lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending TormentGrenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Heather/VHS Tape Mystery ThreadOkay faggots, some of you in the filly thread probably know who I am. I barely ever go on /b/ (fucking interracial porn everywhere) but my curiosity was piqued yesterday for reasons inexplicable and I came to find this thread: https://archived.moe/b/thread/823962956/. People freaked out and we hit the bump limit, leading to a thread with little event: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823983784. I was skeptical at first of course, but some fag ended up going to the coordinates listed and picked up a VHS tape: https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/823984184/. People freaked out and then there was a second thread there, you probably have enough information to follow the thread train through moe by now though. There's currently a thread up, and there's discussion about the paintings going back as far as 2017. The current consensus is that if this is a larp or an arg it's a very ambitious one, and is at least interesting enough to warrant attention. I don't want to spoil too much for you. Current thread: https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/824052529
genius and political runawayi am scientist from europe germany,
Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Revelation 3DSince the last thread reached bump limit, I figured it would be a good time to update the OP with some useful information.
Tard StoriesCan we get a tard stories thread? I'll start with something that happened tonight at work.
Found Something Fun to RaidWhile I was working, I noticed that my state's lottery has a nomination and voting system for school heroes or some shit. Whoever wins gets $10000, and it can be any worker at any school in North Carolina as long as they're over the age of 18.
Music ThreadWhat are you listening too /sp/?
Thomas Dall - The Short Movie
The Cum DumpsterThis thread is dedicated to and intended for to be a repository for the shit that occasionally gets posted on the site with nefarious intention.
Nigger Ramen Divining RodToday, my /sp/erg friends, I shall begin a study. As a humble supermarket cashier, I aim to figure out which flavor of ramen the negros prefer over all others. This will be done by adding a tally mark for every nigger order that contains at least one. If the packet amounts are the same, no tallys will be added. If one flavor is more prevalent in one order, it will be the only one recorded. You are welcome to participate in the study with me, suggest ways I could improve my system (currently possibly a bit rudimentary due to the time constraints I may face). I begin work Wednesday, findings will be reported that night.
Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel/ Longform Streamer
Barb Chandler dead?Barbara Chandler, the senile and zombofind biological mother of Christian Weston Chandler, Pope of Autism and Prime Lolcow, is rumored to have died on August 18th 2019, allegedly from a heart attack. Pic related is the alleged death certificate of greene county.
Go ahead and call me a fag, but I'm curious as to what the song in this video is.
Samantha "Samy" Master(s)Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
Lolcow Indictment - Sébastien Lévesque - Pony Artcow.Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.
Totally random threadThis thread is for random shit that happened to be posted in otherwise worthless threads that rightfully did and should have died. I'll go first.
Thomas Dall confirmed RETURN +++ attends stream, has meltdown over shops, rages for 12 hours in chat>>12058
Incoming Mr. Metokur DramaDont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.
OC ThreadWhat does everypony think of this awesome OC I made?
Trolling /jp/So I decided to do a bit of recon and lurked /jp/ for a week.
Lolcow Indictment - Drachenlord - Rage Cow>Dragon Lord
amazementThis is a amazong thread! Post things that amaze you! Things that make your jaw drop and boggle your mind! No matter what it is, be it science or extraordinary archievments by individuals or groups, be it animals or technology!
Kekistan Political partiesThese 4 flags represent the four main political parties of kekistan. here I will present information regarding each, and You will be asked which political party you would personally identify as. no irony allowed
lolcow Drama - DigibroConrad Aaron Collins, better known under his Online alias Digibro(ny) is a 23 year old
Gathering Shock ImagesHello!
Official /sp/ Classic Rock ThreadThis thread is for the sharing and appreciation of the golden age of rock music. Focus is on classic rock from c. 1960 through the 1980s, American and British Invasion bands primarily but other countries are allowed too. Solid classic rock tracks only, no skate punk, emo, *core, electronic, rap or other queer shit allowed.
LolcowsPost some lolcows
Shower Thoughts thread I guess?Okay guise I had a pretty weird idea in the course of a shower earlier today. (Also somewhat based on pic related.) Thoughts?
Lolcow Indictment - Ripley Violet - Tranny Furry with God Complex - Careercow
Lolcow Indictment - Kero The Wolf - Fetishcow/Furry"What the fuck man." - /cow/ Anon on Kero the Wolf.
Hyperbole and a Half ThreadI fucking miss this blog, anybody else remember it?
