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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>You can have light hallucinations from smoking it, too.
I have seen them and heard too, once I was sat in this room of mine many months ago while stoned out of my melon on a high dose of THC extract and I heard whispers from nowhere as well as everywhere chattering as if to one another, my response to this anomaly was "who's there?" and the reply was "he can hear us!" in a husk and quiet voice clear and sharp. Never have I heard such sounds again or before that, yet it was completely unexpected and took my by surprise which made me very uncomfortable afterwards.
>When returning from breaks, I would take massive bong hits one after the other and I could easily put down a good gram or two of high THC bud.
Somehow I remember reading this story from the past.
>Colors would slightly distort and warp as I felt uncanny, euphoric physical sensations.
It is a energetic and pleasant sensation along with sight.
>Not to mention bizarre dreams and the random weed boners.
Usually I tend to have very vague dreams while on Mary Jane, although it is the reverse case on fly agaric. Erections and overall lust is common for me on both, but not while drunk.
>Probably the closest I've ever come to having a religious experience and ego death.
The removal of the inner values is a state of being I have endured on numerous occasions whilst under different psychedelic substances. You'll know it when the world around you and yourself becomes disembodied beyond usual comprehensions, it goes even deeper than that like a infinite rabbit hole to describe it.
>I've honestly never messed with edibles since I hated smoking with strangers and I wasn't about to do edibles and be stuck somewhere unless I was alone or with a close friend.
The best edibles and the strongest ones I have had are made with the oil of cannabis as I mentioned previously, flapjack baked with the pure essence of THC rather than the bud itself created by my own hands. The difference is that you are not crunching down on fragments of bud and there is almost no hint of the taste in it due to the dispersal caused by the high heat.
>The wrong company can be a nightmare.
Lone experiences have always been my favorite rather than with others (not including MDMA or Cocaine), they tend to be but a distraction from what is occurring to me.
>I used to feel sorry for them, but after having them randomly steal hundreds of dollars worth of tools from me and poisoning my old Great Dane, I fucking loathe them
Methamphetamine causes carelessness and general disregard for those around them, to the point of committing such blasphemies as with what has happened to you.
>I came home from work to find my dog catatonic and spasming in a pool of his own vomit and shit, the door to my house kicked in as well as the one to my shed. I even found the remnants of the destroyed loaf of bread he and his used to poison my dog. Worst part is that I know exactly who did it. His wife's a spic and a cop.
Disgraceful, I would have taken immediate revenge without consideration of consequences and performed the uttermost cruelties for what had been done towards me. Though I was not in your shoes.
>We have a virulent strain of degenerate white trash around here who will kill your dogs and rob your home while you're gone to work. Worst part is that they get away with it because muh small town corruption. So, yeah, I virulently despise hard drug users and their enablers. It's why I support defunding the police so there could be an open season on these fucks. I smile when I hear about them OD'ing and dying. /rant/
A similar problem occurs here but not to the extremities as what happens in the wild west, more so with the Amphetamine takers or Cocaine abusers. Good riddance for selfish scum.
>I'm so sorry, anon. I've heard they're somehow even more infernal than our own domestic niggers.
Can be, it's the half castes that are the true abominations rather than their Jamaican mixture, they are the most violently ruthless and horrible but not more worse than the Muslims are.
>It's an uncanny calling that drives me to work with sheep.
Such as the same for my Equine cravings.
>That my giant cock. Picrel
Roosters are strange to me like geese, I much rather prefer the dynamics of ducks.

I am currently under the effects of Myristicin. 8 grams of ground nutmeg ingested, another link if you're somewhat curious. Delirium is common above 20 grams.
https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Nutmeg
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>I was sat in this room of mine many months ago while stoned out of my melon on a high dose of THC extract and I heard whispers from nowhere as well as everywhere chattering as if to one another, my response to this anomaly was "who's there?" and the reply was "he can hear us!" in a husk and quiet voice clear and sharp. Never have I heard such sounds again or before that, yet it was completely unexpected and took my by surprise which made me very uncomfortable afterwards.
I'd get similar experiences while absurdly stoned. Although, I've never heard outright conversations or anything. Just random noises personified as distant voices. It did make some music sound sublime and wonderful, though. It's easy to project certain stimuli while you're that high and I've noticed that different to people can have subtle, yet massively different, reactions at that point.
>Usually I tend to have very vague dreams while on Mary Jane, although it is the reverse case on fly agaric. Erections and overall lust is common for me on both, but not while drunk.
Huh. I tend to get really abstract dreams or elaborate wet dreams when I pass out from marijuana. I've had some mind-numbing wet dreams about, of all things, my beloved pony waifus. They're definitely memories I've cherished.
Have you ever gotten into lucid dreaming? I used to be able to do it all the time when I was a kid, but it's gotten significantly harder as an adult. Dream herb is another thing I've had a passing interest in. As for alcohol, it's a total boner killer.
>THC edibles...
I'm unfortunately ignorant about them. I never really screwed with them since it's an instant prison sentence here if you get caught with any amount of concentrates.
>Lone experiences have always been my favorite rather than with others (not including MDMA or Cocaine), they tend to be but a distraction from what is occurring to me.
Same. Most people aside from a few really close friends, which I don't have anymore, tend to be a real drag. I prefer to get lost in my own head. The introspection can be soothing and more thoroughly appreciated by one's self.
>Disgraceful, I would have taken immediate revenge without consideration of consequences and performed the uttermost cruelties for what had been done towards me. Though I was not in your shoes.
Not gonna lie, the better part of me wanted kill his whole fucking family of degenerate pieces of shit. The only thing that stopped me was knowing that my family would be devastated and I had too much to live for to throw my life away so callously. I'd just get labelled as another white man gone AWOL and vilified by all parties. I wanted to go full John McAfee on them, but wasn't so impulsive. I got my revenge and I'll leave it at that.
As much as I love booze and marijuana, I never felt the urge to victimize others in my selfish dopamine crusade.
>Can be, it's the half castes that are the true abominations rather than their Jamaican mixture, they are the most violently ruthless and horrible but not more worse than the Muslims are.
I'm not surprised to hear that muslims are worse. It seems like niggers are more like animals and more of an environmental hazard as where kebabs are outright hostile aliens who actively coordinate against you. I'm obviously American and we have very few muslims, yet every single one I've met has been a loathsome piece of shit deserving of death.
>Such as the same for my Equine cravings.
Obviously, I fucking love horses, mlp memes aside. They're man's true best friend and I loved working with them in the past. Horses and dogs have a special place in my heart. Fuck cats. I don't like cats. Please tell me you hate horse girls, too.
>Ducks...
But the smell, anon... I know chickens smell odious in large groups, but ducks reek and the meat is oily.
>Nutmeg
Doesn't it give one horrific hangovers? I've though of trying it, but I always heard that it just wasn't worth it.
P.S. Don't worry about being intoxicated. I'm drunk on Wild Turkey and Shiner Bock boilermakers, just like I was last night. Austisn and intoxication unites the horsefuckers.
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>>18695
>I'd get similar experiences while absurdly stoned. Although, I've never heard outright conversations or anything.
It was only those words I heard for they never continued saying anything after those syllables.
>Just random noises personified as distant voices.
I've also hallucinated other sounds while high, like a popping noise that went "POP" which was easily identified as not an actual sound because it sounded cartoon-like and fake but really loud. Warping too that was like "waaho waaho" that was strangely electronic sounding.
>It did make some music sound sublime and wonderful, though
Mushrooms containing psilocybin make instruments more 'wacky' for lack of a better term, the drum patterns are more recognized.
>Huh. I tend to get really abstract dreams or elaborate wet dreams when I pass out from marijuana. I've had some mind-numbing wet dreams about, of all things, my beloved pony waifus.
Usually wet dreams happen to me when I haven't ejaculated for 2 weeks but the last time I had one was in October due to getting my dick dirty weekly and recently.
>They're definitely memories I've cherished.
Yes, I do too for my more memorable dreams.
>Have you ever gotten into lucid dreaming?
Not deliberately but by accident more than a single time but never whilst actually trying to do it.
>As for alcohol, it's a total boner killer.
One night I got pissed on Russian vodka and ventured to have intercourse with a mare but it was hard to remain erect, also the climax took longer than it should have and wasn't as orgasmic as on nutmeg.
>I never really screwed with them since it's an instant prison sentence here if you get caught with any amount of concentrates.
That doesn't bother me, I do what pleases me and for the fun of the experiences. I made some chocolate mushroom edibles with the oil one time and they were great.
>I prefer to get lost in my own head.
It's a lot more intense that way, a setting where no outside influences can interfere is best since there aren't any intervenes from others.
>Not gonna lie, the better part of me wanted kill his whole fucking family of degenerate pieces of shit.
Murder fantasies about killing those I despise are what I conjure up in my sadistic thoughts of torture and dismemberment of people who have wronged me.
>I got my revenge and I'll leave it at that.
Persistence of vengeance is the drive which brings about the returning strike to whoever deserves wrath.
>As much as I love booze and marijuana, I never felt the urge to victimize others in my selfish dopamine crusade.
Sympathy is what I lack for the most and the majority.
>I'm not surprised to hear that muslims are worse.
They are cunning and greedy, malicious and suspicious. Money is their main priority rather than respect or gratitude.
>It seems like niggers are more like animals and more of an environmental hazard as where kebabs are outright hostile aliens who actively coordinate against you.
Nigs tendencies are to stick to their birthplaces than to move unless they are led by desires to go somewhere different or are deliberately brought to that place, the Semites are wandering thieves who exploit those around for profits.
>Obviously, I fucking love horses, mlp memes aside.
There is nothing greater than the love between a man and a mare. My passion for ponies exceeds that of any other and they give me a complete purpose.
>They're man's true best friend and I loved working with them in the past.
There are none I connect to like with them, a cute and nice Welsh pony is the most adorable of all rather than the horses. There is something indescribably and femininely graceful about that breed which supersedes the rest. I could go on forever about my mania for mares but it's been stated before.
>Horses and dogs have a special place in my heart.
Canines don't interest me in the manner Equines do, they're predatory demeanor's are not as aesthetically pleasing. Of all the dogs, Huskies and German shepherds are the best to me.
>Fuck cats. I don't like cats.
Neither do I, they have weird behaviors and personalities.
>Please tell me you hate horse girls, too.
Don't get me started on those absolute bitches, the stable girls are the bane of my existence and the horse women are generally stubborn or naive. Riding is what they seem to like most about horses but I dislike the activity so it's hard to relate with them.
>But the smell, anon... I know chickens smell odious in large groups, but ducks reek and the meat is oily.
I meant in terms of dynamics, not for keeping or farming. They are not as aggressive as male geese or cockerels. Duck meat is fatty which I like more than chicken and goose is even fattier, chicken or turkey can be very dry when prepared wrongly which makes it hard to eat but fatty birds aren't like that.
>Doesn't it give one horrific hangovers?
Not what I call unpleasant, it lasts a long time after if you go to sleep while the effects are still lingering but goes away after around 48 hours. I'm currently feeling the after effects of last night which is like a stony buzz without headaches or lethargy, the hangover isn't the same as with liquor.
>I've though of trying it, but I always heard that it just wasn't worth it.
I must have had around 30 doses of nutmeg by now, only started trying it earlier this year out of sheer curiosity over the span of 6 months. Makes me horny as hell, the come up for the first hour is like a restless rushing wanting to move and the peak is heavy but happy while stronger amounts create agitation and psychosis along with temporary deliriousness. makes me piss gallons too.
>I'm drunk on Wild Turkey and Shiner Bock boilermakers, just like I was last night.
Whisky is my poison of choice, I do batches of some strong home brewed red grape and pomegranate wine which takes time to create. Filled 4 70cl bottles with the last round I did, should be ready to drink by next Wednesday and the percent I reckon is around 17 to 18%.
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>Usually wet dreams happen to me when I haven't ejaculated for 2 weeks but the last time I had one was in October due to getting my dick dirty weekly and recently.
Relatable. Getting laid makes me way hornier than I would otherwise be, ironically.
>Violent fantasies...
I think most people are the same way, really. Like getting cut-off in traffic and thinking "I could kill this motherfucker".
>Russian Vodka part...
I don't love actual animals in that way, but you do you, Anon.
>Welsh ponies...
Adorable and majestic.
>Bird talk...
Understandable. I've only tried duck once way back when I was kid. I guess I'll have to give it another chance.
>Nutmeg...
I tried two tablespoons of it and I just felt an elevated heart rate and drowsiness. Maybe I didn't try enough or I fucked up. I did sort of half-ass it since I only had so much nutmeg.
>Horse girls...
Same in my experience. Many of the ones I've met tend to be emotionally damaged and misanthropic. Also naive when it comes to animals and their nature. Super bitchy and clingy.
>Alcohol...
I'm partial to whiskey as well. I love a nice Scotch or Bourbon. Still a huge fan of tequila, though.
Congrats on the wine. Pomegranate wine sounds amazing. They grow wild in some areas around here. I fucking love them.
I'd be interested in hearing about your brewing process. I've thought of brewing my own beer in tye past since I absolutely love bocks, but I was put off by how tedious it all seemed. I imagine wine must be more straightforward.

