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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51843
51852
8113852732_135f27679d_b.jpg

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51845
51846 51848 51852
>>51838 →
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools

>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51846
51847 51848
>>51845
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51847
>>51846
Then he loses anything from that day

>guilds
Why wouldn't there be?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51848
51849 51851
>>51845
Well, if the party intends to return to the dungeon, Tracy won't have the option of forging mining tools, not yet at least.
>>51846
Maybe not as organized as guilds, but tradesmen would organize nonetheless. I suppose they might have actual guilds, I hadn't thought of that.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51849
51850 51851 51856
>>51848
What kind of guildsmen?
Any requisitions? Bounties? Monster-slaying requests?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51850
>>51849
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51851
51853
>>51848
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.

Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.

He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon

>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51852
51854 51855
1517436666927.jpg
>>51843
>Not posting the good one.
>>51845
Ill let you talk but i get to go first.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51853
51855 51859
>>51851
>request
I mean an official request
I wanna be a hitman.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51854
>>51852
I try to post a different one every time.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51855
51858 51860
>>51852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0y2xuQmcAg

>>51853
No shit. Now please play the game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51856
51860
>>51849
MONSTER HUNTING!

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51857
1517208792896.png
Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone

*flies in heroically on Fae*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51858
>>51855
Nigger this is my speech.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51859
51861 51873
>>51853
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51860
51862 51867
MlPw7Tt.jpg
>>51855
>play the game
Tracy hides in her room and Astral Projects into a random lower plane, just to see what it feels like.
>>51856
YEAH!
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51861
51863
>>51859
Tracy can't Astral project
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51862
51864
>>51860
Don't intentionally try to piss me off
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51863
51865
>>51861
She can transform at least once per day.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51864
51868
artworks-000056548317-88sexv-original.png
>>51862
There is no need to be upset.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51865
51866
>>51863
She cannot astral project
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51866
51870
>>51865
Since when?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51867
51869 51871
>>51860
Are you trying to wake up in the entertron? You'll still be hungry,....
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51868
51869
>>51864
You are deliberately trying to make me ban you
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.51869
>>51867
Wouldn't she just wake up in her body once her other body is destroyed?
>>51868
That is by no means any reason for a ban.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51870
51873
>>51866
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51871
>>51867
>9 Wis
Do it anyway.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51872
1511986739881.jpg
*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
PHGLm
?
No.51873
51874 51881
[1d20+19 = 37]
>>51870
Good point. I could roleplay that better.
I guess she has no reason to try/do/know it.
>>51859
Tracy takes interest at this and continues tio ask around the crowd.
Rolling to Gather Information without drawing suspicion.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51874
>>51873
Thank you for cedeing.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51875
51876 51877
Was that it?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51876
>>51875
I'm writing a speech
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51877
51878
>>51875
Should i roll for something? Was it not inspiring enough?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51878
51879 51887
>>51877
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51879
51880
>>51878
Trumpaladin claps at the speech, smiles, and heads towards the podium, thanking Infernius
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51880
51882 51883
>>51879
"Was me bad at talking?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51881
51883
>>51873
Tracy didn't hear anything after that?
She goes back to the tower to play with her bird.
GTyOx
?
No.51882
51883 51885
694940094001_5721790252001_5721784065001-vs.jpg
"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,

A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.

But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.

One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.

The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.

Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.

The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.

Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”

>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51883
51884 51900
>>51880
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?


Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51884
51885
>>51883
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51885
51886 51887
>>51882
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51886
>>51885
*hugs*
"Me need to ask about negros anyway."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51887
51888
>>51878
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future

>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"

Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51888
51889
>>51887
Cheers
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51889
51891 51892
>>51888
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51890
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51891
51892 51895
>>51889
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd

"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51892
51893 51895
>>51889
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51893
51894
>>51892
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51894
51896 51898
>>51893
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51895
>>51892
*salutes back*
"Me like you taking interest in my job.*
>>51891
*thumbs up*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51896
51897
>>51894
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51897
51898
>>51896
Error, incorrect materials for Invisibility.
Error, wand is already functional.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51898
51933
>>51894
Also, did you see my question about making Snek a ranger and not a rouge?
>>51897
Wand is already functional?
Torc shoves Snek away from the screen
"Damn it, if you want one fine. Let me see what we need and you can go get it."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51899
51901 51910
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.

He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51900
>>51883
>mill
>flower vendor
Interdasting.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51901
51902 51910
>>51899
So you told them what they wanted to hear?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51902
51903
>>51901
Primarily. And in part Trumpaladin told them what he wanted them to want to hear
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51903
51904 51910
>>51902
Do you intend on followng through.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51904
51906 51908
>>51903
Absolutely
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51905
Afk for a bit (business)
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51906
>>51904
We'll see
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51907
51911
*feeds birds*
*clean fluff*
*brushes feathers*
*hugs*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51908
51910
>>51904
*roman salute*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.51909
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51910
51944
>>51903
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men

Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate

Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)

Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.

If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.

If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.

If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.

if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.

Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate

>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51911
51912
>>51907
>"Hugs to me?"

>"Maybe you want to go to the flowershop and do a search check for clues?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51912
51913
>>51911
How would he know about the flower shop?

Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51913
51914 51915
>>51912
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51914
51915 51916
>>51913
Stop meta gaming.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51915
51916 51919
>>51913
I was going to do it when the opportunity showed itself.
Imma quit trying to craft shit and have Tracy spend most of her days with her angels again.
>>51914
Also this.
GTyOx
?
No.51916
51917 51918
>>51914
Or the Ghestapo could tell Infernius. That works too

>>51915
Fine, I'll stop giving suggestions. Jesus. Even though Tracy never tells anyone anything so these clues would just go to waste if she misses something someone else might pick up
\r
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51917
>>51916
How would they know about it?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51918
51922 51923
>>51916
She has no reason to tell.
Stay in character He doesn't know anything.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51919
51920
>>51915
Would tracy know about it though?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51920
51921
>>51919
I just rolled to gather info, and got those clues in response, so yes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51921
51924
>>51920
Share the info, dont act like a kike.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51922
>>51918
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51923
51926
>>51918
He doesn't. I was just trying to give a suggestion on what to do with it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51924
51925 51926
>>51921
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51925
51938
>>51924
Is "people are disappearing" not interesting enough to tell others?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51926
51927
>>51924
>>51924
>>51923
>>51923
>>51924
Talk it over in character

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51927
51928
>>51926
He can't
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51928
51929 51930
>>51927
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51929
51931 51932
>>51928
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51930
>>51928
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know

I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51931
51934
>>51929
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51932
51934
>>51929
Find a "reason" to come back.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51933
52024
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51934
51935
>>51931
Shit might not even be significant
Your character is preoccupied. Wait and see what happens.
>>51932
I wanna search the flower shop first.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51935
>>51934
Okay, but don't bitch about meta-gaming if I make a commenting post
PHGLm
?
No.51936
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
PHGLm
?
No.51937
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51938
51939
>>51925
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.

PHGLm
?
No.51939
51940 51941 51944
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51940
>>51939
Did not mean to roll
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51941
51942 51944
>>51939
Aside from the crowd who is still excited from Trump's speech, nothing seems pressing.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51942
51944
>>51941
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51943
52024
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
GTyOx
?
No.51944
51945
[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910

In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.

Rolling sense motive

>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51945
51946 51950
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51946
51947 51950
>>51945
Hmmm...

Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51947
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51948
51949 51950
I want to go to Durpistan and make my cult soon.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51949
51951
>>51948
I thought Tracy is taking a nap
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51950
51951
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.

But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant

>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51951
51952
>>51949
Now she is sleeping, but she is still dreaming.
>>51950
[ambitious Blackguard snoring]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51952
51953 51957
>>51951
Infernius's waifu sort of converted religions for him...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51953
51954
*curls up in fluff-pile*
>>51952
So romantic.
You should try it.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51954
51955
>>51953
Trumpaladin has a religion
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51955
51956
>>51954
Tracy is starting one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51956
51958
>>51955
>starting
Convert to football
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51957
51959 51960
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51958
51960 51961
>>51956
She'd be a shit Blackguard/Assassin if she worshipped football.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51959
51962
1517701590048.png
>>51957
Dawwwwww
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51960
51961
>>51957
>It's all about love
*sigh*

>>51958
Football is astonishingly flexible
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51961
51963
>>51958
Tracy is a blackguard. Part of her role is to spread the impure arts.
Maybe I'll make it a school.
>>51960
Football isn't ebil though.
Blackguards are supposed to spread ebil.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51962
>>51959
>Recolor
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51963
51965
>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51964
51977
1503633773018.gif
It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius

*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*

Oh well
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51965
ZRWPW.jpg
f548d86b9c7c17bb176687c4e6de6675.jpg
>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51966
51967
Games_0c4674_6315837.jpg
May as well rise to the occasion then
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51967
51968
>>51966
Alright, but no metafaggotry.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51968
23b.jpg
>>51967
No promises
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51969
bd5d6fd7f12682222e6a0725271578cc.jpg
b5d.png
MmdVbBR.jpg
PEIgFC6.jpg
jjPPhdc.jpg
Suffer not the heretic to live
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51970
51971
>talks smack about not harming eachother's followers
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51971
51972
BtEmgjJ.jpg
>>51970

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51972
51973
>>51971
Do you unironically want to make this shit open season on squishy NPCs?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51973
>>51972
No, just warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51974
2a6.png
8ad.png
8HcUPv8.jpg
12z5si.jpg
hqdefault (1).jpg
Damn I love these memes
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51975
51976
ec6.png
@51973
>warning
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51976
51981
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51977
51984
>>51964
Dont worry,no shit storm on you.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51978
51979 51984
Reeeeee the rabbit won't work
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51979
>>51978
>>51978
>>51978
This
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51980
51982
Yeah, it disco'd me and now I can't get back in
PHGLm
?
No.51981
51987
1482762237936.jpg
>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51982
51983
>>51980
Wut?
Did you get shoahed?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51983
>>51982
Its looking that way. One sec
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.51984
51985
>>51978
>>51977

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51985
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*

"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51986
51988
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
PHGLm
?
No.51987
1443576066821.jpg
>>51981
>putting things in other PCs mouths

\r
PHGLm
?
No.51988
(You).png
>>51986
(You)
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51989
51991 51992
Hmmmm. It looks like I've been shoah'd
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51990
51993
It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51991
>>51989
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51992
51994
the-goyim-know-shut-it-down-jew-walkie-talkie.jpg
>>51989
Did they give any reason?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51993
>>51990
>>51990
Uh... should one of us host something? I'm going through withdrawals
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51994
>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51995
Wait, there it goes

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.51996
Stream is back up
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51997
51998 52000 52024
Making monks worse uploaded this onto dungeonsndrags but was told_c6b234_6488999.jpg
Gako oventif ofrub cuetab_1070d0_6485850.jpg
I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.51998
51999 52000
1510725277713.png
>>51997
>Ebola as a main weapon
Sounds fun
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.51999
52001 52002
>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52000
52011
>>51997
>>51998
I want one as a pet meme
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52001
52002 52004 52024
>>51999
What is a cancer mage exactly? Besides Torcuil kidding
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52002
52004 52005 52007
>>51999
I said no to the cancer mage a long time ago. My position stands.
>>52001
Hax. It involves taking a deliberate disease and using an obscure feat and a spell or some shit, resulting in unlimited strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52003
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52004
>>52001
It's prestige class in the book of vile darkness. They wield diseases as their power and are bros with vermin and other pests. They use their Str modifier for spells and get Sneak Attack at every third level.
>>52002
Yeah, the guy who wrote that disease must've botched his Wis roll.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52005
52006
>>52002
I need more strength.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52006
>>52005
>>52005
The rabbit is back up!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52007
52008
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52008
52009
>>52007
I could go for a willing deformity though..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52009
52010
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52010
52012
>>52009
It was considered to be broken by many.
I only read it to give myself bad ideas.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52011
52026
40b.png
>>52000
Put up an ad for a cohort.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52012
52013
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52013
52014
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52014
52015 52017
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52015
52016
>>52014
How would you propose using sex as a physical weapon (other than aborting pregnancies)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52016
52018
Saints-Row-The-Third-3-Dildo-Bat-Weapon-Stick.jpg
>>52015

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52017
52019
>>52014
How?

Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52018
52019
>>52016
That's a glorified club. Not an answer.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52019
>>52017
>are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
For example
>>52018
I just felt like posting it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52020
52021
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52021
>>52020
'Night
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52024
52025 52027
>>51943
>I missed the movie
Why live
>>51933
Torc yanks the wand out of the machine and casts
>>51997
Kek
>>52001
Torc then yells from the tower
"I HEARD THAT"
LJZcR
?
No.52025
52027
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52026
52028
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
C6gcl
?
No.52027
52028 52053
[1d20 = 4]
>>52024
>>52025
Rolling to invent nuclear power
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52028
52029
>>52026
>Looking for a red echidna that knows de way
That's a wey to start.
Put it on as many planes as you can.
>>52027
>Explodes
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52029
52030
>>52028
>as many planes
That seems dangerous.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52030
52031
>>52029
Sounds like fun to me.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52031
52032
>>52030
Yea but Infernuis has to think about the future now.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52032
52033
>>52031
Okay...
I just wanted an excuse to plane shift...
C6gcl
?
No.52033
[1d20 = 20]
>>52032
We will eventually.
*rolls to invent the automobile*
PHGLm
?
No.52034
52035
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
C6gcl
?
No.52035
52036
[1d20 = 7]
>>52034
Assisting
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52036
52037
>>52035
Can invent cars but not milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52037
52038
>>52036
You gotta invent gasoline too though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52038
52045
>>52037
Ill tell torc about the schematics and let him do it since hes got better int.
PHGLm
?
No.52039
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
RQytK
?
No.52040
52042
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent leech-therapy.
Anonymous
RQytK
?
No.52041
Okay, I'm done.
C6gcl
?
No.52042
52043
[1d20 = 17]
>>52040
Rolling to invent fanta
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52043
52044 52045
>>52042
>Invents orange juice
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52044
>>52043
The most natsoc drink there is.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52045
52050
>>52038
Does Engineering knowledge give Torc a bonus?
>>52043
>brushes teeth
>chugs OJ
BK2bC
?
No.52046
52050 52051
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52047
^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52048
52049
>All this rolling cancer
LJZcR
?
No.52049
[100d20 = 1096]
>>52048
What where you saying?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52050
52051
>>52046
So about the 20.
>>52045
Probably.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52051
52052
>>52050
see >>52046

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52052
52053 52054
>>52051
Yea but 20 though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52053
52056 52057
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52054
Spoilered
>>52052
He did tell you to stop rolling...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52055
52057
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52056
52059
>>52053
Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52057
52058 52059
>>52053
>>52055
And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52058
52060
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52059
>>52056
>>52057
Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52060
52063
>>52058
Stahp. Don't feed the troll
PHGLm
?
No.52061
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52062
52063
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52063
52066
>>52060
Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062
Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52064
52066
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52065
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52066
52067 52068 52069
bones.jpg
>>52063
Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064
>doots politely behind Trump
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52067
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"

*delivers beverages to respective parties*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52068
>>52066
Well thats depressing.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52069
52070
>>52066
Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52070
52073
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52071
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52072
52074
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52073
52075 52079
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.

In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52074
>>52072
Can you make me a necklace of ears?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52075
52076 52084
>>52073
Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52076
52077
>>52075
Are you bored with the game?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52077
52078
>>52076
No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52078
52081
>>52077
Can we do that first though?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52079
52084
>>52073
Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52080
52084
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52081
>>52078
I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52082
52085
power_rangers__titan_strike_by_kyuubi_of_the_night.png
anthro_cobra_ranger_by_the_newkid-d5wceck.jpg
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52083
52086
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52084
>>52080
Kek
>>52079
Yay
>>52075
Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52085
>>52082
Thats real fucking disgusting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52086
52087
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52087
>>52086
Probably about an hour from now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52088
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52089
52099
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52090
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52091
52092
FUCK the superbowl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52092
>>52091
I don't watch it either.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52093
52094 52095 52108
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52094
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>52093
All of my This'es
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52095
>>52093
This
Anonymous
/9ntL
?
No.52096
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
/9ntL
?
No.52097
52098
Is rabbit kill?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52098
52105
>>52097
no
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52099
52101 52102
>>52089
Why would i watch the negro football league?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52101
52103 52104
>>52099
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52102
>>52099
Just being considerate
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52103
>>52101
Ikr.
It's a machine of false football.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52104
52109
>>52101
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52105
52106
>>52098
Stopped working for me, for some reason..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52106
>>52105
Its still there, idk

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52107
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52108
52110
>>52093
Same
You guys still watching the movie?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52109
>>52104
This.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52110
>>52108
Yep
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52111
52112 52131
3db4d7c826c3732a7646f1828f107466--lipizzaner-white-horses.jpg
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52112
52113
>>52111
Depends on his riding skill
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52113
52114
>>52112
He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52114
52115
>>52113
Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52115
>>52114
Good to know.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52116
52118 52120
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52117
52119 52125 52133
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52118
52119
>>52116
What?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52119
52121 52122 52133
>>52118
Oh, I get it
>stick head in entertron
>body regenerates
>kill new person
>regenerates again
>kill again
>repeat
>>52117
"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52120
52123
>>52116
*holodeck*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52121
52123
>>52119
"K-ars?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52122
52123
>>52119
GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52123
52124 52126
>>52120
That's right, holodeck gives feats.
>>52122
He did, didn't he
>>52121
"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52124
52126 52129 52133
>>52123
"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52125
52128
>>52117
"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52126
52129
>>52124
>>52123
"Torc,we make one?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52127
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52128
52130
>>52125
"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52129
52135
>>52124
>>52126
"Sure, we had a lot of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52130
52136
>>52128
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52131
52132
>>52111
Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52132
52134
ac58797cd45fc2aa4f69a114cab55ea6--george-hamilton-animal-paintings.jpg
>>52131
forgot painting
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52133
>>52117
"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?"

>>52119
"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?"

>>52124
"Uh huh"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52134
52137
>>52132
>riderless black
Reeeee
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52135
>>52129
"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52136
>>52130
"The black ones?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52137
52138
eb5434d195002b7884a8823fa6d7327b--lipizzaner-andalusian-horse.jpg
Airs-Above-the-Ground.jpg
ccb657d8c1b19d42778747848a6e28a2--jumping-horses-dressage-horses.jpg
4d529bf18dda08f653d710ea03284a34--s-lippizaner.jpg
>>52134
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52138
52139 52140 52156
>>52137
Thats cool as fuck.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52139
52142
e5754b0491dc0c179681c60b3a133eca.jpg
6f89b096-ee07-11e6-b160-fe23d6a9b5dd.jpeg
Nature_KaprioleSpanischeHofreitschule_t800.jpg
6ae3e10c1c74fd183c0fc3375deb597c--spanish-riding-school-vienna-lipizzaner.jpg
lipizzaner.png
>>52138
Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.
>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52140
52141 52143
>>52138
"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52141
52144
>>52140
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52142
52145
>>52139
Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52143
>>52140
"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52144
52145
>>52141
>Tracy is trained as a performing animal
I'm sorry, what?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52145
52146
5e251d913046ac3a69ae9bc3b69ff419.jpg
>>52142
Ikr
>>52144
Do it, faggot!
GTyOx
?
No.52146
52147
[1d20+10 = 30]
>>52145
Uh... okay...

Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform

Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52147
52148
article-2216845-1578903F000005DC-804_964x654.jpg
>>52146
>tfw
We horse-acrobat nao
GTyOx
?
No.52148
52149
1503322901458-2.png
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll

Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
PHGLm
?
No.52149
52150 52151
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>52148
Tracy does her best to put on a show
Tumbling to put on a performance
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52150
>>52149
>a 38
That'll work

"Yippee Kiyay!"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52151
lipizzaner.jpg
>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52152
52153
Port Barry is a fairly prosperous city, right?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52153
52154
>>52152
It's more prosperous now than a few months ago, but it started in a not-so-great position
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52154
52155
e601be4a-0039-11e3-aa70-e809d74b6fa9.jpg
>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52155
article-2216845-15789036000005DC-897_964x642.jpg
>>52154
That's over time though.
With routine performances, you can earn quite the reputation.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52156
52157
>>52138
Horses in general are cool as fuck.
Like jousting, those horses are fucking huge
GTyOx
?
No.52157
52158
[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin

>>52156
They are neat animals
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52158
52159
>>52157
>14
Aww. He'll get her next time
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52159
52160
Spoilered
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52160
52161
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though

>Implying feral is faggotry
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52161
52163 52165
Spoilered
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52162
52164
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52163
52166 52167
>>52161
*Pumps Payment into Pony... In an almost coerced way*

I love Etheross
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52164
52166 52167
>>52162
"Death?"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52165
52168
9c0.jpg
>>52161

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52166
52167 52168
Spoilered
>>52163
Indeed.
>>52164
Oh yeah, Infernius never met her.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52167
>>52163
And so, the party's presidential paladin proficiently pumped payment into plump pony pussy post-preformance.
>>52164
"My GF, I think."
>>52166
Thats hawt
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52168
Spoilered
>>52165
This so much

>>52166
Horses are such beautiful creatures

ECMajor is another great
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52170
52171
>>52169
Why you taunt me with this?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52171
>>52170
>[poof]
*vigorously ride trains hoo-man*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52172
52173 52174
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT

But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52173
>>52172
kek
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52174
52177
>>52172
*licks face*
*humping intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52175
Are we still crawling tonight?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52176
52178 52179
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52177
52180
>>52174
*Rides harder*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52178
52182
>>52176
I'd like to get Mr. Snek to a LVL 1 ranger soon, so I'm ready
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52179
I6RSuuf.gif
>>52176
Did you think of what I asked earlier?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52180
52181
>>52177
*kisses while bucking*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52181
>>52180
*Kisses back slobbering horsey*

*Giddies up*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52182
>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52183
52184
It looks like Infernius isn't here though...
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52184
52185
>>52183
*continues riding horse*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52185
52187 52189
>>52184
*hasn't stopped bucking intensely*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52186
52188
CharacterSheetTorc&Snek.txt
Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52187
52190
>>52185
*slaps horse rump*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52188
52191 52194
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52189
52190 52192
the power of cage compels you.gif
>>52185
*plot oscillates hypnotically*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52190
>>52187
>>52189

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52191
52193 52195
>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52192
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*

"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52193
52196
>>52191
Kek

"Like you haven't seen us before!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52194
52195
>>52188
How did the town like Brad and Tracy's Performance?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52195
52197
>>52191
That makes sense.
Thez and Infernius also learn that the knee-grows do not often venture outside their continent, as they are not well regarded outside their own culture.
>>52194
What's Tracy's Dex and Perform?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52196
>>52193
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52197
52198
>>52195
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52198
52206
>>52197
I see. You can also apply both skills to a comprehesive performance btw.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52199
52200 52201
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52200
52206
>>52199
"Reeeee! I only have a +35 on Diplomacy"

*Still humping horsey*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52201
52202
>>52199
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52202
52204 52218
>>52201
Yes, spell creation
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52203
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*

"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
LJZcR
?
No.52204
52205 52207
[1d20+39 = 47]
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52205
52207 52216
>>52204
The "stop stabbing yourself" spell?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52206
52208 52216
>>52198
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52207
52216
>>52204
Quite. Meme with words.
>>52205
Kek this
>inb4 the party opens a traveling circus act

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52208
52209 52210 52211 52216
>>52206
Oh I'm not here to entertain

>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea

>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52209
>>52208
The Entertainment checks are used to build reputation and attract useful NPCs.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52210
>>52208
>evil purposes
Wait, what?
That's my thing! Reeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52211
52212
>>52208
Evil? Did I miss something?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52212
52213
1517311597957.png
>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon

>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52213
52214
>>52212
Its still Trump Good desu
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52214
52217
462.jpg
>>52213
What else could he possibly be? Good is still Trump
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52216
52220
>>52205
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52217
52219
>>52214
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52218
52220
>>52202
What kinds of spells can you create?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52219
>>52217
Kek, this is perfect

Praise American
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52220
52221
>>52216
Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
>alliteration
Yes you are ^_^
>>52218
You? None. Torcuil however, IDK
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52221
52224 52228
>>52220
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52222
52223 52248
PRAISE EPONA
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52223
>>52222
>Music
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52224
>>52221
NO
>Doots in legion
GTyOx
?
No.52225
52226 52227
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse

his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52226
52227 52232
>>52225
*low, frightening growl*
*continues pumping paladin with predatory vigor*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52227
52231 52232
>>52226
Prancing predatory pastel periwinkle pony...
>>52225
We need more
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52228
52229 52237
>>52221
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52229
52230
>>52228
Stop
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52230
52232
>>52229
*pounds paladin penis with puffy pony pussy*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52231
52233 52234 52237
>>52227
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52232
>>52226
>>52230
I feel like there's a spell for this

>>52227
Eh, I guess I can take more now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52233
>>52231
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52234
52235
>>52231
*moves Vanderiem away from succubus horse*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52235
52236
>>52234
*locks jaws and moans into mouth*
[unintelligible whinnying]
>'I love you so much, Flashy!'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52236
>>52235
>>52235
*wrestles with demon horse, grabbing her cheek and teats*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52237
52239
>>52228
I feel like Transform or Polymorph would work.
>>52231
Vandereim the Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, Marvelous, mysterious, Monumental, Most Metaphsically Magnificent Bastard
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52238
52239
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52239
52240 52311
>>52237
Something like Polymorph Any Object, only it includes Su and Ex abilities, like Shapechange.
>>52238
And Majestic.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52240
52241
>>52239
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52241
52242
>>52240
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52242
52244
>>52241
*pets*
>"who's a pretty pony"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52243
52245
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52244
52245
>>52242
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52245
52246 52251
>>52243
Is Pony the Paladin's Partner?

>>52244
>"Good horsey"
*wiggles inside horsey*
>"You'll be ridden much more"
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52246
52247 52249
>>52245
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52247
52250
eQoB90f.gif
>>52246
*And thus he rides*

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52248
>>52222
Checked
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52249
52250
>>52246
"fuck, what have I gotten myself into"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52250
52252
8ca.jpg
>>52247
>'When we finally settle down to raise our foals, I want to buy up a vast, lush, green, private meadow, so you can ride me there every day. I want to carry you too and from your golfing sessions and watch our foals chase each other in through the fields.'
>>52249
>[DOOT]

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52251
52253
>>52245
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52252
52254
>>52250
"hahaha"
*nervous laughter*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52253
>>52251
Night dude, see ya. We didn't get much done, but I think it'll be better even still
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52254
52255
>>52252
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52255
52256
>>52254
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52256
52257
>>52255
*Stares back*
"Neigh." she coos softly
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52257
52258
>>52256
"Neigh what, pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52258
52259
>>52257
"~Nothing." she giggles out, her eyes gleaming
*nuzzles*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52259
52260
>>52258
*nuzzles back*
halp
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52260
52261
>>52259
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52261
52262
>>52260
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52262
52263
>>52261
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52263
52264
>>52262
"But Pony, I am not sure I have much more to give"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52264
52265
>>52263
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
GTyOx
?
No.52265
52266 52268
[1d20 = 15]
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
GTyOx
?
No.52266
52267 52268
[3d20 = 31]
>>52265
more dice!

*pounds pony*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52267
>>52266
>1
*ejaculates when not intending
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52268
52269
>>52265
"~AYE!"
>>52266
"Pfft!
You're so cute, Flashy."
GTyOx
?
No.52269
52270
[4d20 = 39]
>>52268
Rub horse teats!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52270
52271
>>52269
>crit
*milks a little bit*
GTyOx
?
No.52271
52272
[4d20 = 43]
>>52270
BELLY WUBS!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52272
>>52271
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*

GTyOx
?
No.52274
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52275
52276
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52276
52277
>>52275
Reeeeeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52277
52278
>>52276
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52278
52279
>>52277
*casts necessary cure spells on self*

"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52279
52280
>>52278
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52280
52281
>>52279
*sighs, but hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52281
52282
>>52280
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52282
52283
>>52281
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52283
52284
>>52282
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52284
52285
>>52283
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52285
52286
>>52284
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52286
52287
>>52285
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52287
>>52286
*curls up around paladin*
*drifts off to sleep*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52288
52290
*puts thez in pocket*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52290
52294
>>52288
>sleepily pokes head out
"Hmmmm,... need covfefe,"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52294
52296
>>52290
*walks to mess area*
*orders covfefe*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52295
52296
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.

*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52296
52297 52298
bones.png
>>52295
>revenge sex
>>52294
>Bones doots dootifully and swiftly prepares a pot and proffers two cups.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52297
52298 52304
>>52296
I forget what covfefe soes but ill drink it anyway.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52298
52299
>>52296
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52299
52306
>>52298
Trumpaladin should probably quit drinking covfefe

*finishes pony*
BK2bC
?
No.52300
52302
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52302
52303
>>52300
"What so funny?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52303
52307
>>52302
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52304
52305
>>52297
Roll 1d100
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52305
>>52304
This, also Infernius would feel an almost immediate and intense feeling of joy and giggling.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52306
>>52299
One last cup wouldn't hurt.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52307
52308
>>52303
"Uh Ana are you okay?"
*sips covfefe*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52308
52309
>>52307
*Infernuis breaks into a laughing fit*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52309
52310
>>52308
And then he begins sobbing becuase his faggot is whatching hellstorm.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52310
52313
>>52309
I've got the time
>watching
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52311
52312
>>52239
What would the XP cost for such a spell be?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52312
52314
>>52311
Jesus Christ you're back on this again
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52313
52315
>>52310
You watching too?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52314
52315 52316
27021181_1712123725517787_7731709046296611148_o.jpg
>>52312
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52315
52317 52318 52319
>>52313
Yeah, I'm just over a 1/2 hour in
>>52314
>GM pulls the first leaflet from a large folder headed "No"
You can start by explaining why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered into a form that - at best - she's only read about.
Anonymous
uCAMc
?
No.52316
image.png
>>52314
Uh huh. I call bullshit
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52317
>>52315
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52318
52323 52324
>>52315
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52319
52320 52322
>>52315
Does the information i learned here transfer to Infernuis?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52320
52329
>>52319
You mean the video?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52322
52324
>>52319
Maybe the anger would.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52323
>>52318
Makes more sense than Theurge, desu.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52324
52330 52333
>>52318
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52325
52326 52327
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
Anonymous
uCAMc
?
No.52326
image.gif
>>52325
Reeeee no spoilers!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52327
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>52325
>Wights
Wights are spoopy asf.
Winterwights and Lavawights are even cooler.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52328
52331 52332
Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52329
52330
>>52320
Yes.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52330
52331
>>52329
see >>52324

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52331
52334 52339
>>52330
>>52328
Switch Infernuis alignment to chaotic evil, because thats what is coming for the court city.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52332
>>52328
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52333
52335 52339
>>52321
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52334
52338 52341
>>52331
and everything Semitic inside port barry. Yes including the diamond monger.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52335
52336
>>52333
https://youtu.be/27UvzDRiLAc
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52336
52337
>>52335
No lie, I was about to ask if you had a link.
Thanks anon.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52337
>>52336
Genocide now!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52338
52342
>>52334
How many shekels per day does he produce anyway?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52339
52340 52344 52349
>>52331
Why would what Infernius be thinking be "evil"?
>>52333
>trade
No
"Hm ferlimor sterk isiib," Thez says, the covfefe taking full effect.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52340
>>52339
An eye for an eye.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52341
52343
>>52334
Stay away from our shekel farmer
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52342
52344
>>52338
i dont care about his sheckles
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52343
>>52341
No
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52344
52348
>>52339
Can I splurge three levels on Wishes?
>>52342
Just wondering.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52345
52346
With a deep sigh, Trumpaladin asks Tracy for a favor
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52346
52347
>>52345
"Yes, Flashy?"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52347
52350
>>52346
"I sense a disturbance... A few doors down. How good are you at forgery?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52348
52350
>>52344
Can Tracy cast wish?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52349
52351 52352
>>52339
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52350
52352 52353
>>52347
I can't remember how many ranks atm.
"Well, caligraphy is more of a unicorn trade, but I can try.. What do you need?"
>>52348
I was wondering if someone else could cast using her XP, but I'll take that as a no...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52351
>>52349
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52352
>>52349
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.

Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52353
52354 52355 52356 52359
>>52350
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52354
>>52353
Kike enabler i will track them down
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52355
52360 52392
1198179__grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_apple bloom_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_black and white_gore_grayscale_monochrome.jpeg
>>52353
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52356
52357
>>52353
And stop fucking meta gaming
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52357
>>52356
This, desu.
Anonymous
MrNGV
?
No.52358
52359 52361 52365
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52359
52360 52387 52392
>>52353
>the authorities
"What authorities?"
>>52358
Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52360
>>52355
kek
>>52359
>meta-chess
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52361
52362 52363 52387
>>52358
Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52362
52387
>>52361
This.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52363
52364 52366
>>52361
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52364
>>52363
kek
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52365
>>52358
*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52366
52367 52368
>>52363
"Ish yur lub"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52367
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
BK2bC
?
No.52368
[1d100 = 62]
>>52366
Infernius may suffer a different effect.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52369
52370
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52370
>>52369
Fair enough
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52371
52374
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52372
52373
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52373
52375
>>52372
Answer; no one asked a question.
>inb4 metafagging a way out of it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52374
>>52371
*thumbs up*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52375
>>52373
Ok i dont say that then.
PHGLm
?
No.52376
52377 52378
lipizzan-stallion-show.jpg
[1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52377
>>52376
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
Anonymous
MrNGV
?
No.52378
52379 52380 52381 52382 52386 52436
>>52376
don't think I don't know what you're doing
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52379
>>52378
How so?

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52380
>>52378
Seriously, what are you talking about?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52381
>>52378
?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52382
>>52378
It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52383
52384 52385
Later folks
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52384
>>52383
See 'ya.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52385
It_Was_Me__Dio!.jpg.cf_20180205062822970.jpg
>>52383
Later m8
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52386
52390
>>52378
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tell me what's wrong!
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52387
52388 52390
>>52361
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.

Fuck off
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52388
52389
>>52387
Not again...

>seriously considers loosing 2 levels, putting me at a disadvantaged
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52389
52391
>>52388
>same
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52390
52392
>>52386
>>52387

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52391
>>52389
What are you multiclassing in?
GTyOx
?
No.52392
52393 52400
>>52355
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"

>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52393
52394 52396
>>52392
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52394
52395 52404
>>52393
Yeah no shit
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52395
52404
>>52394
What's wrong, m8?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52396
52397
>>52393
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52397
>>52396
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52398
52399
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...

What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52399
52401
>>52398
>Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
I doubt.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52400
52402
>>52392
Fuck off
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52401
>>52399
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52402
52403 52404
>>52400
It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52403
>>52402
No its not
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52404
>>52402
>>52395
>>52394

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52405
52406
How often do you get feats?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52406
>>52405
Every three levels, some classes gib moar.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52408
52409
>>52407
Eh, I'll take it.
I'm really regretting Great Wisdom though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52409
52410 52411
>>52407
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.


LJZcR
?
No.52410
[15d4 = 40]
>>52409
YES I CAN GIVE IT UP
I didn't know that though.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52411
52414
>>52409
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52414
52415
>>52411
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52415
52420
>>52414
"On second thought, never mind"
*pets petite pastel periwinkle pony politely*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52416
52417
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52417
52418 52420
>>52416
Why give up levels if you want to multiclass? It's not going to make it that much easier
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52418
52419
>>52417
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52419
>>52418
What? Why? It's not that much faster
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52420
52421
>>52415
Trumpadalin tenderly touches Tracy
>>52417
Cause I never understood/asked for Theurge, and wanna keep it at two classes.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52421
52422 52423
>>52420
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52422
52424
>>52421
What would you do with Tracy otherwise?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52423
>>52421
RIP in peace
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52424
>>52422
Duelist.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52426
52428 52472
5762793541_d24443775b_b.jpg
>>52425
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52427
>>52425
Why U delet?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52428
52429
Spoilered
>>52426
>slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52429
52430
1451080774265.jpg
2kQogTB.jpg
1445713783920.jpg
510.jpg
>>52428
Exactly.
>tfw 11 Char
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52430
52431
>>52429
*hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52431
52432
>>52430
*hugs hoo-man*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52432
52433
>>52431
*Snek hugs Torc too hard*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52433
52434
192690d1495809641-different-kind-snake-gun-snake-gun..jpg
>>52432
Careful there, m8.
Don't tread on Snek.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52434
>>52433
Torc begins to turn a shade of blue
"I... can't... breathe..."
Snkk thnn loosens the hug
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52436
>>52435
Tell me what >>52378 was about.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52437
52439 52441
Are Outsiders subject to Death by Massive Damage?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52439
52440
>>52437
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52440
52441
>>52438
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52441
>>52440
>>52437
Most fiends have pretty high fortitude saves anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52442
52443 52444
Goodnight fellas
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52443
>>52442
Awww, g'night
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52444
52445
1515830840900.png
>>52442
Goodnight
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52445
>>52444
*Drags paladin off for a nap*
*Sleeps*
PHGLm
?
No.52446
52447 52448
[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52447
52449
>>52446
>3 gp in a week
Huzzah!
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52448
52450
>>52446
"Is it chocolate?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52449
>>52447
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
PHGLm
?
No.52450
52451
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>52448
Bluff
"It's white chocolate."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52451
52452
>>52450
"Here take 30 gold and gibe chocolate milk."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52452
52454
>>52451
"Thank you for your service, fine Sir."
*tips hat and waves*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52453
52457 52458 52514 52691
I love this game/community.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52454
52455
>>52452
"Good day, Madame sentry."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52455
52456
>>52454
"Have a nice day at the Cathedral, Lord Preston."
*polite bow*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52456
>>52455
*roman salutes*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52457
52458
>>52453
Same
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52458
52459 52514
>>52457
>>52453
I feel a close bond with everyone involved.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52459
52460
50107__safe_applejack_derpy hooves_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_dem feels_feels_female_mare_meme_pegasus_pony_that feel.jpg
>>52458
>mfw
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52460
52461 52463
1517284677734.jpg
>>52459
>best pony isnt in the pic.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52461
52462 52464
377066__safe_solo_derpy hooves_text_wallpaper_sad_muffin_feels_derpygate_disembodied thoughts.jpeg
>>52460
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52462
>>52461
Poor derpy, i still love her.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52463
52466
>>52460
But Derpy is literally right in the middle
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52464
52465
754152__safe_derpy hooves_the last roundup_animated_cinemare sins_comparison_derpygate_drama_drama bait_female_mare_op is a duck_op is trying to start .gif
>>52461
>(((moderate audio alterations)))
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52465
52467
>>52464
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE IN HASBRO!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52466
>>52463
This
Holy shit..
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52467
52468
222354__safe_artist-colon-strangiesleepy_derpy hooves_crying_derpygate_eraser_erasing_female_hand_mare_monochrome_pegasus_pony_sad_sketch.png
>>52465
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52468
52469
>>52467
>SJEWS
FTFY
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52469
52470
>>52468
Do you know a way for non-spellcasters to efficiently shed 45,000 XP?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52470
52471 52472
>>52469
you could give it up like thez did. Why do you wanna get rid of that much xp?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52471
52473 52475
>>52470
I've made no progress in playing a Blackguard, and I'd rather start over.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52472
>>52470
See >>52426

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52473
52474 52475
>>52471
Post your character sheet
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52474
52475
>>52473
I don't have it with me. I've been using my phone for days now.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52475
52476
>>52471
yea you could give that xp up.
>>52474
I know the feel.
>>52473
Did you watch hellstorm?

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52476
52477 52514
072aa214e3f618786d2058ce59a52a86.jpg
>>52475
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52477
52480
>>52476
you shouldn't have to use those.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52478
52479 52506
1489433459558.gif
>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52479
52481
>>52478
If you find my .txt pls post it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52480
52482
650a06e9ade38a23df173616171e8755.jpg
>>52477
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52481
52483
>>52479
I'll look tonight
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52482
52484
>>52480
seems like thez would like those desu.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52483
52485 52506
>>52481
Hey did you watch hellstorm?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52484
claw_demon_by_4rtt5ty.png
>>52482
They're pretty awesome weapons too.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52485
52486
>>52483
I haven't. Meaning to watch it today.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52486
52487
>>52485
Do you know about the bombing of Dresden?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52487
52488
>>52486
More or less. Would love to learn more details though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52488
>>52487
You will learn alot from watching it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52489
52492
I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52490
52491 52691
1515011328749.jpg
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52491
>>52490
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52492
>>52489
The robe is better.
I originally had her make the cloak for Trumpaladin anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52493
52494
Tracy feeds her birds, and works on her maces.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52494
52497
>>52493
Infernuis trains in the holodeck to get cleave.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52495
52496 52506 52508
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4

Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off

Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive

inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac

cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good

skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52496
52498 52514
>>52495
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52497
52499
>>52494
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52498
52500 52501 52514
1517633901424-0.png
>>52496
Im not sure, but i think so.
>what class
Psion
C6gcl
?
No.52499
[1d20 = 5]
>>52497

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52500
52502
>>52498
>Psion
How many levels do you have in that? What school?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52501
52502
1517698557214.jpg
>>52498
Berry Ebil is best ebil goddess.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52502
52503
f0d.png
>>52500
I dipped 1 level into it.
>school
Telepathy
>>52501
Yes she is.

