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lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.

Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending Torment

Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:


>Internet Alias:


>Real Name:

Sébastien Lévesque.




Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.


Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(


>Artist tag:


>Personal website:

(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)




>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿

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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge

Last thread hit bump limit.
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Heather/VHS Tape Mystery Thread

Okay faggots, some of you in the filly thread probably know who I am. I barely ever go on /b/ (fucking interracial porn everywhere) but my curiosity was piqued yesterday for reasons inexplicable and I came to find this thread: https://archived.moe/b/thread/823962956/. People freaked out and we hit the bump limit, leading to a thread with little event: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823983784. I was skeptical at first of course, but some fag ended up going to the coordinates listed and picked up a VHS tape: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823984184/. People freaked out and then there was a second thread there, you probably have enough information to follow the thread train through moe by now though. There's currently a thread up, and there's discussion about the paintings going back as far as 2017. The current consensus is that if this is a larp or an arg it's a very ambitious one, and is at least interesting enough to warrant attention. I don't want to spoil too much for you. Current thread: https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/824052529
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genius and political runaway

i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
i draw a bit until i am gone.
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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Revelation 3D

Since the last thread reached bump limit, I figured it would be a good time to update the OP with some useful information.
Previous thread:


>Internet Alias:


>Real Name:

Sébastien Lévesque.




Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.


Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Likely to be a furfag
>Possible pedophile (?)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook

>Derpibooru profile:


>Artist tag:


>Personal website:

(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)



>And of course, his facebook: :^)

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Tard Stories

Can we get a tard stories thread? I'll start with something that happened tonight at work.
>Working at grocery store
>Tranny comes into the store
>Not my order, but everyone sees it
>Tard bagger starts commenting to every customer on how weird it is
>Other new bagger joins in the discussion
>Fuck it, so will I
>Start talking about how to refer to trannies
"Yeah, well they generally don't look the part but if you don't conform to whatever they're saying they'll get angry at you, so call em' a chick."
>Customer at the time gets angry
>"You shouldn't say stuff like that if you don't want to get fired!!1"
>Lol the manager likes me too much to fire me and I'm one of the few faggots willing to come out during the epidemic, bite my ass
>Watch as she walks past the customer service counter and pussies out of saying anything
>Fistbump bagger bros
>Tard bagger says "well, if they wanna be a woman so much, god will make them a woman in the next life"
>kek internally and manage to resist the urge to talk about trans suicide rates
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Horse and Horse related posting
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Comfy Music Thread

Lets have a comfy music thread

Yann Tiersen - Summer 78

Midside - Le Grand Jacques
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I like sugar and I like tea.
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Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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Milk thread, what is best milk?

1% is best milk.
Obviously choccy is better, but milk without added shit.
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wch 2hu wud u fuq?

Wch 2hu wud u fuq?
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Fluffy Pony Abuse Thread

Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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Fumo Thread

Post some fumos.
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A lesbo thinks I'm Chris chan
What do /sp/?
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Found Something Fun to Raid

While I was working, I noticed that my state's lottery has a nomination and voting system for school heroes or some shit. Whoever wins gets $10000, and it can be any worker at any school in North Carolina as long as they're over the age of 18.
The kicker
The voting system isn't very restrictive. You can vote once per day per IP, so we could easily all fire up TOR and a few vpns and with a few hours of fuckery could probably skyrocket some random asshole to winning levels.
Who do we vote for?
That's up for you to decide! I suggest Ctrl+Fing for funny names here: https://www.ncschoolheroes.com/contests/entries, but you can also nominate somebody yourself if they're a real state employee.
How long do we have?
Until March 15th, at which point the winrar will be announced.
Why should I care?
It has the potential to be kinda funny. No other reason in particular.
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I wish MLP Pony Life didn't suck

Imagine if Pony Life was drawn and animated like the Sonic Mania intro. All cool and hand drawn.
Except they're ponies not sonic characters.
Big improvement right?
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As you might know, in the past /pol/ used /b/ as a weapon of mass autism by raiding games, sites and even 4chan itself.
How? by promising epic lulz and massive butthurt(salt).
These days /b/ is a loose canon, ready to fire.

I propose we use /b/ as a weapon ourselves.
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Music Thread

What are you listening too /sp/?
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Ben 10

Have you ever seen it? It seems pretty good for a kid's cartoon.
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It's time to draw, horsefucker.
Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
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Football? (also this gift is for you degens)
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Thomas Dall - The Short Movie

>God Said No To Thomas - A Kittystyle Story - (Ponygorilla Christmas Special)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUsCcZUlQG0 [Embed]

someone made a 35 minute long mini documentary about Thomas Dall
i have not seen it yet nor do i know the creator
i will give it a watch, lets see whats in there

creator is rumored to be a pariah from bitwave.tv by the name of February, widely disliked by the local community (including the whiteknighting Dall)
so there may or may not be bullshit in there. The video got mixed reviews from the detractor community.
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The Cum Dumpster

This thread is dedicated to and intended for to be a repository for the shit that occasionally gets posted on the site with nefarious intention.
Shills, bots, spammers, and what-have-you will post their shit here hoping to generate traction for whatever business or group they represent. I would hate for their efforts to go in vain so I'm opting to start this thread so that their e-mails, websites, douche-cords, and other areas can be made record of so that in the event that the infamous hacker known as 4chan might feel like doing some dirty he will have a ready and available list of potential targets to have his way with.
>Cum Dumpster
No, this is not another Samantha Masters thread
For the inaugural post, I'll offer an e-mail account posted moments ago by someone's bot.

muhammad2435tay@gmail.com - Guy seeking to help promote the site and looking for rubes clients.
It would be a shame if something untoward were to happen to it.
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wtf I want one

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Comfy Thread

>be /comfy/

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Nigger Ramen Divining Rod

Today, my /sp/erg friends, I shall begin a study. As a humble supermarket cashier, I aim to figure out which flavor of ramen the negros prefer over all others. This will be done by adding a tally mark for every nigger order that contains at least one. If the packet amounts are the same, no tallys will be added. If one flavor is more prevalent in one order, it will be the only one recorded. You are welcome to participate in the study with me, suggest ways I could improve my system (currently possibly a bit rudimentary due to the time constraints I may face). I begin work Wednesday, findings will be reported that night.
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I can't be the only guy who's been around the "political discussion" part.
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Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel/ Longform Streamer

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Styxhexenhammer had a retarded lefty brother who streamed his life away eating grease burgers in a dirty apartment?
Well, wonder no more.

I Present you KingCobra JFS, a toxic e-begger cow with assburgers who copes with his unwarranted self-importance by pretending to be a womanizing literaly demon wizard on the internet. Imagine someone with a DSP business Model, a light Chris Chan Mindset and the stubborn idiocy of Kittystyle while rocking a hot topic grimy goth look.

Josh has been streaming en masse since at least 2013. Much of his content has been archived and highlighted. He was until i discovered him via Danknet one of the most obscure cows with a long term dedicated Detractor community i have seen in years. He was documented for lolcow purposes since at least 2016, with him gaining enough infamy since summer 2018 to be more widely recognized.

Ever since his covered in 2019, Cobra is getting more notorious by the month. If you were looking to get into a new cow or a toxic streamer to detract from, this hairy chameleon provides you with a wealth of unintentional comedy and some of the best Highlight clip channels i have witnessed ever since i got into cow herding. He produces milk practically daily and is easy to find on youtube and facebook, with an engaged and active troll community to boot. Also, dont look into his left eye. It sees the darkness…
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>tfw had to leave everything poni behind except this and a Vinyl graffiti shirt
>tfw saw all my IDW comics sold at my garage sale
>tfw growing up
I-I don't know if I can adult, guys
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In Soviet Russia, corndog eat you.
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Post shitty normie memes that should never be taken seriously

I'll start
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Barb Chandler dead?

Barbara Chandler, the senile and zombofind biological mother of Christian Weston Chandler, Pope of Autism and Prime Lolcow, is rumored to have died on August 18th 2019, allegedly from a heart attack. Pic related is the alleged death certificate of greene county.

Source - HORSE news discord server via GaryD12

This event is unconfirmed by third parties and was denied by Cwc via a sock account on Twitter.

No proof of life was supplied. A Cwc detractor server suspects Chris is lying. One reason being the announced post death Kiwifarms house raid.

Will post more later if this turns out to be real.
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Go ahead and call me a fag, but I'm curious as to what the song in this video is.
Anybody know?
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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)

Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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Raid Thread

Let's have some laughs. What are some good targets for raids?
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/sp/ needs more filly

Nuff' said.
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Lolcow Indictment - Sébastien Lévesque - Pony Artcow.

Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

Most other important information about him is, as of yet, Unknown.

As of yet, his main facet seems to be posting poorly-drawn MSpaint-esque runes involving his various OCs and other peoples' ocs. Though his art is admittedly slightly better than the average deviantard using a circle tool for everything, he is still by no means a fine artist. The focal points of most of his art seem to be asses and engorged stomachs (unknown if he is a vorefag or just a fatfag as of yet.) Regarded by many to be the second coming of Chris-chan artistically, a less violent and more nonchalant approach should probably be taken. Encourage him to make more hilarious degenerate shit, competant drawfags could offer to do art trades with him.

His derpibooru profile: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
His artist tag:


Oh yeah, and a facebook:
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How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
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Totally random thread

This thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.

Hey I really like that crossover too, here is a fanfiction I wrote about it:

Once upon a time, Ben 10 decided to team up with Danny Phantom, so he called him up one day and he was all like "I fucking hate niggers" and Danny Phantom was like "I also hate niggers we should team up" and so they did. Only I have no idea who Danny Phantom is because I'm not autistic enough to know that and I don't really care and I can't be fucked to google it right now so I'm going to imagine him as a giant emperor penguin with fucking razor sharp teeth and rocket boots because that would be fucking rad.

So anyway Danny Phantom the Penguin shows up at Ben 10's house one day and Ben 10 opens the doors and immediately gets kicked in the nuts so hard he temporarily becomes Ben 5. And he's rolling around on the ground clutching his balls and screaming about how he hates niggers and Danny Phantom Penguin kicks him in the balls again. And then Ben 10's sister whose name I don't know because I've never actually seen an episode of Ben 10 comes in, and she's all like "what the fuck fag" and kicks him in the balls because it's funny to do that.

Now Ben 10 is like Ben 2.5 and he is screaming about niggers in a really high pitched voice because he got kicked in the nuts. Meanwhile his sister and the penguin are laughing their asses off. Then the penguin tells Ben 10's sister to suck his dick and she does because according to what I've seen on the internet she is kind of a whore. And then the penguin tells Ben 2.5 to suck his dick and he does because he's a fag, only after he's finished he wipes the cum off his chin and says "no homo" so that made it totally not gay. And then he reminded the penguin that he had forgotten to say "no homo" so that meant that he was actually gay, but the penguin says no it's only gay if you suck a dick not if you get your dick sucked. And Ben 10's whore sister was all like "yeah Ben 2.5 didn't you know that?"

And Ben 10 is all like "My name isn't Ben 2.5 it's Ben 10 you stupid cunt whore" and she laughed and said "no fag your name is Ben 2.5 because that's what you have tramp stamped on your back" and Ben turned around and saw that it was true, his tramp stamp tattoo actually said "ben 2.5" and not "ben 10". "I don't remember getting that tramp stamp tattoo and anyway they wrote the wrong name so I am going to go to the tattoo place and get it changed" and his sister said "I really don't give a shit what you do retard" and the penguin said "Yeah fag now go away I am going to bang your sister for a while."

And Ben 2.5 went to the tattoo place and threw open the door and said "Holy fuck I hate niggers!" and there were a bunch of niggers in there as it turned out. And they all said "gib reparations welfare ooga booga honkey" which is nigger speak for "please direct me to the railway station" so Ben 2.5 told them where the railway station was. After that they stabbed him and took all of his money lol.

And then he went to the tattoo man and said "Hey faggot this tattoo you gave me has the wrong name it is supposed to say Ben 10 not Ben 2.5" and the tattoo man said "don't call me a faggot, faggot. you are the one with a tramp stamp tattoo that has the wrong name on it." and Ben 2.5 could not argue with that logic because it was flawless.

And then Ben 2.5 said "Change the tattoo back to the right name so I can be called Ben 10 again" and the tattoo man said "sure faggot just pay me 2000 dollars" and Ben said "I don't have that much money because the niggers stole it." And the tattoo man laughed and said "yes that is pretty much what niggers do, but for now you are Ben 2.5 because I don't do this shit for free" and Ben 2.5 asked "what can you do for free" and the tattoo man said he could change the tattoo so it said ben15 :DDDDDDD but Ben 2.5 was too much of a newfag to get that joke.

So Ben 2.5 went out and made $2000 the only way he knew how: by sucking 2000 dicks for $1 apiece. and then a pony came up and said "wow you sure do love sucking dick, I have never seen anypony suck that many dicks before, at least not since I looked in the mirror while I was sucking 2000 dicks." And sure enough the pony that had walked up to Ben 2.5 was none other than Silver "holy shit I have an entire box of crackers up my ass how did those even get in there lol" Star.

