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Welcome to the new /vx/ board - Videoganes and Paranormal! Just as mlpol was born of the merging of two wildly different topics into a single merged board, this board combines the topics of 4chans /v/, /x/, and /tg/ boards. And while /vint/ did not live on as we did, this board pays homage to the board, created and killed by an indifferent 4chan administration, in the flags that adorn this board.

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#GamerGate + #NotYourShield [#GG + #NYS]: New Home Edition
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>OHCHR updated their page to note the comments they received about how their definition of CP would end up criminalizing fiction

https://archive.fo/pu3y7 (Official responses: anonfile.com/F0O8J6d8nc/Japan_docx | /E9P1J6d2ne/JSSCC_docx | /z7p9S2t2na/USA_pdf | /1fp0S8t7n3/Austria_docx)

>Nick Rekieta started a GoFundMe for Vic Mignogna's legal fees, which has since passed its initial $100K goal and its second $200K goal

http://archive.is/OyZSy | https://archive.fo/g2FkV


Sony censorship master list: https://www.oneangrygamer.net/sony-ps4-censorship-policy-censored-games/

Steam censorship master list: https://www.oneangrygamer.net/steam-waifu-holocaust-2-0-banned-game-list/

>YouTube will begin a giant purge of its site to remove videos supporting white supremacy, conspiracy theories and Nazis


>Quinnspiracy: The Incestuous Nature of Modern Game Journalism

https://nichegamer.com/2019/07/14/quinnspiracy-the-incestuous-nature-of-modern-game-journalism/ || https://archive.fo/Dp2Y5

<Tweet from the author, Sophia Narwitz: "Just got an email from a very well known and prominent figure warning me to change my ways or else. It appears this week’s editorial did get some people antsy."




•Include the company's stock code in your tweets about their poor choices/boycotting them.

•Also focus on information that highlights the companies as poor investments to shareholders such as lost profits, scandals, etc.

•Current targets: Sony Corp. ($SNE); Google ($GOOG, $GOOGL);



Sony's policies forces censorship; JP devs allegedly have to go through ENG approval process: https://archive.fo/awzFF

Japanese blog post about it: https://archive.fo/bF9bE

Sony Japan President Says PS4 Censorship Policy Is To Match Global Standards And Protect Kids


-Confirms censorship was deliberate https://archive.fo/XgAgP

-No rules for censorship policies, games judged case-by-case https://archive.fo/37DhK

-Marvelous partner starts petition against policy https://archive.fo/rxQtf https://archive.fo/84UHo

•Twitterfags: Tweet with Sony's stock code $SNE so that investors see your tweets and know you're pissed.

•Consider spreading OP Timber materials to targets as well.

>>>/gamergatehq/330858 >>>/gamergatehq/331149 >>>/gamergatehq/331150


A. Support archive.fo! Accountability needs proof: https://liberapay.com/archiveis/donate

B. OP DisNod: Contact the FTC and advertisers about violations and unethical practices >>>/gamergatehq/328644

C. Internet Censorship happenings: Spread the word about the dangers of FOSTA/CLOUD act/Article 13, etc. >>>/gamergatehq/332324

D. OP End the Era: Dig into resetera and their connections to journos, devs, etc. >>>/gamergatehq/332315

Reminders (important, READ THESE!):

•Use https://archive.fo to deny sites ad revenue and traffic and preserve pages in case they are deleted later

•Be civil if you have to argue with people on Twitter, Tumblr or any forum - don't make us look like douchebags

•Do not accept requests for any goal, demand lists or personal army requests: https://pastebin.com/p5dVp1e5

•Beware COINTELPRO: The Gentleperson's Guide to Forum Spies: https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm



>Summaries of #GamerGate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9bisUIP3w - #GamerGate - If It's Not About Ethics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fnRSL3d_xU - #GamerGate in 60 Seconds

https://archive.fo/23Fde - GamerGate: A State of the Union Address

>Background and Evidence for #GamerGate:

•The #GamerGate Dossier: https://archive.fo/nv1Fb

•#GamerGate Wiki: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=Main_Page

•History of #GamerGate: https://www.historyofgamergate.com/

•View the timeline links in the Current Happenings section!


•GG Steam Support & Boycott List: https://v. gd/vzRsRb

•Key GamerGate Hubs: https://v. gd/LNJbat

>Thread Repository:



>Full OP Text:

•Current: https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=The_GamerGate_OP

>How Can I Help?


•All OPs: https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/tree/master/Operations

•OP Vulcan: Learn logical debating: https://v. gd/Kbzw0L

•An Anon's Guide to Twitter; basics: https://v. gd/nwrbYF

>Want to Contribute to GitGud or Wiki?

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Man hope 8chan comes back to life, if sad panda can come back so can we.
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GamerGate 2 when? and how can we get Mister Metokur interested?
1) Gamergate died five years ago.
2) Who the hell is OHCHR?
3) What is this "/gamergatehq/" board? Is this a copypasta from some other imageboard?

