>"Presently, a plump pastry purveyor, portrayed as both provider and patron by the peculiarities of pastry. This presentation, no mere pretense of pomp, is a product of popular preference, now prevalent, praised. However, this passionate proclamation of puffy ponuts stands poised, and has pledged to promote these perfectly pleasing pastries preventing pretentiousness and perpetuating the positively pleasant and palatable pleasures of pastry."
>carves P into wall
>"The only promise is pleasure; a pact held as precious, not pointless, for the power and purity of such shall one day provide for the passionate and the perceptive."
>"Positively, this potpourri of playful prose proves particularly perplexing, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Ponk."