Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>51838 →
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools
>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
I think that Tracy's faggot has been advancing time so relentlessly that I have to declare somethingor lose the day altogether, even though I'd rather spend this day tracking down the phylacteries instead of waiting for Tracy's faggot to make mining tools
>>51839 →
Fine, whatever. Trumpaladin talks to guild leaders and a few members during most of this time
>>51845
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
>lose the day altogether
What does that even mean? If your character doesn't act one day, he can on the next day.
>guild leaders
There are guilds?
>>51849
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
Like, architects, and metallurgists, and other particular trades that are only valuable as long as fewer people know them.
Curses, last thread missed the record by 11 posts (12 technically).
>>51848
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon
>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
Eh, we don't need mining tools any time soon.
Trumpaladin politely thanks the union leaders, businessmen, and blue collar workers, but tells them there is work to be done.
He puts his hand on his sword and heads towards the dungeon
>>51849
Yeah. In fact there's a request to kill a shitload of rich creatures an entire fucking temple of evil - conveniently located in the harbor, no need for travel
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Trumpaladin figures that he may as well take all the xp, treasure and glory for himself if he has to clear the Pyramid alone
*flies in heroically on Fae*
*flies in heroically on Fae*
>>51853
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
No official requests, but some rumors have begun being floated around town. Something about people going missing. Nothing concrete or evident, just suspicions. Something to look forward to.
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>>51866
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
Since this whole thing of Tracy's faggot learning what Tracy can do by looking it up in the books and then declaring mastery over the ability, even though she would have no impetus to learn of the ability.
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*infernuis sets up a podium*
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
"Dear friends me am truly sorry that your may have lost love ones,but i beg that you turn your sadness and sorrow into anger and vengance! So that we may strike the Rats that control the court city,yes! The same rats that sacked and controlled our fine city before! I ask you all please join my army so we may avenge our fallen and secure a future for our white children!"
>>51877
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
No, that's fine. I was responding to another thread for a moment cuz I thought you were going to continue. From that speech Infernius notices that some of the crowd doesn't seem engaged, largely the wamens, but there is still a large group (~250-300) in attendence.
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"My fellow citizens of this truly great city,
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”
>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
A few days ago, we were attacked by hordes of the undead. Their numbers were legion. They were led by Bolshevik senators who sought to live forever through evil means, and they tried to attack Port Barry through the weak points in its gates, through its harbor and sewer system, and through an oversight in the cities spiritual defenses -
a structure in the commercial district. The dead are envious of the living and of the life this great city, and sought to smother it out, and to enslave it for their own ends.
But Port Barry Fought back. Our brave Generals, inspired by the power of Football, kept citizens safe in the stadium, and destroyed hordes at the gate. Our Ghestapo cleared the sewers. Even initiates from Sparentinar – inspired by the call of Football and eager to take up its ways, fought to protect this great city. The monks of the Fight Club – led and trained by our own Thez Preston – in particular fought nobly, holding the line against the monstrosities that came through the planes. Many of those defending gave everything to repulse the hordes - mind, body, and soul. But they died so that their fellow countrymen could live on. For so long as the country lives and prospers, the patriot can never truly die.
One such Patriot, who lives on the prosperity he helped bring to this great city, was our late mayor, Sechs Verseiben, who I had the privilege of meeting and speaking to as he assumed office. His tenure, though a short one, was nevertheless a period of great growth, expansion, liberty, wealth, and order for Port Barry. He lived and died in the service of this city.
The enemy quickly found that we would not quietly surrender nor fade away. Three leaders and countless minions were struck down. I myself smote Ruth Bader Ginsberg from atop her cloud of judicial obfuscation with the powers Great Elway gave to me. The enemy sought to summon an entire temple, to unleash its contents onto the city. But with quick thinking we left them immobilized, and turned the fight to them.
Yet they were not alone in seeking to blindly harm this great city. Unknown rich parties, lulled into a stupor by alcohol and their own arrogance and complacency, bombarded the city. They were quickly and firmly taught to respect the citizenry.
The temple was there after breached, and the enemy made to fear and flee. I have struck down mummy lords and dread wraiths in my crusade to protect Port Barry, and much more work remains before we bring this fight to the former seat of Kefka himself. But we shall, and a new age of glory and security shall dawn on Port Barry, and we’ll find the future brighter than ever.
Elway Bless Port Barry, and thank you all”
>>51880
"No, of course not"
\r
>>51880
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?
"I think you did fine! Leave it to Trump though, he has a bit more gift of gab." Thez reassures.
>>51881
Let me see, Tracy hears from a few that so-and-so has missed a couple shifts at the mill, while a flower vendor who usually makes weekly trips hasn't been seen. Nothing extensive yet.
>>51881
Before or after >>51882 ?
>>51883
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
"Me just Dont have what hitler had."
*Minotuar sigh*
"Me will be at the station if you need me."
>>51882
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
As Trump's speech issues forth, the citizens are visibly swayed. Their emotions, which were grim and interested in response to Infernius' speech, shift from inspiration, sadness, hope, finally resolving at hopeful determination.
>>51884
"What? Where are you going?" she grabs his arm. "Don't be sad, Trump has a way with crowds. Besides, the Gestapo all love and respect you. Its not a competition," she counsels.
>>51878
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future
>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
>Women are not engaged by a speech that focuses on martial deeds
Trumpaladin takes careful note for the future
>>51885
"We will push back those who so arrogantly sought to make us cower before them. We will secure our city, our walls and our harbor. We shall rebuild business damaged to bigger and better than ever before. We shall strike back at our foes. And we shall make Port Barry Great, greater than it has ever been!"
Trumpaladin adds and ends, with his arms thrust up
>still wants to crack the temple like an egg
>>51889
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
Trumpaladin looks out to the Crowd
"I would like to extend a special thanks to our party member Infernius - leader of the Ghestapos - who single handedly defeated an Bolshevik senator - a senator all by himself, can you believe it? Yeah, he's great. One of the nicest people I know too"
>>51889
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
"Yours was good, his was better. The difference? Showmanship," Thez says quoting Batman and Robin, and taking Infernius' arm as he heads to the Gestapo HQ. "We'll be back!" Thez calls to Trump and Tracy (and Torcuil?).
>>51891
A few of the Gestapo amongst the crowd nod and smile appreciatively at Infernius, one of whom salutes.
>>51892
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
Idk where the fuck Torcuil is
"I'm in the crafting room still you faggot!"
Yep, no fucking idea.
>>51893
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
Oh right. Filly gave Torcuil several sticks, one of which is particularly appealing if he wishes to stick it in the machine.
>>51894
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Torc inserts the ingredients, and gets ready to click on a button when Mr. Snek shoves him out of the way and clicks on invisablity
"Hiss-hiss hiss hiss"
"You have enough shit, so I'm taking this. go recharge your staves"
Trumpaladin has much more to tell the city. But this is not the appropriate moment, as it is midway in the course of battle, and not at the critical historical moment of Transition.
