/sp/ - Football

Hello Zald

Cool drawings.

What?

and some old.
i am flying now a bit around here and search for more targets to land on.

Wut?

I wish I put half as much effort into my responsibilities as you did to make those pics...

>>7475
It's just the same bad picture edited onto different premade images of ponies in a suitable pose.

>>7463
I thought your oc was female tho

This is autism

What the actual fuck

>>7484
testone made out of a bit wire.
i build it now bigger for use as a big light for the car,
and a even bigger one for use as a laptop powerer.
itz easy to build and cheap.

>>7479
itz kinda MandelaEffect

>>7486
>>7485
This just raises more questions.

>>7463
>FreeEnergyBattery
>>7485
>>7486

Step by step instruction or go back to bad OC art.

>>7488
did something say "bad OC art"?

>>7489
I liked one of your oc vagene pics in the porn thread, post more

>>7491
So how is it made, the free energy device?

>>7492
it's a shitpost m8
surprised it hasn't been moved to >>>/sp/

>>7488
>>7484
>>7492
>>7493
the one i mention here is this one.
when itz in work, energy goes over days down. when its unuse, energy goes high over hours.
it also act strange.
to build it easy, i build 14 giantblobs, enough for light. need only more blobmaterial.
i test the energy output more with this one. speaker, lighter, circuits etc.
the funny thing is, nothing happen with it in use. maybe a reaction is there when its more energy.

new BlobBattery cell.

because reasons use i this stuff as BlobMaterial ==>
>VegetableOil
>Dirt
>Sugar
>>>until its perfect slimy
its cheap. only admins on some minecraftserver hate the dirt part and ban always. fuckn faggots

>>7490
ok

>>7490
i have a whole museum of it

>>7496
Isn't this the same as attaching a bunch of potatoes together?
How long does it last?
And what is the slime to metal ratio, the sticky stuff in your pik I assume to be the slime?
and most importantly why use this method instead of something easier like a machine that powers itself

>>7499

>Isn't this the same as attaching a bunch of potatoes together?
no. in potatoes is water, this makes electrolysis and kills metal.
>How long does it last?
because refill when unuse, until radiation makes it disappear.
on the other side, i dont know how long it output until 0.
still waiting. since weeks
>And what is the slime to metal ratio, the sticky stuff in your pik I assume to be the slime?
it looks like it dont matter. i test a bit, even distance dont matter [i dont test it in KiloMeters]. maybe SlimeCable are better as normall wire, this whould be funny.
only important thing, slime has to contact the 2 metals,
but the metals not.
>and most importantly why use this method instead of something easier like a machine that powers itself
was building one, half done. but humans steal my stuff to build it finish so i decide this cheaper one.

>>7500
I had plans for making one of such machines, it's easy when you think about it, you only need Output > Input²
>Potatoes is water
Didn't think about it, yes.

I will look into making some of this stuff this week, I want to test it.

damn i love this shit
have something here ever fly with wingboner?
my favourite.

>>7503
Ew don't hump those crap drawings of mine, you'll get draw-aids

>>7504
you dont want to know what you get

>>7505
Oh please do tell.
What brings you to this parts anyways?

>>7508
*Gasp*
I have a gif just like that but no way I'm posting my face
B-but I already have autism!

While I will acknowledge that you do in fact produce Original content (although of ...questionable benefit) it makes me wonder if you are able or plan to provide anything but these kind of molestacious photoshop edits along with your namefagging.

>>7511
Come on, this guy is interesting!
https://youtu.be/V3oYeLeQR1s
I mean, look at this stuff

woho i made it in the PTS with my sport
https://youtu.be/lHoVczbgc5M?t=21m40s
#FlankLanding
but what the fuck is a Brixxi

>>7463
oh shit nigger what are you doing

WHAT IS THIS MEME

I DONT FUCKING GET IT

>>7518
some faggot trying to force a meme

>>7520
needs more swastikas

>>7521
This
>>7520
Pls assimilate your autism.

>>7518
Some guy memeing his sparkledog OC it seems.

>>7524
>>7525
Hello again also please leave

>>7525
Comedy = tragedy + time

This meme is forced, therefore a tragedy, but it is posted over a long time. Does this make it humorous yet? I’m not feeling it.

https://youtu.be/CUFsyR9LbQs

>>7528
I do have to admire your persistence, now if you could put that persistence into something a bit more useful...
>>7529
I stared into the void... and saw the quality of your memes stare back.

woho science
my favourite game /)^3^(\\

>>7533
nice to hear i made someone laught :D
laughing is healthy and i can laught about self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zavFqaopURs
also love self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW4drBekvOk

because i get ask how i made that in detail

just ask kids or minecrafter when you are unable to build it.

