Football? (also this gift is for you degens)
/sp/ - Football
Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever
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>>10181
The Patriots did not win the Super Bowl, for the Super Bowl cannot truly be won. The Super Bowl is the ongoing battle, the eternal struggle between the forces of light and darkness.
When Tom Brady was cast in bronze and dipped in the river Styx over 9000 years ago, he was imbued with the power of Football, but the Football in him became dark. Then did he go forth into the world and plunder, and he did rape the ponies of the land with non-consensual hoof-holding and other roguish activities. And John Elway did descend from the heavens and sodomize him most roughly, but Tom Brady escaped and fled to his fortress in the distant mountains of madness, where he lay in slumber for twelve thousand years, biding his time as he waited for his ring of power to return to him.
And return it did, in the form of the almighty Super Bowl ring which has been coveted and fought over since the dawn of time by the almighty Forces of Football. And he did thus ride forth again, summoning his undead minions from the depths of the river Styx, and they did sail away, setting an open course for the Virgin Sea. And as they sailed around the earth for twelve hundred thousand years, wandering the oceans looking for a land called New England, they did learn unholy magic and gain powers of Dark Football most foul. When finally they set foot upon New England, they christened it Old England, but then later changed the name back to New England, and they were neither man nor beast nor ringwraith or whatever I said they were, and they did join their powers and become an army of demonic creatures too horrible to describe. That demon horde became known as the New England Patriots.
This is all high-level initiatory stuff; I really shouldn't even have told you this much.
The Patriots did not win the Super Bowl, for the Super Bowl cannot truly be won. The Super Bowl is the ongoing battle, the eternal struggle between the forces of light and darkness.
When Tom Brady was cast in bronze and dipped in the river Styx over 9000 years ago, he was imbued with the power of Football, but the Football in him became dark. Then did he go forth into the world and plunder, and he did rape the ponies of the land with non-consensual hoof-holding and other roguish activities. And John Elway did descend from the heavens and sodomize him most roughly, but Tom Brady escaped and fled to his fortress in the distant mountains of madness, where he lay in slumber for twelve thousand years, biding his time as he waited for his ring of power to return to him.
And return it did, in the form of the almighty Super Bowl ring which has been coveted and fought over since the dawn of time by the almighty Forces of Football. And he did thus ride forth again, summoning his undead minions from the depths of the river Styx, and they did sail away, setting an open course for the Virgin Sea. And as they sailed around the earth for twelve hundred thousand years, wandering the oceans looking for a land called New England, they did learn unholy magic and gain powers of Dark Football most foul. When finally they set foot upon New England, they christened it Old England, but then later changed the name back to New England, and they were neither man nor beast nor ringwraith or whatever I said they were, and they did join their powers and become an army of demonic creatures too horrible to describe. That demon horde became known as the New England Patriots.
This is all high-level initiatory stuff; I really shouldn't even have told you this much.
>>10185
You forget that Brady is not the ringmaster though. while he holds the rings, his true master is Lord Belichick. He found the young Brady as a child and could sense the football within him. He promised to teach the young naive Brady the ways of Football. However he was foiled for many years as Lord Elway had a plan himself.
Elway had achieved the rings which are his rightful possessions. While he was achieving his rings he was also watching the land of Indanapolis and their grand new recruit. The forehead of Football would go on to Achieve his first ring in 2008. This is where Elway would make his move. He would Form the thoughts which would give the Forehead his true destiny. after he was dramatically defeated by the Empire of 12 Men, he would redeem himself and would achieve one of his most powerful rings. However he was also being given other ideas of leaving the football for insurance commercials. This downfall led to the rise of the new order of the Patriots of New England.
You forget that Brady is not the ringmaster though. while he holds the rings, his true master is Lord Belichick. He found the young Brady as a child and could sense the football within him. He promised to teach the young naive Brady the ways of Football. However he was foiled for many years as Lord Elway had a plan himself.