ASCII and Emoji Art thread (i guess?)🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
I fucked upSo I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
Lolcow Indictment - KittyStyle420 - Thomas Dall - Drugcow/E-beggarI*d Like to present you the first casuality of the Alt Right Colonization of Stream.me
New and Improved Youtube Rewindwww.youtube.com/watch?v=By_Cn5ixYLg
Deep web threadLet's play a game /sp/ browse the deep web and bring something back. (Nothing illegal please)
The Word "Anon"How do you guys pronounce "Anon" when saying it out loud? Do you say "Uh-non" (rhymes with "The Don") or do you say "Annon" (rhymes with "cannon")?
MLPOL video about the main boardi found this randomly while looking up material
Farewell, for the foreseeable future.In 24 hours I'll be off to Americorps to do volunteer work and hopefully get some work done regarding learning linux/BSD. I haven't gone far from town for more than a few weeks, and here I am going off for 10 months. No training, no practice, very little working out, just shipped off. I can't get a consistent story on what's ahead of me yet - some people say they were in dorms or cabins at their camps, some people were in FEMA tents without even reliable electricity. Whatever happens, I'm sure I'll be fine, but it will suck not to get regular access to the net without problems. I'll probably use whatever computer time I have to practice what I read in the linux bible and lurk here.
A Crisis of FootballOh great and noble John Elway, I praise you for your great powers of football and of your grand creation of football. I of late have been wanting to get into the football spirit of things but alas there is but a crisis. The NFL is nothing but leftist propaganda and they taint the very foundations of football. College Football is a bit easier to swallow but in my search to play a football video game on PC to praise your creation of football, there has not been of many choices. Axis Football sucks ass and upon my search of Tecmo Super Bowl mods, I cannot search upon any decent mods that is not of the blasphemed NFL of today.
lolcow Indictment - Yandere Dev/Alexander Mahan
Phillip Burnel FIRED from CURSE ENTERTAINMENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfraM8VDaE
ITT: Post Your Dream CarITT: Post the kind of car you would have if you could have any in the world.
RICK AND MORTY SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!I just saw the "Season finale" on a cartoon-online pirate site(No shmeckels for the jews that way) and fucking christ, how do you fuck your show up that badly? It's gone from being a """self-aware""" cartoon about a shitty sitcom family with obligatory wacky character to… this. The show alternates between trying to milk its shit characters for depth and trying its damndest to make you not care about these shit characters. It wants to have its cake and shit on it with a giggle and feed it to you too, and I ain't eating that shit! There is literally no more point to care about these characters. Severed limbs can be replaced by robot arms and then forgotten about and regrown in the next scene(I fucking dare a fanboy to say "It's ok, he just regrew one with magiscience), he can go to any dimension and do anything, he's a magical amazing all-powerful ubermensch with shit-tier leddit beliefs and a fucking boring show. He's fucking invincible, and not in a fun way. He can do whatever the plot needs him to. And Morty? Morty will always be the sidekick on the verge of breaking and doing something interesting, but never really doing it. The "Toxic" episode failed to follow its own internal logic(For untoxic rick to be so neutered, he'd have to consider "Wouldn't a being of pure evil have the right to exist too?" the pinnacle of health, though this gets forgotten about in the climax because writing anything smarter than "Rick saves the day by being amazing" is hard) and the fucking memory episode… At any given moment, the characters we watch can die, then Summer can take their portal gun and grab fucking Dancer Morty and Bacon Salesman Rick, then erase their minds and give them the backed-up Rick and Morty memory data. There, I just spoiled season 4's opener's/ending's big reveal, it's that fucking obvious. The only reason to watch this show is Evil Morty, and he's not even that interesting or special in a world of shit where the douchebaggery of Ricks is the fucking norm, and the writers are clearly going to use him to jerk you around for several seasons, a la BBC's Sherlock's Moriarty.
Deer FetishOk after reading a few stories on /k/ and /out/ I've sortoff developed a deer fetish. I know this is extremely degenerate and I would never act out on it. I just figured this place would be the best to discuss it. So you guys think it's alright or should I just off myself for being a degenerate?
Today I LearnedI'm going to try to bring a bit more life to here, and because I don't think this thread would work too well on the main board, I'll put it on /sp/!
