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Q:How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew?
A: Trust me!
>>372855Lmao you pathetic horsefuckers never fail to make me laugh with your ”mlpol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>372877Get wrecked homo.
>>372878>falling for obvious bait
>>372878It's just a pasta.
>>372888>pastaFrom where? It looks very specific to me.
no way, soyjaks in a non-sharty altchan
>>372889It's from 4cuck. He just changed "racists" with "horsefuckers". I don't blame you, a lot of anons stopped lurking that shithole altogether.
>>372908>>372907No offense, but none of these are particularly funny.
>>372909>not funnyI find the 4th pic at
>>372907 hilarious.
Imagine to report a bug on the Zig language at GitHub because of niggers and jews. Taking into account that most developers are commies rubbing the Code of Conduct on everybody's face, the nervous breakdown that bug report caused must to of epic proportions.
KEK
also found this on /mlp/ the other day, made me laugh
>>372923
I assure you there wasn't any confusion. Judy this once I would recommend you delete the specific post I'm replying to that is 372923, it didn't and doesn't help you in anyway. So please reconsider.
Speaking of confusion I took a trip down memory lane here. A few minutes of watching supercharging Hasbro it came.
Not only were they at the end of the alphabet, but also the butt of the joke.
Generation Z is morphing into the final form the Conzoomer.
Speaking of which any newfrens should definitely take a trip to the past, it's worth it.
>>372924Did a typo there sorry.
somewhat original content
>>372931What is the meaning behind pics 3 and 4?
>>372934Not him, but I assume the band-aids in pic 3 means he's still vaxxing and boosting, and the pass in pic 4 is supposed to be a vaxx pass.
>>372913tysm. I was the one who filed that bug report :-)
You can't make this shit up.
>>373017This is a troll account. Nobody uses the stupid safety pin meme anymore.
>>372940yep, generally used as an illustration on twitter. turns out mspaint classic is the best tool for this job.
Was watching S1E10 and saw an opportunity to make a caption meme
>>373170I have to say... the 1st one is not right-wing style and not funny, I doubt any anon watches comedy. The 2nd is too complicated to follow as it mixes races not even present in Europe, I mean, the brain has to expended additional CPU cycles to understand what it is the meaning of the meme and that effort nullifies any funny content.
>>373171>I am totally an super expert on the societies of image boards and political leanings and legalism. You must never have any humor it may do thing I don't want to you.Humor is funny due to high concentrations of Sidesaccelerant, arguably the most effective anti-blackpill media that humans can digest. Its the same substance that gives adult horse fuckers their politics, because the horse pussy they eat is rich in it. Look it up. Also, yes humor is really good for you and you can eat lots of it.
Pinkie Pie and her pink pony pussy has incredibly high amounts of concentrated humor. Since her laughter is also stored in the snowpity, despite what some so called experts may claim. The PPPPP could fill one standard size clown car per serving. As hores pussy is a complete complex psychoactive nutrient it only makes sense why any Anon can eat five dozen eggs. Even as decor is positively micro-gasm efficent. One pillow talk and what would have been a hard trip and hernia is a great discovery.
>>373392Damn, you're good at drawing!
>>372893There r many poner posters on 'arty /qa/ so u shouldnt be surprised
>>373439thanks, i made a new thing. you know, it's pride month so if you have any custom flag idea i can edit this for the SPECIAL MLPOL OFFER -50% your flag here!
>>373648Looks great. I love how you chose classic SGI window decoration
>>373651yep, 4dwm is stylish, i always wanted one to make my own 3d animation, but i got into 2d instead. anyways HERE GOES CONTROVERSIAL CONTENT!
>>373666Dear god, you can't do that it's too edgy too poignant.
You can't just
have a little pony looking at an old screen monitor at night a pony needs sleepies.Good job.
>>373667This filly works for me 24/7 in a training period of course.
Also felt like finishing that birb.
>>373674Hoi!
>>373844>metalocalypseWhat did the troons do to ruin that? I don't remember there being any propaganda or woke bs in it.
>>373848The episode Diversityklok come to mind, but even though it was a long time since watching that, I remember these to be strongly comedic parodies on the whole topic. Maybe it's a reddit cancerchamber that the meme is referring to but I wouldn't know.
>>375110That's why you don't just fencejump, you love a horse intimely like a wife.
>>375114klassic pic, cool to see it got updated lol
>>375415>my wife has a black sonwat
>>373018Who says this was a recent screenshot? There really were incidents of people trying to assault those open carrying to steal their weapon and then report that they've done a "good thing" to the police.
These people really are dangerously stupid and invasively hostile. The basic realities of life and the value of borders not being understood is one of the core aspects of who they often are as people.
>>377881Pic 4 is so based
>>379607It does exist tho
>>379611>It does exist thoThe "plane of flesh" thing? If so, it's probably something that should be avoided.
>>380613How to put this?
>to be avoidedIn the same sense that a nuclear reactor is dangerous to one who doesn't know what they're doing, yes.
Ahh fuck it, might as well, it's late/early.
Yes, it is a plane of flesh, but thats like seeing a bunch of trees for the forest.
It is the plane of unbridled biological form, of body, of ohysical essence and manifestation. It is awesome, but by the time you've seen it you,... well you're supposed to be unmoved by such things. Its not a '101-course' plane, nut its not THAT big of a deal if you did your previous coursework. And if not, wtf are you even doing in this building??
Took me a minute.
If you want a quick rundown, examine the following image
>>380625So, the Flesh Plain would be somewhere in either the neck, the face, or the "hat"?
The "unbridled-ness" you mentioned makes me think of the idea of "intersections" in n-dimensional space.
>>380654You misunderstand the image, the shoulders is where the world begins
>>380655If the shoulders are where the world begins, and it's not a 101-course plane, then it would be in the later stages, wouldn't it? Are the neck and up meant to represent further on in the planeswalking journey?
>>380712>if the shoulders are where the world begins By the image, the moon appears first at the throat; wanna get into that?
Shoosh. Just look. And then come upon and look.
>>380757>One on the rightHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>381013Nice work Patachu.
>>381013lol I was behind her in the registration line at Vanhoover.
>>381033Why did you not brutally rape her and then decapitate her?
>>381034Shutup Sandy (your name is Sandy now BTW), you know we >rape ponies here
>>381013If there's a horse that deserves to be punched, it's one of the ones that was trampling the people at Canada's Trucker protests the other year.
>>381043Wasn't his fault. He would have been put down if he hadn't. No trampled party blames the horse.
>>381051Not to be contentious, but how does one blame the hors when one is ded?
>>381052ITT: beating a ded hoers
>>381779Are we gonna chase one another across the board? I thought we were gonna keep it nice.
>>381781Shh. No tears. Only puns now.
>>381785This was your doing
>>381786something something BUT IT WAS I, DIO
>>372855>4th picNot funny.
>>381792Stay in your containment thread.
>>381793Same.
Also the bread is censored. Just saying.
>>381795Though, I'm not here to start fights here so when I say agree with the censor thing, it's not meant that I dislike the people who has compromised the thread in way that is unfair. I do liked them a lot. This is just a thing they did wrong.
>>381796>I do liked them a lot.Maybe even vuw<3
>>381794> Also the bread is censored. Just saying.The thread is not censored. It’s still in the catalog and you can still post in it. All that happened is that it hit bump limit. OP was butthurt because he wanted a new thread so he could continue his quest for endless dopamine, and mods told him no.
Okay, SOME of the horspussy
>>381814
Yes, OE OP said so, why mention it here, unless its desired to have a conversation about it?