And Silver "seriously there is like a jumbo box of fucking wheat thins up there what the actual fuck I don't even like wheat thins" Star bet Ben 2.5 that he couldn't suck 2000 more dicks and Ben 2.5 was like "you're on you faggot horse" and then they went off and sucked dicks until both of them died of asphyxiation. Meanwhile the Danny whatever Penguin stayed home with Ben 2.5's sister and they hung out and smoked weed and played xbox and shit. And then eventually they were like "I wonder where Ben 2.5" went and then they realized they didn't care, so they turned on the TV instead of going to look for him. And they saw on the news that Ben 2.5 and Silver "never mind they aren't wheat thins they are ritz crackers and I actually like those and now that I think about it I did put a box of them up my ass" Star had died while sucking 2000 dicks each.

And Penguin whatever Danny boy laughed and Ben 2.5's sister laughed and they went to go to the morgue to identify the body and they said "yep it's him" and the mortician asked "what would you like on the tombstone" and they both said "cheese and pepperoni" and laughed, but the mortician didn't get the joke so they explained it but he still didn't get it. and then they were just like "ok put whatever on it we don't care" so he did, and he gave them the tombstone and the body and told them to go bury it in the cemetery somewhere.

So they took the body down to the cemetery and they buried it and now to this very day you can go there, and see the tombstone that says "Here lies Ben 2.5, he was a massive cum gargling faggot who died while sucking 2000 dicks." The end.
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>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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Broncos come out on field to MLP theme song

John Elway has truly blessed us this day. For he knows that ponies and football are always meant to be together!
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FlufflePuff's Final Video

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Happy Killdozer Day!

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
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Together, we make Football.

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Thomas Dall confirmed RETURN +++ attends stream, has meltdown over shops, rages for 12 hours in chat



i have been informed he spent approximately 12 hour in bitwave chat to """troll""" the site owner and attending audience since yesterday evening, up until the wee hours of this morning. Somehow he changed his troll ID later in the night. can not tell which one it is but it should not be hard to spot him once he appears.

Thomas Dall attended a stream as a guest on bitwave TV last night, namely Murderer.
predictably had a screaming meltdown on air and rage quit it subsequently right after.

Dall confirmed a 90 day Ban on youtube by Jörg Sprawe aka The slingshot channel. meaning he wont be able to stream on youtube before late august 2019, the DLIVE Ban was also re-affirmed.

his stream in may was taken down because of the provoked copyright strikes. he was hoping youtube would give him doxxes of the people who flagged him and complained about youtube masking the flaggers with Jörger Sprawe.

He has to appear in court because of the Bar Incident
was fined by a former Landlord ca. 5000 Dollars after he trashed the apartment where his neighbor invaded him.
admitted he destroyed the placed shortly after on purposed and refused to pay rent, smashed the drywalls in with a vaccum cleaner in
confessed he did it because somehow he thinks his landlord was responsible for his neighbors home invasion
said he committed to collusion with Samy and Slick over DLIVE, aka the mad cow who whored her niece out to Dispatch
Mandalorian later came on to talk about DLIVE

later Had yet another meltdown later over photos of Jan Dall and thinks he can tell people on the internet what not to do,
insists the trolls committed crimes even under US law and threatened another international lolsuit. He also still thinks his thread is defamation, which was largely disproven.
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white girls dumping non-white boys to be with white boys

I need more scenes like this. Anyone know of any?
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Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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Incoming Mr. Metokur Drama

Dont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.


Some dude named Jonathan Ross held a hangout on Discord with a fat bitch and some pedo mudslime. Also something about a guy watching videos of naked kids in bathtubs being cute.

Jim invaded the hangout uninvited and turned it into something else. Apparently videos about this have been taken down, but are getting mirrored and made into highlight reels as we speak.
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yer mum

Baseball is better than football. Football is for plebs. Pic Unrelated
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I was walking through a random mall and stumbled upon a mural of a unicorn that wouldn't be amiss on DB. Why are the Chinese so weird?
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OC Thread

What does everypony think of this awesome OC I made?

Her name is Starpunch Twinkle, and she hails from the far-off jungles of Southern Equestria, where the cool island breeze sways the coconut trees and the rhythms of the steel drums lull the ponies to sleep at night. She used to be not particularly good at friendship, but then magical things happened to her, and now she's gotten better. Still, she has a lot to learn. She hopes one day to become a famous tree surgeon, but sometimes gets overenthusiastic when she prunes tree branches and prunes too much. It's a habit that has been the source of many a wacky mishap.

Her cutie mark is a blue radioactive ninja star, which signified how she used to be a pretty good ninja but then decided to give that up in order to get better at friendship.
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Trolling /jp/

So I decided to do a bit of recon and lurked /jp/ for a week.
Friends, I have studied the enemy and I have found their weaknesses. The /jp/ loves their 2hus, but they have an infestation of brap posters, footfags, and diaper posters. What I propose we do is go into every touhou thread and post about how we want to smell their farts/diapers/feet. Learn a bit about the touhou you are posting about before posting. For example if she is a vampire post about her 500 year old unwashed feet. If she is poor post about her smelly unwashed panties. Remember rules 1 and 2 and have fun trolling.
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NPCs assblasted by poster prank

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Lolcow Indictment - Drachenlord - Rage Cow

>Dragon Lord
14 Minute Quick Rundown video from Count Dankula

Rainer Winkler, better known under his Internet Alia "Drachenlord", is a Youtuber with ~75.000 subscribers and currently considered one of the most famous - if not - the biggest singular lolcow entity currently residing in Germany. He is infamous for his IRL rage fuels rants, intense physical interaction with his detractors and - by now - infamy on a national level. If you ever wanted to hear a large fat german man screaming his lungs out until hes bordering a stroke, this is the cow for you. If you have ever seen the semi-famous Angry German Kid meme from the late 2008, you will know what this is about. Also reminds me of Tourettes Guy.

Before i deeper get into this i want to preface this with saying, I have never seen a video of this guy before or even really heard of him. I faintly remember his name being mentioned some years ago in context with E-celebs, but never really looked into it. Therefore i must stress that i do not possess any deep knowledge about this specimen, all the material presented here has been accumulated in roughly ~3 hours.

I'd also like to mention that some people consider this man to be the German Chris Chan. I cant really say how true this is, but at least to me this seems to be overly simplified. Herr Winkler offers some genuine entertainment values you dont really get from other lolcows.I did not really know what people hate on the guy (except maybe that hes a fat selfimportant NEET), but then i saw those IRL visit videos and it became abundantly clear to me why this guy is so famous.


To fully enjoy this content i recommend usage of Google translate or other Translation Add ons.

>Drachenlords Kiwifarms thread - 10 Pages long (english)


>Drachenlords Youtube channel (german)


>Rainers Entry in a detractor wiki (english)


There is NO ED article about him as far as i know. there also seemed to be a somewhat big thread about him on /cow/, which 404ed by now. Should i find an archive link i will repost it here.
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now you tell me. whats wrong with this picture?
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(zecora porn thread)

High as shit. post some zigger porn for me to masturbate to.

Zecora is best pony.
Zecora is best pony.
Zecora is best pony.
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Der Führer

Let's pray for his prompt resurrection.
His is needed more than ever.
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This is a amazong thread! Post things that amaze you! Things that make your jaw drop and boggle your mind! No matter what it is, be it science or extraordinary archievments by individuals or groups, be it animals or technology!

Post amazing stuff!

I'll start!
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Autism isn't real it's just an excuse to be an asshole. Change my mind.
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Kekistan Political parties

These 4 flags represent the four main political parties of kekistan. here I will present information regarding each, and You will be asked which political party you would personally identify as. no irony allowed

The first flag is the Tyronian party. Headed by Big Man Tyrone, this party believes in a dictatorship of kekistan, headed by Big Man tyrone. they also believe in a Strong military, and Military activism. They also believe in a completely free market, no restrictions whatsoever, while in the mean time, blocking most imports from entering.

The Second Flag is that of the Holidarian Party of Kekistan. The Holidarians Believe in Racial equality because they believe there is no race except the human race. They believe in a moderately checked free market, much like the United States. they also believe in peace talks, and diplomacy rather than war. They finally believe in a Republic system of government in a presidential democracy.

The third flag is that of the Sargonis. They believe in a Religious government, much like a theocracy, headed by the Sargon of Akkad. they believe in legal drugs, and in a moderately sized military standing.they believe that all kekistanis must refer the the Sargon of Akkad for awnsers rather than free will, also believing in a socialist government.

the fourth flag is that of the Nash-Jonesians. the Nash-Jonesians belive in a monarchy style of government, mainly as a figure head, by Luke Nash-Jones. they also belive in a parliamentary democracy, as well as any religion other than Christianity, as they see it as the true religion of Kekistan. they want to create another crusade against isreal and other countries, and have formed diplomatic ties with Russia, Sudan, and Egypt. They are also the first Kekistani party to claim land for Kekistan, claiming the province of Bir Tawil as Kekistani territory. The Nash-Jonesians believe in green energy, and are against oil and other dirty energy resources. they believe in a moderate market, like the United States.
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Board Growth

/sp/ is a great board and deserves more recognition. What are some things we can do to grow the board?
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Post OC

Post OC you've done, I don't care how shitty it is or how obscure/unrelated the reference is. If you don't have any OC or haven't made any in a while, make OC and post it every time you see this thread.
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lolcow Drama - Digibro

Conrad Aaron Collins, better known under his Online alias Digibro(ny) is a 23 year old
Aspergic Manchild from Virginia Beach, USA. He is most famous for his Anime Youtube Channel with 300k+ subscribers and his excessively long redundant reviews of animated media mostly targeted at underage demographics. He has the fashion sense of a hobo version of John Lennon and is worshipped by an obnoxious fanbase of weaboos who treat him as some sort of Otaku Guru.

Conrad achievements in his young life are RICH and include (but are not limited to):
>living with his parents exercising this professional Cartoon Critic-hood as a """Job""" since before late 2012 despite having a college degree
>being a lowkey SJW
>Borderline Pedophile who wishes he was an underage girl
>Suspected Jew
>having over 2 dozens user accounts on several sites
>repeated Suicide Baiter over virtual property
>Former My Little Pony Cartoon Analyst (more on that and his breakup with the Brony community later
>SelfEnlightened Pseudointellectual Farthuffer
>opportunistic Art Thief
>Ironic Novel
>oversensitive Drama Starter & Perpetuater

Main Links

ED Article

Kiwi Thread

Digibros Main Youtube Channel (note the URL)

Samples of Conrads Works over the years

The Asterisk War Sucks - 13 Part playlist

Sword Art Online - Your Anime Sucks - 6 Part Playlist
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Does anyone else on this board find they get vinegar scented balls if they don't shower for a couple of days? Pic unrelated.
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Drunk Thread

Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Nicolas Cage here…
I wear a toupee so kiss my asshole.
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Best Theme Appreciation

What is the best theme, and why is it muon?
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Gathering Shock Images

I'm currently gathering shock images, and I'd like your help.
Now, before you play the whole 'we're not your personal army' card, I'm not only doing this for myself. Having a readily available source of gross shock images allows newfags to join in on our raids rather quickly; made even better by the fact that threads don't expire on this board.
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I want to cum inside Applejack.
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Official /sp/ Classic Rock Thread

This thread is for the sharing and appreciation of the golden age of rock music. Focus is on classic rock from c. 1960 through the 1980s, American and British Invasion bands primarily but other countries are allowed too. Solid classic rock tracks only, no skate punk, emo, *core, electronic, rap or other queer shit allowed.

I'll get it started with some of my favorites:

Boston - More Than a Feeling

The Who
The Kids Are Alright
Baba O'Riley
Pinball Wizard

Rush - Tom Sawyer

Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper

Holy Diver
Rainbow in the Dark

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
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Hi Anon!
I lost my barrels. Do you know where they are?
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Mlpol is slow because you actually need some critical thinking to post here.
Critical thinking and logic are skills on decline, 80% of /pol/ is compossed of mindless posts and shills. How can we improve our situation?
Cherrypicking posters from /pol/ by creating threads with devil's advocate arguments?
>Obligatory kajiit
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Would you a NEET pone?
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Very important issue

I want to cum inside Granny Smith.
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But why

>Watching movie on Putlocker
>Movie stops
>Fucking ad
>Ad for putlocker
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Tenshi eating a corndog.
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Boast amerimutts
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Post some lolcows
This is Jason Unruhe or Moaist Rebel News he is a communist super sperg. He unironically supports totalitarian regimes such as North Korea and Mao's China. Here are a couple of his videos:

The Saiyan Race: Victims of Class Struggle

A Marxist Look at the Mortal Kombat Universe
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Hey City Slickers,
My name is Sneed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day planting gummy bears. You are everything bad in this town. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten fucked or sucked? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take soil pH to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying gucci loafers from a hobo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best razz. I'm pretty much perfect. I was #1 on the farming team, and Chuck was #2 on the fucking team. What stores do you own, other than "Homer's Park Avenue Manicures"? I also get straight seed, and have a banging hot Feed and Seed store (Formerly a Fuck and Suck store). You are all city slickers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my store
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It's real

White Gingecide is real
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Post Spoopy Redacted pictures
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Bear thread

Post your best bears.
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The N-word

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Post in this thread every time you visit /sp/ V2 Electic weeabo

Well its official, the last thread hit the Bump limit after a year.
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Let's have one like back in the good old days.
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A Glim thread died for this.

