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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Lots and lots of shrooms
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Also, per the thread, I'm 2/3 sheets
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>>16243
(You) also get a poner
Let's be clear. Shrooms are different for EVERYONE. Like, one person will have a happy, frolicking with flowers and shit experience, while another will have their limbs lock up and get devoured by giant praying mantises. There is no 'safe' way. U just gotta roll with it.
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>>16245
*and at the same time being completely out of myself.
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>>16245
I appreciate what you are trying to do, but howre you gonna introduce a friend to another friend, and not know one of the friend's name?
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>>16245
>I become one with the world and the world speaks to me in a cryptic yet clear way using my brain as a sort of radio that is fine tuned to everything, animals especially while i am on them.
Two way street of communication or one way, it's all pouring into you?
Clear memories of the experience?
Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a mistake manner? (The problem is I can't do control groups because people are different.)
What sort of psychic abilites have you've tried? Have you ever dabbled in any other magic stuff?
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>>16248
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
Damn auto correct.
Have you felt your over laying soul structure(s)?
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>>16249
Have you? Prove it. In the meantime, realize you hav an audience, one that btw doesnt know wtf ur talking about
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Calm down faggots.
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Another thing is i know if there is a nigger around.
It's like i have a personal nigger alarm.
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>>16251
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
>have you?
>IDK what you're saying
You posted an implicit statement, but when called upon you balked. Are you offering an authoritative position?
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>>16254
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
Oh! Sorry i misread it as:
>Has your abilities increased using the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?

Yeah i 'know' what someone is going to do or say even out of them or what is going to happen in my surroundings but it isn't as clear as when i am on them, i know the exact thing that people are going to do or say when i am on them.
>You posted an implicit statement, but when called upon you balked.
i'm sorry are you referring to me misreading or are you on about something else?
>Are you offering an authoritative position?
I'm not offering a authoritative role because i'm not good at being leader, so feel free to ask whatever.
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>>16256
just to rephrase myself i 'know' what someone is going to say or if their gonna scratch their nose but it only truly works face to face with someone or a animal and i never had anything like this before mushrooms, a couple of things revolving around magic but no true full on knowledge of what is going to happen.
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Goodnight anons.
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>>16258
Night.
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Psychedelics have shown benefits in a few clinical studies, but those aren't something you should fuck around with. Yes they can help some people, but under the wrong circumstances they can really damage a person.
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>>16256
>Indeed. If I remember correctly some shrooms can also have you go on a trip far after a person has taken them. Years later.
You are talking about LSD because mushrooms only stay in you for about 2 weeks, i have never had any hallucinations beyond that point, and it does say some people that have taken LSD have experienced hallucinations years later.
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>>16262
Thank you.
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>>16264
>like DMT and you are being questioned by men in lab coats it is difficult to keep worry out of your head when you are under
Not DMT but LSD creates this sort of perception, DMT sends you somewhere else entirely.
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>>16255
Nigger, I've taken acid and mushrooms more times than you've masturbated. I appreciate that you've had a good experience and all, but you're a little green to be doing an AMA. And you should word things very carefully. I'm sure anons on mlpol arent gonna do anything stupid, but the wrong g thi g said around an impressionable person can set them on a course that's bad. I'm not trying to get you to assume responsibility for other people, but I am trying to impress on you how impressionable people can be, and unless you're ready to act as a guide, I wouldn't go dramatically retelling your experiences. You are of course, free to disagree/disregard
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>>16267
Ah, I get it. You dont care for responsibility, knowledgeability, or any of that tedious 'knowing what you're talking about through experience' nonsense, you just wanna grandstand cuz you had a good trip. Carry on
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>>16269
Lesson #1. Perception of reality =/= experience of reality. Mushrooms are notable for causing feelings and perceptions. Precognition, comprehension of inevitability, ESP and other such things are not uncommon. But they are phenomenal, and neither endemic nor reliably consistent.
Try focusing on what your e experiences taught you, and less on the actual experience. Yes, it was otherworldly and exciting, but the point of it was not to be otherworldly and exciting. Mushrooms are a knowledgeable spirit, and it will teach you things if you let it.
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>>16271
Lesson #2. Dont kiss and tell
Your experience(s) are irrelevant. To wit, they have as much validity as dreams do. Being the dreamer, your dreams are or can be quite significant,... to you. They were not meant for others, else they would be part and parcel to them. They are not evidence, they're just stories, a means to convey an idea,... to you.
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>>16272
>Your experience(s) are irrelevant.
I disagree knowledge should be shared not hidden.
>To wit, they have as much validity as dreams do.
That is due to ignorance and how much someone is willing to listen.
>Being the dreamer, your dreams are or can be quite significant,... to you.
