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The Denver Broncos
John Elway
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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Post random news here
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>>23270
>mass replying
Kys
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>>23270
What's my position that makes it normie tier.
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>>23271
>Why do you still use it if it's "normies" and "antithesis if alt"?
Because he has nowhere else to go.
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>>23274
Evidently.
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Did... the Pope just elevate an entire people group *above* God??
The current Vicar of Hell weighs in.
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>>23276
Not only that, he's also calling to criminalize free speech.

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Meme dumping galore
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Drop your memes here, preferably in wholesale quantities and /pol/ quality.
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>>23253
>mentally ill sexual deviants
But the ultimate responsible many times are the parents who are monsters freely roaming among us.

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The continuation since the last thread hit the bump limit
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>>23219
She made bad decisions, but it's also kind of sad that a person who's actually well trained in elementary education can't make a living doing elementary education. Teaching children to read should be a worthwhile job, but it's not, which is why smart people go into other fields while retards are made into teachers.
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>>23220
>She made bad decisions
Of course. Another evidence that she is mentally disabled is that she took the injections for a job, and/or, because the TV told her so.
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>>23221
>mentally disabled
I doubt it, tbh. Graduating with a 4.0 is a non-insignificant achievement.
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>>23222
We should not confuse intelligence with learning her training.
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>>23219
Female "elementary education majors" who aren't completely retarded take their degrees to impoverished, isolated rural towns in the Deep South where the cost of living is low and get paid 10+ times the local average, with 100% paid medical, 3+ months paid vacation every year, 15+ paid holidays every year, and big fat state pensions after twenty years, for zero-effort, zero-responsibility jobs. Additionally, because it's civil service, and they've got two X chromosomes, they can't be laid off or fired, ever, short of getting caught committing a violent felony on school property, and maybe not then.

Stipulated, "elementary education" is not a field that draws the best and brightest. When I was in college, the vast majority of women were only on campus at all to search for, identify, and snag a future high-status alpha male and get that M.R.S. degree. Of the rest, the IQ-95 midwits, who grasped that they were responsible for paying back the loans, and who also grasped that they didn't have the intellectual horsepower to cut it in law, business, or STEM, went for social work or early childhood education because they're zero-effort jobs, essentially glorified babysitting, with fat civil service benefit packages, from which males are almost completely excluded due to Affirmative Action. There were lots of girls there who didn't have sufficient command of abstract reasoning, of concepts like "tomorrow," and "contract," and "debt," and who weren't pretty enough or good enough in bed to snag a fratboy Chad. They're the ones who majored in art or music or English Lit. They ended up, of course, a quarter mil in debt to the school and were the best educated baristas at the local Starbucks, living in shoebox-sized apartments with a dozen cats and a perpetual scowl.

She proves that most women probably shouldn't go to college at all. Of course, most men shouldn't either.

>>23220
She could parachute into Frogdick, West Virginia, and be the second or third richest person in town on that can't-be-fired, can't-be-laid-off, guaranteed forever state employee money, but either she thinks she's too good to rub elbows with the hicks or she wants to troon children ("I change children's lives!" Yeah, I bet you do, lady) and doesn't want to try it in a place where the locals might go further than just raising their voices at a PTA meeting. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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>Horses have incredible vision. They can almost see in 360 degrees. But that comes at a price. Their vison at that field is almost two-dimensional. So they can have an incredible field of vision, but it’s rather flat.
>Yes, horses can see all around, but they don’t have any depth perception. So a horse can see all around it, but when my horse saw that six inch ditch, her two-dimensional vison didn’t see a small little wash. She saw a chasm that she needed to leap across, because obviously it was a gaping crack in the earth and she couldn’t just trot across it.
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>>23027
A long friendship.
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BEHOLD A MAN
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This is a man.
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BEHOLD!
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BEHOLD, A MAN!
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>>23003
>second pic
Purple sure is. She never disappoints.
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Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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>>20973
Over the top gross.
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>>20974
it's better than shitting someone else's pants.
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Sammy nooooooooo
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It seems that with the return of Thomas Dall aka kittystyle
Samantha masters as made a reappearance in his discord server
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>>23190
Kitty is a King

