/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>398135
Do you really not know who Lee was? Come on that was site history before 2017.

>>398135
>You're either a mod refreshing /recent/ out of obligation or you're really invested in making sure nobody dares criticize your based kekable gemeralds
Or maybe he just happened to be online at the same time as you?
>>398134
>>398138
Also this.

Only a newfag wouldn't recognize Barneyfag.

>>398139
He has to be super new. He even has a Canadian flag and doesn't recognize him

>>398358
This is why I like technodistributism. It offers a plan for the collapse that also makes people more self sufficient in the mean time

>>398393
New whiteness statistic just dropped

>>398393
Russia and Ukraine have more in common than they think. Maybe it's time to finally stop the hate.

>>398544
Oh, it's a preview of сыендука (syenduk)! Cool dude!

>>398626
(I'm talking about the fourth picture.)

>>398626
What is that? I know Russian men like women with tails.

>>398644
>What is that?
This is a YouTuber (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjZsa4VtkI)
>I know Russian men like women with tails.
Who doesn't like them?

>>399475
>1st pic
It's good, very real.

>>399592
FAFO

I had a dream last night, it started by me hearing my dad scream “Josh!,” to which I, completely asleep, started trying to get up to specifically thinking about the time Samson was called, and said “I’m coming!,” though it still took me five seconds of getting up I was so tired. As I’m walking out towards him I see on the wall, still dark, a reflection from a window, square and slotted, two of the same and not like my window. I hear him say “I pissed and shit myself all over” and I think uh oh and hear him say right in the bed. I open my door and he’s standing there in his underwear and says “I found a way to not hurt myself at work. It hurts my dick, but not my head.” I start looking for the shit and piss and at his feet is some white furniture all broken up, I look around it and see steak pieces. Two were burnt and five were uncooked. I turn around and I’m in this weird toy store that is “work.” I am by this platform, looking at some weird toy train I can’t remember right, and I see some other people. One walks up to me, a man shorter than me wearing conductor overalls and with hair like a conductor hat and short beard, white man, and says “Have you seen your dad?” I say, “He’s around the back” and he heads that way. On the way back I see a blue toy train with black tire marks on every inch, torn up sticker patterns, it was a toy triceratops for kids to ride. I enter the back room which is geometrically a different space, and look towards dad who is obscured by two pipes that span the room. I see the man walking towards dad and turn around, walking in this room and see people working. For like a half second I see a soft gold light in my actual room as I get in my bed.

I wake up to this tapping on my bed springs that sounds like someone rolling their fingers impatiently. Da da dum. Then faster twice dada dum dada dum. I feel this sense of dread and know this is God, and say, “Hello? You’re scawing me” I was so half asleep I could not move my mouth for the R. Then I feel a huge breath all from my nose breathing in and I get up. My senses return and I thank God

>>399709
The second part was actual reality btw

Like I was awake, in this weird trance. Phew

Oh I think I figured out some of the visions too. The girl angel was “Wisdom,” mourning because I was dying, God saved me several times, and this power I got was to help prevent that. Specifically my brother orchestrating my murder most likely. She held her eyes open on me just slightly less long, something in Proverbs mentions this is like learning. The Planets dream I had as a kid was likely me ignoring more important religious pursuits for the grandeur of stuff we have here, but I’m not so sure on that one. I think the planets must have to do with nations like they did in Joseph’s dream, but they never bowed or acknowledged me, they hung still. The steaks in the recent one may mean years like they do in Joseph’s interpretations as well.

>>399709
>>399710
>>399711
I've got the suspicion anon is tripping on psychedelics.

>>399712
Youre lucky God put me in a good mood

>>399907
it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme.
i hope this is a meme or just be a "jeet shitting on pajeet shit" and not a "get the hate ready, soon will be drafted in arab countries" by cia.
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anyway the spongebob one is getting ready for a "boy" which i don't need to explain further.

Women's Olympics kicks off.