>>381816
Maybe that's a topic for /qa/, instead of the humor thread.
>>381817If you think this is a topic that's going to be discussed on the board, it's possible but it won't be at your insistence
>>381816Nor yours. One wonders what you intended by bringing this up here and now, but you lost alot of good will with me by doing so. If your intent was to assert "hey, maybe post a little more this way" on the board - if you don't know me "get fucked" means both "your opinion is rejected on it's face" and "that's absurd" - get fucked.
>>381818>if you don't know me "get fucked" means both "your opinion is rejected on it's face" and "that's absurd" - get fucked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ>One wonders what you intended by bringing this up here and nowI brought it up because first OP made fun of the flat earth position. Then Boomboom, or whatever, said that he didn't think it was funny. Then someone told him to stay in his containment thread. I have to stop here, since obviously if you criticize something in a thread, then you invite hte opposition into that thread. Like, are we not allowed to disagree? But then he expressed how it was censored, which I sympathies with even if I might use a word like "compromised" instead, since otherwise it's gonna become a language debate instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0tUATUeP8>but you lost alot of good will with me by doing so. Well, you have lost no good will, whoever you are, Anon with me. I think that you're probably a kind and smart person. I
just disagree, with the mods for how they handled the issue of that thread. However, that is all there is to it. A disagreement. I hold no grudge over this neither, or at least I don't think so, towards them. There is no reason for us to be in conflict.
>>381820
<Thats what /qa/ is for if other anon os foolish enough to press the matter.
So he brings it up one correct board for questions and answers, he will be smited? Or, maybe I'm interpenetrating this wrong? Seems like there's no place to really bring this up then.
>>381821Saging, but hoping this doesnt turn into more than it needs to, theres a rule in the rules about how mods interpret/enforce the rules, and they decided to bump lock the flat earth thread. They did so deliberately. This is not a question. Thats what /qa/ is for if other anon os foolish enough to press the matter.
I'm not staff, but if he wants to pretend to not know why the flat earth thread is bumplocked, it may be consequential to him because he KNOWS why it is and probably knows what sort of behavior would be necessary to display if he has any hope of changing that reality.
>>381823>but if he wants to pretend to not know why the flat earth thread is bumplocked, it may be consequential to him because he KNOWS why it is and probably knows what sort of behavior would be necessary to display if he has any hope of changing that reality.I guess this aims towards me.
Because I was banned maybe more than five or six times, slandered, and many more ugly things, I won't insist with the matter. I just restrain myself to get "my dopamine" by shitposting here and there and that's it.
If someday there is a new FlatEarth thread, it is fine with me, but I won't entertain anypony with debates.
>>381824Of course it was aimed at you, and no that's NOT why. For fucks sake this isn't /qa/ but it amuses me to slap the taste from your mouth so here we go!
The flat earth thread was bumplocked because its not a genuine thread that I and others have painstakingly illustrated over a long stretch of time. The flat earth thread is in fact a shitty facebook-tier meme thread for smooth brains who aren't willing to engage in discussion, and either are incapable of comprehending when they've been proven wrong, or Alex Stein wannabes who enjoy irritating intelligent people with complicated and seemingly "gotcha" questions that take time and effort to deconstruct.
In either case, the flat earth thread is enough of a waste of everyone's time and effort that an exception was made, and I say this having BEEN an exception for whom there is a rule.
For any further insipid questions, EITHER fuck off to /qa/ where someone in a position of authority is likely to smite your for acting in bad faith even though technically ban evading OR fuck off to the Mlpol welcome thread and read item 4, the choice is yours BoomBoom.
What? I found that exchange quite humorous
>>381816
>>381814
When Elway announced that there would be no new Flat Earth thread, it was because the thread had degenerated into a cesspool of flaming and drama.
All conversation in the thread had fallen into the following cycle:
1. Meme about a flat earth is posted
2. Someone gets offended by this and responds with an argument against it
3. Meme poster gives a non-reply that doesn’t address the core of the argument
4. Person replies calls out the non-argument
5. Meme poster replies with a new meme
6. Other guy gets even more upset at the non-reply
And it deteriorates further like a plane in a death spiral. By the time the thread was closed it was site-wide drama, and there was no sign at all that things were going to become better.
Then one of the flat earth posters described the thread as “shit posting,” which to me, indicated bad faith, and that was what convinced me that it needed to be shut down.
Anyways, this discussion doesn’t belong in this thread. It belongs on /qa/.
So this is how Batman feels when Superman shows up
>>381828I don't agree with your description of the events nor do I agree with the idea that if a thread is generating drama, it needs to be dealt with. People fight all the time in every political thread on this site. Should they be compromised as well?
But yes, sorry. As made clear by context, it wasn't my intentions to bring this up. It grew organically. I won't continue posting in this thread about the subject matter from here on out. If I feel like it, I'll do it in a more relevant thread.
>>381831While one can argue degrees of specificity, the account is accurate; BoomBoom doesn't want to argue flat earthism, he just wants to smear it on the board and laugh while autists (such as myself) regail in the idea of not having to deal with such insolence.
>>381824>I won't entertain anypony with debates.In his own words
/discussion
Perhaps boomboom would feel more comfortable on "ourchan" they ban who anyone who calls the 5G nanobot vaxx posters "schizos." I'm sure they would love to have flat earthers like yourself.
>>381835Oh they were also talking about banning any mainstream news articles or scientific journals before I left. Nothing that could ever be used to prove you wrong. The perfect schizo safe space.
Boomboom, since THIS is the thread you chose, understand that no one is saying "Boomboom and/or flat eartherism is unwelcome" because that's not the case. Personally - and trust that I've been among your biggest critics - YOU ARE WANTED here,... but you have to give us credit where due when we make your arguments and memes look stupid
Which is every time, because dude, you're a flat earther, but lets not split hairs
>>381840Oh no! BoomBoom called me a nigger! This vexes me so!
Seriously, you chose this bringing it here. If I have lied, may somepony correct me.
>>381828Make note that I left the thread to not sidetrack it further before I continue.
>>381816>>381814Who delete my posts? It was relevant, as I explained, because it displayed, imo, a double standard of the moderation, and therefore relevant to the conversation of censorship.
If it's not, just correct me. The information about these to individuals in question cannot seriously be considered private. They have both been very open with who they are. I even said that it wasn't censorship per say but more that it compromised the thread in question, only for someone to remove my posts?
>>381838I don't really get it. You also suggested, if a bit dis-genuinely (perhaps sarcastic), to bring it up in /qa/ but you started saging, which indicates that you don't want to sidetrack the thread (which, I respect), yet I left first? Sure, if you want the last word, you got it, I can relate, but stop posting now. Take it to the pony pub thread and just leave link to there, here. Otherwise, you can't expect conversation to cease here, especially if you write:
>If I have lied, may somepony correct me.Also:
>Seriously, you chose this bringing it here. He did not. OP did.
>>381860Sorry, if this come off as aggressive. I was irritated since I felt I was treated unfairly, but I'm gonna try to be open-minded to your response. As stated before, I don't dislike anyone here and I don't wish to start a fight over a disagreement.
We have an entire board for /qa/ issues. Can we please not shit up the funny jokes thread with meta site rules arguments?
>>381862Appreciating your position, there's a case to be made against. That case is precipitated by the notion that we have a whole fucking board that's largely languishing.
