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>>18763
No harm, no foul. I understand that it's easy to get around in Europe due to it being more developed, but it's a colossal expanse out here in America.
>It sounds like you live in the middle of nowhere. Kek.
I do and I wouldn't have it any other way. Could you imagine being smothered by le mutt memes personified 24/7? I could drive to any city if I felt like seeing more hideous mongrels.
>Sure seems like it, i hate roads.
I love driving. I just hate stopping in cities for gas and seeing non-Whites.
>My meaning was more toward the deserts of the west coast and Texas to Mexico landscapes or Arizona, by vast my implication was to emphasize the area's overall largeness.
I know Europeans love to shit on Americans for geography, but there are vast swaths spanning over many diverse environments here. It's a gargantuan land mass.
It is very big. Thank you for noticing, Anon. I love when people realize our girth.
>I fell into the wet web of Eros with a marvelous mare this year for six sexy months, I miss her more than anything or anyone. One that was small enough so i didn't have to get something
... Based? There is nothing more beautiful and pure than the sacred love shared between a man and a mare.
>Same here anon, I have no worries or stress over the materialistic matter of money. For it isn't worth bothering with the unnecessary hoarding of such excessive numbers of pennies and pounds.
Well, that's refreshing to hear.
>This experience is one of my own, for i have shared this sorrow and loss.
It's really depressing when such beautiful creatures pass away. I was heartbroken when my horse that I had come to care for years slowly died. She was my best friend for a long time and seeing her suffer broke my heart.
>I know it does, words carry different weights depending where you are in the Anglo-sphere.
Indeed. I may have had a volatile reaction to such a slur. I'm sorry.
>Have a jolly yule! Midwinter feasting's!
Likewise, Anon.
>So am i, last night had some THC oil orally and the after effects are occurring.
I've never tried oils, but I know I am now, and was before, higher than a horse's ass, so to speak.

Again, happy holidays and good wishes to you and yours, Anon.

>>18764
>No harm, no foul.
Yes, what's done is done.
>I understand that it's easy to get around in Europe due to it being more developed, but it's a colossal expanse out here in America.
It sure is.
>I do and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'd like to live rural where no person is visible or audible, but that sort of living is hard to get unless you go out of your way for it.
>Could you imagine being smothered by le mutt memes personified 24/7?
Yes i could, it's not new to me. ponder upon the deep disgust from seeing a slew of Muslims and niggers roaming the roads of downtown cities along with Chinese takeaways littered among the buildings and kebab shops featuring Allah's star and crescent. Despicable.
>I could drive to any city if I felt like seeing more hideous mongrels.
The half castes are common in the rougher places of major towns, the benefit to winter is that these coloreds don't go outside as much because they have a type of fear for the cold.
>I love driving.
I don't know the feel of a steering wheel or pedals.
>I just hate stopping in cities for gas and seeing non-Whites.
The further away you get from the built up locations the better, the countryside is enjoyable and would be more if they stopped building houses for the foreigners instead.
>I know Europeans love to shit on Americans for geography, but there are vast swaths spanning over many diverse environments here. It's a gargantuan land mass.
Much bigger than the British isles and islands.
>It is very big.
For (You).
>Thank you for noticing, Anon. I love when people realize our girth.
It is something which is commonly overlooked by the majority of laymen or normal's.
>... Based?
Based.
>There is nothing more beautiful and pure than the sacred love shared between a man and a mare.
The relationship formed is one of immensity and intensity, predator and prey. Mares are what ensnares my cares and make me do dares to enter their lairs.
>Well, that's refreshing to hear.
Same unto you, i am glad that not everyone is obsessed with wealth and is rather more so focused with spiritual health.
>It's really depressing when such beautiful creatures pass away.
It really is. When that fair mare ceased to exist then i wished that i no longer did either, a couple months after i couldn't get her out of my head until the point i envisioned her as a thought form following me. It all happened so fast that the sudden realization shocked me in a way never before experienced, to have her die on the same week as my birthday was a surprise i never wished for.
>I was heartbroken when my horse that I had come to care for years slowly died. She was my best friend for a long time and seeing her suffer broke my heart.
It's soul crushing to witness such horror.
>Indeed. I may have had a volatile reaction to such a slur. I'm sorry.
No worries.
>I've never tried oils, but I know I am now, and was before, higher than a horse's ass, so to speak.
Ingestion of it takes around an hour to kick in, after that it's smooth sailing for about 5 full hours of being monster mashed.