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52503
52504 52505
1488299078455.png
>>52502
You're only a 16th lvl Cleric? Which class are you going to advance in?
>she is
Undeniably.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52504
52508
>>52503
I advanced in cleric.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52505
52508
1517633901424-0.jpg
>>52503
Hey can you help me out here? The pixlr app doesn't want to co-operate.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52506
52507
>>52483
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478
Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]
>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52507
52509
>>52506
Gm picked the domains.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52508
52510 52511
debil Thez1.png
>>52504
Have you ever used any of those Powers? I can't recall.
>>52495
Handle Animal is a trained-only skill. Clerics don't get it.
Also, feed/hug your doggo before he turns feral like Tracy.
>>52505
4u
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52509
>>52507
I would've said War and Strength for Hitler's Domains.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52510
52513
>>52508
L-Lewd
>handle animal trained only
*sad Minotuar*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52511
52512
debil Thez2.png
>>52508
Slightly different version.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52512
1510643210788.jpg
>>52511

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52513
>>52510
6 ranks isn't much anyway.
Put that into Spell-craft and Knowledge Religion.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52514
52515 52516
>>52453
>>52458
IKR? I had a dream that Mlpol had a mini convention of like 300 people last night.
>>52476
I don't recall approving them for energy drain
>>52496
>arms
Yes
>>52498
Where are you going with this? You're going where I think you're going aren't you?


Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52515
52517
>>52514
It depends, where do you think its going?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52516
>>52514
>No energy drain
Oh.
Okay then.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52517
52518 52519 52520
addy1.png
>>52515
Something like pic related
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52518
>>52517
Adorable but 4ants
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52519
>>52517
Infernuis jedi nao
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52520
>>52517
>Dat filename
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52521
52523 52524 52525
princess_luna___sad_by_j5a4-daea91c.png
>Wake up after sleeping in, and characters are off doing many things
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52523
>>52521
See>>52490

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52524
52526 52529
>>52521
"Come train with me, Flashy."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52525
52526 52529 52545
>>52521
No one is doing anything, its just bantz and feat training

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52526
52527 52528
>>52524
*walks over with pony*

>>52525
That counts as action though
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52527
52531
>>52526
*Nuzzles chest*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52528
>>52526
>Counts as action
Nah, it's stuff that could've gone on whenever.
C6gcl
?
No.52529
52530 52533
[1d100 = 4]
>>52525
>>52524
*drinks covfefe*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52530
>>52529
Oh shit.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52531
52532
>>52527
*pets horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52532
52534
>>52531
[Happy pony noises]
*Offers back*
BK2bC
?
No.52533
52539
[1d100 = 34]
>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52534
52535
>>52532
"Uh... Are you wanting me to ride you?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52535
52536
>>52534
*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52536
52537
>>52535
>>52535
"Okay"
*mounts horsey*
*pets horsey on ears*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52537
52538 52540
>>52536
*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
GTyOx
?
No.52538
52540 52542
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"

*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
C6gcl
?
No.52539
52541
[1d20 = 11]
>>52533
*grapples*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52540
>>52538
>>52537
*makes love to mare rump*
BK2bC
?
No.52541
[1d20 = 9]
>>52539
"Keees hlot dipobute!" "You can do better than that!"
>counter
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52542
52544
>>52538
"Take your time, my dear Flashy."
*snorts*
BK2bC
?
No.52543
[1d20 = 17]
"Gblit," "Shit"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52544
>>52542
*takes his time*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52545
52546 52547
>>52525
And level loosing
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52546
>>52545
Decision making, but it won't take effect until experience is tabulated.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52547
52549 52550
>>52545
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
C6gcl
?
No.52548
52551
[1d20 = 6]
Counter-counter
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52549
52551 52552 52554
>>52547
Can't cast wish yet, now permancy...
Anyone want some buffs?
GTyOx
?
No.52550
52552 52564
>>52547
*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it

So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
BK2bC
?
No.52551
52555 52556
[1d20 = 14]
>>52548
Thez' 17 was a mis-roll. Infernius' grapple is successful.
>Trip
But unless a 1, so is Thez' trip attempt, causing them both to collapse on the ground.
>>52549
"Neeeb! Hestd yuawq bhiff!" She calls to Torcuil. "Jillon fosx azilwen upifenty?" She calls to Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52552
52555
>>52549
What would it do to cast Animate Object on Tracy's chain?
>>52550
>All of the stats
He means spells.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52553
52558
Goddamn it
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52554
52555
>>52549
>Can't cast Wish
Are you sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52555
52557 52558 52559 52560
>>52551
"The fuck you on about lass?"
How much HP would I deduct for losing Theurge? I was thinking 6
>>52552
Idk, ask GM
>>52554
I'd have to do 3 more lvls in sorcerer befor getting any lvl 9 spells.
And I want those Bard skills
C6gcl
?
No.52556
52559
[1d20 = 11]
>>52551
*ties hands*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52557
52568
>>52555
Losing levels isn't really going to make acquiring new ones much faster at all
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52558
52568
>>52553
*Pat's back*
>>52555
>Skills
They'll be low rank, and you'll miss-out on ebin spellcasting at lvl 20..
I respect your choices though.
BK2bC
?
No.52559
52561 52568
[1d20 = 8]
>>52555
Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.

>>52556
Roll a 20

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52560
52568
>>52555
Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish
C6gcl
?
No.52561
52563
[1d20 = 19]
>>52559

BK2bC
?
No.52562
[1d20 = 8]

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52563
52566
>>52561
Infernius wins again
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52564
52565
>>52550
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52565
52567
>>52564
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question

"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52566
52569 52571
>>52563
*Cuddles and then witholdes sex*
Muwahahaha betrayl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52567
52571
>>52565
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52568
52570 52571
>>52558
Actually, skills are determined by overall level iirc
>>52559
"Are you drunk?"
>>52557
>>52560
What's the difference between levels in bard and these posts?

I aksed for the levels in Bard
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52569
52581
>>52566
<whooooof>
Hands still tied, but now she's sitting triumphantly on top of him.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52570
52572 52573 52575
>>52568
Nods toward Bones, who has a carafe of Covfefe.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52571
52575 52577 52583
1502156633294.png
>>52566
SO EVIL!

>>52567
"let's start small...

Young adult, Black"

>>52568
The Theurge levels effectively give you high level sorcer levels, but but will start very small and will take many levels to mean anything
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52572
>>52570
Tracy smiles slightly, glad she bought the old skeleton home.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52573
52574 52583
>>52570
"I should probably try to drink less than three cups a day"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52574
52576
>>52573
"Uh, how many cups of that stuff have you had in the past few days..?"
LJZcR
?
No.52575
52589
[1d100 = 60]
>>52571
>thinks for a second
Actually, I will keep those 2 levels
And get those level 3 bardic spells
>>52570
Ah what the hell, Torc takes a cup and chugs
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52576
52578
>>52574
"Over the past few months... quite a few"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52577
52579 52583
>>52571
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52578
52579
>>52576
".... How many of Mr. Bones's recipe..?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52579
52580
>>52577
It would probably be very easy to be held in place and have the appearance of running

"Be careful though pony, they are faster than you. Don't let these fuckers get away. Not again."

>>52578
"Oh I don't trust others to prepare my beverages"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52580
52582
>>52579
"That's fine then."
>Faster
"Only by slightly, and not when I'm running."
*Begins Run action."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52581
52583
>>52569
*picks up thez and spins her upside down*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52582
52590
>>52580
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...

"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52583
52584 52586 52587 52610
holo.jpg
>>52573
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.

As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.

This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52584
52585
>>52583
His normal behavior is like that though
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52585
52588
>>52584
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52586
>>52583
>the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes
"Um, I think so."
*Forks over hypothetical loot*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52587
>>52583
*unzips dick
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52588
>>52585
>That isn't what he's been doing these past three months
Uh... yeah, let's go with that
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52589
52591
>>52575
So what happens to Torc?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52590
52592
>>52582
*Charges at full speed, projecting her cone of smoke*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52591
52596
>>52589
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52592
52594
>>52590
"FREEZE!"
*suspect does not freeze*
PHGLm
?
No.52593
52594 52595
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52594
>>52593
>>52592

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52595
52597
>>52593
*lances fleeing suspect defensively*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52596
52603
>>52591
"No"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52597
52598 52602
>>52595
Roll your attack
I wanna see how much hypothetical damage
GTyOx
?
No.52598
52601
[1d20 = 11]
>>52597
Rolling
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52599
52603
*Drinks more covfefe*
*fugs thez*
C6gcl
?
No.52600
[1d100 = 63]

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52601
52602
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.

Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52602
52608
>>52597
Dragons have damage resistance though, so the first 5 points when using a lance won't count

>>52601
GM should definitely nerf the smoke thing. Giving a Cauchemar 17 levels in rogue is not appropriate for a game less than level 30
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52603
52604 52611 52613
>>52596
"No. I thought,... oh well."
>>52599
She's still sitting on top of him, playing a game of letting him get the upper hand and then <whooof>
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52604
52606
>>52603
*growls at thez*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52605
>forgot to power attack
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52606
52607
>>52604
?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52607
52616 52621
>>52606
He remembers when she did the same to him
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52608
52609
>>52602
*Nuzzles*
"Splendid charge, Flashy."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52609
52610
>>52608
"He reached for my gun. You saw that right?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52610
52612 52616
>>52583
How much would it benefit Tracy's progression to shed 3 levels now?
>>52609
"Yes, of course dear."
*Nuzzling intensifies*
C6gcl
?
No.52611
[1d20 = 20]
>>52603
*Grapples*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52612
52614
>>52610
*Nuzzles horsey back*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52613
52616
>>52603
Can Torc tell the truth now?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52614
52615
>>52612
*Kisses*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52615
52617
>>52614
"uh, okay"
*kisses horsey*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52616
52621
>>52607
Different kind of sitting on, this is more of a spiteful king of the hill scenario (Infernius being the hill)
>>52613
Yes
>>52610
You just want me to do a shit-ton of math. Xp

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52617
52618
>>52615
*Licks all over face, swaying her hips*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52618
52619
>>52617
"Do you want something, horsey?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52619
52620
>>52618
"......... I want you!" *Giggles*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52620
52624
>>52619
"Uh, okay?"
*lays down to hug horsey*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52621
52622 52623 52624
>>52616
>>52607
"Thez me tired of trump saying you two fugged, me gonna go rape one of his ponies."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52622
>>52621
"You nigger I wasn't bragging I was angry"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52623
52625
>>52621
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
PHGLm
?
No.52624
52625 52626 52629
[1d20 = 18]
>>52620
*is hugged*
"Lip quivers."
>>52621
Kunai to the spinal cord.
Hope he wasn't facing away from her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52625
52627
>>52623
"Stop him before we get another fight and more drama"

>>52624
KEK
*kisses horsey*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52626
52628
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52627
52632
>>52625
*kisses back*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52628
52630 52632
>>52626
>Slovenia, Felicia
"Wait, what do they have to do with this?"
C6gcl
?
No.52629
52632
[3d20 = 31]
>>52624
"REEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52630
52631
>>52628
Learn to read you nigger.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52631
52634 52635
>>52630
She's notr entirely aware of the fact that Brad has been trying to fug unicorns.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52632
52636
>>52627
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"

>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack

*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*

>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52633
*eyes narrow for a bit*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52634
>>52631
That project has been mostly abandoned since the engagement
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52635
52636 52637 52638
>>52631
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
BK2bC
?
No.52636
[1d10 = 3]
[9d6 = 39]
>>52632
>attacking
Yeah, cuz that's what he was thinking
>>52635
I'm not sure Infernius witnessed any of that,....

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52637
52643
>>52635
[alarmed hoers noises]
"W-w-wait, wat?! Th-that can't be..."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52638
52639 52641
>>52635
"She fucked me! I didn't want it to happen!"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52639
Damn, that took off 1/3 of Infernius' hp
>>52638
"This is true, I was teaching him to >rape you."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52640
52642
[nervous, confused hoers noises]
*blows long streams of smoke*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52641
52642
>>52638
"Me no believe you.why you keep bringing it up? To make me sad and angry?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52642
52646 52649
>>52641
"No, I just wanted to show Thez I was still angry"

>>52640
*Pets horse to calm her*
"It's okay horsey"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52643
52644 52645 52649
>>52637
"He want felica and Slovenia and thez and you. And it make me mad."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52644
>>52643
"No damn it I don't want Thez. I don't want an elf-dwarf"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52645
52647
>>52643
"IIRC, he's more into you than me," she says with a wink.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52646
52647
>>52642
"Hmph"
*betrayed Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52647
52651
>>52645
"That's..................."
*refrains from finishing sentence*

>>52646
"No, Infernius, I never wanted to hurt you!"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52648
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52649
52650 52652
>>52642
*whinnies nervously, a racehorse at the starting gate*
".. Y-you wouldn't do something like that; would you, Flashy?"
>>52643
".. Hahaha.. HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *gasps* haha, that wouldn't happen."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52650
52653
>>52649
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52651
52654 52657
>>52647
"Well you both did."
"Me need a drink!"
*walks towards the exit."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52652
>>52649
"Thats what behind the curtain."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52653
52655
>>52650
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52654
52660
>>52651
"Infernius! Come back I'm sorry!"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52655
52656
>>52653
*holds horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52656
52659
>>52655
*Lays head on shoulder, taking in his Scent*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52657
52661
>>52651
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52658
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52659
52662 52665
>>52656
"There there horsey, it's okay"

I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52660
1516989721894.png
>>52654
*climbs down rope*
*walks to bar*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52661
52664 52666
1516937448287.png
>>52657
"Me heart hurts worse."
*sad Minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52662
52663
>>52659
Like peach rings and sweat (training)
She's well familiar with it, could detect him from 30-60 ft away.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52663
>>52662
Kek, that'll work

*slips out peach ring*
*eats peach ring*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52664
52669
>>52661
"Cuz why?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52665
52667
>>52659
"I really do love you, Flashy.." she says, sniffing a bit
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52666
52670
>>52661
"GET BACK HERE"
Torc casts Polymorph any object, turning infernius into a pickle
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52667
52668
>>52665
"Are you sure you do horsey?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52668
52671
>>52667
*Noms head*
>'I really do.'
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52669
>>52664
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52670
52673
>>52666
C-checked
"Hey im pickle Infernuis"
*smile*
*sigh*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52671
52675
>>52668
"what does 'love' mean to you?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52673
52674 52682
>>52670
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52674
52676 52679
>>52673
"Dead soviets"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52675
52677
>>52671
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52676
>>52674
>Vodka on the rocks
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52677
52678
>>52675
"You know, I got you to attend one football game, but maybe you could come to more?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52678
52680
>>52677
"I'd be glad to go if it's with you, Flashy."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52679
52682 52683
pickle1.png
>>52674
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52680
52681
>>52678
"D'aww. I love you too... Tracy"
*hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52681
52685
>>52680
[Happy pony noises]
*Sways hips*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52682
52684
>>52673
"Glad thats over"
Torc gives Snek the polymorph staff, and sends him to recharge it, while Torc follows Thez and Infernius
>>52679
How'd you know?
"I'll take some scotch if you don't mind"
>Third wheeling intensifys
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52683
52689
>>52679
"Thanks. Me wish me could go back in time and stop that."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52684
52688 52693
>>52682
Are staffs rechargable?
I might want one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52685
52687
>>52681
"Well, I think I know what you want horsey"
*dismounts horsey*
*gets behind horsey*
*pets rump*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52687
52692
>>52685
*Rump jiggles hypnotically*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52688
>>52684
The machines in the tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52689
52694 52696
>>52683
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52690
52693 52694
Why is this on the overboard?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52691
>>52453
*internet hugs florida guy*

>>52490
TOP FUCKING KEK. I'm glad to see that reposted
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52692
52697
>>52687
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52693
>>52684
Yes. Technically wands aren't supposed to be rechargeable, but it seems silly to make a character re-make the wand since it takes just as long to charge as it does to make.
>>52690
Last thread did that in the upper levels also.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52694
52695
>>52690
I think waifu theif keeps messing with the bump limit
>>52689
Torc looks at the green liquid and shudders with bad memories.
"I'll j-just take a glass of scotch please"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52695
52699 52700
>>52694
"Pussy"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52696
52699 52706
>>52689
"Maybe hitler could undo it."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52697
52698
>>52692
"..Y-yes.. only I get this.."
*Shudders*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52698
52722
>>52697
*trusts into horse, grabbing her rump*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52699
52701
>>52695
Thez pokes I'nis with her finger and dunks him in his own drink.
>>52696
"But at what consequence? You saw Samurai Jack, it could change things."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52700
52702 52704
>>52695
"I'm not reliving that night again"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52701
52703
>>52699
"Oh me see y- you liked it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52702
52707
>>52700
"Be a man."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52703
52705 52707
>>52701
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52704
>>52700
Kek
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52705
52713
>>52703
"Nah we just have different memories."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52706
52709
>>52696
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52707
52708 52713
>>52702
"You weren't there."
Torc chugs his scotch, wishing he hadn't had to remember that.
>>52703
"Infernius, there are to many things that could go wrong. There's actually an episode of my favorite TV show about it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52708
52710
>>52707
"What a tv?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52709
52713 52717
>>52706
Its a fantasy game time traveling doesn't create paradoxes.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52710
52712 52716
>>52708
"Magic mirror,"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52711
52715
*humps happily*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52712
52714 52716
>>52710
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52713
>>52705
>>52707
There's a spell for that: Modify Memory.
>>52709
>Implying
Time-travel is spooky, m8.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52714
>>52712
*bobs up and down.*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52715
>>52711
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52716
52719
>>52710
"pretty much"
>>52712
"A moving picture with sound"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52717
52720
>>52709
Time travel doesn't create paradoxes, GM does. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52718
52724
See, now I'm curious: I wanna see what would happen.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52719
52721
>>52716
*confused Minotuar noises*
"What?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52720
>>52717
Im sure nothing major will happen
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52721
52723
>>52719
Torc slams his head into the bar.
"Forget it"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52722
52724
>>52698
*Backs rump into paladin*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52723
52725
>>52721
"Oh you mean talmud vision"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52724
52726 52727 52728 52729
>>52718
If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked

>>52722
*moves into pony*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52725
26e.jpg
>>52723
This, kek
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52726
52730
>>52724
>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single
lol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52727
>>52724
>pity sex
"REEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52728
52730
>>52724
*Clenches and winks on paladin*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52729
52730 52731
>>52724
Torc wouldn't have met death
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52730
52732
>>52726
The event forced your hand though, that's for sure

>>52729
I was about to add that

I am not sure if that whole mess of events surrounding Trollestia would have taken place

>>52728
"Good horsey!"
*tries to withhold ejaculating*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52731
52733
>>52729
You should go on a date with her some time.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52732
52737
>>52730
*Oozes and clams all over him, hind legs shuddering*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52733
52735 52736
>>52731
GM won't tell me how to contact her
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52734
52739
This is the worst timeline though.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52735
52748
>>52733
>[Distinct metallic clink of Snek holding a loaded gun to Torc's head]
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52736
52748
>>52733
kys
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52737
52740
>>52732
"I love you horsey"
*ejaculates a little*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52738
Torcuil, that is
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52739
52741
>>52734
*Worst timeline so far.
We can make it better though.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52740
52743
>>52737
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Suction increases*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52741
52742
>>52739
I doubt it, seems like its gonna get alot grim darker.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52742
52744
>>52741
Be more optimistic
GTyOx
?
No.52743
52745
Hello there little pony.jpg
[1d20+31 = 39]
>>52740
Trumpaladin uses the full power of his seduction on the horsey
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52744
52746
>>52742
Im sure theyll get better for you guys and thez but this universe seems to hate me.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52745
52747
>>52743
"Ooooooooooh..! Oh, Flashy..!"
*Sits back on paladin*
"I want to feel all of you!"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52746
52753
>>52744
Do you mean meatspace or game?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52747
52749
>>52745
*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*

