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Anonymous
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
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Heil Hitler! /)
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>>19587
> a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness
Could you elaborate on this?
>>19588
Checked and Based
Anonymous
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
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No.19616
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
Anonymous
No.19697
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Gonna slap the next fish I catch with my penis, AMA.
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No.19698
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>>19697
Ever get a blowjob from a fish?
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No.19700
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>>19698
The technical term is noodling
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>>19700
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No.19702
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>>19698
No, I'll ask the fish it's cool. Consent is key.
>>19700
Actually, that would require that I slather my cock in stink bait, which I wouldn't do since catfish bite.
Will post pics next time when it's not so windy. You will see fish getting smacked in the face by human COCK.
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No.19703
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>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
Anonymous
No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
Anonymous
No.19810
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
Anonymous
No.19811
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>>19810
how is it? does it taste like tobacco? why did you pick it up?
Anonymous
No.19812
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>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
Anonymous
No.19813
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>>19812
Do you like it?
Anonymous
No.19814
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>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
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>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
Anonymous
No.19816
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>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Anonymous
No.19818
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For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
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>>19816
That is Very Weird Desu.
>>19818
Didn't go very well i presume?
Anonymous
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>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
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>>19821
Chase with pickle juice?
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
Anonymous
No.19836
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>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
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>>19836
>I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey.
Anonymous
No.19838
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>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19839
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>>19837
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT Send a whole case my way there anon-coon
Anonymous
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guys are hydration pills really the ultimate hangover cure?
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19849
>>19839
I'll ship a barrel of frisky Negro whisky overseas.
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
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Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
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Anonymous
No.19877
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Happy 4/20 lads
Anonymous
No.19963
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What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
Anonymous
No.19964
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>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
Anonymous
No.19966
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>>19963
Coca-Cola.
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>>19966
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>>19967
Cheers.
Anonymous
No.19969
>>19963
Salty tears
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.
Anonymous
No.20150
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What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
Anonymous
No.20167
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White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.
Anonymous
No.20169
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>>20150
Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
Anonymous
No.20171
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>>20169
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?
Anonymous
No.20172
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>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.
Anonymous
No.20173
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>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.
Anonymous
No.20174
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>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
Anonymous
No.20175
20176
A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting
Anonymous
No.20176
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>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.
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>>20176
Fair points
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Anonymous
No.20249
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I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.
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Anonymous
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>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
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>>20266
This is the drunk thread faggot.
Anonymous
No.20295
Finally I am drunk and remembered to post
Anonymous
No.20297
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Smoking some SneedOG
Anonymous
No.20557
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Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.
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>>20557
Jews want the white man drunk.
Anonymous
No.20559
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>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
Anonymous
No.20560
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>>20559
What do you gain when you drink alcohol?
Anonymous
No.20561
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Anyone here ever try DMT?
Anonymous
No.20564
>>20558
So? A broken clock is right twice a day. Not everything they want you to do is a bad idea.
Anonymous
No.20565
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>>20560
I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it.
Why does it bother you?
>>20561
I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?
Anonymous
No.20566
>>20558
Jews want the white man in despair. Sometimes that means drunk, but alcohol is fine in moderation.
Anonymous
No.20576
>>20565
It might
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No.20619
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I'm drunk and I'm really fucking crying over the fact that Lír and Amalthea never got married. He didn't even get to cum inside her at all.
My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!
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Anonymous
No.20690
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Just boofed a pint of DMT. It's amazing, guys. There are mares everywhere!
Anonymous
No.20704
>>20690
I've always wanted to try DMT
Anonymous
No.20705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WmKoQ__nkw

MLP characters when their clothes don't cover their asses or genitals
Anonymous
No.20706
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5 months later...
>>20169
>Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
They're irresistible!
>>20171
>Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right?
.>>20565
>I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience.
I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others.
Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out.
I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)
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Happy, like, uhhhh... Hitler Day or whatever, faggots.
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Feeling a little stoned and feeling sad about the state of our Women, i hate this age bros. i wish i would have been born 100 years ago instead of in this one.
Anonymous
No.21092
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>>21091
Happy 4/20.
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>>21092
Happy 4/20 to you too.
https://youtu.be/UYcjlmeRNTo
Anonymous
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At the bar today. Spending my meager pay at the Junkyard. Cheese wedges and fishy chippies plus all the liquor I can fit in me. How bout you niggers?
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>>21657
Perhaps the meme was ill advised
Anonymous
No.21659
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Come on. I know you're here. You show up when niggle dee and niggle dum show up without fail. Instantly when possible.
Say something. Show someone out there that you're there too.
Anonymous
No.21660
>>21659
Fine, goodnight. Niggers.
Anonymous
No.21678
Alcohol brings you closer to niggers
Anonymous
No.22966
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Anyone here ever try blue lotus?
Anonymous
No.22968
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>>22966
No. Sounds expensive. What's it like?
Anonymous
No.22985
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Hi everypony :)
:jar:
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>>22985
Hello.
Anonymous
No.22987
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>>20171
Still one of my best posts, ngl
Anonymous
No.22988
>>22987
You're still retarded.
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No.23208
>>22968
It's like weed.
Anonymous
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>laser-etched marijuana grinder
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No.24863
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>>24862
This is amazing. Kudos to your stellar aesthetic preferences.
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>>24863
Dont thank me, thank the furry artist (mlp is furry btw)
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>>24864
It isn't. Obligatory KYS.
Anonymous
No.24867
>>24864
Okay, groomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzGCZaGaryw