>>380240 I never paid the lolcow threads on /sp/ much attention, but the dude here is talking about his dick in the OP. I think it is safe to assume he is a troon.
>>380147 >>380239 >>380241 not a tranny, just european male >>380242 Nice horse, certainly bigger than mine but that doesn't mean your powerlevel surpasses the tipping point or even mine. People in public look at me and my ponies in amazement, they are literally awwed by how cool i look. I have a literal spiritual connection to equestria and receive information from the ponies. So to insinuate im jealous is a fucking laugh. You fucker, did she teach you the meaning of friendship and equestria or just take your bits. Better trot on home, foal
>>380257 >yes, your one flex blows my attempted flexes out of the water, but that doesnt mean... I notice this image isnt posted to ponerpics. Without checking the others, good of you to post direct. Dont make it weird, but you have made your self noticeable. Not a criticism, just saying
While you're contemplating how to respond, let me clarify. Your OP image was posted to ponerpics 4 days ago, and was the second to last point next to the "marker" for my daily sweep of delightful horsepussy. By marker I mean, for visual and mnemonic recall, I pick a very memorable image and commit it to memory so that I know when to stop "tomorrow". Its very degenerate, I trust you can find the associable thread.
Welcome to Mlpol! So, without intending to, you pinged on my radar from the beginning.
And yes, i'm sorry about the crack-pipe comment. It was an attempt to goad a response. Lots of ironic and disingenuous shitposting in this bitch, take your time And sage is the email field here
>>380834 horsepussy is the only pussy i am attracted to and feel is right. human vagina on pony is vile. i want a ponut and that iconic, sculpted universal perfection that is the shape of a mares cunt. with extra squashsoup. i can live without crotchtits but if they are there then they must be small and not placed retardedly.
>>380872 The prevailing attitude around her wrt horsepussy is generall.as follows: 1. Yes, always, but cool it on AI shit unless its clean 2. Yes, always, especially in the advent of cross-boarders and undesirables (soyjack, lately) 3. Yes, always, and forever, because our boundaries are forged in horsepussy.
Ill give you a more lengthy explanation if preferred, but yes this site is founded in, on, by, with and in horsepussy we trust, in perpetuity.
Welcome to Mlpol ^_^ [Spoilers]You still get no wamen cred until tits, you know the rules[/spoilers] Ffs, most posters are better about their posts. I just font give a fuck
>>381286 i am a male, not sure where you got the impression of me trying to impersonate a women >>381167 tamers is not a horsefucker. his horsefulness is none and he doesnt even watch the show. he switched over from sonic animations for weird fart and shit filled pony stuff(pulled an animated james) and had the gull to say pinkie pie is his favorite, pinkie pie is physically PHYSICALLY repulsed by him in the literal sense that the close tamers gets the further she gravitates away. people act like schizos trying to defends the slightest critisism with long paragraphs that always divert off the original point. they spam threads of him and act like the slop he spawns is the greatest thing ever. >>381205 leave pony out of this she didnt do anything. besides she was a bab plush and a thrift store rescue, this mare has the weight of the world of her back leave her be
>>381345 >I'm a male Well, I lost that bet,.... >not even a horsefucker TY, I desired this lore. Still, Tamers gave us Flawless Sparklemoon >leave pony out No one is criticizing the pony, I'm just trying to figure out how to get under your skin
You are on the radar of a particular asshole. No, this one is very special. Yes, that special. In any case, if you intend to continue to operate HERE you will not be able to avoid him. Yes, I know, you shouldn't HAVE to, but it is what it is. Hi! I'm that asshole! *waves*
Now, when navigating /mlpol/ what you 'need' to know is that no one gives a shit. That may not have come across right. What I mean is that this is our house (I say our, but I mean "their" cuz they're the staff). There's alot of old threads, and alot of new threads. The board IS fucking dead most of the time, but that's okay too. If we wanted "speed" we would wait 15 minutes to fucking post on 4chan. Nono, this is our house. You are welcome, and enjoy the horsepussy. I for one am not a Rainbow Dash aficianado, but I hear cumming in her is popular with John Elway, among others.