This entire post is full of shitty or broken links, and you couldn't even be bothered to give any context on half of this. Did I mention GamerGate died five years ago? Because it died five years ago.
If anyone is still paying attention to this stuff, it's mentioned in the infographics in https://mlpol.net/mlpol/292549

I'll repost them.
Sargon couldn't kill a kitten. He's a loser and his opinion is irrelevant.
Sweet, gamergate's here! Does this mean KotakuInAction2 is coming here too?
Because reddit's r/kotakuinaction moderators are sjw trannies. "dude let's promote people of the sjw-approved types so they can't be called racist" doesn't actually work. Trannies are part of the sjw lie.
Nice necro-bump fag

>What is BLOC?
BLOC is a Cold War simulator where you are a third world country. As of now, MLPOL doesn't have an alliance. If there is interest, we can make one

>How can I join and bring glory to the board and horse pussy alike?
Go to https://oppressive.games/bloc/
Fill in the blanks.
Post your country name and region in this thread so we can invite you. Preferably we should be in the same region so we can protect each other if we'd be smaller.

Rumsod is a nigger when it comes to the layout, it should be fixed soon. It's been a while since a pone alliance has been in this game.

>Common mistakes:

The game is supposed to be a cold war simulator involving more diplomacy than actual war.

This is true to some point due to the diplomacy, but a war always comes up sooner or later. Our objective would be to become the strongest alliance.
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Well I've arrested opposition and dealt with rebels, hopefully that's enough, but my growth recovery is extremely low at $2 million a turn. I deliberately reduced my troop count to under 140k to help it along, but I'm hesitant to bring my troops under 120k. If any of you also need help, I'll send you stuff and try to get you some oil.
My bad, thought you were Sirocco. Gave him money though as well. It's bad with him.

Also, you can still withdraw the spy next turn change I think. There's a chance for it to say it's executed when trying to withdraw a spy but it doesn't for some reason.
My economic growth is getting better now to the point where I should consider decelerating to prevent this from happening again. Could you send me more troops? Now I don't mind having 200k.
Sent. I'll go ahead and start up the troop recruitment (10k to a nation per turn) again. Also from the looks of it Sirocco might rubber-band back up to his normal GDP.
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Okay so now the economic collapse is over and I have withdrawn 20000k and spent it mostly on humanitarian aid. Everything should be be fine from now on.
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Nevermind, I got invaded by the UNiggers and brought rebels here... I hope nobody minds if I use the bank again to fix this. Feels bad

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A bunch of users wanted a run down of magick and thoughtforms and all that jazz. I figure I'll do large post explaining the practical basics of everything. This thread is going to be a general for magick, a place to chat with people also practicing and finding practical advice. This article will be from a baseline bare skeleton pov. There's literally an infinite amount of ways to do magic. So we're going to talk about the core.

My base was a mix of psionics and chaos magick, broke into impromptu sympathetic magick. Took a break after a heavy loss. But I've since restarted by dabbling in evocation. WTF does that mean? It means I made thought forms and egregores, then started using sigils, then started doing voodoo stuff with random objects within reach, then took a break, and now I summon demons and mlp ponies. WTF does that mean? Read and find out.

What is Magick? Lets Plow Through This...

Magick is a methodology of imposing your will on reality to cause changes within it by utilizing an inherent power. The mechanisms remain the same. Even though there are 6 gorrilion types of magick.

Law of attraction, chaos magick, planetary magick, voodoo, wicca, hermetics, devil worship, psionics, pop culture magick, sigil, candle, shamanism, magick of solomon. On and on with the hidden fringe magicks. You could literally read every waking hour for the rest of your life and never run out of information.

By far the most popular is Kabbalistic Magick. The secret jew magick taught in synagogue to true believers. Why do you think all the celebrities are fucking Kabbalah practitioners? Why the fuck do you think the jews control everything?

Hell there's even a dark reflection to Kabbalah. Kabbalah uses the tree of life, while this other art uses it's opposition, the Qliphothic Tree of Death. If you really wanted to stick it to the jews, learn that shit. Its heavily demonic and overkill esoterically edgelord. But do it in your own time.

There are two paths of magick, high and low. High is basically self improvement, purifying your soul and reaching for godliness, low is making fat bank and banging sloots .... err earthly desires. Regardless of your path, both are exercising your soul's ability of creation (even if it's destruction). You are commanding and creating a new reality. You are assuming some of your power and becoming one with “God”.
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Long before discovering this imageboard I used to daydream about going to the moon and burn down a tree that is supposed to be God. And now reading this thread I learn that the Jews use the tree of life. Is there something I should be aware of here?
The Tree of Life is basically just a representation of the universe, same as the Tarot and Runestones and a billion other systems you can use. Fundamentally there's no difference between Jew magick and any other sort of magick. You can use nearly any method you want for any purpose you want, or make up your own if you prefer. You could use Kabbalah magick to work spells against Jews if you wanted to, the power itself is neutral. Good and evil in magick comes entirely from the intent of the user, the powers being employed are neutral. Sort of like how electricity doesn't care how it's being used or what aim is trying to be accomplished, anyone who figures out how to make it work can make it work.
The tree of life is a long standing occult construct comparable (but less detailed than) the Tarot (which is about vastly more than divination btw). If one wants an un-jewed explanation then Mark Passio is a good resource.
You said that you used to live on a magick forum, what is its name? I would like to take a look.
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There are posters on 4chan who are mimicking/continuing posing similar threads. Also, note that the original text read "Rofschild" (sic)

