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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51843
51852
8113852732_135f27679d_b.jpg

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51845
51846 51848 51852
>>51838 →
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools

>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51846
51847 51848
>>51845
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51847
>>51846
Then he loses anything from that day

>guilds
Why wouldn't there be?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51848
51849 51851
>>51845
Well, if the party intends to return to the dungeon, Tracy won't have the option of forging mining tools, not yet at least.
>>51846
Maybe not as organized as guilds, but tradesmen would organize nonetheless. I suppose they might have actual guilds, I hadn't thought of that.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51849
51850 51851 51856
>>51848
What kind of guildsmen?
Any requisitions? Bounties? Monster-slaying requests?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51850
>>51849
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51851
51853
>>51848
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.

Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.

He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon

>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51852
51854 51855
1517436666927.jpg
>>51843
>Not posting the good one.
>>51845
Ill let you talk but i get to go first.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51853
51855 51859
>>51851
>request
I mean an official request
I wanna be a hitman.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51854
>>51852
I try to post a different one every time.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51855
51858 51860
>>51852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0y2xuQmcAg

>>51853
No shit. Now please play the game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51856
51860
>>51849
MONSTER HUNTING!

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51857
1517208792896.png
Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone

*flies in heroically on Fae*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51858
>>51855
Nigger this is my speech.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51859
51861 51873
>>51853
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51860
51862 51867
MlPw7Tt.jpg
>>51855
>play the game
Tracy hides in her room and Astral Projects into a random lower plane, just to see what it feels like.
>>51856
YEAH!
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51861
51863
>>51859
Tracy can't Astral project
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51862
51864
>>51860
Don't intentionally try to piss me off
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51863
51865
>>51861
She can transform at least once per day.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51864
51868
artworks-000056548317-88sexv-original.png
>>51862
There is no need to be upset.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51865
51866
>>51863
She cannot astral project
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51866
51870
>>51865
Since when?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51867
51869 51871
>>51860
Are you trying to wake up in the entertron? You'll still be hungry,....
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51868
51869
>>51864
You are deliberately trying to make me ban you
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51869
>>51867
Wouldn't she just wake up in her body once her other body is destroyed?
>>51868
That is by no means any reason for a ban.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51870
51873
>>51866
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51871
>>51867
>9 Wis
Do it anyway.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51872
1511986739881.jpg
*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
PHGLm
?
No.51873
51874 51881
[1d20+19 = 37]
>>51870
Good point. I could roleplay that better.
I guess she has no reason to try/do/know it.
>>51859
Tracy takes interest at this and continues tio ask around the crowd.
Rolling to Gather Information without drawing suspicion.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51874
>>51873
Thank you for cedeing.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51875
51876 51877
Was that it?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51876
>>51875
I'm writing a speech
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51877
51878
>>51875
Should i roll for something? Was it not inspiring enough?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51878
51879 51887
>>51877
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51879
51880
>>51878
Trumpaladin claps at the speech, smiles, and heads towards the podium, thanking Infernius
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51880
51882 51883
>>51879
"Was me bad at talking?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51881
51883
>>51873
Tracy didn't hear anything after that?
She goes back to the tower to play with her bird.
GTyOx
?
No.51882
51883 51885
694940094001_5721790252001_5721784065001-vs.jpg
"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,

A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.

But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.

One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.

The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.

Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.

The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.

Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”

>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51883
51884 51900
>>51880
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?


Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51884
51885
>>51883
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51885
51886 51887
>>51882
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51886
>>51885
*hugs*
"Me need to ask about negros anyway."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51887
51888
>>51878
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future

>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"

Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51888
51889
>>51887
Cheers
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51889
51891 51892
>>51888
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51890
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51891
51892 51895
>>51889
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd

"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51892
51893 51895
>>51889
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51893
51894
>>51892
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51894
51896 51898
>>51893
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51895
>>51892
*salutes back*
"Me like you taking interest in my job.*
>>51891
*thumbs up*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51896
51897
>>51894
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51897
51898
>>51896
Error, incorrect materials for Invisibility.
Error, wand is already functional.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51898
51933
>>51894
Also, did you see my question about making Snek a ranger and not a rouge?
>>51897
Wand is already functional?
Torc shoves Snek away from the screen
"Damn it, if you want one fine. Let me see what we need and you can go get it."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51899
51901 51910
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.

He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51900
>>51883
>mill
>flower vendor
Interdasting.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51901
51902 51910
>>51899
So you told them what they wanted to hear?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51902
51903
>>51901
Primarily. And in part Trumpaladin told them what he wanted them to want to hear
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51903
51904 51910
>>51902
Do you intend on followng through.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51904
51906 51908
>>51903
Absolutely
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51905
Afk for a bit (business)
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51906
>>51904
We'll see
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51907
51911
*feeds birds*
*clean fluff*
*brushes feathers*
*hugs*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51908
51910
>>51904
*roman salute*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51909
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51910
51944
>>51903
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men

Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate

Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)

Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.

If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.

If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.

