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Anonymous
No.1193
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Anonymous
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>>3534
How is she so cute?
Anonymous
No.3547
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>>3528
Get a new liver.
Anonymous
No.3548
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>>3547
Could use a new pancreas too.. and a heart.
Fuck it. I may as well go for the four tour horgan transplant.
Anonymous
No.3549
>>3548
full tour*
Anonymous
No.3581
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>>3548
Dem 3d printers nigga
Anonymous
No.3582
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>>3581
>he doesn't have horse-organs
Anonymous
No.3584
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>>3582
Pig organ master race
Anonymous
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>>3584
>pig organ
Anonymous
No.3598
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>>3585
>>3584
>>3582
>These faggots havent dropped money on baboon organs.
Anonymous
No.3952
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I am become alcohol.gif
drinking commences
Anonymous
No.3953
>>3952
Don't get too drunk before the new episode, m8 (or do so anyway; idk)
Anonymous
No.3954
>>3598
>wanting baboon enzymes flowing through your body
Have fun slowly turning into a nigger.
Anonymous
No.4003
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>>3598
>not going all in for mega-baboon organs
it's almost like you don't want the 8 seconds of god-mode granted by a mad german doctor!
Anonymous
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I'm drunk at a party and browsing
Mlpol
Please help I don't know what to do
God bless autocorrect
Anonymous
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>>4006
Post nazi horses
Anonymous
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>>4007
I don't know how to do that at
>Place = party
I'm scared
I tried o socialize, i failed
Anonymous
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>>4003
>using a syringe "gun"
Anonymous
No.4014
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>>4006
>>4010
>Let your alpha side out
>conquer some pussy
Anonymous
No.4015
>>4012
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir.
Anonymous
No.4016
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>>4006
tell them all about the Jews. right now.
Anonymous
No.4017
>>4010
Drink more or hit the bong
Anonymous
No.4018
>>4016
This
Anonymous
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I'm pretty baked right now.
Anonymous
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>>1193
>tfw
Anonymous
No.7306
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A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.
Anonymous
No.7307
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Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anonymous
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>>7307
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.
Anonymous
No.7311
>>7309
That's enough. Put the bottle down...
Anonymous
No.7337
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>>7306
Cheers
Anonymous
No.7339
>>7337
Cheers, and nice pali
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.7902
>>7890
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.
Anonymous
No.7903
>>7890
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.8052
I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.
Anonymous
No.8218
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how to stop being drunk every day
Anonymous
No.8225
>>8218
Step 1
Put down the bottle
Anonymous
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>>1193
Both.

Anonymous
No.8780
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I'm a filly, dude!
Anonymous
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I just dropped 2 hits of acid.
Anonymous
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>>8875
Have fun
Anonymous
No.8877
>>8876
Holy shit man it is kicking in!
Anonymous
No.8878
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>>8780
>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!

And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too
Anonymous
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>>8876
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.
Anonymous
No.8886
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>>8885
Drugs are overrated.
Lone15
No.8887
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>>8878
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?
Anonymous
No.8890
>>8886
and over priced.
Anonymous
No.8897
>>8885
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.
Anonymous
No.8898
>>8887
s-shut up lone
Anonymous
No.9314
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Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.
Anonymous
No.9316
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>>9314
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.
Anonymous
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>>9316
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.
Anonymous
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>>9317
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless
Anonymous
No.9320
>>9319
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.
Anonymous
No.9571
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I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?
Anonymous
No.9575
>>9571
That depends on how superficial you are anon
Anonymous
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I'm baked
No.9928
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>>9927
This
Anonymous
No.9932
>>9927
>>9928
420'000 blazeed
Anonymous
No.9934
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>>1193
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?
Anonymous
No.9941
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When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.

Please help me.
Anonymous
No.9942
>>9941
God I love me some whiskey.
Anonymous
No.9943
>>9934
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.
Anonymous
No.9952
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Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.
Anonymous
No.9953
>>9952
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.
Anonymous
No.9956
Beer is good for you
Anonymous
No.9964
>>9941
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.
Anonymous
No.9965
>poni will never be beside you to drink with you and share your drunken misery
>ywn cuddle a horse while rambling about the griffins
>ywn wake up to the confused neighing of a normal horse before realizing you cuddled and fucked an actual drunk horse in a drunken stupor of your own, thinking she was Berry Punch
Anonymous
No.9968
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I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.

I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.
Anonymous
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>>9968
>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.
Anonymous
No.9973
>>9969
Maybe. In a few months I might have the money to try it out. Been driving around not drunk, that's only for bars and home looking for places to work or to help me with shit. Found out thrre are some blue collar places west of me. Might apply for a position as an electrician or concrete mixer or something, or maybe privaye aecurity is better just so I can ensure having my current job to fall back on while working night or morning shifts.

But whatever happens I'm still a worthless piece of shit. Being passionate in the field or getting formal education won't protect me from that fact.

Hard lemonade ie nice by the by. Especially when chugged. While reading clop. Near midnight. With work in 7 hours.
Anonymous
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Football
Anonymous
No.9975
>tfw u go for trips on the wrong board
Anonymous
No.10049
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I love me some wine.
Anonymous
No.10051
>>10049
>wine
Nigger plz
Anonymous
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>>1193
>tfw been dry for a while
Anonymous
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Its my birthday, and I'm tying one on goddammit. Xp
Anonymous
No.11659
>>11658
Happy Birthday Anon!

(You, you\'re a good you)
Anonymous
No.11660
>>11658
Happy Birthday!

(I like you, but you namefag and thats, well its not forbidden but d\'mon dude)
Anonymous
No.11661
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>>11658
Might not be drunk, but I'm still gonna wish you a happy birthday.

(Oh damn, you\'re that one? hoofbump. /))
Anonymous
No.11663
>>11658
Happy Birthday Fren

(USER IS BOOPED)
Anonymous
No.11664
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>>11661
Hoofbump, indeed. /)(\\
Anonymous
No.11665
>>11664
I'll admit, I don't know why I'm getting hoofbumped.
Anonymous
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>>1193
>Alcoholism
Reeeeeeeeeeee.
Anonymous
No.11871
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>>11870
Cry moar. Of all the things you chose to reee about
Anonymous
No.11873
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>>11871
Alcoholism is a pretty good thing to reee about, considering how it destroys people
Anonymous
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>>11873
It won't go how you think it will
Anonymous
No.11875
>>11874
What? I would think that reeeing about alcoholism would go down as, well, a bunch of reeeing sounds
Anonymous
No.11876
>>11870
https://youtu.be/iQrjbRz3y7A
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>11929
>dat pic
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.
Anonymous
No.11975
lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.
Anonymous
No.12541
I am bacon
Anonymous
No.16123
This thread is woefully under appreciated.
>beer intensifies
Anonymous
No.16130
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I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?
Anonymous
No.16131
>>16130
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.
Anonymous
No.16132
>>16130
Look at the stars
Anonymous
No.16133
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>>16130
Consume more
Anonymous
No.16134
>>16133
Done. Now what?