Here's some art you might enjoy.
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As a forewarned disclaimer; These are the words of a nutmeg induced version of myself, take to them with a nail of salt. As of typing this, I had 13 grams half an hour ago and it's coming up ever so quickly.
>>18700
>Relatable. Getting laid makes me way hornier than I would otherwise be, ironically.
Yes, that dopamine boost and fluctuation of hormones is what renders one into a stupor of lustful libido. The carnal craving fulfilled requires more holes to be filled.
>I think most people are the same way, really. Like getting cut-off in traffic and thinking "I could kill this motherfucker".
Never had road rage, even if it's a type of example you're trying to compare I understand the referral to that angst of anger along with the hate for those who disrupt your plans or ruin a sunny and funny day.
>I don't love actual animals in that way, but you do you, Anon.
No canines nor bovines, solely equines and not any other kinds.
>Adorable and majestic.
It's purposeless to attempt to describe the intense emotions that I hold for those beauties, my feminine favorites.
>Understandable. I've only tried duck once way back when I was kid. I guess I'll have to give it another chance.
Duck legs are very fatty, I choose the breasts opposed to those webbed feet connectors, Chicken is better than turkey but then spring chicken or poussin is best, pheasant is like a gamy version of turkey and partridge is similar but has more fat, goose is in between a duck and a turkey in terms of flavor.
>I tried two tablespoons of it and I just felt an elevated heart rate and drowsiness.
Sometimes i get a rapid heartbeat when on the spice while I'm doing a lot of cardio or in a warm place. The drowsiness turns into delirium after a certain dosage which I haven't figured out yet but estimate after 20 or 25 grams.
>Maybe I didn't try enough or I fucked up. I did sort of half-ass it since I only had so much nutmeg.
Hard to measure by irregular spoon sizes, for any noticeable psychoactive amount it has to be above 5 grams. Tried smoking it before with some teabags but no effects were felt whatsoever.
>Same in my experience. Many of the ones I've met tend to be emotionally damaged and misanthropic.
The stable girls are different to the horse girls but are merely the predecessor to becoming a horsewoman. Majority of them ride horses or ponies as a way of escaping from social life or coping with their stresses, yet this complexity confuses me as to how they operate mentally.
>Also naive when it comes to animals and their nature.
Their knowledge comes more so from orally learned practices rather than observation of experiences, due towards the tendency to submissively believe the words told to them than to question the teachings henceforth given to them.
>Super bitchy and clingy.
I've had more business types of affiliations with most of them than anything intimate or personal. This behavior is frequent among the spoiled versions that are deluded, they could be considered a stereotype as these pretentious pricks meet the criteria for one.
>I'm partial to whiskey as well. I love a nice Scotch or Bourbon.
Not had very many selections of bourbons other than JD's or JB's, a lot of different scotches and liqueurs or Irish whiskys I have had and will have.
>Still a huge fan of tequila, though.
One shot once is what I tasted of it, there are some tequilas that contain a type of desert worm which inhabits the cacti.
>Congrats on the wine. Pomegranate wine sounds amazing.
Thanks. Been trying to perfect this creation for several months now.
>They grow wild in some areas around here. I fucking love them.
Eaten a bunch of Egyptian ones in the past but the seeds are a crunching annoyance.
>I'd be interested in hearing about your brewing process.
Done about 13 batches so far but a few fucked up or an experiment that failed with a botched apple cider that went down the drain, one pineapple and passion fruit cocktail of piss looking liquid that fizzed more than a bottle of champagne could ever.
Mixture of juices and fruits adding up to around 4 litres with about 400 grams worth of brown sugar in a cauldron, though there has to be more liquid than solid otherwise it'll be a thick coagulated mess of grape skins or chunks of other forbidden fruits than a liquefied wine. A gram and a quarter of lalvin wine yeast re hydrated 15 minutes beforehand at 35 degrees then mixed with the juice mash proceeding to a glass gallon bottle for it to run it's course. Takes around 10 days for it to stop producing carbon. after which it is filtered and bottled for 2 weeks and then ready to drink so around 3 weeks in total or just above that.
>I've thought of brewing my own beer in tye past since I absolutely love bocks, but I was put off by how tedious it all seemed. I imagine wine must be more straightforward.
That's exactly why I chose home brewing wine to beer because of the hops being more tedious than the wine yeast is, that and beer is bitter than being sweet. Once it starts bubbling in the oxygen thing at the top of the bottle you don't have to do much other than keep it at around 20 degrees (can't into Fahrenheit) consistently until it slows down and out of direct sunlight. There's more to it than that basic baseness but that'll suffice.

