/poner/ - Ponies

>>9989
Got more green.
https://cytu.be/r/ponyplushplace

>>10134
This is so cool.

>>10134
Thanks for the stream poner.

>>10134
https://cytu.be/r/ponyplushplace
ear time

why do people go to cons? Isn't everyone there fat?
>80 dollars for spaghetti
lol

>>10175
I missed this post. On my way.

>>10165
That’s quite the file name, Anon

Woona Wednesday is OVER. Everyone say goodbye!

>>10168
Over for today. Heh.

>>10168
What do for Thursday then?

>>10170
>>10171
You niggers
[YouTube] Lucky Star - Out of Touch (OP version) [Out of Touch Thursday] [Embed]

What do you mean by "irl"?

>>10071
Very nice, though I'm amused by the earth ponies with cloven hooves.

Here's some random stuff that doesn't quite look like what I was looking for but kept it when it came up anyway.

Does anyone have a good LoRA for artstyles of artists?

>>10071
What did you do to come up with plastic fur

>>10084
Nothing in particular I'm afraid.

I was in the mood of visualizing what a fan DS game with Sweete bot would look like.

>>9908

>3rd pic
Those look awful heavy, Twi. Why don’t you let me hold them for you?

>>10100
Oh yes, thank you, they are a bit heavy. They're new frames, and they have glass lenses instead of plastic, so the weight is a bit more than I'm used to.

WAIT!!!......
HOW DID YOU GUYS GUESS THAT I AM A TWI-FAG??!?!?
that is impossible...

anyway this are cute too
--
sci-twi is a hot alchemist-magician

>>10117
Right… your glasses… I’ll hold… your glasses…

>>10113
Leslie is a treasure, she absolutely blows every generic bat OC out of the water.
I remember when Czaro first posted her to the original /mlpol/ on 4chan. I recommended the name Leslie Fair as a play on Laissez-faire. I'm glad she still gets art every now and then, although not as much as she deserves. She makes a great foil for Aryanne too.

>>10113
In personality, I just said that

San Andreas is still for gays and losers

>>10109
>>10095
Ur bap is cute. ^^

>>10126
Her vision isn't impaired, she just wants ponies to think that. The chain on her glasses is a garrote wire, and her purse is a chain-whip/flail

>>10013
No one asked, but I will copy-paste it into this void anyway

I ended up deciding her magical, illusory disguise should be that of a Unicorn instead to retain her use of magic. She'd be out of place as a Pegasus since she sticks to the ground more often than not and not being able to use her magic while in disguise is like being without 2 of her legs for her.

>>9600

"Mmhm!" You nod eagerly
>"Goodie." Sunburst gives a little clap
>Sunburst's horn hums to life, and a book from a shelf behind him levitates down onto the table
>"Now," Sunburst starts as he flips to the first page.
>"The first step to using magic, is understanding magic."
>Sunburst adjusts his glasses, clears his throat, and begins reading
>"When on board H.M.S. 'Beagle' as magicalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of-"
>A shadow across the shelf behind Sunburst catches your eye
>You turn your head to check the window
>Nobody's there, except for an innocent bush
>You shrug and return your attention to Sunburst
>"-that mystery of mysteries, as it has been called by one of our greatest philosophers. On my return home, it occurred to me, in 837, that something might perhaps-"
>There's the shadow again
>You look behind again
>Nobody there
>You keep watching for a moment
>The bush looks the same
>You think
>You shake your head and try to focus
>"-I hope, in most cases will suffice. No one can feel more sensible than I do of the necessity of hereafter publishing in detail all the facts-"
>Another shadow
>You whip around
>There!
>The bush moved!
>You think you caught a glimpse of something
>Something purp-
>"Anonymous?"
>You look at Sunburst again
>"Are you paying attention?"
"Uh, there was a...I need the bathroom."
>"Oh! Okay. Go right ahead. But, next time you need to go, just raise your hoof, okay?"
"Like in school?"
>"Yes! Just like in-"
>Sunburst hesitates
>"You know what school is?"
"Uh, yeah?"
>After getting halfway through college, you sure as hell better know what school is
>Sunburst's face twists indiscernibly
>Everything's quiet for a beat, then Sunburst gestures for you to go, his eyes looking down in thought
>"Go on, Anonymous."
>Hm
>Guess it was about time for him to do something weird again
>You rush out of the home library

