/sp/ - Football

This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs

Talking about sad/dumb things from your past seems to help. So if anyone has something they want to share, here it is.

I'll start:
When I was a kid, my mother wouldn't let me watch The Lion King because she thought it was a racist movie that intentionally depicted Africans as animals out of malice.

Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.

Horse and Horse related posting

Last thread hit bump limit.

As you might know, in the past /pol/ used /b/ as a weapon of mass autism by raiding games, sites and even 4chan itself.
How? by promising epic lulz and massive butthurt(salt).
These days /b/ is a loose canon, ready to fire.

I propose we use /b/ as a weapon ourselves.

Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:
>>14435 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
20.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)

>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)

Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos

Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.