Anyway, I was rereading the Hidden Hand (HH) thread and realized:
>HH thread --> https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_illuminati_55.htm
>[Sept. 10, 2008]
>The Stock Markets will soon complete their controlled demolition.
>After an initial 'appearance' that the 'bail outs' and 'rescue packages' have steadied the ship, there will be new record lows by the end of the month.
>there will be a new currency by the end of 2008 / early 2009,

But some other things that HH says are didn't come true (although, to be fair, HH said that he doesn't know everything and that those who don't belong to the Illuminati can alter Illuminati's course of action or even foil their plans)

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In Changelingia (West Equestria), Brie gains the support of a Changeling queen for his endeavors. Spark is doing his best to help an ill Wolf spiritual leader.

In Free Equestria (East Equestria), Iron is trying to intimidate a group of criminal griffin interlopers. Fantasy Play is helping to shut down an Anarchist press. Silver is helping his new household. Amber Sunset is walking through the city, and Dark Star has just finished helping the orphans.
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"Hmm. I should really learn this kind of stuff..."

He scratches his chin for a few moments, before looking at Jubilosa.

"Well, perhaps we should go to spa sometime, you and me."
She looks up at Silver with expanded eyes
“There’s a spa?!”
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He smiles and nods.

"I have heard as much, but I am unsure exactly where it is at. We should go sometime, get you all pampered up."
“That would be great!” She answers
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He smiles back.

"You sound rather excited about that idea."
“It seems like it would be nice. Well... it’s something I haven’t ever done before.”

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Also I heard Dolphins have prehensile cocks, and most animals have cock-bones if they fuck for long periods of time because it helps them remain erect for longer without issues.
What if this species had a prehensile dick too?
I'm not sold on the penis bone, it might get in the way of prehensile flexibility.
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>Good protagonist traits are inherently male.
I agree.
>To actively seek your goals, to defy a corrupt ruler/society, to want what's best for yourself and your people, to endure anything for your dream, to work hard, to protect your friends, to be an active participant in one's own destiny, to be special for what his father was/what he's done/what only he can do/what he's going to do.
To fight to the death is something women are not known for doing and should be more encouraged instead of playing the victim all the time.
>They're all masculine traits.
Bravery is to be encouraged and to defend oneself from others are masculine traits that are being pushed away from men.
>The barbarian warrior and scientist hero are both more male than that chosen-one Special(TM) girl who needs to be at the correct time and correct place because destiny says so.
The archetype of hero's depends on how morally right his actions are, a duel or a situation that threatens the faith of the main character creates a very lasting impact on his psyche, a defeat is not easily forgotten by men and having parts of the story where hard decisions have to be made creates good teachings so that the protagonist may learn from them with the addition of philosophical lessons of sacrifice for whoever reads it, an example i could give is how an evil woman or sister who was once a friend of the hero or his sister is forced to be killed for refusing to listen to reason after doing something like the murder of her family for believing in the lies of the villain, this creates an interesting take on how to approach the situation given how impacting it is on the hero, it would also be interesting to see how you use old story glory of how good triumphs over evil.

>There's a reason why most stories with female protagonists make the girl special for what she is rather than who she is.
It is a form of favoring someone purely based on status rather than skill, anyone with enough wit could easily shatter the faith of their opponents by breaking the beliefs of them, if a naive bitch is taught a hard lesson by betrayal then it is a tough lesson that should be learned from rather than forgotten, the ignorance and naivety of most non knowledgeable writers shows in their writing ability by how they treat the setting or the characters.
Skills should be learned rather than acquired, one does not become good at chess by playing by himself.
>And often these stories will STILL have "Feminine writing".
It is the fault of bad writers being handed the role of making stories that have no fundamental meaning other than what they were taught to write or told to, when a story is based on beliefs rather than creativity and meaning it falls apart, feminist writers that make stories are a good example of how they let their bias dictate their pen, it is the complete opposite of what the Aryan myth makers did with their ancient campfire stories. The Aryan myths are very good examples of how good prevails over evil, there are a couple other good ones of light and darkness competing against each other with the main message of how the sun defeats the night daemons, they were definitely creative with their explanations of how the world worked.

>Female fantasies are nothing but what shallow women think masculine comics are.
Lowly female fantasies are easily fabricated by the corruption of their willingness to believe what is told to them, most average women base their desires solely from what is most popular or is the most trending, the media disgusts me in how they fashion interracial degeneracy or how they herd people into normalizing what was never meant to be seen sexually.

>You know what else is a common feminine fantasy? Being the chosen one who's, for whatever reason, the only person with any decency besides her lover.
It is a very basic want of being above others who are not themselves, females are the most egotistical writers that you will come across, Jewesses are in their own class of egotistical superiority over those who are not them, they believe they are the chosen ones who without them the world wouldn't exist so they put themselves on a pedestal above everyone.