"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52748
52750 52752
>>52735
>[distinct scream of a scared scottish mage]
>>52736
No u
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52749
52751
>>52747
*Grinds horse rear all over body*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52750
>>52748
Do it, coward!
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52751
52755
>>52749
*grinds Paladin front inside of horsey*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52752
52754
>>52748
"You?! What're YOU doing?" Death peeks out of the shadows.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52753
52756 52757
>>52746
Game space.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52754
52765
>>52752
>[another distinct scream]
"Oh, Hey Death!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52755
52756
>>52751
*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
GTyOx
?
No.52756
52759
>>52753
I'd hug your character, but the two are far away and Trumpaladin made the mistake of trying to seducing Tracy

>>52755
reeeeee

Trumpaladin's energy slowly escapes from his body in liquid form, sucked into the titanic horse vagina and plot above him
\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52757
52758 52762
>>52753
I can't speak for the dice, but I do think you're looking at it from the wrong perspective.
C6gcl
?
No.52758
52762
[1d20 = 8]
>>52757

Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52759
52760
every-womans-nightmare-trump-as-incubus-800.jpg
>>52756
[Happy succubus-pony noises]
*Absorbs life-energy from paladin*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52760
52761
>>52759
"Reeeeeee bad horsey, bad!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52761
52763
midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png
>>52760
"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more.. powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52762
52764
>>52758
>>52757
See
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52763
52767
>>52761
Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52764
52766
>>52762
What does that mean?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52765
>>52754
Torc offers Death a drink.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52766
52768
>>52764
The dice hate me
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52767
52770
>>52763
*Sucks more and more energy out of the Paladin, drinking generously from his well of power*
[Happy Fiend noises]
"~Hmmmm...! That's right; let it all out into me, Flashy.. Good boy.."
*Hind muscles vibrate with enhanced fervor*
BK2bC
?
No.52768
52769 52776
[1d20 = 16]
>>52766
Observably, its uncanny.
C6gcl
?
No.52769
52771
[1d20 = 9]
>>52768

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52770
52773
>>52767
"Ah fuck" Trumpaladin cries out, as he is no match for the muscular contractions of the mighty horse
*more fluid he didn't know he still had escapes from him*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52771
52772 52774
>>52769
Okay, that's it. I'm going to ask the developers if there is some sort of curse on your IP
LJZcR
?
No.52772
52782
[1d20 = 12]
>>52771
Test
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52773
52775 52777
>>52770
"Yes, yes, YES! Give me more..!"
*Bounces up and down repeatativly, mimicking the motions of a water pump*
C6gcl
?
No.52774
[1d20 = 13]
>>52771

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52775
>>52773
*sneaks in hand to perform lay of hands on own penis to prevent it from entirely falling off*
*rubs horse vagina with other hand just because sexy*
C6gcl
?
No.52776
[1d20 = 13]
>>52768
*drinks somemore dead soviet*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52777
52778 52785
>>52773
*Pours out more fluid*
C6gcl
?
No.52778
52779
[1d20 = 11]
>>52777
Czeched
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52779
52781
>>52778
"Try to cheer up. I mean, I hope you do," Thez says as GM prepares to depart.
GTyOx
?
No.52780
52785
[1d20 = 15]
Strength check to lift up demon horse
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52781
>>52779
"k"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52782
52783
>>52772
>>>/test/
PHGLm
?
No.52783
52784
[1d20 = 12]
>>52782
test
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52784
52786
>>52783
>>52783
??
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52785
52787 52790 52828
>>52777
Tracy puts on a look of ecstasy as she crackles with energy, and strangely seems somewhat bigger than she was before, although Brad dismisses it as a figment of his imagination.
"At least now we don't have to worry about you outliving me." she says in horse-speech, too quietly to hear
>>52780
"Are you uncomfortable, Flashy?"
*lifts one enormous, soft rump-cheek, as to allow him the space to escape if he so desired*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52786
>>52784
I was just rolling because everyone else was.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52787
52788
>>52785
Hey since Infernuis lived among hores he know hores right?
Also did you watch hellstorm?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52788
52789
>>52787
No, that was common.
Horse speech is a sekrit language, like druidic: you'll lose your pony magick if you teach it to a non-pony.
>did you watch hellstorm?
Tracy's faggot was unlucky ennough to catch the flu on top of whatever the hell else has been ravishing his body, and ended up sleeping most of the day. I'll watch it when I discover the energy to give it the attention it deserves.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52789
>>52788
88 checked
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52790
52791
>>52785
*escapes from demon horse*
"Well What was that about?!"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52791
52794
>>52790
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I was just thinking how lucky we are to be together for the rest your our lives, Flashy."
[appreciative pony noises]

Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52792
52795 52824
Wait a minute, if Torc couldn't cast 9th level spells, how did we defeat the Tarrasque in the first place?
*shoots self for for being an insufferable rulecuck*
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52794
image.png
>>52791
*suspicious and nervous stare*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52795
52796
>>52792
GM told me to do that
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52796
>>52795
Yeah, I remember.
It's still alive anyway I guess.
+4u0W
?
No.52797
52798 52827
image.png
[1d20+27 = 42]
Trumpaladin does a full sense motive on demon horse
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52798
52799
>>52797
*nuzzles*
Trumpaladin gets a hunch that Tracy feels like going outside to practice her acrobatics, and she's like him to ride her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52799
52800
1512632098297.png
>>52798
Trumpaladin is not at all assuaged, but he mounts the horse. What else could he do?

He sings to himself:
"'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky. On horses snortin' fire... as they ride on hear their cry"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52800
52802
>>52799
Make a ride check to begin performing.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52801
52824 52828
>Torc quickly feels uncomfortble having Death stare at him doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Snek finishes recharging the staff and heads back towards Torc
GTyOx
?
No.52802
52803
[1d20+20 = 28]
>>52800
"Yipee aye ay"
PHGLm
?
No.52803
52805
[1d20+29 = 41]
>>52802
"Yahoo!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52804
Idk if you add his ride check to her performance, because the rules are unclear when using a trained animal to perform, but either way, it's an Extraordinary performance.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52805
52806
image.gif
>>52803
"Yippee eye oh"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52806
52807
>>52805
*does back-flips and barrel rolls and skywriting and all that cool stuff*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52807
52808
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>52806
*Trumpaladin contemplates just where in his life he went wrong*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52808
52809
>>52807
Wut?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52809
52810 52812
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
>>52808
"Carry on"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52810
52811
>>52809
*nuzzles*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52811
52813
>>52810
*is nuzzled*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52812
52814
>>52809
"H-hey Brad look at me,I'm a pickle brad."
*hick*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52813
52814
>>52811
*licks*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52814
52815
My feelings on this.jpg
>>52812
Pic

>>52813
"What do you want horsey?"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52815
>>52814
>wants to throw him off of her back and molest him in front of the crowd that just gathered
"Nothing, just glad to be with you today."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52819
52821
новый-коллаж__700.jpg
>Implying the 1 will just go away if you delet it
*drags Brad away, who just barfed all over himself when attempting to speak*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52821
52822
>>52819
Just what the fuck dude?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52822
52826
stare.jpg
>>52821
Pic
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52824
52825
>>52792
Limited Wish
>>52801
Sorry, meatspace

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52825
>>52824
Nah, its fine. I was just being a bit of a metafag
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52826
>>52822
Pic unrelated, I just thought it was funny
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52827
52828
>>52797
Excuse my metafaggotry, but what were you trying to sense?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52828
52831 52839
>>52801
Pssst,... how exactly does Snek recharge the staff? That requires one to re-cast the stored spells.
>>52827
Pretty sure its to do with this >>52785

Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52830
52831 52832
sleep-paralysis-FI.jpg
Oh, that was mostly shitposting. Trump made a joke about the succubus-pony draining his energy through sex, so I was humoring him.
It was never really stated whether or not ponies and aged differently (I mentioned "pony years" in the any nest, but wasn't really serious), so I just made an ironic joke to semi-settle that.
It probably won't have any actual consequences, unless…
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52831
>>52830
>>52828

Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52832
>>52830
*the ant nest
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52833
52834
Tracy's Mobility training should be done by now, right? She's been at it in a while, even if she's been interrupted a bit.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52834
>>52833
Assuming Tracy has the Dodge feat, yes
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52839
52844
>>52828
Considering I didn't know that? I guess he doesn't.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52844
52845
>>52839
He can deliver touch spells at the least.
What spells were you recharging?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52845
52846
>>52844
The designated staff was Transmutation, which includes a few castings of Polymorph (2), Baleful Polymorph (2),... and the rest of the spells still remain (Expeditious retreat 1, Alter Self 1, Blink 1, and Disintegrate 3)
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52846
52847 52852
>>52845
Has he used anything expect for polymorph? That at least is touch range.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52847
52848 52852
>>52846
Nope, just polymorph. The first charge of baleful was to turn a rock into gold, and the second turned the 3 rats into gold statues. Alas, those statues, one can only wonder where they have wandered off to,....
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52848
52849 52850
>>52847
I thought we liquidated them or did something with them?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52849
52851
>>52848
I'm pretty sure Thez requisitioned one for display in the Tower, but naturally Darkie and co ran off with it.
"What? That thing was worth over 2000gp!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52850
>>52848
Nah, that'd be gay. Polymorph spells of any kind normally couldn't create materials of intrinsic value.
The pirates or whoever who took them probably loaded them onto their ships only to realize that they were gold-painted lead: even as statues, they were swindlers.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52851
>>52849
.. Unless I'm mistaken...
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52852
52857
>>52846
>>52847
So could Snek, as a familiar, recharge the Polymorph spells for Torc with his touch-delivering ability?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52853
52857
I want to go to Cardishore and stab some living bodies soon. Infernius was the first character she Sneak-Attacked in a long time...
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52854
52855
Tracy reads a few more pages from her Tome of Clear Understanding, before getting bored and heading off to feed her birds again.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52855
52856
>>52854
>A few more
Nigger, you never specified a first time
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52856
>>52855
I could've sworn I did.
Fine, guess she doesn't, if it's an issue.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52857
52858 52860 52863
>>52852
Potentially
https://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
Damn, I need to step up my game
>>52853
Yeah, I'll admit that the pyramid dungeon didn't pan out like I had hoped. I had intended that it present nominal-moderate difficulty, while also including a bunch of plot twists pertaining to the world. Unfortunately, I can't force the party to actually complete it without railroading. And so.

<BOOOOOOOOOOOM> with an earth-shattering, concussive sound-wave, the temple explodes.

As debris from the temple falls all along the dock-side (no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more) a whispering voice issues forth.

"This is not over."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52858
>>52857
>no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52859
52860
God fucking damn it
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52860
52862
>>52857
I could step up mine too. Haven't really played my character's roles well.
>>52859
Don't worry, they'll be plenty more skeletons to come in the future.
>[DOOT]
>>52857
*is tempted to ask if any other cool stuff rained down from the sky*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52861
1415914174402575245.png
I wonder if the tower also has a self-destruct mechanism...
Anonymous
qFUya
?
No.52862
52864
>>52860
Fuck you
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52863
52865 52866
>>52857
Tracy stares at the beautiful explosion with an awed expression on her face
>pic
*looks down at undead-bane maces that were in their way to becoming Disrupting weapons*
"Well that's a waste."
*tosses onto pile of other half-made items that'll probably never get finished*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52864
52866
>>52862
rude
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52865
52866
690987__semi-dash-grimdark_edit_screencap_pinkie pie_the cutie mark chronicles_animated_-colon-d_explosion_happy_mushroom cloud_open mouth_reflection_s.gif
>>52863
forgot pic
Anonymous
qFUya
?
No.52866
52869
image.jpeg
>>52864
>>52863
>>52865
Fuck off
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52867
52868 52878 52887
Consider yourselves fortunate. I had planned that the party would have been in the midst of that explostion, waking up in the entertron with all their equipment destroyed.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52868
52870
rpgdigademestre.jpg
>>52867
Oh shit..!
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52869
877965__safe_artist-colon-slowcoloringfag_pinkie pie_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_boop.png
>>52866

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52870
52871
>>52868
Except with a better grasp of what they're up against, why, and how to progress,....
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52871
52872
>>52870
I, for one, am slightly relieved. Now we can explore and find some victims enemies that Tracy can actually use her class abilities against.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52872
52873
>>52871
Also, I can finally send Tracy off to Cardishore.
Anonymous
qFUya
?
No.52873
52874
>>52872
F U C K Y O U
U
C
K

Y
O
U
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52874
52875 52878 52888
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>52873
Oh, stop it.
Up until this point, the armies you've fought been almost entirely composed of enemies your class is specialized against. Don't get butthurt just because of a plot twist to shake things up. There will be plenty of new places with things to kill and loot to steal.
I've been wanting to go back to Cardishore for months now.
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52875
52877
>>52874
That's not why you want to go there
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52876
52877 52878 52880 52889
TBH, the main reason the temple exploded is because as a pressing "adversary/obstacle", I got a little tired of the degree of nonchalance the party affected to it. This is/was a sinister element, literally on their doorstep, which the party seemed totally content to treat as an abandoned building to be scrapped and resourced. In reality, the contents of the temple were vastly more than sufficient to wipe the party out outright, depending on how it was role-played. Heck, several rooms were just a couple dice rolls away from death and dismemberment. In spite of this, the degree of "meh, when we get to it" kinda ruined it for me.
Additionally, I am a little irritated at the degree of vast research and investigation that the party is perfectly (and evidently) capable of doing, only for me to have to correct or weigh in on very basic details and issues, simply because that same due diligence was not applied. No offense, but Tracy is a perfect example of this, being far more fixated on what pretty-shiny could be had, rather than maximizing the pretty shinies (abilites AND swag) that has already been given. Trump has yet to have a moment with Vandereim. Tracy - the master of blades - has not once even bothered to figure out the correct usage of Korak's sword. I could go on.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52877
>>52875
Yeah, I also want to retrieve Tracy's knife collection, and stab some warm-blooded creatures.
>>52876
I guess you're right about all that..
I'll try to do it better from now on..
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52878
52879
>>52867
Would Mr. Snek be okay at least?
>>52874
This. I wanna go get a gnome quest, do some more exploring. I'm sick of just sitting around Port Barry shitposting.
>>52876
Hey, I suggested blowing a big ass hole right down the middle, I even did all the math, but nooooooooooo something about "muh loot" and other bullshit.
Sorry
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52879
52882
>>52878
No, snek would have been kill
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52880
>>52876
This. Although I think the "not treating it as a threat" could have been solved very easily by having a group of wraiths or some other monsters drift out and perma-drain Tracy while she was "training" would have been a simple enough solution
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52881
Also, you can expect that the next adversity will not be one that can be put on the backburner
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52882
52883
>>52879
B-but would h-he get revived?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52883
52884
>>52882
NO. He would NOT have. You're welcome.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52884
52885
>>52883
Tbh I would have probally quit for like a week if Snek died
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52885
52890
>>52884
Loot doesn't come bac to life, m8.
Know this: although your character can come back to life in the Entertron, your equipment cannot: so keep it out of danger.
*polishes shoes*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52886
52890
*stares at mushroom cloud*
".... So.. What next?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52887
>>52867
Rude.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52888
99UL76f.jpg
>>52874
>deleting jimmy-rustling memes
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52889
>>52876
*flies to gnome city*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52890
52892
>>52885
>locks Snek in a glassteel vault and never lets him out so he's safe
>now I can't use him and he's sad
This sucks
>>52886
"I've got some gnome friends we could visit. They could probally tell us the history of the airship, and we could find those fuckers."
Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52891
52893 52894
Well I have a legal seminar class now. Can we have a set group of hours when activity is not going on, and massive plot elements don't literally explode during lecture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52892
>>52890
You lose XP if he dies too, so keep him safe.
"I have some unfinished business with the faggots who run the dome up North..."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52893
52895
>>52891
The building exploded as a precedent. Other than that, nothing significant is going on.
As for the "General hours" bit, I would like that too. In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52894
52896 52897 52898
I actually am very sorry for not taking your dungeon serious GM.
>>52891
I guess whatever times your lectures are, but I won't completely stop shitposting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52895
>>52893
>In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Please do
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52896
52897 52898
>>52894
Me too...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52897
>>52894
>>52896
I knew there was something off about it.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52898
52899 52900 52901
>>52894
>>52896
I don't want players to be sorry, it was poorly implemented on my part. What I do advise and request is that more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's. Yes, the faggot determines what the character does, but the character is the one who can die or experience consequences. I mean I could have had Thez maintain a vigil over the temple, as though it was something that could blow up at any time, or could possess numerous high-level spellcasters, but that would have been railroading.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52899
52903
>>52898
I suggest adding some railroading and mix it with the sandbox.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52900
gay bathhouse.png
>>52898
>more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's
I can agree with that.
It's been getting pretty gay in recent weeks, with all of the out-of-character metafaggotry..
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52901
52902
>>52898
*flies to the suit shop*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52902
>>52901
*companies him*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52903
52904 52905 52961
>>52899
>railroading
That reminds me, I forgot a critical element of the building exploding. Yes, there was the whisper of "This is not over," but there was also a tell-tale and familiar cackle of a malicious jester whom the party currently possesses the (a?) head of.
Yeah. I've been waiting to reveal that shit for months now.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52904
52906
>>52903
But we killed him
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52905
52907
>>52903
Oh shit..!
I was wondering when keeping his corpse was gonna' bite me in the ass..
*checks closet and sifts through skeletons to see if he's still there*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52906
52911
>>52904
And there aren't a dozen or more spells that enable a particularly proficient spellcaster to perpetuate themselves with,... Trump even admitted being disappointed that he didn't have any equipment on him,... almost as though he didn't see the results of that encounter as consequential.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52907
52908
>>52905
His bits are still there
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52908
>>52907
Tracy breaths a sigh of relief, having confirmed that her favorite corpse is still intact.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52909
52910
For the record, I had thought that this would have been revealed in the Banquet Nuts thread (hence the OP image)
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52910
52913
>>52909
>Banquet Nuts
Jee, that was like 20 nuts ago.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52911
52912 52915
>>52906
Fucking magecucks!!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52912
52914 52925 52961
>>52911
>is a mage
But yes, mages are generally pussies that are always trying to cheat death in one way or another
>*Death-chan kisses Torcuil on the cheek*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52913
52915
>>52910
Yeah, I know. I thought it was going to be revealed then, and then again during court city, and again with the temple.
So to summarize (though little has actually happened, but now the characters realize they're not as cushy as they may have thought):
Kefka is alive somehow. Consequently, the Spartan contingent desires to relay with command. The gnomes (good call) can be inquired about the airship, Cardishore is back on the table so to speak, and there are a variety of other cities and nation-states that are now within reach (cuz airship).
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52914
>>52912
Im not a mage, im a cleric.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52915
52916 52917
>>52913
I was expecting it, but didn't know when it would happen.
>>52911
Pretty sure a lot of gods can resurrect after time so long as they still have worshipers, or certain aspects of their portfolio remain as part of the universe.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52916
52917 52920
>>52915
Hmmm difficult if true.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52917
>>52915
Actually, I'm glad those necromancers didn't get their hands on any part of Kefka's body. That could've been uber-spooky apocalypse-tier..
*hides precious body-parts*
>>52916
If Kefka's powers were rooted deeply enough in this world, he might be good as immortal.
We still don't know just how power he is as a mage or a deity.
PHGLm
?
No.52918
52919
[1d20+5 = 8]
Local Knowledge check, to learn wtf even is Cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52919
>>52918
>nope
Okay then...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52920
52921 52925
>>52916
Theomachia is on my list of stuff I wanna do on this campaign. Glad to have a second chance to kill him at full strength.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52921
52922 52926
>>52920
The xp we got was a lie.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52922
52923 52924
>>52921
On the contrary, the Xp was for the Terrasque, which is alive again also, but the "defeat" threshold was achieved
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52923
52924 52927
>>52922
Still feels off though.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52924
52927
>>52922
>>52923
Feels like i didnt earn it.
Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52925
52926
>>52920
>>52912
It's not a god. Just a mage. A Mage like few others, to be sure, but the difference matters
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52926
52929
>>52921
You don't necessarily have to completely kill something to get XP from it. You can gain experience from removing the threat of an encounter, if you role-play it well enough.
Look on the bright side, we'll get to fight them both again at full or even heightened strength, so you'll have a chance to earn that XP seriously.
>>52925
>*slight disappointment*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52927
52928
>>52923
>>52924
o_o
~_~
>_<
>out
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52928
52930 52956
>>52927
So long.
>leaves because banished
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52929
52931
>>52926
"Tracy you hear that laugh?!?! It sound like kefka!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52930
>>52928
*barbed kunai sinks into back*
"Get over here!"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52931
52932
>>52929
*tosses skeleton back into closet*
"That it did. Looks like the cosplaying freak is still around somehow."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52932
52933
>>52931
"If he back maybe terrasque is back too."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52933
52934
>>52932
*wipes sweat*
"Hahaha.. Why would you think that?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52934
52935
>>52933
"What you know?
*leans in and sqwints*
PHGLm
?
No.52935
52936
[1d20+20 = 36]
>>52934
Bluff
"N-nothing... Didn't the dog-thing turn into a football?"
C6gcl
?
No.52936
52937
[1d20 = 15]
>>52935
Counter!
"Maybe me havent looked in awhile,maybe me walk down to field then come back."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52937
>>52936
"Uhm.. Uh... Sure... You go do that..."
*nervous whistling*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52938

Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52939
52940
"The football disentigrated. I saw it while showing the stadium to... Someone, and Fae confirmed it"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52940
52942
>>52939
"Me think tracy knows something."
PHGLm
?
No.52941
52946 52947
[1d20+21 = 32]
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
4K0nC
?
No.52942
52943
>>52940
"Why do you say that?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52943
52944
>>52942
"When me mentioned that terrasque
Could be back, she started sweating and stuttering."
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52944
52945
>>52943
"Aaaand then, she ran. Alright, Now I'm convinced."
*sigh*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52945
>>52944
"Lets go find out what she knows!"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52946
>>52941
"You can't hide while we're looking straight at you, you furry nigger"
C6gcl
?
No.52947
[1d20 = 17]
>>52941
Perception
PHGLm
?
No.52948
[1d20+21 = 29]
Rolling to Move Silently
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52949
52951
I g2g for a bit
C6gcl
?
No.52951
[1d20 = 6]
>>52949
*dabs on*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52952
52953
*puts on disguise*
For if you ever find her Xp
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52953
>>52952
So we can count Tracy as gone?
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52954
52955
You can't hide while being observed, by the way, and you need concealment. She'd at least need to run first
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52955
53125
>>52954
Infernius turned around to go look in some field; and your character wasn't speaking, so there was nothing to say he was in the same room.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52956
52957
>>52928
"Well, now what? Kefka is back. Those three lichs are definitely coming back. I don't know if the Tarasque is back but it isn't contained as a football, of that I am sure. We can't even keep the damned group rogue from trying to kill and rob White people. AND WHY IS THAT FUCKING DRAGON STILL ALIVE!" Trumpaladin loses his cool in that last statement

"So... what do we do?"
*sighs*

under his breath "at least I am free now"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52957
52958
>>52956
"Well me say we should start by looking for tracy to see what she knows. The dragon lives because lennos is sweet on her."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52958
52960
>>52957
"How do you find Tracy? Neither of us are as fast as her and we don't have the ability to find her while she's hiding. Fae is fast enough, she can spot and listen as well. She can track her scent. That might work. Torcuil could scry on Tracy. I'm mostly just worried about her doing harm.