>Again, happy holidays and good wishes to you and yours, Anon.
Thank you, sincerely.

Wine of mine, fine to dine! Drunken but not yet sunken.
Careless silliness is the downfall of all.
The pleasant depressant, the awesomeness of it's poisonous obnoxiousness. Used for centuries for it's pleasantries. So many recipes and distillations across the nations.
Alcohol! The released beast of yeast makes so many pleased.

>>18765
Hello again, Irish anon. I would've replied sooner, but I didn't know what exactly to say... That and the fact I've been high out of my gourd and offline for a while.
>I'd like to live rural where no person is visible or audible, but that sort of living is hard to get unless you go out of your way for it.
Understandable. I know it's very densely populated over there. You should try it if you ever get the chance. It's fucking wonderful if you're an introvert.
>Muslims and niggers roaming the roads of downtown cities along with Chinese takeaways littered among the buildings and kebab shops featuring Allah's star and crescent. Despicable.
It's infuriating, really. If I had to pick the lesser of evils, I'd take our local spics over niggers, kebabs, or chinks. The overwhelming majority of niggers and ragheads I've met have been absolutely despicable whereas you might occasionally meet a half-decent mestizo over here. I understand your disgust because I feel it everyday, too.
>The half castes are common in the rougher places of major towns, the benefit to winter is that these coloreds don't go outside as much because they have a type of fear for the cold.
Good. Hopefully, they all freeze to death. It's tragic that Ireland went through centuries of Angloid oppression just to be colonized by niggers.
>I don't know the feel of a steering wheel or pedals.
I'm sorry, Anon. I love vehicles and even made a hobby out of tinkering with them. Just think of all the awesome German and Italian rally cars you could get in Europe. You'll lose your automotive virginity someday and see the light.
>The further away you get from the built up locations the better...
Same here.
>...Would be more if they stopped building houses for the foreigners instead
I guess we all have our treasonous politicians.
>MARES!
I'll say it again, there is nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and a mare!
>(You)r mare...
I'm sorry for you loss, Anon. These things always seem to rattle us.
>5 full hours of being monster mashed.
If I ever trek my way to Colorado, I'll be sure to try some edibles. I can stay stoned for hours just after smoking some decent bud, so I never really worried too much about edibles.

Happy belated New Year's, anon. Have a pic of Tree Hugger being lewd as a gift because weed.