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
He now goes among the crowd and talks to mothers, soldiers, workers, businessmen, and union leaders - seeking an equal representation of high and low in the city - and asks them what their concerns are. He reassures them in all instances that they will work on it, and that Port Barry shall prevail, telling of his own exploits where asked
Afk for a bit (business)
Torc and Snek check the materials they need, then Snek heads to the vault while Torc trys using the staff machine to recharge the olymorph staff
>>51903
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate
>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
>>51901
>>51899
Perhaps "reassured them in all instances that they will work on [fixing the problem]" is a bit strong. There are some problems Elway alone can solve, and are beyond the powers of mortal men
Where a citizen expresses concern about the danger to the town of foriegn threats, Trumpaladin will remind them that Port Barry and its people are strong, and they have already repelled many dangers, pointing to the Generals, Ghestapo, and general militia. And that power is supplemented by the power of the party. He will tell of his own martial accomplishments as appropriate
Where a citizen expresses desire to strike back, Trumpaladin will tell them that the party fully intends to burn the Court City to the ground - with the help of armies - and annex it to the new confederation (which will be talked about later)
Where a citizen expresses concern about crime, Trumpaladin will tell them that the Ghestapo is on it and they need fear no longer, but turn all relevant information over to the relevant authorities. The party can handle it if there be the need.
If a citizen expresses concern about the loss of a loved one, Trumpaladin will tell them of the wonders of ressurection through the power of Elway, and will offer the service if possible. If not possible, he will assure them that the loved one lives on the memories of those he or she affected positively, and that Humans live in large part not in themselves but in how they affect those around them.
If they are concerned about material damage, Trumpaladin will assure them that the party will help to rebuild the city with funds recovered from the enemy. And it will be rebuilt stronger and better than before.
If they are worried about general poverty, Trumpaladin will explain that he intends to open new trade with far away cities that will bring more jobs and wealth to Port Barry - in fact, there should be job openings in Durpistan soon.
if they are worried about the malaise of anomie or depression - the feeling of being lost, he will tell them that though they may feel themselves lost, they are Found by Elway. Trust in Elway, serve him, and you shall find yourself.
Anything else will be dealt with as appropriate
>>51908
*roman salutes in private*
>>51911
How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
How would he know about the flower shop?
Tracy reads her birds a bedtime story, and puts them to bed.
Then she disguises herself as a stray doggo and snoops around the flower shop in stealth.
>>51912
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
I guess he wouldn't. But why not make the suggestion? Someone should do it, and my character can't do it effectively, so why not make the suggestion to Tracy
>>51918
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
You play a character whose main purpose within the greater party is to scout and collect information, but she refuses to tell any one this information cause "don't want to." You are a shit roleplayer
>>51921
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
I will when she finds something worth mentioning, and/or she has a reason to bring it up in dialogue.
>>51928
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
They haven't met since then.
Tracy is just snooping around at this point. She hasn't recognized it as a plot device because
>9 Wis
>>51928
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
Because he doesn't know anything. Only Tracy does. And he can't act on what he doesn't know
I'm not saying this information needs to be communicated now or even soon, but earlier than never would be nice
>>51929
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
If you want to keep it a secret cause character then don't bitch about metagaming. If you want to bitch about metagaming then play a better character so shit can be said in game
>A cellphone flies through the thread like a frisbee, crashing into the wall, announcing GM's return
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>
Alright, lets see what I've missed.
>>51898
That's correct. The machine indicates that the stick in question is in fact a fully functional wand.
<cont>
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
Rolling to move silently around shop so as not to disturb the scene.
[1d20+20 = 37]
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
Now rolling to Search around the shop for clues.
>>51925
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
Its not "people are disappearing" its "Have you seen this guy? What happened to whats-her-name". Its not even an issue yet, not even to the port, nor is it one that can be mediated in advance.
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
>>51938
Ah, I guess Tracy wouldn't have had that much interest to investigate them.
Well, while she's there, does she see/hear anything else of interest?
*sniffs around area, just like a normal doggo*
>>51941
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
I feel tempted to go to the mill, but Tracy has no motivation to do that.
She goes back to the tower and dexterously slips into the amorphous fluff-pile that is her nursery, drifting off into an afternoon nap.
Fug it. Its been a shit day. I'm still watching the thread, but I need some pony. Movie time.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
>>51945
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
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>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
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It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
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>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
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May as well rise to the occasion then
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Suffer not the heretic to live
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Damn I love these memes
@51973
>warning
>warning
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
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>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
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It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
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>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Wait, there it goes
Stream is back up
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I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
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>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
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>>52014
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Okay, I'm done.
^_^
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"
*delivers beverages to respective parties*
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.
In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
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>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
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>>>/test/
>>52099
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
>>52101
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
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Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
>>52128
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
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>>52134
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
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>>52140
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
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[1d20+10 = 30]
>>52145
Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
>>52145
Uh... okay...
Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform
Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone
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[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
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>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
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>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
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[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
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>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
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Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
So are we gonna do anything?
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
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>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
>>52195
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
>>52199
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
[1d20+39 = 47]
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52198
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
>>52206
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
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>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52205
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
>>52214
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
>>52220
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52221
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
>>52227
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
>>52231
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
>>52240
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
Alright, I promise I'm done now
>>52242
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
>>52245
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
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>>52245
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
Damn you
Pretty prancing predatory powerful periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds and presses her pink plump puffy pony pussy on the party's proud professional presidential padalin's penis, passionately pumping her partner's private post-preformance payment in her prior to the pair passing out.
Night faggots
>>52252
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
*smooches*
*gazes dreamily with bedroom eyes, batting eyelashes*
*boops nose-to-nose*
"~Teeheehee!"
*passionate giggling*
>>52254
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
*humps more and offers more liquid, in hopes of placating the beast, all while staring into its eyes*
>>52259
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
*Just lays there beaming, though still pumping slowly*
*smiles affectionately, just happy to have him around*
[happy pony noises]
>implying you can escape
>>52260
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
*He rubs his hands down each side of her, from her mane down her flanks, even though it only accentuates the sexuality of the creature*
*he is now in pain, but still must fuck the creature*
>>52261
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
*continues pounding with her relentless, gentle, rhythmic bounces still staring with those faintly-glowing green eyes*
"I want all of your love, Flashy."
>>52263
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
*humping intensifies*
*fiery green eyes stare into soul*
"All of you, Flashy..."
*snort in petite excitement*
"I'll give my everything to you, Flashy; please give your love me."
[1d20 = 15]
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
>>52264
That's it. Smite this succubus bitch. With both penis and hands on her supple teats. Dice cause dice are fun
>>52271
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*
Could be improved
"~Aaaaaaaaah..." she sighs contently
*gets up*
*drags paladin back to the tower*
[4d20 = 50]
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
>Talks to an associate later
>"Where have you been"
>"I failed a handle animal check and was ravaged by a demonic horse for like two hours"
>"Uh... did you mean to day 'ravaged'?"
>*Cries to self* "Yes..."
Tracy has been very, very vocal about her sexual endeavors with Brad, around town, as to ward-off other females that might try to approach him by letting them all know he belongs to her.
