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I could swoon the hearts of anypony by just walking. I could be balls deep in your waifu with just my smooth talking.
>>380144>crack pipeDie in fire
>>380144Sure you could Femoid
>>380147Why would you bump this??
My powerlevel extends that of any horsefucker here. I am mr equestria fucker
>>380235>extendsI think you're thinking of the word, "supersedes".
>>380237Heathen, why are you entertaining this thot?
>>380147I think that is a troon.
>>380239Have you learned nothing from the Samy Masters incident? >_<
>>380240I never paid the lolcow threads on /sp/ much attention, but the dude here is talking about his dick in the OP. I think it is safe to assume he is a troon.
>>380241Yes, and with a sub standard size Pinkie plush. Lets test nuts real quick. The lighter is a reference
And ffs sage,....
>>380147>>380239>>380241not a tranny, just european male
>>380242Nice horse, certainly bigger than mine but that doesn't mean your powerlevel surpasses the tipping point or even mine. People in public look at me and my ponies in amazement, they are literally awwed by how cool i look. I have a literal spiritual connection to equestria and receive information from the ponies. So to insinuate im jealous is a fucking laugh. You fucker, did she teach you the meaning of friendship and equestria or just take your bits. Better trot on home, foal
>>380257>yes, your one flex blows my attempted flexes out of the water, but that doesnt mean...I notice this image isnt posted to ponerpics. Without checking the others, good of you to post direct. Dont make it weird, but you have made your self noticeable. Not a criticism, just saying
While you're contemplating how to respond, let me clarify. Your OP image was posted to ponerpics 4 days ago, and was the second to last point next to the "marker" for my daily sweep of delightful horsepussy.
By marker I mean, for visual and mnemonic recall, I pick a very memorable image and commit it to memory so that I know when to stop "tomorrow". Its very degenerate, I trust you can find the associable thread.
Welcome to Mlpol!
So, without intending to, you pinged on my radar from the beginning.
And yes, i'm sorry about the crack-pipe comment. It was an attempt to goad a response. Lots of ironic and disingenuous shitposting in this bitch, take your time
And sage is the email field here
>drugged up attention-seeking trannies
Trot gayfully in to a noose
>>380287Your careful scrutiny is agreed, but in the interest of propriety, no harm in being,... hospitable-ish?
>>380257>this is the average european "male" in 2025NOT. LOOKING. GOOD.
>>380287Who made this shit, if trixie is trans then how would she be burning a trans pride flag RETARDS
>>380295Can mods range ban Saudi Arabia? The internet has never been made any better by posts from Saudi Arabia.
>>380296But that post was pretty based tho.
>>380257>european maleEurope has fallen long time ago and you are a proof that it won't ever get up on it's own.
>>380314i am simply proof of hope. A glimpse at a better future.
>>380831What's your thoughts on horsepussy?
>>380834accurate horsepussy but not accurate mare teats.
>>380863How is that a position?
>>380834horsepussy is the only pussy i am attracted to and feel is right. human vagina on pony is vile. i want a ponut and that iconic, sculpted universal perfection that is the shape of a mares cunt. with extra squashsoup. i can live without crotchtits but if they are there then they must be small and not placed retardedly.
>>380872A respectable answer
>>380872The prevailing attitude around her wrt horsepussy is generall.as follows:
1. Yes, always, but cool it on AI shit unless its clean
2. Yes, always, especially in the advent of cross-boarders and undesirables (soyjack, lately)
3. Yes, always, and forever, because our boundaries are forged in horsepussy.
Ill give you a more lengthy explanation if preferred, but yes this site is founded in, on, by, with and in horsepussy we trust, in perpetuity.
Welcome to Mlpol ^_^
[Spoilers]You still get no wamen cred until tits, you know the rules[/spoilers]
Ffs, most posters are better about their posts. I just font give a fuck
>>380880>foiled by the inclement sIts [spoiler (with a close bracket) and [/spoiler (also with a close bracket).
