Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
>>51838 →I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare
somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools
>>51839 →Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
>>51845>lose the day altogetherWhat does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leadersThere are guilds?
>>51846Then he loses anything from that day
>guildsWhy wouldn't there be?
>>51845Well, if the party intends to return to the dungeon, Tracy won't have the option of forging mining tools, not yet at least.
>>51846Maybe not as organized as guilds, but tradesmen would organize nonetheless. I suppose they might have actual guilds, I hadn't thought of that.
>>51848What kind of guildsmen?
Any requisitions? Bounties? Monster-slaying requests?
>>51849Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
>>51848Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon
>>51849Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
>>51843>Not posting the good one.>>51845Ill let you talk but i get to go first.
>>51851>requestI mean an official request
I wanna be a hitman.
>>51852I try to post a different one every time.
Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone
*flies in heroically on Fae*
>>51855Nigger this is my speech.
>>51853No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
>>51855>play the gameTracy hides in her room and Astral Projects into a random lower plane, just to see what it feels like.
>>51856YEAH!
>>51859Tracy can't Astral project
>>51860Don't intentionally try to piss me off
>>51861She can transform at least once per day.
>>51862There is no need to be upset.
>>51863She cannot astral project
>>51860Are you
trying to wake up in the entertron? You'll still be hungry,....
>>51864You are deliberately trying to make me ban you
>>51867Wouldn't she just wake up in her body once her other body is destroyed?
>>51868That is by no means any reason for a ban.
>>51866Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
>>51867>9 WisDo it anyway.
*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
[1d20+19 = 37]>>51870Good point. I could roleplay that better.
I guess she has no reason to try/do/know it.
>>51859Tracy takes interest at this and continues tio ask around the crowd.
Rolling to Gather Information without drawing suspicion.
>>51873Thank you for cedeing.
>>51875I'm writing a speech
>>51875Should i roll for something? Was it not inspiring enough?
>>51877No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
>>51878Trumpaladin claps at the speech, smiles, and heads towards the podium, thanking Infernius
>>51879"Was me bad at talking?"
>>51873Tracy didn't hear anything after that?
She goes back to the tower to play with her bird.
"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”
>>51880"No, of course not"
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>>51880"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881Before or after
>>51882 ?
>>51883"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
>>51882As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
>>51885*hugs*
"Me need to ask about negros anyway."
>>51878>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deedsTrumpaladin takes careful note for the future
>>51885"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
>>51888*sad Minotuar noises*
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
>>51889Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
>>51889"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
>>51892Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"Yep, no fucking idea.
>>51893Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
>>51892*salutes back*
"Me like you taking interest in my job.*
>>51891*thumbs up*
>>51894Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
>>51896Error, incorrect materials for Invisibility.
Error, wand is already functional.
>>51894Also, did you see my question about making Snek a ranger and not a rouge?
>>51897Wand is already functional?
Torc shoves Snek away from the screen
"Damn it, if you want one fine. Let me see what we need and you can go get it."
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
>>51883>mill>flower vendorInterdasting.
>>51899So you told them what they wanted to hear?
>>51901Primarily. And in part Trumpaladin told them what he wanted them to want to hear
>>51902Do you intend on followng through.
*feeds birds*
*clean fluff*
*brushes feathers*
*hugs*
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
>>51903>>51901>>51899Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate
>>51908*roman salutes in private*
>>51907>"Hugs to me?">"Maybe you want to go to the flowershop and do a search check for clues?"
>>51911How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
>>51912I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
>>51913I was going to do it when the opportunity showed itself.
Imma quit trying to craft shit and have Tracy spend most of her days with her angels again.
>>51914Also this.
>>51914Or the Ghestapo could tell Infernius. That works too
>>51915Fine, I'll stop giving suggestions. Jesus. Even though Tracy never tells anyone anything so these clues would just go to waste if she misses something someone else might pick up
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>>51916How would they know about it?
>>51916She has no reason to tell.
Stay in character He doesn't know anything.
>>51915Would tracy know about it though?
>>51919I just rolled to gather info, and got those clues in response, so yes.
>>51920Share the info, dont act like a kike.
>>51918You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
>>51918He doesn't. I was just trying to give a suggestion on what to do with it
>>51921I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
>>51924Is "people are disappearing" not interesting enough to tell others?
>>51928They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
>>51928Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
>>51929If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
>>51929Find a "reason" to come back.
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's returnAlright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>
>>51931Shit might not even be significant
Your character is preoccupied. Wait and see what happens.
