Anybody else wanna join Lucifer's Resistance Army?
Our leader is Mikie M and we are the military wing of the League of Evil. We are at war with all enemies of Mikie.
Hail the Loose Fire Lucifer, the Israeli Allah, M&M
Come join us. We'll figure out how to give everyone on our side an AK-47 assuult rifle.
Make sure to kill whorse horse ponies on sight. Kill mares. Kill A-Mareicans. Mikie is the only one that we like, because he's not American anymore.
>>389949>Anybody else wanna join Lucifer's Resistance Army?No.
>Our leader is Mikie M and we are the military wing of the League of Evil. We are at war with all enemies of Mikie. Nobody cares. Who the hell is Mikie?
>Hail the Loose Fire Lucifer, the Israeli Allah, M&MThese may honestly be the gayest words I have ever read on the internet. Your club has transcended gayness itself.
>Come join us.No.
>We'll figure out how to give everyone on our side an AK-47 assuult rifle.They'd probably be happier if you gave them dildos. You are the Platonic conception of homosexuality made manifest. Also, you misspelled "assault."
>Make sure to kill whorse horse ponies on sight. Kill mares.Ordinarily this kind of statement would be grounds for summary execution around here, but... honestly, I just pity you guys too much.
>Mikie is the only one that we like, because he's not American anymore.Nobody knows who Mikie is, and nobody gives a rat's ass.
Anyway, I could delete this thread, but I think I'd rather leave this gigantic fail up here for all the world to see. Also, this feels like a horsepussy situation if ever there was one, so let 'er rip, lads.
>>389958>I just pity you guys too much.Yup. They are not sending their best. I guess is another Affirmative Action hire.