>is retarded
>>380872>he photoshopped it himself and still hoverhanded her
>>380259Did you write all this post to say that you locked eyes with him touching while your willy?
>>380910More to say I sniffed a potential problem well in advance, while sourcing hoerspron
>>380915problem im not for what i shall contribute
>>381024Very well
>>381000 →I didn't say you were a problem, I said you were a potential problem. He says, having been a literal problem.
Oh come now, you had something to say just a minute ago!
I GOT A BUCKET FULL OF MARES AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO USE IT.
[YouTube] MAREWEATHER (full album)
[Embed]Well aren't you just a dick
4:00 for anyone else
Since you're here, if u wanna make a case against Tamers, its a good time. Or not, your choice. ^_^
And fill it up with mares
(7:00 if you wanna hear Pinkie tell you to fill it up with mares)
like reb n vodka. me and pinkamena would be a powercouple
>>381199Her face tho she appears either retarded or abused. Maybe both?
>>381212Was talking about the pinkie pie
FR, who the fuck cares about a fake wamen? Lowkey embarrassed
>>381286i am a male, not sure where you got the impression of me trying to impersonate a women
>>381167tamers is not a horsefucker. his horsefulness is none and he doesnt even watch the show. he switched over from sonic animations for weird fart and shit filled pony stuff(pulled an animated james) and had the gull to say pinkie pie is his favorite, pinkie pie is physically PHYSICALLY repulsed by him in the literal sense that the close tamers gets the further she gravitates away. people act like schizos trying to defends the slightest critisism with long paragraphs that always divert off the original point. they spam threads of him and act like the slop he spawns is the greatest thing ever.
>>381205leave pony out of this she didnt do anything. besides she was a bab plush and a thrift store rescue, this mare has the weight of the world of her back leave her be
>>381345>I'm a maleWell, I lost that bet,....
>not even a horsefuckerTY, I desired this lore. Still, Tamers gave us Flawless Sparklemoon
>leave pony outNo one is criticizing the pony, I'm just trying to figure out how to get under your skin
Okay, let me walk you through this.
You are on the radar of a particular asshole. No, this one is very special. Yes, that special. In any case, if you intend to continue to operate HERE you will not be able to avoid him. Yes, I know, you shouldn't HAVE to, but it is what it is. Hi! I'm that asshole! *waves*
Now, when navigating /mlpol/ what you 'need' to know is that no one gives a shit. That may not have come across right. What I mean is that this is our house (I say our, but I mean "their" cuz they're the staff). There's alot of old threads, and alot of new threads. The board IS fucking dead most of the time, but that's okay too. If we wanted "speed" we would wait 15 minutes to fucking post on 4chan. Nono, this is our house. You are welcome, and enjoy the horsepussy. I for one am not a Rainbow Dash aficianado, but I hear cumming in her is popular with John Elway, among others.
>>381431this particular asshole's particular pony waifu's asshole was particularly delightful while she squeeled horsenoises
>>381445<He doesn't knowIt's fine, he will.
Nice try, but (you) will have to do MUCH better than that ^_~
Hurry the fuck up e_e, you're interesting
Spotted, trying to self-promote in the merch thread
Apologies, it was the battlestations thread, not the merch thread
Oh oh, in a pinkie thread too. This could turn into a scavenger hunt!
So then, when you do come back - and I will further incentivize you, as you seem to need it - let us talk about who is the 'best brony' as you are wont to allege; I say allege, because let's look at the facts.
Yesterday (April 1st, cuz who knows how long your tranny-looking ass is gonna take to accept my warm and welcome invitation) was a blast, and I saw you all up in the mix, bumping/posting pony threads and shitposting in all the faces. It was amazing.
But lo, if one ventures into [s4s] and looks for the two persisting threads that you had there, you will find they have slid off.