>>51932I wanna search the flower shop first.
>>51934Okay, but don't bitch about meta-gaming if I make a commenting post
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
>>51925Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
[1d20+20 = 29]>>51938Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
>>51939Did not mean to roll
>>51939Aside from the crowd who is still excited from Trump's speech, nothing seems pressing.
>>51941I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
[1d20+27 = 44]>>51941>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with itI would like to reiterate
>>51910In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939>>51942Ah come on!
>>51944Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
>>51945Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
>>51946Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
I want to go to Durpistan and make my cult soon.
>>51948I thought Tracy is taking a nap
>>51945>>51946Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948[sad paladin noises]
>>51949Now she is sleeping, but she is still dreaming.
>>51950[ambitious Blackguard snoring]
>>51951Infernius's waifu sort of converted religions for him...
*curls up in fluff-pile*
>>51952So romantic.
You should try it.
>>51953Trumpaladin has a religion
>>51954Tracy is starting one.
>>51955>startingConvert to football
>>51952That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
>>51956She'd be a shit Blackguard/Assassin if she worshipped football.
>>51957>It's all about love*sigh*
>>51958Football is astonishingly flexible
>>51958Tracy is a blackguard. Part of her role is to spread the impure arts.
Maybe I'll make it a school.
>>51960Football isn't ebil though.
Blackguards are supposed to spread ebil.
>>51961I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
>>51963I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
May as well rise to the occasion then
>>51966Alright, but no metafaggotry.
Suffer not the heretic to live
>talks smack about not harming eachother's followers
>>51971Do you unironically want to make this shit open season on squishy NPCs?
>>51975Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
>>51964Dont worry,no shit storm on you.
Reeeeee the rabbit won't work
Yeah, it disco'd me and now I can't get back in
>>51976>giving groundYou don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
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>>51980Wut?
Did you get shoahed?
>>51982Its looking that way. One sec
>>51984*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
>>51981>putting things in other PCs mouths\r
Hmmmm. It looks like I've been shoah'd
It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
>>51989Did they give any reason?
>>51990>>51990Uh... should one of us host something? I'm going through withdrawals
>>51992Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
>>51997>Ebola as a main weaponSounds fun
>>51998Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
>>51997>>51998I want one as a pet meme
>>51999What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil
kidding
>>51999I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
>>52001It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
>>52002I need more strength.
>>52005>>52005The rabbit is back up!
>>52002You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
>>52007I could go for a willing deformity though..
>>52008I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
>>52009It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
>>52000Put up an ad for a cohort.
>>52010On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
>>52012Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
>>52013Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
>>52014How would
you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
>>52016That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
>>52017>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?For example
>>52018I just felt like posting it.
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
>>51943>I missed the movieWhy live
>>51933Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997Kek
>>52001Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
[1d20+21 = 27]>>52024>and castsMy retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52011Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 4]>>52024>>52025Rolling to invent nuclear power
>>52026>Looking for a red echidna that knows de wayThat's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027>Explodes
>>52028>as many planesThat seems dangerous.
>>52029Sounds like fun to me.
>>52030Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
>>52031Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
[1d20 = 20]>>52032We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
[1d20 = 7]>>52034Assisting
>>52035Can invent cars but not milk.
>>52036You gotta invent gasoline too though.
>>52037Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
[1d20 = 17]>>52040Rolling to invent fanta
>>52042>Invents orange juice
>>52043The most natsoc drink there is.
>>52038Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043>brushes teeth>chugs OJ
[100d20 = 1096]>>52048What where you saying?
>>52046So about the 20.
>>52045Probably.
>>52051Yea but 20 though.
>>52052You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in
>>52027Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it
take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even
begin such a venture?
>>52052He did tell you to stop rolling...
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
>>52053Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
>>52053>>52055And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
>>52057Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
>>52056>>52057Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
>>52058Stahp. Don't feed the troll
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
>>52060Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
>>52063Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064>doots politely behind Trump
>>52066"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
>>52066Well thats depressing.
>>52066Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
>>52069Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
>>52070You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
>>52072Can you make me a necklace of ears?
>>52073Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
>>52075Are you bored with the game?
>>52076No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
>>52077Can we do that first though?
>>52073Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
>>52078I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>52080Kek
>>52079Yay
>>52075Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
>>52082Thats real fucking disgusting.
>>52083Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
>>52086Probably about an hour from now
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
>>52091I don't watch it either.
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
>>52089Why would i watch the negro football league?
>>52099Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
>>52099Just being considerate
>>52101Ikr.