VERY IMPORTANT!
i research something very, very important on it.
==>
i can only load single cells with my BlobEnergy.
i try a 9VoltBlock [NiMH] and it onyl refresh to 1,2Volt. that is the amount of one cell in the block.
still takes some seconds, after that even hours dont makes a difference.
...nah, my Blobbattery goes empty and i have to wait a minute for SelfRecharge...
but i hope you fucks know what i mean.
also, sme images for the symbols.
.....oh, and the amounts on the CraftingImages [Crafting_Blob] are VisibleAmounts. Volumen. Size.
^^ i think i change the values a bit later when i find better conditions.
just keep it slimey and a bit dry[makes it more easy to build but you get less Voltage]

+ i found 3 types of energy going through cable and have voltage. humans use one of them.
EXCITING
and yes, everyone can build and cell the product.
invention is for everyone. damn i hate BadHumans...
whatever. makeing the world a better place, i guess^^

here now the better blob.
i hope you enjoy it, write questions and thinkings.
but i think thats most easy^^

woho landings

>>124812
what why
have you done it? craft it? sell it with overprice to badones?
EXCITING

>>7536
I for one have grown fond of the night-vision green pony

>>7551
nice :D

the BadOnes from the islam will bann the ponyporn. forever.
you have to marry a fuckn woman and must betray youre waifu.

dont get me wrong, islam is cool. but the BadOnes under they >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J04Ej1DYO4o
we have also war here in germany >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKRz7hrRMUE
i will be fight for my fuckn boner and youre fuckn waifu
Ω
https://pastebin.com/fSrLZEAQ

yay i get 1,13Rubel /)^3^(\\
thats already a pencil. thanks!
also, some images.

battery still working here, make some more test the days^^

mah' money >
https://explore.burst.cryptoguru.org/account/12486717403681974609
adress >
[BURST-FUCK-CAWL-PCXH-CVFLU]

>>7555
Hey m8, how do we harness gravity?

This is the most autistic thread I have ever seen.
On any chan.

well done OP.

damn, what a great holiday :D
>>7556
i draw some stuff for it the days.
...i mean, it is easy, you just pump energy in matter to mirror gravity, but the HOW is the hard question. with more as 1 answer bdw. sooooo yeah. just wait some days^^
>>7557
thx :D

>>7463
Nikola Tesla died in Poverty and misery just u know.

to be honest this thread is terrible and i am embarrased that it is still up, yet alone on the front page of the main board.

OP is all but wasting his time doing shops for his OC when he could be making art for the site. No one besides OP will save or repost any of the material here. This is the absolute form of public OC jerking.

>>7560
The problem is that because of slowness and board size these kind of threads can survive. Nothing we can directly do about it, and it would debatingly be an overreach of mod powers to b& this thread,

>>7561
>>7560
Both of you relax this goy seems alright.

>>7561
>>7562

I am not saying this stuff is banworthy and i will admit that the OP is as far as i can tell making original content, but it would be a lie to say this /sp/ tier content is very desireable or adds much to the board.

its been 3 months and i dont think i have ever seen anything from this thread reposted anywhere. this is a sad display of a circlejerk for OPs wasted potential.

>>7563
What I'm more referring to is that on a fast board with a small catalog this would already be archived. Since the size and slowness are both large, this thread will naturally stay up.

>>7559
i know. i am already banned mostly everywhere. one last station of mine here.
>>7560
you forget science xq
>>7563
>banworth
TRIGGERED
fuckn censors everywhere .-.
>wasted potential
haha funny i invent everything and noone cares anymore WHEN i post how that stuff work. THAT makes sad. soooooo i decide to have fun for some days and continue my research when aima feeling better.
and aima starting to feeling better.
humans makes normally sick.
>>7564
>archived
i hope. some fucking good moments and fun in my live should remain.
sadly ==>
most"humans" = "≠"
"≠" = negativ, DifferentInfo, wrong;
soooooo yeah. thread still exist. interesting!

