/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>367981
pedophile moment

>>372249
Would you lick my hooves?

Oh god have I been away for a while. Thanks >>372244 for keeping the foalcon posting up. Maybe we need some easter foalcon to keep with the theming since I don't have any April Fools foalcon yet

>>372285
>April Fools foalcon
I wonder what that would look like.
>Filly Gets Triple Penetrated Prank (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual)

https://fimfetch.net/foalcon-advisory
100% chance this dude is a pedo himself, nobody is going to spend years doing this unless they have something to hide LOL

>>372292
Funny seeing wootmaster on this. The nigger can moralize and shit on the people he attention-whored for as much as he wants but he will never outrun his past.

>>372292
>100% chance this dude is a pedo himself
This has actually been proven lol, the guy is a complete hypocrite

>>372303
>Lyrics include "human dicks with no foreskin on loli girls thats around age ten"
oddly specific.

>>372292
I like my porn as much as the next guy, but I'm sure making it less acceptable and accessible would be a good thing. Maybe we need people like this, to keep it fringe at least. I dunno.

>>372327
>um akchyually you should be SHAMED and RUN OUT for liking ponies
go back to leftypol, nigger.

>>372319
Knew it, happens every single time pretty much without fail. and they always post it publicly for good boy points and then the internet goes a digging and finds stuff like this

If loving her is wrong then I don't want to be right.

>>372332
this is cute LOL normally the guy is the one that has to stand on the bucket

>>368938
Incest is disgusting and you are a retard.
>when your genetics are so shit you instinctively want to flush them down the toilet by breeding with dysgenic mates
Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.

>>368032
Also, fillyfuckers are all pedophiles, no exceptions. in MLP, Fillies are depicted with many artistic symbols and cultural motifs to remind the viewer of young, prepubescent children. Some examples being their disposition and personality, their proportions, their social roles, to even their voices. You are attracted to the MLP equivalent of grade schoolers. You are a pedophile.

>>372484
Are horsefuckers zoophiles and disgusting too?

>>372484
incest and child marriage is good. the real issue is coomers and gooners, which is sadly many anons in this thread

>>372493
>incest is good
fuck off

>>372495
why do you think wealthy royal families practice it? you must be a newfag

>>372496
Endogamy led to birth defects even when royals did it.

>>372497
these are outlier cases. as long as the parents have healthy genes they will have healthy offspring. this is because genes evolve in sets, 2 similar DNA codes are able to tolerate shuffling. birth defects can also happen from outbreeding depression too

Shut up and post filly pussy you faggots

>>372493
ok mohammad

>>373945
I sure am.

Howdy?

>>375482
Howdy

>>375482
howdy

>>376100
What combination of research chemicals and Hitlerian rituals must I engage in to believably hallucinate filly facesitting?

>>376101
Believe in Jesus the Christ our savior and friend.
He has better things ready for you.

>>376104
>He has better things ready for you.
Like filly femdom gangrape?

>>376104
>>376107
Like Evil-Filly impregnation?

>>376108
That would be a great way to teach Cozy the importance of friendship. Having a foal of her own would awaken instinctual maternal desire to see her child perform well socially and be liked. This would culminate in her being nice herself to set an example and then coming to appreciate the positive feedback she receives.

If not, then we impregnate Cozy's foal too.
Hell impregnate Cozy Jr. no matter how she turns out

>>376158
>Having a foal of her own would awaken instinctual maternal desire to see her child perform well socially and be liked. This would culminate in her being nice herself to set an example and then coming to appreciate the positive feedback she receives.
I've been hearing about this a lot on 4chan lately ever since pic related came out.
Too bad it doesn't actually work irl. Sticking your dick in crazy breeds crazy.

>>376159
Its tempting to comment on the credibility of posts/posters in the foalcon thread that assert knowledge of what happens when their penis is placed in a vagina, even a crazy one

>>376159
>Too bad it doesn't actually work irl. Sticking your dick in crazy breeds crazy.
That's how the equilibrium is maintained. You know "good times create weak warriors? There's a similar principle when it comes to the sexuality of mares and men.