Ahem. No. I mean yes, we do have an entire board for /qa/ issues, but we also have an ENTIRE board that is being,... not utilized to the fullest. A bit of tomfoolery isn't egregious considering the boundaries; we can worry about "proper posting" when we have enough users, imo
>>381864Nono, that's (you) who thinks that flat earth is a real thing that needs discussing in this thread.
Trust me, this is not the dopamine you are looking for
>>381865Ah shit i meant to respond to
>>381860 my bad.
>>381866>using a vpnWise, but far from fool-proof. If your intention is to display your technique so it can be summarily countered, you're on the right track
>>381867Buddy, I'm the OP and I'm using a phone not a VPN. Have some more funny pics.
>>381864How will I ever recover?
>>381869This whole post
except the uwu e_e>>381870This whole post
>>381871And not exclusively pic 2 have my sides aching every time I see them
No funny pics to share, so here's something from the fillies
>>382047The smoke alarm in the third picture looks like Gilbert Gottfried.
>>382123>2nd pic>commie seethingJust raw envy.
As a rule of thumb, dumb people think they’re smart. The lack of self-awareness is outstanding
>>382281>1st pic>marriageA reminder of the original meaning of the word.
Historically women were not emancipated from men's authority and marriage was a contract where a man could take factual possession of a vagina in exchange for comfort, goodies and protection.
Today that contract have been subverted and men don't own that vagina while women can't take all benefits backed by threats of violence by the State.
>the "I'm so oppressed because I can't beat and rape women like a nigger" boomer is back
>>382293It is not rape if you own her.
>>382293Rape was dealt with outside of the courts.
Wife beating was dealt with outside of the courts.
And then Theosophical Luciferianism and Leo Frank happened.
>>382293I found that meme, specially for (you).
>>382332>pic 3Pretty sure that's AI, which makes it sad for different reasons
>>382333>Pretty sure that's AIIt might be if we consider the theory that we are living in a simulation. Women are NPCs by default and sometimes the AI cannot make them perform in a credible way,
>>382334Look at the pieces. No chess set has that many of that many pieces
>>382335>ook at the pieces.I did and is totally credible that the woman has not the thinnest idea how to play chess.
>>382336theres 2 queens on each side
>>382337Yeah, you're right. Also 17 pieces on every side.
AI it is so.
>>382338Yes, but someone tried to post that for clout, and 30k people liked it
And its AI
>>382337It's because some modern chess boards come with two queens.
Why?
Pawn promotion.
>>382333>>382334>>382338The layout is not chess, but the point that there is two of every piece except the king points to the fact that this is a real person who set this up and took the picture.
The setup has the extra queen on the board.
t. Looked up chess boards and contents on online shops.If it was AI the fact it didn't fuck up any of the pieces or background by mixing and matching different sets/styles would have been neat.
>communist
>pronouns vary depending on whether you're higher-class than him or not
>wants to be the property of other people
Could Marx have possibly foreseen this?
From the JFK newly released files /pol/ thread. Nice to see confirmation that big A did survived after the war. I mean, pretty much everyone here knows the bunker suicide was BS, but hopefully it will tickle the part of the brain in the normies to the "hey, if government bullshited us about this part of history, what else did they bullshit us now?!" level of thinking.
>>382346The JFK files deserve their own thread.
>>382345For that matter, how the absolute fuck do you mindrape yourself into thinking Deus Ex talking about historical facts is "qanon" and "sounds insane?" Does the liberal's capacity to update his programming to the latest establishment slop know no bounds?
>>382353>ew this game reminds me of qanon like deus ex>time to make a wiki for it ^_^I'm starting to suspect that trannies aren't sentient.
>>382386>3rd picThe elephant knows.
>>382397>cunt with a weaponYou can't imagine what creative ideas can be done combining both.
>>382418>2nd pic>cow urineIt is fucking real poners.
>>382454Now now, you're not appreciating the cultural heritage of selling cow urine. Selling cow urine to unsuspecting idiots has been a generational phenomenon in India, far outpacing the propensity to shit in the streets. You sound racist
>>382455You gave me the ick.
>>382432>5th picWithout a vertical scale on that graph, this is a lot less meaningful that it might otherwise be.
>>382456I appreciate you notifying me. Is there any other way I can make this awkward?
>>382494>1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th pics.I was banned for memes like those. just saying.
>>382496I so want to shit on you outright for this. Having not been present but having been giving a thorough rundown of the events leading up to it, you had earned a ban long before you got one, that was more the straw that broke the camel's back.
>>382499While your position is agreeable, its the anniversary. Don't make me re-affect the homo-horse-hangout
I will, purely out of spite. Calm your tits
"How would you feel today, if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?"
"Hungry enough to eat a horse."
>>382515You sound like you eat daily
If you own a Tesla, this is your chance.
Shifting dating standards. Boys are getting redpilled fast.
>>382580I don't get Pic 5. Spoonfeed please?
>>382615>I don't get Pic 5. Spoonfeed please?I have an idea trying to guess it. The device in the middle is a charger, the left weight is being charged and on its top is beginning to show an eye, which I guess, will become 2 full eyes as shown on the right weight.
Anyway, it takes too many brain CPU cycles to figure out.
Stock people attribute all their wins to their own brilliance, and all their losses to evil outsiders.
>>382693>2nd picAs marriage is a thing of the past, turbo charged simping has taken its place, look at onlyfools and tell me I'm wrong.
>4th picDefinitely, that's a pajeet.
>>382695>Definitely, that's a pajeetNow now, we havent eliminated 'Rapefugee'/'grooming-gang'
>>382700You're right, most pajeets have no beard.
>>382701Moreover, Muslims are totally okay with dude-on-dude butt-stuff on thursdays
>>382703>he doesn't knowLook up "Dancing Boys"
>>382704Ah, the boy prostitutes in Afghanistan.
>>382695>As marriage is a thing of the pastCheck the following shit out.
An open marriage, obviously, goes wrong.
>>382695>marriage is a thing of the pastPeople still get married, just not as often as before.
>turbo charged simping has taken its placeHardly.
>look at onlyfools and tell me I'm wrongOnlyfools is no substitute for marriage, and I'm sure it would still exist even without declining marriage rates, because it is caused by more than just that.
Both are products of modern society going to shit, but one is not the product of the other.
>>382705Prostitute implies that it is a voluntary choice by these underage boys.
>>382706>My boyfriend and I are about to meet my husband's girlfriend
>>382720It might imply also a pimp.
Anyway, there is freewill as an expression of the spirit, which means those kids are very comfy with dicks in their asses, as also there is the obvious and uncomfortable detail that slavery is a choice.
>>382669>>382672>boomers and the stock marketAs expected, they care only about themselves and there is not a faint blip of acknowledging the needs of the Nation.
>>382725The stock market is probably going to settle down in a few months anyway. These kinds of faggots always overreact to every little thing.
>>382731>These kinds of faggots always overreact to every little thingI hope those faggots got their pensions gone in smoke.
>>382725Muh stonks have zero connection to the broader economy, just as muh GDP has no connection to the lives of ordinary people. Generations of mass immigration mean there is a complete disconnect between GDP, muh make line go up, that Boomers and (((banksters))) care about, and per-capita GDP, which affects your life directly, that's been in free-fall since Nixon ended the gold standard in 1971.