>Here's some art you might enjoy.
Likewise unto (You), fren.
>pic related
<2nd picture
Ha! No condoms here. Maybe she'll conceive a centaur.
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>>18710
Horse bride.
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>>18711
>Marriage to a marvelous mare
Donec mors nos ex parte.
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>>18700
>>18710
>>18711
>pics
What a collection of hot mares.
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>>18715
Hotter than brimstone and lava, like the infernos of hell. A horses pussy burns on and on in the hotness of estrus.
Anonymous
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I'm very drunk and extremely high, but here goes...
>The carnal craving fulfilled requires more holes to be filled.
Pretty much. I think everyone feels this way to some extent.
>Road rage...
Understandable. There are two kinds of people and half of them get pissed of at other drivers. Since I'm sure you're probably not American, just imagine the retards we have to put up with here. We'd be worse than Russia if our climate was colder. Imagine of people could drive like how I post.
>No canines nor bovines, solely equines and not any other kinds.
Understandable. Horses are distinctly majestic.
Here's a retarded story from my life: I had a strong bond with the first mare I ever rode on a full-time ranch job. She was an apparent Arabian mix, older, mostly blind in one eye, never "broken" and yet relatively tame around people when being fed. It was a small ranch ran by some asshole boomers and I guess they thought it would be funny for me to get hurt trying to ride for my first time on a "half-wild" horse. The joke was on them when I managed to get her saddled up and actually ride her with little to no conflict, to my bosses' suprise. It was probably because I was the guy who always fed her and pet her amongst all the other animals. They briefly instructed me on how to ride and the rest was history.
I kept the job due to being younger and desperate. I came to love that horse and I to preferred riding her when I could.
It was a small ranch ran by a pretty odd, older couple who paid like shit, but I loved my job despite it all. Part of me wanted to stick around and actually make good on my equestrian skills, but life had other plans. That sort of thing is really only a hobby enjoyed by wealthy assholes.
Sorry for sperging and throwing about my horse spaghetti. I love horses, just not in the same way I do fictional ones.
Still, there is no love more sacred and pure than that which is shared between a man and a mare.
>Nutmeg
I'm going to try it again tomorrow. Maybe it'll be fun. Maybe it'll be a nightmare... I'll make the best of it either way.
>Bird talk...
I can see where you're coming from. I really think it's mostly in how they're cooked. Even turkey can be relatively moist when cooked properly. As far as it goes, I mostly stick to chicken due to familiarity and the fact I can get it meat readily. Pheasant is uncommon in my area and I've never tried it or goose. Chicken, catfish, and venison are my staples when it comes to meat, I'm afraid. Goose does sound appealing, though.
>Horse girls...
It sounds like you deal with them much more than I have had to. I never could stand their shitty attitudes comfortably laid under a veneer of joviality. It seemed like they used horses as a vehicle of misanthropy to be projected on others while feeding their own egos. Sucks when you're the one who has to tend to them.
I don't really know much about stable girls, I know horse girls tended to be a pain in the ass.
>Booze talk...
I guess my experience is similar to yours then, but reversed. I wonder what more authentic whiskeys from across the pond might be available here in Mutt Land beyond being expensive novelties for pretentious assholes. Please recommend some, if you feel like it.
>Tequila and worms...
It's something surrounded by confusion and myths. The "worm" is just a caterpillar and it isn't really found in tequila, specifically. It's a mezcal thing, which is just tequila+. There's this weird myth that drinking the worm in some mezcal gets people drunker, but it's not really true at all.
>Brewing process...
Thanks. I'll cross-reference it with my inevitable attempts in the future.

Try to forgive me for being a retard; I'm drunk to the point delirium and the weed buzz is all that's keeping me up. I hope you are well, based horse anon.
I would post cartoon horse pussy, but I'm exhausted.
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>>18719
I was more than halfway to typing my reply but I reloaded the damn page and lost over 5000 letters worth for nothing. I got to here when it happened >Chicken, catfish, and venison are my staples when it comes to meat, I'm afraid.
Anyways, to save myself the trouble of redoing the whole post right now, I'm gonna continue to the next segment instead because screw that.

>It sounds like you deal with them much more than I have had to.
My first stable 'job' lasted longer than it should have, volunteer slave labor was not pleasant, I got closer to some mares there than any of the teenage bitches or the women who run the place in chaos, pain in the ass watching my back ever minute when left on my own with a mare or filly hardly got paid either for mucking out on the weekends while the girls went riding on a glorified carpeted box or grass. Some thank (Yous) here and there was what kept me there, that and the horses or ponies which I got to know from shoveling their shit.
>I never could stand their shitty attitudes comfortably laid under a veneer of joviality.
Neither could I, anon.
>It seemed like they used horses as a vehicle of misanthropy to be projected on others while feeding their own egos. Sucks when you're the one who has to tend to them.
My psychological analysis of them never came to that plausibility of their demeanor being as such, for they do not make coherent sense to me. This seems like the explanation for why those ghastly girls act in that kind of selfish way.
>I don't really know much about stable girls, I know horse girls tended to be a pain in the ass.
Nor do I myself! For they disinterested me both in behavior and actions to get to know any of them at all, I would have felt lonely to walk that centuries old stable if the sounds of hooves against stone floors didn't excite me. It was strange, like a outcast, to be among a crowd of girls and women that I never really knew for months, I worked alongside them without talking much to hardly any.
>I guess my experience is similar to yours then, but reversed.
Possibly so.
>I wonder what more authentic whiskeys from across the pond might be available here in Mutt Land beyond being expensive novelties for pretentious assholes.
I have some ideas but not many because I'm not really into alcohol as with several other psychoactive substances.
>Please recommend some, if you feel like it.
You know what, I'm gonna finish the rest of this post tomorrow because I feel like it. This has taken a lot longer than I anticipated and I've had 10 grams of nutmeg about an hour ago which is kicking in too, I'll attempt to salvage what I can from this post and try redo what was lost by next night.
The moon is calling me, the lust requires my departure into a nightly sojourn in search of precious cutie filly booty.
Have a pony as compensation.
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Some say you should never love a Horse Girl, as you will always be her third love at best after her daddy's money and her pets in that order.
The only kind of horse girl I'm interested in has hooves and is at least 50% nonhuman.
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>>18719
>I'm very drunk and extremely high, but here goes...
The after effects from the previous night remain in my brain.
>Pretty much. I think everyone feels this way to some extent.
Of course, for it is an inbuilt instinct within mammals. The need to breed and sneed.
>Understandable. There are two kinds of people and half of them get pissed of at other drivers.
Cars have never been a concern to me, for i have not driven any or had the chance to do so, i have always been a passenger than a driver so my observation of the roads is from an outside perspective than a hands on one. Still i can comprehend the craze caused from being delayed when time is on the line.
>Since I'm sure you're probably not American, just imagine the retards we have to put up with here. We'd be worse than Russia if our climate was colder. Imagine of people could drive like how I post.
How could you possibly have guessed that i of all faggots am not a red blooded eagle-eating patriot? Saucy horsey sorcery, me thinks.
Automobiles, machines of modern movement fueled by volatile liquid. Efficiently lazy but quick transport nonetheless.
>Russian drivers
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>Understandable. Horses are distinctly majestic.
They possess an erotic aesthetic which pleases and teases me, plunging into psychotic tendency. Being with them eases the stresses like blesses.

