/sp/ - Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V4.0: Broncos' Comeback

Last thread hit bump limit.

Grow food, not lawns.

>>18525
Alright bro, how to grow potatoes and tomatoes and chickens?
Btw what do you know about "Space Buckets"? I hear weedfags use them to make weed but they work great on farming anything indoors.

>>18526
No idea, but it is a good time to learn moar.

>>18526
how you do it depends on how much land you have, also climate.
if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.

>>18528
>if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.
This.

I don't care for Jews.

>>18528
>>18527
How hardcore a farmer can a man become before the government wants to fuck with him?

>>18532
Not much. As soon as the bureaucrats notice him, men with legal papers and weapons will you up demanding a cut.

Eeyore the donkey is shown a video of himself reaching 50K followers on TikTok and honked repeatedly to show his sincere thanks.

I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like niggers no siree.

>>18566
There are two known things that will make me Puke,Thats a Hog Eating Slop and a Big Black Spook

>>18568
The Mouse Utopia Experiment was actually Really Fucked up. But the Findings from that Experiment was Worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2o

>>18569
What does thus truly prove about human behaviour?
That animals were not meant to be pampered pets, and neither were people?
That a society where everyone is rewarded equally encourages mediocrity and laziness and sin while discouraging excellence?
That the hedonic treadmill makes attempts to force a utopia doomed to fail by design, and the best society man can ask for is one where he can fairly earn his prosperity according to his ability and value?

>>18570
People Being Packed into Cities like Sardines Breeds Degeneracy.
But also the points you made.

I bet Hasbro would make [MAD STACKS] if they just released a Nintendogs knockoff for the Nintendo Switch and Mobile Phone where you get a pony
walk your pony
pet your pony
Sometimes encounter other pony owners
feed, bathe, clothe your pony
give your pony a cute collar and nice leash for walking
teach your pony new tricks like backflipping for earth ponies and barrel rolls for pegasi and teleporting for unicorns

>>18572
Yeah, but ponies are people in FiM, so keeping them as pets is kind of weird.
Unless you want it to also be like Teaching Feeling.

Scammer's card reader at the gas pump.

>>18591
I was going to call this shit then I noticed the SS marks and how the summoning seals were changed
10/10 would Kuchiyose No GastheJews-tsu again

>>18573
Countless mobile gacha games are built around rolling for and owning ightly-moving jpegs. Anime girls, ships, all sorts of people more human-looking than Pokemon. Besides Hasbro's toyline is practically built on owning ponies with names and playsets and little hairbrushes. Owning your own Twilight Sparkle in a game wouldnt be that weird. It'd be weird if it played like nintendogs instead of a mobile scam game.

>>18540
This is a Nigel ass meme.
>>18511 →
Speaking, sorry. I should've but I haven't watched the thread consistently for a few months, I keep everything open in a private window and sometimes when my computer restarts I'll forget to re-open certain threads. OP did good though.

>>18606
WTF is a "Nigel ass meme"?

Looks like its gonna be venison tonight ^_^

Even the animals of this realm sense that McDonalds 'food' isn't real food.

>>18618
Hey, ugly people can have sex too.
Pic unrelated.

>>18608
A reddit meme. Nigel is a fucking redditor, and I have suspicions that you are Nigel.

>>18620
>everything I don't like is Nigel
Oh fuck off cunt. I posted the meme. I have browsed this board for four years and have never used reddit even once in my life. I am not the poster you like to call "Nigel". I will post whatever I want wherever I want to, and if you don't like you can kiss my ass.

>>18620
>>18621
No, I am Nigel just kidding I'm not but this would be a wall of text if I was

>>18621
>I posted the meme
>a lie
You didn't nigger. I posted that dog.

>>18621
>I have browsed this board for four years
>Trust me, I'm an oldfag
I guess this is another lie. Why that would be?

>>18626
....
Well, now I sound like an idiot. I guess I got confused because I posted the same dog on discord earlier and thought it was me.

>>18627
Nah, that part was accurate, and you can still kiss my ass.

>>18645
I didn't know they hired trannies for that kind of job.

>>18650
The toes don't lie.

>>18650
He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress

I suddenly want to get like 100 baby chicks, and then let them spread out in a garage, and then chase them around with a shop-vac gobbling them up, and then dump them out and repeat

>>18725
Post the video of you doing it.