>>52276
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
"We're not done!"
*grabs paladin and tosses him onto a Clydesdale-sized bed* (much more comfortable than the back-alley pavement)
*continues relentless, lewd, possessive snuggling*
>>52277
*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
*casts necessary cure spells on self*
"At least the surface is soft... Looks like I'm going for a ride..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA
>>52278
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
"We're going to be here all night long."
*showers him in kisses*
*snuffs out torches, so only her flames illuminate the room*
>>52280
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
*moans, still snuggling him to pieces with her powerful horse chest*
*lays beside paladin*
"Is there something wrong, Flashy? I know we didn't get to go zombie-hunting today, but we will next time.:
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
>>52281
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
"I guess not"
*starts removing armor, so he can feel the full fluff of the horse against him as he lay there*
>>52282
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
nuzzles all over his body, as if checking him for wounds, before happily laying against him, her massive flank rising and falling with her deep, powerful breaths*
>>52283
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
*still holds an erection after hours and at least a half dozen ejaculations. Because horse is just that damned sexy*
>>52284
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
>not sticking it in and riding it all out in his sleep
*engulfs erection with tight, hot, quivering marepussy*
[sleepy horse noises]
>>52285
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
*pets horsey*
*falls asleep in horsey, occasionally humping, but always holding her in his arms*
Waking up with restored vigor, Trumpaladin sees that the beast horse has been reduced to a little blue pony.
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
*Turns over on top of pony, and sexes pony*
>>52296
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
Thez <whooooof> appears full-size I guess she shrinks when in pocket? I'm not sure how that works, but its much more adorable to "goes to room" or whatever and it doesn't affect gameplay in any significant manner so I'm going with it and takes one of the cups, allowing Bones to fill.
>>52297
I haven't. ^_^
[1d100 = 44]
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
Thez makes a "Tch" sound and says, "Curses, no cream or sugar. One moment." <whooooof> ... <whoooof> she reappears with two small, slender pitchers. She hands them to Bones before taking a long sip, after which she immediately starts giggling.
>>52302
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
Infernius' question sets her into a more intense fit of giggles. "I... have no idea," she squeezes out, sipping occasionally from her covfefe.
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>>52312
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
I haven't given up.
I'm prepared to make the necessary sacrifices for the power I desire.
Pic entirely unrelated, just funny.
>>52315
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>why Tracy would arbitrarily want to have her form permanently altered
Shoot..
*faggot steps back into the shadows*
>>52315
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
GM, how much would you hate me if I gave Torc some levels in bard?
>bagpipes play in background
>>52318
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Alright, I need a quick rundown. I know what Tracy is thinking, what is Torcuil thinking? Are you hoping to trade levels?
>>52321
TBH, Theurge was an excuse for his memes to work for clerical spells.
>>52322
This is what I'm thinking. Maybe not the statistics and the exact details, but if Infernius wants to put a couple thousand germans into his "past life bracket" from which he might have residual memory and disposition, I'm okay with it.
Spoiler alert, the next adversary the party faced was going to be "blacks",... basically Wights except augmented to be a legit threat
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Also, I'll admit that its been several years since I saw such a documentary - might even have been this one or parts of - on account of the purveysive feeling of despair that it invokes. I knew all about Dresden, the behavior of the Soviets toward civilians, but every time I watch these docus I am impressed with the vast and nigh-infinite level of scope and detail that is behind the truth and the obfuscation of it. That Germany and the Nazis 'enjoy' the infamy and contempt that is rightfully visited on the allies and most especially the soviets - and that this disinformation continues day by day, with every virtue signalled re-affirmation of "muh death camps" and "6 gorrilion" - is enervating to the core.
>>52328
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
I didnt know how bad the bombings were, im not ashamed to admit i was in tears. This was my first time watching hellstorm.
>>52321
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
GM gave me those levels, I didn't choose them. I will gladly trade theurge for bard though.
>>52324
Uh, I don't care. I'd trade the levels he has, and rework the skills.
Actually, yeah I'll do that. Can I trade levels?
>>52339
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
Torc looks at his faggot, then at Thez, then back at his faggot.
Then his faggot shrugs turns to GM and says
[i]"Says the guy who traded some of Thez's levels"
>>52349
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
She didn't trade, she just lost them.
*flexes energy-draining claws*
Level-loss is an option though.
>>52349
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
First, that hasn't taken place yet. That will occur at the end of the Temple bit. For two, she's not trading anything, she's willingly relinquishing, even though it comes at the loss of no less than four significant and essential feats (probably more, but I'm still working it over,... lazily).
>>52350
That makes the second time you've asked that. IIRC the first was 2 months ago.
>>52350
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
"Suppose you wanted to make a person, or several people, entirely diassapear from the authorities. Give them new indentities, allow them to live on under a different name. Do you think you could do it?"
>>52353
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
"I'm good at making persons look like they never existed, but not so experienced with making new identities... It'd matter the circumstances."
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>>52361
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
>>52366
reeeeeeee roll the 1d100!
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
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[1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>>52376
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
I love those Lipizzaner shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3wmWT-sb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5B7v1PV6Y
>Tumble is new favorite skill
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>>52361
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52359
>>52362
>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuff
And Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt. And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell. And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52355
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52359
I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind
"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390
In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52392
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>wait until the issue is "ripe."
No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote
*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>>52393
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
>>52396
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
"What person?"
>birth registry
Idk if births that occurred before the church was established would be registered, m8. Are you talking about a kid?
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52399
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
I figured
>A bard is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow, and whip.
>A multiclass character gets all the class features of all his or her classes but must also suffer the consequences of the special restrictions of all his or her classes.
<laughs in claymore
>>52407
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians
*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>church
There's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408
>Great Wisadom
That's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
>>52409
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue
>>52411
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413
"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
>>52417
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
>>52420
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
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>>52425
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>52425
Why U delet?
Why U delet?
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>>52437
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
>>52438
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439
What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
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[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
Profession check to sell own milk.
>>52447
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
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>>52460
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...
>>52465
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
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>>52475
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
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>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
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>>52477
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
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I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
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Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
>>52495
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
>>52494
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
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>>52483
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478
Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]
>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478
Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]
>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
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>Wake up after sleeping in, and characters are off doing many things
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
[1d100 = 34]
>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
>>52534
*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
>>52536
*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
>>52545
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
>>52547
*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
>>52549
>Can't cast Wish
Are you sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
>Can't cast Wish
Are you sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
[1d20 = 8]
>>52555
Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.
>>52556
Roll a 20
>>52555
Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.
>>52556
Roll a 20
>>52555
Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish
Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish
>>52550
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
>>52564
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>>52565
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
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>>52571
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
>>52580
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
>>52573
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
>>52584
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
>>52589
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>forgot to power attack
>>52621
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52627
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*eyes narrow for a bit*
>>52631
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
>>52649
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
>>52650
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
>>52651
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
>>52656
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
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>>52659
Like peach rings and sweat (training)
She's well familiar with it, could detect him from 30-60 ft away.