And yet, you will still find a pink tank with MLPOL emblazoned on the front. Why is this? Because Lee's bot algorythm realizes that I am the real brony threat, and has made the foolish mistake of thinking that targeting the thread every so often will in some way upset or deter me; it will not, I wonder if the bot will persist until my ban for posting horseporn on /pol/ expires. It would amuse me greatly to post to the thread after the ban expires, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
So how are your threads doing? Did I ask that already?
Make no mistake, I want you to be an opponent; I appreciate the hubris attitude you affect as you often say/post what I'm thinking, but have the good sense to not say/post.
But so far I'm winning, so do try to keep up "best" brony. XD
Okay NOW it's pruned, but still - lol - what was it, 8 hours longer than your threads lasted?
>>380144Lmao this autist is unstoppable.
How do you feel that people are starting to notice O9A/The sharty since they hacked 4ch? They were the same ones shilling tamers.
>>383066Unstoppable is inaccurate. Tenacious is accurate. But also BTFO by the Ninjaz, so there's that
>>383066What exactly is the o9a sharty connection?
>>383291You're not fooling anyone
>>383291You're engaging with a schizo waste of time
>>380144what about this guy
>>380144I Want to Cum in OP
>>383298It was a genuine question...
>>383291Notice the sharty tranny calling me schizo lol.
4chan being taken down exposes links to grooming/blackmail cults funded by the CIA.
>>380144Hey autismbro, I got you a couple links to help prove mod infiltration of /mlp/. I liked your brain dead guy watching tamers meme, and your "tamers is a psyop" one is excellent.
First is all the deleted posts. A huge amount of criticism of tamers.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/tamers/deleted/deleteSecond is all posts mentioning the sharty, both calling out the sharty as shills and the sharty bragging they are spamming.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/sharty/deleted/deleted
Jannies on 4chan were niggers but at least they used to delete this faggots /soc/ threads
>>383945Yes, and they're now raiding 8chan
>>385599Fuck off donkey show tranny. 4/MLP/s mod team was ran by the donkey show which is why 100% of tamers groomer criticism was deleted.
>>383945Bradley cadenhead was convicted at 19. He started grooming when he was 15.
>>385599Yeah it might be a good idea to move threads like this to /sp/.
>>387414Dude not everyone who doesn't like your content is shill or soyteen. Come on.
>>387414Or, it's because you were fedjacketing someone that makes a well enjoyed webtoon while spamming actual schizophrenia while refusing to take tech advice to reduce your risk of get pwnd by actual feds. You proudly flaunt being a google user and when someone gives you alternatives you try to terminate the conversation with "I got hacked" without explaining how or demonstrating any measures to prevent future occurances of such.
>>387433Most lolcows don't post their own threads, and yes /sp/ is the correct board for this sort of thread
>>387450>/sp/shitpost? sockpuppet? shit threads?
>>387454Sports, for in /sp/ all is Football under the purview of John Elway who is 100% Football and also the Denver Broncos
>>387445I have zero idea what this word salad means. Sorry you fed trannies got exposed after hacking 4chan.
>>388047
Your schizo ranting about Tamers is getting annoying. Mods already told you to cut it out.
Stop shitting up OPs thread! I want xir to come back so I can dissect pik xer's brain.
>>380144OP... i think you dropped this image
>>388381This is OP attempting to half-assedly address their own thread, while attempting to discourage that they failed in their foremost objective: try to claim some degree of pny primacy.
>>387673>called out for being a lazy attention whore with a recount of a recent conversation>pretends to be profoundly, cartoonishly illiterate>calls critics trans to smokebomb behind culture war nonsenseThis has to be a psyop
>Inconsistent narrative hinging on scattered documentation>Any attempt to collect this documentation would thematically reinforce the narrative.>Narrative maintains donkey show's presense in the conciousness of the userbase, which increases chances users that don't know about or forgot about donkey show's websocket shenanigans might visit>Does not yeild to criticism, simply keeps persisting until someone agrees and begins aiding in the perpetuation in the narrative, ad infinitum>Knows the jannies are lenient due to years of growing numb to this general vibe
>>388430>this has to be a psyopIt's megalomania, and that ISN'T a reference
>>388596Yay!
