/sp/ - Football

>>4016
This

I'm pretty baked right now.

A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.

Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>7307
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.

>>7309
That's enough. Put the bottle down...

>>7306
Cheers

>>7337
Cheers, and nice pali

>>7890
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.

>>7890
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional

I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.

how to stop being drunk every day

>>8218
Step 1
Put down the bottle

>>1193
Both.

I'm a filly, dude!

I just dropped 2 hits of acid.

>>8875
Have fun

>>8876
Holy shit man it is kicking in!

>>8780
>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!

And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too

>>8876
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.

>>8885
Drugs are overrated.

>>8878
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?

>>8886
and over priced.

>>8885
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.

Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.

>>9314
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.

>>9316
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.

>>9317
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless

>>9319
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.

I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?

>>9571
That depends on how superficial you are anon

I'm baked

>>9927
This

>>9927
>>9928
420'000 blazeed

>>1193
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?

When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.

Please help me.

>>9941
God I love me some whiskey.

>>9934
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.

Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.

>>9952
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.

Beer is good for you

>>9941
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.

I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.

I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.

>>9968
>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.

>>9969
Maybe. In a few months I might have the money to try it out. Been driving around not drunk, that's only for bars and home looking for places to work or to help me with shit. Found out thrre are some blue collar places west of me. Might apply for a position as an electrician or concrete mixer or something, or maybe privaye aecurity is better just so I can ensure having my current job to fall back on while working night or morning shifts.

But whatever happens I'm still a worthless piece of shit. Being passionate in the field or getting formal education won't protect me from that fact.

Hard lemonade ie nice by the by. Especially when chugged. While reading clop. Near midnight. With work in 7 hours.

Football

I love me some wine.

>>10049
>wine
Nigger plz

Its my birthday, and I'm tying one on goddammit. Xp

>>11658
Happy Birthday Anon!

(You, you\'re a good you)

>>11658
Happy Birthday!

(I like you, but you namefag and thats, well its not forbidden but d\'mon dude)

>>11658
Might not be drunk, but I'm still gonna wish you a happy birthday.

(Oh damn, you\'re that one? hoofbump. /))

>>11658
Happy Birthday Fren

(USER IS BOOPED)

>>11661
Hoofbump, indeed. /)(\\

>>1193
>Alcoholism
Reeeeeeeeeeee.

>>11870
Cry moar. Of all the things you chose to reee about

>>11871
Alcoholism is a pretty good thing to reee about, considering how it destroys people

>>11873
It won't go how you think it will

>>11874
What? I would think that reeeing about alcoholism would go down as, well, a bunch of reeeing sounds

>>11929
>dat pic
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.

lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.

I am bacon

This thread is woefully under appreciated.
>beer intensifies

I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?

>>16130
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.

>>16130
Look at the stars

>>16130
Consume more

>>16133
Done. Now what?

Flying with the fishes right now, AMA.
i'm on Psilocybin and Cannabis

It's a good wombo combo if you combine Cannabis and Psilocybin together you take the weed first then when you feel stoned you take the shrooms and you get a really strong trip it's not as strong as LSD but it is a really strong shroom trip, this is what i have taken as of the moment
I think the Cannabis works together with the Psilocybin and makes this sort of god state where you have sort of radio tuned into the world around you and you sort of know everything and control the world around you, i believe the Aztecs probably used this combination.
When i take this i seem to get what i can only describe as the mama murphy sight from fo4 whatever i see or think comes true or happens in the future, this combo is what seems to have fully unlocked my 'psychic' ability along with a few other occult practices
BTW i haven't hit peak yet.

My saliva gets really thick and i am in control of every muscle.

i seem to be able to understand the mystery of time itself as in i feel as if i exist in both the upper world and below i went through the nether portal and all i see is rainbow swastikas

The moon changes into different shapes if i stare at it long enough.

I guess i'm a rogue astronaut here.
No questions?
Damn, do ya kids not wanna learn how to make a proper nether portal or something?

Well i can start a conversation.
What do you guys think about drug laws?
I haven't tried any true hard drugs because i don't want to become addicted to that nigger shit.
I think psychedelics shouldn't be illegal but drugs with a high dependence shouldn't be allowed because it's very hard to overdose on psychedelics whereas cocaine and meth have a high dependence.
I think Psychedelics are seen as a Taboo in the right is because of a lot of assholes and lefties are on weed or whatever but i think they are essentially mind enhancers that make the mind more powerful
Also I think i have reached peek.

>>16218
I don't want attention but i just feel lonely and wanted to see if anyone wanted to talk with me as well as i was interested to see other peoples opinions and to engage with them in conversation about my state of mind or whatever since i'll talk about pretty much anything right now but if you don't want to talk then that is fine, it'll be okay.

Do you want to ask me something or do you not want to talk because you see me as degenerate?

Also i hand picked the mushrooms because mushrooms are easy to get when you live around wet fields.

>>16219
>drugs
Degenerate nigger.

>>16221
kek didn't mean to step on your drug switch anon.
lol

>>16221
Do you classify everything as evil?
You seem to not want to explore the capability of these, their power is glorious, you can reveal yourself and who you are.

My tarot cards said i would be made a fool of and would be betrayed and i guess they were right.
The monkeys don't talk about how to farm mushrooms in this Minecraft server that's called the Kool Kids (Horsefucker) Klub.

>>16223
>You seem to not want to explore the capability of these, their power is glorious, you can reveal yourself and who you are.
This sounds an awful lot to a homo promoting depravity. Don't you think?

>>16225
No i mean you can see within yourself and into your surroundings and merge yourself into them.

Good night i'm going to sleep.

>>16227
Good night anon.

>>16229
thanks anon <卐3

>>16225
I do not promote degeneracy.
>>16221
What aspect of psychedelia is degenerate in your eyes? If you are not shit posting then elaborate, please.
The experience is mind bending so are you afraid to let go?
For a lot of people Psychedelics are associated with sloth and hysteria, so they are unappealing as most are afraid they won't come back from it or are afraid of what they do not know as they cannot experience the overwhelming power of it without taking it so it seems extremely abstract and vague as it is hard to see something that is hidden in plain sight.

I advocate the use of Psychedelics as they are a key into the world below, to refuse to use a axe to chop wood because someone told you it is dangerous is like deeming Psychedelics as being degenerate because of you have heard about them instead of trying them yourself and is ludicrous because they are a tool that is dangerous if you are dumb in the handling of yourself while under them, just as a axe is 'dangerous' while you are holding it if you are unwise and not careful just as mushrooms are deemed 'dangerous' because those who do not see are afraid of exploration as well as the weak willed are afraid of what they cannot control as they cannot control what they see while under them and is those who believe in control that are the most likely to condemn Psychoactive substances.
Mushrooms containing Psilocybin have been used for thousands of years for mainly spiritual purposes throughout the world, from Ancient tribes in Ireland to the Aztecs, you cannot deny they are a part of history.

>>16237
>What aspect of psychedelia is degenerate in your eyes? If you are not shit posting then elaborate, please.
>posting a fascist meme
This is marxist college American education 101.
Your train of logic about how to engage an anon is so retarded as the creator of job applications and personality tests.
Even a retarded jew can appreciate the subtle structure of the human mind and how responds to ideology and stimuli, you obviously not.
You don't fit here faggot.

>>16237
Say it out loud nigger, you want to promote mind altering drugs.
Do you know where you are?

>>16237
>I advocate the use of Psychedelics as they are a key into the world below
I see.
Did Aleister Crowley teach you that?