If she's coming back for anything, it's those birds. She loves those more than pretty much anything. Except crime and crafting I guess.

That fucking dragon lives because Torcuil and Thez are sweet on her. Lenos only found out she existed much later."
PHGLm
?
No.52959
52962 52966
[1d20+20 = 24]
>incognito
Rolling to Gather Information about Cardishore.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52960
52962
>>52958
" try saying the wedding will be on faster if she comes out
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52961
>>52903
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I TORC KILLED HIM
>>52912
>Torc blushes
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52962
52964
>>52960
"Eh, this really is not the way I wanted the break up to happen. But I guess I'll take it"

>>52959
Because doing that while the GM is unambiguously unavailable is going to be super effective
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52964
52965 52967
>>52962
"Break up?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52965
52967 52969
>>52964
"I meant between myself and Tracy"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52966
52968 53125 53130
>>52959
>Running away from the group because you don't want to reveal critical information, and then staying away so you can complete some quest or whatever by yourself
You're a dick by the way. If you want to play a single player game that is perfectly tailored for your particular preferences, buy a video game. GM spent hours building that dungeon and you made him throw it all away when you just went "oh I don't want to do that, I want to do something else"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52967
>>52964
>>52965
>>52965
WHAT
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52968
52970
>>52966
Tracy had every reason to avoid talking about that.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52969
52970
>>52965
"But tracy love you uncondi-tionally."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52970
52971 52972
>>52968
And those reasons were? It's an excuse to be anti-social and uncooperative

>>52969
"That's false. I think you know that"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52971
52973
>>52970
"She say that she do anything for you and foal though."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52972
52973
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>52970
>reasons were?
'Cuz he'd be mad at her.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52973
52974 52975
>>52971
"Do you believe that?"

>>52972
Why you bring out the cute ponies?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52974
52976
>>52973
"Yes me do."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52975
>>52973
Cause he has to do it
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52976
52977
>>52974
*hangs his head*
"I don't. I never did...

So what do we do now?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52977
52978 52979
>>52976
"Find forc, rally the troops and invade!"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52978
>>52977
I guess Torc is now a fork
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52979
52980 52982 52988
>>52977
"Infernius, you don't understand. The enemy is far stronger than we anticipated. Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us. Those liches are almost our equals. There will be an entire garrison there. And we'll be facing all of them at once. And now there are only three of us."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52980
52981
>>52979
"Lets see if we can open alex."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52981
52984
>>52980
"What? Do you mean Sad Alex?"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52982
52983 53125
>>52979
>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.
Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52983
52988 52989
>>52982
All he needed was a simple mantle, and POOF he's immune to you
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52984
52985 52990
>>52981
"Yea and theres that guy we can resurrect."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52985
52987 52989
>>52984
"I don't think we can just use sad alex, and Korak is not going to be friendly"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52987
>>52985
"Not korak the flashy one. You know the guys head thats in the main room."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52988
52990
>>52979
Don't be a bitch. Your character literally radiates courage.
I say bring it on if we can't win, I'll just run away.
>>52983
Not if he rolls a 1.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52989
52990
>>52983
Well sorry Mr. Rain-on-everyone's-parade
>>52985
Technically he would only hate Torc
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52990
52991 52992 52995
>>52984
"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."

>>52988
>"Tracy, why you run away?"

>>52989
Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52991
52993
>>52990
>'I'm not running away.'
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52992
52993
>>52990
"All is not lost."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52993
52994 53010 53125
>>52991
>"Okay. Why are you hiding?"

>>52992
*sits down*
"The best I can figure is we go to Sparintenar and see what help and knowledge we can get there"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52994
52996
>>52993
>'Just taking a walk around town.'
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52995
52996
>>52990
>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
How can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...

And setting his slaves free...
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52996
52997 52998 53002
>>52994
>"Doing what? Why did you leave so ingloriously?"

>>52995
Everytime Trump talks with a pirate he's blamed fro everything in the Korak incident. Although I agree, it's 100% Torcuil's fault
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52997
53001
>>52996
>'I'm an inglorious pony.' *empathetic shrug*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52998
53002
>>52996
>Everytime Trump talks with a pirate
When does he do this?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52999
53000
Claiming Death
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53000
53005
>>52999
Checked
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53001
53003
>>52997
>"Can you come back for a moment? I can step away from Infernius if you don't want to see him"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53002
53004 53005
>>52996
Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998
Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53003
53004 53125
>>53001
>'I'm gathering some information on Cardishore. What do you need?'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53004
53006 53016
>>53003
>"Only a hug..."

>>53002
But they are lawful
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53005
>>53002
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
>>53000
The >checked is checked
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53006
53007
9030592.jpg
>>53004
>pirates
>lawful
Pick one.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53007
53008 53009
>>53006
Trumpaladin did an alignment check of Korak, and he was lawful evil
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53008
53011
>>53007
Oh, I thought he was Chaotic Neutral.
Guess that makes sense for a slave-trader.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53009
53011
>>53007
But the crew¿
>evil
Haven't you said multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53010
53011
>>52993
"We buy some tech from gnomes?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53011
53012 53015
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>53008
That would be Lenos

>>53009
The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?

>>53010
"I need a moment. At least"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53012
53013
>>53011
>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money
You intend to pay them all salaries?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53013
53014
>>53012
That was the plan at the time
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53014
53016
>>53013
I say just let them all go. They'll find work in the port themselves.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53015
53017
th (7).jpeg
>>53011
*hugs*
"Help me bring alex over here."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53016
53018
>>53004
>>53014

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53017
53020
>>53015
"I don't think we're finding him"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53018
53019
>>53016
>'I'll be there soon, ~Flashy.'
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53019
53021
>>53018
>"What are you really doing, Tracy?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53020
53022 53023
1511111278618-1.png
>>53017
"What are you talking about? Hes over there"
*points to statue*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53021
>>53019
>'NOT stealing wheels off wagon, if that's what you think..'
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53022
53025
>>53020
Ryuk guards him.
I wouldn't mess with Ryuk...
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53023
53024
>>53020
"That won't animate him"

*sighs*

*curls up*

*cries*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53024
53025
>>53023
*walks over and grabs the statue and bings him over to the table*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53025
53026
>>53024
>>53022

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53026
53027
>>53025
*cup checks "angel"*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53027
53028
>>53026
Too bad you guys don't have a sorcerer that can turn flesh too stone
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53028
53033
>>53027
Well, vise versa in this case
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53029
53031
Trumpaladin moves further away from Infernius, and then finds a couch to lay on and pout
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53030
rs-19085-rectangle.jpg
Sad Alex's petrified body transmits radio signals across the entire continent.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53031
53032
>>53029
>*bra lands on face*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53032
53034
>>53031
*picks up item*
"Did Tay come back?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53033
53035 53039
>>53028
"Hey meme machine, me need help."
"Transmit this into his head"
*https://youtu.be/DQM0i0fGovY*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53034
53035
>>53032
*boobies land over eyes*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53035
53037
>>53034
"Gah!"

>>53033
>404 not found
Sounds like it's already there
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53037
53040
>>53035
"You call me over, ~Flashy?"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53039
53040
>>53033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53040
53041
>>53037
smiling somewhat
*opens arms for hugs*

>>53039
But she's also got no eyes, so checkmate
PHGLm
?
No.53041
53044
>>53040
*hugs hoo-man*
PHGLm
?
No.53042
53043 53044
Why are we at the top of the overboard again?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53043
>>53042
We need to be, i want anothe player.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53044
53045
>>53041
*hugs pony*

>>53042
I even saged it. I don't know
PHGLm
?
No.53045
53046
>>53044
"Have you been lonely, Flashy?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53046
53047
>>53045
"No... But I do need reassurance..."
*holds onto pony tightly*
PHGLm
?
No.53047
53048
>>53046
*is held*
"I'm here for you, Flashy."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53048
53049
>>53047
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
PHGLm
?
No.53049
53050
>>53048
"What's a remote, and what's netflix?"
*does what he says, regardless*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53050
53051
>>53049
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
PHGLm
?
No.53051
53052
>>53050
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53052
53053
>>53051
*picks up pony and cradles her*
"Do you want food?"
PHGLm
?
No.53053
53054 53055 53057 53126
>>53052
*nibbles fingers expectantly, like an animal at a petting zoo*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53054
53056
>>53053
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"

Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it

*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53055
53056
>>53053
*Also picks out a carrot*
*places carrot near pony mouth*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53056
53059
>>53054
"Thank you very mu-"
>>53055
*Nibbles on carrot*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53057
53058 53059 53075
>>53053
This is a fucking adorable visual
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53058
>>53057
Ponies have the affect on people.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53059
53060
>>53056
*pets pony, and offers another carrot*

>>53057
I know
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53060
53061 53125
>>53059
*Nibbles second carrot to bits*
[Happy pony noises*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53061
53062 53063
>>53060
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53062
53063 53064
>>53061
>[Munchmunchmunchmunchmunch]
*Shreds carrots*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53063
53064
>>53062
>>53061
*Eyes gleam, while munching*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53064
53065
>>53063
>>53062
*Looks into pony eyes*
*now cuts off a piece of the steak, and feeds the steak to the pony, careful to keep his fingers far enough away so he isn't bitten*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53065
53066
>>53064
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53066
53067
>>53065
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53067
53068
>>53066
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53068
53069
>>53067
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53069
53070
>>53068
*Rubs tummy and smiles contently, comfortable on Brad's lap*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53070
53071
>>53069
*rubs pony tummy as well*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53071
53072
>>53070
"~Hmmmmmm.."
*Rolls over to expose cute pony tum-tum*
GTyOx
?
No.53072
53073 53074
[4d20 = 60]
>>53071
BELLY WUBS!

Hopefully none of this would cause her to vomit...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53073
>>53072
Idk man, dat Crit...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53074
53076
>>53072
[Foolish giggling]
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53075
>>53057
*Boops meme mage*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53076
53077
>>53074
"I never did ask you what foods and drinks you like. Maybe I should have asked that first"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53077
53079
>>53076
"I can eat just about anything, but I think my favorite thing is food pellets."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53078
Did anyone save that greentext where Anon notices the lack of salt in all of the food in Equestria so he gets into the habit of bringing a saltshaker wherever he goes, and the ponies begin to freak out because they think he's addicted to salt?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53079
53080
1515354118568.png
>>53077
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53080
53081
>>53079
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53081
53082
>>53080
"Did you move around out of choice or because of circumstance?"

*retrieves food pellets*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53082
53083
>>53081
"..Both, really..."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53083
53084
>>53082
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....

You like moving around?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53084
53085
>>53083
"I wouldn't say I liked it; it's just how I lived. I do prefer to move around a bit more though.
I only ever wanted to be a mommy.."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53085
53086
>>53084
"I'm not sure what I wanted. To achieve glory? To do justice? Something like that. I don't think the moving around did me any good..."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53086
53087
>>53085
"What about a family?"
*Holds tummy*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53087
53088
>>53086
"I don't know if I'm ready"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53088
53089
>>53087
"You'll have half a year to prepare. I hope you, no we are ready by then.."
*Nuzzles chest*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53089
53090
>>53088
"I hope so too..."
*nervously paces his own hand on the pony's chest*
"Is being a mother really what you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53090
53091
>>53089
"It's the only thing I've ever really wanted... Aside from many the occasional 4CC trophy..."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53091
53092
>>53090
*sits pony up*
"Even the blue emaciated one isn't immune to the siren call of glory"
"well, I guess you're set now"
*places hand over womb of pony*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53092
53093
>>53091
"It feels, so warm.. until just last year, I thought I was dead inside, but then something finally grew inside of me... I feel like a completely different pony.."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53093
53094
>>53092
"You seem to be nicer to people than I recall.

If I recall..."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53094
53095 53100
1510343331799.jpeg
>>53093
"These people don't die so easily, so I've learned to be a bit nicer to them.
They're not so bad."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53095
53096
>>53094
"D'aww"
*hugs pony*
"The human spirit doesn't die so easily"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53096
53097 53098
>>53095
"Nah, pretty sure I could kill Torc, but he'd just come back after a night with his gf."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53097
>>53096
"Well Torc is easy to kill. I made Fae do it one time cause he shot me. Came back anyways."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53098
53099
>>53096
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53099
>>53098
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53100
53101
>>53094
"Me think that you okay even if you do stab me from time to time"
PHGLm
?
No.53101
53102 53103 53104
[1d20 = 9]
>>53100
"~Awww, that's so sweet of you."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53102
53104
>>53101
Eh, that one clipped off of his armor plate
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53103
53105
>>53101
"Did you just try to stab me?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53104
53106
>>53101
"Just stay away from the townsfolk. They need us"

>>53102
Infernius doesn't wear plate armor
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53105
53107
50a.jpg
>>53103
"~Maybe..."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53106
>>53104
You gave him the full plate, remember.
C6gcl
?
No.53107
53108 53109 53110
[1d20 = 5]
>>53105
*grapple*
"Reeeee"
PHGLm
?
No.53108
53111
[1d20 = 20]
>>53107
lol fail
Stab of opportunity
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53109
53113
>>53107
Thats a 19
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53110
53112
>>53107
"Stay off my pony!"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53111
53112
>>53108
>A 20
I think that grapple failed
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53112
53114 53116
>>53111
>>53110
Its a 19
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53113
53115
>>53109
You just took a Crit with a keened dagger, m8.
I suggest taking the Improved Grapple feat.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53114
53118
>>53112
Pretty sure it hits
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53115
53116 53117 53118
>>53113
I earned that feat remember?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53116
>>53112
Well, the thing is that when you attempt a grapple without Improved grapple the opponent you are attempting to grapple has an attack of opportunity. If that attack lands and deals damage then the grapple fails.

>>53115
I don't recall
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53117
>>53115
"Stay off my pony"
PHGLm
?
No.53118
53121
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>53114
Even if it did, you still took the attack of opportunity.
>>53115
I stand corrected then

Escape Artist check
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53119
53120
It's getting late.
Say Tracy """ironically""" tried to stab Infernius, so he rightfully slapped her for it.
*Faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53120
>>53119
I don't think you're getting out of this conundrum that easily
C6gcl
?
No.53121
53122
[1d20 = 13]
>>53118
>>53118

GTyOx
?
No.53122
53123
[1d20+24 = 41]
>>53121
I think the initial escape artist check was to try to counter the initial grapple. If you're rolling to maintain grapple that would be a new round

Rolling for tracy because she's got basically three possible actions and I think this would be the favored rout. Rolling to try to escape again.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53123
53124
>>53122
Actually, this situation is wrong for several reasons
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53124
>>53123
Hey brad i think you might want to check these guys out i just heard about them on mike enochs podcast.
http://www.freedomfront.org
Its supposed to be a splc for whites.

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53125
53127 53128 53129 53130 53135 53137
454313__safe_rarity_creepy_bunny_face_rabbit_rage_rage face_pony eyes on stuff.png
>>52955
Okkay, I know its a moot point considering how events transpired, but I fail to see where Infernius "looked away" ("conveniently"). Ipsofacto, this would not have worked.
>>52966
Oh, suddenly GM's time is valuable?
Seriously, I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer.
>>52982
Torcuil forgets that Kefka wasn't even trying last time.
>>52993
"SIR!" A pair of Spartans have made their way to,... wherever the party is at the moment. "We concur. If the Emperor is alive, we must get word to Baz at once."
>>53003
All Tracy is able to learn aside from previous is that while Cardishore regularly and frequently promotes new talent, strikingly few ever achieve it. What is more, the few people who are known to have auditioned at Cardishore (and presumably did not pass) never return to their former lives. What happens to them or where they go is not known.
>>53060
e_e I accept this cute

Okkay. So what would have happened is had the party proceeded down the long staircase, they would have found themselves in a large open room, too dark to see the exterior walls. Quick jump cut-to, they would have been thoroughly BTFO by Kefka and the leaders of the 7 factions. Who are the 7 factions? Perhaps the party will learn who they are. They would have learned who they are, but they also would have gotten blown the fuck up in the process (its a TRAP!).
Luckily for the party, the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions, and so they just blew the building up anyway. Desu, I'm glad they did because I hadn't accounted for Snek, and since Torcuil was carrying the Staff of Power, it is guaranteed to have obliterated everyone in the party, disregarding any preventative measures (magic, etc.).

So how about that, the party pissing GM off landed them in the most favorable possible outcome. Don't think that will work a second time tho.
Pic mostly unrelated
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53126
>>53053
Meant to quote this one. e_e
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53127
53135 53153
>>53125
OH YEAH THE STAFF OF POWER
Lets see, I think Torc has never actually used that one. So, upon breaking it would release: one magic missle, one ray of enfeeblement, one continual flame, one levotate, one lightning bolt, one fireball, two cones of cold, two hold monsters, two walls of force, and two globes of invulnerablilty. Holy shit, not too mention whoever broke it has a 50% chance of dieing, or going to another plane
I'm glad I have a natrual tentancy to piss everyone off, and that I actually broke that staff when you told me not too.
>what do we want?
I (personally) would like some more exploration. Like, now that Port Barry is "safe" the party travels around trying to bring others to their cause before they take over the land
PHGLm
?
No.53128
53140
>>53125
Would Vadereim have been kill too? Would've felt sorry for him, since he's hardly had any chances to speak. And we would've never heard the end of it from Trump's faggot.