>Feminine characters don't make good protags.
They work better as allies or lovers of the hero rather than the main protagonist because they are better suited for helping the hero rather than being the hero, they are better suited for being a hero's companion.
>Also I heard Dolphins have prehensile cocks, and most animals have cock-bones if they fuck for long periods of time because it helps them remain erect for longer without issues.
More dick flexibility is best suited for specific sorts of sex, if you are still using the acid piss then i guess the alien dick could work like a turret that would be able to aim behind the alien to attack anyone attempting to get behind it, although bones would allow for more direct control but they have the weakness of being broken and would require a bunch of different flexible jointed bones that connect together as part of the dick, kind of like how tails are able to be moved as they are connected to the spine but they would have to have many more bones to be able to be fully flexible.
>What if this species had a prehensile dick too?
Well they could have something like a barnacle cock that requires no bones to be able to maneuver around, this would not need any hands to be able to point it at the target and would sort of work like a second tail if long enough, kind of like a scorpion tail in a more sadistic and sexual way.
>I'm not sold on the penis bone, it might get in the way of prehensile flexibility.
It doesn't need to have a cock bone if you don't want it to, a 50 inch prehensile dick that pisses acid and cums eggs is a dangerous tool.
So if it was connected to the clitoris then it could work as a moving muscle attached the vagina like how mares can control theirs, this would work best since prehensile penises are muscle based and pony pussy is too.
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There is a alien in this comic book which is what i imagine might interest you, it's an alien called Jeri which is a synthetic Xenomorph that is specialized to blend into a hive and can still speak.
The source is Aliens: Stronghold #3.
What do you think about it? It can also smoke and work computers as well as store the cigars in his second mouth for later.
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Some think all the women with the capacity to fight for the death for what they want to protect are dead, because when their villages were conquered they chose to die instead of giving themselves up to the new rulers.

Speaking of normalizing what was never meant to be seen sexually, did you ever see one of those shows like Glee? When I was younger my shit family forced me to watch it. Mature, developed, adult actors would play teenagers who fuck and get pregnant and need abortions and get into all sorts of disgustingly degenerate situations children should be kept far away from.
But everything was presented as if it's normal for a man to plant weed in a schoolchild's locker and threaten to ruin his life unless he joins his choir, or normal for a teenaged boy to cheat on his girlfriend with a cheerleader and nut in her hot tub with her.
It's a fucking disgusting TV show. I bet the Jews were behind this. I always hated it, and the shitty songs, and the shitty characters, and this disgusting world of meaninglessness and cynicism where the only thing that's ever shown to truly matter to anyone is trying to win a meaningless sing-song competition that's probably judged by jews anyway.
I also hated how so many Boomers were fucking enchanted by this show. They'd make entire schools stop singing christian hymns (while keeping the generic non-christian trash) and sing trashy Glee songs instead.
I know they're covers of real songs divorced of all meaning and context, but fucking hell, these songs were bad.
oh yeah also the jews and kids thing. jews are evil, kids should be kept away from them.

This alien species should be able to use its natural defenses at a young age, so its kids could defend themselves and have a high IQ.

What if the alien was also cute and cuddly and fuckable? I've been thinking of saying "Fuck the hard exoskeleton, let's make it a furry only not degenerate".
>Some think all the women with the capacity to fight for the death for what they want to protect are dead, because when their villages were conquered they chose to die instead of giving themselves up to the new rulers.
It is hard to find either men or women that are willing to die for their families, courage and loyalty has been driven out of the family structure which has created a new generation who are more likely to kill their parents than die for them, family under atheism will never work and will lead to perversion along with corruption of the original structure of it.
It would be hard to have a family the way you want to in the modern world, this hell hole of a country is not worth starting a family in unless you are a foreigner, it has become so bad that having sexual intercourse with animals will lead to less trouble than going against the government and raising children your own way, i would rather spend my time fucking mares than having my own children taken away from me, i would fight to the death for my offspring but when i am prevented from teaching them what i choose and how so many women are horribly treacherous here that would rather create fatherless mongrel half castes then have a working family because the media told them that niggers are good, it would be better to save myself from the claws of family as if i really felt like i wanted to settle down and have a family then it would be more ideal to start one in Ireland since i see it as worthless to have kids here, this land does not have the well being of it's native people's children in it's interests.
I see the trap that is laid out in front of me if i have kids in this god forsaken country, the laws don't want me to have a working family with kids that don't go to school and a blonde mother that stays at home while serving her ordinary motherly role instead of having her in the work force, i would gladly take that offer but the requirements for everything to be set properly in place means i cannot do what i desire the most by becoming a father in this country, if i was to have kids with a woman of good stock then i'm certain they would be blonde and blue eyed.

>Speaking of normalizing what was never meant to be seen sexually, did you ever see one of those shows like Glee?
I know of Dance Moms which is the closest shit you can get to soft core child porn, it's a show run almost entirely by Jews which explains the amount of sick shit that the mothers do to their daughters in the show, it's one of the most twisted things i have laid my eyes upon as it's about a bunch of attention craving bitches that force their children into dancing in front of cameras which inevitably has numerous points throughout it that have the kids upset and their mothers shouting at them to stop crying, that sort of fucking with kids scars them and i dare not imagine what the original child dancers think about it now most of them are in their late teens.
>I know they're covers of real songs divorced of all meaning and context, but fucking hell, these songs were bad.
I specifically remember how the fat judges would scream over the music that was playing in the background, those non heavenly banshee cries of beached whales at girls no older than the age of 12 while the sound of modern pop is playing can only be described as traumatizing, i have no idea how an English adaptation of this sorry excuse of a show was approved but Jews are more free to do as they please than i am to do what pleases me.
>oh yeah also the jews and kids thing. jews are evil, kids should be kept away from them.
If you watched one episode of any horrific child abusing program then take a gander at the credits then you need no more proof to who is behind it, it is the Jews habit to exploit those who cannot defend themselves and take advantage of young girls.
When there is consistent evidence of a group of people doing something that is so plainly pedophilia for a millennia then have no one doing anything about it is something that can only be described as being grotesquely perverted both in media and society.