I don't know i have dreams that are usually fantastical, i have never truly had a dream that told me anything important.
>They were not meant for others, else they would be part and parcel to them.
That is expected, it would mean more to someone if i had a crystal ball
>They are not evidence, they're just stories, a means to convey an idea,... to you.
Then why do the things i think about happen later at some point if they are not evidence? Are they just stories if i have proof?
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>>16275
>not telling everyone = secrecy
Theres totally no self aggrandisement in that statement
>I know dreams have meaning and stuff, but thats hard. It's easier to just dose myself.
>Why do you feel mushrooms = more valid
That's precisely my point! Why do you feel they're more valid? Mushrooms are a guide, not a private tutor. They're something to be learned from, not something to be relied/depended on. My dreams tell me everything I need to know.
Protip: dream analysis is identical to creative writing analysis.
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>>16277
If your dreams are a jumbled mess, that doesnt bode well for the state of your mind anon and dismissing dreams as useless is a frivolous and indulgent rationale to avoid taking an honest look. What's more, you're adopting a disposition of immediate gratification versus delayed gratification. No wonder she hasn't introduced herself, you dishonor yourself wilfully. Do as you will, I've made my case.
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I also made sure i remembered that dream for you, so you can be my dream detective.
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Just drunk posting some random music
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>>16523
[YouTube] Steam Powered Giraffe - Hot on the Trail [Embed]
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>>16523
Drunk-posters untie!
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>>16525
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>>16554
I'm back on the same stuff, except this time i had 3 squares and 10 mushrooms with the oil.
This stuff is some of the strongest shit i have ever been able to feel, i can feel pulses going through my nerves as i can feel my whole system of nerves being given energy, it's very peaceful but i know that i am alone which is sort of looming over me because i want to be with Fionn again, there is many things to worry about but i don't give a fuck as i have left that bullshit behind.
I feel almost complete, there is more to be found within myself but i am currently at a turning point to power, i feel whole but not the full loaf of bread yet, the tingling is very pleasurable and i can also feel all the organs of myself, the brain is the most heaviest feeling, it's hard to describe.

I could do an AMA as i am not currently at peak yet.
What do you fags want to know?
Anonymous
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I feel free metaphorically speaking i have a sense of release like i am in tune with my personal radio.
I am experiencing quite a lot of hallucinations, everything looks sort of distorted and melds together, it feels humble and nice.
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r8 my sunday morning sesh
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>>17224
Clean your car anon
8.5/10
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>>17224
Drugs and alcohol. A messy dirty car.
>>>/ub/ faggot.
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Its Hitler's birthday, you know what to do
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Happy 4/20 fagguettes
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>>17288
I don't like baguettes, sir.
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Not exactly drunken on alcohol, chance per say, alternatively high on liberty caps, 6 to be precise about 4 hours ago.
The visuals aren't as intriguing when compared to higher doses of these mushrooms, it's more of a body feeling mixed with dizziness, limbs feel fluent and free opposed to otherwise being sober. The feet aren't as coordinated and a sense of comfortable numbness lingers alongside the sensations, inside my mind I still retain some manners of comprehension but my environment is funnier than it ought or meant to be, ha ha ha. I guess that I'm thinking deeper about recent previous events than regularly.
I've had around 40 of these shrooms a couple weeks ago but this time it isn't as intense, my surroundings appear to glow rather than morph or move like they were a couple trips before, it was bewildering to lay witness upon such strange patterns turning into ambiguous symbols.
Groovy.
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>>18534
On the come down now, drank some black magic tea to revitalize myself.
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>>18534
>>18535
He he he
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
Anonymous
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Drinking a very fine tequila ($60 in mexico, who knows in the us (easily 100/bottle) while making venison OK onion smashburgers (80/20, w/ beef fat) with a 1/4ea blend of Gruyere, Brie, Bleu, and Parmeseano reggie cheese slices
Fresh-baked kaiser rolls, toasted w/ avocado mayo, and
red onions instead of yellow (more robust, to balance venison)
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I've been drunk every time I posted on this site and I'm always drunk. This thread is now my property by right of virtue.
>>18658
Based venison and tequila anon. I hate to admit it, but tequila is my favorite clear liquor and it's superior to vodka. You can actually get really good "tequila" that's just given a generic name since some faggots in Mexico sue anyone who makes blue agave liquor and calls it "tequila". You can find decent stuff for $20 if you look hard enough.
Oh, and ground venison is great for chili. I try go hunting every year and I always cut and season my own venison. Stuff's great when ground and the backstrap and loins are delicious cooking.