>>18726
You know it'd be fun

>>18725
Just make sure you don't hurt them.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance

CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Generous nigger donates to McDonalds.

Fuck the jew flu and the ZOG government!
https://youtu.be/rlSYabmJuzM

We do a little trolling

>>18938
There will come a point that when the Apocalypse DOES arrive, whoever is left will be like "Finally, ffs"

>>18946
Just chillax.

>>19100
>Skillet
>I've had some good pmv's in my time, i love a good skillet song, a song in russian, skillet russian cover and smooth transitions in a pmv.
>That is hot stuff.
>And you can get that in a number of yt channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTPZAjS_-A

>>19162
Is there a higher quality version of this? I love the video but the only versions I've come across have been jpegged to all hell

>>19298
Kek id let anon mare sit on my face

>>19302
What the actual fuck is the weeb garbage, both are shit.

>>19311
Kek
ive never watched smiling friends. is it any good?

>>19310
Why would I be attracted to human w*men?

>>19354
i think you replied to the wrong post

>>19355
No, I don't think I did. I think you posted >nohooves

>>19310
>Pic related
>>19354
>Not being attracted to the peak Aryan ideal

>>19357
Thank you, that is a good mare.
>>19359
Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back. Mares are far too pure for such things.

>>19360
>Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back.
As so the decline of decency has brought the western women to this lowly lifestyle. That is far from the picturesque beauty of what once was the esteemed European womanly wife.
>Mares are far too pure for such things.
They retain the fundamental values of instinctual femininity,

>>19162
>>19170
Better version

>>19437
Thank you so much

Would you be cool with betatesting Ponymon?

>>19621
Yea you should bump the thread you made for it.

>>19620
>first clip
It's good.

>>19620
>It's impossible to be both transphobic and racist at the same time
Is that a challenge?

>>19630
Thats pride in my chest.

>TIL Iran has a Benis

>imagine having Fridays off
>be drunk and trying to catch ducks at the park
>dark duck quacks at me
>"quacker!"
>hit duck with fishing pole
Life is good

>>19738
Imagine that pudgy teacher trying to fit into her old uniform, overwhelmed with old memories of when her future seemed so much brighter.
Imagine consoling her as she weeps over the loss of Big Mac, who just couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Imagine jogging (trotting?) around Ponyville to help her lose weight
Imagine pouncing on her once she's far away from town, both laughing as you roll down a hill together and collapse in each other's arms
Imagine staring into her eyes and telling her she's beautiful with such certainty, she can believe it, even if only for a second
Imagine kissing her

>>19739
>couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Nice Mac ended up with Sugar Belle though. Marble got cucked.

>>19740
*Big Mac
Damn autocorrect

>>19740
lmao I forgot about Sugar Belle and thought he was still with Marble. What possessed the writers to do that relationship anyway? Had they even shared an onscreen interaction before it happened?

>pudgy teacher
Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
>arms
Not even trying

>>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
Anons do this shit all the time, if you didn't notice.
AJ has a nice apple-shaped butt.

>>19746
She's middle-aged and a schoolteacher, it's impossible for her to not be overweight or underweight.

>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
t. literal autist

>>19746
>>19739
She may be pudgy but id still smash.

>>19750
seethe and dilate

>>19748
This.
Cheerlie has the body of a mare dangerously close to middle age, and that makes that cheerleader outfit even hotter.

Cheerilee would be feeling that middle-aged urge to mate while she still has some eggs left

>>19756
Imagine her experiencing an intense heat. Imagine the smell of her snowpities. Imagine her succumbing to an animalistic state of feral lust and fucking the brains out of an anon haha as a joke haha

>>19756
Oh, absolutely. She must be thirsty as fuck and desperate to boot.

>>19748
>impossible
By that logic, I should be unable to find any pics of fit, middle-aged women, yes

Instant roasted chicken.

>>19771
Nice cock bro

>>19780
What the fuck is this?

>>19783
Low IQ untermench with a death wish.

>>19785
Yea, but why are they Skitching the 18 wheeler?

>>19786
Untermench are going to unter.

>>19787
Can't argue with you there.

>>19802
Based. what is this from?

