Drink is the real man's drug.I would smoke so fast if it meant spending an evening with a qt grill. I don't even give a fuck. Give me a cuddly, talkative woman who is compelled by the weed to hold someone close, and love them; I'll be all over it. I'm lonely enogh to go for it
any drunken shitposters still up?
Yo. Playing GTA online tho. Gotta get some cash. You know, just in case the next update is worth buying.
nice, wish I still cared enough about GTA to pick up V.
Fuck. I wish I hadn't spent the last 2 hours shitposting. Damn it all.
3 lietsers of rum ftw tbhh
I like the Jacksonville Jaguars, what do I do?
Another Friday night at home doing nothing. I want to blame my friends, but they are all pretty low-iq degenerate trash with the exception of the one, and my opinion of them probably shows through in my speech and mannerisms. Guess I'll just have to be autistic at home. I was gonna stop drinking at alone, but maybe one beer won't hurt... or a few, ya know.
I just got baked myself. I spent all day in the car.
Get to know smarter people then make friends with them and their friends
I don't know where the stoners have deep thoughts meme came from, when I got stoned I just laughed and felt everything in slow motion
The first time I smoked weed was from a bong, with an experienced guy, he just wanted to chill and look at the sky but apparently i was talking too much so he ditched me (which he later apologised). I was already drunk as fuck, and it was 4am when we hit it, so i went back to my flat and on the way I got paranoid that I had split personality and that an evil version of me had done something to a car in the road. When I got back to my room I passed out and dreamed of a centipede that was the devil but also an angel.
Never touching drugs again.
First time I took it It was a brownie, I hated it because I felt conscious but it was like I couldn't focus in anything, it was fun the first two hours, then I didn't want to be baked anymore but couldn't so i went home to sleep but I woke up 8 hours later and I was still baked for a few hours more.
It wasn't any good for me sadly
That doesn't sound like any weed I've ever smoked. You sure it didn't have something in it?
This is the sae response I get every time I tell this story. The guy I was with is in to harder shit than weed so maybe. But my friend who's been smoking weed for more than half a decade thinks it's either because I was so drunk, or because of underlying potential for mental health problems
Unless it is something like schizophrenia I doubt weed alone would cause anything like that.
Well I;m not scizophrenic, but apparently smoking too much weed can trigger that shit so maybe.
I mean I dont think it sounds that unusual, I didn't ACTUALLY have split personality, I just got paranoid that I did. And I was paranoid I'd done something bad when I hadnt.
And I have crazy dreams as it is when sober, so really a centipede thats the devil and also an angel isnt that weird. It's not like i was hallucinating or some shit.
Still doesn't sound like pot alone and smoking one time isn't likely to cause anything like that.
But theres examples of people smoking weed for the first time and having weird effects like being unable to move for a while and shit
There's also a lot of examples of people putting shit in weed.
What did it taste and smell like when you smoked it?
I think he'd tell me if he had>>2005
I don't remember, I was hammered, and it was a couple years ago now
I'm not really hip with the lingo, but I tried to smoke what I believe is commonly know as the "roach", with little effect. Then had 1 hit of the bong. He made me hold it in my lungs as long as I could and I had a bad coughing fit.
That isn't a lot of weed. I think it is unlikely that triggered anything if it was just pot. Maybe you just sperged out.
I think I am getting tired of being drunk all the time
Are you productive while you are drunk?
Being drunk or high all the time sucks. Just drink or smoke on occasion so they don't lose their charm.
Is this a raid? This is the nicest raid I've ever seen. IDK if it even counts as a raid; maybe its a friendly false-flag?
IDEK whats going on, but today was a good day.
A toast, to Anon making /sp/ great again!
R8 my drunklen recolor.
I accept no accolades; all credit to left-anon for being a dutiful, proper, and worthy faggot
>>2346>German nationalist not celebrating the October festival
Wtf? All the krauts crawl out of the woodwork in October, here in the U.S.
How badly has Germany changed since my grandparents moved from there, drinking-wise?
>>2366>Thinking Aryranne would forgoe the reason endowed to her by intoxication
Intoxication is degenerate anon. Ayranne knows this, why don't you?
Intoxication is only degenerate when it's done irresponsibly. Aryanne is a responsible drinker.