>Here's a retarded story from my life: I had a strong bond with the first mare I ever rode on a full-time ranch job.
Rehearse me of the horse with whom you ran a course, monsieur.
>She was an apparent Arabian mix, older, mostly blind in one eye, never "broken" and yet relatively tame around people when being fed.
I've met some desert horses, the popular knack for the Arabian breed is puzzling for they are unsuited for this environment when compared to the native breeds. It is but a glamorous fashion to own an exotic type like with dogs in the eyes of pet trends.
>It was a small ranch ran by some asshole boomers and I guess they thought it would be funny for me to get hurt trying to ride for my first time on a "half-wild" horse.
Old cunts and cocks, vile and senile.
>The joke was on them when I managed to get her saddled up and actually ride her with little to no conflict, to my bosses' suprise. They briefly instructed me on how to ride and the rest was history.
Riding is somewhat of an annoying activity than a leisurely hobby. I don't enjoy it due to a handful of complexities with the equipment required and the methodology deemed to be needed, being led around by someone who you don't like on a previously unknown horse is not exciting as going bareback.
>I kept the job due to being younger and desperate. I came to love that horse and I to preferred riding her when I could.
Situations can go on longer than they logically should but it's more of an attachment to routines and money which people are afraid to lose with their jobs. T. NEET.
>It was a small ranch ran by a pretty odd, older couple who paid like shit, but I loved my job despite it all.
The middle aged are so stuck in their past that they can't focus on the future, some of the rural farmers around here are like the rednecks of Dixie.
>Part of me wanted to stick around and actually make good on my equestrian skills, but life had other plans.
It's hard to adjust when change is so unforgiving. This roller coaster ride is the wildest and craziest one, better fasten the seat belt.
>That sort of thing is really only a hobby enjoyed by wealthy assholes.
Take a gander at the fox hunters for example. The jump shows and racing are similarly pointless to me.
>Sorry for sperging and throwing about my horse spaghetti.
No need to apologize for i take zero offense, my pony pasta could feed all of Africa.
>I love horses, just not in the same way I do fictional ones.
Fantasy is more picturesque than reality for it is the created ideals of imagination, the made up stories of romanticized love are unlike actuality. The 4th gen MLP mares are definitely more desirable than a real one is to most.
>Still, there is no love more sacred and pure than that which is shared between a man and a mare.
Undoubtedly true, the attraction of opposites en twirl around the caduceus as magnetic mares to men.
>I'm going to try it again tomorrow. Maybe it'll be fun. Maybe it'll be a nightmare... I'll make the best of it either way.
Measuring it is crucial to dosing precisely, I don't recommend drinking coffee while on it because it seems to give me headaches or increase the drowsiness. Chocolate and black tea do not have the same interaction as coffee when in combination with nutmeg, it doesn't make me hallucinate below 15 grams but above that point delusions occur to me where paranoia sets in but no colors or pattern shifting are seen.
>I can see where you're coming from. I really think it's mostly in how they're cooked. Even turkey can be relatively moist when cooked properly.
Such is the same with the majority of meats, eating a bland piece of dry roast beef is like that of dried turkey or even a overcooked pork loin. They are not palatable as when done properly.
>Chicken, catfish, and venison are my staples when it comes to meat, I'm afraid.
Catfish is unfamiliar to my tongue but the other fishes are, salmon is nice and so is mackerel. Venison is great as a red meat for the succulence of it's taste.
>Please recommend some, if you feel like it.
Alright, I'll give you a couple. Drambuie is a good scotch and honey liqueur while wolfburn has nice but pricey flavors.
>It's a mezcal thing, which is just tequila+.
Yes, I thought it was something along the lines of either but forgot they were separate cactus drinks.
>Thanks. I'll cross-reference it with my inevitable attempts in the future.
There is a fascination in witnessing the process of yeast on sugar, the bubbling and rising with the separation of the solid from the liquid.

>I hope you are well, based horse anon.
Well more now presently than previously when she died.
My condolences towards you are given.
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There is way too mcuh coherency for drunk typing here. Bleh.
I'm just going to rant a bit I guess, coming off a bit of a drunk buzz.
Communists only know how to consume and destroy, and the federal government is clearly communist now. Why are we paying federal taxes to pay for more communism? Shit this pisses me off so much

Like shit this pisses me off so much

I'm the author of mares in manufacturing matters thread (had to retype that like three times because fingetrs don't want to work correctly)
and literally all of the federal government is out to get me. OSHA, BATFE, FDA, FCC, and a bunch of others. No, not actively trying to get me, but trying to get people who manufacture freedom. Them existing is to try to squash people like me who actively build to make the country better.
One of the places I used to work for had an OSHA guy come and give a speech (shit typing is hard right now) about all the safety shit once a month. The guy would literally talk about how 'you need to not use custom tools to do the job' then come to me in the machine shop part of the shop and ask about making custom shit that he could use in his garage... on the same day.
What the hell.
OSHA is such a scam, along iwht literally all the rest of the federal government.

lets see if I do this right >>ub/4034
talk about making/manufacturing shit. Yeah I'm shilling myself a bit, but whatever, too drunk to care.

Have a horse to go along with the horse theme. Its a christmas horse. Because christmas.
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>>18734
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No.18745
>>18734
Close, needed one more > and a /
>>>/ub/4034 →
Bit youre not wrong about government regulations. They enacted those regulations "because they care about ensuring a safe work" yeah yeah, no one buys it. The regulations are in place because major corporations have been docked for having made MUCH WORSE violations, and in response lobbied for regulations that only larger corporations can afford to implement or operate under. I suppose I shoulda thrown a few ((()))'s in there, but you already know so.
Only real way around it afaik is to deal only in cash and by contract, but even that has its limits
Anonymous
No.18750
https://youtu.be/kGMYu37fskE

Women are stupid
Anonymous
No.18752
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>>18734
I'll have to disagree to a small extent on OSHA. They're often times the only thing keeping workers out of deliberately being placed in harm's way, even if they can be overbearing at times. They'd be fine if they didn't fuck so much with smaller companies. Most corporations will treat their workers like disposable garbage if you let them get away with it. I worked for a literal kike in the past who wanted me to weld shit that could crush my skull in an instant if one of the other assholes working there fucked up. It wasn't a small, independent place and OSHA could've shut it down right then and there, possibly saving lives. Not saying OSHA is necessarily good, but they can be used for good if they weren't indirectly a tool for kike-run industries.
Fuck all the other fed organizations you listed, though. Especially fuck the BATF and FDA. They're all corrupt, partisan ZOG organizations these days. The BATF and FDA stand out as distinctly evil, duplicitous cocksuckers.
t.former welder and machinist apprentice.

>Cars have never been a concern to me...
I can see why they're not since you appear to be Irish/British. Really, very few Europeans can relate to needing a car.
>i of all faggots am not a red blooded eagle-eating patriot
The same "red-blooded patriot" types you eurofags love to shit on are the only ones who don't actively hate you for existing. Have fun mindlessly alienating your only allies.
>Automobiles, machines of modern movement fueled by volatile liquid. Efficiently lazy but quick transport nonetheless.
Yeah, no. Laziness has nothing to with it. There areas where it's well over a dozen miles to get to the nearest store or place of employment Do you expect people to walk?
>Rehearse me of the horse with whom you ran a course, monsieur.
Well, obviously I fucked the horse in a four-way orgy with my employers. We all threw up the Roman salute and heiled horsepussy.
>Arabian horses...
They're relatively common in parts of the US because their suitability to certain climates. They aren't considered exotic here.
>Riding is somewhat of an annoying activity than a leisurely hobby. I don't enjoy it due to a handful of complexities with the equipment required and the methodology deemed to be needed, being led around by someone who you don't like on a previously unknown horse is not exciting as going bareback.
Western/English style are not hard to learn. I thought you'd be all about men and horses working together.
I guess we both just like riding horses, but in two extremely different ways.
>Situations can go on longer than they logically should but it's more of an attachment to routines and money which people are afraid to lose with their jobs.
No, some of us just have to work to pay bills. It's not about sticking around for the sake of routines, it's a matter of needing to pay bills while young and in a precarious financial situation. Getting to ride my horse the was just a bonus that helped keep me around because I enjoyed it.
>The middle aged are so stuck in their past that they can't focus on the future, some of the rural farmers around here are like the rednecks of Dixie.
How so? The people I worked for before weren't "rednecks". One was a wealthy cuckservative who inherited land the other was liberal lawyer from California. You do understand that Southern Whites aren't all a bunch of degenerate, cousin-fucking retards, don't you? "Redneck" is a catch-all term used dehumanize rural Whites by leftists and cuckservatives.
I know nothing about the agrarian lifestyle in Western Europe or the British Isles, and I won't presume to judge them by secondhand, alien, stereotypes.
>Drambuie is a good scotch and honey liqueur while wolfburn has nice but pricey flavors.
I'll be sure to look into them.
Anonymous
No.18754
18756
>>18752
>there is still a sliver of good in OSHA
whut
Have you talked to former OSHA employees? Have you seen what they are doing now? They always have been a weapon of destruction to demoralize businesses and keep fresh new businesses from even starting. OSHA is much more worse than the IRS.
I have friends who were visited by the IRS who was trying to claim they owed taxes because their deductions were too high. They show trash bags of receipts and are left alone. OSHA though?
Most businesses leave something simple out, like a garden hose uncoiled in the parking lot just so the OSHA guy will find that "small" thing right off and leave. Otherwise they hunt and hunt and hunt until they find something not quite perfect and suck your business bottom line right out from under you.