If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.

if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.

Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate

>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51911
51912
>>51907
>"Hugs to me?"

>"Maybe you want to go to the flowershop and do a search check for clues?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51912
51913
>>51911
How would he know about the flower shop?

Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51913
51914 51915
>>51912
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51914
51915 51916
>>51913
Stop meta gaming.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51915
51916 51919
>>51913
I was going to do it when the opportunity showed itself.
Imma quit trying to craft shit and have Tracy spend most of her days with her angels again.
>>51914
Also this.
GTyOx
?
No.51916
51917 51918
>>51914
Or the Ghestapo could tell Infernius. That works too

>>51915
Fine, I'll stop giving suggestions. Jesus. Even though Tracy never tells anyone anything so these clues would just go to waste if she misses something someone else might pick up
\r
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51917
>>51916
How would they know about it?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51918
51922 51923
>>51916
She has no reason to tell.
Stay in character He doesn't know anything.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51919
51920
>>51915
Would tracy know about it though?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51920
51921
>>51919
I just rolled to gather info, and got those clues in response, so yes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51921
51924
>>51920
Share the info, dont act like a kike.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51922
>>51918
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51923
51926
>>51918
He doesn't. I was just trying to give a suggestion on what to do with it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51924
51925 51926
>>51921
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51925
51938
>>51924
Is "people are disappearing" not interesting enough to tell others?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51926
51927
>>51924
>>51924
>>51923
>>51923
>>51924
Talk it over in character

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51927
51928
>>51926
He can't
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51928
51929 51930
>>51927
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51929
51931 51932
>>51928
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51930
>>51928
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know

I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51931
51934
>>51929
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51932
51934
>>51929
Find a "reason" to come back.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51933
52024
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51934
51935
>>51931
Shit might not even be significant
Your character is preoccupied. Wait and see what happens.
>>51932
I wanna search the flower shop first.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51935
>>51934
Okay, but don't bitch about meta-gaming if I make a commenting post
PHGLm
?
No.51936
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
PHGLm
?
No.51937
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51938
51939
>>51925
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.

PHGLm
?
No.51939
51940 51941 51944
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51940
>>51939
Did not mean to roll
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51941
51942 51944
>>51939
Aside from the crowd who is still excited from Trump's speech, nothing seems pressing.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51942
51944
>>51941
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51943
52024
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
GTyOx
?
No.51944
51945
[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910

In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.

Rolling sense motive

>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51945
51946 51950
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51946
51947 51950
>>51945
Hmmm...

Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51947
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51948
51949 51950
I want to go to Durpistan and make my cult soon.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51949
51951
>>51948
I thought Tracy is taking a nap
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51950
51951
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.

But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant

>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51951
51952
>>51949
Now she is sleeping, but she is still dreaming.
>>51950
[ambitious Blackguard snoring]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51952
51953 51957
>>51951
Infernius's waifu sort of converted religions for him...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51953
51954
*curls up in fluff-pile*
>>51952
So romantic.
You should try it.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51954
51955
>>51953
Trumpaladin has a religion
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51955
51956
>>51954
Tracy is starting one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51956
51958
>>51955
>starting
Convert to football
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51957
51959 51960
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51958
51960 51961
>>51956
She'd be a shit Blackguard/Assassin if she worshipped football.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51959
51962
1517701590048.png
>>51957
Dawwwwww
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51960
51961
>>51957
>It's all about love
*sigh*

>>51958
Football is astonishingly flexible
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51961
51963
>>51958
Tracy is a blackguard. Part of her role is to spread the impure arts.
Maybe I'll make it a school.
>>51960
Football isn't ebil though.
Blackguards are supposed to spread ebil.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51962
>>51959
>Recolor
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51963
51965
>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51964
51977
1503633773018.gif
It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius

*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*

Oh well
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51965
ZRWPW.jpg
f548d86b9c7c17bb176687c4e6de6675.jpg
>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51966
51967
Games_0c4674_6315837.jpg
May as well rise to the occasion then
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51967
51968
>>51966
Alright, but no metafaggotry.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51968
23b.jpg
>>51967
No promises
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51969
bd5d6fd7f12682222e6a0725271578cc.jpg
b5d.png
MmdVbBR.jpg
PEIgFC6.jpg
jjPPhdc.jpg
Suffer not the heretic to live
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51970
51971
>talks smack about not harming eachother's followers
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51971
51972
BtEmgjJ.jpg
>>51970

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51972
51973
>>51971
Do you unironically want to make this shit open season on squishy NPCs?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51973
>>51972
No, just warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51974
2a6.png
8ad.png
8HcUPv8.jpg
12z5si.jpg
hqdefault (1).jpg
Damn I love these memes
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51975
51976
ec6.png
@51973
>warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51976
51981
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51977
51984
>>51964
Dont worry,no shit storm on you.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51978
51979 51984
Reeeeee the rabbit won't work
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51979
>>51978
>>51978
>>51978
This
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51980
51982
Yeah, it disco'd me and now I can't get back in
PHGLm
?
No.51981
51987
1482762237936.jpg
>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51982
51983
>>51980
Wut?
Did you get shoahed?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51983
>>51982
Its looking that way. One sec
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51984
51985
>>51978
>>51977