>This alien species should be able to use its natural defenses at a young age, so its kids could defend themselves and have a high IQ.
How long would it take for a member of this species to mature?

>What if the alien was also cute and cuddly and fuckable?
Well fur would definitely make it more appealing but i'm not exactly sure whether this is a good path to go down, you don't want the furry community getting interested in this but i'm pretty sure the idea of an enhanced nigger hating werewolf is a good enough furry repel ant.
>I've been thinking of saying "Fuck the hard exoskeleton, let's make it a furry only not degenerate".
If you really want to make it a non degenerate furry then adapting the myths of werewolves into your idea would be the most suitable solution, if you want a guy to make himself into the ultimate life form then you could have him mix his DNA with a wolf.
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Last night was the new moon and i decided to do tarot cards and the 9th card i pulled was the upside down high priestess and i felt as if this card was extremely powerful in it's symbolism and all throughout today they have been number 9's everywhere, it also says "a secret is about to be revealed" and is ruled by la Luna so i know exactly what it means and it is not good.
Obviously the meaning of the card has come true with the fucking FBI posting this >>>/mlpol/280249 →
And activision posting this >>>/mlpol/280250 →
Obviously means that a secret has been revealed but i think there is more yet to come over the next couple of dates that involve the number 9, as the date (((they))) have revealed (((their))) secrets had the number 9.
I am obviously right, now that you can see.
The explanation of the upside down version card of the card reads as "delay all plans, because there are hidden obstacles or enemies. Be discreet"
Obviously i have not been discreet so the glow niggers might be hot on my ass trying to find me as this is something they probably don't want (You) fags to know, if i am abducted please know that this is the best Chan on the internet as of the moment and i had many laughs here.
I don't know why wouldn't still believe me.
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>I was only PRETENDING to be retarded
As though on cue
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Kek, you can't keep falling for me anon because i have a vendetta for fucking with (You), i am not your friend neither am i your (((greatest ally))), go cry about it with the devil.
Amadán mór.
Well watching the exchanges has been quite interesting and educational.
Thank you.
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>Well watching the exchanges has been quite interesting and educational.
It is a good friendship lesson, never forget who your enemies are, i'm glad you enjoyed this shit show i put up.
>Thank you.
You're welcome, my faithful student.
>totally not obsessed though, its (you) who is obsessed
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Red Hand Of Doom - Part One: The Witchwood
Greetings. Welcome to the first session of /mlpol/'s first running of the classic third edition d&d campaign Red Hand Of Doom.
On this adventure, our heroes, currently three strong, will encounter dozens of trials that will test their strength, cunning, and friendship as they face an army of goblins.

If you'd like to join, there's still room for more in the party. Don't be shy to ask.

Our story begins in Elsir Vale, with our three heroes on the road to the town of Drellin’s Ferry. The three are seasoned adventurers, and exated heroes to boot. Having fought many battles together before, they are confident in their strength. Legend has it of a vast treasure in the Vault of Vraath Keep, hidden deep in the Witchwood; our heroes, have journeyed all this way to seize the vault for their own.
Despite that, they all have their own motivations to travel to Drellin's Ferry:
Sir Whiskers, a cunning and charismatic Tibbet Jester, is travelling to meet up with an old friend of his: Princess Princess Bagel Jennifurr Fluffykinz the fourth. He hasn't met his old friend since he was a kitten, and he's eager to meet with her again. She has arranged to meet up with him in Drellin's Ferry, and to accompany him on his adventure.
Sir Brozal, a mighty Orc Crusader of Pelor, has received a mission from a high-ranking Cleric of his order has received a powerful vision of war descending on Elsir Vale under the banner of a clawed red hand, and has sent Brolaz to the far reaches of Elsir Vale to avert impending disaster... Brozal isn't exactly sure if the vision was real, or if his master just wanted to get rid of him for the year, but he never turns down a good crusade.
Brother Chad, a wise and powerful Druid, has chosen to accompany his companions on their hunt for the lost treasure in the Witchwood. Sir Whiskers requested his aid because Chad is the most experienced woodsman he knows. Chad is wary of this region, for he's heard that it is ruled by a fierce and territorial Druid, but he embarks upon this jouney nonetheless, the secrets of the Witchwood too tempting to ignore.
...So tempting that he seems to have drifted off somewhere with his horse; probably fucking it again or something. Stupid hippie.