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53129
GameMastering Herding Cats.jpg
>>53125
>the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions
*shrugs*
Well, I can only say I'll try to take it more seriously in the future from now on.
Sorry..
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53130
53131 53153
>>53125
>I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer
I'd like some more /mlp/-themed content/enemies. I'd like to put a knife through commiehorse.
Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment.
>>52966
Just some metafaggotry fyi: I'm not just having her run to withhold information. My character would just be inclined to keep it sekrit, although that's not set in stone.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53131
53132 53140
tenor.gif
>>53130
>Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment
You don't like it when you're unable to use your main class feature against enemies, so do you think I'd like it when my way of dealing extra damage, much of the damage from the sword, a number of protective spells, and my way of detecting enemies is completely ineffective? Diversifying the alignment of enemies may allow for more diplomacy and more of trying to talk the enemy down (the only other thing my character is good at) which would be fun, but otherwise, pic
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53132
53134
>>53131
As long as I still have this smiting ability, I'd like to use it some time. Besides, a story where the goof vs. evil dialogue is too clear little bit bland. I prefer stories with drama and tough decisions, where several opposing factions, all just in their own conflicting motives, are forced to tragically clash against each other, like the Trojan War.
Besides, it's not always clear who an enemy or an ally is just because of their alignment. I just want a more diverse pool of stab-able NPCs on the table.
GTyOx
?
No.53134
53136 53140
>>53132
You mean your once a day smite that can deal three points of damage and add +2 to the attack roll? I'm willing to bet your sneak attack damage means more to you. I still am more sorry to lose the 4 times a day, +17 damage and +5 attack uses of Smite evil, besides the +2 attack and +2 damage on the sword, possibly another 2d6 damage on the sword, and spells like Dispel Evil.

Yeah yeah yeah, in the real world, morality is a social construct created by tribes and internalized by individuals to become a deep emotional need, and one tribe's sacred and good is another tribe's profane and evil, so every one who acts is fully convinced that they are serviving the cause of good. But fuck the real world, give me high fantasy. In High Fantasy, good and evil, law and chaos are cosmic scale factions and ideologies, where you rarely have to wonder who is on the right

If I wanted a world full of tragedy, where there is no right answer, and where you can never be sure you've done good or that there is any good to do, where there is no greater cosmic purpose, I'd pay attention to the Real World. Fuck the real world. Give me a universe where I can look at something and say "we smite this" and look at another thing and say "we protect this." I love alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP.

>>53132
>tough decisions
Then why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there? Lord knows we have enough difficulty motivating the characters to do things as it is. You're playing the group information gatherer, the only character with the skills to actually do it, yet you refuse to have her communicate information 'cause "she isn't motivated." Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray. It'll only get worse if gray becomes the standard.

I'll get more than enough of though decisions when I finally get a job as a prosecutor. I've seen more than enough of them just through my exposure to that career

>Tragic clash
Then what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good? Again, if I wanted a world where making a positive difference were not possible, I would pay attention to the real world. And I don't.

The Illiad is run to read, I agree. It is not fun to roleplay or live. I'd prefer Star Wars
\r
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53135
53153 53159
>>53127
>>53125
I want to inspire enough men to crush (international?)Jewry.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53136
53139 53142
>>53134
>why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there?
You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen.
I like complex, dramatic circumstances (that don't occur through metafaggotry), where there may be good or bad consequences on either side of the issue.
>what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good?
It's not a proper tragedy if you don't learn something from it in the aftermath. Your decisions when circumstances are hazy define your views and values as a character. Anyone can make a decision when circumstances are clear, but when situations become convoluted, that's where the real character-development occurs.
>Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray
You have that Phylactery of Faithfulness: you won't fall without realizing it.
>Smite
It's not the damage, it's the concept: I wanna own the role as long as I have it (might just toss the levels if I see a better development plan, so that's a bit gray)
Poisons, Smiting, Sneak attacks: overall I built a character capable of doing bad things to good people, if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary.
>alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP
Alignment is not a sure-kill method to know if a character will always be on your side. Good characters have conflicts of interest too.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53137
53138 53139
>>53125
Also id like to go to space.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53138
53141
>>53137
Finish-off the Earth Jews first. Better not to leave the job unfinished.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53139
53141 53143
>>53136
>Damage doesn't matter
Well it fucking does to me when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it, because the entire class is designed around facing evil opponents.

And if your whole issue is role play, well damn it, I'm roleplaying a Crusader. So yeah, evil enemies are better

>if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary
What the hell is your character aiming for? Aside from being your tool to gain more items and powers for combat you don't actually have an interest in?

>Not a proper Tragedy
Tragedy is fun to read and watch. Why the hell would you want to live or play it?

>You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen
The reason I can't chose what happens to me in life is because the only alternative to being flung around by circumstance is Suicide. A game is about taking power over your character and circumstance

>>53137
Why is space so much more interesting to you than the hordes of villains on the same planet? Do you think a different planet might be less boring to you? If you're bored by this planet, why would a different one be less boring to you?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53140
53145
>>53128
Yes, vandereim would also have been kill. Uatchit would not have died, but the figurine would have been destroyed, along with the new and untested goat figurines.
>>53131
Relax, I'm looking to include ideas; the excluding of ideas will come later.
>>53134
Noted

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53141
>>53139
>>53138
Niggers did you not read this ?>>53135

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53142
>>53136
>you won't fall without realizing it
No, the problem is why the hell am I doing this in the first place. A motivation to actually act, not a fear of being nerfed more. Not that falling matters as much if enemies are not evil aligned, because most of the powers pertain to evil foes anyways
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53143
>>53139
>when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it
M8, you don't always have to be the one killing. My character fights best off of the battlefield anyway: I wanna murder enemies behind the scenes, when their pants are down.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53145
53146 53153 53155
>>53140
I'd like more opportunities to steal things from NPCs.
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53146
53147 53153
>>53145
You want to be a nigger is what you want. There is nothing worth taking from low level NPCs
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53147
53149
>>53146
I want to steal things because that's what my character is good at. If I'm going to be a thief, I want to get the chance to steal things.
>There is nothing worth taking from low level NPCs
That's why I hope to find some higher-level NPCs with deep pockets, or vaults to rob.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53148
https://youtu.be/IgoamzKpWxg
For consideration
Anonymous
usAbN
?
No.53149
53150 53152
>>53147
Exactly. You wish to be a nigger. Just killing and sealing from low level NPCs because... Well, there is no reason. It's not taking the world or the campaign seriously at all, because you think you can just go around destroying parts of it with impunity. I've played with people who do this, and it pisses me off to no end
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53150
53151
3833491b3c17a8cc11bb29b7dd1f1a75.jpg
>>53149
I'm playing a NE thief: I'll steal anything I can get away with, and murder anyone I need to do it.
Anonymous
usAbN
?
No.53151
53154
>>53150
There's no deep need for you to play as nigger. People who do that are asshole players who show a contempt for the world
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53152
>>53149
Could you like,... not for just one second?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53153
53156 53159
>>53127
>exploration
>>53130
>MLP
>>53135
>crush the jew
nice pali
>>53145
>jacking shit

>>53146
Would Trump have the same objections if it involved stealing from ppl who stole from the party first?

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53154
10.jpg
>>53151
My character is a psychopathic killer on some days, and a boorish thug on others. She's usually more interested in the acts she commits rather than the goals they help her attain, and her goals tend to be short-term wants.
tl;dr: bad character does bad things because she's bad.
usAbN
?
No.53155
53157
>>53145
Yes, it's why I hate your character, and the fact that character is the only one you want to play is one of many reasons I don't like you
\r
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53156
53159
>>53153
I guess stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing, but it doesn't really feel as malevolent.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53157
53159
tracy question.jpg
>>53155
>Tracy isn't a psychopath
How would you play her?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53158
53160
No response from Trump forthcoming, I can state with relative certainty that I can accommodate both Trump and Tracy, as well as Infernius, and Torcuil (him less immediately, but more fully over time), and Thez for that matter with one of several plans/ventures that I've otherwise shelved because of what was habbening at the time.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53159
53160 53161 53162 53164
345025__safe_artist-colon-marcusmaximus_princess erroria_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-milky way_oc-colon-tracy cage_broom_female_fluffy pony_human_knife_m.gif
>>53156
>stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing
Heroes never steal anon. It's called civil asset forfeiture

>>53153
>Would Trump have the same objections if it involved stealing from ppl who stole from the party first?
You mean like the Drow or the Court City people? Hell no. Fuck those guys

>>53135
I definitely wouldn't word it this way, but that's basically the same as my goal here

>>53157
I probably wouldn't play Tracy in a heroic campaign. This "kill people who are weaker than you and non-threatening, and take the tiny amount of money you don't need" thing is fine for a Grand Theft Auto:Sword Coast campaign, and that's a valid kind of campaign to run. But I definitely don't want to play that campaign, and it also it's the way this campaign has developed thus far, especially after the most recent changes.

But to play Tracy as an anti-hero, I'd make her the queen or protector of /mlp/ against shitposters, yesturdy, moot, glimmerniggers, aerolite, and rivals like Ponychan
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53160
>>53158
>Torcuil (him less immediately, but more fully over time)
Yay, I'm sick of sitting around port barry waiting for threats to come to us
>>53159
>TIL my charm potions where "civil asset forfeiture"-ed
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53161
>>53159
>Fuck those guys
Huzzah!
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53162
53163
>>53159
>civil asset forfeiture
Meh. Stealing is stealing to me.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53163
53165 53166
>>53162
Anon, I'm not sure you understand how good and evil work. Good people do not steal. My character is good. So if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing.

Just as arresting is not kidnapping, taxation is not a protection racket, the death penalty is not murder, the draft is not slavery, and campaign donations are not bribes, neither can the proper authorities ever steal
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53164
>>53159
Why are you afraid to speak the truth?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53165
53166 53167
947904__safe_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_bait_belly button_bipedal_blushing_carrot_carrot on a stick_chest .png
>>53163
>if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing
Wat?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53166
53167 53168 53173
1381140937039.jpg
>>53163
What? So good is authoritarians and evil is anarchists viewpoints?
>>53165
Pic related I hope
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53167
53170
>>53165
I was just repeating the legal definition of larceny as defined in the model penal code yes, I made an A in first-year criminal law

Larceny is the 1. trespassery (non-consensual) 2. taking 3. of property 4. belonging to another 5. with the intent to permanently deprive

So I was being ironic, because just because I fully intend to play a black and white character, doesn't mean I don't intend to be ironic about it

>>53166
It's a little more complex then that, but basically yes
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53168
53169 53172
>>53166
Thats a bit of a broad generalization. It would be more accurate to say that Authority (as in competence) is good. I don't contest that there are exceptions - especially in real-world implementation - but that's the principle.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53169
53171 53173
>>53168
Well, the definition of "authority" is "power we are willing to obey and don't want to rebel against," so yeah it's kind of tautological that authority is good power
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53170
>>53167
>was being ironic
Oh, okay then...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53171
53175
>>53169
I make that distinction on personal grounds, as I inhabit many social, professional, and economic hierarchies that are predicated in some cases on (as I say, "legitimate") authority, and in other cases on cronyism, nepotism, and a variety of other categories that technically and literally stand in opposition to a true competence hierarchy.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53172
53176
>>53168
No no no, I meant it as the view points.
Example: Taxation
Heavy authoritarion: Taxation is okay and not theft
Anarchist: Taxation is 100% theft

Anyway, Torc asks Death an intresting question.
"Hey Death, can you keep people from reviving if you wanted too?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53173
53174 53175
>>53166
This.
I interpret the spectrum of Good to be "helping people" and evil to be "hurting people". At the same time, Law would be "following/respecting authority", and chaos would be "defying authority".
Just because you appeal to a higher authority than yourself doesn't change the moral nature of your action. Even if your action isn't ebil, being lawful doesn't make it good.
>>53169
>authority is good power
I disagree. Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey. Authority can be held by extremely evil people. Even if the king is a kike, he's still king, and thus has authority under the laws of that land.
Just because you don't agree with an authority doesn't make it any less legitimate either. Likewise, being good doesn't give you legitimate authority to do as you please, because laws are still laws, even if they're evil, twisted, disgusting laws. It's fine to break laws in the name of good, but you're still breaking the law, regardless of how noble your intentions are.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53174
53176
>>53173
Hey, thats how I interpret it too.
Lawful: I will not break the rules
Chaotic: I will break the rules if I want

Good: I will save the puppy
Netrual: I will not go out of my way to save the puppy
Evil: I will make sure the puppy isn't saved
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53175
53176 53178
>>53171
I live in nothing but hierarchies it feels like. I have a very hobbesian view about authority. That is, it flows from power, and not the other way around. It's almost always in your interest to obey, because if someone has power, that means they have the power to hurt you if you displease them, but also to give you what you want if you please them.

>>53173
Eh. I never said I agreed with the Lockean view of authority.

>Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey
Well obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey, otherwise the king couldn't have power. So if your point is that authority can be authority to some but not to others, I think you're over looking that
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53176
53179
>>53172
You're asking me to specify a generalized concept that spans a multitude of ideologies and mythologies. If you insist on it, I'm going to favor the depicted dynamic of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse".
>>53174
I disagree with that categorization. Give me a minute to articulate
>>53175
Well yeah, that's Law (of Power) #1 - Never Outshine the Master
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53177
I would divide the ideas as follows:
Good - I will save the puppy, because its the right thing to do
Neutral - I may save the puppy, depending on the circumstances
Evil - I will save the puppy if it is in my best interest, or I will let it die, likewise
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53178
53180
>>53175
>obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey
Or the person making those rules could just be very, very powerful: powerful enough to oppress the public.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53179
53181
hee.jpg
>>53176
>Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse".
[keks in pale horse]
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53180
53182
>>53178
Individuals never have that much power out of their own talents outside of Fantasy literature. Humans are far more equal than that. They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53181
53183 53184 53186
>>53179
Right, that.
"No, who can and cannot be revived is outside my purview. Legitimately, my role and capacity is as something of a manifold, weighing and measuring the soul and making determinations as to which outer plane the soul retires to," Death says to Torcuil.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53182
53185
>>53180
>outside of Fantasy literature
This is fantasy though.
>They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
Yeah, but those individuals could just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53183
>>53181
Would Torc have been perma-killed if he failed to beat the wraith?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53184
>>53181
I liek steampunk.
GTyOx
?
No.53185
>>53182
>just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself
Still counts as others doing thy bidding

>This is fantasy
I was talking about outside of this RPG, but even here, there's pretty clearly several groups with aligned interests giving the big bad a hell of a lot more power than he could have on his own
\r
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53186
53187
>>53181
"Ah, thanks for answering."
Torc debates asking Death if she wants to get dinner or something
and his faggot bolts for an hour or so
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53187
53189 53218
>>53186
"Why, that would be quite lovely," she says, throwing back her hood, revealing the face of a very comely female of Torcuil's faggot's preference, cuz what do I know about what you'd/he'd prefer?.
"Don't mind the robe, its a tool of office. Underneath it all I'm quite human(?), though immortal so long as I maintain the position.
No worries, I'm leaving in a minute
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53188
53191
Tracy goes to feed her birds and clean them for parasites.
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53189
53192
image.jpeg
>>53187
Trumpaladin starts calculating
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53190
53193
>inb4 players go off the rails while I'm gone
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53191
53194 53202
>>53188
I dont think jews infect birbs.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53192
53202
>>53189
Did she ever give him back his cup?
C6gcl
?
No.53193
53195
[1d20 = 3]
>>53190
Rolling to come up with the concept of steampunk.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53194
>>53191
Better just to make sure.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53195
53196
>>53193
Dude, way more than cars and radios (yes, they DO have those), Gnomes = Steampunk
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53196
53197 53198 53199
>>53195
*inferior Minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53197
53202
>>53196
You get buffed stats and like four or five extraordinary abilities. Minotaurs are beefy creatures.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53198
>>53196
Not inferior, just late to the game (no pun intended). Also, if not for a 3, I'd let him run with it. Just because the concept exists doesn't mean that he can't come up with ideas which may or may not be implemented elsewhere, but which could still benefit himself and the party.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53199
53200 53201
>>53196
Thez kisses Infernius, cuz he's adorable.
Later folks, have a good afternoon
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53200
>>53199
You too m8
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53201
>>53199
Later
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53202
53203 53205 53208
>>53197
Half Orc

>>53192
She never did. He did switch armor though

>>53191
Not everything is Jews
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53203
>>53202
You say that but you dont see behind the paper curtain.
dESWr
?
No.53204
53206 53207
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to steal pony
PHGLm
?
No.53205
53207 53213
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>53202
Sleight of Hand to steal new cup.
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53206
>>53204
Aww
C6gcl
?
No.53207
53209 53213
[1d20 = 8]
>>53204
>>53205
*grapples and hands to brad*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53208
>>53202
>half-orc
Eh, GM let him use his natural weapons, and half of the things I mentioned still stand.


Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53209
53210
>>53207
You have to roll Spot to notice it before you try to disarm.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53210
53211
>>53209
I eas grappling the pony
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53211
53213
>>53210
Why though? He wouldn't have noticed her take it, and I forgot to add the +4 modifier for heavy clothing to conceal it.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53212
53213
>no response
Tracy makes herself busy on a Wand of True Strike.
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53213
>>53205
Reeeee! Bad pony!

>>53207
"D'aww, thanks"

>>53211
Tracy ended last night grappled by Infernius, so it makes sense

>>53212
She can't, she's been stolen
PHGLm
?
No.53214
53215 53216
[1d20+24 = 39]
Escape Artist check
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53215
>>53214
Now she goes and does that.
C6gcl
?
No.53216
53217
[1d20 = 15]
>>53214
Regrapple
"Show brad you love him little pony."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53217
53219 53257
>>53216
You'll have to catch her first
"Reeee! Don't come near me!"
*runs away*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53218
>>53187
Torc takes note of the though immortal so long as I maintain the position
He then leads her to the nicest restaurant in Port Barry
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53219
53221 53224
>>53217
"So you dont love brad?!?"
Anonymous
dESWr
?
No.53220
Trumpaladin lays down again on the couch, sad, and burrows his head into a pillow
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53221
>>53219
She mostly just doesn't want to get grappled again.
"What?" she implores from ~40 ft away
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53222
53223
Praise Epona
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53223
>>53222
Checked
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53224
53226
>>53219
Trumpaladin looks up at Infernius from his position lying down on the couch. There are the formations of tears in his eyes
"I have you, don't I?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53226
53227
>>53224
"Brad even though we have different ways, Infernuis considers you brother."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53227
53228
>>53226
"That's not quite what I had in mind"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53228
53229 53230
>>53227
"What you mean?"
*sits next to sad paladin*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53229
>>53228
I'm curious too
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53230
53231
>>53228
Trumpaladin sits up, looks at Infernius and smiles
"I'm very impressed by your heart - your dedication and commitment"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53231
53251
>>53230
"Thanks, me am impressed about you fixing port barry. To be honest me a little jealous of how much the people love you."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53232
53233 53234 53257
Do y'all have plans for this weekend? I don't...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53233
>>53232
Can't say that I do
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53234
>>53232
i should be mostly free.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53235
53236 53237
The drama going on in staff chat is funny as fuck
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53236
>>53235
Gibe screencaps
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53237
>>53235
Please do. Does it have to do with a green filly?
LJZcR
?
No.53239
>>53238
Please sir, I want some more
>gets smacked with laddle
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53240
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53242
>>53241
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53243
53246
*reclines on amorphous fluff-pile with two heads sticking out beside her*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
Anonymous
rtUL9
?
No.53244
53245 53247 53248 53250
Night guys
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53245
>>53244
G'night
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53246
53247
>>53243
*Paladin gives puppy dog eyes at pony*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53247
53249
>>53246
>>53244
Who is who?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53248
53249
>>53244
Night?
Sorry, who is you?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53249
53250 53251
741.png
>>53248
>>53247
I am me

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53250
>>53249
No, I am you. But who is >>53244

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53251
>>53231
>>53249

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53252
53255 53256 53259
I am not sure I will ever be back
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53253
53255 53256 53257 53259
It's the worst case scenario
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53254
Oh shit!
Wat?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53255
1363522590729.gif
>>53253
>>53252
Pls no leave
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53256
>>53252
>>53253
REEEEEEEEEEEE GIBE DIALOGUE. AND STAY YOU FAGGOT.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53257
53259 53261
>>53217
There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232
Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253
Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53258
Storm-clouds broil overhead
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53259
>>53253
>>53252
NO, DAMN IT
>>53257
> I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
I'm really hoping we aren't thinking the same thing
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53260
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53261
53263 53264
>>53257
>what I think might be happening isn't happening.
What's that?
Anonymous
rtUL9
?
No.53262
*crying Minotuar sounds*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53263
53264
>>53261
I'm guessing he stuck out his neck during the mod drama, and he was too slow in drawing it back
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53264
53265 53267
>>53261
What's happening
>>53263
Would that it was that simple. No, this situation is one that is predicated on a rash decision that I made.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53265
>>53264
[worry intensifies]
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53266
.. So.. What now?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53267
>>53264
>this situation is one that is predicated on a rash decision that I made.
I'm scared
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53268
here we go.jpg