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51985
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*

"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51986
51988
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
PHGLm
?
No.51987
1443576066821.jpg
>>51981
>putting things in other PCs mouths

\r
PHGLm
?
No.51988
(You).png
>>51986
(You)
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51989
51991 51992
Hmmmm. It looks like I've been shoah'd
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51990
51993
It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51991
>>51989
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51992
51994
the-goyim-know-shut-it-down-jew-walkie-talkie.jpg
>>51989
Did they give any reason?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51993
>>51990
>>51990
Uh... should one of us host something? I'm going through withdrawals
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51994
>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51995
Wait, there it goes

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51996
Stream is back up
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51997
51998 52000 52024
Making monks worse uploaded this onto dungeonsndrags but was told_c6b234_6488999.jpg
Gako oventif ofrub cuetab_1070d0_6485850.jpg
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51998
51999 52000
1510725277713.png
>>51997
>Ebola as a main weapon
Sounds fun
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51999
52001 52002
>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52000
52011
>>51997
>>51998
I want one as a pet meme
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52001
52002 52004 52024
>>51999
What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil kidding
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52002
52004 52005 52007
>>51999
I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001
Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52003
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52004
>>52001
It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002
Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52005
52006
>>52002
I need more strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52006
>>52005
>>52005
The rabbit is back up!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52007
52008
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52008
52009
>>52007
I could go for a willing deformity though..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52009
52010
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52010
52012
>>52009
It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52011
52026
40b.png
>>52000
Put up an ad for a cohort.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52012
52013
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52013
52014
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52014
52015 52017
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52015
52016
>>52014
How would you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52016
52018
Saints-Row-The-Third-3-Dildo-Bat-Weapon-Stick.jpg
>>52015

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52017
52019
>>52014
How?

Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52018
52019
>>52016
That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52019
>>52017
>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
For example
>>52018
I just felt like posting it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52020
52021
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52021
>>52020
'Night
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52024
52025 52027
>>51943
>I missed the movie
Why live
>>51933
Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997
Kek
>>52001
Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
LJZcR
?
No.52025
52027
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52026
52028
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
C6gcl
?
No.52027
52028 52053
[1d20 = 4]
>>52024
>>52025
Rolling to invent nuclear power
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52028
52029
>>52026
>Looking for a red echidna that knows de way
That's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027
>Explodes
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52029
52030
>>52028
>as many planes
That seems dangerous.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52030
52031
>>52029
Sounds like fun to me.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52031
52032
>>52030
Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52032
52033
>>52031
Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
C6gcl
?
No.52033
[1d20 = 20]
>>52032
We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
PHGLm
?
No.52034
52035
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
C6gcl
?
No.52035
52036
[1d20 = 7]
>>52034
Assisting
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52036
52037
>>52035
Can invent cars but not milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52037
52038
>>52036
You gotta invent gasoline too though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52038
52045
>>52037
Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
PHGLm
?
No.52039
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
RQytK
?
No.52040
52042
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
Anonymous
RQytK
?
No.52041
Okay, I'm done.
C6gcl
?
No.52042
52043
[1d20 = 17]
>>52040
Rolling to invent fanta
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52043
52044 52045
>>52042
>Invents orange juice
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52044
>>52043
The most natsoc drink there is.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52045
52050
>>52038
Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043
>brushes teeth
>chugs OJ
BK2bC
?
No.52046
52050 52051
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52047
^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52048
52049
>All this rolling cancer
LJZcR
?
No.52049
[100d20 = 1096]
>>52048
What where you saying?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52050
52051
>>52046
So about the 20.
>>52045
Probably.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52051
52052
>>52050
see >>52046

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52052
52053 52054
>>52051
Yea but 20 though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52053
52056 52057
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52054
Spoilered
>>52052
He did tell you to stop rolling...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52055
52057
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52056
52059
>>52053
Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52057
52058 52059
>>52053
>>52055
And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52058
52060
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52059
>>52056
>>52057
Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52060
52063
>>52058
Stahp. Don't feed the troll
PHGLm
?
No.52061
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52062
52063
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52063
52066
>>52060
Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062
Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52064
52066
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52065
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52066
52067 52068 52069
bones.jpg
>>52063
Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064
>doots politely behind Trump
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52067
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"

*delivers beverages to respective parties*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52068
>>52066
Well thats depressing.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52069
52070
>>52066
Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52070
52073
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52071
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52072
52074
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52073
52075 52079
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.

