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Fluffy Pony Abuse Thread
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Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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Go ahead, I would be in favor of it. I remember it being a pretty hilarious and fun bit of autism and I would like seeing it revived if people are interested. Here are some resources if you want to immerse yourself in it and get a feel for it.

Oh yeah, a few other things I remembered:

>fluffies' favorite food is spaghetti with marinara sauce, which they call "sketties". they are also commonly fed a kibble type food which they don't like as much. Fluffies who are used to eating sketties will often be upset at being served kibble and will shit on the floor by way of protest.
>feral fluffies usually feed on garbage, grass, and whatever else they can forage (which is usually not much since they are incredibly stupid). They are often shown starving and freezing in dark alleys, whining about how they wish they had sketties to eat.
>some cities place feeding machines in places where the feral population is large. the machines offer "sketties" to the fluffy in exchange for a "babbeh". The baby is dropped into a chute, "something" happens, and spaghetti comes out. It's used as a rather creative and cost-effective population control measure. Some fluffies seem to understand that they are killing their babies in exchange for food, and eschew the machines, although since fluffies are stupid and therefore frequently desperate for food, they usually end up using them regardless. A mother sacrificing her least favorite baby to feed the others is a common trope, as is a smarty taking babies from the herd in order to feed itself. Sometimes the machines are booby-trapped to kill the fluffy as well as the baby.
>fluffies who have had their legs removed are often referred to as "pillow-fluffs."
>fluffy breeders will sometimes designate a fluffy dam as a "milkbag," which means removing the legs and using her to nurse large numbers of babies until eventually she runs out of milk and is disposed of.
>male fluffies, particularly smarties, are generally very nasty creatures. They will fuck just about anything, which sometimes will include taking an unwanted baby discarded by its mother and using it as an "enfie babbeh." This means exactly what you think it does.
>people who take in fluffies as pets usually get tired of the continuous care the creatures need, and the general ingratitude they display. the "nicer" colored fluffies are generally a little better behaved, but the "bad" colored ones will almost invariably be insufferable little shits. Owners who keep these as pets usually end up getting frustrated with them, and this is a common setup for abuse stories.
>baby fluffies do not initially speak, and can only make a chirping sound. lore varies between stories, but usually it's assumed that the babies begin to speak after a few days.
>some outlets that breed and sell pet fluffies come up with creative marketing methods. A popular and bizarre method is the "foal in a can," which consists of, well, a foal in a can. A baby fluffy is packaged into a can with a feeding tube in its mouth connected to a supply of milk, and another tube in its anus for waste disposal. The foals-in-cans are extremely cheap and the colors are a "surprise." Yes, this is a real thing that people actually write stories and comics about.

Holy shit I forgot how autistic some of this was lmao.
Thank you. I'm no longer in the mood to write tonight, but I'll certainly give it a go when I have time and feel up to it.
>You're sitting on the side of the road, bored out of your goddamn skull.
>Being homeless was never advertised as being so fucking dull, you thought the life of a drifter would at least be mildly exciting.
>But nope, you just sit here on the curb with your shitty cardboard sign, begging for money.
>Could be worse, at least.
>"Nyu daddeh!"
>You take that back.
>There's a reason you normally don't stay in one place that long, and it's because of the filthy shitrats.
>You lightly kick the abomination away with your foot.
>It stops moving.
>A thin trickle of blood flows out of its nose.
>Huh, interesting.
>They're that fragile?
>"Yo! Tom!"
>You sit down on your filthy sleeping bag, a grocery bag over your shoulder shiddering in your grasp.
"I wasn't able to get us any booze tonight, but I think I may have found something better."
>You take out a few latex gloves you pilfered from the hospital and undo the ties on your bag.
>You gently lift up your target.
>You don't want to hurt it, not yet.
>You set it down in the palm of your hand, and it immediately shits all over your glove.
>Thank god you had some foresight.
>Your friend watches curiously as you wrap your fingers around the tiny mass.
>It begins to chirp, clearly not happy with the arrangement.
>Only its head is exposed now.
>You point to your pack.
"Gloves are in there. Whoever can flick the furthest gets wine on the other."
>"Flick what?"
>You grin and pose like a character from one of those animes.
>You hold out your fist and flick the head.
>It disconnects from the spine almost immediately, flying a good ten feet and trailing blood through the air as it goes.
>The body in your hand goes limp, and you toss it aside.
>"Shit man, finally something fun to do! You're on!"
>The battle is hard fought.
>Your friend proves to be worthy competition, flicking the fuckers a few inches than your last attempt every time.
>Finally, you're down to one last one.
>It's an adult, which isn't good.
>Slightly higher bone density and a heavier head, and your friend is leading.
>You wind up your flick and pray to Kek, Allah, the flying spaghetti monster, whatever.
>The thing smiles in its final moments with your finger coming towards it, you had promised it sketties to get it to cooperate. As you obliterate its spine, a beautiful red mist of blood catches the setting sun just right, a rainbow forming in the head's wake as it bounces three inches past your friend's best attempt.
>He sighs, and the two of you dhake your shit-coated gloved hands.
>You're looking forward to that wine tomorrow, but your friend ends up getting murdered by a group of fluffy activists on his way back to his bridge.
>With tears in your eyes, you take the fifteen dollars off of his bloodied corpse and walk into a convenience store.
>While you're checking out with the bottle of wine, you spot a five dollar stiletto behind plexiglass...
Should I continue?
This thread is embarrassing and I don't understand it.