>>19803
From a series from the 80's which aims to teach children about our body. The english title is "Once Upon a Time... Life." This scene is from the (old) german version(new releases have been censored).
We watched the first few episodes in middle school I remember it being pretty entertaining and educative. Pic not related

https://youtu.be/WpMRV0r08CI
The money shot is ~2:00

>>20051
Now THATS some next-level beer-battering!

Hmm.
Football music.
https://youtu.be/71l2AGVMcc0

>Like a magic trick. Now you see him and now you don't.

You're a commie and drink Starbucks? You need to watch this - WTF

Came across this image and decided to edit the text from "nazi" to "nigger"

>>20088
Her hair being that long untied in a lab setting is a severe violation of most lab safety protocols.

>>20102
<Tha's fookin righ', never underestimate a cao

The FitnessGlans (InYourMouth) Penis Test is a multistage testicular capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 liter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The thrustimg speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single lap should be penetrated every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to thrust in a straight line and cum as long as possible. The second time you fail to impregnate a wap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready... Start. ding

Shut the fuck up Tara Strong you voiced Omi from Xiaolin Showdown, a neon yellow asian boy with a silly accent in an asian-inspired world full of mostly-white characters from all over the world. You've violated the left's commandments on playing foreign characters yet the left will only ever bring it up if they decide they hate you now and need to invent excuses for it.

>>20107
Tara Strong is an annoying attention whore and I do not care about her stupid khazar milkers.

>>20107
It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevance. I wonder how hard she's going to crash when it finally hits home that being horse famous for ten years meant absolutely nothing, and that she was never a real celebrity and never will be.

>>20109
Not to be catty, but
>It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevance
He says on a dying site of a dead fandom

>>20110
Go away, Tara. We already know we're irrelevant and that this site is just an autistic mortal purgatory.

>>20111
Thats why you postured, right? Cuz you 'know' we're irrelevant? Did your perception of inherent relevancy factor into your "you're irrelevant" spiel or was that icing on the cake?
I posit that one who recognizes their irrelevancy would have the presence of mind to remain irrelevant instead of piping off, but it takes all kinds.

>>20112
>seething this hard over literally nothing
lolwut?

>>20113
>effortlessly poking holes in someone's position is 'seething'
FFS, can you go 5 minutes without revisionist history?
Are you THAT fragile?

>>20114
>he's still mad
Look, Anon, I don't understand why you're so upset, but this isn't healthy. You're grasping at straws while trying to argue over an innocuous, playful post and you're using some emotionally loaded language to do it. You seem to be confused and angry.
Is everything okay, poner? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings so badly with my silly comment.

>>20111
Checked.
This, and proud of it.

>>20109
I mean, she had a pretty good voice acting career. She did Raven too.
As much as a cunt she is, she has a sexy voice.

I genuinely hope it's just Tara, what kind of faggot would simp THIS hard for some bitch in a horse-whispering forum.

>>20115
It was a yes or no question, but apparently not only are you incapable, but you're incapable of basic self reflection. Feel free to posture and imply, meanwhile some of us live in reality and can be honest about it.

>>20120
>posturin' 8=D
>imblying' xp
>plz gib me more attention, anon senpai!1!1!!
Again, (You) appear to be confused. Going to sage and not give (You) anymore (You)s after this. The screen cap should illustrate that (You) either don't seem to know which anon (You)'re talking to or that (You) really are just that desperate for (You)s.

>>20118
She's good at what she does, but cartoon voice actors aren't A-list celebrities by any means (other than a couple of odd names like Mark Hamill who are also famous for other things). The thing about Tara though is you can tell she has a huge ego and she's gotten used to having celebrity-level attention lavished on her by bronies and fanboys for a decade. Now she's back to being a normie who happens to have a neat job doing cartoon voiceovers. People like her thrive on attention and hate being reduced to normie status once they've had a taste of what it feels like to be a big star.

>>20121
>tries to pick a fight
>gets laughed at
>cope.jpg
>gets laughed at harder
>concern trolling, definitely not more cope
Amazing levels of cognitive dissonance anon. I guess you couldnt help posturing that you're not gonna posture more, cuz I'm fishing for (you)s? My goodness; gaslighting, revisionist history, blame deflection, all in a few posts. If I wasnt such a meany-head who you're to good to admit deliberately (and on such a weak premise) Id invite you to the Narcissism thread.
Or is it you've already posted there?
Oh, right, sageing and not responding. While you're pretending to not pay attention anymore, pay special attention to how (you) sought relevance by first responding to me, not the other way around.