And so, let's begin:
>The afternoon sun beats down on you; the air is hot and still. The sparsely settled lands of Elsir Vale are starting to grow monotonous, with a seemingly endless line of dusty flyspecks of towns. The town of Drellin’s Ferry lies a few miles ahead of you. It’s a settlement hard on the borders of the Witchwood, and the best place from which to begin exploring the nearby forest.
This is the part where the players ask obvious questions that I thoughtlessly ignored in the first post, as well as implore about their surroundings.
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To sum up today's 1-on-1:


>Aral limps down the road with Jorr, carrying Chad's corpse
>Misty runs down the Dawn Way
>Aral fails to track her (bad roll), her hoofprints seemingly vanishing
>Aral camps in the territory of the friendly old forest giant Warklegnaw, who has yet to leave his fortress


>Ettercaps come to chew his face off in his sleep, get scared off by the giant


>Aral and Jorr make it down the road
>Aral spots a randomly-rolled unicorn
>manages not to scare it away
>they exchange words
>Unicorn is mare named Eowyn
>Tells Aral about the local young green dragon, Ozyrradion
>Mentions she's seen Misty


>Aral and Jorr attacked by panda-owlbears
>lose Brozal's horse to owlbears
>Aral nearly dies, saved by Jorr
>defeat both owlbears
>take endangered owlbear pelts as loot


>Aral returns to Drellins Ferry
>Town appears to be in process of evacuating (last call to buy/sell things)
>Aral goes to the circle of the Old Ones
>Druid uses Staff Of Life to raise Chad
>"What happened to Misty?"
>Aral spends rest of day buying/selling things
>Looming set-up for Part Two
The map is one last look at Drellin's Ferry. It will be goblin territory soon...

We're nearing the end of Part One. I would like to do the set-up for Part Two soon, and maybe a little side story for both Aral and Chad.

Sir Whiskers is still holed up with his waifu in Vraath Keep, a rather large manticore having moved into the barracks to feed on the singed, beefy corpse of the minotaur. If he wishes to continue participating in the next session, now would be a nice time to say so.

Brozal's player will have to have his new character ready today if he wants to participate in the next session tomorrow.

If any new players would like to play, we're at a turning point in the story that would make it ideal for new characters to join. Anyone interested can just say so here, or mention it in the "Want To Fight Some Goblins?" thread.
The Old Ones (aka Young Ones) praying in the circle.
Cursed marauders on the path to the blighted forest.
Pic related is what inspired me to shoehorn all of this autistic ghost nonsense into one of the party's last downtime days.
I'll sum up what happened in today's session tomorrow.
I may not be able to DM next week, since I'm very busy and don't want to half-ass it.
In the meantime, that should give Brozal's player a chance to make his new character.

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RPG/Tabletop Memes
Post 'em
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>I want a rematch
Bring it.

It shall be broutghten. I say we do it on the board this time
Gotta appreciate some of the Looney Toons dynamics in Pathfinder art/lore.

Wanna Fight Some Goblins?
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Would anybody be willing to play Red Hand Of Doom if I ran it off this board?
One of the games I've been looking forward to playing has been cancelled, so I might have some extra free time in the next upcoming months, and I feel like running one of the adventures I have downloaded.
RoHD is a mid level adventure module that could be finished in a few weeks or a few months, depending on how well it can be organized. I'd be running it with third edition rules, with a few PF1e imports, using this board for logkeeping and dialogue, and perhaps using discord for voicechat or Roll20 for battlemaps, depending on who's playing.
That all depends on whether I can find players who would be enthusiastic though. I'm just looking to see if anyone on this server is interested enough for me to do it on here.
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Yeah, that works.
I'll get back to you later today and make you a Mythweavers sheet.
Okay, it looks like we're going to have a Gray Elf Wizard and a Fire Elf Ranger next session.
>two Int-based elves
>tfw Faerie Mysteries Initiate exists
Updated Houserules
The game runs with basic 3.5e rules, except as follows:
I'm pretty liberal when it comes to published 3.5e content. I'd even be willing to accept some setting-specific content from Forgotten Realms, Eberron, Ravenloft or Dark Sun, although the game takes place in a "generic homebrew setting".
Dragon/Dungeon magazine articles need an extra step of approval, but I'm okay with most of it.

I'm generally opposed to Homebrew. I might houserule some things myself, but don't try to ask me for random things that someone else wrote unless it was published somewhere.

Although this would run on 3.5e, I can be convinced to allow certain third party material, or even rules imported from PF1e.

The campaign uses several rules from Heroes Of Battle, but I don't think I'm going to allow the leadership feat as of now, although I could be convinced. If I decide to allow leadership, all Commander Auras and teamwork strategy bonuses will be available to players and their followers as usual.

The Heroics spell is hereby added to the Bard and Warmage spell lists.

I encourage all participating players to optimize and tinker with their character builds, and I'm open to allow whatever materials are necessary to build the exact kinds of characters you want. I will approve characters upon creation, and guide new players with building their PCs. Optimization is by no means necessary in this low-crunch game though.
Optimization must be within reason though: no infinite damage loops, or unlimited stat increases.
I reserve the right to retroactively buff or nerf any character for whatever reason I deem to be appropriate, should the need arise. I don't expect it to happen though.

Sorcerers and all spontaneous spellcasters gain Arcane Preparation as a bonus feat. Note that this allows a Sorcerer to prepare a spell ahead of time for the sake of evading the full-round-action cost for metamagic, including quicken spell. This is based on a recommended UA houserule.