Thanks fellow write fags for f´blessing us with your presence. I love the RGRE universe. Here's something that I wrote:

A green-skinned woman sat cross-legged in the back of a golden chariot being pulled by two white pegasi mares. The woman had wavy, black hair that trailed behind her. By just sitting, she displayed a great deal of agility. Her legs were flat against seat she sat on. She had planted her elbow into her knee and leaned in her cheek into her palm. Her eyes were half-closed and she looked something in-between depressed and bored.

Usually, the golden chariot was carried by stallions but being a ruler for a millennia taught a princess how to not stir up unnecessary problems. Few mares would be happy seeing a woman being pulled along by a pair of stallions. The green woman, whose name was Nonny, preferred it this way anyway. She wasn't into ponies and really just wanted to be left alone. She didn't want deal with jealous, over-protective, insecure, etc. mares.

The chariot sank and hay-thatched rooftops appeared on both sides of her. She glanced to the side and saw a mare in an open window. She was about to water a flower which pot hung from the roof but she stopped tilting the water can upon seeing Nonny and just stared at her.

Nonny gave her a lazy wave with her free hand. The pony's jaw dropped and so did the can onto the ground below. She looked down and then up at Nonny in fright. Nonny didn't even change expression. The pony gave her glare before looking away. Nonny rolled her eyes before looking ahead.

The chariot landed in town square, which really was a circle free from more timber-framed houses. They landed next to a fountain with a statue in its center of a smiling, earth-pony balancing on a ball. The landing was smooth but the walk-off wasn't. The guardsmares pulling the chariot just planted their hooves into the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust from the dirt ground and causing Nonny to fall forward from the sudden break. Nonny kept her leg entangled with each other but her arms shoot forward and grabbed the golden front railing of the chariot. With the power of her abs, suddenly instead of falling to the chariot's floor in a pile, her body had formed a bridge between the edge of her seat and the railing. She slowly let go and landed back cross-legged on the floor, returning her her head to be a downer on its hand perch.

"We're here," said one of the mares.

She gave Nonny a sharp looked over her shoulder. Though, at first she aimed it towards the chariot's seat before briefly being confused before she found Nonny sitting on the floor instead. A mocking glee appeared on the pegasuses features.

"What are you doing on the floor?" she said loudly, probably wanted the other mare to look aw well, which she did and she too shone up with mocking glee.

Nonny rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Because you two break like donkeys and I fell off my seat. No wonder you the second choice. I bet the stallions are more gentle," Nonny said.

"Pfft, need someone to baby you? You a colt, ehh?" said the other pegasus mare and the first one grinned in tandem.

Nonny smiled.

"Heh. Well, you know when you're this big and you deal with fragile things like ponies all day, being gentle becomes a virtue." Nonny leaned back and went into the bridge stretch with her hands on the pew-like seat.

Nonny couldn't see there faces but she was sure they weren't pleased. It wasn't that she liked messing with mares. With her time in Equestria, she had learnt that mares were just scared by how big she was but once they really got to know her, they'd argue for her sake. She really should just given them more time, however, they were so annoying.

"That... That doesn't even make sense..." said the first guardsmare. "If you are so strong, which you aren't by the way, there are plenty earth-pony mares that are stronger than you; then you'd be the one needing to be gentle, not us."

The other pegasus chuckled.

"Yeah, what she said. And you aren't even stronger than me," said the other one.

Nonny chuckled and shook her head before finishing her stretch. Then she moved forwards and rested her forearms and her chin on the railing. Now their faces were much closer, which the two mares did not seem to like.

Nonny let her eyes take in the body of the last pegasus that had talked. The mare was trained, befitting a guardsmare, however...