In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52074
>>52072
Can you make me a necklace of ears?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52075
52076 52084
>>52073
Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52076
52077
>>52075
Are you bored with the game?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52077
52078
>>52076
No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52078
52081
>>52077
Can we do that first though?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52079
52084
>>52073
Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52080
52084
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52081
>>52078
I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52082
52085
power_rangers__titan_strike_by_kyuubi_of_the_night.png
anthro_cobra_ranger_by_the_newkid-d5wceck.jpg
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52083
52086
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52084
>>52080
Kek
>>52079
Yay
>>52075
Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52085
>>52082
Thats real fucking disgusting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52086
52087
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52087
>>52086
Probably about an hour from now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52088
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52089
52099
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52090
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52091
52092
FUCK the superbowl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52092
>>52091
I don't watch it either.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52093
52094 52095 52108
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52094
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>52093
All of my This'es
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52095
>>52093
This
Anonymous
/9ntL
?
No.52096
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
/9ntL
?
No.52097
52098
Is rabbit kill?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52098
52105
>>52097
no
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52099
52101 52102
>>52089
Why would i watch the negro football league?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52101
52103 52104
>>52099
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52102
>>52099
Just being considerate
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52103
>>52101
Ikr.
It's a machine of false football.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52104
52109
>>52101
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52105
52106
>>52098
Stopped working for me, for some reason..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52106
>>52105
Its still there, idk

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52107
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52108
52110
>>52093
Same
You guys still watching the movie?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52109
>>52104
This.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52110
>>52108
Yep
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52111
52112 52131
3db4d7c826c3732a7646f1828f107466--lipizzaner-white-horses.jpg
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52112
52113
>>52111
Depends on his riding skill
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52113
52114
>>52112
He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52114
52115
>>52113
Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52115
>>52114
Good to know.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52116
52118 52120
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52117
52119 52125 52133
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52118
52119
>>52116
What?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52119
52121 52122 52133
>>52118
Oh, I get it
>stick head in entertron
>body regenerates
>kill new person
>regenerates again
>kill again
>repeat
>>52117
"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52120
52123
>>52116
*holodeck*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52121
52123
>>52119
"K-ars?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52122
52123
>>52119
GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52123
52124 52126
>>52120
That's right, holodeck gives feats.
>>52122
He did, didn't he
>>52121
"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52124
52126 52129 52133
>>52123
"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52125
52128
>>52117
"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52126
52129
>>52124
>>52123
"Torc,we make one?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52127
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52128
52130
>>52125
"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52129
52135
>>52124
>>52126
"Sure, we had a lot of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52130
52136
>>52128
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52131
52132
>>52111
Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52132
52134
ac58797cd45fc2aa4f69a114cab55ea6--george-hamilton-animal-paintings.jpg
>>52131
forgot painting
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52133
>>52117
"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?"

>>52119
"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?"

>>52124
"Uh huh"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52134
52137
>>52132
>riderless black
Reeeee
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52135
>>52129
"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52136
>>52130
"The black ones?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52137
52138
eb5434d195002b7884a8823fa6d7327b--lipizzaner-andalusian-horse.jpg
Airs-Above-the-Ground.jpg
ccb657d8c1b19d42778747848a6e28a2--jumping-horses-dressage-horses.jpg
4d529bf18dda08f653d710ea03284a34--s-lippizaner.jpg
>>52134
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52138
52139 52140 52156
>>52137
Thats cool as fuck.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52139
52142
e5754b0491dc0c179681c60b3a133eca.jpg
6f89b096-ee07-11e6-b160-fe23d6a9b5dd.jpeg
Nature_KaprioleSpanischeHofreitschule_t800.jpg
6ae3e10c1c74fd183c0fc3375deb597c--spanish-riding-school-vienna-lipizzaner.jpg
lipizzaner.png
>>52138
Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.
>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52140
52141 52143
>>52138
"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52141
52144
>>52140
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52142
52145
>>52139
Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52143
>>52140
"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52144
52145
>>52141
>Tracy is trained as a performing animal
I'm sorry, what?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52145
52146
5e251d913046ac3a69ae9bc3b69ff419.jpg
>>52142
Ikr
>>52144
Do it, faggot!
GTyOx
?
No.52146
52147
[1d20+10 = 30]
>>52145
Uh... okay...

Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform

Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52147
52148
article-2216845-1578903F000005DC-804_964x654.jpg
>>52146
>tfw
We horse-acrobat nao
GTyOx
?
No.52148
52149
1503322901458-2.png
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll

Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
PHGLm
?
No.52149
52150 52151
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>52148
Tracy does her best to put on a show
Tumbling to put on a performance
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52150
>>52149
>a 38
That'll work

"Yippee Kiyay!"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52151
lipizzaner.jpg
>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52152
52153
Port Barry is a fairly prosperous city, right?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52153
52154
>>52152
It's more prosperous now than a few months ago, but it started in a not-so-great position
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52154
52155
e601be4a-0039-11e3-aa70-e809d74b6fa9.jpg
>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52155
article-2216845-15789036000005DC-897_964x642.jpg
>>52154
That's over time though.
With routine performances, you can earn quite the reputation.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52156
52157
>>52138
Horses in general are cool as fuck.
Like jousting, those horses are fucking huge
GTyOx
?
No.52157
52158
[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin

>>52156
They are neat animals
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52158
52159
>>52157
>14
Aww. He'll get her next time
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52159
52160
Spoilered
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52160
52161
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though

>Implying feral is faggotry
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52161
52163 52165
Spoilered
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52162
52164
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52163
52166 52167
>>52161
*Pumps Payment into Pony... In an almost coerced way*

I love Etheross
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52164
52166 52167
>>52162
"Death?"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52165
52168
9c0.jpg
>>52161

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52166
52167 52168
Spoilered
>>52163
Indeed.
>>52164
Oh yeah, Infernius never met her.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52167
>>52163
And so, the party's presidential paladin proficiently pumped payment into plump pony pussy post-preformance.
>>52164
"My GF, I think."
>>52166
Thats hawt
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52168
Spoilered
>>52165
This so much

>>52166
Horses are such beautiful creatures

ECMajor is another great
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52170
52171
>>52169
Why you taunt me with this?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52171
>>52170
>[poof]
*vigorously ride trains hoo-man*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52172
52173 52174
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT

But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52173
>>52172
kek
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52174
52177
>>52172
*licks face*
*humping intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52175
Are we still crawling tonight?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52176
52178 52179
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52177
52180
>>52174
*Rides harder*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52178
52182
>>52176
I'd like to get Mr. Snek to a LVL 1 ranger soon, so I'm ready
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52179
I6RSuuf.gif
>>52176
Did you think of what I asked earlier?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52180
52181
>>52177
*kisses while bucking*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52181
>>52180
*Kisses back slobbering horsey*

*Giddies up*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52182
>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52183
52184
It looks like Infernius isn't here though...
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52184
52185
>>52183
*continues riding horse*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52185
52187 52189
>>52184
*hasn't stopped bucking intensely*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52186
52188
CharacterSheetTorc&Snek.txt
Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52187
52190
>>52185
*slaps horse rump*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52188
52191 52194
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52189
52190 52192
the power of cage compels you.gif
>>52185
*plot oscillates hypnotically*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52190
>>52187
>>52189

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52191
52193 52195
>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52192
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*

"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52193
52196
>>52191
Kek

"Like you haven't seen us before!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52194
52195
>>52188
How did the town like Brad and Tracy's Performance?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52195
52197
>>52191
That makes sense.
Thez and Infernius also learn that the knee-grows do not often venture outside their continent, as they are not well regarded outside their own culture.
>>52194
What's Tracy's Dex and Perform?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52196
>>52193
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52197
52198
>>52195
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52198
52206
>>52197
I see. You can also apply both skills to a comprehesive performance btw.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52199
52200 52201
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52200
52206
>>52199
"Reeeee! I only have a +35 on Diplomacy"

*Still humping horsey*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52201
52202
>>52199
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52202
52204 52218
>>52201
Yes, spell creation
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52203
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*

"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
LJZcR
?
No.52204
52205 52207
[1d20+39 = 47]
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52205
52207 52216
>>52204
The "stop stabbing yourself" spell?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52206
52208 52216
>>52198
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52207
52216
>>52204
Quite. Meme with words.
>>52205
Kek this
>inb4 the party opens a traveling circus act

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52208
52209 52210 52211 52216
>>52206
Oh I'm not here to entertain

>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea

>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52209
>>52208
The Entertainment checks are used to build reputation and attract useful NPCs.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52210
>>52208
>evil purposes
Wait, what?
That's my thing! Reeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52211
52212
>>52208
Evil? Did I miss something?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52212
52213
1517311597957.png
>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon

>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52213
52214
>>52212
Its still Trump Good desu
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52214
52217
462.jpg
>>52213
What else could he possibly be? Good is still Trump
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52216
52220
>>52205
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52217
52219
>>52214
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52218
52220
>>52202
What kinds of spells can you create?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52219
>>52217
Kek, this is perfect

Praise American
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52220
52221
>>52216
Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
>alliteration
Yes you are ^_^
>>52218
You? None. Torcuil however, IDK
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52221
52224 52228
>>52220
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52222
52223 52248
PRAISE EPONA
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52223
>>52222
>Music
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52224
>>52221
NO
>Doots in legion
GTyOx
?
No.52225
52226 52227
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse

his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52226
52227 52232
>>52225
*low, frightening growl*
*continues pumping paladin with predatory vigor*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52227
52231 52232
>>52226
Prancing predatory pastel periwinkle pony...
>>52225
We need more
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52228
52229 52237
>>52221
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52229
52230
>>52228
Stop
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52230
52232
>>52229
*pounds paladin penis with puffy pony pussy*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52231
52233 52234 52237
>>52227
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52232
>>52226
>>52230
I feel like there's a spell for this

>>52227
Eh, I guess I can take more now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52233
>>52231
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52234
52235
>>52231
*moves Vanderiem away from succubus horse*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52235
52236
>>52234
*locks jaws and moans into mouth*
[unintelligible whinnying]
>'I love you so much, Flashy!'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52236
>>52235
>>52235
*wrestles with demon horse, grabbing her cheek and teats*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52237
52239
>>52228
I feel like Transform or Polymorph would work.
>>52231
Vandereim the Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, Marvelous, mysterious, Monumental, Most Metaphsically Magnificent Bastard
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52238
52239
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52239
52240 52311
>>52237
Something like Polymorph Any Object, only it includes Su and Ex abilities, like Shapechange.
>>52238
And Majestic.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52240
52241
>>52239
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52241
52242
>>52240
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52242
52244
>>52241
*pets*
>"who's a pretty pony"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52243
52245
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52244
52245
>>52242
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52245
52246 52251
>>52243
Is Pony the Paladin's Partner?