>>7560
That's not true, see >>7551 and >pic related
I'd do more except I need a higher res version that I don't have to crop from an existing picture. Desu, its a great theme to raid/spam other boards with.
>>7565
>ahem

>>132320
>to raid with

Does that effectively mean we have a resident mad scientist providing us weaponry?

>>7566
>Desu, its a great theme to raid/spam other boards with.
That's not a bad idea, honestly.

>>7567
You replied to the wrong post, me thinks.

I think much like Alantutorial played a sick character in metafiction, our lovable retard here is practicing for writing a character with schizoprasia.

>>7565
I like to know how the stuff that you talk about works.

bump

ladida~
need a bit time for the question, i want to explain sense of energy, some ways to create and use it.
the important ones.
lesson one^^ i also work on a comic.
blablablaWORK AAAAAAAAA >coffee

>>7572
Coffee > Work

>>7572
I would really love a machine like siri, but instead of answering questions, it randomly shitposts in your style with semi-coherent statements

i saw thread gets moved o.0
ehm ok.
also new sport. NiceRapeing!

aima on invention, a week maybe and i post here big text and aswers.
woho excitingnium!

yeah that are some, i read now thread and answer after eating... CHEESE

first image something about our politics.
second one, basics in working with energy.
third one, something for your head! :D
next one, what i am building
last one, landing on myself

woho strange BlobBattery test >
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313207157917220866/434413194203627520/LoadingAcidenergyWithBlobenergyAndMakeAcidenergyEmpty.mkv
...damn i love cheese. here some answering >

>>7556
stacking ampere. i show in image how it works.
now you just wrap the cables around one coil and puls it in same time.
...you work with RemainingEnergy, dont derive it away .-.
best is when you keep the voltage small, ca 10 or 100 volt. that will make it more easy to shield it.
...another method is, rubbing balloon on youre head until hair goes upwards XD

>>7567
stacking ampere. now wire cable around magnet. now make AluminiumFoil around it and stick a pipe in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIhh32URRM

>>7570
still mandela >.<
devide self = schizophrenic
multiplicate self = cloning
i use time itself, thats reason why it has something todo with MandelaEffect

>>7574
i work on a cyborg sooooo yeah. have some experience in glitch. here what i know and test ==>
you have 2 buttons and klick them in same time.
when 2 makes a "On" signal, dont use it.
when 1 makes a "On" signal, use it because congrats. you found the glitch.
[works everywhere, test it in minecraft, some programms and here.]
...rest is useing gears with words and stacking them to a sense...

>>7673
That seems a lot like a makeshift antenna.

>rest is useing gears with words and stacking them to a sense…
Just modify a Roomba, it's a shitposting machine.

have problems >.>

>>7858
Sorry to hear about your problems Luziferino.
If it is the money problems (owed to state and other entities) you could try to file for personal bankruptcy (all depth erased, but you can't save money, buy house or similar for a given amount of years).
Another option, I assume Germany has this rule, is to get all debt put on hold (no interest). Then because you have a minimum that the state have declared that you need to each month to live, you can get a payment-plan that is not allowed to dip into that minimum amount.
If it is student loans and you don't have any income to speak of you can probably put it on hold indefinitely (with no interests) or get it deleted all together.

first image is howto use capacitors or batterys together with my one to supply some systems.
4th one is a game i think of XD kinda cookiecklicker. but stranger and funny.
last one...
...funny story from my live ==>
i was searching for ones who make his job and work for the good of humanity.
now i found some. i talk with mayor and he react with big interests on the powerplant i build and want me to go to gymnasium, teaching them my stuff, looking on my stuff, STUFF!
i also talk about my tests here to make iron out of ash with my PlasmaWhip.
one day later, a positiv reacting. i go now monday to some events.
...best moment to hear some funny music xq
https://yt3.ggpht.com/-058HlQo6Dfc/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/h3mTqyvMa8E/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FBuBmji1QI&list=PL382C408FAC16B2FB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPYgtFyT77o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTRLQmnVCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LITnHJDug4
↑↑
my inventions are still for everyone. just helping as far as i can!
also use everything for positiv stuff jo or you get slapped. MUAhaHA

>>7859
no i dont have a job or money. also, i think you are missing the point.
>someones buying stuff and want you to pay for it
society is strange. but thx for the tips.

i post later more and some stuff from my sport and some other inventions.
bruuu~

>>7463
Your stuff is always interesting, but may i suggest you to try to build a device capable of transferring energy via microwaves?
Make a device capable of doing so, and you'll get all the money you will ever want.