>>18544
I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before. Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
t. Stereotypical Texan Anon
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>>18659
STFU lazy-kike-ass proto nigger. Get wasted in peace or gtfo
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>>18660
>pronto nigger
Whiter than you and I have more fun. Fight me, faggot. I have offered something of value to this thread, something you wouldn't understand, "nigger".
You're subhuman and non-white if you can't handle yourself under intoxicants. Suck my cock, pussy.
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>>18659
>I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before.
Typically, they tend to be edible rather than containing the psychedelic psilocybin constituent of the fungus which sprouts from that of sheep shit as opposed to horse crap. I've seen both of them myself from the Bovines and Equines feces by roaming fields in search of the delicacy and mucking out stables or moving mountains of pony fertilizer with pitchforks as well as shovels.
>Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
I wouldn't since they have no value in my eyes and the cleansing is more time consuming than obtaining far more appealing fungi, that and potentially ingesting the byproducts of horse defecation's which could be allowing worm eggs to fester in myself such as tapeworm or red worm.
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>>18662
I should say that I've only seen them in shit a higher altitudes in Texas. I meant, I have specifically seen musacaria on a few rare occasions.
Isn't the standard procedure to bake shrooms for a certain amount of time before ingesting them? Not like I would eat them directly out of livestock shit. I would genuinely appreciate any advice in this regard despite not being a ranch hand anymore.
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>>18661
Ive been ITT since '17 fgt, go fuck yourself about right of virtue, AND with your 'contributions'
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>>18664
Thanks for the educational reply, Anon.
>From a stable hand to ex ranch hand, I hope you understand what grows out of the land
From one former agricultural worker to another, I wish I did, too. I definitely wasn't trained by the best. I've sheered sheep before, but I never came across obvious Musacaria, Ironically.
>>18667
No ones cares about you autistic flex. As I've told you before; suck my cock.
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>>18668
And no one wants to hear your megalomaniacal bullshit. You can clearly post without being a faggot sometimes, I just wonder why you opt to faggot post at interval
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>megalomaniacal bullshit.
You mean blatant sarcasm? I assume you're referring to me jokingly saying this is my thread by right of virtue. Learn to recognize sarcasm or remain a belligerent faggot.
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>>18672
>megalomaniacal
>implying "mad with power"
>implying power
>On a Mongolian animal-husbandry forum
Lmao, wtf are you even talking about?
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>>18680
Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
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>>18680
Clearly, I tyrannically hold a great amount of power over Anon. I mean, just look at how ass-blasted he is by me saying the most innocuous thing.
>>18681
>Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
I'm trying to "act"? Act like what? Finish your statement and stop talking like a stupid nigger. You're not the autistic version of Patrick Swayze in horsefucker Road House. Better yet, maybe (You) should lay off the intoxicants since it's obviously having deleterious effect on (You), wigger.
>>18685
Thanks for the links, Anon. I didn't even know there was a wiki for this stuff. Then again, I've only ever had a passing interest in psychedelics.
>Sheep
I haven't sheared sheep too many times, but I was always doing it in West Texas or New Mexico. Both of which are very arid. Maybe that's part of it. All I know for sure is that some of them winked at me.
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>>18710
Horse bride.
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>>18711
>Marriage to a marvelous mare
Donec mors nos ex parte.
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>pics
What a collection of hot mares.
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>>18715
Hotter than brimstone and lava, like the infernos of hell. A horses pussy burns on and on in the hotness of estrus.
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Some say you should never love a Horse Girl, as you will always be her third love at best after her daddy's money and her pets in that order.
The only kind of horse girl I'm interested in has hooves and is at least 50% nonhuman.
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>>18734
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>>18734
Close, needed one more > and a /
>>>/ub/4034 →
Bit youre not wrong about government regulations. They enacted those regulations "because they care about ensuring a safe work" yeah yeah, no one buys it. The regulations are in place because major corporations have been docked for having made MUCH WORSE violations, and in response lobbied for regulations that only larger corporations can afford to implement or operate under. I suppose I shoulda thrown a few ((()))'s in there, but you already know so.
Only real way around it afaik is to deal only in cash and by contract, but even that has its limits
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Women are stupid
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>>18752
>there is still a sliver of good in OSHA
whut
Have you talked to former OSHA employees? Have you seen what they are doing now? They always have been a weapon of destruction to demoralize businesses and keep fresh new businesses from even starting. OSHA is much more worse than the IRS.
I have friends who were visited by the IRS who was trying to claim they owed taxes because their deductions were too high. They show trash bags of receipts and are left alone. OSHA though?
Most businesses leave something simple out, like a garden hose uncoiled in the parking lot just so the OSHA guy will find that "small" thing right off and leave. Otherwise they hunt and hunt and hunt until they find something not quite perfect and suck your business bottom line right out from under you.

"OSHA has a shred of good" my ass.
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