>>52244
>"Good horsey"
*wiggles inside horsey*
>"You'll be ridden much more"
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52246
52247 52249
>>52245
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52247
52250
eQoB90f.gif
>>52246
*And thus he rides*

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52248
>>52222
Checked
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52249
52250
>>52246
"fuck, what have I gotten myself into"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52250
52252
8ca.jpg
>>52247
>'When we finally settle down to raise our foals, I want to buy up a vast, lush, green, private meadow, so you can ride me there every day. I want to carry you too and from your golfing sessions and watch our foals chase each other in through the fields.'
>>52249
>[DOOT]

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52251
52253
>>52245
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52252
52254
>>52250
"hahaha"
*nervous laughter*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52253
>>52251
Night dude, see ya. We didn't get much done, but I think it'll be better even still
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52254
52255
>>52252
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52255
52256
>>52254
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52256
52257
>>52255
*Stares back*
"Neigh." she coos softly
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52257
52258
>>52256
"Neigh what, pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52258
52259
>>52257
"~Nothing." she giggles out, her eyes gleaming
*nuzzles*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52259
52260
>>52258
*nuzzles back*
halp
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52260
52261
>>52259
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52261
52262
>>52260
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52262
52263
>>52261
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52263
52264
>>52262
"But Pony, I am not sure I have much more to give"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52264
52265
>>52263
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
GTyOx
?
No.52265
52266 52268
[1d20 = 15]
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
GTyOx
?
No.52266
52267 52268
[3d20 = 31]
>>52265
more dice!

*pounds pony*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52267
>>52266
>1
*ejaculates when not intending
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52268
52269
>>52265
"~AYE!"
>>52266
"Pfft!
You're so cute, Flashy."
GTyOx
?
No.52269
52270
[4d20 = 39]
>>52268
Rub horse teats!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52270
52271
>>52269
>crit
*milks a little bit*
GTyOx
?
No.52271
52272
[4d20 = 43]
>>52270
BELLY WUBS!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52272
>>52271
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*

GTyOx
?
No.52274
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52275
52276
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52276
52277
>>52275
Reeeeeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52277
52278
>>52276
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52278
52279
>>52277
*casts necessary cure spells on self*

"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52279
52280
>>52278
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52280
52281
>>52279
*sighs, but hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52281
52282
>>52280
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52282
52283
>>52281
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52283
52284
>>52282
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52284
52285
>>52283
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52285
52286
>>52284
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52286
52287
>>52285
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52287
>>52286
*curls up around paladin*
*drifts off to sleep*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52288
52290
*puts thez in pocket*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52290
52294
>>52288
>sleepily pokes head out
"Hmmmm,... need covfefe,"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52294
52296
>>52290
*walks to mess area*
*orders covfefe*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52295
52296
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.

*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52296
52297 52298
bones.png
>>52295
>revenge sex
>>52294
>Bones doots dootifully and swiftly prepares a pot and proffers two cups.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52297
52298 52304
>>52296
I forget what covfefe soes but ill drink it anyway.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52298
52299
>>52296
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52299
52306
>>52298
Trumpaladin should probably quit drinking covfefe

*finishes pony*
BK2bC
?
No.52300
52302
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52302
52303
>>52300
"What so funny?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52303
52307
>>52302
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52304
52305
>>52297
Roll 1d100
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52305
>>52304
This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52306
>>52299
One last cup wouldn't hurt.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52307
52308
>>52303
"Uh Ana are you okay?"
*sips covfefe*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52308
52309
>>52307
*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52309
52310
>>52308
And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52310
52313
>>52309
I've got the time
>watching
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52311
52312
>>52239
What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52312
52314
>>52311
Jesus Christ you're back on this again
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52313
52315
>>52310
You watching too?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52314
52315 52316
27021181_1712123725517787_7731709046296611148_o.jpg
>>52312
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52315
52317 52318 52319
>>52313
Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in
>>52314
>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"
You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
Anonymous
uCAMc
?
No.52316
image.png
>>52314
Uh huh. I call bullshit
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52317
>>52315
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52318
52323 52324
>>52315
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52319
52320 52322
>>52315
Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52320
52329
>>52319
You mean the video?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52322
52324
>>52319
Maybe the anger would.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52323
>>52318
Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52324
52330 52333
>>52318
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52325
52326 52327
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
Anonymous
uCAMc
?
No.52326
image.gif
>>52325
Reeeee no spoilers!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52327
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>52325
>Wights
Wights are spoopy asf.
Winterwights and Lavawights are even cooler.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52328
52331 52332
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52329
52330
>>52320
Yes.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52330
52331
>>52329
see >>52324