>>18841
This was my poetry, the wine has aged enough that it is ready to be drank which means I'm presently pissed! That and it served as a reminder.Thinking of posting pics of this purple liquor sometime in the future, if any anon is curious to the color or texture or for proof.
>>18843
>Hello again, Irish anon.
Greetings.
>I would've replied sooner, but I didn't know what exactly to say... That and the fact I've been high out of my gourd and offline for a while.
Time passes quickly when you're having fun, that and being in a positive situation makes the days disappear. Yule has come and gone so fast that Imbolc is not so far away now (It's not as exciting as Walpurgisnacht or Beltane) which is keenly optimistic since the return of spring is closer than it may seem.
>Understandable. I know it's very densely populated over there.
Crammed like a can of spam! The council houses are no better than chicken batteries due to the lack of privacy within ones own home, the walls are thin enough that a sledgehammer or explosive would easily make it so that I could do a kool aid man style break in if my neighbors pissed me off enough. Also, I can hear all their conversations and screams through them which is very intrusive upon both my own affairs within this box and theirs.
>You should try it if you ever get the chance. It's fucking wonderful if you're an introvert.
The opportunity would be a thing that I would jump to getting my hands upon, although that kind of living is rarely found in the south or middle of England but more common in the far north of rural Scotland or western Ireland. Those places are where I would ideally live but it is but a mere fantasy to exist in such areas at the current moment.
>It's infuriating, really. If I had to pick the lesser of evils, I'd take our local spics over niggers, kebabs, or chinks.
I've met some Spaniards but never a mestizo beaner face to face. Yes I would prefer the Spanish over Muslims or communist Chinese people, the Semites of Islam and Pakistan are here to out breed us and take our economy from the various European countrymen, they are protected by traitorous laws which is horribly wrong given how they are prioritized over myself or anyone else who is indigenous to these isles by the pathetic parliament.
>The overwhelming majority of niggers and ragheads I've met have been absolutely despicable whereas you might occasionally meet a half-decent mestizo over here.
Talked to more than a handful over the internet in the past but not in person,
>I understand your disgust because I feel it everyday, too.
Then your despise would be threefold if you were to be living within this ruin of a empire. This demonic diversity is doomed to collapse in due time.
>Good. Hopefully, they all freeze to death.
Kek, the snow and ice makes them scared which is why winter has it's benefits since I don't see them around as much and if I do they're barely re**cognizable with all the layers of clothing!
>It's tragic that Ireland went through centuries of Angloid oppression just to be colonized by niggers.
It's a dishonor for my ancestors homeland to be invaded by such countless foreigners at the hands of this Zionist globalization, I respect your dissatisfaction for such a occurrence to Eire. As I know of the Mexican intrusions upon the southern belt and the western coast which is reminiscent of my own country's ignorance to such aliens,
>I'm sorry, Anon. I love vehicles and even made a hobby out of tinkering with them.
As did my father and brother, those methods of transport are uninteresting within my scope of optics since they're practicability is inferior to my feet.
>Just think of all the awesome German and Italian rally cars you could get in Europe.
Don't know much about them in all actuality, the impressiveness of their speed is automated by machinery and the drivers technique. My only knowledge of such automobiles stems from Initial D and a bunch of old Need for Speed games.
>You'll lose your automotive virginity someday and see the light.
The wheel is something I'm apprehensive of taking hand upon, a chariot led by a precious pony is something more appealing towards these peripherals of mine than a hunk of metal. Albeit I am not stubborn towards the necessitous notion of driving a car.
>I guess we all have our treasonous politicians.
Very much indeed! They all work under the rule of (((Them))) and only their rich superiors and founders, the funding is wholly supported by (((Those))) who pay them and give their wages to (((Their))) deception of a profession. As you most probably have some previous acquaintance of information upon.
>I'll say it again, there is nothing more beautiful than the love between a man and a mare!
As you and I both share such wonderful experience, though to a lesser degree of my own, it is blissful to be in company of these female equine companions to the utmost pleasurable extent possible (in my opinion) than the other mammalians.
>I'm sorry for you loss, Anon.
As well as yours. Friend. In literal terms she wasn't mine but I cared more for her than the owner ever did and in return she trusted more than she did the woman.
>These things always seem to rattle us.
It tugs at the deepest of heartstrings with a biting linger that never truly or completely dissipates.
>If I ever trek my way to Colorado, I'll be sure to try some edibles.
Most hashish or dagga cakes make me very paranoid on the psychotic come up but the peak is always better.than the first 2 hours are, it is bewildering to perceive the horrid daemons while under the schizophrenic symptoms of strong cannabis for me.
>I can stay stoned for hours just after smoking some decent bud, so I never really worried too much about edibles.
Not been a large smoker, it's never agreed with me to perform the psychoactive ritual of inhalation due to the loss of the primary chemical constituents.
>Happy belated New Year's, anon. Have a pic of Tree Hugger being lewd as a gift because weed.
Same unto (You) Anon!

Here I am!