So then, when you do come back - and I will further incentivize you, as you seem to need it - let us talk about who is the 'best brony' as you are wont to allege; I say allege, because let's look at the facts. Yesterday (April 1st, cuz who knows how long your tranny-looking ass is gonna take to accept my warm and welcome invitation) was a blast, and I saw you all up in the mix, bumping/posting pony threads and shitposting in all the faces. It was amazing.
But lo, if one ventures into [s4s] and looks for the two persisting threads that you had there, you will find they have slid off. And yet, you will still find a pink tank with MLPOL emblazoned on the front. Why is this? Because Lee's bot algorythm realizes that I am the real brony threat, and has made the foolish mistake of thinking that targeting the thread every so often will in some way upset or deter me; it will not, I wonder if the bot will persist until my ban for posting horseporn on /pol/ expires. It would amuse me greatly to post to the thread after the ban expires, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
So how are your threads doing? Did I ask that already? Make no mistake, I want you to be an opponent; I appreciate the hubris attitude you affect as you often say/post what I'm thinking, but have the good sense to not say/post. But so far I'm winning, so do try to keep up "best" brony. XD
>>380144 Hey autismbro, I got you a couple links to help prove mod infiltration of /mlp/. I liked your brain dead guy watching tamers meme, and your "tamers is a psyop" one is excellent.
>>387414 Or, it's because you were fedjacketing someone that makes a well enjoyed webtoon while spamming actual schizophrenia while refusing to take tech advice to reduce your risk of get pwnd by actual feds. You proudly flaunt being a google user and when someone gives you alternatives you try to terminate the conversation with "I got hacked" without explaining how or demonstrating any measures to prevent future occurances of such.
>>388381 This is OP attempting to half-assedly address their own thread, while attempting to discourage that they failed in their foremost objective: try to claim some degree of pny primacy.
>>387673 >called out for being a lazy attention whore with a recount of a recent conversation >pretends to be profoundly, cartoonishly illiterate >calls critics trans to smokebomb behind culture war nonsense This has to be a psyop >Inconsistent narrative hinging on scattered documentation >Any attempt to collect this documentation would thematically reinforce the narrative. >Narrative maintains donkey show's presense in the conciousness of the userbase, which increases chances users that don't know about or forgot about donkey show's websocket shenanigans might visit >Does not yeild to criticism, simply keeps persisting until someone agrees and begins aiding in the perpetuation in the narrative, ad infinitum >Knows the jannies are lenient due to years of growing numb to this general vibe
>oh, I'm just gonna self-fag on /mlp/ and pretend I don't know about this place You're welcome, during the (pardon the phrasing, there's an appreciable amount of word-filters) shar-ty incident we "sopped up" arguably the "lion's share" of 4pony content. I reiterate, cuz I saw you all over. You're welcome
>>392245 Only a smol handful know what I actually look like, unless I'm wearing a giant plush or a fursuit. HUFFY however has made himself a target. Oh, not in a violent sense, but ngl I'ma try to boop a snoot, just cuz
i believe i can confidently say, phase 1 has long concluded. we have now entered phase 2! yay! things are hectic. https://resource.horse/ and https://huffyhorse.com/ will be ready with content within due time. i am going to marefair and trotcon. my book is on hold as i am producing my movie which is a light comedy, musical and expose on corruptness, faggots and trannies and tamers, etc working together like a fucking digital gang to rape the good name of equestria. no fun allowed! this though will open people up the situation and ease them into horseful spirtuality. once completley finished this movie will rock your plushies fucking socks off https://youtu.be/ttn5EnYjgBE?si=RQ0qXuIpGbApR3FQ
>>392796 >I will be at Marefair We know. You probably won't like me, I'm kind of an asshole, but you have provided me much amusement and intrigue, so congratulations, you're on my scavenger hunt list.
im pretty sure im literally fucking dying right now, been monitoring symptoms for days suspect a pulmonary embolism now its worsening in chest shoulder and neck and im pretty damn depressed but i guess this is like early entrance to equestria but i suppose ill be going alone thus sealing it off. i know more than any other horsefucker and never got to do shit or share a damn thing but im also a lazy piece of shit. im probably just gonna lie with my ponies in my bed until i die maybe take soemthing to speedup the process. i dont want to waste my time in hospitals, ever see a three legged filly. my hands are almost siezing up typing this but thats just the inability to breath and not pain in them. i guess if i survive within the next few days or idk ill post pinkie or something fun.