>>399908
4chan has always been full of shills. There's nothing surprising about the fact that suddenly a dubious translation of a dubious hadith from a source that even many hanbalis don't fully accept is getting spammed all over the board, mostly by memeflags, kikes, jeets, evangelicals, and, for some bizarre reason, a bunch of self humiliating shitposts coming from ips in certain islamic countries. This is nothing new. It reminds me of those old shill threads where they tried to push that idiotic "panthera" narrative, claiming Jesus was the product of a roman soldier raping Mary, just by playing word games.
It's obvious this is just another shill thread. The book isn't new, and it't not like /pol/ magically turned into a book club overnight.
What makes it even funnier is that a huge number of muslims(especially shias) don't even accept that book in the first place, which just makes the constant reposting look even more pathetic and meaningless.
I just have a question: what's the point?

>>399908
>it is kinda weird to me that all of the sudden 4cuck remembered they hate islam and decided make 8 threads of forcing this meme.
/pol/ does shit like this all of the time.
I reposted it because I thought it was funny. Didn't bother to make a thread about it though.

>>399922
The point is it made someone mad somewhere and like a grand mal seizure the entire botnet/troll discords dropped everything to hyperfixate and convulse until their brains decide to stop.
I think there's a purpose to it. Hell, in the minds of troons on discord, they think they're sending a message, or fulfilling some grand agenda. But ultimately, I don't recommend finding out, cuz these thoughts originate from the mentally sick, rich folk with main character syndrome, and unemployed midwits, so it's evil, infectious and eldritch. You will be damaged if you try.

>>399922
don't worry too much about it. it is just a meme.
>>399923
>I reposted it because I thought it was funny.
it was funny and would remain funny if it didn't spammed in an organized way. that is why i suspect jeets.
>>399927
i agree with you.
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>>399909
sora ai 2 is really getting good , i loved most of the Hitler ones, it is giving me a hope that he might actually come back.

The holy hat of reddit atheism!

>>400550
A hearty chuckle was had.

Thanksgiving fun.

>>401137
>who cares
Well said, they totally deserve it.

AXIS OF EVUUULLLLLLL!! don't know why mexico is there tho.
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the fucking search result...in two years ,i am expecting to see both canadians and englandians bust to group dance out of nowhere while singing ''jalebi baby" in the middle of street.

>>401142
>second pic
>google search
No more woke results?

Two ponies leave Equestria to embark on a magical new adventure.

>>401240
It's quite ironic that the country of Orwell is turning into his own 1984.

>>401247
After all, he was writing about England.
And I don't remember immigrants walking the streets with machetes in the book. Maybe I missed something...

>>401248
So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.

Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?

>>401249
>So it's going to turn into an even worse version of what it was back then.
Ahaha ye
>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
It's quite large: Russia has about seven republics where more than half the population is Muslim. Migrant workers (from Central Asian countries) have been coming to the country for many years, and they, too, are mostly Muslim. But the most interesting thing about Islam in Russia is the Chechen Republic. What's happening there is simply ridiculous! (By the way, the video of Putin kissing the Quran was filmed in Chechnya.) (And yes, it's not fake.)

thanks to whoever psycho-nut that made this

>>401247
It is not only England; France and Germany trail behind very close; all under the view of law enforcement protecting the invaders and punishing the native Europeans for complaining.

>>401249
>Btw, how large is Russia's muslim population that Putin feels the need to flatter them like this?
Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder them, they usually target immigrants from central asia or northern caucus
>vidrel

>>401251
From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
>>401252
KEK
But in my opinion, he does deserve some respect, because he brought to the world a type of passport whose material later inspired the design of nowdays airplane black boxes.
>pic
>>401257
One of the biggest weaknesses of politicians is short sightedness and the lack of long term thinking. Anti native population policies that are later "fIxEd" by flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.
>>401258
>A few same skins killing a few other same skins
Ok, but you really didn't need to upload a gore video in humor thread.

>>401259
>flooding the society with non native populations always end in disaster.
I would say a messy bloodbath.