It's a machine of false football.
>>52101If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
>>52098Stopped working for me, for some reason..
>>52105Its still there, idk
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
>>52093Same
You guys still watching the movie?
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
>>52111Depends on his riding skill
>>52112He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
>>52113Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
>>52118Oh, I get it
>stick head in entertron>body regenerates>kill new person>regenerates again>kill again>repeat>>52117"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."
>>52119GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
>>52120That's right, holodeck gives feats.
>>52122He did, didn't he
>>52121"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."
>>52123"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
>>52117"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
>>52124>>52123"Torc,we make one?"
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
>>52125"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
>>52124>>52126"Sure, we had a
lot of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
>>52128"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
>>52111Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
>>52117"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?"
>>52119"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?"
>>52124"Uh huh"
>>52132>riderless blackReeeee
>>52129"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
>>52134That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
>>52137Thats cool as fuck.
>>52138Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.
>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform
>>52138"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
>>52140I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
>>52139Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
>>52140"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
>>52141>Tracy is trained as a performing animalI'm sorry, what?
>>52142Ikr
>>52144Do it, faggot!
[1d20+10 = 30]>>52145Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
>>52146>tfwWe horse-acrobat nao
[1d20+20 = 25]>>52147Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
[1d20+21 = 38]>>52148Tracy does her best to put on a show
Tumbling to put on a performance
>>52149>a 38That'll work
"Yippee Kiyay!"
>>52149Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Port Barry is a fairly prosperous city, right?
>>52152It's more prosperous now than a few months ago, but it started in a not-so-great position
>>52153It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
>>52154That's over time though.
With routine performances, you can earn quite the reputation.
>>52138Horses in general are cool as fuck.
Like jousting, those horses are fucking huge
[1d20+10 = 14]Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156They are neat animals
>>52157>14Aww. He'll get her next time
>>52158>Implying she would've just performed for free[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis>It feels more like a robbery though>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160*collects hard-earned payment>Robbery is her professionJust checking the watersBigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
>>52161*Pumps Payment into Pony... In an almost coerced way*I love Etheross
>>52163Indeed.>>52164Oh yeah, Infernius never met her.
>>52163And so, the party's presidential paladin proficiently pumped payment into plump pony pussy post-preformance.>>52164"My GF,
I think."
>>52166Thats hawt
>>52165This so much
>>52166Horses are such beautiful creatures
ECMajor is another great
>>52169
Why you taunt me with this?
>>52170>[poof]*vigorously ride trains hoo-man*
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
>>52172*licks face*
*humping intensifies*
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
>>52176I'd like to get Mr. Snek to a LVL 1 ranger soon, so I'm ready
>>52176Did you think of what I asked earlier?
>>52177*kisses while bucking*
>>52180*Kisses back slobbering horsey*
*Giddies up*
>>52178Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
It looks like Infernius isn't here though...
>>52183*continues riding horse*
>>52184*hasn't stopped bucking intensely*
Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
>>52185*slaps horse rump*
>>52186Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
>>52185*plot oscillates hypnotically*
>>52188That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
>>52189*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
>>52191Kek
"Like you haven't seen us before!"
>>52188How did the town like Brad and Tracy's Performance?
>>52191That makes sense.
Thez and Infernius also learn that the knee-grows do not often venture outside their continent, as they are not well regarded outside their own culture.
>>52194What's Tracy's Dex and Perform?
>>52193"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
>>52195She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
>>52197I see. You can also apply both skills to a comprehesive performance btw.
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
>>52199"Reeeee! I only have a +35 on Diplomacy"
*Still humping horsey*
>>52199Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
>>52201Yes, spell creation
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
[1d20+39 = 47]>>52202Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselvesIs that how it works?
>>52204The "stop stabbing yourself" spell?
>>52198I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while
skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowdsYou can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
>>52204Quite. Meme with words.
>>52205Kek this
>inb4 the party opens a traveling circus act
>>52206Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposesOkay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussyReeee
>>52208The Entertainment checks are used to build reputation and attract useful NPCs.
>>52208>evil purposesWait, what?
That's my thing!
Reeeeeeeeeee!
>>52208Evil? Did I miss something?
>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon>>52211Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good
*rubs hands*
>>52212Its still Trump Good desu
>>52213What else could he possibly be? Good is still Trump
>>52205More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206>>52208Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performanceI'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
>>52214Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
>>52202What kinds of spells can you create?