I personally find drinking to be degenerate. The action of altering your mind to a state where you have no control over your self or your actions in degenerate.
There is also the fact that intoxication makes you weak it drives you into addiction, it makes you gain a crutch in life that you need or use to release your problems and hide from them instead of being an adult and a man and facing it head on. The same can be said about cigarettes, pot, drugs, etc they are all crutches that make you weaker.
I don't actually drink either (I just post in these threads as an excuse to act like a lazy faggot
), but I see any problem with others doing it, so long as they're tasteful and responsible when they do so.
See >>2371. If you are intoxicated, you are not drinking responsibly. Intoxication is, by definition, a state wherein mental faculties, such as those relating to reason and processing emotion, are inhibited. As reason in man and pony is the most noble faculty, the loss of reason, as well as the harmful distortion of emotion, loss of motor skills, increased violent tendencies, and so forth, make intoxication by alcohol degenerate>>2370
Wat>>2372>Not being judgmental.
..W-was are you speakingz about? I do nicht haben an addiction...
How commonly used was that stuff back then, anyway?
Aryanne is a social drinker and opportunity smoker, but shes not into hard drugs. worst she ever did was smoking horseraddish from a pipe.
I read that a lot of soldiers in the German army were on it, and the civilian populous to a small degree too. Even Hitler used it.
They didn't know how horrifyingly addictive it was at the time though...
Pervitin sounds more like a sex drug.
If such sex is so intense that it calls for staying up for days at a time in trenches and being surreally focused..
I desire moar drunkhoers.
Fucj I can barely even remote upload, I'm so hammered...
She would want it be that way. Ish. You're great.
This pony is going tyo give me liver pisoning..
Don't blame the pony. You, you're blaming the po, the pony. Is not th ponys fauly.
Dude, I can't tell wtf you're typing about.
I thought it would be funny to effect a drunken spiel in response to the apparently drink-friendly tone of the drunk thread. My bad. o_O
Nah, I'm just too fucked in the head to think up a clever response.
Could use a new pancreas too.. and a heart.
Fuck it. I may as well go for the four tour horgan transplant.
Don't get too drunk before the new episode, m8 (or do so anyway; idk)
>>3598>wanting baboon enzymes flowing through your body
Have fun slowly turning into a nigger.
>>3598>not going all in for mega-baboon organs
it's almost like you don't want the 8 seconds of god-mode granted by a mad german doctor!
I'm drunk at a party and browsing
Please help I don't know what to do
God bless autocorrect
I don't know how to do that at >Place = party
I tried o socialize, i failed
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir.
tell them all about the Jews. right now.
Drink more or hit the bong
I'm pretty baked right now.
A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.
Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.
That's enough. Put the bottle down...
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional
I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.
how to stop being drunk every day
I just dropped 2 hits of acid.
Holy shit man it is kicking in!
>>8780>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any
psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.
Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.
I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?
That depends on how superficial you are anon
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?
When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.
Please help me.
God I love me some whiskey.
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.
Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.
>poni will never be beside you to drink with you and share your drunken misery
>ywn cuddle a horse while rambling about the griffins
>ywn wake up to the confused neighing of a normal horse before realizing you cuddled and fucked an actual drunk horse in a drunken stupor of your own, thinking she was Berry Punch
I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.
>>9968>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.
Maybe. In a few months I might have the money to try it out. Been driving around not drunk, that's only for bars and home
looking for places to work or to help me with shit. Found out thrre are some blue collar places west of me. Might apply for a position as an electrician or concrete mixer or something, or maybe privaye aecurity is better just so I can ensure having my current job to fall back on while working night or morning shifts.
But whatever happens I'm still a worthless piece of shit. Being passionate in the field or getting formal education won't protect me from that fact.
Hard lemonade ie nice by the by. Especially when chugged. While reading clop. Near midnight. With work in 7 hours.
>tfw u go for trips on the wrong board
Its my birthday, and I'm tying one on goddammit. Xp
Might not be drunk, but I'm still gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Cry moar. Of all the things you chose to reee about
Alcoholism is a pretty good thing to reee about, considering how it destroys people
It won't go how you think it will
What? I would think that reeeing about alcoholism would go down as, well, a bunch of reeeing sounds
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.
lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.
This thread is woefully under appreciated.
I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.