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Anonymous
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Anonymous
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>>18908
I thought about replying last night to you but I was too stoned to make a coherent response. I'm on the come up of nutmeg right now, again. I don't like heavy doses of the spice very much, a lower dose gives me a type of stimulation and heightened libido which I can make use of. My eyes go bloodshot after 15 grams of ground nutmeg, it's illegal to take it in a recreational manner but that doesn't concern me otherwise i wouldn't be doing it, same with Amanita Muscaria under the psychoactive substances regulations. It's a bunch of bullshit for these to be classified as such.
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it. I also like your poetry, btw.
Thanks for the attention and appreciation of the situation!
>I hope that the coming Spring brings success to you and yours.
Optimistic hope for future projects is all I have and will need to complete my tasks, winter slows down people since it rains more than snows so they don't like getting wet and trudging through mud puddles. If it were a few degrees colder it would always snow but it isn't, it would be more preferable if it were frozen rather than wet.
>I'm doubtful that it'll work out so well for us wretched, bastard mutts in America and our doomed nation.
Time will tell.
>That's pretty relatable. I lived In an apartment for a eighteen months and I came to deeply resent the couple living above me.
Apartment buildings over here are filled with only the lesser kinds of people, those flats would drive me mental to live any amount of time in.
>I shouldn't admit it publicly, but I savagely beat the little meth head that lived above me.
I've admitted far worse.
>They screamed and stomped constantly at all hours to the point that the insomnia was fucking up my life.
Sleep deprivation is horribly torturous.
>I tried being polite and asking them in person to cut it out only to be given empty promises of serenity time and time again.
They most surely crossed the line of respectability and decided to continue their degeneracy without the least of considerations for yourself.
>It all stopped after I kicked the shit out of him and started screaming at the top of my lungs that I would fucking walk up stairs and beat them both to death and kill their dog any time they disturbed me. He cowered behind his dope whore the next time we had an argument after one of their meth buddies hit my parked car and drove off. She seemed to be terrified and begged for peace. She tried forcing her emasculated husband to apologize to me for everything, but he just pouted and ran back up stairs like an upset child. He was almost thirty years old at the time, btw. I guess he didn't want to get beat up again in front of the Mrs. She even paid for the body work. I accepted her apology and they ceased their faggotry after that.
Cool story boet, kek. Seriously though, he did deserve the punishment and more.
>They're lucky they weren't cartoon mares or else I would've had to chase them up there and viciously cum in them both with unrelenting vigor as recompense, as would be my Christian right.
Amen.
>Think of the wedding massacre from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, but I'm Galahad and rather than storming a castle, I would be storming a series of cartoon horse vaginas with wrathful intent. Not a single sconce would be left unassailed by my longsword.
Had it been me, i would envision myself as Bane from Batman but instead of breaking the bat's back i would be breaking the pony's pussy, while dosed up on my concoction of Venom.
>It will, but where will we be when it does?
Away from the shitty cities.
>I think that it's just as much about destroying us as it is to proliferating hostile aliens in our homelands to (((the powers that be))). It won't won't cease after some miraculous societal collapse. They'll still have their shit-skinned golems aping about.
It's saddening and maddening to exist in such a 'multicultural' waste of a world, the goal is to mix the fair haired and skinned into a more stupid and mongoloid class of breed with less intelligence. The idiotic women and men who give birth to such monstrous abominations are unworthy of my acknowledgement or friendship, they are traitors to their traditions and ancestry for giving the gift of life away to some colored kids. It's widespread around here and my all encompassing desire is the complete termination of the inferiors. We are forced to accept them or else be thrown in the cages of prisons and labeled by authorities as a threat to this diversity.
>It's a deliberate act of genocide both in my country and in yours. I genuinely wish the best for you and yours.
Yes it is. Yet in this so called civilized society most normal's have been conditioned to accept their doom willfully and see these waves of foreigners as their equals through coordinated usage of the education programs for (((their))) systematic inter mixture of the races in order to cause chaos and anarchy, they are diverging the eyes from the focus of western invasion by means of trickery and deceitful lies about the common cold. All a part of the plan, the scheme of a narcissism filled dream.
>Based again. If I didn't live in Nowhere's ass end, I'd like to ride a pony from place to place, as I'm wont to do.
Never would i be able to fulfill such a fantasy in this current place no matter my longing for it.
>Truly, I blame the Germans and Slavoids who knowingly carried kikes over here on their backs like scabies.
It's livid how such secretive groups of disdainful Jews managed to sneak their way in through the changing of their names and other forms of deception.
>That's beautiful in a way, Anon. It's fortunate to have had such a coveted bond.
It was a blessing for me to ever meet such a pretty pony who very much resembled Aryanne in appearance. Blue eyed. blonde Welsh. She was all i ever craved and wished for, despite her cockiness which only made her more lively and wifely.