Leaving aside the questions about GDP, which is as currently calculated 100% fake and gay anyway--how much money the hedge fund of Shekelberg & Goldstein made this afternoon by shorting the US dollar against the Chinese yuan should not count as economic activity at all, and certainly has no bearing on how many artillery shells the US can manufacture in a month, which is what comparisons of economy are supposed to mean--I am convinced that decoupling the US from China is worth it, even if it craters muh stonks forever and every Boomer in the country who doesn't throw himself off a rooftop ends up taking out the false teeth to give gummy blowjobs in a bus station to live. Leaving aside the moral stench of making the United States of America more dependent upon slave labor than the Confederacy was, there is also the fact that if we are buying boots for our soldiers from China, that means China has veto power over every aspect of our foreign policy and we're not really sovereign at all, not in any way that matters. Boomers love this state of affairs because it allows them to buy twenty houses to rent and thirty more to flip and take one more round-the-world singles cruise before they kick the bucket. Banksters love the way things are because they can buy stock in companies that buy novelty rubber dogshit made by slave labor in a Chinese concentration camp and resell it at a 40% markup.
What's the old joke? The Boomer, holding a gun with two bullets, was in a room with a traitor and an enemy and his grandson. So, of course, he shot his grandson twice. Fuck Boomers. Fuck muh stonks. Fuck the (((bankers))). Burn it all down and start over.
>>382740So much this.
Also, isn't it really curious that self-proclaimed "socialists" are pissing their pants because the giant multinational megacorporations they claim they want to destroy are taking a 1% haircut? How very odd.
>>382768>Muh stonks have zero connection to the broader economyWorse than that, the Nasdaq (the "stock exchange") is PURELY a listing of the most valued PUBLIC funds and portfolios.
Meaning, everything on the Nasdaq was A. already sold from it's original owner (the ones responsible for the success) and B. is NOW owned almost exclusively by jews who want to take it's value for all it's worth, without providing any ACTUAL value! Oh, you thought the Nasdaq was a measure of success? Lol! The Nasdaq is a measure of corporations who sold out and haven't gone under YET!
>>382770Just to give an example, back in the late 90's my class was doing one of those "stock exchange" assignments. I went traditional conservative, and bought almost exclusively government contracts (boeing, ratheon, etc.; I made a modest 10% yield. One of my classmates bought Viagra, which had just gone public. He sold soon after, and won the class competition. We started with a moderate 100k.
He ended the 'simulation' with over 10 million, because he bought stock right when the company went public, sold off to investors, and was probably very cross that he didn't have any actual money riding on the deal. Suffice it to say, all the people who bought into Viagra when he was selling lost their shirts.
>>382707>People still get married, just not as often as before.So true. So true as simping is still rampant.
>>382788>imageThe brown incels have been summoned...
>>382796>summonedLet us summon an interesting fact on whoredom and body count.
>>382707>People still get married, just not as often as before.Yeah, but an interesting detail; most men who now get married are castrated and emasculated in the marxist university system.
>>382797Let's not, because such topics have entire fucking forums and imageboards dedicated specifically to quarantine them. Not every thread on every board needs to be denigraded with terminally online incel blackpill truthnukes about how females only want to fuck the top 0.01% of guys, while simultaneously being mega whores.
>>382799>pic 1I can't stop giggling, you have earned more cowBelle
>>382809fuck I know millennials that look like that NOW
especially women, 30 years old but they look 55+
>>382825It will be interesting to see you (not) attempt to justify this post, especially the excluded content. Is this a form of self-sabotage, where one shits where they sleep because there's a degree of maladjustment?
>>382830People in the West are so used to niggers' retarded antics that it is no longer funny and spawns contempt and negro fatigue instead of ridicule. Kinda racial separation is due,
>>382820I think zoomers somehow ended up worse. I see girls in their 20s that look older than some late 30s millennials. It's crazy. Not sure if its the increase in plant based diets/vaccines or just the style, but they don't look good.
>>382832Here's something alot of Gen X either hasn't mustered the nerve to mention, or hasn't bothered to notice.
This might sound like an attempt to shift the blame and for many there is a case to be made, but let's address the issue of Boomers.
Gen X knows, we're the least removed from Boomers. It wasn't enough that they knew better than anyone when they were in their hayday, if you ask them they STILL know better than everyone, nevermind what happens to the economy. And this mentality has permeated into the younger generations.
Having grown up under Boomers, Gen X KNOWS they're full of shit, and did their due diligence to get out from under them before starting families and shit. So Gen X goes off and has families, only for the Boomers to come back to influence their grandchildren. If you thought the cliche of "grandparents spoiling their grandchildren" was bad BEFORE, imagine how bad it gets under a generation that's perfectly okay with sacrificing every other generation for their precious retirement.
And who are their grandchildren?
>>382830And how did that go for you champ?
>>382832>I see girls in their 20s that look older than some late 30s millennialsRiding the cock carousel INTENSIFIES.
>>382839that and they spend thousands on cosmetic surgery and makeup to wind up looking like a 50 year old cougar when they are like 25 LOL and the drugs and alcohol doesn't help either
>>382832It's Meth. Methamphetamine will age you.
>>382839This is a poor example. The leftimage clearly denotes aspects of the cock carosel, even if not as lengthy as the right image. Nice try, but both are the same degenerate wamen and both will experience all the fruits that that lifestyle offers
>>382798Women cannot serve in war and therefore are not entitled to the vote. Simple as.
>>382832They are lied to about nutrition. They eat salads with zero macro nutrients because (((doctors))) say it's healthy. Partying every weekend, fucking random guys, throwing who knows what chemicals on their face.
Animal testing is used for makeup because it's literally random chemicals.
>This lipstick gave the rabbit kidney failure, try the next chemical!
>>372893The sharty will never recover from this. He needs a rainbow wig and hormones.
>>383261>This is a poor example.Yeah, your right. But for legal reasons is not possible to post picture of her when she was 12 year old.
>>372855>>372856>>372859>>372860>>372861>>372862>>372863>>372866>>372867Not a single pony. You just dumped your reddit meme folder here and declared it the culture of the board.
>>382580>>382615>>382619Image 5 is the "jeet shaker"
Anon has annoying jeet neighbors, he set up a timer that runs the jeet shaker for exactly the amount of time allowed in the noise code, and then it runs again, all day long, vibrating the shit out of his annoying jeet neighbors and driving them insane.
>>386067Those images would all be pretty well received in a /pol/ humor thread. I don't see what the problem is.
>>386067Maybe you neglected to notice, this thread is a year old in 3 days
>>382833I think this poisoning against Boomers is a jewish psyop. I mean, think about it. Do we get to decide how things work? No, some jew just tells them what to do and we're stuck dealing with it. I don't see how it could've been any different for the Boomers. People act like they had monopoly on legislature, but they had to deal with the Greatest Gen clocking out because they were old and the world was just too different now, the Silent Gen wanting to just keep their head down and not make waves because they were stunted by The Depression, and Gen X being aloof little space cadets going: "Nothing even matters, dude. It's just Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll!" The only way they could get their voices heard was by learning to be Karens and throwing a shitfit anytime someone tried to fuck with them, and it worked for the most part.
This is all because they want to sever the generations. If people moved in with their Boomers they could get on the same page and you'd have Boomers, Millennials, and Zoomers all voting the same way for the same things. You'd also have Boomers imparting wisdom onto them about the way things used to work. Part of the jews plans relies on being able to feign stupidity anytime you suggest change and claiming it's logistically impossible but Boomers can tell you that we used to do it that way and how it worked on a day to day level which is knowledge the jews want to die with them. Boomers would also be a lot more conscious about staying out of debt and passing on their houses to the younger generation if you lived with them (something that would be very hard for jews to wrestle away from you if you already have an established residence there and a Will) and you'd be able to keep them away from jews and Pajeets trying to trick them into debt or gambling away your inheritance. There is a conscious effort to drive the generations apart in this country so we don't unite against the jews and coordinate our efforts with each other.
