Our new leader Derpy of the House of Hooves has begun her long and glorious reign. Whether you are one of her advisors, a foreign diplomat, a corporate lobbyist, the leader of a grassroots movement or a peasant with a silly question, visit Canterlot Castle and seek her majesty's royal counsel.
(So yeah basically you ask a question on an aspect of Equestrian policy and I'll invent a response from Derpy on the issue. Big or small, bring it all, just remember that she's Derpy so you can never know just what to expect.)
/sp/ - Football
Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever
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What is the high and mighty Princess of Mail and Muffins' thoughts on the current ongoing occupation of the Crystal Empire by an Equestrian-allied puppet government?
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>>25047
Thank you!
>>25048
A tax on tips would discourage citizens from teaching one another, leading to increased hyperspecialization which decreases the county's resiliency. We have no plans to implement such a tax.
>>25055
We're billing DeWalt!
>>25056
Of course it's a puppet government! OUR puppet government! Good for us.
Thank you!
>>25048
A tax on tips would discourage citizens from teaching one another, leading to increased hyperspecialization which decreases the county's resiliency. We have no plans to implement such a tax.
>>25055
We're billing DeWalt!
>>25056
Of course it's a puppet government! OUR puppet government! Good for us.
>>25057
Bweheheheheheh! That was the Twilot scepter! Who knows what chaos will be unleashed by way of this!
Bweheheheheheh! That was the Twilot scepter! Who knows what chaos will be unleashed by way of this!
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Anonymous
No.25075
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Anonymous
No.25149
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>>25076
By the time you get the words out, the guards have already dragged you out of earshot.
>>25089
Derpy's mane almost appears to twitch.
Derpy: I am not familiar with the term "Human".
A guard glares at you.
Derpy [to guard]: have him taken in for questioning
(This does have me wondering: what does happen if you name-drop something top-secret in front of a head of state anyway?)
By the time you get the words out, the guards have already dragged you out of earshot.
>>25089
Derpy's mane almost appears to twitch.
Derpy: I am not familiar with the term "Human".
A guard glares at you.
Derpy [to guard]: have him taken in for questioning
(This does have me wondering: what does happen if you name-drop something top-secret in front of a head of state anyway?)
Anonymous
No.25306
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OP here. I started this thread as a bit of a writing exercise for myself and honestly? Derpy is a harder character to write than I thought. Derpy never seemed that dumb to me, just odd. Anyways, I'm about to not have access to a computer for an unknown length of time and idk if phoneposting is allowed, so I'm handing the thread off to whoever wants to take it over. Yes, that means YOU! Respond as Derpy to other anons' whackiness and have fun.