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53269
4cb2241e8e65dce09179c55340421cf8.jpg
>mfw
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53270
*brushes birds*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53271
*puts a charge in wand*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53272
*trains for Fleet of Foot*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53274
53275
>>53273
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53275
53276
>>53274
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53276
>>53275
>autistic GM noises
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53277
53278
*fills body with chocolate icecream until bloated*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53278
53335
>>53277
Ben could probably go for some ice cream
Anonymous
41qWs
?
No.53280
53281
Brad?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53281
>>53280
?who r u?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53282
53283
'ello?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53283
53285
>>53282
Hey
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53284
I feel like I'm waiting for something...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53285
53286
>>53283
Hi
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53286
53287
1518152062979.jpg
>>53285

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53287
53288
>>53286
U wot m8
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53288
53289
1518151834577.jpg
>>53287

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53289
53292
reverse_centaur_by_acci98-dazvg4u.jpg
>>53288

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53291
53293 53296
>>53290
Infernuis rocks the unresponsive brad in his arms
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53292
53294
1518148515591.png
>>53289

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53293
53295
>>53291
Oh, now I feel like a wuss for deleting that..
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53294
53295
3e1f26d8c2e8d63e64076f102fea6ea4.jpg
>>53292

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53295
53297
1518148494472.png
>>53293
You should.
>>53294
>Pic telepathy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53296
53298
>>53291
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53297
53298
jsms7u8ck7401.jpg
I know he's still here. He messes with the bump limit so we don't bump during the week, but we do on the weekends
>>53295

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53298
53299 53301
1518152466630.jpg
>>53296
My autism greatly surpasses yours.
>>53297

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53299
53300
>>53298
Prove it.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53300
53306
>>53299
My character concept does.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53301
53302
1513002526883.jpg
>>53298

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53302
53303
1518152189524.png
>>53301

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53303
53304
1491853016698.jpg
>>53302

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53304
53305
1518152197932.jpg
>>53303
We meme war now?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53305
53307 53308
1515987134901.jpg
>>53304
Idk I'm just shitposting till GM arrives
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53306
53309
1357463621021.jpg
>>53300
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53307
>>53305
This
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53308
53311
1518151289072.png
>>53305
Same and im sad tbh.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53309
53310 53311
>>53306
Have you made a tulpa of your character?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53310
53312
>>53309
Now that what I would call autism
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53311
53312
>>53308
Yeah.. I'm sad too...
*strokes Brad's hair*
>>53309
... dammit.. you win there. I didn't feel privileged enough to make a tupla of a character I didn't actually make..
I actually used those ridiculous flowcharts because I was afraid of making one by accident back then.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53312
53314
1518150653942m.jpg
>>53311
You dont just make a tulpa by accident m8.
>>53310
I havent yet ive given it some serious thought.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53313
53315
If Brad leaves for a while, wut do?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53314
53319
>>53312
I figured it was something that could grow in the back of your mind over time, like a tumor.
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53315
53316 53317 53318
>>53313
War
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53316
>>53315
Brad?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53317
>>53315
Who?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53318
>>53315
Donnie?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53319
53323
>>53314
Not that im aware.
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53320
53321 53322 53326
rain_won__t_wipe_away_the_tears_by_johnjoseco-d3iofu9.jpg
Tracy and Torcuil wake up in the entertron.
But they're still hungry.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53321
53324
PartyTank.png
This is what the party needs to do
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53322
>>53320
Gm?
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53323
53325 53327
>>53319
Before Infernius' very eyes, Tracy and Torcuil spontaneously expode, for no apparent reason.
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53324
53325
>>53321
"Because I wouldn't let him blow up I'nis."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53325
>>53323
"What fuck?!"
>>53324
Thats sweet of you thez.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53326
>>53320
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53327
>>53323
"REEEEEEEEE I WAS ON A FUCKING DATE"
Okay, now I'm going
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53328
53329
Sorry, any time I get asked who I am ITT I prefer to err with showmanship. I'm out at the moment, but I'll be in pretty soon.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53329
53330 53334
>>53328
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53330
53331 53332
>>53329
Technically, you never really left her until you revived.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53331
>>53330
Jej
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53332
>>53330
I don't need your technicality
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53333
Claiming Death once more
Anonymous
egAcb
?
No.53334
53335 53344
>>53329
As he returns, he finds Death laughing hysterically.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53335
53336 53337
>>53334
>>53278

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53336
>>53335
Ben needs some gas flavored ice cream.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53337
53338
>>53335
"Hey tracy me need favor"
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53338
53339
>>53337
"What do you need?"

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53339
53340
>>53338
"Me want you to look into Ben's life and see if he traitor."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53340
53343
>>53339
"I'll think about it."
PHGLm
?
No.53341
53342
[1d20+4 = 9]
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53342
>>53341
Nope.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53343
53349
>>53340
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53344
>>53334
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.

His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53345
53346 53347
We outta lay out some spare bathrobes around the Entertron, for when characters re-spawn.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53346
53348
>>53345
Yea or atleast pants
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53347
>>53345
*does so*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53348
53349 53350 53351
>>53346
It help to put arcane marks on our equipment too, for Instant Summons.

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53349
53352
>>53343
>>53348
Whats Tracys reaction to this?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53350
>>53348
Also good idea
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53351
>>53348
That's not the worst idea I've heard here
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53352
53353
>>53349
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53353
53354 53355
>>53352
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53354
>>53353
[alarmed pony noises]
"Th-they do?"
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53355
53360 53362
>>53353
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53357
53358 53359
Okay. First off, this isn't "real" Ben Shapiro, this is the guy who Ben Shapiro could be if he wasn't a jew. I mean I greatly appreciate his work vs. social justice and general idiocy, and I find his position not exclusively useful and thoughtful especially on the political and logical level, and threw him in there because it amuses me to think that Ben Shapiro is running the jewelry shop (which is also a money-hack). The only reason I kept him as a jew was as a shitpost. If you insist on gassing him, please gas him last.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53358
>>53357
*puts down dagger*
Okay.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53359
>>53357
Hey i was trying to play here m8,
Also if he is "jewish" he should act like it.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53360
>>53355
"Its not paranoid you fuck stick look at history."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53361
Torc quickly dresses, hoping that he isn't cursed to have a shitty date every time he tries
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53362
53363
>>53355
"No kike is innocent,and (((they))) arent human in the way we are."
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53363
53364 53365
>>53362
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53364
>>53363
>rabbit
Sure
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53365
>>53363
Why not
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53367
>>53366
Your pardon?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53368
53369
Goodnight, faggots.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53369
53370
>>53368
Check rabbit
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53370
slickback.jpg
>>53369
The plp who take careof me have decided to cart me around all day. I'm working on it though.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53371
53375
I'm still figuring out discord...
Is The Game still on for the weekend?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53372
53373
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53373
>>53372
*goes back to training*
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53374
*works on wand*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53375
53376 53383
>>53371
In whatever capacity, yes
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53376
>>53375
Good to hear.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53377
53378
Can I send Tracy to Cardishore?
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53378
53380
>>53377
Pls no mass killing innocents though. Keep waifu pure
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53379
Who's online atm?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53380
>>53378
Depends if security gives her grief with getting her knives out of storage.
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53381
53388 53409
Also, I really wanna shed these BG lvls to lvl-up faster. Should I do that before or after Cardishore?
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.53382
*charges wand*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53383
53384
>>53375
Cheg messages
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53384
53385
>>53383
"Infernius, Torc, could you help me out with something?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53385
53386
>>53384
"With?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53386
53387 53389 53409
>>53385
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53387
53390
>>53386
"Uh, I guess"
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53388
53390
>>53381
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53389
53390
>>53386
"Uh who nikel caig?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53390
53391 53393 53395
just for the plot.png
>>53387
"Thank you very much."
>>53389
*points to plot*
"This guy."
>>53388
I don't think I can play the BG role very well on this campaign, and I overestimated her stats (by a lot) when I took the class. I'd rather be a Duelist or an Assassin.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53391
53392
>>53390
"Need anything else?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53392
>>53391
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53393
53394 53395
>>53390
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"

Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53394
>>53393
Yeah, but I don't want to be a BG if I can't fluff the role.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53395
53397
>>53393
>>53390
*hides erection*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53396
53409
I'd rather put the symbol right on her plot, but idk if that's allowed. Putting it on the robe would make it into an even more effective weapon, and would effectively allow her to attack her enemies with Cloak Dance.
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53397
53398 53399
>>53395
reeeee
*pulls pony ass away from Minotaur and hides it*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53398
>>53397
"Not my fault,*mumbles something about ponies and childhood*"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53399
53400
>>53397
"Don't worry, Flashy. My plot belongs to you now."
YTOhe
?
No.53400
53401
[1d20-9 = -2]
>>53399
"D'aww"
*put pony in his lap*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53401
53402
>>53400
*gets in lap*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53402
53403
>>53401
Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her

*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53403
53404
>>53402
*nuzzles back*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53404
53405
>>53403
*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53405
53406
>>53404
"What you you mean?"
*pushes back*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53406
53407
>>53405
"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53407
53408
>>53406
"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53408
53410
>>53407
*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53409
53411 53412
>>53381
Yes, now is the time for that
>>53386
Kek
>>53396
So, an enchanted tattoo? "I've got one of those!"

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53410
53413
>>53408
"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53411
53418
>>53409
Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53412
>>53409
"Hey thez me got something for you."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53413
53414 53416
>>53410
"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53414
53415
>>53413
"What kind of allies are you looking for, and for what?"
*clamps down*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53415
53417
>>53414
"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53416
53418
>>53413
*changes into pegasus*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53417
53419
>>53415
*walls hug tightly*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53418
53420 53421 53426
>>53411
I suppose so, but the process of getting an enchanted tattoo as that will be extensive
>>53416
o_O
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53419
53420 53421
>>53417
"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53420
53422
>>53418
When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419
"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53421
53423
>>53419
Oh great, the idiots are fucking again
>>53418
Cardishore time?
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53422
53424 53425
>>53420
"I love you"
Tracy learns her resistance has not been in vain, as the invader halts, and let's forth a stream of liquid in aquescence
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53423
53465
>>53421
I need to murder shit really quickly, if I want to recover the levels I'm about to give up.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53424
53425
>>53422
>resistance
>implying
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53425
53427
96vpa50zuviz.png
>>53422
>>53424
Pic related marches in, slaps Trump with the stop sign and speaks
"Stop fucking already, Torc wants you at the airship."
He then disappears
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53426
sketch-1517486733966.png
>>53418
>>53418

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53427
53428
>>53425
*stops*
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53428
53429 53430
>>53427
"Stab him!"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53429
53431
>>53428
"Stab who?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53430
53433
>>53428
"Hey man back off! Thez my waifu!"
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53431
53432
>>53429
"The guy who interrupted us and slapped me. Who else?"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53432
53434 53435
>>53431
He gone
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53433
53438
>>53430
"Huh?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53434
53436
>>53432
this
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53435
53439 53440
>>53432
If only there were someone who were faster than you, could run, and could spot and search
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53436
53437
>>53434
Well fuck you too
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53437
53441
>>53436
He's gone though. There's nothing to stab
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53438
>>53433
"No stab!"
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53439
>>53435
You mean Snek?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53440
53443
>>53435
The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53441
53442 53445
>>53437
You can't just attack and then move out of space suddenly
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53442
53444
>>53441
But it was a summon
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53443
53445
>>53440
Do you think I forget when that weeaboo horse disappeared and Tracy said "oh no you don't"?
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53444
53447
>>53442
You didn't declare that. And stab the summon
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53445
>>53441
Most conjurations stop existing as soon as their purpose is fulfilled.
>>53443
Fine, she stabbed him in the stomach right as he was disappearing.
Happy?
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53446
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53447
53448 53450
>>53444
To be fair, I never said it was Torc either
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53448
53450 53451
>>53447
That's not how the phrase "to be fair" works
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53449
53451
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53450
1517225584337.jpg
>>53448
>>53447
So to speak
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53451
53452
>>53448
To be fair...
Damn it you got me there.
>>53449
Torc picks it up and inspects it before turning towards the pony
"What is it?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53452
53453 53460
>>53451
"True Strike."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53453
53454
>>53452
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"

He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53454
53455
>>53453
"Where are you going?"
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53455
53456
>>53454
"I don't know. I thought I'd follow you all"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53456
53457
>>53455
"I was going to go get my knives back."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53457
53458
>>53456
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53458
53459
>>53457
"My knife-collection is special. I want it back."
Anonymous
YTOhe
?
No.53459
53464
>>53458
*Shrugs, then falls to the ground and lays there*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53460
53462
>>53452
"I guess, but it'd take a while"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53461
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53462
53463
>>53460
8 days exactly.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53463
>>53462
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53464
>>53459
*sits on*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53465
>>53423
Not entirely sure how much faster she'll grow though..
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53466
53467 53469
Any npcs running around?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53467
>>53466
What kind of NPCs are you looking for?
Tracy could draw a crowd with her acrobatics.
PHGLm
?
No.53468
53471
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53469
53470 53472
>>53466
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53470
>>53469
I wanted to talk to my men about negros.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53471
53473
>>53468
Say that we are starting a watermelon patch while you perform.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53472
53505
>>53469
"Say, Spidey, mind telling us something about what this Cardishore place is like?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53473
53474
>>53471
What's your watermellon farm called?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53474
>>53473
Uncle tom's watermelons
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53475
53476
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53476
>>53475
"Yay!"
*claping Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53477
53480
Torc begins to inspect the ship, with Snek helping
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53478
53479
*feeds birds*
Can Tracy bring her birds on deck?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53479
53482
>>53478
*brings birds on deck to see what happens*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53480
53482 53483
>>53477
Can Infernuis bring his niggers on deck?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53482
53485
>>53479
"Cute birds"
Torc resumes the inspection, humming shanties as he goes along.
>>53480
I guess, but Torc won't be happy
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53483
53484
>>53480
When did you get niggers?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53484
53485
>>53483
/sp/
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53485
53487
>>53482
"I know right. They're absolutely adorable."
>>53484
Are they followers?
Actually, I could use some followers.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53486
53488
I'm assuming Kefka's blood won't be a good tempering fluid?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53487
53493
>>53485
What can followers do?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53488
53490 53494
Why we on overboard again?
>>53486
Ehhhh, maybe
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53489
53491
We're way over the previous thread record
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53490
53492
>>53488
Because i want some more consistent players
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53491
>>53489
Muh watermelon
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53492
>>53490
I could work to make the OPs more user friendly I suppose
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53493
53495
>>53487
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53494
>>53488
I want to make a special weapon for killing Abominations.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53495
53496 53498
>>53493
Nah i want fighting niggers, not house niggers.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53496
53497
>>53495
You can have ~30 followers. How many Gestapo do you have?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53497
>>53496
15 i think.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53498
53499
>>53495
>fighting niggers
You're CE now, right?
Go to the Plane of Shadow and see if you can recruit a Nightwalker as a Cohort. Tell him he can have unlimited watermelon and fried chikun.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53499
53500
>>53498
Chaotic good maybe?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53500
53501
>>53499
Infernius? Never mind then.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53501
53502 53504
>>53500
It depends on gms interpretation of if hellstorming the kikes is chaotic evil or chaotic good.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53502
>>53501
What's your Charisma?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53503
I hope we'll get to play tomorrow.. If Anons are available.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53504
53505
>>53501
>hellstorming kikes
Definitely good, chaotic
I'll be ready once a few things are determined
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53505
53506
>>53504
>>53472

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53506
53507 53510
>>53505
"Lavish and luxurious, by reputation. The whole city is a funnel for the world's wealth."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53507
>>53506
*thief ears perk*
"Interesting..."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53508
53509
"Ships ready when you guys are."
Torc then teaches Snek how to pilot
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53509
>>53508
"I'm ready."
*looks down at paladin, whose face is beneath her rear*
"Pretty sure he is too."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53510
53511
>>53506
"Don't forget all the veryfuckingfastspeakinggnomesinthatpart"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53511
53512
>>53510
Cardishore isn't the gnome city
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53512
>>53511
Buts that's where I wanted to go
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53513
53514
By way of the airship, all three places can be visited. The question then becomes which place to visit first (don't forget, the Spartans want to relay with their nation.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53514
53515
>>53513
I say we roll a d100, highest wins
I say gnomes [1d100 = 95]

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53515
53516
>>53514
You present a persuasive argument
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53516
53517
>>53515
>CHA 18
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53517
53518
7231fdc2ec4060f002dd78bd28675cde.jpg
>>53516
I really did roll out the lowest stats, didn't I...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53518
53519
>>53517
I added to my Cha cause bard/sorcerer
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53519
53520
>>53518
You stated out with 15? Lucky you. One of mine rolled out negative.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53520
53521
>>53519
I started 14.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53521
53523
>>53520
You have 3 ability points.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53522
53524
Are we going to play tonight or not?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53523
>>53521
I was told 4
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53524
>>53522
I'm delaying on baking a new bread for several reasons, many of which should seem obvious.
One which might not be obvious is that I'm curious how high the record can be set for post count in thread. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53525
>is bored
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53526
*brushes birdies*
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53527
Tracy takes hold of the controls and begins steering the ship towards the mountains.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.53528
53529
Is this thread kill?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53529
>>53528
There's only so much discussion that can occur in a single day. The current discussion seems to be that the game be on standby for the time being, with the potential for irrelevant shitposting. But, it's only been a day, so who knows.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53530
53531
nutsflag.png

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53531
1.png
>>53530

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53532
2.png
U asked for it
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53533
3.png
Snek
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53534
*Infernuis tills*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53537
1510376002300.png
https://youtu.be/PVByGs573OU
You,....
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53538
53539
813279__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-mcsadat_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_smiling_when she smiles.jpg
Can Tracy come out and play?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53539
53554
>>53538
I thought The Game was supposed to be on hiatus for this week?
Tracy is currently dragging a very large wagon alone on a trail through the mountains.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53540
53541 53542
red and black oc.png
Can anyone explain to me, like I'm an idiot, why I can't access the discord for more than three seconds?! It crashes my browser every goddamn time. I thought the problem would go away after I got new internet, but it didn't!
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53541
53543
>>53540
Maybe uninstall and reinstall the app?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53542
>>53540
I can't comment on that, other than discord is hit and miss with apps.
You,....
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53543
53544
>>53541
Tried that. Tried everything. I'm fucked on this computer.
It's been doing this all goddamn week.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53544
53545 53546 53547
>>53543
Does Rabbit work for you?

GM hasn't seen the Equestria girls movies, so we need to make him do that
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53545
>>53544
Yes.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53546
>>53544
I don't want to watch that.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53547
53548
>>53544
>no hooves
They're pretty meh imo
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53548
53549
>>53547
Perhaps, but its still ponies
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53549
53551
>>53548
I'd rather not, desu.
So, is The Game ready for this week? I want to play.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53550
This thread is cripplingly long.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53551
53552 53553
>>53549
There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53552
>>53551
Okay.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53553
>>53551
I'm signed in.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53554
53555 53560
>>53539
*pulls wagon*
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53555
53556
>>53554
So what's she doing with the wagon? Don't say pulling it.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53556
53558
>>53555
She's taking her birds to visit their father for the weekend.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53557
53558
*fluffy heads poke out of the windows on either side of the padded wagon*
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53558
53559 53560
>>53556
>>53557
Big fuggin wagon. Pulled by a wee pastel pony. Its allowed, but it also presents a funny image
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53559
53560 53561
>>53558
I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53560
53561 53562
best_friends_by_vector_brony-dat36p3.png
>>53554
>>53558
>A small blue pony named "Tr--ie" pulls a wagon

>>53559
Does she need to be? It's a hell of a lot easier to pull a big load on wheels than to carry it
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53561
>>53559
However you want to do it is fine, but the image of wee Tracy amuses me
>>53560
the birbs need a much larger wagon
OLSig
?
No.53562
53563 53565
>>53560
Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.