Like peach rings and sweat (training)
She's well familiar with it, could detect him from 30-60 ft away.
>>52664
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
"Trump keep bring it up."
"And when me even think about doing anything me get stabed with ricenigger knife."
>>52670
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
Thez looks down at now pickle-I'nis and blushes, before picking him up, and taking him to the Sticky Wicket, sliding up to the bar. "What'll you have?" she asks him.
>>52671
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
"You complete me, Flashy.
I'm so happy when you're around; I want to be with you forever and give birth to all of your foals. I feel happy when you call my name, and I'm glad to help you when you need it. I feel more committed to you than any other creature. I want to be your Waifu, your mount, the mother of your children, because that makes me so happy. I want us to be together forever.'
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>>52674
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
She laughs heartedly at that. "Coming up," she says, mixing a white-russian and then drizzling grenadine. She picks him up, kisses him, and then sets him in the drink, adjusting the ice so that his floating level makes it easy to drink but won't drown him.
I'm assuming Torcuil may have gone too?
>>52683
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
She sighs at length, preparing some more of the green stuff (got a shipment containing a few bottles a few days ago!). "You want something to drink?" she asks Torcuil.
Turning back to Infernius, she says "Yeah,... but who knows what kind of consequences that could have. It would take a miracle anyhow."
>>52687
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
*grabs horse tail, and lifts it*
*sticks horsey*
"I've never done this with Felicia or Fae or Slovenia, by the way"
>>52701
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
"No you oaf, I mean time-travel is absurdly dangerous. Are you even sure you can get back? Are you even sure it will work? Will we cease to exist in this capacity?"
>>52696
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
>Alter Reality
Basically buffed-up Wish, only without the chance of blowing up in your face for asking for too much. It wouldn't be beyond the power of a Greater Deity to un-rape an individual; unless you were looking for some kind of time travel, which would create a paradox that could destroy the multiverse.
The question is, would he use such a power for for something like that?
>>52718
If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked
>>52722
*moves into pony*
If it didn't happen, then Thez wouldn't have had pity sex with Infernius that night. Which I believe is the sex that got her pregnant. So Adolphina Preston would not exist, although thez probably would have gotten pregnant later anyways. Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single, and probably would have progressed further down Operation Waifu as originally intended, which means Slovenia would be pretty much a girlfriend. Infernius would have never gone down the darth path - probably. There would be no mission to save infernius - no cool gear, no raid of the court city. Possibly that means the court city would never have attacked
>>52722
*moves into pony*
>>52724
>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single
lol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
>Tracy would have never coerced brad into proposing to her. So Brad would be single
lol no
I had plenty of other cards tonplay
Torcuil, that is
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>>52745
*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*
"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
*moves penis around to makes sure she's feeling all of it*
"Alright then"
*flexes hands*
*rubs all over horse rear*
>>52751
*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
*Puts all of her Str and weight into grinding down on him, her plot completely eclipsing his world*
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>>52760
"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more.. powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
"~Hmmmmph..! When I'm with you, I feel so much more.. powerful."
*Grinds further into paladin, trying to milk out more of the sweet stuff*
>>52761
Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her
Trumpaladin reeees in futility, as still more of his essence is sucked out into the pony, and swallowed up by her
>>52763
*Sucks more and more energy out of the Paladin, drinking generously from his well of power*
[Happy Fiend noises]
"~Hmmmm...! That's right; let it all out into me, Flashy.. Good boy.."
*Hind muscles vibrate with enhanced fervor*
*Sucks more and more energy out of the Paladin, drinking generously from his well of power*
[Happy Fiend noises]
"~Hmmmm...! That's right; let it all out into me, Flashy.. Good boy.."
*Hind muscles vibrate with enhanced fervor*
>>52767
"Ah fuck" Trumpaladin cries out, as he is no match for the muscular contractions of the mighty horse
*more fluid he didn't know he still had escapes from him*
"Ah fuck" Trumpaladin cries out, as he is no match for the muscular contractions of the mighty horse
*more fluid he didn't know he still had escapes from him*
>>52770
"Yes, yes, YES! Give me more..!"
*Bounces up and down repeatativly, mimicking the motions of a water pump*
"Yes, yes, YES! Give me more..!"
*Bounces up and down repeatativly, mimicking the motions of a water pump*
>>52773
*sneaks in hand to perform lay of hands on own penis to prevent it from entirely falling off*
*rubs horse vagina with other hand just because sexy*
*sneaks in hand to perform lay of hands on own penis to prevent it from entirely falling off*
*rubs horse vagina with other hand just because sexy*
>>52777
Tracy puts on a look of ecstasy as she crackles with energy, and strangely seems somewhat bigger than she was before, although Brad dismisses it as a figment of his imagination.
"At least now we don't have to worry about you outliving me." she says in horse-speech, too quietly to hear
>>52780
"Are you uncomfortable, Flashy?"
*lifts one enormous, soft rump-cheek, as to allow him the space to escape if he so desired*
Tracy puts on a look of ecstasy as she crackles with energy, and strangely seems somewhat bigger than she was before, although Brad dismisses it as a figment of his imagination.
"At least now we don't have to worry about you outliving me." she says in horse-speech, too quietly to hear
>>52780
"Are you uncomfortable, Flashy?"
*lifts one enormous, soft rump-cheek, as to allow him the space to escape if he so desired*
>>52787
No, that was common.
Horse speech is a sekrit language, like druidic: you'll lose your pony magick if you teach it to a non-pony.
>did you watch hellstorm?
Tracy's faggot was unlucky ennough to catch the flu on top of whatever the hell else has been ravishing his body, and ended up sleeping most of the day. I'll watch it when I discover the energy to give it the attention it deserves.
No, that was common.
Horse speech is a sekrit language, like druidic: you'll lose your pony magick if you teach it to a non-pony.
>did you watch hellstorm?
Tracy's faggot was unlucky ennough to catch the flu on top of whatever the hell else has been ravishing his body, and ended up sleeping most of the day. I'll watch it when I discover the energy to give it the attention it deserves.
>>52790
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I was just thinking how lucky we are to be together for the rest your our lives, Flashy."
[appreciative pony noises]
*nuzzles chest affectionately*
"I was just thinking how lucky we are to be together for the rest your our lives, Flashy."
[appreciative pony noises]
Wait a minute, if Torc couldn't cast 9th level spells, how did we defeat the Tarrasque in the first place?
*shoots self for for being an insufferable rulecuck*
*shoots self for for being an insufferable rulecuck*
[1d20+27 = 42]
Trumpaladin does a full sense motive on demon horse
Trumpaladin does a full sense motive on demon horse
>>52797
*nuzzles*
Trumpaladin gets a hunch that Tracy feels like going outside to practice her acrobatics, and she's like him to ride her.
*nuzzles*
Trumpaladin gets a hunch that Tracy feels like going outside to practice her acrobatics, and she's like him to ride her.
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>>52798
Trumpaladin is not at all assuaged, but he mounts the horse. What else could he do?
He sings to himself:
"'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky. On horses snortin' fire... as they ride on hear their cry"
Trumpaladin is not at all assuaged, but he mounts the horse. What else could he do?