>>386406>you'd have Boomers, Millennials, and ZoomersStopped reading right there. Do you see what's missing in your statement? That's fine, that's how it ALWAYS has been for gen X
>>386406>I think this poisoning against Boomers is a jewish psyopMay be. But boomers deserve the hate.
>>386408Gen X is in their 50's. If they're in a spot where they don't have a house and need to move in with their parents they should've done it already.
>>386408Gen X are the biggest generational attentionfags, most people lump them in with boomers and they HATE not being mentioned by name. So that's why I always do that.
>>372855The TFH version of that first image always cracks me up.
>>372860Disappointed.
I expected a pony edit of a robot wife one I've seen 1000 times
>>388508Please tell me that's not real.
>>388517>she ain't physically attacking himObviously stagged
>>388521They've been pretty insane on many occasions over the last twenty years. This kind of staged event is worryingly plausible.
>>388524>This kind of staged event is worryingly plausible.I inclined to believe so.
>>386406>Divide and Conquer Through Generational WarfareThe elite amplify generational divides (Boomers vs. Zoomers, etc.) to:
-Distract from class solidarity.
-Blame crises on age groups (e.g., "Boomers ruined the economy!").
-Prevent unified resistance to wealth/power inequality.
Result: Young fight old instead of oligarchs
>>389433That reminds me of the guy who was approached by a hooker who told him, "Baby, I'll do anything you want for $300."
"Wonderful!" he exclaimed, handing her the money. "Paint my house!"
>>389732>>389732>>389733>>389735>>389875More Moon Man in the archive:
>>197574 →I remember a song called "Boys in white Hoods," which is a different version from video #2. Does anyone have it?
>>389982My browser refuses to play it so here it is as webm
bumping this to hide other threads, you know the one.
>>390687It's really the only thing you can do
>>390742>We don't give a shit about you, but you should dedicate your life to us!The life of a man is the greatest joke.
>>390985Society keeps going on the simps' shoulders. Remove that support and the charade ends instantly.
Pic not related.
>>386162>OMG, THE POST YOU REPLIED TO IS... LE OLD!back to tiktok with you
>>391579Nono, back to tiktok with (you), this is /sp/ where there are no rules except Football. You clearly aren't a Denver Bronco, so no crying
So much of this is just stealth ads for the soyjak malware site and affirmations of the reader's opinions. A joke is supposed to be a puzzle, not a choir.
>>391861At this point, if you see any sort of wojack, someone is probably trying to troll you
>>391861A soyjak just flew over my house.
>>392077>pic 4Owners of the means of production get to decide the aethetics of a society tho.
>>392078Be a capitalist or communist society, this is true. The ruling class dictates to the peasants its will.
>>372873and then they had gay sex
>>392220>1st pic>US troops in WW2Talking about it, and off-topic and not funny at all, check the link below.
Why Being a U.S. Infantryman During WW2 was Hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJL-NzqIkUsThe American generals used the soldiers as cannon fodder no matter the cost. If I am not mistaken, only 0.5% chance of not becoming a casualty for a soldier who saw action at the beginning of the American involvement and made it all the way until the end of the war. And by the way, the troops had not rotation.
>>392220>3rd mp4Troon "happy anime girl is actually depressed like me" meme, now narrated by c-list vpoober
>>392093if Fluttershy was a stallion I'd become gay immediately
>>392292>2nd videoThe shitskin FAFO.
>>392570So my heckin atomwaffen troon oomfies are CIA???
>>392770I'm afraid so anon.
Man brilliantly interrupted news broadcast.
>>393120They'll probably go to the United Nations International Criminal Court (ICC).
The United States is not a signatory to the ICC (like Russia, China, India, Indonesia, and Saudi Arabia) so they can't do shit.
>>393277>They'll probably go to the United Nations International Criminal Court (ICC).It doesn't matter, if any court can't enforce its ruling with guns, that court is a farce.
Also shows the level of retardation and incompetence in the Iranian leadership. Kinda they are women.
No sure is this is funny or tragic.
>>393422it is funny
if it said as the following
"Dare To Finger It'' it would be so much funnier.
it is like one of those ''smoking kills" but instead it says
"So You Want Lung Cancer? , Well We Got You Covered'' on the cigarette case.
>>393422The secret is one of those punishments is significantly more likely than the others
>>393429>When you thought it can't get any worse.
>>393430Oh you have no idea my friend.
>>381013Should be an edit that says: "Clomp Nazi horses."
>>394425These are pretty good
>>395015Reddit doesn't support WEBM. Check made.
>>395016The humor is still unfunny as shit though
>>395017Maybe you are anti anti-shipping, small ass loving, faggot who writes incomprehensibly. These WEBMS obviously offended you personally.
>>395018No it's just unfunny
>>395862That's pretty good.
>>395865>first picremind of this aot meme
>>395959Get your twitterslop off of here
>>395965Oi cunt u 'avin a giggle m8?
>>395973>>395975>>395976Is all this shit real? I remember the "safe beneath the watchful eyes" poster but all these I've never seen before. Shit is fucking creepy.
>>395977>Is all this shit real?Lurk moar.
>>395977With how things are regressing in the UK, they might as well be real.
>>395991>With how things are regressing in the UK, they might as well be real.mu condolence to you mate , it is sad to see the state modern britain
have a drawing of brit anonfilly , i have no idea why i drew it
>>395993>mu condolence to you mateCheers m80
>it is sad to see the state modern britain
It's always been a bit shit, but the shittiness is growing exponentially faster these days.
>have a drawing of brit anonfilly , i have no idea why i drew itCute. Bit too anthro for my tastes though.
>>395993You could make her look cuter like my pic. Look at her emotional expression and the lack of clothing.
>>396013i wanna sare you a secret , get here [looking at surronding to make sure no one's watching]
{whispering at your ear} :
i really suck at drawing :O about that pic , yes it is 200% more cute ,well done anon
Gonna post more scarfolk propaganda. Shame the lad stopped.
>>396027The UK is a fucking hell hole.
>>396224
This is animal abuse and should not be tolerated
Okay janjans i deleted it don't clittyleak
>>396227There has to be a line somewhere and animal abuse is such a line. Eat shit goatfucker.
>>396236>the racist mutt is actually a safe edgy larperColor me surprised
>>396236>There has to be a line somewhere and animal abuse is such a line. Eat shit goatfucker.see why i am islamophobic? these sand eating fucktards have no humanity left in them and their only values are retarded stone age sharia law
they actually believe:
owning a dog is haram cause its fur
and those are najis
listening to music and dancing is haram
and you can't even handshake with the opposite gender
>>396244"Islamophobia" is an oxymoron. Fearing that an evil doctrine like Muhammatanism will spread is rational and it needs to frustrated at all costs.
>>396257A meme that just came to my mind along with the raw template.
Is it good?
>>396260So, so. It has 4 frames and the timeline is confusing because no one actually knows what was agreed in Alaska.
>>396261The difference in trump's tone towards zelensky and putin really shows a kind of bias.
Whether there's actually been some kind of deal or not will probably become clearer in the next meetings.
And chill out , that was the thing came to my mind at the moment
>>396267This is the new strategy of Reichfuhrer Nick Fuentes. The groypers are on their way to make to GOP pay dearly, for its betrayal.