Now I shall spam in it.
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Are Pokemon-fuckers the original horsefuckers?
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Shower Thoughts thread I guess?

Okay guise I had a pretty weird idea in the course of a shower earlier today. (Also somewhat based on pic related.) Thoughts?

What if somebody made a comic where Anon was facing off against a bunch of sword weilding mares with his'sword'?
But like
His cock is only at maximum strength when it's fully erect
So the entire battle, he's just thinking about how much he wants to shove it in the mare's cunt/ass
And to defeat them
He just cums inside them with a force so powerful that it rips them to shreds
But then mares start to catch on, and start fighting dirty with buckets of water
Because if his dick isn't erect
Then he can't fight them with it
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Pony Rape Thread

post ponies getting penetrated non-consensually
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Lolcow Indictment - Ripley Violet - Tranny Furry with God Complex - Careercow


Middle aged Leftycuck Troon Dogfucker that got butthurt randomly at viewers,
ended up being exposed on a meme channel on Youtube for lying about its employment and threatening people for disagreeing.

Perfectly encapsulates the attitude of mentally retarded sexually confused westeners in the current year.
Sources and Archives below, as available. Enjoy.


>Online Alias

- """Ripley Violet"""

>Power Word

- currently unknown


- male, pretends to be female


- circa 36 years old


- Anglo

- suspected US American, possibly Canadian


- male, pretends to be female


- circa 36 years old

>Sexual orientation

homosexual, targets other mtf trannies


- suspected Washington DC, maybe Canada


- pretended to be a programmer online
- lied about working as a 4rd party developer for twitch
- self proclaimed artist, draws bizarre furry art barely at mid schooler levels
- claims to have been working in education at some point
- twitch streamer with 1.300 followers

>Political Ideology

- suspected left wing socialist
- possibly has ties to Antifa, see fundraiser
- expressed hatred for right wingers


- Pretends to have genderdisphoria
- suspected TITS (trolling induced transsexuality syndrome)
- suspected Autism
- suspected Shizohrenia
- possibly Beastiality


- Self identified female
- self identified furry
- Gets triggered at misgendering
- wants to deplatform people for wrongthink
- Power Hungry liar
- threatens people online over misunderstandings
- poorly plays MMO FPS games for money
- T O X I C Intenet Slacktivist


- does not pass as a woman
- current has a fundraiser running for another (?) anarchist tranny who is being tried by Washington court
- likes to wear purple lipstick
- looks like a malnourished zombie, think Cosmo Wright with longer hair and worse
- likes to wear purple lipstick
- suspected to still posses his original genitalia
- uses cunt as an insult
- unironically says OwO online

>Fun Fact

Supports a known scammer organisation run by trannies to make a buck on suicide victims, known as "Trans Life Line."

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Lolcow Indictment - Kero The Wolf - Fetishcow/Furry

"What the fuck man." - /cow/ Anon on Kero the Wolf.


This is one of the worst cases of Internet Furryism i have seen so far on the Internet. Completely unhinged from reality and morals, and im barely at surface level with this psychopath. Maybe i will never get deep into this, i value my remaining sanity.

If you have a weak stomach or cant stand anime abuse, dont read on.
This Thread Includes links to explicit and possibly illegal material.
Metokur video on this case coming circa Saturday evening, September 22nd 2018.

You have been warned.

TLDR on Kero the Wolf

Kero the Wolf is a hardcore furry like you probably have never seen. Create a mental image for yourself of the worst possible furry you can even think of.

That is Kero. And all of his friends. Yes. Its that bad.

He himself is a male homosexual living in the USA, has a youtube channel with 100k subs and loves animals. both literally and way too much. His interests and fetistes include (but are not limited to) pedophilia, wearing fur suits, abusing animals, fucking animals, fucking dead animals and more. Before he became a furry, he was active on darknet pedo sites. Also literally fucked his own dog to death in early 2017.

It should be noted out that Kero and his friends were ousted by a former community member of them, who ratted all of their documents and dirty secrets. it is unknown why he did it. perhaps it was a feeling of guilt, maybe it was revenge. in any case, this guy is now gone as well. Kero is now suspected either leaving the internet or unpeacefully sunsetting himself soon.

Jim has confirmed that he will make an Internet Insanity video about this supreme degenerate specimen. Ralph said he will go full force on this one, coming out saturday evening. I suspect some time next week after the sunday stream. Theres a lot of content to cover, but probably not by myself.


Mister AntiBully

>Well when I reached the "I'd only have sex with roadkill" line that's when I was sold on covering it.

>This Kero shit is great. He's either part of a group of the worlds worst furries or someone out there has such an axe to grind they are going full life ruination on him. It's like a fucking telenovela."

8:43 AM - 20 Sep 2018

"oh wow, this is fucking amazing!" Another cow poster in the Kero thread.
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Hey /mlpol/ what do you think of my Adolf Hitler fanfiction?

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Hyperbole and a Half Thread

I fucking miss this blog, anybody else remember it?
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ASCII and Emoji Art thread (i guess?)

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I fucked up

So I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
And we were trying to do sexy talk
I was about to penetrate her
And I said "This is where the fun begins"
Because it sounded cool to me and I forgot where it was from
This made her laugh, roll out from under me, and keep laughing, the mood ruined.
And that's why I didn't get laid yesterday.
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Autism Thread

Where do normal people spend their time?
Where can you meet new people?
How to behave like a normie?
How to talk to people?
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Lolcow Indictment - KittyStyle420 - Thomas Dall - Drugcow/E-beggar

I*d Like to present you the first casuality of the Alt Right Colonization of Stream.me

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Thomas Dallmann






High School, College, Graphic Design.

I present You the first casuality of the Alt Right colonization of Stream.me.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Thomas Dallmann






High School, College, Graphic Design.


Danish, english and allegedly 4 other languages






Left leaning Libertarian, purplepilled. Strongly supports pro Drug legislation.


claims to have an IQ of 150+. No proof was provided for this


Has no Job or income outside of streaming
depends on website handouts and strangers charity
used Stream.me as his main source of income for at least 3+ years


Drug Addict (Marihuana)
possible other medicine against his psychotic havior
Chugs Coca Cola like Water


extreme internet newfag, easyly trolled
can hardly deal with dissen or rough talk, has a considerable hugbox mentality
Calls people faggots when they troll him
Thinks of himself partially as an educator on politics and finance
Has no national pride, his race heritage or his right wing government, but calls his stream "Welcome to Denmark"
Claims he was drafted into the danish military but never served, was later exposed lying about his service guns


claims to have a girlfriend from new zealand which he recently impregnated, but has no intentions to marry her or properly raising his child
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Can we get a shitty oekaki drawing thread?
Optional: Hard mode; no connecting tablets, trackpad and fingers only.
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slutty flowers

look at this sexy flower /sp/ look at how much of a slut it is.
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Choose Your Class
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Idea: what if we all organise to do pic related but with shitcoins? Fuck over the jews at /biz/ and make a pretty penny at the same time
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>Hey, hey, hey. Stay out of my shed.
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This is bad board.
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Famous Quotes

ITT famous quotes or ones you like, but with pony

>"To crush your enemies, to see them fall as you floss — to take their hands and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best." --Lyra Heartstring
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Check out this Little Caesar's Commercial.
Read the comments.
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Minecraft Is a Christian Server

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Tea or Coffee?
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yfw /sp/ became Mayor Butt territory
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before /pol/ - after /pol/
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I've seen this idea on slow boards on 8chan and it seems to increase activity so let's try it here. Post in this thread every time you visit /sp/.
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Trophies of the Meme War

ITT: post artworks, memes, and screencaps to commemorate the battles that were fought in the War of Unification or even make some of your own.
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Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
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Look at this fish.
Love the fish.
Marry the fish.
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I Want To Cum Inside Starlight Glimmer
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*ting ting

fuck kikes and fuck changelings
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So how did you spend International Women's Day, /sp/? I, for one, did a lot of masturbating.
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ITT post cute spooders. Dey dun nofin wrong.
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>"Hey Anon, did you know that gamers are the most oppressed minority?"
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IT thread

Anyone into IT here?


Anyone interested in this? Anyone working in this field? Anyone got any projects?
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mlpol copypasta thread.
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Sonic Raid


The Sonic Galaxy 3 Forums of Daniel "Danny the Panda" Moore have been "hacked" and are currently being raided by the Sweetie Squad, led by Chris Chan.


one of Patricks superchatters send him a gold mine of a sanic cow, its now being exploited,
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Why does porn like this exist
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You are all pussies.

Real men don´t stick their dicks in fish or flowers, real men fuck pic related.
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The discord is a cancer.
This thread isna cancer.
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2019 Asian Cup Finals

so who are rooting for in the 2019 Asian Cup Final

Qatar or Japan
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What are you eating

I'm eating Ca Kho To
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Rate this image

I was paid to draw this
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Finally snapped. Coalburning mom defended Harambe for having tossed out another $40 in my personal belongings, so I badgered her about punishing the behavior since property theft in the double digits skirts the law. After some time it got heated and, now I'm packing up to leave in about a week.

Still in debt, still poor, but about to start a new job soon. Also selling a computer on craigslist before putting together my budget one from my Americorps training - sans the fans it is up and running.

What now?

inb4 blogposting. I don't have a justification except Jameson whiskey made me desperate and I'm too tired to frame this as a general life/financial advice thread.
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Low-effort art

Hypothetically, what's the least amount of effort I could put info an 'artistic' medium and still be well-respected for it? Also, shitty art thread I guess
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New and Improved Youtube Rewind


Pewds combined together the talents of several master memers to make a Youtube Rewind that better represented the site's history in 2018.

What do you think Anons? Is there anything that should be removed, added, or changed?
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Starlight deserves to be FISTED
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Template Thread

Dont mind me, need to shuffle some posts as a utility for thread creation, since my old one is kind of full.

No Content will be posted here. Please move over.
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The field.. It's covered in blood..
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it caturday muh dudes
bost katz
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Tik Tok, Zrumphies
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Dab on the glimmerniggers!
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So /mlpol/ what are your thoughts on ddlc and who is best girl?
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Deep web thread

Let's play a game /sp/ browse the deep web and bring something back. (Nothing illegal please)
A cyberpunk chatroom I found
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Is the Crystal Empire an ethnostate?
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>duh muh Broncos
Here is the superior football horse, Warpaint. Niggers are afraid of her. You Bronconiggers WISH you backed the same literal horse as the chiefs.
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What can be done to deal with the furry menace?
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The Word "Anon"

How do you guys pronounce "Anon" when saying it out loud? Do you say "Uh-non" (rhymes with "The Don") or do you say "Annon" (rhymes with "cannon")?

Personally, I say "uh-non" because the word is a truncated version of "anonymous" so it logically follows to pronounce the shortened version the same way. It never occurred to me to pronounce it differently, but in voice chats and the like I hear a lot of people saying it the other way. Just curious.
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Do yu no da wei?
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Orange Man Bad

Orange man bad
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Have you ever funded anything on Kickstarter

Have you?
>inb4 OP wants to sell us something
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Any of you cunts seen some fuckin' choomas round here eh?
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It is time

Time for us to Digivolve
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MLPOL video about the main board

i found this randomly while looking up material


some russian faggot made this, cant understand shit. half the video is faggotry, the rest about the main board. features a porn, a zaldo and a nigel thread. dont know if the guy browses the site
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Farewell, for the foreseeable future.

In 24 hours I'll be off to Americorps to do volunteer work and hopefully get some work done regarding learning linux/BSD. I haven't gone far from town for more than a few weeks, and here I am going off for 10 months. No training, no practice, very little working out, just shipped off. I can't get a consistent story on what's ahead of me yet - some people say they were in dorms or cabins at their camps, some people were in FEMA tents without even reliable electricity. Whatever happens, I'm sure I'll be fine, but it will suck not to get regular access to the net without problems. I'll probably use whatever computer time I have to practice what I read in the linux bible and lurk here.

Before I head off, I just want to say something. I've thought a lot about the traffic of the site, the volume of posts and all that. I think, as an amerimutt, I finally see the full appeal, what keeps me and others coming back. It doesn't always seem it, but this is a real community, one with its figures, but mostly a small community with very little keeping it together past ponies. And that's okay. Most of us understand at least implicitly what we want, that being an implicit expression of white culture and resurgence of the old ways, and I think that starts small no matter what we do. Not every nation can survive an insurgency, least of all being America, one of the largest and most atomized nations on the planet. We need communities like this, and we need to reach out to our friends and families whether in the name of irony and shitposting or not, to get them into the more obscure corners of the web along with us.

I've spent the last day just casually browsing the history of usenet and chan-offshoots as far back as 1997, drama and happenings included, and I think it's for the best that we're small for now. We just need to come together under an ideological consensus, even if it's broad, and advocate for it together. Create our symbols, memes and in-jokes to make ourselves more desirable. Work to spread our personal spheres of influence, talk to people in the most unexpected places (unironically, games are a great place to go about this, especially TF2 and other team-oriented games), and get others to open up at least anonymously/pseudonymously.