>Have a good night and may horse pussy forever be with you, Anon.
Thank you. Praise pony pussy, Epona excelsis!
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Fairly stoned right now, figured now would be the best time to post my wine from what i referenced in this post >>18860
As well as this Anon's >>18908
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it.
So Here is my latest batch of wine, i used 1 gram and a half of yeast for a gallon or 5 litres.

The methodology is as follows: In the first >webm (related)Sorry about the camera being sideways anon.I had mixed a bunch of blended fruits with grape and pomegranate juices then placed it all in a dutch pan with 400 grams of raw cane sugar which i boiled until it dissolved, afterwards i waited for it to cool down to 35 degrees Celsius (T. Can't into Fahrenheit) which is what the yeast has to be at too along with the wine mash.
The yeast has to be activated with warm sterile water mixed with a bit of the wine juice or a teaspoon of sugar and left for 15 minutes until it is ready to be introduced into the wine mash. Once that has been done and every bit of yeast is in the mix i moved the wine into the glass bottle via a plastic jug and funnel which i put a airlock on top of the bottle i had put the wine and yeast inside. It took about 3 hours to start bubbling for the carbon release, after around 2 days it speeds up with it's fermentation and a bunch of pink bubbles form at the top of the liquid inside of the fruit skins that have risen to the top of the bottle, then it stays like that until the 8th day which is when it begins to slow down until around 10 or so days. When it is ready to be bottled after there are no more bubbles in the airlock, i use screw lid capped glass bottles that i sterilize with vinegar beforehand to the process then i poured the wine back into the pan from the gallon bottle into a thick filter which looks like a glorified diaper. Then i whisked it with a bakers whisk to release some of the trapped gasses, afterwards i funneled it with the jug again into the bottles which i screwed and placed in a dark cupboard which has no sunlight for a minimum aging of 2 weeks.
There was 4 litres of fruit juice from cartons (1 Welch's purple grape juice, 3 pomegranates, red grapes and blackcurrant juice) and 200 grams of black seedless grapes along with 90 grams of pomegranate seeds with 125 grams of blueberries.
The strength is around 18% and it's evident in the taste of it.

TL;DR
I made some home brewed wine for drinking.
Anonymous
No.19556
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>>1193
I Have Been completely sober for the past 2 months and its a nightmare.
Anonymous
No.19557
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>>19556
This. I feel ur pain fren, Im at 1 month. Except for weed, I still smoke that every couple days
Anonymous
No.19558
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>>19557
>Tfw not even any weed
Anonymous
No.19559
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>>19558
I cant, then. Youre braver than I anon, take heart in that
Anonymous
No.19560
>>19559
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.
Anonymous
No.19563
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I just popped a beer... anyone else joining me?
Anonymous
No.19564
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>>19563
Dick
Anonymous
No.19565
>>19564
faggot
Anonymous
No.19566
>>19564
Cesar, get the fuck out of here
Anonymous
No.19567
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>>19563
A Beer? what is this middle school?
Anonymous
No.19568
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>>19567
uh no? I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
Anonymous
No.19569
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>>19568
Whiskey is where its at. the true Drink of the White man
Anonymous
No.19570
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>>19569
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.
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>>19568
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.
Anonymous
No.19577
>>19555
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.
Anonymous
No.19578
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>>19576
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.
Anonymous
No.19579
>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
Anonymous
No.19581
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>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.

I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
Anonymous
No.19582
19584
>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
Anonymous
No.19584
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>>19581
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.

>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.