>>401259
>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either. They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHASHASGHDGASHDIK

>>401259
I don't even know what's funnier.
Here is LITERALLY every point causes hysteria

>>401258
>Large enough for white nationalist movements there to murder them
Oh, are you from 2000-2010? Hi!
>they usually target immigrants from central asia
maybe (But, again, this was only relevant in the 2010s; now, most nationalists have either fallen under government control, left, or been killed.)
>or northern caucus
NO

>>401259
>From what I've heard about the chechens, they seem like people who don't really involve themselves much with the gov, and the gov doesn't interfere with them either.
>They just happen to make good soldiers in the military.
Mostly for military police. If you have problems with cooperation between Christians and Muslims, you can use smallest population to control bigger one. The echo of Chechen wars still strong inside our officer corp: Christians too proud to bribe Muslims, and they too proud to be bribed by same mans, who killed their fathers. Besides Chechens have different culture, the clannish 'culture of honor', unlike individualistic 'culture of merit' typical for Europeans and Russians. But Chechens too low in numbers, to use them as historical Swiss Guard.

To be honest, in this war our Muslims show themselves as kind people, compared to Russians. They have temper, but do not have systematic, autistic cruelty to be effective in industrial war. They are not ready to be part of war machine and this mechanism rejects them.

>>401275
>most nationalists have either fallen under government control
Oh, hello then.

Yes, core part of Russian nationalist organizations outgrow our childish past. We changed defensive strategy of nationalism to offensive imperialism. We are not herd, we are herders.

>>401276
I understand you also Russian (Because otherwise I don't understand what you're talking about at all.). I have a lot of questions about what you wrote, but I'll probably refrain from asking them. But I'd like to ask one favor: Скажи "ЧИЧНЯ СИЛАААААА!!! ☝️"

>>401277
Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!

Всё былое и правда кажется таким далёким. Ты ведь понимаешь, анон, что те бойцы, что сейчас с равнодушным еблом режут порка, так же легко вскроют глотку и чечену, и таджику, и тебе. Угроза исчезла, ненависть ушла.

>>401279
>Ты ведь понимаешь, анон
Да, понимаю, по этому уже в третий раз в тред кидаю одну и ту же фотку, где "Великий боец, что с равнодушием резал порка, что с тем же равно душем и прямым ебалом смог бы ВСЕХ завалить! Вот прям всех, всех!" сидит "с равнодушным еблом" И ТЕРПИТ
Вот почему так, как оно выходит?

>>401279
>Чечня сила! Ахмат сила!
Ну и да, молодец, выбери награду сам

Внезапно атмосфера ощущается как родина, а океаны на вкус как водка.
Однажды я пытался выучить русский язык, но из-за лени я выучил только алфавит.

>>401277
>>401279
>>401280
>>401281
Since I don't understand your language, I used a translator... and now I understand even less.

>>401280
Терпение, это главное качество солдата. Ведь кто есть солдат линейной пехоты, это цель для авиации, артиллерии и дронов, не более того. Конечно же армия делает ставку на тех, кто способен отсидеть на нуле положенные две недели, а не свалит от этого пиздеца на следующий день. Второе качество, это верность командиру. Третье, самопожертвование.

И вот так сложилось, что наши хвалёные спецназы тихонько исчезли из медийного фокуса, чечены приуныли, охуев от мясорубки, а мы с хохлом, братушки-долбоёбы, всё сидим и сидим. Конечно, мы гораздо сильнее, но эта сила иная, чем ты хотел бы вообразить.

>>401283
i can understand some of it , some words in russian are just english written in viking symbols.
the main thing they're saying is that most hatred is far gone between minorities and russians.

statistically russians are more tolerant toward muslims and also russia itself is full of many ethnicities.
the only time russia had problems with muslims was during 2023 terrorist attacks.
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btw a question for english users. i really feel bad sometimes when:
sometimes i feel like me writing too much and turning a lot of places green white red flags everywhere bothers people...
does it bother you or not?
also do you guys get mad if we speak in mother language?

>>401283
Yeah, surprisingly hard to translate, even for modern LLM, especially this board-slang with unsaid links to our media. Sometimes I think that is a good thing: unlike Europeans we have yandex, national social networks, even own 4chan. Without this distance between cultures this war may be impossible.