Elway had achieved the rings which are his rightful possessions. While he was achieving his rings he was also watching the land of Indanapolis and their grand new recruit. The forehead of Football would go on to Achieve his first ring in 2008. This is where Elway would make his move. He would Form the thoughts which would give the Forehead his true destiny. after he was dramatically defeated by the Empire of 12 Men, he would redeem himself and would achieve one of his most powerful rings. However he was also being given other ideas of leaving the football for insurance commercials. This downfall led to the rise of the new order of the Patriots of New England.
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>>10199
Let us not forget the tragedy of Troy Aikmen the Unwise, who had the Footballs once but was driven mad by their Football and American. Tried to possess the Football did he. Destroyed did he become, said Yoda 2000 years later while wielding a lightsabre. That's right, a fucking lightsabre, which its self is powered by Footballs cuz what else could cut through fucking anything? Football, that's what.
Let us not forget the tragedy of Troy Aikmen the Unwise, who had the Footballs once but was driven mad by their Football and American. Tried to possess the Football did he. Destroyed did he become, said Yoda 2000 years later while wielding a lightsabre. That's right, a fucking lightsabre, which its self is powered by Footballs cuz what else could cut through fucking anything? Football, that's what.
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>>10548
I could not find it on my computer, I think it is somewhere is a sea of pictures, so I will keep looking. Hopefully someone has it if I can't find it.
I could not find it on my computer, I think it is somewhere is a sea of pictures, so I will keep looking. Hopefully someone has it if I can't find it.
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aight bros. to whoever posted the Roxanne to derpibooru, good job m8. But you should have realized that Milo's dad is her creator. and for the sake of a name i thought it would be funny. Still could have looked for an actual link but at least you tried. For this, Milo wont stomp your deflated balls in yet. However, She doesnt like being fuxed with. just remember that.
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Who allowed this thread to get to page 2...
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o no, Milo is sad, Quick post all your Milo pics to make her feel better again!
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Mascot Bump
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Hey Milo's Dad, do you still lurk this site? I have a question for you.
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>>19959
He started posting here around the time I started uploading his Milo pics en mass to derpibooru.
He started posting here around the time I started uploading his Milo pics en mass to derpibooru.
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PRAISE AMERICAN
PRAISE FOOTBALL
PRAISE FOOTBALL
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No.26138
We're on again today! Broncos vs. Raiders! I grew up in a Raiders house hold, so WE BETTER WIN this will mean a lot to me
GO BRONCOS!!!
GO BRONCOS!!!
didn't post the last game... but WE WON! it was against the chiefs
WE ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW EVERYPONY!!
It's us against the Commanders!
we are currently up bu 6, 20 to 14!
LETS GO BRONCOS!!!
REPLY 4 GOOD LUCK
WE ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW EVERYPONY!!
It's us against the Commanders!
we are currently up bu 6, 20 to 14!
LETS GO BRONCOS!!!
REPLY 4 GOOD LUCK
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>>26208
LETSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27-26!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27-26!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we’re on today everypony! right now!
Broncos Vs. Raiders, AGAIN.
We are currently up 21 to 7… let’s keep it that way!!
GO BRONCOS!!
Broncos Vs. Raiders, AGAIN.
We are currently up 21 to 7… let’s keep it that way!!
GO BRONCOS!!
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>>10084
Another game day!!
Broncos vs Packers!
LETS GO BRONC- we are losing 6-0 right now...
Keep your hopes up high, we got this!! /)
Another game day!!
Broncos vs Packers!
LETS GO BRONC- we are losing 6-0 right now...
Keep your hopes up high, we got this!! /)
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>>26224
we fucking came in clutch this day! WE WON 34-26!
We got another game on today, Broncos vs. Jaguars!
LETS GO BRONCOS!!
we fucking came in clutch this day! WE WON 34-26!
We got another game on today, Broncos vs. Jaguars!
LETS GO BRONCOS!!
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No.26280
Broncos are a relic from the past.
Embrace Eurovision.
Embrace Eurovision.
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No.26292
Looking for some hay. Any offer?
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