Chechen beheadings have more entertainment value, this is just gay.
Fluffy abuse only really appeals to 5edgy3me folks
Fluffy Ponies represent the worst of humanity: Dumb blame-shifting selfish animals who only care about their own pleasure and make terrible parents.
They do now.
One guy designed Fluffy Ponies to be this obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue race engineered by "Hasbio", and the backlash against that baby-talk bullshit came in the form of people making his fantasy "Realistic". The creatures bio-engineered to shit as little as possible and only eat kibble end up shitting like mad when exposed to real food, etc.
Found one
If you don't like it, why not just fuck off and stop posting?
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>all the butthurt posters in this thread
>several of them mods
ironic, the reason /mlpol/ was so nice when it was on 4chan (for me) was that the ponies drove out all the sensitive /pol/ faggots with fragile tushies who couldn't stand a couple cute ponies, and post quality increased dramatically. Except now it's more like the meanie /pol/ posters are fracturing the fannies of the pony posters who can't stand a couple cute rekt ponies, quite lmao if do I say so myself.
Not to mention the fact that these aren't even OG poners, they're retarded genetic abominations that carry diseases and turn city sidewalks into a mess of shit and piss. I have no idea why this thread has been getting a bad rap since the beginning.
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Hey, I’m a mod and I think this shit is hilarious.
>I think this shit is hilarious.
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Does this mean that fluffy abuse is Football?
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It's the only logical explanation, Sugarcube.
>fluffy abuse
Delet that.
Relax, Fluffle Puff isn't a shitrat.
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Hi my name is cindy the kitty and i love fluffy abuse
Based Cindy
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Absolutely! for a long time, these unfinished, unwanted byproducts of futa pregnancies or failed magic spells have been used in soccer/football, rugby or golf and a few other sports, but also in medecine and spells research or food for actually fine animals like dogs, cats, or dragons.
Oh hey, there you are. I've always kind of wanted a sequel to your anonfilly story, it was a fucking ride bro.
I really need to find some time back and write things again, that's quite relaxing i admit.

fuck it i'm gonna do that nao if I get ideas.