>>52217Kek, this is perfect
Praise American
>>52216Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
>alliterationYes you are ^_^
>>52218You? None. Torcuil however, IDK
>>52220>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other dayThis confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDKCan I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
>>52221NO
>Doots in legion
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52225*low, frightening growl*
*continues pumping paladin with predatory vigor*
>>52226Prancing predatory pastel periwinkle pony...
>>52225We need more
>>52221Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
>>52229*pounds paladin penis with puffy pony pussy*
>>52227"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard
sword," Vandereim shouts.
>>52226>>52230I feel like there's a spell for this
>>52227Eh, I guess I can take more now
>>52231>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horsekek
>>52231*moves Vanderiem away from succubus horse*
>>52234*locks jaws and moans into mouth*
[unintelligible whinnying]
>'I love you so much, Flashy!'
>>52235>>52235*wrestles with demon horse, grabbing her cheek and teats*
>>52228I feel like Transform or Polymorph would work.
>>52231Vandereim the Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, Marvelous, mysterious, Monumental, Most Metaphsically Magnificent Bastard
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
>>52237Something like Polymorph Any Object, only it includes Su and Ex abilities, like Shapechange.
>>52238And Majestic.
>>52239F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>52240*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
>>52241*pets*
>"who's a pretty pony"
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
>>52242[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'*shivers with passion*
>>52243Is Pony the Paladin's Partner?
>>52244>"Good horsey"*wiggles inside horsey*
>"You'll be ridden much more"*kisses*
>>52245*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
>>52246*And thus he rides*
>>52246"fuck, what have I gotten myself into"
>>52247>'When we finally settle down to raise our foals, I want to buy up a vast, lush, green, private meadow, so you can ride me there every day. I want to carry you too and from your golfing sessions and watch our foals chase each other in through the fields.'>>52249>[DOOT]
>>52245Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.Night faggots
>>52250"hahaha"
*nervous laughter*
>>52251Night dude, see ya. We didn't get much done, but I think it'll be better even still
>>52252*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
>>52254*humps more and
offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
>>52255*Stares back*
"Neigh." she coos softly
>>52256"Neigh what, pony?"
>>52257"~Nothing." she giggles out, her eyes gleaming
*nuzzles*
>>52258*nuzzles back*
halp
>>52259*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
>>52260*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
>>52261*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
>>52262"But Pony, I am not sure I have much more to give"
>>52263*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"
All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
[1d20 = 15]>>52264That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
[3d20 = 31]>>52265more dice!
*pounds pony*
>>52266>1*ejaculates when not intending
>>52265"~AYE!"
>>52266"Pfft!
You're so cute, Flashy."
[4d20 = 39]>>52268Rub horse teats!
>>52269>crit*milks a little bit*
[4d20 = 43]>>52270BELLY WUBS!!!!
>>52271Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
>>52276"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
>>52277*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
>>52278"We're going to be here
all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
>>52279*sighs, but hugs horsey*
>>52280*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
>>52281"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
>>52282nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
>>52283*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
>>52284>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
>>52285*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
>>52286*curls up around paladin*
*drifts off to sleep*
>>52288>sleepily pokes head out"Hmmmm,... need covfefe,"
>>52290*walks to mess area*
*orders covfefe*
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
>>52295>revenge sex>>52294>Bones doots dootifully and swiftly prepares a pot and proffers two cups.
>>52296I forget what covfefe soes but ill drink it anyway.
>>52296Thez <whooooof> appears full-size
I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297I haven't. ^_^
>>52298Trumpaladin should probably quit drinking covfefe
*finishes pony*
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
>>52302Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
>>52304This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
>>52299One last cup wouldn't hurt.
>>52303"Uh Ana are you okay?"
*sips covfefe*
>>52307*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
>>52308And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
>>52309I've got the time
>watching
>>52239What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
>>52311Jesus Christ you're back on this again
>>52312I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
>>52313Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in
>>52314>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
>>52314Uh huh. I call bullshit
>>52315>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently alteredShoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>>52315GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
>>52315Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
>>52319You mean the video?
>>52319Maybe the anger would.
>>52318Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
>>52318Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple
thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
>>52325Reeeee no spoilers!
>>52325>WightsWights are spoopy asf.Winterwights and Lavawights are even cooler.
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
>>52330>>52328Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
>>52328I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
>>52321GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
>>52331and everything Semitic inside port barry. Yes including the diamond monger.
>>52335No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
Thanks anon.
>>52334How many shekels per day does he produce anyway?
>>52331Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?
>>52333>tradeNo
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
>>52339An eye for an eye.
