamon is. That's like claiming you don't know about Sonic or Ryu or Gandalf. Some characters are so popular you see them and hear their names before you know what they are from.I know nothing about Digimon other than the completely accurate summary of it by Kilian. It's still odd to put people who want to cum inside an anthro fox on the same level as pone.
>>20670Digimon are living programs from a digital realm that came into being when the internet was created somehow.
Or maybe the digital realm always existed and the human internet just runs through it?
I haven't seen Digimon in years.
Anyway wanting to fuck renamon isn't bestiality. She might look like a fox girl but she is just ones and very fuckable zeroes.
Wanting to fuck a quadrupedal horse is closer to bestiality even though FIM ponies have human level intelligence just like most Pokemon who aren't hyper intelligent or canonically retarded.
>>20666>Satan is the voice of reasonKek.
>>20667>I literally entered "body_horror penis" into e621 and saw that shit and said "yep, this is some chaos level degeneracy".Yes, but you then saved it and posted it, making you a chaos level degenerate Nigel. You're enabling that shit by giving it clicks.
>>20671>She might look like a fox girl but she is just ones and very fuckable zeroes.Yeah, I'm gonna have to say that's heresy. Hans, get the flamer.
Does Warhammer have the only fandom as autistic as mlp?
>>20673If warhammer 40gay's fanbase was autistic they would have amazing fanmade content like the FIM and Sonic fandoms.
40gay's fanbase is just circlejerking retards giggling over the same tired 30 year old memes. Duhuhuh, heresy. Hyegh hyegh, waaaagh.
What does 40K have besides the Angry Marines? Some good greentexts?
>>20674I dunno, man. They got a shit ton of impressive fan animations like Astartes. And what about If the Emperor had a TTS Device? There's some good shit out there
>>20666>You're the reason bronies get looked down uponIt's cute that you think the average normalfag has an opinion worth considering. Guess I'll stop doing anything that could possibly upset the status quo. I'd just hate to offend the same people that worship faggots and niggers while on an autistic website that bizarrely combines mlp with politics.
That would just be crazy!
>bestiality fetishWhat makes you think that I want to fuck actual animals? I'm genuinely curious. When I said "mares" it should be obvious to any horsefucker that I'm referring to sapient, adult ponies. Or demons, in this case.
The rest of your schizoid rant would be too tedious to respond to, therefore cartoon horse pussy.
>>20674>amazing fanmade content like the FIM and Sonic fandomsNigel, Sonic is shit that only literal retards like. Also, wild opinion, but mlp is popular almost entirely due to fan content. The show is cute and all that, but it's not why most people are in this husk of a fandom. Fan content and community is everything for horsefukery and I don't know if the same could be said for WH40K spergs and Sonic retards.
You should stick to cocks and cock accessories since that seems to be more your speed.
>be DnD character
>need to sleep