Crazy couple weeks! Clearly you haven't roped so good on you
Yes, I saw you, I'm aware. Yes, I'm bumping (you)r thread. What-cha gonna do about it?
>oh, I'm just gonna self-fag on /mlp/ and pretend I don't know about this place
You're welcome, during the (pardon the phrasing, there's an appreciable amount of word-filters) shar-ty incident we "sopped up" arguably the "lion's share" of 4pony content.
I reiterate, cuz I saw you all over. You're welcome
Bweh heh heh heh. 4chan moderators were quick to delet, but not quick enough. OP will be at MareFair
>>392198Ninjaz AND Huffy? Pinch me.
>>380144>I could be balls deep in your waifu with just my smooth talking.Don't try to be cute.
>>392245Only a smol handful know what I actually look like, unless I'm wearing a giant plush or a fursuit. HUFFY however has made himself a target. Oh, not in a violent sense, but ngl I'ma try to boop a snoot, just cuz
<Or if'n ye watch which one goes out fer a cigarette every 20 minutes
SHOOSH
>>392283He's trying to troll me about the cow being pregnant, cuz she's infertile
>>392286When polandball said "gen her pragnent", he was ostensibly referring to the cow, because who wants to see a pregnant faggot?
i believe i can confidently say, phase 1 has long concluded. we have now entered phase 2! yay! things are hectic.
https://resource.horse/ and
https://huffyhorse.com/ will be ready with content within due time. i am going to marefair and trotcon. my book is on hold as i am producing my movie which is a light comedy, musical and expose on corruptness, faggots and trannies and tamers, etc working together like a fucking digital gang to rape the good name of equestria. no fun allowed! this though will open people up the situation and ease them into horseful spirtuality. once completley finished this movie will rock your plushies fucking socks off
[YouTube] nofunallowedopeningintroWIP
[Embed]
>>392796How far can you shove that screwdriver up your urethra. do you cry when you do.
>>392796>I will be at MarefairWe know. You probably won't like me, I'm kind of an asshole, but you have provided me much amusement and intrigue, so congratulations, you're on my scavenger hunt list.
>>392796Im coming to >Rape (You)
im pretty sure im literally fucking dying right now, been monitoring symptoms for days suspect a pulmonary embolism now its worsening in chest shoulder and neck and im pretty damn depressed but i guess this is like early entrance to equestria but i suppose ill be going alone thus sealing it off. i know more than any other horsefucker and never got to do shit or share a damn thing but im also a lazy piece of shit. im probably just gonna lie with my ponies in my bed until i die maybe take soemthing to speedup the process. i dont want to waste my time in hospitals, ever see a three legged filly. my hands are almost siezing up typing this but thats just the inability to breath and not pain in them. i guess if i survive within the next few days or idk ill post pinkie or something fun.
>>393640🙏🏻🙏🏻 praying for you to not recover 🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
>>393640Please go see a doctor. Don't go out without a fight.
>>393640Dude , i am survival a suicide
don't do it , life gets better if you try to give a fuck about yourself
it is just a phase and brain grows a self-destructive masochism in enjoying to make itself more depressed and makes the simplest problems bigger than what it already is and makes it to look like unsolvable
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get any help you can get , there are many people who would love to help you voluntarily
listen to happier songs , get a pet , don'g watch/read sad news , exercise , organize your room and home
nothing would change if you don't take the first step
give a shit about yourself , you are as important as other fuckers who live on this planet
>>393640I don't want you to die. There are so many worse people out there. You are great. It's okay to be lazy. Despite popular belief, willpower is limited. Just like one can't jump to the moon, one cannot resist temptation or withstand pain forever. You are not a bad person and you don't deserve this. Society is broken but in a good society, you would never even be in this situation. We need people like you.
