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Happy 4/20 lads

What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.

>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)

>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.

>>19963
Coca-Cola.

>>19967
Cheers.

>>19963
Salty tears

no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.

What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.

White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.

>>20150
Ponies are not for sexual, anon.

>>20169
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?

>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.

>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.

>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.

A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting

>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.

>>20176
Fair points

I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.

>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.

>>20266
This is the drunk thread faggot.

Finally I am drunk and remembered to post

Smoking some SneedOG

Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.

>>20557
Jews want the white man drunk.

>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.

>>20559
What do you gain when you drink alcohol?

Anyone here ever try DMT?

>>20558
So? A broken clock is right twice a day. Not everything they want you to do is a bad idea.

>>20560
I love the taste of beer and I enjoy having a light buzz. I don't "gain" anything. Same with marijuana. It's enjoyable and doesn't have any serious health effects unless you're a retard that abuses it.
Why does it bother you?
>>20561
I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience. Would DMT make me see mares?

>>20558
Jews want the white man in despair. Sometimes that means drunk, but alcohol is fine in moderation.

>>20565
It might

I'm drunk and I'm really fucking crying over the fact that Lír and Amalthea never got married. He didn't even get to cum inside her at all.
My heart is so fucking broken. It's not right!

Just boofed a pint of DMT. It's amazing, guys. There are mares everywhere!

>>20690
I've always wanted to try DMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WmKoQ__nkw

MLP characters when their clothes don't cover their asses or genitals

5 months later...
>>20169
>Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
They're irresistible!
>>20171
>Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
Make that 200 now. Cry moar fgt, Kek. (You) know, filly's pretty much are kids, right?
.>>20565
>I did shrooms once. Fucking horrible experience.
I've had around 15 experiences with them, some trips can be more freaky than others.
Once, i had about 1.5g psilocybe semilanceata with 3g syrian rue and I saw like a demon face coming out of the wall with a long snake like tongue and horns, at the time it was funny to me but for some other people it can freak them out.
I'm high at the moment. (amnesia and lemon haze)

Happy, like, uhhhh... Hitler Day or whatever, faggots.

Feeling a little stoned and feeling sad about the state of our Women, i hate this age bros. i wish i would have been born 100 years ago instead of in this one.

>>21091
Happy 4/20.
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>>21092
Happy 4/20 to you too.
https://youtu.be/UYcjlmeRNTo

At the bar today. Spending my meager pay at the Junkyard. Cheese wedges and fishy chippies plus all the liquor I can fit in me. How bout you niggers?

>>21657
Perhaps the meme was ill advised

Come on. I know you're here. You show up when niggle dee and niggle dum show up without fail. Instantly when possible.
Say something. Show someone out there that you're there too.

>>21659
Fine, goodnight. Niggers.

Alcohol brings you closer to niggers