I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Anonymous
No.19585
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>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
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No.19587
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
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No.19588
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Heil Hitler! /)
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No.19589
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>>19587
> a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness
Could you elaborate on this?
>>19588
Checked and Based
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
Anonymous
No.19697
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Gonna slap the next fish I catch with my penis, AMA.
Anonymous
No.19698
19700 19702
>>19697
Ever get a blowjob from a fish?
Anonymous
No.19700
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>>19698
The technical term is noodling
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>>19700
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No.19702
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>>19698
No, I'll ask the fish it's cool. Consent is key.
>>19700
Actually, that would require that I slather my cock in stink bait, which I wouldn't do since catfish bite.
Will post pics next time when it's not so windy. You will see fish getting smacked in the face by human COCK.
Anonymous
No.19703
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>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
Anonymous
No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
Anonymous
No.19810
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
Anonymous
No.19811
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>>19810
how is it? does it taste like tobacco? why did you pick it up?
Anonymous
No.19812
19813
>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
Anonymous
No.19813
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>>19812
Do you like it?
Anonymous
No.19814
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>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Anonymous
No.19815
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>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
Anonymous
No.19816
19820
>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Anonymous
No.19818
19820
For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
Anonymous
No.19820
19821
>>19816
That is Very Weird Desu.
>>19818
Didn't go very well i presume?
Anonymous
No.19821
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>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
Anonymous
No.19822
19823
>>19821
Chase with pickle juice?
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Anonymous
No.19835
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
Anonymous
No.19836
19837
>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
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No.19837
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>>19836
>I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey.
Anonymous
No.19838
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>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19839
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>>19837
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT Send a whole case my way there anon-coon
Anonymous
No.19840
19841 19850
guys are hydration pills really the ultimate hangover cure?
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19849
>>19839
I'll ship a barrel of frisky Negro whisky overseas.
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
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No.19852
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Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
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Happy 4/20 lads
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No.19963
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What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
Anonymous
No.19964
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>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
Anonymous
No.19966
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>>19963
Coca-Cola.
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>>19966
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>>19967
Cheers.
Anonymous
No.19969
>>19963
Salty tears
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.
Anonymous
No.20150
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What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
Anonymous
No.20167
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White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.
Anonymous
No.20169
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>>20150
Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
Anonymous
No.20171
20172 20173 20706
>>20169
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?
Anonymous
No.20172
20174
>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.
Anonymous
No.20173
20174
>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.
Anonymous
No.20174
20176
>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
Anonymous
No.20175
20176
A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting
Anonymous
No.20176
20177
>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.
Anonymous
No.20177
IMG_20220702_100238.jpg
>>20176
Fair points
Anonymous
No.20226
drunk.gif

Anonymous
No.20249
berry puss.png
I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.
Anonymous
No.20265
20266
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Anonymous
No.20266
20267
>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
Anonymous
No.20267
852e5.gif
>>20266
This is the drunk thread faggot.
Anonymous
No.20295
Finally I am drunk and remembered to post
Anonymous
No.20297
378.png
Smoking some SneedOG
Anonymous
No.20557
20558
1233024.png
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Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.
Anonymous
No.20558
20559 20564 20566
>>20557
Jews want the white man drunk.
Anonymous
No.20559
20560
2042415.png
>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
Anonymous
No.20560
20565
>>20559
What do you gain when you drink alcohol?
Anonymous
No.20561
20565
Anyone here ever try DMT?
Anonymous
No.20564
>>20558
So? A broken clock is right twice a day. Not everything they want you to do is a bad idea.
Anonymous
No.20565
20576
>>20560
I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it.
Why does it bother you?
>>20561
I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?
Anonymous
No.20566
>>20558
Jews want the white man in despair. Sometimes that means drunk, but alcohol is fine in moderation.
Anonymous
No.20576
>>20565
It might
Anonymous
No.20619
I weep before thine divine visage, noble princess.jpg
I'm drunk and I'm really fucking crying over the fact that Lír and Amalthea never got married. He didn't even get to cum inside her at all.
My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!
Anonymous
No.20620
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throw_the_beer_away.mp4

Anonymous
No.20690
20704
Just boofed a pint of DMT. It's amazing, guys. There are mares everywhere!
Anonymous
No.20704
>>20690
I've always wanted to try DMT
Anonymous
No.20705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WmKoQ__nkw

MLP characters when their clothes don't cover their asses or genitals
Anonymous
No.20706
Kressenkaiser  Blackout.mp3
5 months later...
>>20169
>Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
They're irresistible!
>>20171
>Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right?
.>>20565
>I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience.
I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others.
Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out.
I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)