>>396269wait...vance's wife actually is a pajeet and his wife is now second lady of america...fucking hell , did not know that
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anyway here are some retarded memes that one of my friend sent me
>>396292>wait...vance's wife actually is a pajeet and his wife is now second lady of america...fucking hell , did not know thatIt gets way worse. Vance is a phony who changed his name 3 times, in 6 years was propped from a book author, to a senator, then to vice-president by homosexual, CIA contractor, Silicon Valley oligarch, Netayahu linked (((Peter Thiel))) with millions of dollars. Elon Musk is allied to Thiel and Vance to take over the presidency in 2028 by hijacking the American populist movement. Digging this shit shows an agenda of a Police State ruled by IA under the supervision of Israel and jewish oligarchs.
So, if the GOP wants the votes, then it has to show and deliver first, beginning with deporting at least 50 millions foreigners and their children, legal or illegal.
For details watch the Nick's broadcasts which are pure dynamite.
https://rumble.com/c/nickjfuentes>We Are DONE Voting Republican https://rumble.com/v6xufrq-we-are-done-voting-republican.html
Funny that the establishment has international connections innit.
>>396297>It gets way worse. Vance is a phony who changed his name 3 times, in 6 years was propped from a book author,... ....wow... i am really sorry guys that your country's got invaded by a bunch of jews and pajeets pieces of shits
>>396298 (me)
>>396303I-is that irony I read before me?
>>396303If only was that.
It is the Matrix movie, everything is a psyop, for real.
>>396305Drunk, but forgot to say that
>>396298 is me
>>396305>I-is that irony I read before me?is not really an irony
pajeets are everywhere cause their pajeetestan government is garbage , cannot control their population nor can create jobs for them
China has 2 billion people and sucks less the dicks than them , child birth control policy and most people in china have job (if it is not their propaganda) and economy wise china does a better job
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and Jews go wherever the gold is
strangling on every tree they can find to help their waste of existence
(i have theory that iraq war happened because these assholes wanted to make their torrah's prophecy a real thing ''oh children of babylon , you may suffer from stones'')
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>>396306>If only was that.>It is the Matrix movie, everything is a psyop, for real.i can only guess
but it is kinda a problems with america and europe advertising themselves as the land of liberty and opportunity
that gives a bad and wrong signal to other countries that if you get immigrated in their country , you would have a better life
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also it does not help the fact the western government keep fucking up middle east and african countries with coup and aid of military organizations , when you fuck up their country , of course they will ranaway from their country
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we have the same problems with afghans and pakis here as well
pakis can be a sleep agent and afghan took over most of our jobs and urban plannings and constructions
but
after a problem / tension caused by talibanis , my government decided to get rid most of the afghans cause they were scared they might start takeover
now , construction works went sleeping
>>396305He is a jew using VPN.
>>395997>4th imageIt might be an idea to do a daily journal and then record it in audio or video. Like a blog / vlog, but not posted online publicly.
Just a way to practice articulating ideas and reflecting on things, as well as practicing some physical aspects of talking to a person.
>>396639Bit underhanded that.
I don't mind Christianity. It's the Christians I have an issue with.
>>396718The meme in the right is a misconception. Satan doesn't actually "get" any soul, sinful or not. He just spends his time trying to tempt and trick people because he's jealous and resentful of humanity.
>>396718Many of them simply use Jesus to excuse bad behavior and it is disgusting.
I know a lot of people here hate soyjaks but this one is pretty funny.
>>398132>I know you all dislike this universally disliked newfag cancer and also love ponies but please I swear this picture of a nice pony being killed by a soyjak is really funny please laugh please
>>398133It's lee you fucking newfag
>>39813460 seconds. That's how quickly you pulled a "No u". You're either a mod refreshing /recent/ out of obligation or you're really invested in making sure nobody dares criticize your based kekable gemeralds.
>>398135Do you really not know who Lee was? Come on that was site history before 2017.
>>398135>You're either a mod refreshing /recent/ out of obligation or you're really invested in making sure nobody dares criticize your based kekable gemeraldsOr maybe he just happened to be online at the same time as you?
>>398134>>398138Also this.
Only a newfag wouldn't recognize Barneyfag.
>>398139He has to be super new. He even has a Canadian flag and doesn't recognize him
>>398358This is why I like technodistributism. It offers a plan for the collapse that also makes people more self sufficient in the mean time
>>398393New whiteness statistic just dropped
>>398393Russia and Ukraine have more in common than they think. Maybe it's time to finally stop the hate.
>>398544Oh, it's a preview of сыендука (syenduk)! Cool dude!
>>398626(I'm talking about the fourth picture.)
>>398626What is that? I know Russian men like women with tails.
>>398644>What is that?This is a YouTuber (Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjZsa4VtkI)>I know Russian men like women with tails.Who doesn't like them?
>>399475>1st picIt's good, very real.
I had a dream last night, it started by me hearing my dad scream “Josh!,” to which I, completely asleep, started trying to get up to specifically thinking about the time Samson was called, and said “I’m coming!,” though it still took me five seconds of getting up I was so tired. As I’m walking out towards him I see on the wall, still dark, a reflection from a window, square and slotted, two of the same and not like my window. I hear him say “I pissed and shit myself all over” and I think uh oh and hear him say right in the bed. I open my door and he’s standing there in his underwear and says “I found a way to not hurt myself at work. It hurts my dick, but not my head.” I start looking for the shit and piss and at his feet is some white furniture all broken up, I look around it and see steak pieces. Two were burnt and five were uncooked. I turn around and I’m in this weird toy store that is “work.” I am by this platform, looking at some weird toy train I can’t remember right, and I see some other people. One walks up to me, a man shorter than me wearing conductor overalls and with hair like a conductor hat and short beard, white man, and says “Have you seen your dad?” I say, “He’s around the back” and he heads that way. On the way back I see a blue toy train with black tire marks on every inch, torn up sticker patterns, it was a toy triceratops for kids to ride. I enter the back room which is geometrically a different space, and look towards dad who is obscured by two pipes that span the room. I see the man walking towards dad and turn around, walking in this room and see people working. For like a half second I see a soft gold light in my actual room as I get in my bed.
I wake up to this tapping on my bed springs that sounds like someone rolling their fingers impatiently. Da da dum. Then faster twice dada dum dada dum. I feel this sense of dread and know this is God, and say, “Hello? You’re scawing me” I was so half asleep I could not move my mouth for the R. Then I feel a huge breath all from my nose breathing in and I get up. My senses return and I thank God
>>399709The second part was actual reality btw
Like I was awake, in this weird trance. Phew
Oh I think I figured out some of the visions too. The girl angel was “Wisdom,” mourning because I was dying, God saved me several times, and this power I got was to help prevent that. Specifically my brother orchestrating my murder most likely. She held her eyes open on me just slightly less long, something in Proverbs mentions this is like learning. The Planets dream I had as a kid was likely me ignoring more important religious pursuits for the grandeur of stuff we have here, but I’m not so sure on that one. I think the planets must have to do with nations like they did in Joseph’s dream, but they never bowed or acknowledged me, they hung still. The steaks in the recent one may mean years like they do in Joseph’s interpretations as well.
>>399709>>399710>>399711I've got the suspicion anon is tripping on psychedelics.
>>399712Youre lucky God put me in a good mood
>>399907it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme.
i hope this is a meme or just be a "jeet shitting on pajeet shit" and not a "get the hate ready, soon will be drafted in arab countries" by cia.
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anyway the spongebob one is getting ready for a "boy" which i don't need to explain further.