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52331
52334 52339
>>52330
>>52328
Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52332
>>52328
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52333
52335 52339
>>52321
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52334
52338 52341
>>52331
and everything Semitic inside port barry. Yes including the diamond monger.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52335
52336
>>52333
https://youtu.be/27UvzDRiLAc
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52336
52337
>>52335
No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
Thanks anon.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52337
>>52336
Genocide now!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52338
52342
>>52334
How many shekels per day does he produce anyway?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52339
52340 52344 52349
>>52331
Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?
>>52333
>trade
No
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52340
>>52339
An eye for an eye.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52341
52343
>>52334
Stay away from our shekel farmer
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52342
52344
>>52338
i dont care about his sheckles
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52343
>>52341
No
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52344
52348
>>52339
Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?
>>52342
Just wondering.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52345
52346
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52346
52347
>>52345
"Yes, Flashy?"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52347
52350
>>52346
"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52348
52350
>>52344
Can Tracy cast wish?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52349
52351 52352
>>52339
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52350
52352 52353
>>52347
I can't remember how many ranks atm.
"Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can try.. What do you need?"
>>52348
I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52351
>>52349
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52352
>>52349
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.

Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52353
52354 52355 52356 52359
>>52350
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52354
>>52353
Kike enabler i will track them down
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52355
52360 52392
1198179__grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_apple bloom_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_black and white_gore_grayscale_monochrome.jpeg
>>52353
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52356
52357
>>52353
And stop fucking meta gaming
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52357
>>52356
This, desu.
Anonymous
MrNGV
?
No.52358
52359 52361 52365
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52359
52360 52387 52392
>>52353
>the authorities
"What authorities?"
>>52358
Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52360
>>52355
kek
>>52359
>meta-chess
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52361
52362 52363 52387
>>52358
Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52362
52387
>>52361
This.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52363
52364 52366
>>52361
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52364
>>52363
kek
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52365
>>52358
*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52366
52367 52368
>>52363
"Ish yur lub"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52367
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
BK2bC
?
No.52368
[1d100 = 62]
>>52366
Infernius may suffer a different effect.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52369
52370
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52370
>>52369
Fair enough
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52371
52374
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52372
52373
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52373
52375
>>52372
Answer; no one asked a question.
>inb4 metafagging a way out of it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52374
>>52371
*thumbs up*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52375
>>52373
Ok i dont say that then.
PHGLm
?
No.52376
52377 52378
lipizzan-stallion-show.jpg
[1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52377
>>52376
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
Anonymous
MrNGV
?
No.52378
52379 52380 52381 52382 52386 52436
>>52376
don't think I don't know what you're doing
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52379
>>52378
How so?

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52380
>>52378
Seriously, what are you talking about?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52381
>>52378
?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52382
>>52378
It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52383
52384 52385
Later folks
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52384
>>52383
See 'ya.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52385
It_Was_Me__Dio!.jpg.cf_20180205062822970.jpg
>>52383
Later m8
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52386
52390
>>52378
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tell me what's wrong!
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52387
52388 52390
>>52361
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.

Fuck off
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52388
52389
>>52387
Not again...

>seriously considers loosing 2 levels, putting me at a disadvantaged
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52389
52391
>>52388
>same
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52390
52392
>>52386
>>52387

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52391
>>52389
What are you multiclassing in?
GTyOx
?
No.52392
52393 52400
>>52355
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"

>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52393
52394 52396
>>52392
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52394
52395 52404
>>52393
Yeah no shit
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52395
52404
>>52394
What's wrong, m8?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52396
52397
>>52393
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52397
>>52396
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52398
52399
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...

What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52399
52401
>>52398
>Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
I doubt.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52400
52402
>>52392
Fuck off
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52401
>>52399
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52402
52403 52404
>>52400
It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52403
>>52402
No its not
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52404
>>52402
>>52395
>>52394

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52405
52406
How often do you get feats?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52406
>>52405
Every three levels, some classes gib moar.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52408
52409
>>52407
Eh, I'll take it.
I'm really regretting Great Wisdom though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52409
52410 52411
>>52407
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.