Men and stallions are diverse in their physical and mental capabilities. Each son and saddle of God has his predetermined role to play which he will excel at even in the face of utmost oppression. Obsessive Asperger's in humans and cutie marks for ponies confirms this. While you won't see a cutie mark or IRC channel for it, one of these areas of expertise is rape (Skyrim mod). These "correctors" posses the ability to use their vril and masculine talents to extinguish the hellfire soul of a female who has strayed from the path of Heaven. By dominating a wicked mare in to submission and planting within her a foal, a corrector stallion can potentially vanquish evil while still bringing more life in to the world - life of his own which may either grow to perform similar feats of heroism, or become a vessel for another strong stallion to further his own bloodline.

Crazy doesn't multiply through breeding; it can only be given. When a mare such as Cozy Glow is bred by force, she will become corrected and retire from evil. If the ritual brings a filly in to this world, the foal will grow in to an equally crazy pony. This crazyness can be directed through influence however, and even be pointed towards good. If not, the score remains even as another bratty filly in need of correction is set loose for a while. If Cozy Glow brings a colt in to the world, she will relentlessly nurture him in to becoming a stallion capable of greatness, ending her line of crazy.

Now on to the "good times create weak warriors" part. When the stock of crazy mares runs dry, these corrector stallions, destined to fuck furiously, will seek out lesser and lesser evils to extinguish with their seed. In a world without evil mares, the good ones will fall victim to the demands of Stallions and men alike. In that event, the poles of bred evil are flipped and it becomes the responsibility of holy Alicorn princesses to defeat these ferociously horny stallions. Instead of breeding them however, they just turn them to stone, forcing them to lay forever hard yet uncumming. When do the poles flip back? A reign of an archmare matriarchy, of genetically and sexually superior females, can plant in any filly the seeds of jealousy. Driven mad by the tyranny of beautiful, strong, all-powerful giantess alicorns who command respect from all merely for being born in to nobility, these jealous fillies will stop at nothing to achieve a similar status. By force. Which means those who can force the evil bratty fillies to change their mind will find their calling once again. The Rape Stallions return, and the cycle repeats.

>>376166
As a shitpost it's fun.
As grounds to find truth, and what is right, it's False.
>equilibrium
The cycle of failure is embedded as a corrosive genetic memetic infection.
If that was the only consideration, it's obvious the question becomes when will people fail?
Thus the failure cycle. Sort of failing to fail, failing doing good.
That's how the world operates.
The heavenly Father of Jesus the Christ has a different mode to be in.
In total victory. From Eternal Victory to Eternal Victory.
Many are suckered into mostly failing to fail as the main way to be.
Most aren't even living, just failing at dying.
That's a sad state of affairs.
To continually fail at dying until that fails too.
So there's a better option, now.
>dominating removes the failure of wahmins
False, only One can do that.
Having them fail at being failures would only be a matter of time and circumstance till that too fails.
>There is purpose for everyone
Yes, and it's not failure.
Shake of the stench of failure with Jesus the Christ.
Trying anything else is less than total Eternal Victory.
Heroism as you've defined it, is another failing.
Any action of failure spreads that illness.
So call The Doctor that conquered all failure with total victory.
He has the cure.
Besides if anyone fails to live then, pic three.
>>376159
You've deduced correctly. There's two parts.
A) People desire to have enough agency to fix the failures in others.
B) An ulterior motive. Increase the single mother criminal state and divorce rape.

little colts....

>>376166
>>376167
I honestly don't know which side of this debate is more deranged, the pedos rambling about their sexual fantasies, or the soapboxer who thinks the other side is receptive to his religious screeching.

>>376176
>his
You think its only one anon? Ngl tho, the bible-thumpers are more agreeable than the "not-pedos-cuz-reasons"

>>376176
When it's anons being ridiculously bombastic, I assume it's shitposting. Lolicon is already rather detached from reality, and this is ponies, which is another layer of detachment.
I don't doubt real pedos hide under the label; the main distinction is their inevitable acting in real life with real children. I don't know how to quite explain it, but when you interact with these disguisers, you eventually just know. They go in just that particular inclination in a specific demeanor that it registers as a red flag. Their intent is what normals fear in the whole subject: a lack of detachment, the inability to distinguish fantasy from reality.

>>376181
Now imagine that the ones you can discern are the obvious idiots

Alright, enough with the religious debate already. This thread is supposed to be about sexualizing theoretically underaged imaginary cartoon horses and making Jesus cry.

I love her.

>>376227
She loves you too!

God I've not been on here for an age it seems. Life gets too much in the way. Such cute posts though while I've been gone.