He sings to himself:
"'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky. On horses snortin' fire... as they ride on hear their cry"
>Torc quickly feels uncomfortble having Death stare at him doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Snek finishes recharging the staff and heads back towards Torc
Meanwhile, Snek finishes recharging the staff and heads back towards Torc
Idk if you add his ride check to her performance, because the rules are unclear when using a trained animal to perform, but either way, it's an Extraordinary performance.
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>>52814
>wants to throw him off of her back and molest him in front of the crowd that just gathered
"Nothing, just glad to be with you today."
>wants to throw him off of her back and molest him in front of the crowd that just gathered
"Nothing, just glad to be with you today."
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>Implying the 1 will just go away if you delet it
*drags Brad away, who just barfed all over himself when attempting to speak*
*drags Brad away, who just barfed all over himself when attempting to speak*
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Oh, that was mostly shitposting. Trump made a joke about the succubus-pony draining his energy through sex, so I was humoring him.
It was never really stated whether or not ponies and aged differently (I mentioned "pony years" in the any nest, but wasn't really serious), so I just made an ironic joke to semi-settle that.
It probably won't have any actual consequences, unless…
It was never really stated whether or not ponies and aged differently (I mentioned "pony years" in the any nest, but wasn't really serious), so I just made an ironic joke to semi-settle that.
It probably won't have any actual consequences, unless…
Tracy's Mobility training should be done by now, right? She's been at it in a while, even if she's been interrupted a bit.
>>52844
The designated staff was Transmutation, which includes a few castings of Polymorph (2), Baleful Polymorph (2),... and the rest of the spells still remain (Expeditious retreat 1, Alter Self 1, Blink 1, and Disintegrate 3)
The designated staff was Transmutation, which includes a few castings of Polymorph (2), Baleful Polymorph (2),... and the rest of the spells still remain (Expeditious retreat 1, Alter Self 1, Blink 1, and Disintegrate 3)
>>52846
Nope, just polymorph. The first charge of baleful was to turn a rock into gold, and the second turned the 3 rats into gold statues. Alas, those statues, one can only wonder where they have wandered off to,....
Nope, just polymorph. The first charge of baleful was to turn a rock into gold, and the second turned the 3 rats into gold statues. Alas, those statues, one can only wonder where they have wandered off to,....
>>52848
I'm pretty sure Thez requisitioned one for display in the Tower, but naturally Darkie and co ran off with it.
"What? That thing was worth over 2000gp!"
I'm pretty sure Thez requisitioned one for display in the Tower, but naturally Darkie and co ran off with it.
"What? That thing was worth over 2000gp!"
>>52848
Nah, that'd be gay. Polymorph spells of any kind normally couldn't create materials of intrinsic value.
The pirates or whoever who took them probably loaded them onto their ships only to realize that they were gold-painted lead: even as statues, they were swindlers.
Nah, that'd be gay. Polymorph spells of any kind normally couldn't create materials of intrinsic value.
The pirates or whoever who took them probably loaded them onto their ships only to realize that they were gold-painted lead: even as statues, they were swindlers.
I want to go to Cardishore and stab some living bodies soon. Infernius was the first character she Sneak-Attacked in a long time...
Tracy reads a few more pages from her Tome of Clear Understanding, before getting bored and heading off to feed her birds again.
>>52852
Potentially
https://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
Damn, I need to step up my game
>>52853
Yeah, I'll admit that the pyramid dungeon didn't pan out like I had hoped. I had intended that it present nominal-moderate difficulty, while also including a bunch of plot twists pertaining to the world. Unfortunately, I can't force the party to actually complete it without railroading. And so.
<BOOOOOOOOOOOM> with an earth-shattering, concussive sound-wave, the temple explodes.
As debris from the temple falls all along the dock-side (no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more) a whispering voice issues forth.
"This is not over."
Potentially
https://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
Damn, I need to step up my game
>>52853
Yeah, I'll admit that the pyramid dungeon didn't pan out like I had hoped. I had intended that it present nominal-moderate difficulty, while also including a bunch of plot twists pertaining to the world. Unfortunately, I can't force the party to actually complete it without railroading. And so.
<BOOOOOOOOOOOM> with an earth-shattering, concussive sound-wave, the temple explodes.
As debris from the temple falls all along the dock-side (no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more) a whispering voice issues forth.
"This is not over."
>>52857
>no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>no Tracy, you have more than enough glassteel bits, you can't have more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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I wonder if the tower also has a self-destruct mechanism...
>>52857
Tracy stares at the beautiful explosion with an awed expression on her face
>pic
*looks down at undead-bane maces that were in their way to becoming Disrupting weapons*
"Well that's a waste."
*tosses onto pile of other half-made items that'll probably never get finished*
Tracy stares at the beautiful explosion with an awed expression on her face
>pic
*looks down at undead-bane maces that were in their way to becoming Disrupting weapons*
"Well that's a waste."
*tosses onto pile of other half-made items that'll probably never get finished*
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Consider yourselves fortunate. I had planned that the party would have been in the midst of that explostion, waking up in the entertron with all their equipment destroyed.
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>>52870
I, for one, am slightly relieved. Now we can explore and find some victims enemies that Tracy can actually use her class abilities against.
I, for one, am slightly relieved. Now we can explore and find some victims enemies that Tracy can actually use her class abilities against.
>>52873
Oh, stop it.
Up until this point, the armies you've fought been almost entirely composed of enemies your class is specialized against. Don't get butthurt just because of a plot twist to shake things up. There will be plenty of new places with things to kill and loot to steal.
I've been wanting to go back to Cardishore for months now.
Oh, stop it.
Up until this point, the armies you've fought been almost entirely composed of enemies your class is specialized against. Don't get butthurt just because of a plot twist to shake things up. There will be plenty of new places with things to kill and loot to steal.
I've been wanting to go back to Cardishore for months now.
TBH, the main reason the temple exploded is because as a pressing "adversary/obstacle", I got a little tired of the degree of nonchalance the party affected to it. This is/was a sinister element, literally on their doorstep, which the party seemed totally content to treat as an abandoned building to be scrapped and resourced. In reality, the contents of the temple were vastly more than sufficient to wipe the party out outright, depending on how it was role-played. Heck, several rooms were just a couple dice rolls away from death and dismemberment. In spite of this, the degree of "meh, when we get to it" kinda ruined it for me.
Additionally, I am a little irritated at the degree of vast research and investigation that the party is perfectly (and evidently) capable of doing, only for me to have to correct or weigh in on very basic details and issues, simply because that same due diligence was not applied. No offense, but Tracy is a perfect example of this, being far more fixated on what pretty-shiny could be had, rather than maximizing the pretty shinies (abilites AND swag) that has already been given. Trump has yet to have a moment with Vandereim. Tracy - the master of blades - has not once even bothered to figure out the correct usage of Korak's sword. I could go on.