Lolcow Indictment - Kodyboy555 - Furry Artcow"Donald Trump needs to drop out of the 2016 presidential race or else he will die!" - Kody Speikers 2016
INTERNET DRAMA - The Implosion of the Sons of Kojima (SOK)"Scorched earth. The SoK has decayed into a cancer, lead by corrupt wannabe cult leader Fred Fuchs. Stockholm Syndrome at it's worst for members that are terrified to leave. Standing ovations abound." - SirJamesDTech
Thanks EveryoneI just wanted to express my appreciation. Its been what, ~16 mos since 4/mlpol/ and I would never have expected to be a horsefucker, but this last year has been unreservedly the best I've ever had.
Biology ThreadPost your pics, papers, books, vids, expirements or anything bio related here.
daytradingAnybody /biz/ here?
2018 Eurovision Song ContestIt is the time of the year again when all of Europe tries to battle it out like it is 1938 all over again.
What Pillowcase Should I Get?So /mlpol/ I am redoing my guest bedroom and want to get a new pillowcase and I am torn between these 4. What one do you think I should get. I made a strawpoll and named them all P1-P4. I am leaning towards P4 my self but what do you guys think. WILL POST PICS OF IT WHEN I BUY THE WINNING ONE!
HOPPY FRIDAY THE 13th!thank you for serving in the world war meme 3!
RIP! VAN WASTELL! SK8 OR DI3!F FOR RESPECT! VAN WASTELL WAS MIEN FRIEND….
ATTENTION ALL ANONS!HUGE NEWS! JUST GOT BACK FROM THE ISLE OF WIGHT POLICE DEPARTMENT!
When Jokes go wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUk2ksue48I
professional Bodypillow reviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh2U1TOOynQ
Bridge Collapse in FloridaNewly installed bridge collapses at the vicinity of Florida University, several casualities reported.
Youtube is the Law - The Curt CaseGoogle wins a model lawsuit against the formerly popular (now broke) Horror/Gun Channel Zombie Go Boom which got fucked over by Youtubes continued and unnanounced changes in site policy.
cutie mark threadWhat is your cutie mark?
ThisThis is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen in my life.
Renovating MinesCould an old mine be made into underground housing and if possible what would be the major technical challenges? I am aware that it would depend on what was previously mined (No coal mines, no heavy metal mines, ect), how it was mined, and the geology of the area. What types of mines would be best?
Meme Music ThreadMoonman - Right Wing Death Squads
Return of the AirshipSo with hybrid airships ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_airship ) we may finally see the return of the airship during our lifetimes. How will this change travel and what will be the major technological challenges /sp/?
FC Spartak Moscow brings the bantzHahahahhahahaa
Official Mark Hamill ThreadI'm thinking he's becoming a reverse Shia LeBeouf. He's lost all patience for Star Wars and has been taking the redpills. He's limited on what he can say, of course, but he gets the point across. He might actually transcend the character of Luke and become a professional Football player.
Found this on 4chanJust another anon
Roasted and ToastedAny of you fellow /sp/ortsmen seen this poo replying to people with roast videos at the speed of sound around 4cronk? I find him hilarious.
Fish for MLP users in this thread!http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31650103#q31655047
BrokenYou are broken. Shattered. Void of meaning. Your life was wasted, you gave all you had, all you were. You gave until nothing was left, then you gave more. Useless. It was all useless. Yet you fight on. You don't know why anymore. Perhaps its to try to bring back someone as they once where? Hanging onto hooe that one day,you can make everything right? You sink deeper into the void of despair, yet hold onto that one thought, the one thing that keeps you going. So what happens when it snaps? Do you hang onto what was your grounding rope? Fall where you land? Panic and flop? Or do you make all attempts to grab a ledge, find a way to stop the impact?
Robowaifu DesignCALLING ALL STEM MAJORS, 3D ARTISTS, PLUSH ARTISTS, AND PROGRAMMERS!
Project OrionWhy did our retarded government have to cancel project Orion? We could have been exploring the solarsystem by now.
Jew portray jews in negative lightSo I've been reading through the Ultimate Spider Man comics, because fuck, I'm a NEET, why not?
Pokeumans>In this time, a time of peace and prosperity makes me wonder how long we can live like this. We are truly the most capable species on this planet we have named 'Terra'. We have been given the gift of being able to control the elements, and the very things that make this new world. Although we fight each other to grow stronger, there is no strife, and I fear that in ever-lasting peace, we shall be unprepared, for horrors that are bound to await us.
Youtube Drama - Anthony FantanoJewish Newspaper slanders Youtube Music Critic for being an Alt Right Nazi - Meme Channel destroyed
Pussies that do stuffhttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5807a50314d48
Anyone Know Where This Image is From?I was browsing the imageboards and came across this image with this file name. It was posted with the following message "We can go deeper anon, I require Your aid.