>>20131
Working on a concrete crew, but I'm white and I'm Jose.

>>20133
Lyra best pone.

Low IQ and a selfie with a train.

Are sigma male affirmation videos healthy or unhealthy?

>>20153
Do sigma males require affirmation?

"Oh my god, girl, you're so alpha today!"
"Oh, I know! Just hope it doesn't clash with someone's gamma energy..."
"Right?! I was feeling so beta earlier because of it! Like eugh!"
Faggots that unironically use [Greek alphabet] as part of their identity are like women with astrology.

>>20155
>like women with astrology.
Checked.
I can't argue with that.

>>20154
Real men don't need the affirmation of others. I'm wondering if it would help one grow into a real man, or hinder him.

>>20157
Then how 'healthy' it is depends on (you)

Not trying to zen koan here, I mean tht are you the aort to get entertained by videos, or are you one who takes from them and applies the philisophy/ideology where applicable?

>>20164
Good god that looks unbelievably painful

>>20186
Who knows. Maybe it feels good.

>>20195
Hell yeah, you could pair up meat from the same cow that way

Imagine, going through the meat department like it's some kind of Monopoly match game
>Anyone got a piece of Chloe? I've got burger from Sally, Nancy, and Paula I'll trade!

>>20196
They're not actual stickers from the manufacturer, it's placed by soy vegans to guilttrip people, they have no idea who the cow was or what it was called

>>20195
What absolute fucking bullshit. FAIRY FAGGOTS and BITCHES are running around, smacking SHIT on STEAKS while I can't even get a goddamned machine that sells MARES because of subhuman, NORMIE SCUM!

>>20195
Chloe has been murdered!!!!

Is this the soyjaking department?

>>20223
Indians never discovered math buddy

>>20224
>Indians
It looks like a kike operating from inside the indian reservation tax heaven.

>abuser gets karma and donkey gets justice

>>20230
>Dyed haired shitskin
Man, I've been told a thing or two about Donkey bites.

https://youtu.be/TEARObyJJyQ
This is still who we are

Amish barn raised in one day.

>>20251
The Amish are so fucking cool. No drugs. No degeneracy. They don't care that they don't have the latest ipod, iphone, ps4 and nintendo. They're like Mormons but they take it even more seriously. If social sciences were real sciences they would observe these groups, find out what makes them successful, see if it's possible for a society to remain traditional while also improving its technology.

>>20252
B-but, blasting some faggot's brain is illegal.

>>20254
>improving its technology
Technology is the devil's work.

>>20256
Technology is man's work. The perverse application and abuse thereof is the devil's work.

>>20257
>Technology is man's work.
I'm not so sure about that.

>>20258
It's the product of man's labor and ingenuity. The devil uses man's work against him. Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.

>>20259
>Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.
And because is corrupted, technology must be destroyed. It is for the greater good.

>>20260
>technology must be destroyed
What does that even mean? Smashing rocks together is technology. Boiling water is technology. Shitposting on this site is technology.

>>20261
>What does that even mean?

>>20262
You need technology to shitpost, unless you're doing it by writing on walls.

Are you better than Chris Chan: bingo edition
A game to make you feel better about yourself. I'll start.

>>20269
>brain teaser
I'll pass. Also, release Chris-Chan.

>>20269
Numbering the X axis with numbers and the y axis with letters...
1a, 3a is a joke because accepting your bad art is the only way to work on and improve it instead of giving up art altogether, 4a, 5a...
1b, 3b, 4b,
1c, 2c, 3c, 4c is a joke because some forums really are just discord servers but worse and full of denser people like some sonic fan forum I got yelled at decades ago, 5c.
1d, 2d, 3d, 4d (does Chris Chan really have insincere religious beliefs, putting aside the dimensional merge copium delusion?), 5d
1e, 2e, 3e, 4e, 5e fuck every fizzy drink in existence I have a water purifier that takes hours to boil and filter and when it smells like shit you know it's done.

>>20271
This post is prime example of an anon deep inside calculus' matrices.
Damn!

