"What about Iran?"
(Like the episode "What About Discord?")
Frankly, Iran feels like Discord itself:
A chaotic, unpredictable, lively, paradoxical land — yet deeply serious and powerful underneath.
The Iranian people share this character too:
They survive crises with laughter and resilience.
They don't easily collapse under stress because they’ve seen too much.
Today, negotiations between Iran and the U.S. are happening in Oman.
Inside Iran, however, the public is barely reacting.
Reformists show up mostly for appearances, while conservatives eagerly wait to blame them if talks fail.
The general public watches all this like bored viewers of a long, never-ending TV series.
This indifference shouldn't be misunderstood.
The political culture of Iranians is complicated:
They mock their politicians, yet when the homeland is threatened, they unite instantly.
They're like veteran politicians who, after decades of dealing with politics, simply laugh and say,
"Politics is a donkey!"
When Trump threatened Iran with military action after the Ain al-Asad missile strike,
the Iranian people mostly laughed it off.
Even during those tense nights, they didn't panic; many were even curious to "see how a war would unfold" — almost like watching a new TV season.
They don’t fear chaos — they live with it comfortably.
They’re not idle people to get overly entangled in fear;
they manage their lives, work, and studies while casually discussing international politics like seasoned analysts.
In the Iranian spirit, even war is treated with humor:
One example is the famous movie "Ekhrajiha", a war comedy that became a huge box office success.
Real-life examples are even more fascinating:
When clashes happened between Armenia and Azerbaijan, some Iranian villagers grabbed sunflower seeds and went to watch —
as if attending a neighborhood match!
This laid-back chaos is part of Iran’s social DNA.
A good case study is the recent Shahid Rajaee Port explosion.
It caused serious damage and triggered various theories: sabotage, cyberattacks, foreign plots...
However, with 90% certainty, the cause turned out to be human error.
Yet, people didn't descend into panic.
Instead, they respectfully mourned the victims and showed humanitarian cooperation —
proving that beneath their humor and chaos, a deep culture of empathy thrives.
Beyond politics and society, Iran itself is a chaotic miracle:
The weather in Iran is famously unpredictable.
This land has witnessed some of the most extreme weather phenomena in the world:
The 1972 Iran Blizzard, the deadliest snowstorm in human history;
The Dasht-e Lut desert, which records some of the highest surface temperatures on Earth;
The city of Ahvaz, among the hottest inhabited places on the planet.
And let’s not forget the legendary Tabas Sandstorm:
A sudden, miraculous sandstorm destroyed America's Operation Eagle Claw during the Iran hostage crisis —
despite the weather forecast being perfectly clear that day!
For some Iranians, this event became a symbol of divine protection.
Iran's culture is full of paradoxes:
The deeply ingrained custom of Taarof — a complex form of politeness that bewilders foreigners.
The unique way of reading money:
For instance, 100,000 Iranian rials are not read as "one hundred thousand," nor as "one hundred rials," nor as "ten thousand tomans,"
but simply as "ten tomans" in daily conversation!
All these contradictions make Iran impossible to predict —
even for the most experienced politicians.
Since before the 1979 revolution, the Americans have struggled to "figure Iran out."
When the U.S. embassy was seized by students, even Iran's own Prime Minister was so shocked he resigned!
Iran’s behavior doesn’t fit into standard templates —
which is why Iran today resembles Discord more than ever:
wild, unpredictable, and utterly unforgettable.
Oh I almost forgot it, yesterday was Persian Gulf National Day, and I warmly congratulate all Iranians.
You are the proud heirs of the ancient Aryan civilization.
And to those who try to rename the Persian Gulf with their oil money:
You cannot erase the legacy of the Aryans with money!
The Persian Gulf has always been — and will always be — Persian.