Nonny put hand to forehead and made some silent chuckles.

"You're like eighty pounds. What's your name Featherweight?" Nonny said and displayed her whites and the eyes of a bird of prey.

The mare in questions tilted her head back and formed a small 'o' with her lips, as if she was about to suck the oxygen out of the air.

"Okay, let's go," said the mare and put her hoof's elbow on the railing, Nonny still wasn't sure how pony anatomy worked. "You and me, hoof-wrestle. Unless you're chicken?"

Nonny with grinned plastered on her face, slowly shoved the mare's hoof off the railing.

"I think not." Despite her demeanor, she just wanted to tease the mares not dominate them. She couldn't stand their dour looks afterwards.

The other pegasus lit up at Nonny's refusal to hoof-wrestle her friend.

"Really, no.You sing it but can't bring it," she said as the other mare gained a look of being beyond cocky.

Nonny held up her hands in a mock resignation fashion.

"You got me. I'm cute lil' songbird like you," Nonny said as she reach out with her fingers and booped both of them on their nose. "Sorry, it's just. When wittle bittle pony wompies like you are xenophobic, it just hard for me to take it too seriously."

The, one Nonny had generously started to refer to a the smart one, rolled her eyes.

"Well, if your fee fees are hurt, you can just leave Equestria. You don't have to stay," she said.

Nonny's smile stretched out like but eyes shut.

"Trust me, I would. Your country sucks. But it's hard to say no to Princess Celestia when she asks you and it's not like she can rely on you two to keep Ponyville safe."

>>9890
Good shit, Anon. Good shit.

>>9894
Thank you. ^^
>>9890
"Safe? When is PONYVILLE ever, in danger?" asked the mare who hadn't challanged you to a hoof-wrestle.

Now that Nonny had gotten a better look of her, she had a mole on her cheek and she had short mane split in two colors, one cyan and one blue. And the other one had a short blond mane. Nonny decided to designate her 'Featherweight' in her head and not-'Featherweight', 'Not' for short, for the other one.

Nonny gestured in a direction in which she had seen the sprawling massive forest close-by.

"How about the creatures of the Everfree? Aren't they a threat?" Nonny asked, while climbing out of the chariot.

'Featherweight' replied with an angry voice, "That's like a mile away and nopony is dumb enough to go in there."

Nonny stretched out her back, leaning to one side then the other.

"None of the creatures wander out of the Everfree?" Nonny wondered aloud while releasing a small moan as felt her tendons ease up with her stretching.

"No. They keep to the forest. Creatures of the Everfree are afraid to wander outside since us pegasi control the weather here," said Not.

"Yeah! They know not to mess with us!" added Featherweight with bravado.

Nonny grinned at that and gave Featherweight a sly-eye.

"I see," Nonny said in jovial tone. "How about crimes then? I suppose Ponyville is a den of theives and villainy?"

"Ha!" exclaimed Not, "Ponyville doesn't even have a sheriff."

Nonny put her arm behind her head and pushed it's elbow and there was a satisfying crack from her shoulder.

"None at all? Do they not have crimes?" Nonny asked, flipped her hand on its back, before pointing at Not. "How do you know this anyway? Aren't you from Canterlot?"

Not sighed and shook her head. Featherweight grinned at this reaction, encouraging her friend to let this none-pony have it.

"Ugh! Aren't you part of the royal guards as well? That's what we were told." She narrowed her eyes at Nonny. "Ponyville is a prime example of 'No-Law Zone'. Since it doesn't really have any crimes, Princess Celestia has granted the area free-reign. They teach you this at the academy."

"Haha. You don't even know," Featherweight laughed but there was an undertone anger beneath it.

"Well, I wasn't at the academy for long, so I might have missed it," Nonny said as she gently stretched did some neck stretch exercises.

Not glared at her.

"Yeah. I bet!" she said, then she mumbled out. "Disgusting."

Nonny smiled and raised an eyebrow at that.

