/sp/ - Football

>>25675
Sounds good. I only have alcohol and kratom with me at the moment but I'm inbetween jobs so it's just alcohol for me. I like to mix it with redbull but I don't have any, so just drinking vodka. I both miss and don't miss the days of binging DXM.

Join me in my customary toast, won't you?
Ahem.
"Fuck you too, world."

>>25696
Cheers

I like beer because it's good
I like beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer your bring

Let not this thread languish into ignominy, but instead let us give a nod to Bacchus/Dionysus on this, the (looks) well today is kind-of irrelevant, but whatever.

>>25833
In vino veritas.

This is something I'll go into detail in during my content, but you don't just "Make" and then "Serve" a sauce.
Have you ever had leftovers? Huh, tasted better didn't it? Thats cause sauces have to marry. 1 day is good, but for tomato/meat-sauces, you need 3-5 days. Like, a day before it goes bad. You want residual fermentation, you want the sugars to start breaking down and shit,....

So when these niggers ate the fuckign bolognese,... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25794
>You may be more autistic than me
Its a mix of autism and sociopathy; this isn't the sort of plan/aspiration/agenda that a 'well adjusted' person would look at and think "That's a good idea!".

I am NOW back on track with the oxtail bolognese. This may sound retarded, but understand the timeframe.
The Bolognese in question takes about 12 to 14 hours to cook. Okay, so like a brisket or something?
No. Because with a brisket you don't need passata (tomato sauce); why does that matter? Because when you make passata it takes 3 days for the flavors to properly blend, and it will take another 2-3 days for the Bolognese to blend, assuming one ISN'T being silly and letting the smoked bell peppers sit for 2 days (which, of course I am).
And I'm the only one with keys to the house Im doing all my cooking in

The harrowing aspect of it all is that even if I land ALL the sauces, I only have basically one shot at the lasagna preparation, and I know of no more ambitious of one than what I have in mind. If I fuck up the lasagna prep, that will set me back a month.
But I won't fail, I'm scared of what happens when it works
https://youtu.be/i8CqSKbsJ98?si=z8z_hmrfBEe761aF

On the docket for today, $50 worth of cheese

Many moons ago when growing up, there was the annual country fair, as with most places.
My friends and I, never more than a dozen at a time, engaged in a practice of "Fair Ninjas". Since all fairs have cheap plastic ninja swords, all participants would acquire 1 (2 if you weren't a bitch and had been maintaining your training - most of us were martial artists). We would flit through the crowd, hyper-vigilant, looking for other ninjas to kill, dramatically. No actual fights broke out, though the police were involved in several incidents (no arrests). The objective was to try and get stealth kills, where the other ninja only learned that they were getting owned when a plastic blade poked them in the back. I'm the only one who managed a throat-slit kill, but I digress.
The point of mention is that having 'mission objectives' above and beyond being at a place and doing the normal things can be alot of fun

https://youtube.com/shorts/x_JBM90Oz4E?si=icnAi1kSl4B7k1Lw
Okay, whoever is trolling Matt Walsch, please keep at it

>>25823
Which is why they've made it illegal in the UK now.

>>25826
F

>>25831
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT YOU BE SAYING DA WHYTE DEBIL WAS CREATED BY A BIG HEADED NIGGA?

Samantha was banned from Thomas Dall (self admitted pedophile’s) discord for posting her own mlpol page for attention. Thomas banned her because he was scared people would come across his own thread herein; however, he doesn’t know his thread was pruned ages ago for inactivity.