>>18860
>This was my poetry, the wine has aged enough that it is ready to be drank which means I'm presently pissed! That and it served as a reminder.Thinking of posting pics of this purple liquor sometime in the future, if any anon is curious to the color or texture or for proof.
I'd be happy to hear and see all about it. I also like your poetry, btw.
>Time passes quickly when you're having fun, that and being in a positive situation makes the days disappear.
Most definitely.
>Yule has come and gone so fast that Imbolc is not so far away now (It's not as exciting as Walpurgisnacht or Beltane) which is keenly optimistic since the return of spring is closer than it may seem.
I hope that the coming Spring brings success to you and yours. I'm doubtful that it'll work out so well for us wretched, bastard mutts in America and our doomed nation.
>...the walls are thin enough that a sledgehammer or explosive would easily make it so that I could do a kool aid man style break in if my neighbors pissed me off enough. Also, I can hear all their conversations and screams through them which is very intrusive upon both my own affairs within this box and theirs.
That's pretty relatable. I lived In an apartment for a eighteen months and I came to deeply resent the couple living above me. I shouldn't admit it publicly, but I savagely beat the little meth head that lived above me. They screamed and stomped constantly at all hours to the point that the insomnia was fucking up my life. I tried being polite and asking them in person to cut it out only to be given empty promises of serenity time and time again. For context, it was a tiny meth manlet with a meth manatee for a """wife""" and their "friendly" pitbull living above me. It was so friendly that it only tried to attack my months old Great Dane puppy twice.
It all stopped after I kicked the shit out of him and started screaming at the top of my lungs that I would fucking walk up stairs and beat them both to death and kill their dog any time they disturbed me. He cowered behind his dope whore the next time we had an argument after one of their meth buddies hit my parked car and drove off. She seemed to be terrified and begged for peace. She tried forcing her emasculated husband to apologize to me for everything, but he just pouted and ran back up stairs like an upset child. He was almost thirty years old at the time, btw. I guess he didn't want to get beat up again in front of the Mrs. She even paid for the body work. I accepted her apology and they ceased their faggotry after that.
They're lucky they weren't cartoon mares or else I would've had to chase them up there and viciously cum in them both with unrelenting vigor as recompense, as would be my Christian right. Think of the wedding massacre from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, but I'm Galahad and rather than storming a castle, I would be storming a series of cartoon horse vaginas with wrathful intent. Not a single sconce would be left unassailed by my longsword.
Tl;Dr I understand your pain. Sorry for ranting.
>This demonic diversity is doomed to collapse in due time.
It will, but where will we be when it does? I think that it's just as much about destroying us as it is to proliferating hostile aliens in our homelands to (((the powers that be))). It won't won't cease after some miraculous societal collapse. They'll still have their shit-skinned golems aping about.
>As I know of the Mexican intrusions upon the southern belt and the western coast which is reminiscent of my own country's ignorance to such aliens...
I don't think it's ignorance. They've been openly invited to invade my country by the leftist Democratic party and their associated corporate, globalist backers. Joe Biden himself once said years ago that it was a great thing that Whites are on the path to becoming a dispossessed minority here in the US. It's a deliberate act of genocide both in my country and in yours. I genuinely wish the best for you and yours.
>As did my father and brother, those methods of transport are uninteresting within my scope of optics since they're practicability is inferior to my feet.
Based and understandable, equestrian Anon.
>The wheel is something I'm apprehensive of taking hand upon, a chariot led by a precious pony is something more appealing towards these peripherals of mine than a hunk of metal.
Based again. If I didn't live in Nowhere's ass end, I'd like to ride a pony from place to place, as I'm wont to do. I didn't mean to tease you. I'm just something of an autismo for anything with an engine. The mechanical mare, y'know?
>As you most probably have some previous acquaintance of information upon.
Yup. I apologize on behalf of America for kikes being so prolific. Truly, I blame the Germans and Slavoids who knowingly carried kikes over here on their backs like scabies.
>In literal terms she wasn't mine but I cared more for her than the owner ever did and in return she trusted more than she did the woman.
That's beautiful in a way, Anon. It's fortunate to have had such a coveted bond.
>but the peak is always better.than the first 2 hours are, it is bewildering to perceive the horrid daemons while under the schizophrenic symptoms of strong cannabis for me.
I actually feel pretty much the same way any time I return from a break. Also, I almost always hate the first half of the high when my tolerance is down. The latter half of it always more enjoyable.