>>7879
why transforming when portaling it with slime? :D

>>7882
Because if you actually make infinite energy, you'll be killed, silly.

>>7889
xd no :D
not yet.

not killed yet. but dont you see my blobenergy here? lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY3DrA7tJFk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/259682772665237504/439959930078887946/HowToGetDollars.wav

stuffnium.
also first one who fucks with own oc. MUAhaHA

>>7893
Ok im bored.
Ew, you have some dirty past on the net.

>>7894
I mean, shez man, i was a horny teenager once, but you where 21 mah nigga.
What made you get your fingers out of your asshole and start attention whoring as a 'scientist'

I mean, it's sure a nice experiment to determine the flavor of shit, right.
Don't worry, i wont post the vids.

>>7896
Not like i didn't get them too, i'm sure i could get some more shady stuff if i actually dug deeper.

wow someones use google, i am proud of you.
now the question.
why cares humanity more on shit as one productive stuff?

nice i see, it exist still ones who say stuff and dont fear around. nice.
now use the abilitys for good and i am happy.

also i love cheese and cake xq
and tobacco.
most stuff taste shit, just my opinion .-.

damn i see my plans working. MUAhaHA
not long and humanity is happy, no fuckn negativ overflow.
>utopia
good whould be when someone build my stuff here in some poor lands jo,
they need energy for something to drink and eat.

i made science my whole live, noone cares, i lost everything, look on past and think "omg thats happen before" so i try many ways to get attention.
some stuff work better as other stuff. but damn.
internet is for porn i guess .-.

the time i was searching other people cause this problem >
"we want free energy"
>here, get mah blob
"you are a faker! that cant be true"
"..."
etc

i am banned everywhere except here and youtube, will make videos on youtube later about my stuff. but damn. negativ is working hard to make me quiet and a liveless slave.
many humans love it to work, its ok. bad ones force other to work too.
this ones censors everything, badmouth new thinks, manipulate in a direction > you do stuff you dont want, forever.

please be carefully.

still no reply about a human who build mah' battery.
damn lol. i made some porn in meantime.
because...
i was bored.

have someone some ideas or wishes in some kind?

i plan to record some nice videos about fucking my oc.
twice.
i already done but i was to retard to record it correctly ): fuck >.<

whatever here some jokes ==>
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/327639494985646081/444178580998586368/SLUTNIUMJOKEME.txt
"youre mother" + "juck norris"

>>7891
this is not okay

after all the "confuseing of humanity" HARD, i totally forget to sleep. woah!

blabliblubs. stuff!

>>8019
>>8020
you make my day

hi noobs! :D

i made some graphs in PinkiepieStyle combined with DoctorwhoovesStyle about the energy from my little negerblobs in the cells.
i cant show last line exactly, because i am to lazy to and need to sniff it.
whatever. hey you all were super responseing when it goes to slimy blobstuff so yeah, i have a problem here.
i was first thinking to dont tell it but...
...
my first battery is so slimy and wet here, it needs to be quick dry licked from someone!
sooooooo yeah. when someone want to lick on my blob,
write me!
>8'D

also, i made some holiday in hell, as always.
i made some nice photos soooo yeah. enjoy.

also i meet myself and earn some fun

it was actually nice looking and weird, also strange but i like it.
at the end i build a small part in it with a muffin i found :D

>>8082
>i cant show last line exactly,
You should throw things at it!

>>7469
thanks :D

>>7471
that

>>7474
this

>>7478
itza sport. MAI SPORTZ

>>7481

>>7482
>8'D

>>7487
this raises my penis

>>7509
now show i wait since 4 months!

>>7513
stuffnium!

>>7517
reading comments and write some at the moment. last day i cuddle my plush, have a photo from it look 1st image m8

>>7518
me

>>7556
oh yes this, damn i totally forget.
>.<

>>7568
yes it is! SPRAY MY AWESOMENES AS WHOULD BE AIDS AND INFECT THE WHOLE WORLD!
MUAHhAHA!
>celestiapic

>>7573
applecoffee is best.

>>7676
ehm ok o.0
also yes, awesome idea.
that whould be have to go from one room to another,
[in] [every room] [different kinds of] [sentence parts]
...or makeing it more complex and useing glitch.

>>8015
>Image4

>>8028
beware! flying dax!