Nonny gestured the only building in the circular town square. It was a wooden tower.

"Is that town hall?" Nonny asked.

"No. It's the barn of Sweet Apple Acres," Not replied sarcastically and rolled her eyes. "Idiot."

Featherweight roared in laughter. She had to steady herself, or maybe pretended to have to steady herself, by grasping the chariot with her wings.

This made Not glow up. She was clearly bolstered by her friend's endorsement.

Nonny chuckled as well. In fact soon the mares ceased to smile as Nonny had joined in on their laughter.

"You're so cute!" Nonny said, then she did a one-eighty, proceeded to walk towards the 'obvious' town hall, and made gesture for the two ponies to follow. "Well, come along."

"What?" Not asked, incredulously.

Nonny turned back to the pair.

"You need to come with me to the town hall." Nonny's facial expression seemed to say, 'Duh.'

"No, we don't," interjected Featherweight. "Our orders were to fly you to Ponyville square. That's it. You're on your own."

Nonny smirked and pulled back her sick oak-brown cloak's hem. Attached on her tank-top she wore underneath, was a golden emblem of stylized sun. It was pretty fancy.

Not leaned back from it with eyes like saucers.

"Wwwhat?!" Featherweight cried out. "That has to be fake. You can't be..."

Nonny removed it from her shirt and brought it up to her mouth. She bit into the gleaming gold sigil.

"Taste like success," Nonny said and reached it out to Not. "What do you think? Is it real?"

Not grabbed it with her wings. As she inspected it, her teeth began to clench. She gave it back to Nonny.

"Satisfied?" asked Nonny with a Pepe smile.

Not's fighting spirit bounced back.

"Tch. Just because its real doesn't mean that it's yours. You could have stolen it for all we know." said Not.

Featherweight nodded along and said, "Yeah."

Nonny paused nad looked directly at Featherweight.

"Yeah," Nonny said mockingly.

Featherweight blushed. Nonny stuck out her tongue. But Not wasn't gonna let Nonny bully her friend an stepped forward, wings stretched out.

"Regardless, why would we need to follow you in there for? Need help in the restroom?" Not asked.

And it seemed like a weight had been removed from Featherweight's heart and gloating smile returned with a vengeance.

"Yes. I need help wiping my ass. Could you lick it clean?" Nonny said and start to lap up something invisible in the air.

>>9984
The mares looked grossed out and Nonny couldn't help but to wear a shit-eating grin.

?

"Ew, what's wrong with you?" said Not, took a step back, and put her wings in front of her to ward off Nonny's presence as if she was a rotting corpse.

Featherweight put her wing over Not's shoulders while giving Nonny the stink eye. She gave her companion a comforting gaze.

"Don't worry about it, Blue. Remember, she's not even a pony, just slime-green diamond dog," Featherweight told Not, whose name apparently was Blue, something.

Blue/Not nodded her head vigorously at her friends words.

"Yes! You're right," she said and the two's gazes met and the bond between them almost seemed to glow.

Nonny loved bringing ponies together.

Blue returned with conviction!

"You, are essentially a diamond dog. It all fits," Blue began while Nonny looked at her like an adult does at a child or a pet that exhibit negative behavior but since they are so small, you can't take it seriously. "You have an obsession with fecal matter, you stand on two legs like an animal, and--" Blue took a sniff in the air. "--you smell the part too."

Nonny stuck her nose in her armpit and inhaled. She was pleased with what she found.

"You do know, I'm using the same perfume as the Princess, right? I borrowed some after I left the castle," Nonny said while contemplating burying Blue's cute little snout in her pit, just to prove it to her. "I doubt I smell bad."

"Well..." said Featherweight, "its like the old saying, no matter how much make-up you put on a yak, he will never be a cute colt."

"That's goofy saying," Nonny said. "How about this, 'If you eat hay, everyday, you will eventually turn gay?' It needs to sound good as well, sis."

Featherweight got red in the face. It was hard to tell if it was due to blossoming anger or rippling embarrassment. Maybe it was both.

