Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
/sp/ - Football
Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever
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Anonymous
No.19560
>>19559
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.
>>19569
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.
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>>19568
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.
Anonymous
No.19577
>>19555
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.
>>19576
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.
Anonymous
No.19579
>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
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>>19581
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.
>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.
I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.
>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.
I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
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No.19590
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
Anonymous
No.19616
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
Anonymous
No.19626
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
Kek!
Anonymous
No.19701
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>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
Anonymous
No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
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>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
Anonymous
No.19852
Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
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No.19857
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Anonymous
No.19877
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Happy 4/20 lads
What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
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No.19968
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No.19972
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
Anonymous
No.20167
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White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.
>>20169
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?
>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.
>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.
>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting
>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.
Anonymous
No.20177
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Anonymous
No.20249
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I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.
>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
Anonymous
No.20267
Anonymous
No.20295
Finally I am drunk and remembered to post
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Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.
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>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
Anonymous
No.20564
>>20560
I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it.
Why does it bother you?
>>20561
I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?
I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it.
Why does it bother you?
>>20561
I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?
Anonymous
No.20566
>>20558
Jews want the white man in despair. Sometimes that means drunk, but alcohol is fine in moderation.
Jews want the white man in despair. Sometimes that means drunk, but alcohol is fine in moderation.
Anonymous
No.20619
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I'm drunk and I'm really fucking crying over the fact that Lír and Amalthea never got married. He didn't even get to cum inside her at all.
My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!
My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!
Anonymous
No.20620
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Anonymous
No.20705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WmKoQ__nkw
MLP characters when their clothes don't cover their asses or genitals
MLP characters when their clothes don't cover their asses or genitals
Anonymous
No.20706
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5 months later...
>>20169
>Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
They're irresistible!
>>20171
>Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right?
.>>20565
>I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience.
I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others.
Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out.
I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)
>>20169
>Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
They're irresistible!
>>20171
>Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right?
.>>20565
>I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience.
I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others.
Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out.
I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)
Anonymous
No.21090
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Happy, like, uhhhh... Hitler Day or whatever, faggots.
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Feeling a little stoned and feeling sad about the state of our Women, i hate this age bros. i wish i would have been born 100 years ago instead of in this one.
Anonymous
No.21093
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