Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>51838 →
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools
>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools
>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
>>51845
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
>>51849
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
>>51848
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon
>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon
>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
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Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone
*flies in heroically on Fae*
*flies in heroically on Fae*
>>51853
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
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>>51866
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
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*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
>>51877
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
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"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”
>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”
>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
>>51880
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?
>>51883
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
>>51882
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
>>51878
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future
>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future
>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
>>51889
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
>>51889
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
>>51892
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
>>51893
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
>>51894
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
Afk for a bit (business)
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
>>51903
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate
>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate
>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
>>51911
How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
>>51912
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
>>51918
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
>>51921
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
>>51928
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
>>51928
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
>>51929
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
>>51925
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
>>51941
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
>>51945
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
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>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
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It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
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>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
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May as well rise to the occasion then
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Suffer not the heretic to live
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Damn I love these memes
@51973
>warning
>warning
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
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>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
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It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
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>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Wait, there it goes
Stream is back up
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I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
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>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
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>>52014
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Okay, I'm done.
^_^
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
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>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
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>>>/test/
>>52099
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
>>52101
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
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Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
>>52128
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
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>>52134
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
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>>52140
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
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[1d20+10 = 30]
>>52145
Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
>>52145
Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
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[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
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>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
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>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
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[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
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>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
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Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
So are we gonna do anything?
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
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>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
>>52195
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
>>52199
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
[1d20+39 = 47]
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52198
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
>>52206
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
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>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52205
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
>>52214
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
>>52220
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52221
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
>>52227
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
>>52231
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
>>52240
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
Alright, I promise I'm done now
>>52242
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
>>52245
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
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>>52245
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
>>52252
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
>>52254
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
>>52259
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
>>52260
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
>>52261
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
>>52263
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
[1d20 = 15]
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
>>52271
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
>>52276
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
>>52277
*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
>>52278
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
>>52280
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
>>52281
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
>>52282
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
>>52283
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
>>52284
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
>>52285
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
>>52296
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
>>52302
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
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>>52312
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
>>52315
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>>52315
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
>>52318
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
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Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
>>52328
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
>>52321
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
>>52339
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
>>52349
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
>>52349
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
>>52350
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
>>52353
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>>52361
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
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[1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>>52376
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
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>>52361
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52355
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52392
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>>52393
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
>>52396
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52399
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
>>52407
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
>>52409
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
>>52411
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
>>52417
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
>>52420
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
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>>52425
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>52425
Why U delet?
Why U delet?
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>>52437
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
>>52438
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
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[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
Profession check to sell own milk.
>>52447
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
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>>52460
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
>>52465
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
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>>52475
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
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>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
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>>52477
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
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I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
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