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Could use a new pancreas too.. and a heart.
Fuck it. I may as well go for the four tour horgan transplant.
Don't get too drunk before the new episode, m8 (or do so anyway; idk)
>>3598>wanting baboon enzymes flowing through your body
Have fun slowly turning into a nigger.
>>3598>not going all in for mega-baboon organs
it's almost like you don't want the 8 seconds of god-mode granted by a mad german doctor!
I'm drunk at a party and browsing
Please help I don't know what to do
God bless autocorrect
I don't know how to do that at >Place = party
I tried o socialize, i failed
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir.
tell them all about the Jews. right now.
Drink more or hit the bong
I'm pretty baked right now.
A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.
Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.
That's enough. Put the bottle down...
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional
I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.
how to stop being drunk every day
I just dropped 2 hits of acid.
Holy shit man it is kicking in!
>>8780>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any
psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.
Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.
I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?
That depends on how superficial you are anon
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?
When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.
Please help me.
God I love me some whiskey.
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.
Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.
>poni will never be beside you to drink with you and share your drunken misery
>ywn cuddle a horse while rambling about the griffins
>ywn wake up to the confused neighing of a normal horse before realizing you cuddled and fucked an actual drunk horse in a drunken stupor of your own, thinking she was Berry Punch
I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.
>>9968>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.
Maybe. In a few months I might have the money to try it out. Been driving around not drunk, that's only for bars and home
looking for places to work or to help me with shit. Found out thrre are some blue collar places west of me. Might apply for a position as an electrician or concrete mixer or something, or maybe privaye aecurity is better just so I can ensure having my current job to fall back on while working night or morning shifts.
But whatever happens I'm still a worthless piece of shit. Being passionate in the field or getting formal education won't protect me from that fact.
Hard lemonade ie nice by the by. Especially when chugged. While reading clop. Near midnight. With work in 7 hours.
>tfw u go for trips on the wrong board
Its my birthday, and I'm tying one on goddammit. Xp
Might not be drunk, but I'm still gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Cry moar. Of all the things you chose to reee about
Alcoholism is a pretty good thing to reee about, considering how it destroys people
It won't go how you think it will
What? I would think that reeeing about alcoholism would go down as, well, a bunch of reeeing sounds
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.
lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.
This thread is woefully under appreciated.
I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.