Sorry if I'm hardly coherent. I attended mass this morning with my Old Grand-Dad. In true Catholic tradition, I left disoriented and a little bit sore in the saddle.
Have a good night and may horse pussy forever be with you, Anon.

>>18908
Superior versions of the last pic

>>18908
I thought about replying last night to you but I was too stoned to make a coherent response. I'm on the come up of nutmeg right now, again. I don't like heavy doses of the spice very much, a lower dose gives me a type of stimulation and heightened libido which I can make use of. My eyes go bloodshot after 15 grams of ground nutmeg, it's illegal to take it in a recreational manner but that doesn't concern me otherwise i wouldn't be doing it, same with Amanita Muscaria under the psychoactive substances regulations. It's a bunch of bullshit for these to be classified as such.
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it. I also like your poetry, btw.
Thanks for the attention and appreciation of the situation!
>I hope that the coming Spring brings success to you and yours.
Optimistic hope for future projects is all I have and will need to complete my tasks, winter slows down people since it rains more than snows so they don't like getting wet and trudging through mud puddles. If it were a few degrees colder it would always snow but it isn't, it would be more preferable if it were frozen rather than wet.
>I'm doubtful that it'll work out so well for us wretched, bastard mutts in America and our doomed nation.
Time will tell.
>That's pretty relatable. I lived In an apartment for a eighteen months and I came to deeply resent the couple living above me.
Apartment buildings over here are filled with only the lesser kinds of people, those flats would drive me mental to live any amount of time in.
>I shouldn't admit it publicly, but I savagely beat the little meth head that lived above me.
I've admitted far worse.
>They screamed and stomped constantly at all hours to the point that the insomnia was fucking up my life.
Sleep deprivation is horribly torturous.
>I tried being polite and asking them in person to cut it out only to be given empty promises of serenity time and time again.
They most surely crossed the line of respectability and decided to continue their degeneracy without the least of considerations for yourself.
>It all stopped after I kicked the shit out of him and started screaming at the top of my lungs that I would fucking walk up stairs and beat them both to death and kill their dog any time they disturbed me. He cowered behind his dope whore the next time we had an argument after one of their meth buddies hit my parked car and drove off. She seemed to be terrified and begged for peace. She tried forcing her emasculated husband to apologize to me for everything, but he just pouted and ran back up stairs like an upset child. He was almost thirty years old at the time, btw. I guess he didn't want to get beat up again in front of the Mrs. She even paid for the body work. I accepted her apology and they ceased their faggotry after that.
Cool story boet, kek. Seriously though, he did deserve the punishment and more.
>They're lucky they weren't cartoon mares or else I would've had to chase them up there and viciously cum in them both with unrelenting vigor as recompense, as would be my Christian right.
Amen.
>Think of the wedding massacre from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, but I'm Galahad and rather than storming a castle, I would be storming a series of cartoon horse vaginas with wrathful intent. Not a single sconce would be left unassailed by my longsword.
Had it been me, i would envision myself as Bane from Batman but instead of breaking the bat's back i would be breaking the pony's pussy, while dosed up on my concoction of Venom.
>It will, but where will we be when it does?
Away from the shitty cities.
>I think that it's just as much about destroying us as it is to proliferating hostile aliens in our homelands to (((the powers that be))). It won't won't cease after some miraculous societal collapse. They'll still have their shit-skinned golems aping about.
It's saddening and maddening to exist in such a 'multicultural' waste of a world, the goal is to mix the fair haired and skinned into a more stupid and mongoloid class of breed with less intelligence. The idiotic women and men who give birth to such monstrous abominations are unworthy of my acknowledgement or friendship, they are traitors to their traditions and ancestry for giving the gift of life away to some colored kids. It's widespread around here and my all encompassing desire is the complete termination of the inferiors. We are forced to accept them or else be thrown in the cages of prisons and labeled by authorities as a threat to this diversity.
>It's a deliberate act of genocide both in my country and in yours. I genuinely wish the best for you and yours.
Yes it is. Yet in this so called civilized society most normal's have been conditioned to accept their doom willfully and see these waves of foreigners as their equals through coordinated usage of the education programs for (((their))) systematic inter mixture of the races in order to cause chaos and anarchy, they are diverging the eyes from the focus of western invasion by means of trickery and deceitful lies about the common cold. All a part of the plan, the scheme of a narcissism filled dream.
>Based again. If I didn't live in Nowhere's ass end, I'd like to ride a pony from place to place, as I'm wont to do.
Never would i be able to fulfill such a fantasy in this current place no matter my longing for it.
>Truly, I blame the Germans and Slavoids who knowingly carried kikes over here on their backs like scabies.
It's livid how such secretive groups of disdainful Jews managed to sneak their way in through the changing of their names and other forms of deception.
>That's beautiful in a way, Anon. It's fortunate to have had such a coveted bond.
It was a blessing for me to ever meet such a pretty pony who very much resembled Aryanne in appearance. Blue eyed. blonde Welsh. She was all i ever craved and wished for, despite her cockiness which only made her more lively and wifely.

