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/sp/ - Football
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Anonymous
No.19579
>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
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>>19581
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.
>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.
I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.
>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.
I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
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Anonymous
No.19590
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
Anonymous
No.19616
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
Anonymous
No.19626
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
Kek!
Anonymous
No.19701
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>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
Anonymous
No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
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>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
Anonymous
No.19852
Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
Anonymous
No.19857
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Anonymous
No.19877
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Happy 4/20 lads
What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
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Anonymous
No.19968
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Anonymous
No.19972
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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