As an American I fully understand the appeal of localized politics and culture now. I can see why there was a minarchist/libertarian view among the founding fathers and the stock of early America, and I think the wild west of the internet can come back, new and invigorated. I invite you all to follow me along the road to self-improvement, tech-wizardry, and grassroots memetics.

I hope to see all of you on /ub/, anons.
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A Crisis of Football

Oh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.

Oh great John Elway, what would you advise of me on my search for a good football game that is not on of those inferior consoles? I wish to praise your ways of football in a game but I cannot of find any. Oh John Elway what am I to do?

Also praise be your name of football John Elway and God Bless American!
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I accidentally bronco boosted my sip and haven't been able to get to sleep for the past 167hrs. In fact I don't even need it anymore. Anyone else do the Bronco Boost™ Sips™ Monster® Zero Ultra™ Challenge and gain the ability to live life to the absolute fullest?
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lolcow Indictment - Yandere Dev/Alexander Mahan

"I am not really experienced enough to write complex character AI or do some of the other complicated things that are NEEDED to make Yandere Simulator become a REALITY" - Alexander Stuart Mahan on his programming skills


Video Games and Japanese Anime. The great Beasts of our time. You can barely go anywhere on the Internet and not find people talking about one of the other.

This current year media has probably ruined more lives on the planet than cigarettes and alcohilism combined. How can it be any surprise that this industry is full of entrepreneurs trying to make a living of it by flooding this oversaturated market with their own filth in the vein hopes of making a quick buck.

Today and in this thread I will provide you the tale of a boy that set out to make a fortune with this. Someone with the ego of Elliot Rodger, the Business sense of Darksydephil and the creative mind of Digibro.

Enter Alexander Stuart Mahan, better known under his Internet Alias "Yandere Dev" and the Magnum Opus that will brand the short rest of his young life, a game called "Yandere Simulator".

In the following posts i will offer you a variety of images, text and videos that shine a light on one of the argueably most successful scam artists turned lolcow that came out of the Chan Sphere in recent history and how the Ruination of his Career and maybe even his life might be just around the corner.


>Alexanders ED Page


>Alexanders Kiwi Thread - 1.300 Pages long


>Yandev Thread on the Ugly Little Liar Forums


Main Detractor Channels

>Yandere Data Digger





massflagged to death by Yandevs rabid child fans
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TONIGHT DSP got fired from his Partner Network "Curse", with which he was teamed up since Spring 2017.
Allegedly the Breakup is related to Phil Adsense account, which enables him to put adds on his videos.
It is suspected that Phils Ex-girlfriend (or someone pretending to be her) smeared him in the google customer service for fraud, which led them to deactivate his add account. Phils recent Adsense account was a sockpuppet set up under her name after he was "banned" from the service (when he told people to click on the adds to increase engagement, which was a contract violation.)

Phillip Burnel now no longer has protection of a gaming network, No regular monthly income or the ability to put adds on his channel with 50.000 plus videos. ACCORDING TO EXPERTS THIS MIGHT BE THE KILLING BLOW TO HIS CAREER IF HE FAILS TO AMEND THE SITUATION.

He held an emergency begging stream tonight to tell his people about the situation. Further coverage is to be expected in the coming hours.
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yu lik crik budys
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Potential Lolcow

Lawyer is getting real mad that 4chan trolled him. Think he could be a potential lolcow?
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Horse/pony breeds

What breed of horse/pony looks the most like the ones on FIM?

Pic is an Arabian horse.
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inspirobot.me is a fucking meme goldmine. It's basically a AI designed to make quites, but instead it usually just generates top-tier shitposts.
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Hey I was thinking /sp/ needs a mascot, what do you guys think about Candleja
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*kills all your waifus*
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Texas and Islam don't mix.
Or MLP and Islam.
Or women and Islam.
Or Islam and Islam.
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Oh shit

>Wake up
>"Put ahl your jewelry in theth bag and nobody gets hurht!
>What do?
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ITT: Post Your Dream Car

ITT: Post the kind of car you would have if you could have any in the world.

For me personally, JDM designs are nice, and Europe may have some classy vehicles, but you can't beat a classic American muscle car. The '69 Dodge Charger has been my dream car since I was a kid.
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I just saw the "Season finale" on a cartoon-online pirate site(No shmeckels for the jews that way) and fucking christ, how do you fuck your show up that badly? It's gone from being a """self-aware""" cartoon about a shitty sitcom family with obligatory wacky character to… this. The show alternates between trying to milk its shit characters for depth and trying its damndest to make you not care about these shit characters. It wants to have its cake and shit on it with a giggle and feed it to you too, and I ain't eating that shit! There is literally no more point to care about these characters. Severed limbs can be replaced by robot arms and then forgotten about and regrown in the next scene(I fucking dare a fanboy to say "It's ok, he just regrew one with magiscience), he can go to any dimension and do anything, he's a magical amazing all-powerful ubermensch with shit-tier leddit beliefs and a fucking boring show. He's fucking invincible, and not in a fun way. He can do whatever the plot needs him to. And Morty? Morty will always be the sidekick on the verge of breaking and doing something interesting, but never really doing it. The "Toxic" episode failed to follow its own internal logic(For untoxic rick to be so neutered, he'd have to consider "Wouldn't a being of pure evil have the right to exist too?" the pinnacle of health, though this gets forgotten about in the climax because writing anything smarter than "Rick saves the day by being amazing" is hard) and the fucking memory episode… At any given moment, the characters we watch can die, then Summer can take their portal gun and grab fucking Dancer Morty and Bacon Salesman Rick, then erase their minds and give them the backed-up Rick and Morty memory data. There, I just spoiled season 4's opener's/ending's big reveal, it's that fucking obvious. The only reason to watch this show is Evil Morty, and he's not even that interesting or special in a world of shit where the douchebaggery of Ricks is the fucking norm, and the writers are clearly going to use him to jerk you around for several seasons, a la BBC's Sherlock's Moriarty.

Why? Why did replacing half the writing team with feminist diversity hires that showed no interest in "Some silly juvenile sci-fi thing" when it was new but DEMANDED a spot where they can ruin it and peddle feminism once it got popular, why did that backfire so horribly? Just kidding, I know why, it's because women are inherently lesser and feminists even more so. I blame it on the culture of fetishized feminity where women are treated like princesses that can do no wrong and men are their disposable beta slaves or disposable alpha slaves.

Speaking of alpha/beta, remember how often the show called Jerry pathetic for being a stupid fucking beta? And that one time when hurting the "Body image" of Summer by dumping her for another girl made Morty "Justified" in permanently mutating and disfiguring the boyfriend Summer cheated on in the last episode, the shitty Mad Max one? And Summer's offhand "You're a beta male" comment to Jerry? It's hilarious how much Feminists openly loathe their stupid fucking white knight betas. Maybe that's why they're pushing this anti-incel thing now. "Incels" are supposedly "Mgtows but more annoying". Bitter losers with comically "sure, I totally believe a man wrote that" beliefs about the women they grew up being used by and lied to about, former betas that are still betas but hate women instead of serving them.

I think one of the most annoying things about this show is the whole "Omg look I just went on a random fun adventure! …Offscreen" and "Look, now it's just like season 1!" and "Hoo-ee, I wasn't in this season ahahaha!". It's shit, and it thinks that if it admits it, we'll be nicer about it. It… It fucking sucks. Rick and Morty used to be fun, but now the SJWs have gotten to the already-pretty-bluepilled writers and turned this show into a fucking disgrace.
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*blocks your path*
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*mauls your toddler*
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post grugs
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I'm tired.
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An important message to John Elway

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/mlpol/ writes a rrap one line at a time

rainbow dash be up in this bitch yo yo
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GR15 Defense Force here.

Since your time on the clock has nearly expired and you all have obviously chosen to cough on my generous offer of peace, I thought that now would be a good time to inform you that I do not just want, but YEARN to lick Roger Daltrey's savory butthole.

Roger Daltrey, lead singer of popular 60s rock combo The Who, is known for exactly two things: his malodorous bent schlong and the thick crusty ring donut that is the pooched out succulence of his glorious asshole, and it is the latter which occupies nearly all of my waking thoughts. Every morning when I wake up, I say a prayer to the Almighty that it will be today that I get to slowly lower his sweat-stained dungarees and slide my pink little tongue right into the salty depths of that delectable porthole.

I will roll my tongue around slowly, savoring each tiny morsel clinging to the moist aromatic tunnel. Slowly I will penetrate his rectum, inhaling the salty aroma of his moldy butt crack, as I reach slowly upward and gently fondle his sweet caramelized balls. His back will arch and he will lean backward onto me, pushing my face closer until my lips are flush against his poopy portal. It is then that I will feel his sphincter expand, and a hot rush of air will blow past my tongue as he farts into my mouth.

With a long slow slurp my tongue will exit his body, and I will collapse on my back as he moves himself into position above me. With a soft, lyrical cry of "Oi, suck on me chud ya grubby little wanker!" he will spread his butt cheeks, and deposit a big nutty beef log directly on my chin.

Thank you for allowing me to share this dream with you, /mlpol/ and may God bless and keep your beautiful community.
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spike x rarity is the only pure ship in mlp
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Snek Thread

Post cute Sneks, preferably in hats
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Was Pinochet white?
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Deer Fetish

Ok after reading a few stories on /k/ and /out/ I've sortoff developed a deer fetish. I know this is extremely degenerate and I would never act out on it. I just figured this place would be the best to discuss it. So you guys think it's alright or should I just off myself for being a degenerate?
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which one /mlpol/?
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Today I Learned

I'm going to try to bring a bit more life to here, and because I don't think this thread would work too well on the main board, I'll put it on /sp/!


post something that you learned that you think others might be interested in or that you think is worth sharing, preferably with some source to back it up.

>Today I Learned

There's both a mayor of London and a Right Honorable Lord Mayor of the city of London Corporation.
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Lolcow Indictment - Kodyboy555 - Furry Artcow

"Donald Trump needs to drop out of the 2016 presidential race or else he will die!" - Kody Speikers 2016

Would you look at that, turns out Kody is famous. Thanks to the Anon who posted this for the hint >>8727

Kody Speikers is a 25 year old manchild from Minnesota (Hi Metokur!) with crippling autism, self appointed furry artist of 11 years, founded his own """Animation Studio""" and is a profound anti-Trump slacktivist, who send the man death threats via paint edits. He made sport out of drawing fat baloonshaped forest wildlife in diving gear, with almost every last piece looking almost identical.

By the looks of it, he seems to be the type of guy who vastly exaggerates his own scope of abilities, big delusions but can barely draw like a child. Reminds You of (((someone))) else from here? Sure does for me.


>8 minute Video on this monstrosity


>His Kiwi thread


>His Ed Article


>his actual DA


Kody's Utterly Retarded Slacktivist Petitions

Prosecute Donald Trump for his inolvement in the DNC hack - Despite the fact that Trump had no involvement in the hack whatsoever.

Ban all Donald Trump supporters on Facebook! - Kody thinks that Trump will be an authoritarian dictator.

Arrest Julian Massage and put him in prison
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Has anyone here used HAMnet or any other alternatives to the internet? If so how did you do it and what was it like?
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INTERNET DRAMA - The Implosion of the Sons of Kojima (SOK)

"Scorched earth. The SoK has decayed into a cancer, lead by corrupt wannabe cult leader Fred Fuchs. Stockholm Syndrome at it's worst for members that are terrified to leave. Standing ovations abound." - SirJamesDTech

A short while ago the handmaiden of the leader of the SOK, Moogle, was ungraviously let go from the infamous Sons of Kojima podcast after being smacktalked, despite his years of trusty service towards his liege Fred Fuchs. What followed was a submission of a years worth collection of internal documents and recordings that show that this group of parasitic obsessive circlejerk streamers is not only ruled over by an insufferable individual with a control complex, but has also turned from a part time fun commentary group into a terminally cancerous mass or mentally retarded school yard mafiosos.

What we are currently witnessing could very well be a serious blow against the continued existence of this group, if not their utter destruction within the forseeable future. A Mister Metokur video about the subject is within possibiliy and speculated to be released within the next 1-4 weeks.

Sons of Kojima Kiwifarms thread by JoRo

ED page

Anti-SOK Videos from NoSafeSpaceForYou

Sons of Kojima Exposed Youtube Channel
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>the official anthem of this board

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Gib depression

The only thing that stops me from blowing out my brains are these fucking depressing greens and I have no fucking idea why. Any of you willing to spare a bin? The feelsier the better, please.
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wait a minute NOW WAIT A MINUTE MATT
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Good job /sp/!