>Have a good night and may horse pussy forever be with you, Anon.
Thank you. Praise pony pussy, Epona excelsis!

Fairly stoned right now, figured now would be the best time to post my wine from what i referenced in this post >>18860
As well as this Anon's >>18908
>I'd be happy to hear and see all about it.
So Here is my latest batch of wine, i used 1 gram and a half of yeast for a gallon or 5 litres.

The methodology is as follows: In the first >webm (related)Sorry about the camera being sideways anon.I had mixed a bunch of blended fruits with grape and pomegranate juices then placed it all in a dutch pan with 400 grams of raw cane sugar which i boiled until it dissolved, afterwards i waited for it to cool down to 35 degrees Celsius (T. Can't into Fahrenheit) which is what the yeast has to be at too along with the wine mash.
The yeast has to be activated with warm sterile water mixed with a bit of the wine juice or a teaspoon of sugar and left for 15 minutes until it is ready to be introduced into the wine mash. Once that has been done and every bit of yeast is in the mix i moved the wine into the glass bottle via a plastic jug and funnel which i put a airlock on top of the bottle i had put the wine and yeast inside. It took about 3 hours to start bubbling for the carbon release, after around 2 days it speeds up with it's fermentation and a bunch of pink bubbles form at the top of the liquid inside of the fruit skins that have risen to the top of the bottle, then it stays like that until the 8th day which is when it begins to slow down until around 10 or so days. When it is ready to be bottled after there are no more bubbles in the airlock, i use screw lid capped glass bottles that i sterilize with vinegar beforehand to the process then i poured the wine back into the pan from the gallon bottle into a thick filter which looks like a glorified diaper. Then i whisked it with a bakers whisk to release some of the trapped gasses, afterwards i funneled it with the jug again into the bottles which i screwed and placed in a dark cupboard which has no sunlight for a minimum aging of 2 weeks.
There was 4 litres of fruit juice from cartons (1 Welch's purple grape juice, 3 pomegranates, red grapes and blackcurrant juice) and 200 grams of black seedless grapes along with 90 grams of pomegranate seeds with 125 grams of blueberries.
The strength is around 18% and it's evident in the taste of it.

TL;DR
I made some home brewed wine for drinking.

>>1193
I Have Been completely sober for the past 2 months and its a nightmare.

>>19556
This. I feel ur pain fren, Im at 1 month. Except for weed, I still smoke that every couple days

>>19558
I cant, then. Youre braver than I anon, take heart in that

>>19559
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.

I just popped a beer... anyone else joining me?

>>19563
Dick

>>19564
faggot

>>19564
Cesar, get the fuck out of here

>>19563
A Beer? what is this middle school?

>>19567
uh no? I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25

>>19568
Whiskey is where its at. the true Drink of the White man

>>19569
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.

>>19568
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.

>>19555
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.

>>19576
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.

>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.

>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.

I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost

>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.