mmmmmmm... me likey, good wank
Notice me sora
i demand moar
>be me
>playing casual fluffies
>basically a fluffy simulator, can hugbox but plenty of tools for abuse.
>Decide to make some experiments
>Create a fuckhuge laboratory
>Spawn two breeding pairs in
>Experiment 1: Adoptive foals?
>Get both mares knocked up
>Both give birth around same time
>As foals are born I swap them with the mothers
>Mothers refuse to nurse any of the babies, kicking them away and oftentimes crushing them.
>Those that don't die outright from getting kicked away starve to death.
>Both mothers depressed from loss of litter.
>Experiment 1 end.
>Experiment 2: Cannibalism by desperation.
>Create different segments of the labratory, a few different holding cells for the fluffs, and a meatcage where deceased fluffies are butchered in preparation for the experiment.
>Spawn a couple fluffies. Luck of luck one of them is an alicorn.
>Decide to make fluffies' irrational fear of "munstah fwuffies" completely rational.
>Put her in a separate cell with no food
>She cries out for daddeh to give her nummehs.
>Her cries go unanswered.
>She is on the brink of starvation and I drop a couple dismembered fluffie parts into her cage.
>She cries out "am sowwie huhuhu" as she forces the mangled fluffie flesh down her throat, gagging all the while.
>Finishes it all, still hungry.
>Fine by me
>Drop an entire fluffie's worth of bodyparts in there. She still doesn't want to eat it, and only eats it once she gets really, really hungry.
>Eventually though she starts eating more of it, and sooner than before.
>Now instead of sobbing and gagging as she cannibalizes, she comments about how good "tummy sketties" and "head ketties" are.
>Experiment end.
>Research note: It seems that fluffies, after eating enough of their own get desensitized to cannibalism, and eventually relish the exotic meal.
>Experiment 3: Reluctant infanticidal cannibalism.
>In another holding cell, place a breeding pair of fluffies.
>After going through the regular courtships of saying "nyu fwend" "hi" and "hi best fwend" 12 dozen times they copulate.
>Female is immediately impregnated, father is placed in another cell.
>Mother eventually gives "biggest poopies" and gives birth to a litter of 3, one of which was stillborn.
>Remove kibble trough.
>Mother cries out for nourishment and is barely able to produce enough milk to keep her two foals alive.
>Eventually out of desperation, she chokes down her stillborn foal just to live a little longer to feed her foals.
>Expect her to then sacrifice one of her foals to be able to feed the other.
>She starves to death refusing to hurt her still living foals.
>Both foals die of starvation. All three are chucked into the meat cage.
>Experiment end.
>Research note: It appears that fluffies that have not yet underwent the process of transitioning to voluntary cannibalism via repeated desperate acts. (Henceforth coined "Wendigo Psychosis" for brevity) are extremely reluctant to eat a still living fluffy, even when faced with the context of a starving mother with foals.
>Experiment 4: Raising of foals by Wendigo Mothers.
>Recall in a few previous playthroughs that rapist stallions will temporarily ignore the fact that a mare may be a "munstah fwuffy" and still get their "special huggies" one way or another.
>Spawn a dozen or so fluffies outside the lab to exist as a feral herd. Pick out a few males and isolate them.
>One male yells and demands that the "dummeh mares come out and give special huggies"
>Subject picked up and placed in the Wendigo's cell.
>As expected, the stallion rushes over to the mare, completely ignoring the fact she's an alicorn and proceeds to give bad enfies.
>Immediately after the climax he realizes what his mate was exactly and screamed, running from his rape victim and soon to be devourer.
>Wendigo mare proceeds to rip apart her rapist in a predatory manner, and messily devours his entire carcass.
>Place food trough full of fluffie hamburger in cell and await "biggest poopies"
>She gives birth to a healthy litter, and appears not interested in eating them due to the presence of food already available.
>Remove food trough
>Alarmingly quickly she begins devouring one of her foals, saying "look pwetty, taste pwetty"
>Place the food trough back.
>She lets her remaining foals nurse her while she eats from the trough.
>Once they are weaned I place one of her foals in a separate cell with another mare.
>Theres a food trough there full of kibble, so the foal shouldn't starve.
>The foal is preying upon the now screeing and cowering mare, completely ignoring the kibble.
>holy shit, wendigo psychosis is hereditary.
>Experiment end.
>Research note: It appears that mares afflicted with Wendigo Psychosis will cannibalize their offspring, but only in the absence of already present fluffy meat. Additionally it has been discovered that WP is not only caused by repeated instances of cannibalism, but is also inherited from the mother. Additional research may take place to see if WP can be inherited from a paternal source.
>Experiment 5: Exposure of multiple Wendigos to a feral population.
>Allow the surviving offspring of the prime Wendigo to reach full maturity
>Conduct verification tests to verify the presence of Wendigo psychosis