>>8125
will try that >.>

>>8150
i made some test to calculate how mutch retardnium you have and made a small simple test.
have you enought IQnes to solve it?

also news.
i like these news. since last saturday am i sick of these fucking mondays >.<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GShIPUFOv0w
about stuff.
will next days make some about slimy blob that smells and taste kinda cosmetics o.0
and about my sports here. yay!

>>8162
Stop destroying earth!

some more landings.

>>8169
this time i plan something way more better!
haha :D

i was bored, land a bit around, and than, i invent something.
i am sure it can handle with high efficient the problem of HumanOverpopulate

GRINDER+POINTY+SHOCKER+WEAPON

>>7463
when will we finally make it to the stars?

sry i am a bit busy
ai trai tu kätsch zpaik, seh pürpel drägohn

wew my shit is still here
höhö.

CONGRATS!
that side here pass my "not being negativ" test.
i am proud of you sidehumans, first and only side who pass my test.
and i was even on the deepweb...
eh bla.

text

more text

and even more content...
...in the next episode of MyLittleLive!

damn it hate Area4 :\\ but that side here is cool.
(\\

some stuff i was working on the last months.
will be my last year in EU here, somewhere in middle next year will i drive with some others out of the shit here.
sadly, all here in EU dont speak mutch.
and now, they delete even internet in the next year.
sort of

i dont work here all day for nothing lol why are the others doing it .-.

i get a bit further on the mirrorimages, now i can mirror circles that way here.
and with deleteing some colouraxis, i can make the 2 BlackWhite animations. yay!

pretty hard to dig some slutnium now, material gets rare as fuck.

here to see is rainbowdash finding something,
my new hoove cannon,
me, humping a building,
me, growing a army because fun and a colour KaY.
was trying to map all possible colours in the first Bits.

here now some new mechanical paradox i found,
and that paradox use a new kind of the one strange effect i found.

in [Lol2.gif], the effect i mean is shown.
in [WTF3.gif], the new kind i found out.
normally its really easy to make it going backwards and forwards, or to have more as 1, but that here is mixed! and it has some nice ability.
...in the other 3 is the whole thingy.
and its a "OneWayForceTransmission"!
here the paradox ==>
>you rotate the "25.er" plate. and it lifts up and down because formation of magnets change.
>when you hold the green gears on the right while rotating plate, you will not feel a change of energy you need for rotating the "25.er" plate.
that makes in unique!
:D
the energy for lifting the [25.er] plate depends on the formation of all 3 magnetplates and the force IS "UpDown" and has nothing todo with rotation.

i create the first mechanical transmission without effect of "energy lost" when holding other side.
>first
#OneWayForceTransmission

really funny to show of that and other stuff to humans.
mostly they act as it would be a new ice flavour, only some less overreact.
the others get melted brains.
i build in past with the other effect a glitchy engine, this one stops moveing sometimes and with stop moveing, i mean completely. you cant even move whole thing around.
it just froze in matrix.
...but howto use that will i post when i start to work with it .-.

here a other strange #OneWayForceTransmission.
this one is MOST POSSIBLE easy to understand so listen ==>

IMAGE1
>build a pendulum on a fuckn skateboard.
>punch the ball
>skateboard starts moveing
aaand when you hold skateboard, you will feel the force.
pendulum will NOT be affected when holding skateboard.
IMAGE2
now some should say something about energy physic stuff.
but here is what you done and this will slow down the pendulum.
muahaha
IMAGE3
to have this paradox here in use to draw forward, just make the one side a bit more heavy and shift the pendulum.
now it drives forward and makes wheeles.
IMAGE4
a nice way to use this paradox as powersource for engines.
you can do whatever you want on the purple gears!
and because its funny, the whole powersource moves "LeftRight". soooo you can stack it or watch it.
muahaha stack it and watch it XD
..
IMAGE5
thats how best dynamos are build, because that makes force disappear.
not really a "OneWayForceTransmission", but well, itza mechanical paradox because you can rotate plate without haveing effect of energylost because of the coils.

lel I unsaged this

>>12352
>>12352
Ah, luzi died, probably.
The police wanted to arrest him for acussations of pedo stuff, he didnt do anything but the poliz got His PC.

>>12354
What a shame...
If nothing else, he was a very interesting artist.

>>12354
>>12359
Unless he's an imposter, I think Luzi posted in the porn thread on the main board a few hours prior.

more images!

>>12354
haha that XD but i get my stuff back, everything ok.

>>12359
thx!

fuckn mirrors man