After some pushback from his own discord partipants he unbanned and reinvited her back. she responded back with:

Samyxbaby — Today at 9:31 AM
DONT YOU EVER I JUST WOKE UP TO *--* SPERGING AT ME.CALLING ME A FUCKIN BITCH AND TELLING ME TO GO.TAKE.CARE.OF.MY.CHILD AND STAY OUT OF HIS LIFE WTF? THEN HALF HOUR LATER.SAYS HEY COME.BACK TO SERVER.. HEY ASSHOLE ITS MY PAGE BITCH CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD THAT U WERE BANNED THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU JAGOFF YOU FUCKIN CALL PEOPLE A FUCKING BITCH SPERG AT THEM AND THEN EXPECT THEM TO TALK TO.YOU.BACK AFTER YOU COME DOWN FROM YOUR BIPOLARNESS HEY --- DONT YOU EVER I MEAN EVER MOTHERFUCKER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD DONT YOU EVER TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILD YOU FUCKIN WIKIPEDIA TERRIORIST FAGGOT. YOU CRY IN A SERVER WITH TWO PEOPLE IN IT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO --- AFTER FUCKING PRISON. DONT YOU.EVER YOU FUCKIN WASTE OF.GOVERNMENT AIR piece OF SHIT MENTION MY CHILD AGAIN. I CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD. GET OFF THE INTERNET --- THE CYCLE OF --- THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS ZERO FAMILY ZERO IT IS YOUR A TICKING.TIME BOMB WASTE OF SPACE CHEAPER IF --- PIECE OF SHIT. I WOKE.UP TO.YOU SPERGING IN MY.CHAT INSTEAD OF FUCKING MESSAGING ME KINDLY AND SAYING HEY SAMY SORRY MAYBE YOU DIDNT KNOW THE RULES IN MY SERVER BUT PLEASE DONT DOX.... FINE. ACCEPTABLE NOT HEY YOU FUCKING BITCH TAKE CARE OF YOUR.KID ARE YOU.FUCKING DUMB. ---- I USED TO BE TALKED TO LIKE THAT FROM MAGGOTS LIKE YOU BUT THE NEW SAMY DOESNT TOLERATE BEING CALLED NAMES.FOR FUCKIN NOT.KNOWING THE RULES OR MAKING A MISTAKE. DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD TO TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAME BACK TO THE INTERNET IN HOPES OF A.FRESH DO.OVER.AND TO MEET NEW FRIENDS AND LOOK AROUNDD YOU GOT THE SAME.FOUR JAGOFFS IN YOUR SERVER AS YOU DID WHEN YOU LEFT. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT I DIDNT DESERVE TO BE WOKEN UP WITH MESSAGES LIKE THAT FROM YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW YOUR FUCKING SERVER.RULES. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU .. NOW IM REPORTING IT AND YOU WONT EVEN HAVE A SERVER TO FUCKIN JERK TO THREE PEOPLE TO IN THE MORNING OKAY???SO GOODLUCK

It remains to be seen if the legendary mess known as samy will return.

Epic

Apparently Samantha Masters has been involved in the dead of Music Biz Marty (Powerword Nicholas C Beigler)

A cautionary tale

Since this thread is kinda worthless, (shutup Samy) I'll leave this here
For all the kitteh dads, let your chin-scrubble grow, cus its like a momma kitten tongue to your kittehs. Rub the kitteh with a chin

>>25483
epic

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ford-puts-a-number-on-its-tariff-hit-and-halts-guidance-a171d656
Ford Motor Company will be the next to die, leaving General Motors as the last American car company standing.

i did a shortling about frequentZ.
it was alot work,
i combine a old list with stuff from today.
i write maybe the word "frequencies" wrong but who cares,
i used normal translator and it says its correct. so whatever.
maybe the word changes with different use in sentence.
i give a fuck. but maybe i change that. but whatever...
everyone knows what i talk about here.
i want to make 4 more shortlings and will upload them here when i did them all.
the ones i will make the next days are =
>CoilGun -Luziferino- style [a coilgun is similar to a railgun, just better]
>SoundFormulas
>ImageFormulas
>Fractal
when i have alot shortlings,
then i will upload them here as .zip...
...these files are overworked and correct in typeing.
i can only write that much hard english, how much my translator says to me.

>>25628
>>25707
both are interesting.

i made a new shortling about how i made sound.
it was some days hard work to made it.

and, i change my printable versions.
they look now better when you print them.
i just change the PixelDoubling from 2 to 3.

here a example of one of my sound formulas.
file1 = Image i used for spectrum
file2 = sound useing image as spectrum
file3 = spectrum of soundfile
more examples will follow the next days~

i forget to tell that last post take me 1 minute of work, thanks to the DitherBox of old 5.5Adobe.

this formula is perfect for lazy faggots! haha

>>25032
I kinda want to be in the middle of that bap pile.