>>20286
Based. Celestia is best pony.

Guess which one I just bought last night......

>Be taxman.
>US is destroyed to hell and back.
>Farms are gone, people all around are coughing up the very fibers of their being, radiation has made life that survived dangerous to even eat, hospitals are now empty the staff having fled or died, now more worried about saving their loved ones from impossible circumstances than the random person, medicine is no longer transported.
>You knock on a door of a home, barely standing.
>A starving looking child answers the door.
"Hello, are your parents home?"
>...
"They owe ten thousand dollars to the IRS, so if you see them let them know we need a payment or we'll have to repossess the home"
>"It's been 31 days since the bombs dropped! How are we supposed to pay taxes, we have nothing!"
"Well we're all in a bit of a pickle, that's why President Biden made the "Save the people" tax, we'll use your taxes to help Jamal get back on his feet. Don't be a bigot and have that money ready by the end of the month."
>You leave and are cannibalized by a few mexicans that were in the cartel.

N I G G E R S
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>20407
I would literally rather spank it to cartoon ponies than fuck that thing, let alone pretend that it's a creature deserving of dignity.

Humanity will not survive.

>>20410
4/5 people weren't retards. On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good. She didn't pull the pump out (perhaps due to lack of effort) and even put away the pump which is good, but troubling questions arise from that.
A. She can't judge distance. A road hazard to everyone and should not be driving.
B. She can judge distance. But object permanence is an issue. (Failing to realize which side of the car has the gas tank)
C. Is ignorant lacking three dimensional navigation and problem solving.
D. Something else is going on, maybe drugs, maybe a being from a two point five dimensional plane, maybe inability who knows.
E. Attention whoring. Or political/comedic commentary about womwn driving. Or a dare to act a fool. Or an actor.

>>20411
>On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good.
Not yet.

>>20412
Yeah.
>>20410
>>20411
Looking back on it I'm really tempted to say it's actually E. Where she's looking bugs me. But the license plate is itching somethin' in my brain fierce.

>>20410
She looks vaccinated.

>>20422
Soyjak posting is the ultimate end goal of all political discussion. Get into an argument with another anon over Nicaraguan packing peanuts? Soyjak that faggot and he'll be absolutely pwned. How will he ever recover?

>>20428
This is how Conservatism has always been, since the beginning. Conservatism is actually a form of liberalism, only slower. Conservation doesn't mean stopping liberalist change, only slowing it down.

Mechanic Discovers Source of Car's Clunks.

>>20433
Kind of shitty to cut down such an ancient and monumental tree, tbh.
I'm not treehugger, but when a tree gets that big and old it has some sentimental value.

>>20434
More like sedimental value. If a tree is in the way of something the white man wants or needs it's just a prettier stalagtite.

>>20435
I disagree. That three looks like it's more than a millennia old. What could it possibly be in the way of to be worth cutting down?
>in the way of something the white man wants
By "the white man" do you mean the uber-rich Jew who bought up the land it was on after pulling strings in the government to get priority land grabs?

>>20435
>More like sedimental value.
Looking at the majestic of that tree, if feels like a crime.

>>20434
>>20436
>>20437
Thank you for being sane.
>>20435
There are plenty of other trees that can be cut down for wood that aren't monuments to centuries of history. Go find some of those. Our skin color doesn't give us the right to do whatever we want to for 0.0005% increased profits, if it did we'd be jews, not aryans.

>>20475
Can anypony list the songs used in this?

>>20523
>woman driving a cuckover
I hope she went to forever prison and her cuckover was smelted.

>>20524
I hope the tow driver and the bureaucracy who hired him go down in flames.

>>20526
So do I, but the the cuckover must be destroyed.

>>20613
What's with the left's obsession with dysgenic freaks that tick as many nonwhite abnormal boxes as possible?

>>20614
Intersectionality.

>>20616
Maybe that tactic wouldn't be so effective if the teens weren't made to feel that no one cares...

Slaanesh will give me mares.

>>20643
That symbol is like the male and female symbols and alchemy sumbols but fucked with

>>20643
>>20644
Nope. Is just QoS. That pony is built for Zebra cock.