>>393640 Dude , i am survival a suicide don't do it , life gets better if you try to give a fuck about yourself it is just a phase and brain grows a self-destructive masochism in enjoying to make itself more depressed and makes the simplest problems bigger than what it already is and makes it to look like unsolvable -- get any help you can get , there are many people who would love to help you voluntarily listen to happier songs , get a pet , don'g watch/read sad news , exercise , organize your room and home nothing would change if you don't take the first step give a shit about yourself , you are as important as other fuckers who live on this planet
>>393640 I don't want you to die. There are so many worse people out there. You are great. It's okay to be lazy. Despite popular belief, willpower is limited. Just like one can't jump to the moon, one cannot resist temptation or withstand pain forever. You are not a bad person and you don't deserve this. Society is broken but in a good society, you would never even be in this situation. We need people like you.
I like you. I'm suicidal too. I can relate. I'm not telling you what to do, it's impossible for me to stop you from doing anything. But I want to, if I can, inject some joy into your life. https://www.wcoflix.tv/dan-vs-season-3-episode-10-vegetables https://www.wcoflix.tv/anime/the-demon-girl-next-door Also, as always there's hospital psychiatric wards you could go to. I was in one like half year ago. It might not solve the deeper issues, it really depends on who you meet, but it does help in the moment and can open up new paths of help forward. Explaining your problems to an therapist AI can help too. It helped me. I can help to, or least I'll try my best, if you wish to talk about any aspect of it, or just talk in general.
>>393697 honestly getting addicted to a series worked for me as well my little pony was my cope with depression -- also i am glad there are people in this site who care about others , that is awesome and wholesome
>>393640 I'm a serious Christian, and not of the many fakes and deceivers that are out there. You can trust me when I say that living for someone better than you will give you a new lease on life, if that's what you want. There's no one better than Jesus Christ, despite all the disinformation out there on Him. Don't forget that the most disgusting revolting people on the planet want you (and most posters on here) dead, so spite them and live! Even worse for those disgusting people - give your life to Christ, and live forever in Heaven with your brothers and sisters in Christ when in the distant future the time comes for our natural passing away (or catching up). It would be a shame to waste a good opportunity at pissing off the worst people on the planet by living a worthy and robust (Christian) life. :3 I'll hang around for a few days if you have questions.
>>393708 I know this was intended as bait, but I have a serious response anyway.
In Gen6:1-4 we read that the "sons of god" (not human) married the daughters of men (normal humans) and we wound up with nephilim - giants.
Common interpretations include that the 'sons of god' were "angels" since this happened before the actual expulsion of God's choir director, but that after the fallout from that event, still-angels took the hint and stop meddling where their astrological dick didn't belong.
Now, the giants were never condemned as evil because of their parentage, and we never read again about the sons-of-god which is why it's unclear what happened, BUT the giants are never presented as helpful or well-adjusted with a working moral compass either.
Conversely, ponies, IE just equines, don't have a soul. Not around here, anyway - and the purpose of sex in marriage is to bond husband/wife ("the two become one flesh) so sex with an animal will always be inadequate - she would just be a cumsock with feelings.
But consider how much larger the alicorns are than normal ponies. Again, giants in the land, and Equestria depends on them being moral to avoid many, many pitfalls that the pitiful earth ponies couldn't dig themselves out of.