We talk about Muslim minorities in our society. This anon didn't like that Chechens achieved considerable power and exploit this power to humiliate Russians. I explain their social function as military police, since they do not have enough number and endurance for frontline service. This phrase "Chechen is strong!" considered humiliating before the war, since we occupy them in quite brutal war, but then show too much mercy. Just imagine palestinian militant, who forced famous israeli soldier to said "Palestine is strong!" on the national TV. But actually we just have fun of this whole situation. Chechen must be strong, since they are our bastion on the Caucasian border. And we want them to be strong, stronger than current generation.

>>401286
>viking symbols
Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.

>>401284
Ладно, ты забавный. Можно на самом деле продолжить тему с терпением, но я решил что лучше нести в мир веселье и радость, чем получать от силовика по ебучки (плюс я без впн сижу как можно заметить, так что извиняюсь перед всеми кем нужно извиниться, мне за все стыдно, я больше так не буду :( ) Но печеньку я не забираю, можешь оставить себе ;)
>>401282
That's commandable, although its poem i am in the first hear (interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?)
>>401283
Mach of insaid jokes, strange wording, and a very literary language an ours "Swede"

>>401289
I don't even know who is more isolated in their worldview, me or him.
>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
But this is very strong

>>401289
>Hey, this is old fashioned Byzantine alphabet! I even can read ancient Greek with some understanding just because of similar structure.
i know i know i'm joking.
sorry if i offended ya.
>>401290
>although its poem i am in the first hear
holy shit, it rhymed?
>interestong how mach you sufferd with the letters "ь" and "ъ"?
eh i tried. also i wanted to say motherland not home.

>>401289
>>401291
oh i wanted to say something.
i usually have a problem with confronting with russians
here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.
but personally i feel like rus are scary, not sure if it is due to propaganda influence of hollywood and western video games.so i usually try not to joke around too much.
should i be scared?
also what do you guys think about us?
i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...

I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.

>>401293
Joke about whatever you want (as long as you don't get in trouble legally). As if this is a place where you can say unflattering things about someone.
>also what do you guys think about us?
>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...
You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average person
>I know that in other countries , iran diaspora fatigue is thing. iranian can't shut the fuck up about how iranian they're are and how their souls made out of pure whiteness, and willingly act more racist for no reason.
? i first hear about this

>>401290
Как вы все умудряетесь сидеть здесь без впн? Специальный доступ от лахта-центра?

>>401290
I was too wary to post on 2ch, because I have 'chipmunk-mode' sometimes and this jokes clearly incompatible with my career. But when another chipmunk here, I just can't stand aside.

>>401292
I know that you know. I just was surprised, when I try "Strategikon" of Maurice in original right after translated version and suddenly understand most of phrases. Really strange experience, the echo of ancient times:
Στρατηγικόν Μαυρίκιος
Стратегикон Мавриция

>>401293
>>401294
>also what do you guys think about us?
>i heard you just think of us as a generic islamic saharan arab wanna be country...
>You understand everything yourself. Russians hardly think about Iran, in general, all Islamic countries in the Middle East are the same for the average person
I can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all. Some have fun during recent war, up to 'Bomb-Bomb Tel-Aviv' mode, but there is not so much hatred towards Israeli. Typical Russian too Europe-centric and sees Middle East as some distant show. The situation with shahed drones and Iranian sweets in shops changed attitude a little, but there is no media support. And we do not have Iranian diaspora at all. Damn, we have anime-fanfiction writer from distant branch of Kim dynasty! But no Iranian literature at all. I think most of us imagine Iran as counterpart of Turkey, like North Korea vs South Korea.

But at same time military have respect towards Iran. The drones and missiles, the own energy and steel industry, the nuclear capacities, the combined efforts with Hezbollah in Syria. In military terms Iran considered as stronger and more steadfast country than Turkey and Egypt, best possible ally for north-south transport route. Finally, I myself personally, born in Russian military family in Uzbekistan, have much deeper interest to make some connections with Iranians. Iran have a place somewhere near my childish memories about Samarkand, channels and mountains. I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros, and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.

>>401293
>here we usually have massive respect for russians and you guys have good reputation here.
For what reason? Seriously speaking, as civilization we act quite barbaric. Not as barbaric as Jews or Americans, but imperialism still imperialism. Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.

>>401247
Verily.