"OSHA has a shred of good" my ass.
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No.18755
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>>18752
>I can see why they're not since you appear to be Irish/British.
Ha! Ha, the former over the latter but existing in this non united queendom. Roads suck and tarmac is a business.
>The same "red-blooded patriot" types you eurofags love to shit on are the only ones who don't actively hate you for existing.
Who said I was shitting on the Freemason states? There is more respect I hold for the stars and stripes than the crown.
>Have fun mindlessly alienating your only allies.
Joy! Loads of humor by spewing words over the ocean.
Here i thought you somewhat understood the merited punchline of sarky sarcasm over silly seriousness.
>Yeah, no. Laziness has nothing to with it.
It's more the time saving aspect that people worry about, that and no one would rather trek an errand run from shopping to carrying it all back home without the aid of those gas guzzlers.
>There areas where it's well over a dozen miles to get to the nearest store or place of employment
The landscape is vast and desolate over there to how tightly cramped it is here.
>Do you expect people to walk?
Do you presume people would rather drive than walk 5 minutes instead of paying ridiculous fees for some shiny wheels? It's grossly illogical so we both know it doesn't make sense.
>Well, obviously I fucked the horse in a four-way orgy with my employers.
Assuming that you've also fucked all the ewes and goats along with cows, this doesn't come as a surprise. Watch out for STD's if (You) gang bang mares with others.
>We all threw up the Roman salute and heiled horsepussy.
My signature ritualistic gesture, pferd hail.
>They're relatively common in parts of the US because their suitability to certain climates. They aren't considered exotic here.
They act stranger than others, something about their facial characteristics is weird to me.
>Western/English style are not hard to learn.
English methods are completely infuriating, not used any western kinds. Sitting on a saddle with tight stirrups and short reigns fires me up with absolute rage.
>I thought you'd be all about men and horses working together.
I am, did my disliking for riding give you doubts to my passion?
>I guess we both just like riding horses, but in two extremely different ways.
As i suggested earlier this week, bareback is different. Not as constricting when compared to using saddles. Still not as euphoric as being reverse ridden.
>No, some of us just have to work to pay bills. It's not about sticking around for the sake of routines, it's a matter of needing to pay bills while young and in a precarious financial situation.
It is debts, taxes and rents, which require the work to cover for. Seemingly money is meaningless, if it had no commercial value. Shekels are not precious or holy as the Jews consider it to be.
>Getting to ride my horse the was just a bonus that helped keep me around because I enjoyed it.
Didn't know she was yours, cowboy.
>How so? The people I worked for before weren't "rednecks".
My implication was not towards whatever old farts you were a slave for, it was the Englishmen of the northern countrysides. Misunderstanding meanings.
>One was a wealthy cuckservative who inherited land the other was liberal lawyer from California.
Guess these were 2 of the guys you had that orgy with.
>You do understand that Southern Whites aren't all a bunch of degenerate, cousin-fucking retards, don't you?
Yes.
>"Redneck" is a catch-all term used dehumanize rural Whites by leftists and cuckservatives.
Over there it is, a buzzword that aggravates even you. It's a word seldom used round these parts..
>I know nothing about the agrarian lifestyle in Western Europe or the British Isles, and I won't presume to judge them by secondhand, alien, stereotypes.
Neither will i towards your neighborly inhabitants. My knowledge of the west coast is from study of those areas, given how outspoken westerners are it isn't hard to get a analytical view of the places they reside within.
>I'll be sure to look into them.
Dram buidheach is a sweet staple that doesn't disappoint or isn't hard to get down the jugular like some stronger whiskys can be.

Didn't intend to offend you in my previous post, unsure as to where the irritability came from other than the bottle, anon.
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>>18755
>Joy! Loads of humor by spewing words over the ocean.
Here i thought you somewhat understood the merited punchline of sarky sarcasm over silly seriousness.
My bad, Anon. Perhaps I mistook it for stereotypical European chauvinism.
>It's more the time saving aspect that people worry about...
It really isn't, Anon.. No one is going to walk thirty miles to work. Plus, it's a four-mile trek by foot to the nearest store from where I live.
No one is doing that unless they're desperate. You can't survive around here without a vehicle. Maybe car cultures are totally different in our areas.
>The landscape is vast and desolate over there...
It isn't. "Desolate" is the last way I would describe my past areas. They're blooming with life.
>Assuming that you've also fucked all the ewes and goats along with cows, this doesn't come as a surprise. Watch out for STD's if (You) gang bang mares with others.
Don't worry, Anon. We just the itch afterwards. The itch for horse pussy.
>They act stranger than others, something about their facial characteristics is weird to me.
Understandable. I will never love the true love of a European mare. I always break out a caliper to decide if horse is right for me.
>Riding methods...
To each their own.
>It is debts, taxes and rents, which require the work to cover for.
Not for me. I never used the kiked credit systems. Money was never my concern in life. Perhaps that's why I kept my old job that allowed me to live closer to my roots.
>Didn't know she was yours, cowboy...
She was and I loved her. Platonically. Until she died. Also when I paid a whopping $300 for the horse.
>My implication was not towards whatever old farts you were a slave for, it was the Englishmen of the northern countrysides. Misunderstanding meanings.
Uh... Thanks.
>Over there it is, a buzzword that aggravates even you. It's a word seldom used round these parts..
My bad, dear Anon. It has a much more loaded meaning where I come from...

I'm sorry if I was a dick in response to your statements.
I wish a merry Christmas for you, fren.
I was an still am high and stoned for these posts. Even more so now. I am absurdly intoxicated.
>>18754
I can argue with you later, asshole.
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No.18761
>>18756 (Me but extremely high and stoned)
>Have you talked to former OSHA employees?
Yeah, they're faggots.
>Have you seen what they are doing now?
No.
>Most businesses leave something simple out, like a garden hose uncoiled in the parking lot just so the OSHA guy will find that "small" thing right off and leave.
That's absurd and you know it. Be honest, Anon. I could get it if you're a small, White business being persecuted in your area, but it seems ridiculous.
>They always have been a weapon of destruction to demoralize businesses and keep fresh new businesses from even starting. OSHA is much more worse than the IRS.
Please elaborate.
I can't recall whether or not I mentioned it in my past reply, but I've worked for literal Jews who sent me into extremely dangerous situations. I get that OSHA is a federal organization and is easily corrupted, but it could save your life when some kike wants you to weld a poorly secured plate over your head.
Faggots who treat their workers so poorly are kikes or at least spiritual Jews.
I don't know about you or the rocks in your shoes, Anon. This isn't a personal attack. Elaborate further before I call you a kike.
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No.18763
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>>18756
>My bad, Anon. Perhaps I mistook it for stereotypical European chauvinism.
It's alright. No harm done.
>It really isn't, Anon.. No one is going to walk thirty miles to work.
Never did I mention anything about needing to get to work by driving, my original statement about those wheeled wagons was how they are a tool of fast travel and in that way are inherently lazy as they are not as natural when compared to walking. My goal was not to regard or refer to the infrastructure's demands for car needs because they are irrelevant to my general lifestyle,
>Plus, it's a four-mile trek by foot to the nearest store from where I live.
It's 6 minutes from where I live by foot to a local convenience store, it sounds like you live in the middle of nowhere. Kek.
>No one is doing that unless they're desperate. You can't survive around here without a vehicle.
Sure seems like it, i hate roads.
>Maybe car cultures are totally different in our areas.
Probably, from judging your depictions it does appear to be.
>It isn't. "Desolate" is the last way I would describe my past areas. They're blooming with life.
My meaning was more toward the deserts of the west coast and Texas to Mexico landscapes or Arizona, by vast my implication was to emphasize the area's overall largeness.
<mp4 semi related
>Don't worry, Anon. We just the itch afterwards.
Irresistible itching for intimacy. Impressive insistence for incense.
>The itch for horse pussy.
The passion for pony pussy, my horny glory.
>Understandable. I will never love the true love of a European mare. I always break out a caliper to decide if horse is right for me.
I fell into the wet web of Eros with a marvelous mare this year for six sexy months, I miss her more than anything or anyone. One that was small enough so i didn't have to get something to stand on when behind her, the lust must have made me ejaculate in her womb of coom more than 10 times. She was my pride and joy, what i woke up for in the mornings.
>To each their own.
Positively affirmative.
>Money was never my concern in life.
Same here anon, I have no worries or stress over the materialistic matter of money. For it isn't worth bothering with the unnecessary hoarding of such excessive numbers of pennies and pounds. There are more trivially important subjects than the greed for fabricated finances.
>Perhaps that's why I kept my old job that allowed me to live closer to my roots.
Possibly so, if that's your reasoning as for why you stuck around there.
>She was and I loved her. Platonically.
Good for you, I've never had a horse but a pony instead which i cherish until the bond has to perish.
>Until she died.
This experience is one of my own, for i have shared this sorrow and loss.
>Also when I paid a whopping $300 for the horse.
The price isn't that big of a bother to me but that's pretty nice.
>Uh... Thanks.
(You)'re welcome.
>My bad, dear Anon.
It is fine, don't feel guilty as it's just a minuscule mistake.
>It has a much more loaded meaning where I come from...
I know it does, words carry different weights depending where you are in the Anglo-sphere.

