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This entire ordeal has been the biggest fucking travesty ok this year. I don't think I've ever been so disgusted.
Also thank you for being the one to make this thread. I didn't want to do it.

>>18015
Full quality video (with chat)
https://youtu.be/vVGdmseFh3I

>>18015
I really don't know what to say.

>"I go by Chris-Chan or Sonichu, there you go"
>"I'm going, I am fine, I am fine, I am good like this".
>"I am Chris Chan Sonichu, your guys' blue heart! And I continue to stand strong and I've maintained everything but Cwcville and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody."
>"Yeah I keep a good faith and everything is going to work out"
>"Been stressful but I've taken it one moment at a time, and I've got my loves."
>(Talking to cops) "Oh, well just the one thing, that's a pen, Feel free (muffled) just go ahead and take it. I use a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony", I promise not to (muffled). That thing fell off my back and I did not wanna lose it. Please I would like that (muffled) much. Go ahead and frisk me. (muffled). I have nothing else on me. I understand. I got (muffled). >Like I said, frisk me - there you go! Ha ha! That felt good! There it goes.
>"It's happening now, the Merge is (muffled)!"
Transcript of Chris during his arrest

Reminder that there is a nonzero chance that Chris Chan's incest case could go to the SCOTUS. It's highly-publicized enough for it to get appealed repeatedly.

>>18021
I hope they livestream the case all the way to the SCOTUS

>>18021
>>18022
What are the chances of this actually happening? It would be peak clown world.
I guess it depends on what the prosecutors want to charge "her" for.

>>18030
Unless they drop the rape charges (I assume they will still prosecute for the $750 theft) the defense will say the law don't apply to him because he transitioned to the female gender, and appeal upwards. If the legislators do a change of the law making the change retroactive the defense will appeal upwards claiming the change is unlawful. The thing I think will happen is that Chris Chan is offered a plea deal that he will accept and then they will change the law so they don't have to worry about it in the future.
But I hope it will end up being a SCOTUS case.

>>18030
>It would be peak clown world.
This.

>>18031
Somebody call his lawyer and bribe him to appeal this to the SCOTUS.

I've been erasing my words for a while now to describe the insanity.
Since the ride is still going let's see if chris chan somehow accidentally upends the new world order or something.
Probably the or something.

>BREAKING: Police Arrest Trans Internet Personality ‘Chris Chan’ Who Allegedly Admitted To Raping His Mom
>Chandler reportedly took at least $750 from his mother’s bank account, telling the operator of Kiwi Farms that it was an “emergency”. Josh Moon, the operator of Kiwi Farms, suggested that this may be in violation of the emergency protective order filed against Chandler. Additionally, Moon had attempted to help Chandler use GoFundMe to raise money needed to attend a My Little Pony convention, and originally pledged to release this money to Chandler. After the revelations, Moon instead instructed GoFundMe to refund the money to those who donated.
https://nationalfile.com/breaking-police-arrest-trans-internet-personality-chris-chan-who-allegedly-admitted-to-raping-his-mom/
https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/chris-chan-search-party:8
I guess this time the MLP convention is out of the question.

>>18039
Wait I thought he fucked his mom
why does it say incest with his child/grandchild? He's a tranny. They can't breed. Or sneed.

>>18040
I guess we'll see in court.

>>18041
Oh fuck lmao if a tranny's allowed to have his "I am a woman" delusion considered legally binding does that include any "I am the parent of my own mother" delusions?

The idea that Chris Chan could go to the SCOTUS is misinformation. This is what the Virginia law actually says, pic related.
>inb4 "his"
"His" is the default gender-neutral pronoun in the English language. Modern Americans are just retards and use "they" for no reason.

>>18043
spare me,totem

>>18015
>>18025
>>18039
Reminder Ethan “the Gunt” Ralph Recorded Chris being arrested. It’s so fucking surreal. Almost like the king lolcow(Chris) passing the torch to the next biggest lolcow
>>18026
What a cursed fucking image

>>18064
Looks like the love quest saga is back on boys

>>18092
>Looks like the love quest saga is back on
Can't help think of, and wanting to play, a Leisure Suit Larry 1 remake with ChrisChan now.

>>18104
This story just gets sadder and grosser the more I hear...

The lore deepens.
Looks like this bitch tried to push him into the deep end.

>>18113
If any one knows how to find deleted Reddit accounts I find a post she made
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/e0sm76/im_a_lonely_4chan_dweller_in_college_for_computer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>18116
Looks like her Reddit name was/is "nobodysbusiness77897" according to Google cache of the page.

>>18121
F

>>18128
I think there should be a separate thread for this bitch, so as not to distract from Chris Chan.

>>18129
I do as well. I’m Not Good at making OP’s though. So if any anon wish to make one I’m all for it.

>>18130
>I’m Not Good at making OP’s
Literally just do a one-sentence description and a pic of what you're talking about.

>>18131
https://mlpol.net/sp/18132
Requesting mods move my posts to this thread

>>18294
It's gross that they're housing a tranny with females, but in all honesty Chris Chan is more likely to just get beaten to death by the female inmates than the other way around.

>>18295
Female inmates are way more savage than male ones, and his being a sissy bitch of a male will land him in solitary/protective custody almost immediately. The women would eat him alive for the pure thrill.of it, given the nature of his offense

Anybody know how long he's going to be in jail?

Here this abominable homo admits to be kike.

>>20980
this can't be happening!
>>male

>>19216
About that long.
>>20928
Chris is retarded not jewish there's a difference how ever small it may be.

>>21006
Ethan Ralph Won

>>21007
God, I can't wait to stop hearing about this fat wigger retard everyday now that CWC is loose.

>>21008
He's a King, you'll be hearing about him for the rest of your life.

>>21010
Deadly Serious Dash

>>21009
Yes, he and Sargon will finally get their dopamine and Make America Great Again™.

>>21012
Who the fuck is sargon?

>>21013
It looks like you are e-celeb fag; you should know.

>>21014
The burden of proof is on you.

Looks like Chris Chan walked free.

>PSA: Chris Chan's court case for the incestuous rape of his elderly mother has been DISMISSED.
>He is free to walk the earth and will not even be on any kind of registry.
https://twitter.com/TiredMemeClown/status/1695118065149624330

Chris Chan IS BACK.
And more unhinged than ever.

>Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned
>Glory be to all who are Light Powered, Good, Righteous and Neutrals with ability to be Good. There is only good remaining on this Earth in this Universe and Timeline as we survive and continue onward in Light Powered Glory. The worst of toxic sinners are left behind and gone; now we redeem the remainder of the minority who remain. All is and shall be good with the Ultimate Miracle and the Dimension Merge's completion. Let your auras and chakras be aligned and healed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dug75NnyLPQ

>>22390
He cannot be stopped.

https://youtu.be/f1agQE9Hr08 I never expected this bodycam to drop

>>24897
Why now?