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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>>22985
Hello.
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>>20171
Still one of my best posts, ngl
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>>22987
You're still retarded.
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>>22968
It's like weed.
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Hi everypone, this thread is focusing on a topic not allowed in some boards.
Lowbrow political drama is welcomed. Butthurt egos are preferred.
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>>23180
Cont.
>Tucker Carlson Drops Episode 39: Candace Owens Responds to Online Feud with Ben Shapiro (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/tucker-carlson-drops-episode-39-candace-owens-responds/
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Cont.
Candace Owens: "I endorse Nikki Haley for president of israel".
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Cont.
Owens on the link between CIA, Mossad ans Epstein.
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>>23182
I forgot the link to the video, sorry:
https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1724924211150389280
At around 18~19 minutes mark they literally mention "White Genocide", astonishing.
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>>23180
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>Kirk is desperately pleading with Jews to stop genociding the White race to avoid losing the support of White conservatives for Israel, without which they lose American protection for their ethnostate, which means oblivion.
>In response they're calling him an antisemite lmao
https://twitter.com/joeldavisx/status/1725336490631422117

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Hoarsefucker Cheese
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High quality hoarsefucker grade cultured content
This is not '/pol/' tier memes, this is not Facebook memes, this isn't a shitty fucking list!
(You) know the alternative. (You) know gems in the rough.
This is where the shear hoarsefucking powers leak all over permeating and turning people even normal fags to almost horsfuckers.
Greens, tales, memes, stories, happenings, points of history, that joke horsefuckers get, even /tv/ memes because that's a better alternative.
This is what happens when that jar becomes a wad of fungus and thicc gooey round then turning into the shaved cheese of a peetzer made by a qt3.14 mare for the pones to eat as you watch them as they feed you their highest quality human foods, and give you some succ.
This is condensed culture in the tiny neigh impossible wrapping where when you know. You KNOW.
The greatest of the greats, and the humble warm fuzzy cores.
This here is a tea party we're making some cultured melting cheese.
It's to venture into the cellars, storage closets, under the floor boards, hidden in the back of that one cabinet, deep in the pants the hold spaghetti, beside the last resort tendies, in the safest locations, and in the mind.
Bring the cute ponies, the pony pussy, the strange tales, the awesome moments, such concentration of horsefucker energy there's no end.
Bring your spaghetti, football, your mare and your friends.
Stolen like a thief in the night I bring for this for our party into the coming of the light! Like basketweavers who once hid the lit candles under the underwater baskets placed so the radiance shines forth as a precursor to the better things even yet to come.
Lo! I bear you tidings of great Football. Take heed my words, and may Football be upon you and ever inside you, and inside Rainbow Dash, who art the bringer of Football and also Football and also Thou, who art thyself Football should Thou only rise to the task, and carry the Football across the endzone of tribulation, and bask eternally in the light of Football for all time.

One does not need to call forth Football to summon Football, for the Football is already Football and Football for all time. In the beginning there was Football, and there shall be Football in the end, but there is no beginning and no end, for there can only be one Football, and that is Football.

To be with Football is to summon Football, for only those with Football in their hearts are truly worthy of Football. The Football that is Football shall thus manifest itself in thy heart if thou art truly worthy of Football, and to have Football abound one need only speak the name of Football. Those worthy of Football shall need no further explanation.

Thousands of years ago, ponies without Football did rut in darkness, and it was lewd, and the lewdness was good. But John Elway, who was Football, did regret that there was no Football save Football, and sought to bring Football forth and give the gift of Football to the ponies and make it forever lewd and also Football. And so John Elway, begat of Dan Reeves, did cum inside Rainbow Dash for the fifth time that day, and the Football did abound. And the Football that exploded forth was the Football that had been since the dawn of all things, the Deepest Football from Before the Dawn of Time.

And so I say unto you, fear not that thou art unworthy of Football, for those who comprehend Football know that only Football is Football, and that John Elway is Football, and there shall be field goals kicked eternally until the end of all things. And this end shall be no end, but only the beginning, which does not begin and therefore cannot end, for in the end, and the beginning, there is and ever shall be only Football, which pervades all things, except for the Oakland Raiders because they suck.

Time and time again shall the ponies rut in the eternal light of Football, and the rutting shall be lewd for all time. And the Football shall plook forth into Rainbow Dash, who dwelleth in the deepest oceans of Football as the Philosopher's Poner, and evermore shalt the Football burst forth into her eternally sacred womb.

Football.

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>>23192
>This is what happens when that jar becomes a wad of fungus and thicc gooey round then turning into the shaved cheese of a peetzer made by a qt3.14 mare for the pones to eat as you watch them as they feed you their highest quality human foods, and give you some succ
Oh fuck yes! My body is ready for some [i]extra cheese!
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Requesting the full /mlpol/-tan comic, if anypony has it. My collection died with my old hard drive.
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>>23194
Based.

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