>I'm sorry if I was a dick in response to your statements.
The apology is appreciated and accepted.
>I wish a merry Christmas for you, fren.
Have a jolly yule! Midwinter feasting's!
>I was an still am high and stoned for these posts.
So am i, last night had some THC oil orally and the after effects are occurring.
>Even more so now. I am absurdly intoxicated.
I'm gonna drink a bottle of my wine sometime later this week. Bottled another batch yesterday for new years.

Hadn't got around to seeing your reply so I saw it a few hours ago when I got back from the excursion into the night, last time i was on my PC was Friday night.
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No.18764
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>>18763
No harm, no foul. I understand that it's easy to get around in Europe due to it being more developed, but it's a colossal expanse out here in America.
>It sounds like you live in the middle of nowhere. Kek.
I do and I wouldn't have it any other way. Could you imagine being smothered by le mutt memes personified 24/7? I could drive to any city if I felt like seeing more hideous mongrels.
>Sure seems like it, i hate roads.
I love driving. I just hate stopping in cities for gas and seeing non-Whites.
>My meaning was more toward the deserts of the west coast and Texas to Mexico landscapes or Arizona, by vast my implication was to emphasize the area's overall largeness.
I know Europeans love to shit on Americans for geography, but there are vast swaths spanning over many diverse environments here. It's a gargantuan land mass.
It is very big. Thank you for noticing, Anon. I love when people realize our girth.
>I fell into the wet web of Eros with a marvelous mare this year for six sexy months, I miss her more than anything or anyone. One that was small enough so i didn't have to get something
... Based? There is nothing more beautiful and pure than the sacred love shared between a man and a mare.
>Same here anon, I have no worries or stress over the materialistic matter of money. For it isn't worth bothering with the unnecessary hoarding of such excessive numbers of pennies and pounds.
Well, that's refreshing to hear.
>This experience is one of my own, for i have shared this sorrow and loss.
It's really depressing when such beautiful creatures pass away. I was heartbroken when my horse that I had come to care for years slowly died. She was my best friend for a long time and seeing her suffer broke my heart.
>I know it does, words carry different weights depending where you are in the Anglo-sphere.
Indeed. I may have had a volatile reaction to such a slur. I'm sorry.
>Have a jolly yule! Midwinter feasting's!
Likewise, Anon.
>So am i, last night had some THC oil orally and the after effects are occurring.
I've never tried oils, but I know I am now, and was before, higher than a horse's ass, so to speak.

Again, happy holidays and good wishes to you and yours, Anon.
Anonymous
No.18765
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>>18764
>No harm, no foul.
Yes, what's done is done.
>I understand that it's easy to get around in Europe due to it being more developed, but it's a colossal expanse out here in America.
It sure is.
>I do and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'd like to live rural where no person is visible or audible, but that sort of living is hard to get unless you go out of your way for it.
>Could you imagine being smothered by le mutt memes personified 24/7?
Yes i could, it's not new to me. ponder upon the deep disgust from seeing a slew of Muslims and niggers roaming the roads of downtown cities along with Chinese takeaways littered among the buildings and kebab shops featuring Allah's star and crescent. Despicable.
>I could drive to any city if I felt like seeing more hideous mongrels.
The half castes are common in the rougher places of major towns, the benefit to winter is that these coloreds don't go outside as much because they have a type of fear for the cold.
>I love driving.
I don't know the feel of a steering wheel or pedals.
>I just hate stopping in cities for gas and seeing non-Whites.
The further away you get from the built up locations the better, the countryside is enjoyable and would be more if they stopped building houses for the foreigners instead.
>I know Europeans love to shit on Americans for geography, but there are vast swaths spanning over many diverse environments here. It's a gargantuan land mass.
Much bigger than the British isles and islands.
>It is very big.
For (You).
>Thank you for noticing, Anon. I love when people realize our girth.
It is something which is commonly overlooked by the majority of laymen or normal's.
>... Based?
Based.
>There is nothing more beautiful and pure than the sacred love shared between a man and a mare.
The relationship formed is one of immensity and intensity, predator and prey. Mares are what ensnares my cares and make me do dares to enter their lairs.
>Well, that's refreshing to hear.
Same unto you, i am glad that not everyone is obsessed with wealth and is rather more so focused with spiritual health.
>It's really depressing when such beautiful creatures pass away.
It really is. When that fair mare ceased to exist then i wished that i no longer did either, a couple months after i couldn't get her out of my head until the point i envisioned her as a thought form following me. It all happened so fast that the sudden realization shocked me in a way never before experienced, to have her die on the same week as my birthday was a surprise i never wished for.
>I was heartbroken when my horse that I had come to care for years slowly died. She was my best friend for a long time and seeing her suffer broke my heart.
It's soul crushing to witness such horror.
>Indeed. I may have had a volatile reaction to such a slur. I'm sorry.
No worries.
>I've never tried oils, but I know I am now, and was before, higher than a horse's ass, so to speak.
Ingestion of it takes around an hour to kick in, after that it's smooth sailing for about 5 full hours of being monster mashed.

>Again, happy holidays and good wishes to you and yours, Anon.
Thank you, sincerely.
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No.18841
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Wine of mine, fine to dine! Drunken but not yet sunken.
Careless silliness is the downfall of all.
The pleasant depressant, the awesomeness of it's poisonous obnoxiousness. Used for centuries for it's pleasantries. So many recipes and distillations across the nations.
Alcohol! The released beast of yeast makes so many pleased.
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No.18843
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>>18765
Hello again, Irish anon. I would've replied sooner, but I didn't know what exactly to say... That and the fact I've been high out of my gourd and offline for a while.
>I'd like to live rural where no person is visible or audible, but that sort of living is hard to get unless you go out of your way for it.
Understandable. I know it's very densely populated over there. You should try it if you ever get the chance. It's fucking wonderful if you're an introvert.
>Muslims and niggers roaming the roads of downtown cities along with Chinese takeaways littered among the buildings and kebab shops featuring Allah's star and crescent. Despicable.
It's infuriating, really. If I had to pick the lesser of evils, I'd take our local spics over niggers, kebabs, or chinks. The overwhelming majority of niggers and ragheads I've met have been absolutely despicable whereas you might occasionally meet a half-decent mestizo over here. I understand your disgust because I feel it everyday, too.
>The half castes are common in the rougher places of major towns, the benefit to winter is that these coloreds don't go outside as much because they have a type of fear for the cold.
Good. Hopefully, they all freeze to death. It's tragic that Ireland went through centuries of Angloid oppression just to be colonized by niggers.
>I don't know the feel of a steering wheel or pedals.
I'm sorry, Anon. I love vehicles and even made a hobby out of tinkering with them. Just think of all the awesome German and Italian rally cars you could get in Europe. You'll lose your automotive virginity someday and see the light.
>The further away you get from the built up locations the better...
Same here.
>...Would be more if they stopped building houses for the foreigners instead
I guess we all have our treasonous politicians.
>MARES!
I'll say it again, there is nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and a mare!
>(You)r mare...
I'm sorry for you loss, Anon. These things always seem to rattle us.
>5 full hours of being monster mashed.
If I ever trek my way to Colorado, I'll be sure to try some edibles. I can stay stoned for hours just after smoking some decent bud, so I never really worried too much about edibles.