So I'm going to present the idea that, were the daughters of Pony were to show up here, making foals with them is probably a bad idea.
this weekend was put in medical debt, ill be fine, doesnt matter what happened. and harrassed by an irl schizo horsefucker with a crush on me. im kinda in a no more mr.fuckingaroundpony kind mood, no more mr.nicepony although i am a nice pony. i am going to pick up the pace and fucking get shit done. i cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye, promise i will pick up the pace. i have such an extensive expose im putting together that i could form a little horsefucker wiki on the information and proof of corruption and shady shit. also will be distributing free, hand sewn mini anon filly dolls at mare fair to those who are most horseful
>>393784 It's not, though. Ponies are people -- the kind of ponies asked about, above. They were, I would think, made like us, to be eternal creations.
So, either it's fine, it's fine but the couple will never have foals, or you'll flood the land with satyrs.
>>393786 wait we have female in our fandom?! ofc that was a joke i want more female reactors for mlp i only found 5 and 3 of them deleted their channels
i have branded aryanne and pinkie pies cutie mark into me to celebrate waifu wednesday. here is short pic of the aryanne of. the video will release tomarrow with multiple microphones and camerashots
>>395658 >He's also a "self-harms for attention on the internet" variety of troon You are the reason people bring canisters of chlorine gas to conventions
laughter is hope, laughter is a driving force and what make ponk such a silly horse. That ryhmes and is funny. kikes attempted to break my spirit but i am still here, ive been going the wrong path(right at the start, but now i am going to pinkiepiefag HARDER than ever and save horsefucking. i am now going down my no more mr nice pony phase and am going to pinkamenamaxx hard. i will shatter the facade and i will bring the light, then the horsies can all trot free once more. those our stand in our way will feel the power of friendship. im not the same huffyhorse with a heart of gold but the brutal and jaded fucking but fair emperor of horsepower bonemareoh. im the new and improved huffy, the better huffy and im setting my friendship values aside just a little >>395882 sounds like the whining of a faggot who doesnt have cutie marks branded into their flesh FOREVER marking their human form until they depart and become a pony. my skin is marked with mare flair and you probably have a harddrive of mares with flares, faggot >ponk branding https://u.pone.rs/prciceab.mp4 >aryanne brand https://u.pone.rs/vitjpgoo.mp4 >intro and timestamp https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0wf252uz.mp4 https://pomf2.lain.la/f/40tswvq8.mp4
>>396764 >a faggot who doesnt have cutie marks branded into their flesh FOREVER You don't either. You have an indistinguishable coat hanger scribble temporarily visible on the epidermis of your pudgy twink leg. It has likely fully healed over since I reported your video to YouTube. I have muscle mass, a strong skeleton, hundreds of little scars from playing rough with my little kitty, blonde hair, and blue eyes. That means a whole lot more to the common mare than some grotesque, infected mockery of Pony biology burnt in to the Estradiol-rich fat of some jawless ladyboy who needed to use up the remaining fuel in his crack lighter. You might as well have just gone full nigger and gotten a tattoo, but I guess weed and hormones consume most of your disability cheque. I feel bad for whatever kids use those dirty toys in your backyard for having to coexist alongside you.
Do yourself a favor dude. Grow a beard. Lift some weights. You're young enough to turn yourself around and become someone who a little pony wouldn't gawk at.
>>396850 Order of the Nine Angles, it's some schizo far-right Satanic group. From what I've heard it's largely a Fed honeypot at this point, only the edgiest and most retarded of edgelord retards seem to have any interest in it these days. I'm not surprised the donkey show would be connected to them.
Honestly I've read every post in this thread and I still have no idea what's going on in here. My advice would be to just stay the hell away from it; it's just schizo nonsense.
>>396851 >From what I've heard it's largely a Fed honeypot at this point, Yup, every time there is a post mentioning the schizos, a glownigger is behind.
>>396887 >O9A is a dead group Very likely, but it looks like glowniggers are fishing for clues anyway. There have been a few posts mention it in the last weeks.
>>396889 I used to be in the same discord server as that solomon school shooter guy and although i didn't see posting anything there it was overall for chuckles and giggles, all this O9A/764/etc bullshit isn't taken seriously as people think it is It's a big post-post-post-irony joke just like with the 2016 kekistanis