In Warhammer canon, could one technically rove some Emperor-forsaken shit hole looking for Slaaneshi mares to
>rape?
I'll support chaos if I get to cum inside a mare regularly, presumably before dying a tremendously violent death, ofc. Totally worth it.
>>20644
It's a shitty drawing of a chaos symbol. I think it's supposed to resemble sex symbols because hedonism or whatever.
>>20645
I didn't know what any of that meant or what a 'QoS' was. I'm in awe of your cuckoldry knowledge, fag.

>>20644
Slaanesh is a troon, so it's not like it's far-off. Always find that funny, if you enter a lot of leftist spaces you'll find that a lot of them act like slaaneshi cultists too.

>>20649
Well, is there any Imperial option that lets me pound pretty pony poon persistently? Probably not.
I'm left with Slaaneshi deviancy or vague T'au faggotry and perpetual sexual frustration. Realistically, one could just kill Slaaneshi troons while raping their way through evil mares.

>>20650
In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there are no mares to pound.
Consider that Slaanesh is a chaos god and embodies every fetish and deviancy, so although you might find >horse pussy you'll find alongside it furries, scalies, and fetishists of the most depraved stuff you can imagine. Basically Derpibooru but even worse.

>>20651
Slaanesh on the surface level is about getting rocks off, it's actually about pushing things further.
Crossing one more line, being more dickish than before, going down the unending pit of horrors, making those horrors and making those horrors more horrific.
Sure you could possibly drown in knock off mare pussy, reach the highest of ecstasy, while pushing the known bounds of experience and feeling. There's no backing down, no going back, no moral line left uncrossed. The suffering promised to be inflicted would outstrip the fleeting ecstasy.
All the other chaos gods feel Slaanesh creeping in changing their previous method operandi.
>>20643
Slaanesh will extract a toll upon you for knock off mares. They don't have the snowpitty.

Join the Equestrian side with the god princesses of pony kind.

>>20651
>In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there are no mares to pound.
Dark and grim indeed. Fortunately, chaos offers mares.
>Basically Derpibooru but even worse.
Terrifying. You're making me doubt Slaanesh. Are mares worth it? Probably.
>>20652
>Sure you could possibly drown in knock off mare pussy, reach the highest of ecstasy, while pushing the known bounds of experience and feeling.
Unfathomably based. I like bootleg waifus, anyway. Imagine doing psychotropic drugs with an iridescent pegasus who's color shifts as her wings flitter about while she forcefully rides your cock with a rictus grin, entrancing you before her lustrous eyes pull you into a toe-curling, eyes-in-back-of-head orgasm. Then, when that's done, I can do the most horrifically debauched act a man and a mare could do together: hand-in-hoof holding.
>Slaanesh will extract a toll upon you for knock off mares.
Fuck my soul. I'm not using it anyway.
>Join the Equestrian side with the god princesses of pony kind.
>snowpities
The idea of ponies existing somewhere in WH40K with their potent snowpities is actually interesting. Surely they'd be more powerful than the Elder. Would happily swear loyalty to the Imperium of Equus.

I will get access to demon mares and I will pwn the Imperial woketards and their gay butt emperor.

The so-called "god" emperor would put me to death for speaking these unforgivable truths. There is no love more sacred and pure than that which is shared between a man and a mare. Men and mares belong together and any who deny these most basic, fundamental facts can't possibly be good.

I love demon mares and their lovely demon mare butts! I hate Imperial nerds and their imperial nerd butts! Chaos is based! Simple as.

>>20653
Chaos is a metaphor for the four degeneracies that destroy empires.
Plagues, bad wars, the neverending escalation of the treadmill of sexual deviancy, and enemy schemers.
Chaos cannot create, only pervert and destroy and rot.
Chaos pussy is infected and disgusting.
If you want to fuck horses, the Imperium Of Pony would be better.
Imagine breeding a Space Marine chapter mistress. And then breeding the best mares of her chapter as she watches, cheers you on, gives tips and has servbots bring you food and drink. Celestia would have no desire to spay and neuter her greatest warriors. You could be the first male the space pony marines meet in centuries and impregnate over 100,000 of them to help them replenish their numbers.

>>20643
If that picture was made by who I think it was made by, then that's not a mare. If it really is a demon of slaanesh pretending to be a pony, then that's also not a mare. Come back to the Emperor's light, there are plenty of admech-sanctioned bio-engineered mares for you here.

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