I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you /sp/ergs and that I'm glad this is becoming more of a bonified board. Also, glory to John Elway of course!
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Thanks Everyone

I just wanted to express my appreciation. Its been what, ~16 mos since 4/mlpol/ and I would never have expected to be a horsefucker, but this last year has been unreservedly the best I've ever had.
And its cuz of (you). Thank you.
I just wanted to take the time to say it. I love this place, I love you guys, and no matter what happens in the future (with G5 or whatever) but this will always be my home no matter what happens.
Oh yeah, its a smarmy hugbox/feels thread. Post here if you're a feelsy-faggot who wants to spew. What? Don't look at me like that! If those faggots can shit up the board with reddit shit, I'm gonna tell you guys I think you're the best! Deal!
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Is the lanket advantage real?
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>tfw you aren't a Californian
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a smol
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/kongz/ thread

post kongz you gaybos
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I just got a day long global ban for saying nigger on /v/. What the fuck gives?
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does anyone else unironically like /bant/ and think it actually wound up being a decent board?
I know I shouldn't like it since mods basically created it to say fuck you to /mlpol/ after hinting we would get our own board, but 4chan is such an open sewer at this point it's like any port in a storm will do
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Lightning Pence

Post Rare Pences
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Biology Thread

Post your pics, papers, books, vids, expirements or anything bio related here.
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Mods are asleep, post the forbidden tanks
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Show me your warface

Tumblr is coming. Show me your warface /sp/!
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Shock Images

So Tumblr is coming. Post the best shock images you have.
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Food Thread

What's your favorite food /sp/?
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cats r cute
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>mfw I cum inside Rainbow Dash's tight snatch
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The bongo lady.
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Who does /sp/ supports in the upcoming World Cup?

I support /myteam/.
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Who invented the chair?
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Is this a sandwich?
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The ring came off my pudding can.
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>high verbal IQ
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Anybody /biz/ here?
I got an offer to do daytrading for a succesful person since the person sees me as one of the few capable of doing this.

The person offers the money and I offer the time.

But to do this I need more information and a clue on what I am dealing with.

Anybody got any experience on this? Any advice?
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what are you gonna do about it faggot?
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Do you know what is this?
Syria and Argentina probably knows.
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who else likes /sp/ but never knows what to post?
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Have you ever had to take a friend into the barn to have a little "conversation" about the Denver Broncos?
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I made some OC you fucking kucks
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Banned from Fimfic for a month

I was trying to get my life together and become a writer. What now?
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poner thread

In this thread you take the title of a movie or book or song and replace one word with "poner".

Mein Kampf = Poner's Kampf
Schindler's List = Poners List
Silent Hill could be Silent Poner or Poner Hill.

Post funny titles.
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2018 Eurovision Song Contest

It is the time of the year again when all of Europe tries to battle it out like it is 1938 all over again.
This time the shots will be fired in Lisbon, Portugal when 26 countries battles it out in the Grand Final of the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.

This years contestents are:
Ukraine, Spain, Slovenia, Lithuania, Austria, Estonia, Norway, Portugal, United Kingdom, Serbia, Germany, Albania, France, Czech Republic, Denmark, Australia, Finland, Bulgaria, Moldova, Sweden, Hungary, Israel, Netherlands, Ireland, Cyprus, Italy

As always Australia is on a 12 hour delay in the official tv stream so they don't have to forego their drinking on a Friday evening to get up early in the morning to watch the show like normal people.

Live stream can be watched here

So sit back, relax, get your lipcloss on and enjoy music you don't know why was made.
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Post shit that give you diabeetus, ponies or otherwise.
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What Pillowcase Should I Get?

So /mlpol/ I am redoing my guest bedroom and want to get a new pillowcase and I am torn between these 4. What one do you think I should get. I made a strawpoll and named them all P1-P4. I am leaning towards P4 my self but what do you guys think. WILL POST PICS OF IT WHEN I BUY THE WINNING ONE!

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Who is best 2hu?
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Anybody else enjoy getting dubs on these?
I-I know I'm not the only one, right?
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La Creatura…
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Hi Anon!
How are you?
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>be Rainbow Dash
>in human world
>had a long hard day of flying around being awesome and also having weird fedora guys ejaculate inside me
>thirsty af
>look around, see water fountain
>one is marked "ponies", guess that's the one I should use
>seriously, how do I operate this mechanism
>hooves, no magic
>who designed this fucking thing?
>wrap lips around spout, move head up and down
>try using some tongue
>fuck, this usually works on the fedora guys
>this appears to be a completely different mechanism
>poke at the handle thing with my hoof, water shoots out for a second but stops before I can drink it
>some unicorn cunt is behind me tapping her hoof impatiently
>crowd of humans is standing around giggling at me
>this is uncomfortable
>meanwhile some nigger is using the people fountain and nobody even seems to care
>I fucking hate the human world
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There's a Filly in My OP

Do what you wish.
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What is she so sad about, /sp/?
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You know what goes great with Football? Smile Smile Smile performed in different languages.

Smile Smile Smile is the best intralingual pony song ever. There is no song on earth who can elicit smiles and erections as good as Pinkie Pie singing in different languages. Many others have tried and failed to be as international. You think you can Smile Smile Smile like these ponies? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon performing pony songs in different languages to Smile Smile Smile like the kings of Smile Smile Smile, the Multicultural Pinkie Pals.

Seriously, faggot. If smiling was the Denver Broncos these ponies would be like the Denver Broncos of pony songs. The myriad Pies are the alpha and the omega of all smiles, the smiles that came first and last and shall be evermore the smile smile smile. They smile now and forever. Smile.

t. Pink international singing horse.
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Nasim Thread

Post your rare Nasims.

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Random Thread

Post Interesting and Fun Videos

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You see this beautiful beast of computer right here? For those of you that are either blind or plain ole console scum, this is the Alienware Area-51 Gaming Desktop.

While this computer realistically only gets you to middle class in the PC Master Race, it is still a thousand million billion times better than any conventional personal computer that you would purchase at a retail store. Then below regular PCs we have gaming consoles like the PS4 and Xbox 1 which represents the lowest level of gaming. Think of it like comparing when you had toy cars as a child, to now when you have an actual vehicle. Gaming consoles are essentially toys for children, so this review will not use them as a reference point.
The first reason why it’s not a child’s toy is because the price tag on just the base model is $1,699.99 straight from Dell, with the top model weighing in at a modest $3,799.99. To you kids out there, that’s about the price of 425 40oz bags of gummy bears at your local Walmart. What kids will fail to understand about a computer of this magnitude is that it’s more about making a statement – I have a huge dick and I have an over-priced computer to prove it.
The second reason why it’s not a child’s toy is because it’s too massive for a child to handle. Seriously, this puppy basically has a height and depth of almost two feet, and it’s nearly a foot wide. According to Dell’s website, the base model clocks in at 60lbs, which is actually around the average weight of a 10 year old boy.
The third reason why it’s not a child’s toy is because it comes out of the box equipped with Windows 10. To those that are unacquainted, Windows 10 is so frustratingly awful that anyone under the age of 15 would have a guaranteed temper tantrum while trying to perform normal computer operations. However, anyone looking to not use their brain while on the computer, Apple has the perfect devices for you.
The last reason why the Area-51 is out of the league of the average gamer kid is because of the tech specs, literally. All the parts on the computer were hand-picked to ensure that all the numbers involved are too high for your average Minecrafter to comprehend. Intel Core i7-6800k Processor, good luck wrapping your mind around that enormous number. 8GB of DDR4 memory? I’m still learning 1+1. You can see where this is going so the 2TB hard drive can be excluded.
In conclusion, if you are someone that is into gaming on a real desktop computer AND has an urge to flex their giant e-peen, then this computer is right up your alley. The Alienware Area-51 computer is designed for the person that wants to leapfrog their way into mid-tier PC Master Race territory, while also effectively making sure their bank account doesn’t overflow with money.
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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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meme thread

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thank you for serving in the world war meme 3!
here is some puppers for all you Doge fans….
old memes die hard….
i love you all!
peace /b/ with you…..
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Peeps had the best memes

Just leaving these here for posterity. You can post shit from the other teams too.
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MLP is dying and continuing to push shitty leftist propaganda in their show. What fandom will you switch to when mlp finally dies?
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CAKE @ 1488 DEGREES!!!!!
PEACE /b/ with you!
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Heyo, what's thi-

OMG! THIS FREAKING WORKS! 1 say your name 10 times 2. say you're mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4.paste this on 4 other games.if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible.but if you read this and do not paste this you will get bad luck.SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS! PLEASE DO THIS!
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Holy Fuck Do I Hate the Internet Thread

Post shit that makes you faggots angry.
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Piracy Thread

What are some good sites to watch movies on?
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All hail the meme queen!
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The Perfect Crime

ITT we come up with ideas for the perfect crime. I'll go first: set up a piratebox near an internet cafe that installs bitcoin miners on any device that connects to it.
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Poyo? Can I has attentions?
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When Jokes go wrong.


Is /mlpol/ the Pickle REEEE of the My Little Pony Fanbase?

A Joke so well performed, so elaborate, that it permanently defaced a whole franchise and it's followers publicly?
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Greentext dump thread.

Heya, dump capped greentexts here or something. I'm away from my main hard drive right now, will post some later.
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wew lad the gun is still smoking



reminder that alt furries > mlplebs
28 second(s) ago
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CYOA Thread

Post 'em if you've got 'em.
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᚛ᚃᚒᚉᚊ ᚌᚐᚔᚄ᚜
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Random image thread

Post a couple of random images from any of your folders.
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You guys give me hope for the future. I love all of you.
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Quick faggots, before the mods ban me.
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Why was this in my Recommended List?

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professional Bodypillow review


a video from a channel i found today
or maybe i rediscovered it
might have been a recommendation from my mate muku
its a bit excessive for a bodypillow review
but it gets the job done
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Bridge Collapse in Florida

Newly installed bridge collapses at the vicinity of Florida University, several casualities reported.


What the hell is happening to your infrastructure burgers? AFAIK Dolan promised to fix this stuff?
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/4/pol is kill

I made a thread about degenerates with degenerate fetishes and got warned for it. FUCK THAT!

pic unrelated nigger
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An Open Letter to Lotus

ITT, we write a letter to Lotus.
One word per post. I'll start

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Fucked up webms/images

Post your most fucked up images/gifs/webms.
Anything goes, as long as it's fucked up.
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Youtube is the Law - The Curt Case

Google wins a model lawsuit against the formerly popular (now broke) Horror/Gun Channel Zombie Go Boom which got fucked over by Youtubes continued and unnanounced changes in site policy.


A professional informed commentary video from our designated law expert and part time attourney Dr. Phillip von Darksyde-Burnell about the situation.

I guess that means that Susan Dubya can continue to do whatever she wants to run the site deeper into the dirt. Spells a bad promise for the new attempts at creating a Youtube content creators union as of recent.

In an attempt of desperate damage control Google quickly released a direct response press declaration in a vain attempt to debunk Dr. Burnell's profound analysis, which can be seen here:

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cutie mark thread

What is your cutie mark?
What talents do you bring to the /mlpol/ table?

Are you a artist?
A philosopher?
A you a jounalist diging for information all hail awoo
Are you a meme-soldier bringing fun to this board?
Are you an IT-guy?
Are you getting fit and prepping?
Are you arguing to find truth?

t. blank flank that tries to get skills, insight and knowledge
inb4 datamining
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It's Caturday in the Old World, let's have a Caturday thread!
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This board is … eeeeen unacceptable CONDITION!

U N A C C E P T A B L E ! ! !
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>Look around for some /mlp/ themed wallpapers

>See this
I love this timeline.
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This is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen in my life.

How many levels of shit OC do you want? Black hair? Rainbow hair? Rainbow hair contrasted with jet fucking black? A fucking rat tail with a paintbrush-shaped end? Oh, and what justifies her Alicorn Suehood? "I'm not a REAL alicorn, I'm a weaker mutant halfbreed! Pity me!". Give me a fucking break.

I know this is just a princess-ified pic of the OC, but the actual OC is still just as ugly.
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Post poners you would cum inside
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HEY /sp/
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Did you forget?

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>Be me
>Listen to TV in the background while shitposting
>Hear the words for you
>Immediately think of being a big guy
Who else has been ruined like this?
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Welcome to the Salty /Sp/itoon, how tough are ya
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Renovating Mines

Could an old mine be made into underground housing and if possible what would be the major technical challenges? I am aware that it would depend on what was previously mined (No coal mines, no heavy metal mines, ect), how it was mined, and the geology of the area. What types of mines would be best?
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The marxists have made Sea Captains a gender now…
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What are some good uses for old cell phones?
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Traps are gay
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I am starting to like AI
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Scientists have predicted what the average American will look like in 2020

And it's beautiful
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Bitcoin is kill.
>From 20k to >8k

People who brought btc at 19k are killing thesmelves right now.
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This is Philadelphia Eagles vs New England Patriots.

The DENVER BRONOCOS were too good this season to qualify for the Super Bowl.

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When this is bad and good board.
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post on /mlp/ for easy keks
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Meme Music Thread

Moonman - Right Wing Death Squads
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Former Barney the Dinosaur actor is now a tantric sex guru

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Return of the Airship

So with hybrid airships ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_airship ) we may finally see the return of the airship during our lifetimes. How will this change travel and what will be the major technological challenges /sp/?
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My Little Pony
My Little Caesar's

lmao at all you plebs who didn't get to spend their evening enjoying this patrician tier combination.
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>ywn be zald
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Mark my words guys, dogecoin value will skyrocket.
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Anybody here into technology?
I'm thinking about making my own OS for learning purposes.

Since a complete PC is out of my league I thought about using a Raspberry pi since it is a simpler design.
Is there a tool out there to simulate some easy hardware that would archieve the same effect?