She pulled her wing away from Blue. Nonny noticed.

"Like you gals," Nonny said and pointed at the two of them with two different fingers and-- "You seem a bit clossse." --then brought them together. "Suspicious. I wonder what you get up to after drill training in the showers, hmm?"

"Shut the buck up!" yelled Blue and she glared and growled like ferocious dog. "Luftkreig and I are FRIENDS." With a firm wing, she pulled the pegasus that Nonny had named Featherweight, but was apparently was named Luftkrieg or something, vacuum tight to her body. Blue then pointed at Nonny with feather she extended as if she was trying to stab her with sword. "But I bet degenerate like you can't even look at a cucumber without getting aroused."

At the 'aroused' part of Blue's speech, Nonny hald-lidded her eyes and glazed up her lips with her tongue. Blue's face was the definition of disgust.

Nonny couldn't stop herself.

"Ah, so friends rub up to each other like that." Nonny gestured to the pair.

Luftkreig had a blushed on her face nad was looking into the ground while Blue kept trying to weaponize her gaze.

"Yes, not all touch is sexual you freak. Luftkrieg and I were are so good friends, we are a marebond." A smile formed on Luftkrieg's face. "In fact, I-- I have been talking with my stallion if he'd consider... Letting me ask her to joing our herd."

Blue had struggled to get out her words and spoken that last parts of them quieslty.

Luftkrieg's head swiveled around and looked at Blue with wide eyes.

This time it was Blue's turn to blush as their gazes met.

"You... You want to herd with me?" Luftkrieg asked.

"Y-yeah. If you're okay with it," Blue said and nodded.

"Of course. I loved to," said Luftkrieg still looking at Blue like she couldn't believe what she was hearing.

Blue smile awkwardly, unsure of what to make of Luftkrieg's behavior.

Then it seemed as if the realization of what was happening finally occured to Luftkrieg and she pounced o nthe other pegasus, pulling her odnw onto the ground beneath her.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" she shouted and embraced Blue like desolate buoy in a stormy sea.

>>9801

>You reach a window that faces the bushes from another angle
>Can't quite see out of it
"Hm."
>You place an unsure hoof on the wall in front of you
>Then another
>Slowly, you walk your front hooves up until they rest on the glass of the window
>Bush looks normal, except for-
"Woop!"
>You yelp as the windowpane gives way
>You tumble over the windowframe and land flat on your back on the grass with an "Oompf!"
"What the..."
>You watch as the window finishes making a full rotation within its frame, spinning back into place with a click
>You scramble to your feet and glare at the window
>The ground outdoors is lower than inside
>Too low to get back in
>Looks like it's the long way around for you
>You turn your attention to the bush again
>At least you can make a proper inspection of the shrubbery from here
>Leaves scattered about
>Broken branches
>What's this?
>You brush aside a few snapped twigs to reveal a tuft of purple
>It's...familiar
>But you can't quite place it
>Maybe Sunburst will know
>You take the lock of hair between your teeth, mentally lament your lack of pockets, and head for the front door

I'm putting the /mlp/ marebook link here so I don't have to go to desuarchives all the time

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-CpcaShAi4TR2PhFAAO7TDr-QGfpKIQpwIsYjzj5sjk/htmlview

Hello.

>>9559
Hiya.

>>6055
sure
but that's a marshmallow

amres

>>9862
is the first image from some comic?

>>9865
Nope, it was a draw request somewhere, according to its desc on ponerpics

>>9176
I came to this at least 14 times

If you love her she loves you back <3<3<3

>>10118
No, I mean literally. Like I've never had a fear boner or gotten hard in a fight. Am I just weird?

>>10118
G5 pones are now officially made just to be raped and abused

>>10124
Rape her if you must, but tennis-pone did nothing wrong

>>10124
unf, I wish I was that stallion

>>10125
I like Izzy, she did nothing wrong... but the urge to rape can not be stopped

weird image, weird thread, weird reply.
TAG! you're it!