Additionally, I am a little irritated at the degree of vast research and investigation that the party is perfectly (and evidently) capable of doing, only for me to have to correct or weigh in on very basic details and issues, simply because that same due diligence was not applied. No offense, but Tracy is a perfect example of this, being far more fixated on what pretty-shiny could be had, rather than maximizing the pretty shinies (abilites AND swag) that has already been given. Trump has yet to have a moment with Vandereim. Tracy - the master of blades - has not once even bothered to figure out the correct usage of Korak's sword. I could go on.
>>52867
Would Mr. Snek be okay at least?
>>52874
This. I wanna go get a gnome quest, do some more exploring. I'm sick of just sitting around Port Barry shitposting.
>>52876
Hey, I suggested blowing a big ass hole right down the middle, I even did all the math, but nooooooooooo something about "muh loot" and other bullshit.
Sorry
Would Mr. Snek be okay at least?
>>52874
This. I wanna go get a gnome quest, do some more exploring. I'm sick of just sitting around Port Barry shitposting.
>>52876
Hey, I suggested blowing a big ass hole right down the middle, I even did all the math, but nooooooooooo something about "muh loot" and other bullshit.
Sorry
>>52876
This. Although I think the "not treating it as a threat" could have been solved very easily by having a group of wraiths or some other monsters drift out and perma-drain Tracy while she was "training" would have been a simple enough solution
This. Although I think the "not treating it as a threat" could have been solved very easily by having a group of wraiths or some other monsters drift out and perma-drain Tracy while she was "training" would have been a simple enough solution
Also, you can expect that the next adversity will not be one that can be put on the backburner
>>52884
Loot doesn't come bac to life, m8.
Know this: although your character can come back to life in the Entertron, your equipment cannot: so keep it out of danger.
*polishes shoes*
Loot doesn't come bac to life, m8.
Know this: although your character can come back to life in the Entertron, your equipment cannot: so keep it out of danger.
*polishes shoes*
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Well I have a legal seminar class now. Can we have a set group of hours when activity is not going on, and massive plot elements don't literally explode during lecture?
>>52890
You lose XP if he dies too, so keep him safe.
"I have some unfinished business with the faggots who run the dome up North..."
You lose XP if he dies too, so keep him safe.
"I have some unfinished business with the faggots who run the dome up North..."
>>52891
The building exploded as a precedent. Other than that, nothing significant is going on.
As for the "General hours" bit, I would like that too. In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
The building exploded as a precedent. Other than that, nothing significant is going on.
As for the "General hours" bit, I would like that too. In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
I actually am very sorry for not taking your dungeon serious GM.
>>52891
I guess whatever times your lectures are, but I won't completely stop shitposting.
>>52891
I guess whatever times your lectures are, but I won't completely stop shitposting.
>>52893
>In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Please do
>In particular, I'm contemplating a prohibition on ridiculously-exhaustive sex scenes during critical hours (namely, weekends)
Please do
>>52894
>>52896
I don't want players to be sorry, it was poorly implemented on my part. What I do advise and request is that more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's. Yes, the faggot determines what the character does, but the character is the one who can die or experience consequences. I mean I could have had Thez maintain a vigil over the temple, as though it was something that could blow up at any time, or could possess numerous high-level spellcasters, but that would have been railroading.
>>52896
I don't want players to be sorry, it was poorly implemented on my part. What I do advise and request is that more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's. Yes, the faggot determines what the character does, but the character is the one who can die or experience consequences. I mean I could have had Thez maintain a vigil over the temple, as though it was something that could blow up at any time, or could possess numerous high-level spellcasters, but that would have been railroading.
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>>52898
>more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's
I can agree with that.
It's been getting pretty gay in recent weeks, with all of the out-of-character metafaggotry..
>more attention be paid to the character's disposition, and less attention be to their faggot's
I can agree with that.
It's been getting pretty gay in recent weeks, with all of the out-of-character metafaggotry..
>>52899
>railroading
That reminds me, I forgot a critical element of the building exploding. Yes, there was the whisper of "This is not over," but there was also a tell-tale and familiar cackle of a malicious jester whom the party currently possesses the (a?) head of.
Yeah. I've been waiting to reveal that shit for months now.
>railroading
That reminds me, I forgot a critical element of the building exploding. Yes, there was the whisper of "This is not over," but there was also a tell-tale and familiar cackle of a malicious jester whom the party currently possesses the (a?) head of.
Yeah. I've been waiting to reveal that shit for months now.
>>52903
Oh shit..!
I was wondering when keeping his corpse was gonna' bite me in the ass..
*checks closet and sifts through skeletons to see if he's still there*
Oh shit..!
I was wondering when keeping his corpse was gonna' bite me in the ass..
*checks closet and sifts through skeletons to see if he's still there*
>>52904
And there aren't a dozen or more spells that enable a particularly proficient spellcaster to perpetuate themselves with,... Trump even admitted being disappointed that he didn't have any equipment on him,... almost as though he didn't see the results of that encounter as consequential.
And there aren't a dozen or more spells that enable a particularly proficient spellcaster to perpetuate themselves with,... Trump even admitted being disappointed that he didn't have any equipment on him,... almost as though he didn't see the results of that encounter as consequential.
For the record, I had thought that this would have been revealed in the Banquet Nuts thread (hence the OP image)
>>52911
>is a mage
But yes, mages are generally pussies that are always trying to cheat death in one way or another
>*Death-chan kisses Torcuil on the cheek*
>is a mage
But yes, mages are generally pussies that are always trying to cheat death in one way or another
>*Death-chan kisses Torcuil on the cheek*
>>52910
Yeah, I know. I thought it was going to be revealed then, and then again during court city, and again with the temple.
So to summarize (though little has actually happened, but now the characters realize they're not as cushy as they may have thought):
Kefka is alive somehow. Consequently, the Spartan contingent desires to relay with command. The gnomes (good call) can be inquired about the airship, Cardishore is back on the table so to speak, and there are a variety of other cities and nation-states that are now within reach (cuz airship).
Yeah, I know. I thought it was going to be revealed then, and then again during court city, and again with the temple.
So to summarize (though little has actually happened, but now the characters realize they're not as cushy as they may have thought):
Kefka is alive somehow. Consequently, the Spartan contingent desires to relay with command. The gnomes (good call) can be inquired about the airship, Cardishore is back on the table so to speak, and there are a variety of other cities and nation-states that are now within reach (cuz airship).
>>52915
Actually, I'm glad those necromancers didn't get their hands on any part of Kefka's body. That could've been uber-spooky apocalypse-tier..
*hides precious body-parts*
>>52916
If Kefka's powers were rooted deeply enough in this world, he might be good as immortal.
We still don't know just how power he is as a mage or a deity.
Actually, I'm glad those necromancers didn't get their hands on any part of Kefka's body. That could've been uber-spooky apocalypse-tier..
*hides precious body-parts*
>>52916
If Kefka's powers were rooted deeply enough in this world, he might be good as immortal.
We still don't know just how power he is as a mage or a deity.
[1d20+5 = 8]
Local Knowledge check, to learn wtf even is Cardishore.
Local Knowledge check, to learn wtf even is Cardishore.