Women's Olympics kicks off.
>>3999084chan has always been full of shills. There's nothing surprising about the fact that suddenly a dubious translation of a dubious hadith from a source that even many hanbalis don't fully accept is getting spammed all over the board, mostly by memeflags, kikes, jeets, evangelicals, and, for some bizarre reason, a bunch of self humiliating shitposts coming from ips in certain islamic countries. This is nothing new. It reminds me of those old shill threads where they tried to push that idiotic "panthera" narrative, claiming Jesus was the product of a roman soldier raping Mary, just by playing word games.
It's obvious this is just another shill thread. The book isn't new, and it't not like /pol/ magically turned into a book club overnight.
What makes it even funnier is that a huge number of muslims(especially shias) don't even accept that book in the first place, which just makes the constant reposting look even more pathetic and meaningless.
I just have a question: what's the point?
>>399908>it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme./pol/ does shit like this all of the time.
I reposted it because I thought it was funny. Didn't bother to make a thread about it though.
>>399922The point is it made someone mad somewhere and like a grand mal seizure the entire botnet/troll discords dropped everything to hyperfixate and convulse until their brains decide to stop.
I think there's a purpose to it. Hell, in the minds of troons on discord, they think they're sending a message, or fulfilling some grand agenda. But ultimately, I don't recommend finding out, cuz these thoughts originate from the mentally sick, rich folk with main character syndrome, and unemployed midwits, so it's evil, infectious and eldritch. You will be damaged if you try.
>>399922don't worry too much about it. it is just a meme.
>>399923>I reposted it because I thought it was funny.it was funny and would remain funny if it didn't spammed in an organized way. that is why i suspect jeets.
>>399927i agree with you.
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>>399909sora ai 2 is really getting good , i loved most of the Hitler ones, it is giving me a hope that he might actually come back.
The holy hat of reddit atheism!
>>400550A hearty chuckle was had.
>>401137>who caresWell said, they totally deserve it.
AXIS OF EVUUULLLLLLL!! don't know why mexico is there tho.
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the fucking search result...in two years ,i am expecting to see both canadians and englandians bust to group dance out of nowhere while singing ''jalebi baby" in the middle of street.
>>401142>second pic>google searchNo more woke results?
Two ponies leave Equestria to embark on a magical new adventure.
>>401240It's quite ironic that the country of Orwell is turning into his own 1984.
>>401247After all, he was writing about England.
And I don't remember immigrants walking the streets with machetes in the book. Maybe I missed something...
>>401248So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.
Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
>>401249>So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.Ahaha ye
>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?It's quite large: Russia has about seven republics where more than half the population is Muslim. Migrant workers (from Central Asian countries) have been coming to the country for many years, and they, too, are mostly Muslim. But the most interesting thing about Islam in Russia is the Chechen Republic. What's happening there is simply ridiculous! (By the way, the video of Putin kissing the Quran was filmed in Chechnya.) (And yes, it's not fake.)
thanks to whoever psycho-nut that made this
>>401247It is not only England; France and Germany trail behind very close; all under the view of law enforcement protecting the invaders and punishing the native Europeans for complaining.
>>401249>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder them, they usually target immigrants from central asia or northern caucus
>vidrel
>>401251From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
>>401252KEK
But in my opinion, he does deserve some respect, because he brought to the world a type of passport whose material later inspired the design of nowdays airplane black boxes.
>pic>>401257One of the biggest weaknesses of politicians is short sightedness and the lack of long term thinking. Anti native population policies that are later "fIxEd" by flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.
>>401258>A few same skins killing a few other same skinsOk, but you really didn't need to upload a gore video in humor thread.
>>401259>flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.I would say a messy bloodbath.
>>401259>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHASHASGHDGASHDIK
>>401259I don't even know what's funnier.
Here is LITERALLY every point causes hysteria
>>401258>Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder themOh, are you from 2000-2010? Hi!
>they usually target immigrants from central asiamaybe (But, again, this was only relevant in the 2010s; now, most nationalists have either fallen under government control, left, or been killed.)
>or northern caucusNO
>>401259>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either.>They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.Mostly for military police. If you have problems with cooperation between Christians and Muslims, you can use smallest population to control bigger one. The echo of Chechen wars still strong inside our officer corp: Christians too proud to bribe Muslims, and they too proud to be bribed by same mans, who killed their fathers. Besides Chechens have different culture, the clannish 'culture of honor', unlike individualistic 'culture of merit' typical for Europeans and Russians. But Chechens too low in numbers, to use them as historical Swiss Guard.
To be honest, in this war our Muslims show themselves as kind people, compared to Russians. They have temper, but do not have systematic, autistic cruelty to be effective in industrial war. They are not ready to be part of war machine and this mechanism rejects them.
>>401275>most nationalists have either fallen under government controlOh, hello then.
Yes, core part of Russian nationalist organizations outgrow our childish past. We changed defensive strategy of nationalism to offensive imperialism. We are not herd, we are herders.
>>401276I understand you also Russian (Because otherwise I don't understand what you're talking about at all.). I have a lot of questions about what you wrote, but I'll probably refrain from asking them. But I'd like to ask one favor: Скажи "ЧИЧНЯ СИЛАААААА!!! ☝️"
>>401277Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!
Всё былое и правда кажется таким далёким. Ты ведь понимаешь, анон, что те бойцы, что сейчас с равнодушным еблом режут порка, так же легко вскроют глотку и чечену, и таджику, и тебе. Угроза исчезла, ненависть ушла.
>>401279>Ты ведь понимаешь, анонДа, понимаю, по этому уже в третий раз в тред кидаю одну и ту же фотку, где "Великий боец, что с равнодушием резал порка, что с тем же равно душем и прямым ебалом смог бы ВСЕХ завалить! Вот прям всех, всех!" сидит "с равнодушным еблом" И ТЕРПИТ
Вот почему так, как оно выходит?
>>401279>Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!Ну и да, молодец, выбери награду сам
Внезапно атмосфера ощущается как родина, а океаны на вкус как водка.
Однажды я пытался выучить русский язык, но из-за лени я выучил только алфавит.
>>401277>>401279>>401280>>401281Since I don't understand your language, I used a translator... and now I understand even less.
>>401280Терпение, это главное качество солдата. Ведь кто есть солдат линейной пехоты, это цель для авиации, артиллерии и дронов, не более того. Конечно же армия делает ставку на тех, кто способен отсидеть на нуле положенные две недели, а не свалит от этого пиздеца на следующий день. Второе качество, это верность командиру. Третье, самопожертвование.
И вот так сложилось, что наши хвалёные спецназы тихонько исчезли из медийного фокуса, чечены приуныли, охуев от мясорубки, а мы с хохлом, братушки-долбоёбы, всё сидим и сидим. Конечно, мы гораздо сильнее, но эта сила иная, чем ты хотел бы вообразить.
>>401283i can understand some of it , some words in russian are just english written in viking symbols.
the main thing they're saying is that most hatred is far gone between minorities and russians.
statistically russians are more tolerant toward muslims and also russia itself is full of many ethnicities.
the only time russia had problems with muslims was during 2023 terrorist attacks.
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btw a question for english users. i really feel bad sometimes when:
sometimes i feel like me writing too much and turning a lot of places green white red flags everywhere bothers people...
does it bother you or not?
also do you guys get mad if we speak in mother language?
>>401283Yeah, surprisingly hard to translate, even for modern LLM, especially this board-slang with unsaid links to our media. Sometimes I think that is a good thing: unlike Europeans we have yandex, national social networks, even own 4chan. Without this distance between cultures this war may be impossible.