Happy belated New Year's, anon. Have a pic of Tree Hugger being lewd as a gift because weed.
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No.18860
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>>18841
This was my poetry, the wine has aged enough that it is ready to be drank which means I'm presently pissed! That and it served as a reminder.Thinking of posting pics of this purple liquor sometime in the future, if any anon is curious to the color or texture or for proof.
>>18843
>Hello again, Irish anon.
Greetings.
>I would've replied sooner, but I didn't know what exactly to say... That and the fact I've been high out of my gourd and offline for a while.
Time passes quickly when you're having fun, that and being in a positive situation makes the days disappear. Yule has come and gone so fast that Imbolc is not so far away now (It's not as exciting as Walpurgisnacht or Beltane) which is keenly optimistic since the return of spring is closer than it may seem.
>Understandable. I know it's very densely populated over there.
Crammed like a can of spam! The council houses are no better than chicken batteries due to the lack of privacy within ones own home, the walls are thin enough that a sledgehammer or explosive would easily make it so that I could do a kool aid man style break in if my neighbors pissed me off enough. Also, I can hear all their conversations and screams through them which is very intrusive upon both my own affairs within this box and theirs.
>You should try it if you ever get the chance. It's fucking wonderful if you're an introvert.
The opportunity would be a thing that I would jump to getting my hands upon, although that kind of living is rarely found in the south or middle of England but more common in the far north of rural Scotland or western Ireland. Those places are where I would ideally live but it is but a mere fantasy to exist in such areas at the current moment.
>It's infuriating, really. If I had to pick the lesser of evils, I'd take our local spics over niggers, kebabs, or chinks.
I've met some Spaniards but never a mestizo beaner face to face. Yes I would prefer the Spanish over Muslims or communist Chinese people, the Semites of Islam and Pakistan are here to out breed us and take our economy from the various European countrymen, they are protected by traitorous laws which is horribly wrong given how they are prioritized over myself or anyone else who is indigenous to these isles by the pathetic parliament.
>The overwhelming majority of niggers and ragheads I've met have been absolutely despicable whereas you might occasionally meet a half-decent mestizo over here.
Talked to more than a handful over the internet in the past but not in person,
>I understand your disgust because I feel it everyday, too.
Then your despise would be threefold if you were to be living within this ruin of a empire. This demonic diversity is doomed to collapse in due time.
>Good. Hopefully, they all freeze to death.
Kek, the snow and ice makes them scared which is why winter has it's benefits since I don't see them around as much and if I do they're barely re**cognizable with all the layers of clothing!
>It's tragic that Ireland went through centuries of Angloid oppression just to be colonized by niggers.
It's a dishonor for my ancestors homeland to be invaded by such countless foreigners at the hands of this Zionist globalization, I respect your dissatisfaction for such a occurrence to Eire. As I know of the Mexican intrusions upon the southern belt and the western coast which is reminiscent of my own country's ignorance to such aliens,
>I'm sorry, Anon. I love vehicles and even made a hobby out of tinkering with them.
As did my father and brother, those methods of transport are uninteresting within my scope of optics since they're practicability is inferior to my feet.
>Just think of all the awesome German and Italian rally cars you could get in Europe.
Don't know much about them in all actuality, the impressiveness of their speed is automated by machinery and the drivers technique. My only knowledge of such automobiles stems from Initial D and a bunch of old Need for Speed games.
>You'll lose your automotive virginity someday and see the light.
The wheel is something I'm apprehensive of taking hand upon, a chariot led by a precious pony is something more appealing towards these peripherals of mine than a hunk of metal. Albeit I am not stubborn towards the necessitous notion of driving a car.
>I guess we all have our treasonous politicians.
Very much indeed! They all work under the rule of (((Them))) and only their rich superiors and founders, the funding is wholly supported by (((Those))) who pay them and give their wages to (((Their))) deception of a profession. As you most probably have some previous acquaintance of information upon.
>I'll say it again, there is nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and a mare!
As you and I both share such wonderful experience, though to a lesser degree of my own, it is blissful to be in company of these female equine companions to the utmost pleasurable extent possible (in my opinion) than the other mammalians.
>I'm sorry for you loss, Anon.
As well as yours. Friend. In literal terms she wasn't mine but I cared more for her than the owner ever did and in return she trusted more than she did the woman.
>These things always seem to rattle us.
It tugs at the deepest of heartstrings with a biting linger that never truly or completely dissipates.
>If I ever trek my way to Colorado, I'll be sure to try some edibles.
Most hashish or dagga cakes make me very paranoid on the psychotic come up but the peak is always better.than the first 2 hours are, it is bewildering to perceive the horrid daemons while under the schizophrenic symptoms of strong cannabis for me.
>I can stay stoned for hours just after smoking some decent bud, so I never really worried too much about edibles.
Not been a large smoker, it's never agreed with me to perform the psychoactive ritual of inhalation due to the loss of the primary chemical constituents.
>Happy belated New Year's, anon. Have a pic of Tree Hugger being lewd as a gift because weed.
Same unto (You) Anon!
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Here I am!
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>>18901
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>>18860
>This was my poetry, the wine has aged enough that it is ready to be drank which means I'm presently pissed! That and it served as a reminder.Thinking of posting pics of this purple liquor sometime in the future, if any anon is curious to the color or texture or for proof.
I'd be happy to hear and see all about it. I also like your poetry, btw.
>Time passes quickly when you're having fun, that and being in a positive situation makes the days disappear.
Most definitely.
>Yule has come and gone so fast that Imbolc is not so far away now (It's not as exciting as Walpurgisnacht or Beltane) which is keenly optimistic since the return of spring is closer than it may seem.
I hope that the coming Spring brings success to you and yours. I'm doubtful that it'll work out so well for us wretched, bastard mutts in America and our doomed nation.
>...the walls are thin enough that a sledgehammer or explosive would easily make it so that I could do a kool aid man style break in if my neighbors pissed me off enough. Also, I can hear all their conversations and screams through them which is very intrusive upon both my own affairs within this box and theirs.
That's pretty relatable. I lived In an apartment for a eighteen months and I came to deeply resent the couple living above me. I shouldn't admit it publicly, but I savagely beat the little meth head that lived above me. They screamed and stomped constantly at all hours to the point that the insomnia was fucking up my life. I tried being polite and asking them in person to cut it out only to be given empty promises of serenity time and time again. For context, it was a tiny meth manlet with a meth manatee for a """wife""" and their "friendly" pitbull living above me. It was so friendly that it only tried to attack my months old Great Dane puppy twice.
It all stopped after I kicked the shit out of him and started screaming at the top of my lungs that I would fucking walk up stairs and beat them both to death and kill their dog any time they disturbed me. He cowered behind his dope whore the next time we had an argument after one of their meth buddies hit my parked car and drove off. She seemed to be terrified and begged for peace. She tried forcing her emasculated husband to apologize to me for everything, but he just pouted and ran back up stairs like an upset child. He was almost thirty years old at the time, btw. I guess he didn't want to get beat up again in front of the Mrs. She even paid for the body work. I accepted her apology and they ceased their faggotry after that.
They're lucky they weren't cartoon mares or else I would've had to chase them up there and viciously cum in them both with unrelenting vigor as recompense, as would be my Christian right. Think of the wedding massacre from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, but I'm Galahad and rather than storming a castle, I would be storming a series of cartoon horse vaginas with wrathful intent. Not a single sconce would be left unassailed by my longsword.
Tl;Dr I understand your pain. Sorry for ranting.
>This demonic diversity is doomed to collapse in due time.
It will, but where will we be when it does? I think that it's just as much about destroying us as it is to proliferating hostile aliens in our homelands to (((the powers that be))). It won't won't cease after some miraculous societal collapse. They'll still have their shit-skinned golems aping about.
>As I know of the Mexican intrusions upon the southern belt and the western coast which is reminiscent of my own country's ignorance to such aliens...
I don't think it's ignorance. They've been openly invited to invade my country by the leftist Democratic party and their associated corporate, globalist backers. Joe Biden himself once said years ago that it was a great thing that Whites are on the path to becoming a dispossessed minority here in the US. It's a deliberate act of genocide both in my country and in yours. I genuinely wish the best for you and yours.
>As did my father and brother, those methods of transport are uninteresting within my scope of optics since they're practicability is inferior to my feet.
Based and understandable, equestrian Anon.
>The wheel is something I'm apprehensive of taking hand upon, a chariot led by a precious pony is something more appealing towards these peripherals of mine than a hunk of metal.
Based again. If I didn't live in Nowhere's ass end, I'd like to ride a pony from place to place, as I'm wont to do. I didn't mean to tease you. I'm just something of an autismo for anything with an engine. The mechanical mare, y'know?
>As you most probably have some previous acquaintance of information upon.
Yup. I apologize on behalf of America for kikes being so prolific. Truly, I blame the Germans and Slavoids who knowingly carried kikes over here on their backs like scabies.
>In literal terms she wasn't mine but I cared more for her than the owner ever did and in return she trusted more than she did the woman.
That's beautiful in a way, Anon. It's fortunate to have had such a coveted bond.
>but the peak is always better.than the first 2 hours are, it is bewildering to perceive the horrid daemons while under the schizophrenic symptoms of strong cannabis for me.
I actually feel pretty much the same way any time I return from a break. Also, I almost always hate the first half of the high when my tolerance is down. The latter half of it always more enjoyable.