>>52916
Theomachia is on my list of stuff I wanna do on this campaign. Glad to have a second chance to kill him at full strength.
Theomachia is on my list of stuff I wanna do on this campaign. Glad to have a second chance to kill him at full strength.
>>52921
On the contrary, the Xp was for the Terrasque, which is alive again also, but the "defeat" threshold was achieved
On the contrary, the Xp was for the Terrasque, which is alive again also, but the "defeat" threshold was achieved
>>52921
You don't necessarily have to completely kill something to get XP from it. You can gain experience from removing the threat of an encounter, if you role-play it well enough.
Look on the bright side, we'll get to fight them both again at full or even heightened strength, so you'll have a chance to earn that XP seriously.
>>52925
>*slight disappointment*
You don't necessarily have to completely kill something to get XP from it. You can gain experience from removing the threat of an encounter, if you role-play it well enough.
Look on the bright side, we'll get to fight them both again at full or even heightened strength, so you'll have a chance to earn that XP seriously.
>>52925
>*slight disappointment*
>>52929
*tosses skeleton back into closet*
"That it did. Looks like the cosplaying freak is still around somehow."
*tosses skeleton back into closet*
"That it did. Looks like the cosplaying freak is still around somehow."
[1d20 = 15]
>>52935
Counter!
"Maybe me havent looked in awhile,maybe me walk down to field then come back."
>>52935
Counter!
"Maybe me havent looked in awhile,maybe me walk down to field then come back."
"The football disentigrated. I saw it while showing the stadium to... Someone, and Fae confirmed it"
[1d20+21 = 32]
Rolling to Hide
Rolling to Hide
[1d20+21 = 29]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
You can't hide while being observed, by the way, and you need concealment. She'd at least need to run first
>>52954
Infernius turned around to go look in some field; and your character wasn't speaking, so there was nothing to say he was in the same room.
Infernius turned around to go look in some field; and your character wasn't speaking, so there was nothing to say he was in the same room.
>>52928
"Well, now what? Kefka is back. Those three lichs are definitely coming back. I don't know if the Tarasque is back but it isn't contained as a football, of that I am sure. We can't even keep the damned group rogue from trying to kill and rob White people. AND WHY IS THAT FUCKING DRAGON STILL ALIVE!" Trumpaladin loses his cool in that last statement
"So... what do we do?"
*sighs*
under his breath "at least I am free now"
"Well, now what? Kefka is back. Those three lichs are definitely coming back. I don't know if the Tarasque is back but it isn't contained as a football, of that I am sure. We can't even keep the damned group rogue from trying to kill and rob White people. AND WHY IS THAT FUCKING DRAGON STILL ALIVE!" Trumpaladin loses his cool in that last statement
"So... what do we do?"
*sighs*
under his breath "at least I am free now"
>>52956
"Well me say we should start by looking for tracy to see what she knows. The dragon lives because lennos is sweet on her."
"Well me say we should start by looking for tracy to see what she knows. The dragon lives because lennos is sweet on her."
>>52957
"How do you find Tracy? Neither of us are as fast as her and we don't have the ability to find her while she's hiding. Fae is fast enough, she can spot and listen as well. She can track her scent. That might work. Torcuil could scry on Tracy. I'm mostly just worried about her doing harm.
If she's coming back for anything, it's those birds. She loves those more than pretty much anything. Except crime and crafting I guess.
That fucking dragon lives because Torcuil and Thez are sweet on her. Lenos only found out she existed much later."
"How do you find Tracy? Neither of us are as fast as her and we don't have the ability to find her while she's hiding. Fae is fast enough, she can spot and listen as well. She can track her scent. That might work. Torcuil could scry on Tracy. I'm mostly just worried about her doing harm.
If she's coming back for anything, it's those birds. She loves those more than pretty much anything. Except crime and crafting I guess.
That fucking dragon lives because Torcuil and Thez are sweet on her. Lenos only found out she existed much later."
[1d20+20 = 24]
>incognito
Rolling to Gather Information about Cardishore.
>incognito
Rolling to Gather Information about Cardishore.
>>52959
>Running away from the group because you don't want to reveal critical information, and then staying away so you can complete some quest or whatever by yourself
You're a dick by the way. If you want to play a single player game that is perfectly tailored for your particular preferences, buy a video game. GM spent hours building that dungeon and you made him throw it all away when you just went "oh I don't want to do that, I want to do something else"
>Running away from the group because you don't want to reveal critical information, and then staying away so you can complete some quest or whatever by yourself
You're a dick by the way. If you want to play a single player game that is perfectly tailored for your particular preferences, buy a video game. GM spent hours building that dungeon and you made him throw it all away when you just went "oh I don't want to do that, I want to do something else"
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>>52977
"Infernius, you don't understand. The enemy is far stronger than we anticipated. Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us. Those liches are almost our equals. There will be an entire garrison there. And we'll be facing all of them at once. And now there are only three of us."
"Infernius, you don't understand. The enemy is far stronger than we anticipated. Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us. Those liches are almost our equals. There will be an entire garrison there. And we'll be facing all of them at once. And now there are only three of us."
>>52979
>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.
Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.
Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
>>52984
"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."
>>52988
>"Tracy, why you run away?"
>>52989
Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."
>>52988
>"Tracy, why you run away?"
>>52989
Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
>>52990
>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
How can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...
And setting his slaves free...
>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
How can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...
And setting his slaves free...
>>52997
>"Can you come back for a moment? I can step away from Infernius if you don't want to see him"
>"Can you come back for a moment? I can step away from Infernius if you don't want to see him"
>>52996
Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998
Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998
Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
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>>53007
But the crew¿
>evil
Haven't you said multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
But the crew¿
>evil
Haven't you said multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
>>53008
That would be Lenos
>>53009
The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?
>>53010
"I need a moment. At least"
That would be Lenos
>>53009
The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?
>>53010
"I need a moment. At least"
>>53011
>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money
You intend to pay them all salaries?
>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money
You intend to pay them all salaries?
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Trumpaladin moves further away from Infernius, and then finds a couch to lay on and pout
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Sad Alex's petrified body transmits radio signals across the entire continent.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.
>>53033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
Why are we at the top of the overboard again?
>>53047
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
>>53049
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
>>53053
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
>>53060
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
>>53064
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
>>53065
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
>>53066
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
>>53067
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
Did anyone save that greentext where Anon notices the lack of salt in all of the food in Equestria so he gets into the habit of bringing a saltshaker wherever he goes, and the ponies begin to freak out because they think he's addicted to salt?
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>>53077
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
>>53079
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
>>53082
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
>>53083
"I wouldn't say I liked it; it's just how I lived. I do prefer to move around a bit more though.
I only ever wanted to be a mommy.."
"I wouldn't say I liked it; it's just how I lived. I do prefer to move around a bit more though.
I only ever wanted to be a mommy.."
>>53084
"I'm not sure what I wanted. To achieve glory? To do justice? Something like that. I don't think the moving around did me any good..."
"I'm not sure what I wanted. To achieve glory? To do justice? Something like that. I don't think the moving around did me any good..."