45 minute video why SU is actual fecal matterSteven Universe: A bad show made by awful people for a garbage fanbase
Mister Metokur BTFO's Jordan Peterson + Fanboi'sArchived Stream (Peterson Question is around 01:34:30)
www.fagasstraps.comFeeling saggy or broken? This site will fix you up, good as new! http://www.fagasstraps.com/
SIPS GeneralIt has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.
AC/DC founder Malcolm Young is dead>Today it is with deep heartfelt sadness that AC/DC has to announce the passing of Malcolm Young.
US Navy has confirmed that there is "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky>Navy officials were faced with an unusual controversy after residents of Okanogan County, Washington noticed a sky drawing many said looked like male genitalia on Thursday.
INCOMING FIREWORKS, BABYhttps://www.derpibooru.org/1554833
Is /k/ a communist board?I never really browsed /k/, but over a couple of 4chan related videos i watched the past few years and a few glipses i took at the board in screenshots i got the impression that either the board or parts of their userbase seem to overglorify communism. And some random russian poster who died of cancer.
Sex chat bots
>tfw you make a light funpost and Scruffy bans youMust be some newfag moderating on 4chan I'm getting bans for things that never would have warranted them in the past. Guess that means I'm stuck with you fags for a few days :(
Tom Petty has Died at the age of 66>Tom Petty has died at the age of 66 after experiencing a heart attack, according to reports.
Autism: The ThreadDoes anyone ever wonder what the story is behind some of the pics you see on imageboards? Like, what happened here? Obviously she dropped the spaghetti sauce, you don't need to be a detective to figure that one out. Perhaps she tripped over the cat. Perhaps she was carrying the spaghetti sauce from the stove to the counter, in order to apply the sauce to the pasta, when suddenly Mittens appears out of nowhere and begins to run circles around her legs, causing her to trip and spill an entire meal's worth of spaghetti sauce all over her nice, clean low-grade linoleum floor.
Hugh Hefner memorial threadHugh Hefner dead: Playboy founder was 91
Barter Faire 2017Hey Mlpol, are any anons in the pacific northwest aware of the Okanogan Family Faire, aka "Barter-Faire"? Anyone planning on going?
The 1 video for the rest of your life.Youtube will soon only have 1 video on the whole site that is played permanently 24/7 until the servers are taken offline. Post your pick for the eternal video.
ITT: We post the most degnerate thing we do irlWhat the title says. Also we post the most degenerate thing we do, not a list of degenerate things we do irl. And I posted this here on /sp/ since this isn't political enough I feel for /mlpol/.
ITT: We post our secondary ponyfusWe all have that one pony we would boop and cuddle with all day but what if in an alternate reality your ponyfu doesn't exist (just go with it for the sake of the thread)? What pony would you then choose as your secondary ponyfu???
Cosmic shitPost cool space stuff. Pics or articles. All the cool kids study the stars.
Cucking the Ultimate RedpillIs there anything more redpilled than cucking someone? Fucking YOUR baby into into HIS wife/girlfriend so that that you get to pass on your genetic legacy and his bitch ass has to raise it? You get to produce progeny, and someone else will take care of them, leaving you free to go on and do other things, like produce more fucking progeny. And on top of that, you help to make sure that the little faggot doesn't get to pass on his shitty genetics, ending his pathetic lineage before it can go on to cause any more damage.
You Fucking NiggersYou fags are just like facebook, except with ponies. Go ahead, prove me wrong. I'll wait. Say something thoughtful. Nah, you won't do shit. Keep on posting your fucking retarded shitpost threads. Make sure, whenever possible, that you don't involve yourself in anything too intellectual. Wouldn't want to hurt yourself!
Is Vance Joseph a diversity hire?>defensive coordinator for dolphins in 2016 where they were ranked 29th in the nfl
Is it gay if it's a pony?Say you're hanging out with your best friends. You've known each other for years, you share all your secrets, you'd all fight and die for one another. You're hanging out at Bronze's house, having a few drinks, shooting the shit, when Silver Shield has a fucking break down. Problems at home, can't figure out what he's gonna do with himself, starting to get lonely. He always was kind of the "pure" one. Sort of the innocent child. But everything has been wearing on him lately. He's still pretty young, but life can be hard when you feel all alone. The tears start flowing and he has to excuse himself, doing his best to keep his cool.
The Denver BroncosThis is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.