>>376227
Such a cute filly, hope you take good care of your little wife

>>376173
Now that's one cute way to have a sex ed class, although I'm sure teaching that way will guarantee she has the next generation of her classroom growing in her

>>376296
>although I'm sure teaching that way will guarantee she has the next generation of her classroom growing in her

>she keeps getting pregnant
>never seen with a special somepony by anypony
>the townsponies start to ask questions because of this
lol

>>376420
Now just how the hay is she supposed to raise all those foals as a (may god forgive me for saying this) single mom and a teacher? That doesn’t make any sense.

>>376420
pedo mares are lucky

>>376535
God i wish that were me(on the bottom)

I came here to bully you.

>>376466
You're not a pony if you say this.

>>376653
Before you go, one wonders if you might offer an update on >>>/sp/24377 →

>>376655
Psychiatry ain't my domain, you know.

>>377567
Anon, no. That's not what that's for.

>>376656
You call these foals? Some alicorns don't even grow that big. And the nigger weed... YUCK!

>>377609
>he doesn't buy foal-sized furniture for his fillies
ngmi

>>372260
i like this one a lot so heres the text version

>>377808
Hot take:
Normally not into fillies/foals, but Golly is beyond deranged. I think if she could be tried as an adult....

>>377811
to think that she was originally meant to be either a creature or worse, a male

>>376535
It is true, mares have it lucky but I'm sure there are some good ones that would help a stallion out too. Can't be having all the procreational sex with foals for themselves after all. Much like colt cum works best in mares, fillies need stallion cum for the best results.

>>377610
Its funny how I never watched the season with her in but I see her in all the foalcon art and makes me wish she had been in an earlier season

Anyway go impregnate/be impregnated by a foal, that's my advise for the few times I am on here

I need ideas. Which foalcon should I make next ?

>>378514
Two foals who grow up together and learn loving with each other, then go on to get married and start a family. When I was a teenager, I wanted nothing more than to meet the woman of my dreams and have children, and I honestly believe that if I had become a teenage parent, I wouldn't be any worse off than I am now. Ponies of your choice. Make it wholesome. You won't do it, fag.

>>378828
It's one of my lingering regrets that I didnt get my HS sweetheart pregante o_o

>>378829
Word.

When I was in middle school I met this sweet girl at a sleepover at my buddy's place. She's one of two girls that I ever felt that way about. She called my a couple days after and said we should be a thing. We each lived on the other side of town. She said I should ask my mom to drive me over there so we could ride bikes and hang out. I didn't want to do it because I thought it was embarrassing. We never did 'see' each other after that sleepover.

I saw her two years later at my buddy's graduation. She was fat, and seemed unhappy. I couldn't help but think, as a sensitive kid, did I do that to her? Did I break her heart and break her? All I did that night was smile at her, and she smiled back. She came to me asking me to be her boyfriend. We got along great that night and would've at least had fun for a while as a couple of kids. Did I ruin her, just because I thought it would be cringey to ask my mom to drive me and my bike to the other side of town to spend time with my girlfriend? She lived on a big property with horses too. I done goofed.

There's only like a handful of times that I can look back on in my life and genuinely sausage at or regret, and that's one of them. The rest is just to be expected from a child. Maybe it's all in my head. Maybe nothing would have come of it and not much would really change, but I do feel bad about that one. Is it just narcissism to think that a decision so small on my part would have such a big impact? Probably, right? I'm just an ass. But still, I think "what if?" What if I threw away a good life for myself and, more importantly, ruined another? Relationships can be so traumatic, man. That's why I just want to see a couple sweet little ponies have one that works out.

>>378831
>>378828
>>378829
You'll only know if you ask God. Only He knows if you both and the spawn would have been happy. If that relationship would have been beneficial for you.
On the one hand there's the world with divorce court and paying immense amounts of cash to gold diggers who may or may not abuse your theoretical kid even if the theoretical kid isn't yours, on the other hand you have not that. Ranging from dysfunctional to excellent compatibility.
What could have been is interesting, but God does better than mere vain imaginings.
He can, where all else says it's impossible He can do so.
He has a better plan for you.

>>378833
That never even happened. It was just one post by some good-hearted Anon who, in his own way, was trying to dissuade his fellows from feeling regret and despair. You are a goober.

Alright, disregard that, I suck cocks. Slow, board infrequent visits, am retarded. Got it.