>>401296
>I can confirm. In general population there is no thought of Iran at all.
you know, it is kinda sad to me that we as iranians don't have any real friends around the globe, oh i much rather say we gathered more enemies and haters.
none of the middle eastern countries truly like us, and if they do it is mainly due to for defending the palestine against israel. none of them truly like us for being shia or for being non-arab / non-turk and if we become secular we will lose that support too.
and russia and china have the same view, most of their people don't know nothing about us nor they have little shit to give about us.
also our relationship with your country is more about being a vassal than being an ally, we pretty much did whatever the russia asked us to do, even went as far as making the syria a living hell that will hate our guts to death.
iran has been a vassal for a century now , one time for the west now for the east. and realistically we're just remained alone with ourselves, our arrogance-y, stubborn and fake bubble of power and importance brought us here. and weakness.
>For what reason?
mainly because you guys are the only other powerful country that is still somewhat close to us, we usually imagine russians as strong,cold, no fuck given people who strategically follow everything with patience.
for negativity well
maybe this recent war and russia and china not helping change that a bit and also there are alot of people who think putin being pro-khamenei is dangerous for iran. also historical thing that russo-soviet did to iran during ww2 and participating to take away a large amount of lands from iran still brings some trauma but i don't think there are anyone who really is that bothered with it anymore (also not the same russia).
overall reputation still it is heavily positive.
>I was glad for the opportunity to talk with you both, Iranian bros,
thanks same, i am glad that i am able to talk to russian bros too.
>Sometimes I don't fell myself worthy glory of my ancestors, who have ideology with a lot of flaws, but overall better than just profit, nationalism or religion.
hey, don't be hard on yourself , still as aspect of what influence and strength that is there , Russia still has a very long and loud voice to share to the world.
me looking and what was iran before and what it is remained from it, is as disappointing as season 8 of game of thrones.it fell harder than pinochet heli-victims
i am still dreaming about reviving zartoastrianism and nationalistic pan-iranism back to iran.
>and I must said, the first thread about Israeli-Iranian war was very educative.
HUGE thanks to the other guy tho , i am not much of a brainer and my dictionary of words and knowledge is very limited.
also i am kinda...how do is say it... oh yeah, the most boring iranian you can find (is christian , hates his government, doesn't have negativity and is adaptive toward west)

anyway enough about iRaN and me this was about humour thread... i'll shut up

"Land is Mine" a 2000 years old promise.

>>401312
>HUGE thanks to the other guy tho
Actually you have more influence on me than him. If you remember, I reacted quite bumpy first time at your posts during war. Then I think more about my position and apologized. "Who I am to judge." I know nothing. Then I noticed that both Iranian have much more patience with each other than i thought it was possible, considering adversarial positions and time of war. You both more humane, than I expected.

I reconsider my own attitude towards Russian anons after this. Sometimes you must have respect to your people just because they are your kin.

>>401319
you didn't need to apologise for anything and well i am glad that i had a positive impact on someone for once :)

>>401295
Ты рофлишь? Сайт по DPI заболочен, он на изи в два шага обходится.
Хотя лучше с впн сиди, а то вдруг что

>>401296
I'm curious, how can anyone with your stance be afraid to post anything on 2ch? Okay, on /b/ (they ban people for being political), but what's the problem with /pol/? Or do you work for the government somewhere? Even so, 2ch is "sort of" anonymous... Although, yes, I can understand your point.

>>401296
>'chipmunk-mode'
Народ бурундук...
Народ хомяк...
Где то я это уже слышал

I too despise satan's chosen nation subverting rape proboscis endowed hand rubbing proxy genocider's and wish to contribute in any way that will result in any and possible all forms of harm coming to them and theirs, to that end:
https://www.alexlinder.com/audio/solzhenitsyn-200_years.html
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrDA1gpANpkIT-2vvGHXmkVmLnKWa8JWy

>>401325
>first vid
I think the 1990s–2000s were the strangest decades in all of Iran's history, politically and socially.

>>401377
also the happiest times, although iran still is strange.
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vids are taken from:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1R2q_TrFkCJvDBucYdRMPg

>>401394
Granted, most of the world was happier back then.

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