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Reign of Princess Derpy
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Our new leader Derpy of the House of Hooves has begun her long and glorious reign. Whether you are one of her advisors, a foreign diplomat, a corporate lobbyist, the leader of a grassroots movement or a peasant with a silly question, visit Canterlot Castle and seek her majesty's royal counsel.

(So yeah basically you ask a question on an aspect of Equestrian policy and I'll invent a response from Derpy on the issue. Big or small, bring it all, just remember that she's Derpy so you can never know just what to expect.)
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>>25046
My liege, your scepter
Anonymous
No.25048
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>>25046
Tax on tips?
Anonymous
No.25055
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>>25046
Whats Derpy gonna do about the Griffon problem?
Anonymous
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What is the high and mighty Princess of Mail and Muffins' thoughts on the current ongoing occupation of the Crystal Empire by an Equestrian-allied puppet government?
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>>25047
Thank you!
>>25048
A tax on tips would discourage citizens from teaching one another, leading to increased hyperspecialization which decreases the county's resiliency. We have no plans to implement such a tax.
>>25055
We're billing DeWalt!
>>25056
Of course it's a puppet government! OUR puppet government! Good for us.
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>>25057
Bweheheheheheh! That was the Twilot scepter! Who knows what chaos will be unleashed by way of this!
Anonymous
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>>25046
What is your stance on Prima Noctis?
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>>25046
>>25047
There was a defect in your scepter, my liege. I have fixed it.
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After a brief power outage, things return to normal...
>>25058
Derpy:
"To the dungeons with you! Heheh I always wanted to say that"
>>25059
"Not under my reign!"
>>25060
"Uh, have the court mages double-check just to be safe"
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>>25074
(Oops I forgot to include a pic)
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>>25074
Im okay with >rape dungeons
Anonymous
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>>25046
What does the princess think about Human penises?
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>>25076
By the time you get the words out, the guards have already dragged you out of earshot.
>>25089
Derpy's mane almost appears to twitch.
Derpy: I am not familiar with the term "Human".
A guard glares at you.
Derpy [to guard]: have him taken in for questioning

(This does have me wondering: what does happen if you name-drop something top-secret in front of a head of state anyway?)