We talk about Muslim minorities in our society. This anon didn't like that Chechens achieved considerable power and exploit this power to humiliate Russians. I explain their social function as military police, since they do not have enough number and endurance for frontline service. This phrase "Chechen is strong!" considered humiliating before the war, since we occupy them in quite brutal war, but then show too much mercy. Just imagine palestinian militant, who forced famous israeli soldier to said "Palestine is strong!" on the national TV. But actually we just have fun of this whole situation. Chechen must be strong, since they are our bastion on the Caucasian border. And we want them to be strong, stronger than current generation.
>>401286>viking symbolsHey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
>>401284Ладно, ты забавный. Можно на самом деле продолжить тему с терпением, но я решил что лучше нести в мир веселье и радость, чем получать от силовика по ебучки (плюс я без впн сижу как можно заметить, так что извиняюсь перед всеми кем нужно извиниться, мне за все стыдно, я больше так не буду :( ) Но печеньку я не забираю, можешь оставить себе ;)
>>401282That's commandable, although its poem i am in the first hear (interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?)
>>401283Mach of insaid jokes, strange wording, and a very literary language an ours "Swede"
>>401289I don't even know who is more isolated in their worldview, me or him.
>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.But this is very strong
>>401289>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.i know i know i'm joking.
sorry if i offended ya.
>>401290>although its poem i am in the first hearholy shit, it rhymed?
>interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?eh i tried. also i wanted to say motherland not home.
>>401289>>401291oh i wanted to say something.
i usually have a problem with confronting with russians
here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.
but personally i feel like rus are scary, not sure if it is due to propaganda influence of hollywood and western video games.so i usually try not to joke around too much.
should i be scared?
also what do you guys think about us?
i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...
I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.
>>401293Joke about whatever you want (as long as you don't get in trouble legally). As if this is a place where you can say unflattering things about someone.
>also what do you guys think about us?>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average person
>I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.? i first hear about this
>>401290Как вы все умудряетесь сидеть здесь без впн? Специальный доступ от лахта-центра?
>>401290I was too wary to post on 2ch, because I have 'chipmunk-mode' sometimes and this jokes clearly incompatible with my career. But when another chipmunk here, I just can't stand aside.
>>401292I know that you know. I just was surprised, when I try "Strategikon" of Maurice in original right after translated version and suddenly understand most of phrases. Really strange experience, the echo of ancient times:
Στρατηγικόν Μαυρίκιος
Стратегикон Мавриция
>>401293>>401294>also what do you guys think about us?>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...>You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average personI can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all. Some have fun during recent war, up to 'Bomb-Bomb Tel-Aviv' mode, but there is not so much hatred towards Israeli. Typical Russian too Europe-centric and sees Middle East as some distant show. The situation with shahed drones and Iranian sweets in shops changed attitude a little, but there is no media support. And we do not have Iranian diaspora at all. Damn, we have anime-fanfiction writer from distant branch of Kim dynasty! But no Iranian literature at all. I think most of us imagine Iran as counterpart of Turkey, like North Korea vs South Korea.
But at same time military have respect towards Iran. The drones and missiles, the own energy and steel industry, the nuclear capacities, the combined efforts with Hezbollah in Syria. In military terms Iran considered as stronger and more steadfast country than Turkey and Egypt, best possible ally for north-south transport route. Finally, I myself personally, born in Russian military family in Uzbekistan, have much deeper interest to make some connections with Iranians. Iran have a place somewhere near my childish memories about Samarkand, channels and mountains. I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros, and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.
>>401293>here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.For what reason? Seriously speaking, as civilization we act quite barbaric. Not as barbaric as Jews or Americans, but imperialism still imperialism. Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.
>>401296>I can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all. you know, it is kinda sad to me that we as iranians don't have any real friends around the globe, oh i much rather say we gathered more enemies and haters.
none of the middle eastern countries truly like us, and if they do it is mainly due to for defending the palestine against israel. none of them truly like us for being shia or for being non-arab / non-turk and if we become secular we will lose that support too.
and russia and china have the same view, most of their people don't know nothing about us nor they have little shit to give about us.
also our relationship with your country is more about being a vassal than being an ally, we pretty much did whatever the russia asked us to do, even went as far as making the syria a living hell that will hate our guts to death.
iran has been a vassal for a century now , one time for the west now for the east. and realistically we're just remained alone with ourselves, our arrogance-y, stubborn and fake bubble of power and importance brought us here. and weakness.
>For what reason?mainly because you guys are the only other powerful country that is still somewhat close to us, we usually imagine russians as strong,cold, no fuck given people who strategically follow everything with patience.
for negativity well
maybe this recent war and russia and china not helping change that a bit and also there are alot of people who think putin being pro-khamenei is dangerous for iran. also historical thing that russo-soviet did to iran during ww2 and participating to take away a large amount of lands from iran still brings some trauma but i don't think there are anyone who really is that bothered with it anymore (also not the same russia).
overall reputation still it is heavily positive.
>I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros, thanks same, i am glad that i am able to talk to russian bros too.
>Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.hey, don't be hard on yourself , still as aspect of what influence and strength that is there , Russia still has a very long and loud voice to share to the world.
me looking and what was iran before and what it is remained from it, is as disappointing as season 8 of game of thrones.it fell harder than pinochet heli-victims
i am still dreaming about reviving zartoastrianism and nationalistic pan-iranism back to iran.
>and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.HUGE thanks to the other guy tho , i am not much of a brainer and my dictionary of words and knowledge is very limited.
also i am kinda...how do is say it... oh yeah, the most boring iranian you can find (is christian , hates his government, doesn't have negativity and is adaptive toward west)
anyway enough about iRaN and me this was about humour thread... i'll shut up
"Land is Mine" a 2000 years old promise.
>>401312>HUGE thanks to the other guy thoActually you have more influence on me than him. If you remember, I reacted quite bumpy first time at your posts during war. Then I think more about my position and apologized. "Who I am to judge." I know nothing. Then I noticed that both Iranian have much more patience with each other than i thought it was possible, considering adversarial positions and time of war. You both more humane, than I expected.
I reconsider my own attitude towards Russian anons after this. Sometimes you must have respect to your people just because they are your kin.
>>401319you didn't need to apologise for anything and well i am glad that i had a positive impact on someone for once :)
>>401295Ты рофлишь? Сайт по DPI заболочен, он на изи в два шага обходится.
Хотя лучше с впн сиди, а то вдруг что
>>401296I'm curious, how can anyone with your stance be afraid to post anything on 2ch? Okay, on /b/ (they ban people for being political), but what's the problem with /pol/? Or do you work for the government somewhere? Even so, 2ch is "sort of" anonymous... Although, yes, I can understand your point.
>>401296>'chipmunk-mode' Народ бурундук...
Народ хомяк...
Где то я это уже слышал
I too despise satan's chosen nation subverting rape proboscis endowed hand rubbing proxy genocider's and wish to contribute in any way that will result in any and possible all forms of harm coming to them and theirs, to that end:
https://www.alexlinder.com/audio/solzhenitsyn-200_years.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrDA1gpANpkIT-2vvGHXmkVmLnKWa8JWy
>>401325>first vidI think the 1990s–2000s were the strangest decades in all of Iran's history, politically and socially.
>>401377also the happiest times, although iran still is strange.
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vids are taken from:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1R2q_TrFkCJvDBucYdRMPg
>>401394Granted, most of the world was happier back then.