Anybody ever tried something like that?
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I was bored

So making stupid things that amuse me plus a classic
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I'm zald
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Wubba lubba dab dab!
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FC Spartak Moscow brings the bantz


>Spartak tweeted a video of some black players training in sunny conditions with a message translating as "see how the chocolates melt in the sun".


>and you are right Hez I should have posted here perhaps
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Official Mark Hamill Thread

I'm thinking he's becoming a reverse Shia LeBeouf. He's lost all patience for Star Wars and has been taking the redpills. He's limited on what he can say, of course, but he gets the point across. He might actually transcend the character of Luke and become a professional Football player.
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Your dick can't tell the difference
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/qa/ is being raided… and it isn't being raided by us.
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Post funny stuff lul
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What are some good alternative imageboards out there, /sp/. (Other than mlpol.net and 8chan, we all know about them) Personally I like lainchan and meguca.
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Childhood storys?
>be 7
>had to start riding bus to school
>I quickly learned the school bus is where innocence goes to die
>at this age I already knew how sex works
>some dumb bitch argues that two women can have sex
>I say they cant because a girl doesnt have the boy part
Then her exaxt words
>yeah huh, my two aunts have something that looks like male parts so the can have sex together
>7 year old m didnt understand
>now i do
So, how fucked up was your childhood?
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Redpill me on Pony pussy
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Pony Trolley Problem

Which lever do you pull?
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Do u know da wey?
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Found this on 4chan

Just another anon
searching for the truth, fucking obongo
Inside intel
the truth will be told, with investigation

In this reality
only one truth can be told, moar moar moar
Come one come all

Reunite the old gods
with the new, spray the internet with graffiti
Zalgo the shills, he cometh again
the day of judgment nears, against the feather they fall to darkness hitherto
Never forget, never forgive, expect us they will

To make pol great again
we must accept the mgpapede
Many of us, acting as one
to prove to the elite, We know who you are, Priestap
More anons, more anons
through the ashes we shall rise, with our adrenaline pump
Great sperges will be head
in time of kek, there will be no more dystopia

Found it on /pol/ on the operation make /pol/ great again thread. Anyone know what it means?
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Roasted and Toasted

Any of you fellow /sp/ortsmen seen this poo replying to people with roast videos at the speed of sound around 4cronk? I find him hilarious.

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can i post this here?
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Just wanted to tell you all that I'm going bald.
What should I do with my hair? I was thinking gold old mad man look.
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See you Space b0ss…
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Do people unironically believe everything they read on the internet?
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Fish for MLP users in this thread!


Get in there and convert someone, I've done this three nights in a row.

People are complaining about Scruffenings and the removal of Anonfilly and ">It Hurts", whatever that last one was.
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You are broken. Shattered. Void of meaning. Your life was wasted, you gave all you had, all you were. You gave until nothing was left, then you gave more. Useless. It was all useless. Yet you fight on. You don't know why anymore. Perhaps its to try to bring back someone as they once where? Hanging onto hooe that one day,you can make everything right? You sink deeper into the void of despair, yet hold onto that one thought, the one thing that keeps you going. So what happens when it snaps? Do you hang onto what was your grounding rope? Fall where you land? Panic and flop? Or do you make all attempts to grab a ledge, find a way to stop the impact?
I myself have no answer. I'm falling with my rope, I stare into the void and I know only fear.
I know only failure.
I see no ledge. I see nothing.

Let my light fade but not my thirst for answers. Why? How? How come?
For these answers I shall be thirsty, for my questions have no answer.
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Robowaifu Design


The technology to build our glorious robowaifus is here, but it is up to us to design them and over come the major technical challenges. I've know we have STEM majors that browse this site and we definitely have the autism for this.

This is a thread to discuss waifu design problems, solutions, proposals and questions. I'll start us off with a few questions.

>How large should our waifubots be?

>What materials should we use?

>What are the best power sources for our waifubots?

>How do we prevent microbes from building up in and on the waifubot?

>How will we repair them if they are damaged?
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>mfw newfags can't orangetext
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let's head to the maltshop
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Pokemon Fusions


ITT: We make Pokemon fusions
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so football,where do i meet a NEET girl?
i want to have sweaty NEET sex with a girl thats like me.
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I Love You Winter-Chan!

It's that time of year again.
Ice Age when?
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Project Orion

Why did our retarded government have to cancel project Orion? We could have been exploring the solarsystem by now.
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Friendship is Magic
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Who here /bluejackets/?
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5 A.M. Shitpost thread

It is 5 A.M.! (At least where I am at.) Can not seem to get any sleep… Time to shitpost!

(Posted on wrong board originally. Sorry, REALLY tired…)
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6500 niggers bought a castle

So, when are we buying an mlpol Castle to start our empire?
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>October Friday the 13th
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Daydream Waveshine

My sister made this and sent it to me. I didn't even know she liked MLP, but she asked me to draw her OC better.

What do?
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Jew portray jews in negative light

So I've been reading through the Ultimate Spider Man comics, because fuck, I'm a NEET, why not?
And came across this lovely page.
Where Peter tries to defend mutants, by comparing them to the jews.
Normal people = Germans
Mutants = Jews
Did they really not see this flawed logic, or did they let their shroud slip for a second there?
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>In this time, a time of peace and prosperity makes me wonder how long we can live like this. We are truly the most capable species on this planet we have named 'Terra'. We have been given the gift of being able to control the elements, and the very things that make this new world. Although we fight each other to grow stronger, there is no strife, and I fear that in ever-lasting peace, we shall be unprepared, for horrors that are bound to await us.

>>I skipped ahead a few pages.

>Over time, we have noticed strange beings; they walk hunchbacked on two legs, are covered in hair, and appear to be completely primal. We have decided to stay wary of these creatures; there is no telling what they are capable of.

>>Curious, I turned ahead a few more pages.

>The Legendary Council has decided we should help these creatures. After snagging a particle of skin, our top scientists have created a special stone that can change our appearance into that of we have named 'homo-stultus,' or 'the stupid ones.' Some of the braver Pokémon have decided to help these 'humans' – a shorter term, to become just as sopisticated as us. Why, we already have taught them how to make fire.

>>Intreiged by all of this, I skipped ahead again.

>It has been many lunar cycles, and these humans have already learned so much. They now wear leaves and the skin of animals to cover themselves. They have learned how to gather water and cook food. Under our human guises, some of us have started families with them. I too, have found a beautiful human wife of my own, her name is Nanako, and she appears to be one of the more intelligent. She does not mind my natural form; I think I have found…my soul mate.

>>I then turned towards the middle of the book, wanting to know more.

>Our worst nightmares have come true. The humans have begun to use us. They have been kidnapping our fellow Pokémon to extort their powers, using them to create electricity, fires, and water machines for their own survival. The council has decided to declare war on the humans, even though it is against our strictest morals. I fear for the worst…

>>I turned ahead, my heart pounding at this tragic history.

>The war has been going on for three months now. The humans have invented these, weapons made of Steel parts, and now many innocent Pokémon are hurt. My wife…innocent of these monstrosities was killed by a fellow Pokémon. I cannot…understand how these creatures, which we have nurtured and educated, could have become so evil…Arceus believes we may have to flee…

>>I flipped to the final pages of the book, tears silently pouring down my face from my eyes.

>All preparations have been completed; Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf have wiped the minds of the humans, returning them to their primal forms, erasing any and all knowledge we have given them. The Shaymin have restored Terra to its natural state, allowing the battle scared land to flourish once again. We have seized the bones of every Pokémon buried and have destroyed them. The whole world we have reset, our presence shall never be known. Those who have to leave their children and partners…it is a pain no one has the capability of understanding by themselves. Arceus and the others have ripped a portal into an unknown dimension and we are preparing to leave this world. Mew has agreed to stay behind and secretly keep watch over this world, and will tell us when it is safe to return, but I feel that shall never be possible.

>I am very old, my life is short, and I am now blind in my right eye. The things I have encountered in my life are horrific. But…I pray for these humans. Will they make the same mistakes again? Will they but tempted by greed and corruption? Only time will tell. I shall pass away…hoping these messages shall be carried on in the wind, and into the future, where we will exist again.

>>I found myself shivering, tears running down my face as I read Spiritus' final wish. I felt ashamed that humans were so susceptible to corruption and the sins that made it so the Pokémon could never return. I had to speak to him…I had to…

>>"Starr, I'm tired so I'm going to take a quick nap," I said. Starr nodded without looking up, "Okay, I'll wake you before lunch."

>Silently I climbed off the couch, and into my bed, holding the book. I set my head on the pillow, and slowly faded off to sleep…

>I arrived in the Dream Dimension, in a grand library. It was even more beautiful than the Long Island Base's library. I slowly walked among the shelves of books and such until I had arrived at the center of the place. My familiar Lucario was there, reading the same book I had just read. He turned to me and smiled.
>"Come here young Lucario."

>I slowly walked over. Spiritus nodded and closed the book. "These, are indeed my memoirs."

>I gingerly turned the pages, "Is it all true? Humans were like this?"

>He sighed and looked beyond the walls of the library. "Not all humans. You see my young friend, some humans were against the thought of war, like my beloved wife, but it is true that the majority of humans were corrupted by greed and power. We tried to reset the world, but it appears that humans are still under power and corruption. And that is why we can never return here."

>I stared at the floor, "Spiritus, I'll never become like them, I promise you that."

>He smiled, "I should know, you're part of a noble family."
My ears shot up, "Wait…what?" Before I could react, I felt a bright light overcome my senses and I faded away…

>My eyes snapped open, and Starr was shaking me. "You were mumbling in your sleep, is everything okay?" she asked.

>I sat up and yawned, "Yeah, I'm good, let's go get lunch."

Is this the most un-HFY thing possible?
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Youtube Drama - Anthony Fantano

Jewish Newspaper slanders Youtube Music Critic for being an Alt Right Nazi - Meme Channel destroyed

Anthony Fantano is a vegan bald hipster and wannabe memelord in his mid thirties, married and most notably known for his rather famous Youtube Channel "The Needle Drop" with 1M+ subscribers, on which he reviews Music from all walks as a professional Music Critic for a living. Fantano by himself is not much of a lolcow, he himself describes himself as a (former) 4chan oldfag with his works commonly shared on the Music board /mu/ and usually well received and regarded among his peers of content creators on Youtube.

Despite his objective success in operating his Youtube channel as a business and possibly being the most succesful Music Critic on the Internet he recently came under fire by the jew-owned Online Newsblog "the Fader", where the author (((Ezra Marcus))) wrote a hit piece against him, accusing him of being a Neo-Nazi and harboing an audience of alt right racists on his second Youtube Account, ThatIsThePlan.

Main Links:

ED Article

Kiwi Thread

Anthony Fantanos Main Channel - The Needle Drop

Sample of Fantanos works:

The Needle Drop Reviews Pink Season by Filthy Frank

Pepe the Frog Meme review (Fall 2016) - Guest Starring YourMovieSucks and Brendaniel Reads
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Pussies that do stuff


It looks wrong on a human, but I bet it'd look hot on a pony. Anyone got any porn where ponies do things like this?

Pic unrelated but I'd love seeing this mare shoot out ping pong balls from her marehood like a machine gun.
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ey, ever slapped a mare by the pussy? aye, no one slaps pussy better than me. i'm the best at pussy slapping.
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Anyone Know Where This Image is From?

I was browsing the imageboards and came across this image with this file name. It was posted with the following message "We can go deeper anon, I require Your aid.
Anyone know where it is from? I tried reverse image search and got nothing. Searched insog university, insog, and originamgami got nothing.
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45 minute video why SU is actual fecal matter

Steven Universe: A bad show made by awful people for a garbage fanbase

throwaway hatemail blog for the video

CAUTION - Video creator is a self-admitted jew
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Post more football!
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Mister Metokur BTFO's Jordan Peterson + Fanboi's

Archived Stream (Peterson Question is around 01:34:30)

cropped Peterson section + comment salt

Jim pulls out the water hose on the festing Peterson Drama

Mister Metokur was randomly questioned during stream if he likes Peterson, he said no and roasted him, Peterson fans are flipping their shit for Jim having illegal opinions. Drama ensues. Enjoy.
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Feeling saggy or broken? This site will fix you up, good as new! http://www.fagasstraps.com/
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Alternate History

Who wants to fuck with Alternate History sites?

Pic unrelated.
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Does anyone remember what this is from?
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SIPS General

It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a bellicose drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.
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Feels/sad thread?

