Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
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>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
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>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
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[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
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>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
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Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
So are we gonna do anything?
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
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>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
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