LJZcR
?
No.52410
[15d4 = 40]
>>52409
YES I CAN GIVE IT UP
I didn't know that though.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52411
52414
>>52409
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52414
52415
>>52411
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52415
52420
>>52414
"On second thought, never mind"
*pets petite pastel periwinkle pony politely*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52416
52417
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52417
52418 52420
>>52416
Why give up levels if you want to multiclass? It's not going to make it that much easier
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52418
52419
>>52417
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52419
>>52418
What? Why? It's not that much faster
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52420
52421
>>52415
Trumpadalin tenderly touches Tracy
>>52417
Cause I never understood/asked for Theurge, and wanna keep it at two classes.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52421
52422 52423
>>52420
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52422
52424
>>52421
What would you do with Tracy otherwise?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52423
>>52421
RIP in peace
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52424
>>52422
Duelist.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52426
52428 52472
5762793541_d24443775b_b.jpg
>>52425
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52427
>>52425
Why U delet?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52428
52429
Spoilered
>>52426
>slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52429
52430
1451080774265.jpg
2kQogTB.jpg
1445713783920.jpg
510.jpg
>>52428
Exactly.
>tfw 11 Char
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52430
52431
>>52429
*hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52431
52432
>>52430
*hugs hoo-man*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52432
52433
>>52431
*Snek hugs Torc too hard*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52433
52434
192690d1495809641-different-kind-snake-gun-snake-gun..jpg
>>52432
Careful there, m8.
Don't tread on Snek.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52434
>>52433
Torc begins to turn a shade of blue
"I... can't... breathe..."
Snkk thnn loosens the hug
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52436
>>52435
Tell me what >>52378 was about.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52437
52439 52441
Are Outsiders subject to Death by Massive Damage?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52439
52440
>>52437
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52440
52441
>>52438
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52441
>>52440
>>52437
Most fiends have pretty high fortitude saves anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52442
52443 52444
Goodnight fellas
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52443
>>52442
Awww, g'night
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52444
52445
1515830840900.png
>>52442
Goodnight
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52445
>>52444
*Drags paladin off for a nap*
*Sleeps*
PHGLm
?
No.52446
52447 52448
[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52447
52449
>>52446
>3 gp in a week
Huzzah!
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52448
52450
>>52446
"Is it chocolate?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52449
>>52447
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
PHGLm
?
No.52450
52451
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>52448
Bluff
"It's white chocolate."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52451
52452
>>52450
"Here take 30 gold and gibe chocolate milk."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52452
52454
>>52451
"Thank you for your service, fine Sir."
*tips hat and waves*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52453
52457 52458 52514 52691
I love this game/community.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52454
52455
>>52452
"Good day, Madame sentry."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52455
52456
>>52454
"Have a nice day at the Cathedral, Lord Preston."
*polite bow*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52456
>>52455
*roman salutes*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52457
52458
>>52453
Same
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52458
52459 52514
>>52457
>>52453
I feel a close bond with everyone involved.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52459
52460
50107__safe_applejack_derpy hooves_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_dem feels_feels_female_mare_meme_pegasus_pony_that feel.jpg
>>52458
>mfw
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52460
52461 52463
1517284677734.jpg
>>52459
>best pony isnt in the pic.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52461
52462 52464
377066__safe_solo_derpy hooves_text_wallpaper_sad_muffin_feels_derpygate_disembodied thoughts.jpeg
>>52460
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52462
>>52461
Poor derpy, i still love her.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52463
52466
>>52460
But Derpy is literally right in the middle
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52464
52465
754152__safe_derpy hooves_the last roundup_animated_cinemare sins_comparison_derpygate_drama_drama bait_female_mare_op is a duck_op is trying to start .gif
>>52461
>(((moderate audio alterations)))
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52465
52467
>>52464
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE IN HASBRO!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52466
>>52463
This
Holy shit..
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52467
52468
222354__safe_artist-colon-strangiesleepy_derpy hooves_crying_derpygate_eraser_erasing_female_hand_mare_monochrome_pegasus_pony_sad_sketch.png
>>52465
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52468
52469
>>52467
>SJEWS
FTFY
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52469
52470
>>52468
Do you know a way for non-spellcasters to efficiently shed 45,000 XP?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52470
52471 52472
>>52469
you could give it up like thez did. Why do you wanna get rid of that much xp?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52471
52473 52475
>>52470
I've made no progress in playing a Blackguard, and I'd rather start over.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52472
>>52470
See >>52426

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52473
52474 52475
>>52471
Post your character sheet
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52474
52475
>>52473
I don't have it with me. I've been using my phone for days now.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52475
52476
>>52471
yea you could give that xp up.
>>52474
I know the feel.
>>52473
Did you watch hellstorm?

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52476
52477 52514
072aa214e3f618786d2058ce59a52a86.jpg
>>52475
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52477
52480
>>52476
you shouldn't have to use those.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52478
52479 52506
1489433459558.gif
>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52479
52481
>>52478
If you find my .txt pls post it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52480
52482
650a06e9ade38a23df173616171e8755.jpg
>>52477
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52481
52483
>>52479
I'll look tonight
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52482
52484
>>52480
seems like thez would like those desu.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52483
52485 52506
>>52481
Hey did you watch hellstorm?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52484
claw_demon_by_4rtt5ty.png
>>52482
They're pretty awesome weapons too.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52485
52486
>>52483
I haven't. Meaning to watch it today.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52486
52487
>>52485
Do you know about the bombing of Dresden?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52487
52488
>>52486
More or less. Would love to learn more details though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52488
>>52487
You will learn alot from watching it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52489
52492
I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52490
52491 52691