I like you. I'm suicidal too. I can relate. I'm not telling you what to do, it's impossible for me to stop you from doing anything. But I want to, if I can, inject some joy into your life.
https://www.wcoflix.tv/dan-vs-season-3-episode-10-vegetableshttps://www.wcoflix.tv/anime/the-demon-girl-next-doorAlso, as always there's hospital psychiatric wards you could go to. I was in one like half year ago. It might not solve the deeper issues, it really depends on who you meet, but it does help in the moment and can open up new paths of help forward.
Explaining your problems to an therapist AI can help too. It helped me.
I can help to, or least I'll try my best, if you wish to talk about any aspect of it, or just talk in general.
>>393697honestly getting addicted to a series worked for me as well
my little pony was my cope with depression
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also i am glad there are people in this site who care about others , that is awesome and wholesome
>>393640I'm a serious Christian, and not of the many fakes and deceivers that are out there.
You can trust me when I say that living for someone better than you will give you a new lease on life, if that's what you want. There's no one better than Jesus Christ, despite all the disinformation out there on Him.
Don't forget that the most disgusting revolting people on the planet want you (and most posters on here) dead, so spite them and live! Even worse for those disgusting people - give your life to Christ, and live forever in Heaven with your brothers and sisters in Christ when in the distant future the time comes for our natural passing away (or catching up). It would be a shame to waste a good opportunity at pissing off the worst people on the planet by living a worthy and robust (Christian) life. :3
I'll hang around for a few days if you have questions.
>>393703Would J-dog approve of pony-human copulation?
>>393708I know this was intended as bait, but I have a serious response anyway.
In Gen6:1-4 we read that the "sons of god" (not human) married the daughters of men (normal humans) and we wound up with nephilim - giants.
Common interpretations include that the 'sons of god' were "angels" since this happened before the actual expulsion of God's choir director, but that after the fallout from that event, still-angels took the hint and stop meddling where their astrological dick didn't belong.
Now, the giants were never condemned as evil because of their parentage, and we never read again about the sons-of-god which is why it's unclear what happened, BUT the giants are never presented as helpful or well-adjusted with a working moral compass either.
Conversely, ponies, IE just equines, don't have a soul. Not around here, anyway - and the purpose of sex in marriage is to bond husband/wife ("the two become one flesh) so sex with an animal will always be inadequate - she would just be a cumsock with feelings.
But consider how much larger the alicorns are than normal ponies. Again, giants in the land, and Equestria depends on them being moral to avoid many, many pitfalls that the pitiful earth ponies couldn't dig themselves out of.
So I'm going to present the idea that, were the daughters of Pony were to show up here, making foals with them is probably a bad idea.
this weekend was put in medical debt, ill be fine, doesnt matter what happened. and harrassed by an irl schizo horsefucker with a crush on me. im kinda in a no more mr.fuckingaroundpony kind mood, no more mr.nicepony although i am a nice pony. i am going to pick up the pace and fucking get shit done. i cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye, promise i will pick up the pace. i have such an extensive expose im putting together that i could form a little horsefucker wiki on the information and proof of corruption and shady shit. also will be distributing free, hand sewn mini anon filly dolls at mare fair to those who are most horseful
>>393775>this weekend was put in medical debtAre you going to live?
>>393776ill be fine most likely. and i dont plan to catch the friendship express until at least after mare fair or to 3 years
>>393760Thats one really long winded way of saying nothing when Leviticus 18:23 is sufficient.
>>393784It's not, though. Ponies are people -- the kind of ponies asked about, above. They were, I would think, made like us, to be eternal creations.
So, either it's fine, it's fine but the couple will never have foals, or you'll flood the land with satyrs.
>>393786wait we have female in our fandom?!
ofc that was a joke i want more female reactors for mlp
i only found 5 and 3 of them deleted their channels
>>393787Girls don't real, stupid!
>>393796there are only two genders , Men and Dickless Men