>Pluck a few fluffies from the herd and place them into each of the cells.
>All are messily killed and eaten.
>Fucking Fluffasic Park
>Begin transplanting the Wendigos into the feral herd.
>Immediately they ignore the various wild growing flowers, fruits, and mushrooms on the ground and start sinking their teeth into the nearest ferals.
>Several are killed and eaten in the span of minutes.
>Wendigo Prime corners a foal, begging for no moe huwties.
>She ignores the pleas and kills it.
>Before she could devour it though her son comes up behind her and starts attacking her.
>She screes and is unable to move.
>Try to break up the fight to preserve the specimens, but am took late, she's already been beheaded.
>Damn, what a loss for science.
>The violence dies down. The herd is effectively destroyed, the surviving members and the Wendigo hunters too spread out to interact with eachother.
>Experiment end
>Research Notes: It now appears that even in the presence of available meat there is still a chance that a wendigo will prefer to kill and eat an already living target, including other wendigos. Additionally the abundant presence of wild growing foodstuffs being ignored completely by the wendigos further confirms their preference for flesh. Additional research must take place to determine if they will be content with an herbivorous diet in lieu of prey.
>Experiment 6: Hereditary tests
>Place stallions in isolation separate from females
>Wait several minutes.
>Finally some of the studs cant take it anymore and begin crying out, demanding special huggies.
>Pick one and place it in a cell with disassembled fluffies.
>After several minutes the stallion forgets about his libido and begins crying out for nummies.
>Eventually the stallion begins choking down fluffy flesh.
>It cries and gags and only eats when its desperately starving.
>Soon the process of Wendigo Psychosis comes to its climax
>Stallion is now enjoying fluffy meat and has gained predatory instincts typical for a WP inflicted fluffy.
>Fluffy's libido returns
>Place the Wendigo in a cell with a female.
>Remove the wendigo before its predatory instincts kick in.
>Await the litter.
>Mummah gets biggest poopies.
>Wait for infants to be weaned.
>Not one shows a sign of WP
>End Experiment
>Research Notes: The hypothesis of WP being hereditary through both the maternal and paternal line has been disproved. >WP is now proven to be only inherited from a Wendigo mother.
>Experiment 7: Attempts to cure Wendigo Psychosis
>Remove Wendigo from its steel room, place into a confined grass floor cell.
>Hypothesis: It may be possible to cure WP by undergoing its steps in reverse. I.E force feeding a Wendigo an herbivorous diet.
>Place bowl of spaghetti in cell in an attempt to further entice the Wendigo
>Wendigo outright refuses "Dummeh food" and futilely tries to find away out of the fenced off area.
>Constantly complains "nu dummehs hewe, fwuffie wan find dummehs for num"
>This goes on for hours.
>End Experiment
>Research Notes: It appears Wendigo Psychosis is an incurable mental illness with current tools available. Perhaps in a future update tasers will be added for potential resets.
Personal Notes: It may be tempting to try to intentionally breed Wendigo fluffies to introduce them to feral populations to act as natural exterminators. However current tests have only been performed with fluffies, no animals were available for testing. While it would be foolhardy to suggest that they would be able to harm any wild animal with more natural defenses than a snail, it is possible they may find certain native species in their infant stage vulnerable enough to "num" The last thing we need is to add on to what is already an ecological disaster by having these shitrats try to eat everything weaker than them into extinction.
I've gone insane.
During one of my experiments i saw that the feral fluffy herd had grown out of control and I was getting 5 frames per second. It was just too choppy for me to manually kill them all but I had an idea. I replaced all of the ground with metal floors so that they couldn't eat. Thus starved they were forced to resort to cannibalism. This resulted in a huge amount of wendigos being created, which only hastened the demise of the entire population. At the very end there was only one little fluttershy lookin fluff left, the last one standing. I decided to reward him by building him a pyramid temple in the midst of the blood and shit filled rusting landscape. To the right of the pyramid is his personal harem/farm where the mares produce his offspring for his consumption. it also doubles as his sewage system.
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Are ya done?
booru is dead. long live the booru

new site is on https://fluffycommunity.com

Also some pastebin
Instead of trying to start threads on /trash/ and /b/ all the time and having them deleted, why not use this one? It's literally been up since 2017, it's not going anywhere.
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Frenly reminder, Fluffy Ponies are just Yukkuri ripoffs who shit themselves and get tortured. There really is nothing new under the sun.

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