For those who insist on playing Paladins, you may select either Dynamic Priest (Charisma for spells) or Serenity (Wisdom for everything else) as a bonus feat at lvl 1, even if you do not meet the prerequisites.

ACFs from all official books are allowed, with the exception of the Pugilist Fighter's "Shake It Off" ability; all other class features of the Pugilist are allowed.

Since Mystic Ranger is a playable ACF in this game, the Stalker Of Kharash class may advance spellcasting as a mystic ranger, provided you have at least one mystic ranger level.
The following feats are free for all characters (including monsters):
>Combat Expertise
>Improved Shield Bash
>Precise Shot
>Quick Draw
>Somatic Weaponry
>Two-Weapon Fighting
>Weapon Finesse
Note that this allows you to pick up Improved [Maneuver] without the Int prereq and Weapon Finesse at lvl 1 even if you haven't good BAB.
I'm doing this mainly to address the feat tax menace. If you would gain any of these feats as the result of a class feature, you may instead select any Fighter Bonus Feat for which you qualify.

In Addition, all creatures gain Additional Favored Class as a bonus feat. This is my way of ignoring the stupid multi-classing rules.

PCs may take up to two flaws and two traits.

If you see an ACF, variant rule, or houserule in any core book, Unearthed Arcana or Dragon Magazine that you would like to play, you may petition me to allow it in the game, possibly even after it's started.

Truenamer is banned for being stupid, complicated, and impotent unless it's abused to break the item economy. All other classes in the Tome Of Magic are approved though (Binder and Shadowcaster are pretty great. Check them out).

It goes without saying that most classes, feats, ACFs, spells, and other content from core 3.5e is acceptable.
If you wish to play a "godless" Cleric, you are still subject to certain roleplaying and mechanical restrictions that you would have been subject to if you worshipped a deity (you do not necessarily get to pick-and-choose domain combinations cuz muh creed). I will privately elaborate this topic if anybody wishes to play such a character.
Clerics who worship Elements may employ rules based on Dark Sun's Elemental Spheres. In addition, certain Clerics who worship gods who grant the Earth, Water, Fire, Air or Sun domains may make use of those domains. You are still subject to the roleplaying restrictions of your element and your deity.

Since I use The Complete Champion, players may be mechanically rewarded for having consistent spiritual outlooks and fulfilling roleplaying goals that would earn them the favor of their deity or church. If you wish to exploit this mechanic, I would recommend writing off part of your starting equipment in tithes to your church, because you may not get any other opportunity to pay them.

Since this game doesn't have any major setting outside the continent the game takes place in, I'm somewhat flexible with Pantheons, following guidelines in Deities And Demigods. Clerics/characters can worship pretty much any deity in forgotten realms, Eberron or Grayhawk. Just no Elder Evils, if you know what that means.
I use the WoTC website expansion for Kobold traits, so if you were interested in playing one, check it out. (gain 2 claw attacks, a bite attack, weapon familiarity with Greatpicks, Pickaxe Proficiency, and the Slight Build Trait, as well as Greater Draconic Rite Of Passage).
Any Exalted Cleric who wishes to take a Vow Of Poverty may carry a wooden holy symbol in exchange for their simple melee weapon. Note that clubs, slings, and quarterstaffs are free.

Anything that comes from Kingdoms Of Kalamar is banned.

Stats are decided using the Point Buy system, with each character having 36 points to spend.
Replacement feats:
Cerulean Fortitude, Cerulean Reflexes, and Cerulean Will may be used as a prerequisite for any feat, prestige class or special ability that requires Great Fortitude, Lightning Reflexes, or Iron Will.
Improved Toughness may replace Toughness for any prerequisite.
Centaur Trample may be used to replace the Trample feat for any prerequisite (not sure if there are any), if taken by any centaur or Tauric creature (yes, they are allowed).
If you would gain any of the above feats as the result of a class feature, you may select its relevant replacement feat instead, so long as you meet the prerequisites.
For core "replacement feats", see:
Later 3.5e books flirted with this concept. I'm adding clauses to a few more to address the feat tax menace, and make this game a bit more meldshaper friendly.

Monks gain Weapon Focus at lvl 1 for free, just so that they aren't utter crap at lvls 1-5 (ffs, just play swordsage instead, they're fun). I'm only doing this because I gave paladins something.
City Brawler Barbarians may gain Weapon Focus (unarmed Strike), in exchange for their regular two-weapon fighting with unarmed strikes.

ACF chaining is permissible. If you don't know what that is, it's not that important.

Just to make it clear, Tauric Creatures count as centaurs when using lances. They may ignore Mounted Combat and Ride skill prerequisites for Ride-by-Attack, Spirited Charge, or any other riding feat, but they may be limited by their anatomies.
Due to the starting level (5-6, depending on number of players), playing a centaur with several RHD may be tricky when combined with LA, but I may be willing to make accommodations based on the PGtF's guide to "lesser" races, so characters with High RHD and LA, so you can start out smaller and progress to full power as you level.

