>>19703 >Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
>>19811 >why Cuz it was $2.95 >does it taste like tobacco ... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells. Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
>>19813 Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
>>19815 Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas. But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!". Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
>>19822 Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit. What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof. What do?
>>19835 I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
>>19835 Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps. >>19838 Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin >>19840 Combined with lots of water, its a good method
>>19840 If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol >Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine. >When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer. (glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
Being drunk at work is based. >replace power steering pump >charge them $700 >they get ass mad >threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay Wage cucks will never understand.
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>>19964 >HEB brand Nothing wrong with that. Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality. This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines. Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
>>20169 This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it. Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times? >Reeeee, they're not children Mentally THEY ARE. This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond. Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child. >So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine! By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?
>>20172 >nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age >Nonsense The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no. >>20173 Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
>>20174 Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit. That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation. >>20175 This.
I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration. Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard. Alcoholism is rough.
>>20265 >it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first. >somehow this makes the brain more efficient That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
>>20558 Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
>>20560 I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it. Why does it bother you? >>20561 I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?
I'm drunk and I'm really fucking crying over the fact that Lír and Amalthea never got married. He didn't even get to cum inside her at all. My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!
5 months later... >>20169 >Ponies are not for sexual, anon. They're irresistible! >>20171 >Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times? Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right? .>>20565 >I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others. Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out. I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)
Feeling a little stoned and feeling sad about the state of our Women, i hate this age bros. i wish i would have been born 100 years ago instead of in this one.
Come on. I know you're here. You show up when niggle dee and niggle dum show up without fail. Instantly when possible. Say something. Show someone out there that you're there too.
holy shit I hate the feds so much just did a soap stream and was drinking. now am drunk and can't sleep because room spins a little too much. should I make a cytube for stupid soap-making and such streams in the future?
>>25675 Sounds good. I only have alcohol and kratom with me at the moment but I'm inbetween jobs so it's just alcohol for me. I like to mix it with redbull but I don't have any, so just drinking vodka. I both miss and don't miss the days of binging DXM.