>>25757
According to lore, bats are voracious lovers who tend to claim "unoccupied" males.
Which is to say if you're single, you're more likely to be surrounded by bats. And then snu-snu

https://ponepaste.org/11102
It is done. Well, kinda: there's definitely room for improvement, but I'd say that the paste's state as of now is good enough to be published.
If (You) have any disagreements (or any kind of comment, for that matter), do share them.
BF's account is back on Xitter, but it seems Bonk doesn't have access to it (otherwise, there'd be a new wall of text of schizoid ramblings). He is posting on Bluesky, though...
>It's almost funny how a handful of right wing losers heard Claire claim she was forced to pet snails under duress, found it a lot more solid to them than all the proven information, and now believe they have done anything other than add to the list of crimes that the Brown's have committed
>I hope you like this mild recognition, guys. You won't be getting more. Your attempt at content isn't even worth debunking. No one cares, no one's biting, and no one with a working brain stem believes the obvious nonsense you peddle.
>You'll never be as good as me. Seethe from that. Ciao.
This seems to be in response to a recent video on the happening by Cope and Seethe. As you can see, he has resolved to the ingenious strategy of "I won't respond to it because it's obviously shit, any rational person can see that". I have my own gripes with it (as outlined in the paste), but to put it bluntly, practically none of the points I make benefit Bonk.
>>25756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZAg1a81B5Q

>>25798
Wow, just the intro to that doc made me regret reading

Watched Enter's video. I have a few minor gripes with it, but overall, it's quite good, far better than C&S's (at least in my humble opinion that no one cares about). Will be interesting to see what brand new seethe Bonk will "bless" us with (Granted, I don't think "You'll never be as good as me. Seethe from that. Ciao." can ever be topped).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HZws2n3sw

>still uses twitter
No one in your screenshots are real, it's just Grok arguing with itself for your entertainment. Move to fedi. Bronies are the pinoeers of fedi, it's our digital native lands.

Small update. I've started to keep a changelog, so I'll just quote from there:
>paste gets updated with a note on the accuser's confirmed identity (mentions to the accuser, however, still imply a sense of uncertainty. This may be changed in the future), Bonk's comment about the recent suicide get addressed, Cayci's open letter is archived, a bunch of links added to the end (not a separate section yet).
>>25813
Technology advances forwards, but the retardation of man stays unchanged. For your information, I don't use Xitter either; I had accessed all the tweets (xeets? kek) via Nitter.

Anyway, let's stop for a bit and consider how good everything's going from our point of view. Shortly before the initial allegations were publicly released, BF and Wootmaster had made their deranged threads about Derpibooru, they even managed to get blocked by the DP account on that Bluesky shit. When BF made a post saying "Tomorrow will have a lot.", I thought that their clique would attempt a repeat of 2020. It's why I kept a eye on the happening in the first place.
Now? Bonk has lost access to his account proper. Everyone has distanced themselves from him. Thanks to C&S's video, you now have people accusing Woot of being a pedo. Enter's video may also put the spotlight back on BlackGryph0n, who /mlp/ is (as all here know) not on best terms with. Amy probably escaped the most unscathed out of all of the involved, but even she has doubtful eyes on her now. After that doc, the interview, and Enter's vid as a whole, the accuser may have an actual chance at decently presenting her case.
Hard to imagine any better way this could've gone for the board, really.

Oh, also, before I forget, the initial testimony post by BF got deleted. Yay for obscurantism!

>shitskins are going to shitkin
So apparently some pajeet H1B style scab laborer was making videos telling other pajeets how to scam church food pantries in Canada for free food when he makes nearly $100K as a data scientist. This caught the attention of a native Canadian who is obviously outraged and reports this. Now some leaves are outraged because the pajeet got fired because of a “racist White woman.”

Low IQ Pajeets got killed.