I allow Level-Adjustment Buy-off mechanics, from Unearthed Arcana. This means that if you play a level-adjusted race, you will not be required to be at lower level for the entire game.
I recently changed the game to milestone leveling, but I can work-in LA buyoffs anyway.
As per the Unarmed Swordsage (suggested Homebrew in the ToB):
>To create a monklike character with a tremendous array of fantastic moves and strikes, give the swordsage the monk's unarmed strike progression and remove his light armor proficiency.
If you Elect to play an Unarmed Swordsage variant, you gain improved Unarmed Strike as a bonus feat, and the Monk's Unarmed Damage progression. You do not, however, gain flurry of blows or any other unarmed combat abilities monks have; however, you can also use Two-Weapon Fighting while unarmed. Your retain your Wisdom bonus to AC while unarmored (since technically RAW you don't gain it while unarmored, but fuck that shit). If you later become proficient in light armor, either through dipping or through feats, you may still gain your Wisdom bonus to AC while wearing light armor.
In addition, while unarmored, you may gain the Monk/Ninja's scaling AC bonus (+1 every 5 levels in the class) while unarmored. If you also have levels in Monk, Ninja, Shadow-Sun-Ninja, or any prestige class that says it grants/advances "Monk Abilities", your Swordsage and monk levels stack for determining that AC bonus alone. You may not trade away that AC bonus for ACFs, or otherwise abuse this for "free stuff"; I'm only adding this because the Swordsage's AC is criminally low otherwise.
Also, in case any of you guys know or care about the Pelor's Shadowspies or Lathander's Sun Soul Monks, having levels in Shadow Sun Ninja can count as having levels in those classes for the sake of church affiliations (not relavant unless you're super into Pelor and demand mechanical significance for it).
Anthropomorphic Animals from Savage Species are banned. Sorry furries, but that book didn't get a 3.5e enhancement errata for a reason.
If you want to play a "furry" race, talk to me and we'll see if your desired race already exists. If not, I'll work something out
Handle Humanoid is a class skill for Feline Factotums:
Jesters may select some splatbook spells from the Bard Spell list, but each spell will require my approval.
Although LA buy-off is normally only allowed at your race's minimum eligible level, I will allow it to be done at the beginning of the game, since this game with start at lvl 5-6, and I want players to have a chance to do so.
If you gain level adjustment through acquired template or other transformation, you may begin to buy it off immediately, provided that you meet the minimum class levels required for level adjustment buy-off.
Turn Undead may be gained as a Mystic of one's character level by taking the Planar Touchstone feat, and selecting Sun Domain through Catalogs Of Enlightenment.
If you already have the power to turn undead, you turn undead as a Cleric of your character level, regardless of whether or bnot you've multiclassed. You also gain the full benefit of the Sun Domain's granted powers.
Tibbits may cast spells with somatic components normally in cat-form by flicking/waving their paws. They must still have used at least one pearl of speech to gain the ability to use verbal components.
Revision to the HP calculation rule: for each dice above first, use the average of that dice rounded up, plus your con modifier
For example, if you had a 1d6 HD, you'd gain 4 HP plus your con modifier for that level.
If you had 1d10 HP, gain 6 HP plus con mod for that level.
Orcs may take the half orc paladin racial substitution level
In addition, any Orc who gains the Smite ability may substitute it for the half Orc Paladin Righteous Fury ACF:
>Righteous Fury (Ex): A half-orc paladin can fly into a fury of righteous fervor once per day, dealing powerful blows to his enemies. Entering a righteous fury is a free action. While in a righteous fury, the half-orc paladin gains a +2 morale bonus on melee weapon damage rolls. This bonus increases by 1 for every four class levels, to +3 at 4th level, +4 at 8th level, up to a maximum of +7 at 20th level. The half-orc remains in this fury for 1 round plus 1 round per point of Charisma bonus (minimum 1 round).
>At 5th level, and at every five class levels thereafter, the half-orc paladin may enter this righteous fury one additional time per day.
>This benefit replaces the standard paladin's smite evil ability. A half-orc paladin who selects this substitution feature never gains any daily uses of smite evil.
You may enter Righteous fury as many times as you would normally gain the smite ability. If you gain it through the Orc Domain or the Destruction domain, the ability is not tied to your charisma bonus but instead lasts for 4 rounds. Taking Planar Touchstone can grant Righteous Fury if the ability would normally grant smites.

If a Duskblade or Spellsword uses their Channeling Ability to deliver Shocking Grasp, said warrior gains the normal +3 bonus on the melee attack roll if the enemy is wearing metal armor.
RAW, that wasn't legal, but I felt like it may that have been RAI.
In case it wasn't Clear, Mage Armor, and all the variants/derivatives, counts as an Abjuration spell for the Abjurant Champion.
I gave all creatures Precise Shot because I felt like Archery was unsupported in 3.5e.

If you are a Ranger, your combat Style counts as having Point Blank Shot for the purpose of Selecting any other feats that have it as a prerequisite. You must still meet the other prerequisites of those feats, and you lose the benefit of you wear anything but light armor.
Knowledge (Warcraft) is considered to be a class-skill for any class proficient in all martial weapons, as well as for Bard and Factotum, and any other character I deem worthy upon request.
I can't guarantee the feat will be useful though.

Oh, and to any interested players, there's still plenty of room in the party. We're getting close to finishing part one.

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