Post some sad stuff seen on the web or green me some sad/feel things you have experienced.
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>Pinkie Pie starts pushing pop rocks up Gilda's ass while giggling
>Rainbow Dash finds this hilarious, she has an idea, returns with a two liter of Sprite and a funnel
>Gilda can't see what's going on, she just knows they're putting things up her ass
>she's pretty mad but she can't do anything atm
>just tough talking but Dash ignores her, Ponk sasses back with cute jokes as she is wont to do
>meanwhile Dash puts the funnel in Gilda's ass, pours the Sprite
>Pinkie Pie is giggling like mad
>there is an odd low rumbling sound, then suddenly
>there is now a pressurized volcanic eruption firing out of Gilda's anus
>Pinkie put like 30 pop rocks in there and Dash dumped the whole 2 liter, this shit looks like the Challenger explosion, no joke
>Gilda is howling incoherently, Rainbow Dash is rolling on the ground in a fit of hysterics. Pinkie is surprised but is laughing as well.
>eventually the force of the blast dislodges Gilda from the fence and she goes flying off into the horizon at top speed, flapping her wings uselessly as she tries to gain control of herself, to no avail
>after Ponk and Dash have laughed themselves silly, they realize they might have gone a little too far
>everypony learns a lesson about friendship or something
>Gilda is never seen in Equestria again
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*cough* TAY *cough*

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post yfw you get caught browsing mlpol
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AC/DC founder Malcolm Young is dead

>Today it is with deep heartfelt sadness that AC/DC has to announce the passing of Malcolm Young.
>Malcolm, along with Angus, was the founder and creator of AC/DC.
>With enormous dedication and commitment he was the driving force behind the band.
>As a guitarist, songwriter and visionary he was a perfectionist and a unique man.
>He always stuck to his guns and did and said exactly what he wanted.
>He took great pride in all that he endeavored.
>His loyalty to the fans was unsurpassed.
>As his brother it is hard to express in words what he has meant to me during my life, the bond we had was unique and very special.
>He leaves behind an enormous legacy that will live on forever.

>Malcolm, job well done.

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>mfw you cannot glimmer shitpost now
>mfw glimmer shitposting is bad now
>mfw /sp/ doesn't know that they are the designated shitposting board
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US Navy has confirmed that there is "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky

>Navy officials were faced with an unusual controversy after residents of Okanogan County, Washington noticed a sky drawing many said looked like male genitalia on Thursday.
>"US Navy air crew, flying an F/A-18 Growler (Electronic Attack Aircraft) assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130 based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, Wash., flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Washington, on Thursday, November 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," Navy spokesperson Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell said.
>Navy "Air Boss" Vice Adm. Mike Shoemaker issued a sharp rebuke of the crew's actions and emphasized the service's commitment to "foster an environment of dignity and respect."
>"Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today," Shoemaker said in a written statement.

Do you agree /sp/?
Is there "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky?
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ITT: Post Fictional Characters You Suspect Were Jewish

Let's start with a subtle but easy one.
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Guess who dissed Glimmer on the worst day of their lives? :D
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The tfw feeling of this board being a nice.
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god i wish that were me.
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>mlpol minecraft server finally discontinued
Sad but not unexpected.

Where do I go now for my occasional game of Homesteading Simulator 2011?
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ITT: Civilization memes. Any version.
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Lets play a game /sp/

Vaguely describe a song, other anons guess it. I'll start
>guy finds a thing in a cave
>has a trippy dream
>kills self
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I always forget about the oekaki feature on this site. let's have an oekaki thread. draw whatever.
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You Goys Like Mexico?

>meme arrow.
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Is /k/ a communist board?

I never really browsed /k/, but over a couple of 4chan related videos i watched the past few years and a few glipses i took at the board in screenshots i got the impression that either the board or parts of their userbase seem to overglorify communism. And some random russian poster who died of cancer.

I find this highly detestable and before I go to look into this more i would like to know what MLPOL thinks of the board and how I could potentially fight the commieboo culture of the board. Also what is the deal with /k/ seemingly hating on /pol/? does this have something to do with the communist thing?
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Hey /mlpol/ how about them Eagles?

Do you think it's gonna be their year?
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Sup /sp/. This ya boi Tupac. I'm back from beyond the grave to tell yall niggas to buy my mixtape, shits fire. Man what is this place how come there's all these ponies and shit around here lmao? Anyway yall niggas need to know that west side is the best side, thug life for life nigga we strapped. And Biggie's a bitch. Peace.
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Are penguins better waifus than Horses?

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Big American Titties

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/sp/ooky thread
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What is this boards opinion of The Denver Broncos?
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Meme Dump

My computer randomly deleted some shit, and I lost all my memes/reaction images

Plz help a bro out
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/mlpol/ give me your energy.
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I want to cum inside rainbow dash
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Hey, you're like, disturbing my flow
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Rate my tattoo idea.
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Are you having a comfy fall, /mlpol/?
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Sex chat bots

Molly (21:6): hey baby, did you like my dress yesterday?
Molly (21:6): oh shit…wrong guy
Molly (21:6): omg, sorry about that, ok?
You (21:7): You're ugly and should never reproduce
Molly (21:7): you seem cute :) wanna chat?
Molly (21:7): say something baby…
Molly (21:7): …
You (21:7): I swear to god, you infest and defile the human race
Molly (21:8): please dont think im a cheeting slut or something…i just like to chat with cool guys
Molly (21:8): yeah… :) so, where u from?
Molly (21:8): cmon i know you there
Molly (21:8): Yo!
Molly (21:8): Yo!
You (21:9): I will not divulge that information to you, heathen
Molly (21:9): (undisclosed location)?! really…oh, maybe i found the right guy after all
Molly (21:9): lets chat privately, i dont want certain person to see this, this is public, ok? ;)
You (21:9): Silence, thou sinner
Molly (21:10): kk, just go and sign up, its super simple, dont cost nothing…then we can chat, just the two of us :)
You (21:10): Cease your blathering
Molly (21:10): omg, i have to go now, do it fast, ima gonna wait for you
Molly (21:10): im glad i met you, baby :)
You (21:10): I care nothing for you
Chat has timed out. Please sign up to resum
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Milky Scam


21 Patreons pay this artist a total of $131 per month to make Milky Way, Milkmare of Trottingham content.

In three days, this artist will have officially not uploaded any Milky Way or milk pony-related content in two months.
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What does /sp/ think about "Football gate? "

My normie co-workers are outraged at these so-called football players that refuse to respect the American flag like a bunch of commies. The consensus around the office is that we need to send the NFL a message so that they stop disgracing the great sport of football. That if the team won't stand, then the fans should leave the stands. No tickets, no views, no merchandise sales.

We should only watch games where the footballers show respect to the anthem. If your team is a disgrace to the sport, then you should gather up your community to play a good wholesome game of football to show those ungrateful fools how the game is meant to be played.
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You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Waifu's Ass

What do you do?
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Who would you...

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>tfw no GLIMM.MOV

I mean, imagine all this screeching from nu/mlp/.
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Pokemon are way more for sexual than pony.
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when keeping it real goes wrong
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>tfw mom and dad are both total normies
>tfw you are anything but

>mom:"Why don't you go out and get a girlfriend, kid?"

"I don't think it's worth it. I mean, women are too much trouble, I could be working a second job instead, you know? Fuck 'em."
>mom:"That's what you're supposed to be doing!"

dad:"You know that feeling of absolute purpose when you are making love to a woman… No, seriously, you know what I mean? How many times have you had sex?"
"O-one whole time."
dad:"Really, that's it? Well, I never had a ton of girlfriends either, but…"

Sorry mom and dad.
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>tfw you make a light funpost and Scruffy bans you

Must be some newfag moderating on 4chan I'm getting bans for things that never would have warranted them in the past. Guess that means I'm stuck with you fags for a few days :(

How to ban evade? I need to be able to shitpost during the babby this weekend. Help a homie out.
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I'm Zald and this is bad board!
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Which one of you faggots did this?
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Stay fresh my niggers

Making this here because dont wanna slide a gud thread.

Just wanna say I love you all and from april 1st on it was the best thing ever. Keep it nice and good for me. Gonna be gone for 6 months or so.
ILY :)
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this mule subpony fucking zigger walked by me today. She said something in her unintelligible zigger-rhymes. I lost it and called her what she was, a worthless zigger. told that fucker.
I hate ziggers so god damn much.
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Tfw thread

>tfw no rl friends
>tfw no online friends
>tfw when friendless but for abunch of Anonymous
>tfw you can not count them as friends
>tfw booze loves you no matter what
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Bot Army

Why don't we have a bot army like the cool kids on 4chan?
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funny shit thread

post funny shit

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I need some PC help,
I'm running windows 7 and my wireless adapter wont fucking work.
It works with my laptop, but not my desktop
Updated and installed
>Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Multiple times you fucking indian
>system restore
Suprise, suprise. My PC will only pull up ones from during the problem, and it says my drive is corrupt so I can't do that
Nope, ran the scans
Please help guys, idk what to do
I won't be back on till the morning, but thanks bros
>pic not related
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Hey /mlpol/ zald here i just wanted to let you know that that farmer who owned that horse i touched daughter married a nigger, any thoughts?
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Christianity thread when?
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(note the op post is a reference to the video billy and the clown (million dollar extreme) the "fuck you"s are not directed at the board or it's staff)
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The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both ripped off Twilight tbh desu. that scene where Dumbledort and Gandalf make out is ripped off directly from a Simpsons fanfic Stephanie Meyer wrote when she was 15, right after she saw the Matrix for the 7th time and realized it was about vampires kissing. Then CS Lewis stole the idea and made the characters really old so it wouldn't offend Jesus when they kissed each other.
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there's nothing like colt cuddling
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Why cant niggers ever complete anything of value, do they even fucking finish anything other than accidentally pumping out babies what the fuck is wrong with them… I want to think of them as people but jesus fucking hellfucks even the studious ones are failures.
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Tom Petty has Died at the age of 66

>Tom Petty has died at the age of 66 after experiencing a heart attack, according to reports.
>The singer-songwriter was reportedly rushed to the UCLA Santa Monica hospital on Monday after being found unconscious in his Malibu home. According to CBS News and Variety, he was taken off life support soon after arrival.
>He gained fame as part of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in the late 1970s, a band that was seen as integral to the heartland rock movement. Their biggest hits included I Won’t Back Down and American Girl.

I Won’t Back Down: https://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
American Girl: https://youtu.be/xbGIt1puWEA
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Julia Thread

Let's have a thread in honor of /bestmuppet/.
All heil the princess Julia!
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even though she doesn't have hooves, be honest.

Would you hit that?
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john eleway thread on 8chan join in boys.
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved The Denver Broncos so much, I had all the merchandise
>I pray to John Elway every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Football is love" I say; “Football is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous because he was a Seahawks fan
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s John Elway
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Yea, and the Denver Broncos shall be Football for all time”
>He grabs me with his powerful quarterback hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for John Elway
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for John Elway
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please John Elway
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with Football
>My dad walks in
>John Elway looks him straight in the eyes and says “Hi, I'm John Elway, and it's really great to meet a fan.”
>John Elway leaves through my window
>Football is love. Football is life.
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New "Alt Hero" Comic y Vox Day


So, this is a thing that's going around and apparently has been backed by a lot of people. What's to make of it?
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Autism: The Thread

Does anyone ever wonder what the story is behind some of the pics you see on imageboards? Like, what happened here? Obviously she dropped the spaghetti sauce, you don't need to be a detective to figure that one out. Perhaps she tripped over the cat. Perhaps she was carrying the spaghetti sauce from the stove to the counter, in order to apply the sauce to the pasta, when suddenly Mittens appears out of nowhere and begins to run circles around her legs, causing her to trip and spill an entire meal's worth of spaghetti sauce all over her nice, clean low-grade linoleum floor.

It obviously upset her, so she sits down on the floor and sobs helplessly. Then, in comes her husband, who, rather than rushing to help or console her, or even maybe get her a mop so she can get started on cleaning up the mess she made, he takes his phone out and snaps a picture.

Who are these people? What must their married life be like? Is this woman clinically depressed because she has an uncaring husband who photographs all of her most embarrassing moments? Does it bother her that Mittens the cat, who just moments ago ruined a perfectly good meal, and whose companionship is likely her only source of comfort in such times, clearly does not give two fucks about the mess he just made, and is instead focusing his attention on figuring out how to retrieve the lost meatball from under the refrigerator?

It boggles the mind, /sp/. It boggles the mind.
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Hugh Hefner memorial thread

Hugh Hefner dead: Playboy founder was 91
>Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, who helped usher in the 1960s sexual revolution with his groundbreaking men's magazine and built a business empire around his libertine lifestyle, died on Wednesday at the age of 91, Playboy Enterprises said.

>"I'm never going to grow up," Hefner said in a CNN interview when he was 82. "Staying young is what it is all about for me. Holding on to the boy and long ago I decided that age really didn't matter and as long as the ladies … feel the same way, that's fine with me."

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What are /sp/'s views on ejaculation inside of a rainbow colored cartoon horse? I'm for it, personally.
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Fuck your chocolate milk anon.
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Post things that cheer you up.
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SG Thread

Do you know what I like about Starlight Glimmer?
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Will the great one forgive me?

Will the father of football John Elway forgive me for playing as a Nose Guard when I played high school football? I just wanted to put the faggot Centers and Running backs in their places, I meant no harm to the quarterbacks, honest.
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You know what I desire? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.
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Do you think you're an expert on boardball? I've got a challenge/game/puzzle for you.

You are looking for a general on a particular board with 10 pages. You cannot view the catalog because exposure to {such condensed cancer,the nonfree javascript,INSERT_REASON_HERE} would taint your purity.

In what order do you look through the pages to minimize the amount of pages you need to look through before finding the general you were looking for?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (you'll miss it when it gets bumped)
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 … (USAfags need not apply)
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Due to recent complaints, site staff is requesting that people cool it a little on the Hi Anon threads, it's starting to eat up space and annoy people. This is not a new rule nor are we banning the meme, we're just requesting that the anons who are making the threads ease up on it a bit out of consideration for the rest of the board's users.