>>52334Stay away from our shekel farmer
>>52338 i dont care about his sheckles
>>52339Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?
>>52342Just wondering.
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
>>52346"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
>>52344Can Tracy
cast wish?
>>52339Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
>>52347I can't remember how many ranks atm."Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can
try.. What do you need?"
>>52348I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
>>52349She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
>>52349First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
>>52350"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
>>52353Kike enabler i will track them down
>>52353"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
>>52353And stop fucking meta gaming
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>>52353>the authorities"What authorities?"
>>52358Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
>>52355kek
>>52359>meta-chess
>>52358Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
>>52361This.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
>>52361Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
>>52358*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
[1d100 = 62]>>52366Infernius may suffer a different effect.
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
>>52372Answer; no one asked a question.
>inb4 metafagging a way out of it
>>52373Ok i dont say that then.
[1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>>52376don't think I don't know what you're doing
>>52378Seriously, what are you talking about?
>>52378It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
>>52378Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tell me what's wrong!
>>52361>>52359>>52362>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuffAnd Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt.
And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell.
And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52387Not again...
>seriously considers loosing 2 levels, putting me at a disadvantaged
>>52389What are you multiclassing in?
>>52355>>52359I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52392>wait until the issue is "ripe."No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>>52393"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
>>52396"What person?"
>birth registryIdk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52398>Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?I doubt.
>>52399I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.<laughs in claymore
>>52400It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
How often do you get feats?
>>52405Every three levels, some classes gib moar.
>>52407
Eh, I'll take it.
I'm really regretting Great Wisdom though...
>>52407>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>churchThere's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408>Great WisadomThat's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
[15d4 = 40]>>52409YES I CAN GIVE IT UP
I didn't know that though.
>>52409"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
>>52411Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
>>52414"On second thought, never mind"
*pets petite pastel periwinkle pony politely*
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
>>52416Why give up levels if you want to multiclass? It's not going to make it that much easier
>>52417I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
>>52418What? Why? It's not
that much faster
>>52415Trumpadalin tenderly touches Tracy
>>52417Cause I never understood/asked for Theurge, and wanna keep it at two classes.
>>52420I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
>>52421What would you do with Tracy otherwise?
>>52425It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>52426>slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills
>>52428Exactly.
>tfw 11 Char
>>52431*Snek hugs Torc too hard*
>>52432Careful there, m8.
Don't tread on Snek.
>>52433Torc begins to turn a shade of blue
"I... can't... breathe..."
Snkk thnn loosens the hug
>>52435Tell me what
>>52378 was about.
Are Outsiders subject to Death by Massive Damage?
>>52437The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
>>52438Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
>>52440>>52437Most fiends have pretty high fortitude saves anyway.
>>52444*Drags paladin off for a nap*
*Sleeps*
[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
>>52446>3 gp in a weekHuzzah!
>>52446"Is it chocolate?"
>>52447You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
[1d20+20 = 32]>>52448Bluff"It's white chocolate."
>>52450"Here take 30 gold and gibe chocolate milk."
>>52451"Thank you for your service, fine Sir."
*tips hat and waves*
I love this game/community.
>>52452"Good day, Madame sentry."
>>52454"Have a nice day at the Cathedral, Lord Preston."
*polite bow*
>>52457>>52453I feel a close bond with everyone involved.
>>52459>best pony isnt in the pic.
>>52460That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
>>52461Poor derpy, i still love her.
>>52460But Derpy is literally right in the middle
>>52461>(((moderate audio alterations)))
>>52464REEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE IN HASBRO!!
>>52465It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
>>52468Do you know a way for non-spellcasters to efficiently shed 45,000 XP?
>>52469you could give it up like thez did. Why do you wanna get rid of that much xp?
>>52470I've made no progress in playing a Blackguard, and I'd rather start over.
>>52471Post your character sheet
>>52473I don't have it with me. I've been using my phone for days now.
>>52471yea you could give that xp up.>>52474I know the feel.
>>52473Did you watch hellstorm?
>>52475I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
>>52476you shouldn't have to use those.
>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
>>52478If you find my .txt pls post it.
>>52477Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
>>52480seems like thez would like those desu.
>>52481Hey did you watch hellstorm?
>>52482They're pretty awesome weapons too.
>>52483I haven't. Meaning to watch it today.
>>52485Do you know about the bombing of Dresden?
>>52486More or less. Would love to learn more details though.
>>52487You will learn alot from watching it.
I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...