Our new leader Derpy of the House of Hooves has begun her long and glorious reign. Whether you are one of her advisors, a foreign diplomat, a corporate lobbyist, the leader of a grassroots movement or a peasant with a silly question, visit Canterlot Castle and seek her majesty's royal counsel.
(So yeah basically you ask a question on an aspect of Equestrian policy and I'll invent a response from Derpy on the issue. Big or small, bring it all, just remember that she's Derpy so you can never know just what to expect.)
>>25046Whats Derpy gonna do about the Griffon problem?
What is the high and mighty Princess of Mail and Muffins' thoughts on the current ongoing occupation of the Crystal Empire by an Equestrian-allied puppet government?
>>25047Thank you!
>>25048A tax on tips would discourage citizens from teaching one another, leading to increased hyperspecialization which decreases the county's resiliency. We have no plans to implement such a tax.
>>25055We're billing DeWalt!
>>25056Of course it's a puppet government! OUR puppet government! Good for us.
>>25046What is your stance on Prima Noctis?
>>25046>>25047There was a defect in your scepter, my liege. I have fixed it.
After a brief power outage, things return to normal...
>>25058Derpy:
"To the dungeons with you! Heheh I always wanted to say that"
>>25059"Not under my reign!"
>>25060"Uh, have the court mages double-check just to be safe"
>>25074(Oops I forgot to include a pic)
>>25074Im okay with >rape dungeons
>>25046What does the princess think about Human penises?
>>25076By the time you get the words out, the guards have already dragged you out of earshot.
>>25089Derpy's mane almost appears to twitch.
Derpy: I am not familiar with the term "Human".
A guard glares at you.
Derpy [to guard]: have him taken in for questioning
(This does have me wondering: what does happen if you name-drop something top-secret in front of a head of state anyway?)