>>19581
>Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren.
Greetings once again, Dixie Anon.
>It's also good to see you wine come to fruition.
Thanks for the appreciation, for the effort i have put in to get drunk cheaply through patience.
>It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.
Go ahead and do so. If you are curious about the methods, ask away.

>I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet.
It's been months since i was sober from psychoactive drugs for longer than 4 weeks, the winter months seem to make my use of them heavier than the summer as a means of getting through these long nights and rainy days. Never have i cut a tree down before or put up any fences.
>I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall.
That has happened to me before but now i don't get the craving want for various different substances as much like in the past, it's unbearably stressful and enraging when you want a way to get high or drunk but cannot in the current predicament of circumstances.
>Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti.
I enjoy it for it gives me some sense of satisfactory response from another person, there is no need to apologize if you are inebriated.
>I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Been a while since i had Jameson's whisky, whenever i tend to have that one it is usually in some bar or pub.
>Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch.
I know that annoyance where the night is too short to have as much fun as you desire to want because of the approach of the morning sunrise is encroaching.
>See ya next time.
Until then in the future.

I'm on nutmeg right now and i have a dry mouth like i get from THC, the last time i had this was weeks ago since i decided to have a break from it and get more drunken as well as high on a more weekly frequency.
>>19582
>My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
I remember having an alcohol free Heineken bottle of beer that my aunt bought me in one of the Canary islands at around that age but i didn't like it since i knew it had none of the chemical percentages that i enjoyed, so i drank half of it and left it on the table then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.

>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?

>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.

>>19587
> a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness
Could you elaborate on this?
>>19588
Checked and Based

>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.

the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too

Gonna slap the next fish I catch with my penis, AMA.

>>19697
Ever get a blowjob from a fish?

>>19698
The technical term is noodling

>>19698
No, I'll ask the fish it's cool. Consent is key.
>>19700
Actually, that would require that I slather my cock in stink bait, which I wouldn't do since catfish bite.
Will post pics next time when it's not so windy. You will see fish getting smacked in the face by human COCK.

>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle

>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!

Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted

>>19810
how is it? does it taste like tobacco? why did you pick it up?

>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.

>>19812
Do you like it?

>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll

>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy

>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...

For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka

>>19816
That is Very Weird Desu.
>>19818
Didn't go very well i presume?

>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.

>>19821
Chase with pickle juice?

>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail

Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?

>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.

>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.

>>19837
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT Send a whole case my way there anon-coon

guys are hydration pills really the ultimate hangover cure?

>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method

>>19839
I'll ship a barrel of frisky Negro whisky overseas.

>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)

Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.

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Happy 4/20 lads

What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.

>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)

>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.

>>19963
Coca-Cola.

>>19967
Cheers.

>>19963
Salty tears

no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.

What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.

White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.

>>20150
Ponies are not for sexual, anon.

>>20169
This. The sexualization of horses is one fine line away from the sexualization of children. Anon can posture and flaunt his depravity and predatory nature all he wants, wrap it up in all the rationale and pretty metaphors he wants, without changing the fact that he abuses animals and gloats about it.
Seriously, what should be done about an 'adult' who had abused ('came inside' as it was declared) children over 100 times?
>Reeeee, they're not children
Mentally THEY ARE.
This is the natural result of a fandom that tries to one-up eachother with increasingly grotesque depictions and visualizations of sexualization with cartoon mares. Shitposting has it's place, but this has gone way beyond.
Of course, Im sure if subject to a battery of questions anon in this case could be readily determined to have his own mental retardation, such that he is likewise mentally a child.
>So it's okay right? If theyre both mentally children, and neither objects, its fine!
By that logic, is it okay for a 20 year old retard to have sex with a 14 year old if they're okay with it?

>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.

>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.

>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.

A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting

>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.

>>20176
Fair points

I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.

>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.

>>20266
This is the drunk thread faggot.

Finally I am drunk and remembered to post

Smoking some SneedOG

Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.

>>20557
Jews want the white man drunk.

>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.

>>20559
What do you gain when you drink alcohol?

Anyone here ever try DMT?

>>20558
So? A broken clock is right twice a day. Not everything they want you to do is a bad idea.