If you want to read a long autistic explanation of the reasoning behind this move, you may do so here:
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>just heard loud bang and saw a flash from the drunk neighbors house
So hows your night guys?
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Barter Faire 2017

Hey Mlpol, are any anons in the pacific northwest aware of the Okanogan Family Faire, aka "Barter-Faire"? Anyone planning on going?

Its essentially an anacho-capitalist township of about 10-15k attendees who bring all sorts of self-made merchandise, crafts, resources, drugs, all in a festival-type camping atmosphere of revelry and utilitarian exchange of all manner of goods for the like.
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What happens when we die /sp/?
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Hey Anon!

>Hi Anon, I've sold you and your family as sex slaves to niggers!
Wat do?
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It was high time that I checked into a motel. I had been sleeping soundly for nearly an hour and a half when I was to be awakened by the sound of snoring. Having checked in alone, you can imagine my surprise, for in the bed next to me was a man who had fallen asleep…FULLY CLOTHED.

I got out of my bed and walked to the foot of his. His shirt, shoes, pants…his belt was pulled tight, confining him. I couldn't bear it, so I proceeded to remove his shoes, revealing, to my surprise, the GREY DOSSIER. I was not fearful. On the contrary; he needed help and by God that's what I gave him.

I reached for the complimentary bucket of ice on the bureau, and in pouring the ice on the stagnant dress socks a sudden steam began to rise. I took several steps backward, for it was at that point that I began to feel nervous.
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The 1 video for the rest of your life.

Youtube will soon only have 1 video on the whole site that is played permanently 24/7 until the servers are taken offline. Post your pick for the eternal video.

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ITT: What keeps you up at night?

For me it is flashbacks to degenerate porn I watched.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John Elway, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-hooves who spend every second of their day not being football. You are everything non-football in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities about not being the entirety of football, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than when the Earth was void and without form, and there was no football, because it had not yet been created by me, John Elway.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m the alpha and the omega, also known as Scootie Puff Sr., the Doom Bringer. I was the inventor of Football, and the creator of the Denver Broncos. What sports have you created, other than “not football”? I also traveled through time to father myself, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO oats). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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I'm going to leave my football here for a few minutes.
Do NOT do anything with it.
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Fluttershy Thread

Post some Fluttershy
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Football Thread

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Ben, I want to say just one word to you, just one word….. football
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The Existential Dilemma of John Elway

What makes a man a Football?
How does a man come to represent Footballs?
If Football, then who?
From thence to whence goeth said Football?
Toward Footballs or away from Footballs?
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Mods are asleep, post rare Shalits.
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Have you ever unironically wondered what it would be like to have Gene Shalit lick your butthole?
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ITT: We post the most degnerate thing we do irl

What the title says. Also we post the most degenerate thing we do, not a list of degenerate things we do irl. And I posted this here on /sp/ since this isn't political enough I feel for /mlpol/.

Here goes mine:

> I wear tights in private since they are comfy as fuck and I have a fetish for them however I only wear them in private and I'm not a trap nor a cross-dresser.
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he pretty much has to be a kike at this point, right?
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My first one!

Hey guys! I made my first pone! Is it good? I haven't named it yet though. I also made one with a horn!!
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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
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HAPPY 9/11 MLPOL! ^.^
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So We're Raiding /s4s/

>is nice raid
Well, since hearts have been broken.
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ITT: We post our secondary ponyfus

We all have that one pony we would boop and cuddle with all day but what if in an alternate reality your ponyfu doesn't exist (just go with it for the sake of the thread)? What pony would you then choose as your secondary ponyfu???

I already decided mine.
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>she will never be your gf

why even live?
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Fellow Kek lovers, I need your help.
I am going to try and find a way to try and harness the ways of Meme magic.
To do this I need ALL information on Kek.
Festivals about him, was there a month associated with him, maybe a planet or the Moon?
I promise to share anything I find anons, but I need your help
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This is nice board.
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Who's watching? Hoping the pats -despite being Broncos fan- smash the cheifs! Hope someone can provide a stream here for everyone else
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Being a little girl is actually quite a noble cause for those big fat neckbeards and anyone else who wants to become one.
It is not for lewds like the internet newfags and normie think, it has actually a deep connection with nature and redemption, it says a lot about a person, wanting to become a little girl.
So why do some want to become a little girl?
To become not only the future of humanity but also the most beloved icon of humankind, a small, pure and harmless girl, it is the closest we may come to actual goddesses on Earth as they lack the knowledge but have the purity and beauty of a goddess.
If a someone could become a little girl and maintain all of their knowledge, filtering the impurity o their thoughts, that person would become a great human being and if we could get even more of these little girls with such knowledge and so many years in their future to learn even more, then humanity would whitout doubt ascend to a new level.

The feeling of wanting to be a little girl is a cry for redemption and a honest desire to improve our race, to save us from ourselves, to make our future bright.
It is just noble, to want to become a little girl.
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>Do we really need another bat pone thread? Or another "hi anon" thread?
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Want to hear about my rock poetry, Anon?
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Cosmic shit

Post cool space stuff. Pics or articles. All the cool kids study the stars.
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Remember when you were dumb
You worshipped Barney like a chud
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Now there’s just retardation in your eyes
Like the downie that won’t die
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You were fucked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker
Clutched in their tight grasp
Fuck off, you faggot with retarded laughter
Fuck off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die

I hope you die in a dune
I hope you die soon
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Taught by those who aren’t right
His purpleness filled your sight
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You found your own way to ignore smart decisions
Clutched in his tight grasp
Fuck off, you dumbass, you failed emission
Fuck off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die
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Cucking the Ultimate Redpill

Is there anything more redpilled than cucking someone? Fucking YOUR baby into into HIS wife/girlfriend so that that you get to pass on your genetic legacy and his bitch ass has to raise it? You get to produce progeny, and someone else will take care of them, leaving you free to go on and do other things, like produce more fucking progeny. And on top of that, you help to make sure that the little faggot doesn't get to pass on his shitty genetics, ending his pathetic lineage before it can go on to cause any more damage.

So the dude wants to raise his wife's son, help him out! And if his wife ever wants any more, make sure to be on call! It's your duty as a man. Never turn down a woman who asks for your DNA to help make her child, especially if her meal ticket sanctions it. The cuck is a gift to all of us. It's the ultimate redpill, faggots!
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sunset thread
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So would ponies be ok with people wanting to fuck them? Or would there be a huge backlash akin to that against homos and other sexual deviants? It's kinda the same shit, right? Fags can't breed, and neither could a dude and a horse, so the same justification could be used. And on that note, since you can't breed a mare anyway, is fucking a stallion really any worse than fucking a mare? Excluding anal of course, which is also just as bad for mares.

Could you really oppose love, /sp/?
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Gore Thread

Since we may be getting a wave of newfags from sites other than 4chan I propose a gore thread. Post some gore.
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We can all agree that its a place full of circle jerk WORST then any other right?
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Football nigs

While I love and respect John Elway, Footballs of Football, Footballs be upon him.
Why do you niggers think this board is exclusively football? It was decided that this is the designated fun posting board. Footballs are eternal but dont be a handball pls.
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/comfy/ style

post them
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Daily reminder that this is a KeK board and anyone that says otherwise is a shill.

Praise KeK
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No longer a homeless fucktard and I am giddy as fuck!
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An Honest Glimmer Thread

Though controversial, Glimmmer is quite phonomenal. Perhaps phonomenal in her controversy, but nonetheless. What do you think of her? Oh, and may we try something new for a change? It's called constructionivsim, not deconstructivism.
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Rect thread

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We all know the Soviets called eachother "comrade",
But did Nazi Germany have a term that was usedliee Comrade in the USSR?
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In this thread we summon rumham
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You Fucking Niggers

You fags are just like facebook, except with ponies. Go ahead, prove me wrong. I'll wait. Say something thoughtful. Nah, you won't do shit. Keep on posting your fucking retarded shitpost threads. Make sure, whenever possible, that you don't involve yourself in anything too intellectual. Wouldn't want to hurt yourself!

But lol, GlimGlam! amiright? xD
I sure do love pony, hahaha
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How can I attain a greater level of football, /sp/?
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>leave site for 3-4 weeks
>come back excited to see what I have missed
>50% of posts are people sperging over Glimmer and discord
srsly fuck you guys
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Is Vance Joseph a diversity hire?

>defensive coordinator for dolphins in 2016 where they were ranked 29th in the nfl
>db coach every year before that
>won the job over qualified coordinators such as kyle shannahan and josh mcdaniels
For those of us who live in CO, you also got to see him praised as the most smart and athletically talented coach to ever grace the broncos locker room on the local ((news)) channels.
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*blocks your path*
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All of waifus theifs pony are free and he can not claim anymore again
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*blocks your path*
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From: 4chan's /mlp/

Tick tock.
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Thoughts on this fight? Will it be another bust?
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Hello good ponies of Equestria. We have heard reports of "hoomens" in this board and we have been ordered by Princess Celestia to investigate and track down any of these non hoofers to justice. If you find one, be sure to inform us of any information you have. You may now return to your business and All Hail Celestia!
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Post all your Denver Broncos memes to satisfy John Elway, the true GOD of FOOTBALL!
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Air Guitar World Championships 2017

New World Champion of Air Guitar will be crowned tonight, as the World Finals takes place in Oulu, Finland. 

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We've got a fourth sportschan.org bunker available now thank you ponies. Chukran.
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Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
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>tfw only 8 days from the yearly september shitpost
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What is you favorite sport?

There are many sports out there anon, what's your favorite?

and why is it FOOTBALL
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I want to cum inside Milo Highliss

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some of you guys are okay, dont go to any footballs tomorrow
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Twilight: Excellent work, Rainbow! So far you’ve managed to pass every single test at least 20% faster than our record times!
Rainbow: But… but Twilight!
Twilight: What is it?
Rainbow: Aaaaah!! These turrets! They shot me!
Twilight: Yeah, I see. And?
Rainbow: And now I have two bullet wounds on my butt!
Twilight: It happens sometimes.
Rainbow: But Twilight! It hurts so much! They stuck in my ass! Please, let me out, let me skip these tests! I need to see a doctor…
Twilight: No way, Dash! You neither hurt one of your vital organs nor you’ve finished Portalgun tests! I won’t let you out until one of those two happen.
Rainbow: But I’m bleeding! And I limp.
Twilight: I don’t want to hear any excuses, Dash!
Rainbow: Alright…
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You Laugh, You Enjoy Laughing and Nothing Else Happens

ITT: Humorous images and anecdotes.
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Hey /mlpol/
what do you think of this flag?
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Frogs turning gay?
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My speech on /bfg/

Salutations, /mlpol/! I am called Double Dee by my own friends and I would like to explain and defend some interesting things I see on /bfg/. and maybe become the admin on /bfg/.

I'm kidding on admin part.
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Is it gay if it's a pony?

Say you're hanging out with your best friends. You've known each other for years, you share all your secrets, you'd all fight and die for one another. You're hanging out at Bronze's house, having a few drinks, shooting the shit, when Silver Shield has a fucking break down. Problems at home, can't figure out what he's gonna do with himself, starting to get lonely. He always was kind of the "pure" one. Sort of the innocent child. But everything has been wearing on him lately. He's still pretty young, but life can be hard when you feel all alone. The tears start flowing and he has to excuse himself, doing his best to keep his cool.

It's not gay to walk him home, right? I mean, it is the middle of the night after all. Sure he's a guard, but he needs a friend right now. It wouldn't be gay to give him a big hug when you got to his house, just before you turned to leave, would it? And, it certainly wouldn't be gay when you changed your mind and asked if you should stay in order to make sure he's ok and help him feel better. Or when you took a seat next to him on his couch, and he crawled into your arms, spilling his heart out and seeking warmth and comfort in your embrace. That's not gay, yea? And when you carried him up stairs to lay down in his bed, the little pony asleep and secure in your arms, all snuggled up to you, happy and protected in your presence, it's all good. Even when you finally drift to sleep yourself, your little buddy held firmly in your grasp, his soft, warm body pressed against your own, that wonderful feeling of serenity that can come only from holding another close overtaking you… It's definitely not gay! R-right?!
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Skunk ponies

They're cute, they have fluffy tails, and they come with a natural way to ward off predators and undesirables.
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Tenshi thread.

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Let's have us a good old fashion nigger hate thread. Post niggers.
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notice me

Gotta post for the archives
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What do you mean you like ponys Anon? I thought that was a kids show.
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It's ~12am Pacific, it's been almost an hour since the last post on /mlpol/ and 20 minutes since the last on /sp/. Fucking real zigga hours. Who tf up? Smash that mf reply button!
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I think MLPOL.NET Needs a loli board.
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Oh hai

100 get
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Broncos suck

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I know this board is meant to be a maymay, but I'm curious, how many of us here actually enjoy watching or playing sportsball?

Personally I watch football obsessively, and I grew up playing it. Not a huge fan of other sports, but I follow all of my local professional teams and usually listen to their baseball/basketball games on the radio.

I know professional sports are just bread and circuses given to us by Jews, but I can't help having at least a few guilty pleasures.
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Is this secret board?
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The Denver Broncos

This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life