\r
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53563
53564
>>53562
... "of kobolds",...
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53564
53565
hide the body.jpg
>>53563
Sure. That's what they were.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53565
53566
>>53562
>>53564
Can you please not start shit this weekend?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53566
53567 53568
>>53565
What do you mean "start shit"?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53567
>>53566
Don't start a fire using shit
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53568
53569
>>53566
You know damn well what I'm talk about

And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53569
53570 53572
>>53568
I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.
I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whatever
I will when I get the opportunity.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53570
53574
>>53569
You want to "kill off a small caravan" it can't happen off screen you lazy meta-gaming fuck
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53571
Glad to see nothing ever changes between Tracy's and Trump's faggots
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53572
53573
>>53569
Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53573
53576
>>53572
I don't give a shit about the wagon, it's the "killed a caravan"
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53574
53575
>>53570
I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53575
53576 53577
>>53574
Uh, yes it is

>Non-elite
Says fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53576
53579
>>53573
Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575
>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.
Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53577
53578 53579
>>53575
Does it really matter? It's just "Tracy killed something." leave it at that.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53578
53579 53580 53581
>>53577
And it was bad
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53579
53582
>>53576
Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.

Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?

>>53577
No, fuck you

>>53578
And fuck you too
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53580
53589
Tracy's day.png
>>53578
Yes. She's a naughty, naughty, ebil mare.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53581
53582 53584
>>53578
And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53582
53583
>>53579
They were fucking kobolds, m8. 1/4 CR. Stop mourning field monsters.
>>53581
Kek
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53583
>>53582

So long as it's kobolds
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53584
53585 53590
>>53581
Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!

Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53585
53586
>>53584
>Implying we should feel sorry for happy merchants
https://youtu.be/jk1kX-Tdi1Y
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53586
53587
>>53585
>implying
I'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53587
53588
>>53586
Stop fucking around with a joke
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53588
>>53587
Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53589
53592
>>53580
F U C K Y O U
U
C
K

Y
O
U

Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53590
53591
e56.png
>>53584
*"Oy vey"s in legion*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53591
1499830319641.png
>>53590

Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53592
53593
>>53589
Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53593
53594
>>53592
No, it's because you're starting shit within 20 minutes of coming back
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53594
53595
>>53593
>start shit
It only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53595
53596 53597
>>53594
There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53596
53599
>>53595
>no reason
I don't need a reason. It's for fun.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53597
>>53595
The purpose is to tell a story. In this story, Tracy "got" a wagon, and is taking birbs to hopefully see their father.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53598
53599 53602 53604
How she got the wagon is still subject to best shitpost
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53599
53600
>>53596
Okay, then I will bitch back, for fun

>>53598
It literally never needed to be stated
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53600
>>53599
Yes, but if it was merchants that would please Elway and the Fuhrer
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53601
K, gotta go
Don't do anything that makes me want to blow characters up when I get back ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53602
53603
>>53598
She got it from a horde of kobolds, who themselves just stole it from a troupe of happy merchants, led by some jerk named Barry.
She chopped up the bodies into fertilizer with expert skill, and buried them beneath a grove of young pine saplings, with the help of a few young dryads, who were glad to receive the resource for their trees.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53603
1518385758076.png
>>53602
>Happy merchants
Fine by me.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53604
53605 53609
>>53598
Tracy killed a caravan of 40 happy merchants, only to realize that it wasn't big enough.
Hitler noticed this sacrifice of happy merchants, and bestowed a larger wagon to her, because he likes ignoring Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53605
>>53604
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53606
53607 53610
Is Infernius's Flamberge a 1 handed weapon or a two-handed weapon?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53607
>>53606
It's a Zweihänder type, right?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53608
*trots up mountain*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53609
>>53604
*sighs*
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53610
53611
>>53606
Well, the name of the weapon literally means "double handed sword, " and when I saw GM roll dice for it once it was the same as for a greatsword
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53611
>>53610
Just making sure it was a Zweihänder, and not a rapier-type Flamberg. They come in all shapes and sizes.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53612
*channels divegrass energy*
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53613
53614
>provoke
Learn to handle the bantz.
Also, if you have something to say, say it on the thread.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53614
53615
>>53613
Is everything bantz to you? I actually do care about the fictional world and the characters. Is that so wrong?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53615
53616
>>53614
>Is everything bantz to you?
As far as offscreen irrelevant/ambiguous action goes, yes it is.
>I actually care
Tracy doesn't though.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53616
53617
>>53615
Tracy is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. She has no will or wants of her own, and no actions besides those you command. Can you please have some respect?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53617
53618 53619
unwinding.png
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1508876985016.png
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>>53616
Tracy is canonically a serial/spree killer. Her single most consistent character-defining trait is that she mortally stabs people/ponies at random, for seemingly no reason at all. If she had the opportunity to kill a bunch of merchants every once in a while, she would, and she'd do it for no other reason than that she wanted to.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53618
>>53617
I knew it! There was another shooter. The secrets that Kennedy knew and wanted to tell us was that Equestria is real and how we can get to it.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53619
53620 53621
>>53617
So you're telling me that because the source you stole the concept from has her as a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign, you feel compelled to play a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53620
53622
>>53619
Well, sort of.
>serious campaign.
Define "serious".
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53621
53622 53623
>>53619
>serious campaign
There's your problem
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53622
53624 53625
>>53620
Just develop a character and don't be constrained by the source materials

>>53621
I mean a campaign where you can actually give a shit about what goes on in the world
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53623
>>53621
Unironically this.
Nothing about this campaign has been even close to serious. Tracy killing hypothetical NPCs is not the leading cause of that.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53624
53626
>>53622
These.
Develop tracy into a 3 dieminsional character like Infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53625
53627
>>53622
>develop a character
I am. I'm developing a NE serial/spree killer who kills things whenever she can get away with it, because she's eevil and criminally insane. Killing irrelevant merchants for no reason is part of that character development.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53626
53627 53628 53629
>>53624
She'll still be a serioal killer though, that's not about to change.

She could use some development though. Sometimes I feel like I'm playing a side-character, because she doesn't have very many motives/ambitions.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53627
>>53625
Can you please not?

>>53626
You are playing a side character, because you think that "lol kill low level NPC lul" is a character
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53628
>>53626
Im not asking you to change that.
Im asking you to make her 3D
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53629
53630 53631
>>53626
I need get her working on that guild. I think the mine beneath crumbling remains of Durpistan would be a great location for an ebil organization.
I also want to put her on the path to rediscovering her abilities.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53630
53633
>>53629
I dont think that would be a good place for it. Because we need to harvest the metal.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53631
53632 53637
>>53629
There are 1000 places to take this character. Why must you take her the *only* way that causes conflict, *and* is entirely non-helpful to the story as developed thus far?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53632
53634
>>53631
>causes conflict
How?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53633
53639
>>53630
>we need to harvest the metal
Can't Tracy oversee the miners? I thought that'd make a great cover for the guild, since that'd give reason for people going in/out of the tunnel.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53634
53635
>>53632
Because the purpose of the party in the larger story is to strike against the evil forces that are threatening the world. With that you're deliberately harming the people we (and especially I) are trying to protect and develop and build with. It conflicts certainly with my character goals
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53635
53636
>>53634
>purpose of the party
I don't remember signing onto one of those. I just saw that it'd be bloody.
>fight ebil
You don't have to be good to fight ebil.
>trying to protect
You don't need to protect the happy merchants on their way to the port.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53636
53642
>>53635
>happy merchants
You have zero intent for it to be happy merchants

>to fight evil
Your character is so 1 dimensional that she has no established motivation to fight evil

>Don't remember signing one of those
Because you literally decided in *January* that this was your goal with the character. It is not what you started with
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53637
53638 53639 53640
>>53631
Ah, nerd bickering. I just thought up this weird idea... this may be crazy and I have no idea if it would work...
set up your own role play with specific rules fun sucking fag
I mean, really? Complaining this much about someone isn’t going to help either one of you enjoy anything out of this, just form your own session if you need everyone to conform. Otherwise, learn to work with the player, such as an in-character dialogue to try and end what you find problematic though reason or action. And it will give you that character depth your drooling over.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53638
53641
>>53637
THE NEW POSTER SPEAKS TRUTH, HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53639
>>53633
I suppose, you would need to give Infernuis a good reason for you to oversee it.
>>53637
Who are you?

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53640
>>53637
Nigger I've been here six months. Who the fuck are you?
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53641
53643 53645 53646
>>53638
Thank you my good sir. I enjoy watching what you guys get into now and again, but I never really have had time to join one of these, nor do I think I would be good at it.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53642
53644
>>53636
>she has no established motivation to fight evil
Well, it's implied she wants to steal things and find an excuse to chop plp up, but yes, I'll admit that she hasn't really had very many motivations to fight anyone she's met so far. I also did my best to illustrate her motivation to finish-off Soros, for the sake of her own powers.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53643
53647
>>53641
You never know, most of us didn't think we would be good. Its really fun desu.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53644
53650
>>53642
Why would she want powers? The source character has no interests in powers
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53645
53647
>>53641
Didn't know we had lurkers.
You're welcome to join anytime, if you'd wish. We're not so great at it either.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53646
53647
>>53641
>we actually have a lurker
You have made me happy Anon.
>nor do I think I would be good at it.
Truth be told, I knew nothing about any RPG when I started, and when I look back at old threads I realize how fucking terrible I was. My point? Anyone can do this shit. It's just shitposting with dice and math.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53647
53648 53649
>>53643
I might sometime, but school is killing me this semester. If I can catch a break one day for a longer period, I might see if you guys will put up with a noob such as myself.
>>53645
>>53646
Thanks. I will definitely try when I find the time.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53648
>>53647
Good to hear.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53649
>>53647
They put up with me, so I'm sure they'll put up with others.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53650
53651
>>53644
Well, I made that comparison to the crocodile from Peter Pan, but I guess that's a stale thematic at this point, because we haven't heard from Soros in a while...
Regardless, if you stole the power to fly and walk through walls, but lost most of it in a Gatorade accident, wouldn't you be motivated to gain it back, or at least pursue the means? Tracy, as I played/interpreted her, wanted to explore her powers for her own devices even before that incident. As of now, it's the only thing she really wants to attain for herself alone. I intended for her to explore and learn to exploit her abilities, and use them for feats that no other pony could do.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53651
53652
>>53650
So the only things you want to do with this character are the only things that will create conflict. Lovely
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53652
53655
>>53651
>create conflict
Where did I mention that?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53653
53654 53655 53658
Fuck it. I am done caring. I have enough to worry about. I have a different community that needs saving

I wanted to have *one* universe, online or real or fictional, where you could actually accomplish something before being stabbed in the back by your own allies. I will not find that here

It's been an interesting if not always pleasant 6 months, but I cannot survive one more. Thank you to those of you who helped me in my recent troubles, which are still ongoing, and there are still greater problems looming for all of us
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53654
53657
>>53653
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE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Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53655
53656 53657
>>53652
>>53653
Please stop fighting. And dont leave brad.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53656
53657
>>53655
I don't want to fight. These arguments are pointless. I can't help it if he gets triggered by everything I do though.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53657
53658 53661
>>53654
>>53655
I turn on the news and television or facebook or whatever and all I see is a world in decline, with every community I value and everything I value dying or being stamped out. The tides that gave so much hope in 2014, 2015, and that wonderful year of 2016 have long since broken and are receding.

In my personal private life I am still unemployed and still have failed to accomplish much of what I thought I could. It's heart breaking, because hopes were so high

The most heart breaking of all is the future of this site and community. I don't want to say aloud what is going on since that is (probably) confidential, but it scares me and it stresses me

And so I come here so I can be the hero who helps protect a world he cares about and helps to build from a set of villains. But our own damn allies want to be the villains. If we can't care about nameless NPCs then why should we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign? And if we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign then how can we ignore players? Another thing to care about

I can't eat right now because of stress. I am done

>>53656
All I have asked of you is 1. please stop trying to break the game by combining deviations from set rules when it benefits you with strict rules lawyering when it benefits you and 2. Please play more of as an anti-hero than become yet another villain we have to fight and worry about and protect the fictional world from. The entire point of the main plot is to be in tension and be worried about what harm they may do and are doing to the world. No need to do that yourself. Is that really so much to ask for?
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53658
53659 53726
>>53653
And this children, is why you don’t seek fulfillment in a fictional world. It is nice to escape to, but never to live in.

This is a game. The people here seek as much enjoyment as you do. They just have different ways of going about the game. If you must leave, then we wish you the best, but you can’t have universal control over everything in any universe. Sometimes when something doesn’t go the way you plan, it gets annoying. But role play is about adapting and solving problems through communication to players and the GM. You may need a break, no one is forcing you to stay, but I urge you to reconsider before quiting for good.

>>51841
Now the OP seems ironic, doesn’t it?

>>53657
We care for you sir. You should not be so stressed. If you think leaving will help, you may. But we want you to be happy, and I doubt you will be if you leave.

Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.53659
53660
>>53658
I've been communicating for months. One issue has been resolved, but that is it

This is a very bad time for me. Under normal circumstances, I could handle it, but these are very bad circumstances
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53660
>>53659
Understood. I wish you the best. Your in my prayers. If you even need to someone to talk to, remember, you have us. We may not be ideal, but we hope you can think of us as friends.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53661
53662
>>53657
I know the feel, also i learned that jews are vastly over represented in the law field. And they take most of the spots that open up.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53662
53663 53665
E8E93B27-5DC9-40CC-AA64-567B25DBE216.jpeg
>>53661
I just wish I could have talked to him more and helped him out. He is so far black-pilled, it’s not even funny. He thinks his friends on here are purposely attacking and derailing the game. And his personal life is in worse shape than here. It’s tough. I want desperately to help, but there is only so much a lurker can do.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53663
53664
>>53662
Im sure a new player would help white pill him. Also it does kinda seem like a party member might be doing it on purpose.
Anonymous
f5aey
?
No.53664
53666 53669
>>53663
Well, the power just went out where I’m at, so I can’t get any work done. Want to guide me through how this role play works?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53665
53667
>>53662
You on discord? He's online
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53666
53668 53673
>>53664
Sure. First off what race would you like to be? Human? Pony? Minotuar? Something else?
Anonymous
f5aey
?
No.53667
53673
>>53665
Nope, never used that before.
Anonymous
f5aey
?
No.53668
53670 53671 53673
>>53666
those digits Hmm... I guess a pony.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53669
>>53664
Basically, just describe the kind of character you want to play, and that character will wake up in an empty room. To meet the other characters later. It's pretty much open-game/story from there; although the party does get to kill sme really cool (((villians))).
We platy on weekends, and shitpost through the rest of the week. You can be any race or alignment you please.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53670
53672
>>53668
Got a specific type you would like to play mudpony, pegasus, or unicorn? Also stallion or mare?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53671
>>53668
Great, another pony. What kind of pony?
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53672
53674 53675 53679
>>53670
Earthpony, and stallion I suppose
my connection is on the fritz today, sorry for delays
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53673
53674
>>53667
Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
>>53666
Hi again Satan
>>53668
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Classes
Here's a class list for your consideration.
Currently we have a Cleric, Paladin, Rouge, Sorcerer/bard, and whatever the hell Thez is at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53674
53676 53681
>>53672
There's no rush.
What's he like? What's he do? Any notable talents/profession?
>>53673
Better he describe what he wants to be before just picking a class.

GM will be here in a while to guide you through character creation.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53675
53681
>>53672
Next we would pick your class, theres barbarian bard cleric fighter rouge soccer wizard and a handful im forgeting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53676
>>53674
I guess, but I found it easier to model a character after the class I wanted
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53677
53678 53680 53681 53726
Quick poll, what's everyone's favorite season and/or episode?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53678
>>53677
Season 2 is best.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53679
53680 53681
>>53672
What's his name?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53680
>>53677
I havent watched past s1
>>53679
Chill let him answer one question at a time.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53681
53682 53683 53685
>>53675
Was ranger one?
>>53674
Hmm... how about the talent of resourcefulness? He can survive off the land using what’s around him.
>>53677
It has been a while since I watched the earlier seasons. If I remember it was two, but so far that one season seven episode with apple jack’s parents was my favorite.
>>53679
Im bad at names. Can you help me come up with one?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53682
53684
>>53681
Yes actually it is.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53683
53686
>>53681
I can help with a name,what color is he?
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53684
53687
>>53682
I think that may work. What do you think?
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53685
53689
>>53681
Ranger is a class. And it seems to fit your character's talents well.
>name
Well, probably something in relation to his talent would be appropriate, or his cutie mark. What's he look like.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53686
53687
>>53683
Color... hmm. A dark blue perhaps?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53687
53689
>>53684
Yea i think the class fits very well.
>>53686
Okay good, whats his mane color
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53688
https://www.rabb.it/IronicAncap

Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53689
53690 53692
>>53685
character creation is definitely not my strong suit How about a stick for a cutie mark? It could represent the crafting he would do with them.
>>53687
I can’t picture how this will look in my head. How about something like black or navy? A bit darker than the body.

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53690
53691
>>53689
I think it would look fine.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53691
>>53690
Black would be good.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53692
53693
>>53689
Not a problem, you're doing fine.
GM will be here later on; then we can actually start him off.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53693
53694
>>53692
Sounds good. Can’t wait to see how this goes.
Mrs. Sentry
OLSig
?
No.53694
53698
>>53693
What's your character's previous occupation, if he had one? You mentioned he was resourceful and a survivalist. How does he use those skills?
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53695
53696 53701
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Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53696
53697 53699
Ive been there _12940c44b5bbf2e821f74b9c5bba516f.png
>>53695
.... I swear that was supposed to go in the porn-dumping thread...
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53697
>>53696
Suure it was.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53698
53700 53703
>>53694
He was often hired by explorers and archeologists that venture into deep forests and jungles to help them survive and get out of tough situations. He can fashion together sticks, mud, and rock, things you would find in nature, together to make well built camps. He honed this skill to make traps as well, to defend against beasts like timberwolves.

Does that work?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53699
>>53696
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53700
53702
>>53698
>survivalist
>explorer
>preferred enemies
Sounds like a great Ranger to me.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53701
>>53695
>file already exists in this thread
Which one, dammit!
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53702
53704
>>53700
Thank you. Anything else I need?
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53703
53705
>>53698
He sounds like a shrewd type.
What kinds of weapons is he good at making/using?
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53704
53705
>>53702
Well, a name.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53705
53706
>>53703
I didn’t think about that. How about he can make a makeshift dagger out of rock? He likes short blade weapons, but learned how to fumble with a spear to keep large creatures at bay.
>>53704
I guess call him Stix but that makes his nickname faggot
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53706
53708
>>53705
Welcome stix. You can have any weapon you can imagine.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53707
53708 53709 53711
95620-004-4AE21086.jpg
>>>53705
>short blade weapons
I think your character and mine could get along and my character hates everyone.
>make his nickname faggot
"Faggot" is the term used to describe the cruel beings that control this world, when the PCs break the fourth wall.
How about making his cutie mark a bundle of sticks (a faggot)? Would better illustrate his resourcefulness and toughness (also, it's like a fascist symbol). Love the name, btw.
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53708
>>53706
Thanks.
>>53707
I like your thinking. A bundle of sticks it is!
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53709
>>53707
Tracy likes Infernuis.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53711
[bleach gurgling noises]
>>53707
You said it fellow faggot
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53712
53713
Has anyone heard from GM?

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53713
53714
>>53712
No i assume hes working.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53714
53715
>>53713
I've got nothing better to do for tonight, so I have no problem waiting until later.
Tracy is well on her way to Dadybird's nest.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.53715
53716
>>53714
Yea i dont have anything to do tonight or tomorrow.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53716
53717
>>53715
I usually have nothing to do.
I love trolling lefty pol
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53717
53718
>>53716
I’m free tonight, but I got to finish up work tomorrow, so I don’t know whether I will be on or not then.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53718
53719 53720
>>53717
Feel free to drop in any time. Look forward to playing with you.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53719
>>53718
This
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53720
>>53718
Will do.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53721
53722
>inb4 GM fell asleep at his desk
Anonymous
iMNOy
?
No.53722
53723
>>53721
Happens to the best of us.
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53723
>>53722
Kek. I'd do it every other day in college last year...
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.53724
>>>/test/
Anonymous
OLSig
?
No.53725
53726
It looks like GM went to bed, so I will as well.
Goodnight m8s.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53726
>>53658
I'm good at sensing trends
>>53677
Season 4
>>53725
Nah, I just finished a night crew schedule for the week. I'll be on days next week
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53727
pretzel.png
Welcome to our newest player, I'll be happy to walk you through it at earliest.
I'll be happy to bake a new bread since this thread probably has the uncontestable Mlpol post record Xp

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.53729
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/53728.html