Sorry if I'm hardly coherent. I attended mass this morning with my Old Grand-Dad. In true Catholic tradition, I left disoriented and a little bit sore in the saddle.
Have a good night and may horse pussy forever be with you, Anon.
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Superior versions of the last pic
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>>18908
I thought about replying last night to you but I was too stoned to make a coherent response. I'm on the come up of nutmeg right now, again. I don't like heavy doses of the spice very much, a lower dose gives me a type of stimulation and heightened libido which I can make use of. My eyes go bloodshot after 15 grams of ground nutmeg, it's illegal to take it in a recreational manner but that doesn't concern me otherwise i wouldn't be doing it, same with Amanita Muscaria under the psychoactive substances regulations. It's a bunch of bullshit for these to be classified as such.
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it. I also like your poetry, btw.
Thanks for the attention and appreciation of the situation!
>I hope that the coming Spring brings success to you and yours.
Optimistic hope for future projects is all I have and will need to complete my tasks, winter slows down people since it rains more than snows so they don't like getting wet and trudging through mud puddles. If it were a few degrees colder it would always snow but it isn't, it would be more preferable if it were frozen rather than wet.
>I'm doubtful that it'll work out so well for us wretched, bastard mutts in America and our doomed nation.
Time will tell.
>That's pretty relatable. I lived In an apartment for a eighteen months and I came to deeply resent the couple living above me.
Apartment buildings over here are filled with only the lesser kinds of people, those flats would drive me mental to live any amount of time in.
>I shouldn't admit it publicly, but I savagely beat the little meth head that lived above me.
I've admitted far worse.
>They screamed and stomped constantly at all hours to the point that the insomnia was fucking up my life.
Sleep deprivation is horribly torturous.
>I tried being polite and asking them in person to cut it out only to be given empty promises of serenity time and time again.
They most surely crossed the line of respectability and decided to continue their degeneracy without the least of considerations for yourself.
>It all stopped after I kicked the shit out of him and started screaming at the top of my lungs that I would fucking walk up stairs and beat them both to death and kill their dog any time they disturbed me. He cowered behind his dope whore the next time we had an argument after one of their meth buddies hit my parked car and drove off. She seemed to be terrified and begged for peace. She tried forcing her emasculated husband to apologize to me for everything, but he just pouted and ran back up stairs like an upset child. He was almost thirty years old at the time, btw. I guess he didn't want to get beat up again in front of the Mrs. She even paid for the body work. I accepted her apology and they ceased their faggotry after that.
Cool story boet, kek. Seriously though, he did deserve the punishment and more.
>They're lucky they weren't cartoon mares or else I would've had to chase them up there and viciously cum in them both with unrelenting vigor as recompense, as would be my Christian right.
Amen.
>Think of the wedding massacre from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, but I'm Galahad and rather than storming a castle, I would be storming a series of cartoon horse vaginas with wrathful intent. Not a single sconce would be left unassailed by my longsword.
Had it been me, i would envision myself as Bane from Batman but instead of breaking the bat's back i would be breaking the pony's pussy, while dosed up on my concoction of Venom.
>It will, but where will we be when it does?
Away from the shitty cities.
>I think that it's just as much about destroying us as it is to proliferating hostile aliens in our homelands to (((the powers that be))). It won't won't cease after some miraculous societal collapse. They'll still have their shit-skinned golems aping about.
It's saddening and maddening to exist in such a 'multicultural' waste of a world, the goal is to mix the fair haired and skinned into a more stupid and mongoloid class of breed with less intelligence. The idiotic women and men who give birth to such monstrous abominations are unworthy of my acknowledgement or friendship, they are traitors to their traditions and ancestry for giving the gift of life away to some colored kids. It's widespread around here and my all encompassing desire is the complete termination of the inferiors. We are forced to accept them or else be thrown in the cages of prisons and labeled by authorities as a threat to this diversity.
>It's a deliberate act of genocide both in my country and in yours. I genuinely wish the best for you and yours.
Yes it is. Yet in this so called civilized society most normal's have been conditioned to accept their doom willfully and see these waves of foreigners as their equals through coordinated usage of the education programs for (((their))) systematic inter mixture of the races in order to cause chaos and anarchy, they are diverging the eyes from the focus of western invasion by means of trickery and deceitful lies about the common cold. All a part of the plan, the scheme of a narcissism filled dream.
>Based again. If I didn't live in Nowhere's ass end, I'd like to ride a pony from place to place, as I'm wont to do.
Never would i be able to fulfill such a fantasy in this current place no matter my longing for it.
>Truly, I blame the Germans and Slavoids who knowingly carried kikes over here on their backs like scabies.
It's livid how such secretive groups of disdainful Jews managed to sneak their way in through the changing of their names and other forms of deception.
>That's beautiful in a way, Anon. It's fortunate to have had such a coveted bond.
It was a blessing for me to ever meet such a pretty pony who very much resembled Aryanne in appearance. Blue eyed. blonde Welsh. She was all i ever craved and wished for, despite her cockiness which only made her more lively and wifely.

>Have a good night and may horse pussy forever be with you, Anon.
Thank you. Praise pony pussy, Epona excelsis!
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Fairly stoned right now, figured now would be the best time to post my wine from what i referenced in this post >>18860
As well as this Anon's >>18908
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it.
So Here is my latest batch of wine, i used 1 gram and a half of yeast for a gallon or 5 litres.

The methodology is as follows: In the first >webm (related)Sorry about the camera being sideways anon.I had mixed a bunch of blended fruits with grape and pomegranate juices then placed it all in a dutch pan with 400 grams of raw cane sugar which i boiled until it dissolved, afterwards i waited for it to cool down to 35 degrees Celsius (T. Can't into Fahrenheit) which is what the yeast has to be at too along with the wine mash.
The yeast has to be activated with warm sterile water mixed with a bit of the wine juice or a teaspoon of sugar and left for 15 minutes until it is ready to be introduced into the wine mash. Once that has been done and every bit of yeast is in the mix i moved the wine into the glass bottle via a plastic jug and funnel which i put a airlock on top of the bottle i had put the wine and yeast inside. It took about 3 hours to start bubbling for the carbon release, after around 2 days it speeds up with it's fermentation and a bunch of pink bubbles form at the top of the liquid inside of the fruit skins that have risen to the top of the bottle, then it stays like that until the 8th day which is when it begins to slow down until around 10 or so days. When it is ready to be bottled after there are no more bubbles in the airlock, i use screw lid capped glass bottles that i sterilize with vinegar beforehand to the process then i poured the wine back into the pan from the gallon bottle into a thick filter which looks like a glorified diaper. Then i whisked it with a bakers whisk to release some of the trapped gasses, afterwards i funneled it with the jug again into the bottles which i screwed and placed in a dark cupboard which has no sunlight for a minimum aging of 2 weeks.
There was 4 litres of fruit juice from cartons (1 Welch's purple grape juice, 3 pomegranates, red grapes and blackcurrant juice) and 200 grams of black seedless grapes along with 90 grams of pomegranate seeds with 125 grams of blueberries.
The strength is around 18% and it's evident in the taste of it.

TL;DR
I made some home brewed wine for drinking.
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No.19556
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>>1193
I Have Been completely sober for the past 2 months and its a nightmare.
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>>19556
This. I feel ur pain fren, Im at 1 month. Except for weed, I still smoke that every couple days
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>>19557
>Tfw not even any weed
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>>19558
I cant, then. Youre braver than I anon, take heart in that
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No.19560
>>19559
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.
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No.19563
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I just popped a beer... anyone else joining me?
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>>19563
Dick
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>>19564
faggot
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>>19564
Cesar, get the fuck out of here
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>>19563
A Beer? what is this middle school?
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>>19567
uh no? I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
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>>19568
Whiskey is where its at. the true Drink of the White man
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>>19569
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.
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>>19568
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.
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>>19555
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.
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>>19576
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.
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>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
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>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.

I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
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No.19582
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>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
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>>19581
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.

>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.

I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
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>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
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Heil Hitler! /)
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>>19587
> a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness
Could you elaborate on this?
>>19588
Checked and Based
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
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Gonna slap the next fish I catch with my penis, AMA.
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No.19698
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>>19697
Ever get a blowjob from a fish?
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>>19698
The technical term is noodling
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>>19700
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>>19698
No, I'll ask the fish it's cool. Consent is key.
>>19700
Actually, that would require that I slather my cock in stink bait, which I wouldn't do since catfish bite.
Will post pics next time when it's not so windy. You will see fish getting smacked in the face by human COCK.
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>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
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No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
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>>19810
how is it? does it taste like tobacco? why did you pick it up?
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>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
Anonymous
No.19813
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>>19812
Do you like it?
Anonymous
No.19814
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>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Anonymous
No.19815
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>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
Anonymous
No.19816
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>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Anonymous
No.19818
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For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
Anonymous
No.19820
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>>19816
That is Very Weird Desu.
>>19818
Didn't go very well i presume?
Anonymous
No.19821
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>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
Anonymous
No.19822
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>>19821
Chase with pickle juice?
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Anonymous
No.19835
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
Anonymous
No.19836
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>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
Anonymous
No.19837
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>>19836
>I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey.
Anonymous
No.19838
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>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19839
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>>19837
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT Send a whole case my way there anon-coon
Anonymous
No.19840
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guys are hydration pills really the ultimate hangover cure?
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19849
>>19839
I'll ship a barrel of frisky Negro whisky overseas.
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
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No.19852
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Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
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No.19857
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Anonymous
No.19877
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Happy 4/20 lads
Anonymous
No.19963
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What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
Anonymous
No.19964
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>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
Anonymous
No.19966
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>>19963
Coca-Cola.
Anonymous
No.19967
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>>19966
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No.19968
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>>19967
Cheers.
Anonymous
No.19969
>>19963
Salty tears
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No.19972
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.