>>53088
"I hope so too..."
*nervously paces his own hand on the pony's chest*
"Is being a mother really what you want?"
"I hope so too..."
*nervously paces his own hand on the pony's chest*
"Is being a mother really what you want?"
>>53089
"It's the only thing I've ever really wanted... Aside from many the occasional 4CC trophy..."
"It's the only thing I've ever really wanted... Aside from many the occasional 4CC trophy..."
>>53090
*sits pony up*
"Even the blue emaciated one isn't immune to the siren call of glory"
"well, I guess you're set now"
*places hand over womb of pony*
*sits pony up*
"Even the blue emaciated one isn't immune to the siren call of glory"
"well, I guess you're set now"
*places hand over womb of pony*
>>53091
"It feels, so warm.. until just last year, I thought I was dead inside, but then something finally grew inside of me... I feel like a completely different pony.."
"It feels, so warm.. until just last year, I thought I was dead inside, but then something finally grew inside of me... I feel like a completely different pony.."
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>>53093
"These people don't die so easily, so I've learned to be a bit nicer to them.
They're not so bad."
"These people don't die so easily, so I've learned to be a bit nicer to them.
They're not so bad."
It's getting late.
Say Tracy """ironically""" tried to stab Infernius, so he rightfully slapped her for it.
*Faggot goes to bed*
Say Tracy """ironically""" tried to stab Infernius, so he rightfully slapped her for it.
*Faggot goes to bed*
[1d20+24 = 41]
>>53121
I think the initial escape artist check was to try to counter the initial grapple. If you're rolling to maintain grapple that would be a new round
Rolling for tracy because she's got basically three possible actions and I think this would be the favored rout. Rolling to try to escape again.
>>53121
I think the initial escape artist check was to try to counter the initial grapple. If you're rolling to maintain grapple that would be a new round
Rolling for tracy because she's got basically three possible actions and I think this would be the favored rout. Rolling to try to escape again.
>>53123
Hey brad i think you might want to check these guys out i just heard about them on mike enochs podcast.
http://www.freedomfront.org
Its supposed to be a splc for whites.
Hey brad i think you might want to check these guys out i just heard about them on mike enochs podcast.
http://www.freedomfront.org
Its supposed to be a splc for whites.
>>52955
Okkay, I know its a moot point considering how events transpired, but I fail to see where Infernius "looked away" ("conveniently"). Ipsofacto, this would not have worked.
>>52966
Oh, suddenly GM's time is valuable?
Seriously, I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer.
>>52982
Torcuil forgets that Kefka wasn't even trying last time.
>>52993
"SIR!" A pair of Spartans have made their way to,... wherever the party is at the moment. "We concur. If the Emperor is alive, we must get word to Baz at once."
>>53003
All Tracy is able to learn aside from previous is that while Cardishore regularly and frequently promotes new talent, strikingly few ever achieve it. What is more, the few people who are known to have auditioned at Cardishore (and presumably did not pass) never return to their former lives. What happens to them or where they go is not known.
>>53060
e_e I accept this cute
Okkay. So what would have happened is had the party proceeded down the long staircase, they would have found themselves in a large open room, too dark to see the exterior walls. Quick jump cut-to, they would have been thoroughly BTFO by Kefka and the leaders of the 7 factions. Who are the 7 factions? Perhaps the party will learn who they are. They would have learned who they are, but they also would have gotten blown the fuck up in the process (its a TRAP!).
Luckily for the party, the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions, and so they just blew the building up anyway. Desu, I'm glad they did because I hadn't accounted for Snek, and since Torcuil was carrying the Staff of Power, it is guaranteed to have obliterated everyone in the party, disregarding any preventative measures (magic, etc.).
So how about that, the party pissing GM off landed them in the most favorable possible outcome. Don't think that will work a second time tho.
Pic mostly unrelated
Okkay, I know its a moot point considering how events transpired, but I fail to see where Infernius "looked away" ("conveniently"). Ipsofacto, this would not have worked.
>>52966
Oh, suddenly GM's time is valuable?
Seriously, I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer.
>>52982
Torcuil forgets that Kefka wasn't even trying last time.
>>52993
"SIR!" A pair of Spartans have made their way to,... wherever the party is at the moment. "We concur. If the Emperor is alive, we must get word to Baz at once."
>>53003
All Tracy is able to learn aside from previous is that while Cardishore regularly and frequently promotes new talent, strikingly few ever achieve it. What is more, the few people who are known to have auditioned at Cardishore (and presumably did not pass) never return to their former lives. What happens to them or where they go is not known.
>>53060
e_e I accept this cute
Okkay. So what would have happened is had the party proceeded down the long staircase, they would have found themselves in a large open room, too dark to see the exterior walls. Quick jump cut-to, they would have been thoroughly BTFO by Kefka and the leaders of the 7 factions. Who are the 7 factions? Perhaps the party will learn who they are. They would have learned who they are, but they also would have gotten blown the fuck up in the process (its a TRAP!).
Luckily for the party, the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions, and so they just blew the building up anyway. Desu, I'm glad they did because I hadn't accounted for Snek, and since Torcuil was carrying the Staff of Power, it is guaranteed to have obliterated everyone in the party, disregarding any preventative measures (magic, etc.).
So how about that, the party pissing GM off landed them in the most favorable possible outcome. Don't think that will work a second time tho.
Pic mostly unrelated
>>53125
OH YEAH THE STAFF OF POWER
Lets see, I think Torc has never actually used that one. So, upon breaking it would release: one magic missle, one ray of enfeeblement, one continual flame, one levotate, one lightning bolt, one fireball, two cones of cold, two hold monsters, two walls of force, and two globes of invulnerablilty. Holy shit, not too mention whoever broke it has a 50% chance of dieing, or going to another plane
I'm glad I have a natrual tentancy to piss everyone off, and that I actually broke that staff when you told me not too.
>what do we want?
I (personally) would like some more exploration. Like, now that Port Barry is "safe" the party travels around trying to bring others to their cause before they take over the land
OH YEAH THE STAFF OF POWER
Lets see, I think Torc has never actually used that one. So, upon breaking it would release: one magic missle, one ray of enfeeblement, one continual flame, one levotate, one lightning bolt, one fireball, two cones of cold, two hold monsters, two walls of force, and two globes of invulnerablilty. Holy shit, not too mention whoever broke it has a 50% chance of dieing, or going to another plane
I'm glad I have a natrual tentancy to piss everyone off, and that I actually broke that staff when you told me not too.
>what do we want?
I (personally) would like some more exploration. Like, now that Port Barry is "safe" the party travels around trying to bring others to their cause before they take over the land
>>53125
Would Vadereim have been kill too? Would've felt sorry for him, since he's hardly had any chances to speak. And we would've never heard the end of it from Trump's faggot.
Would Vadereim have been kill too? Would've felt sorry for him, since he's hardly had any chances to speak. And we would've never heard the end of it from Trump's faggot.
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>>53125
>the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions
*shrugs*
Well, I can only say I'll try to take it more seriously in the future from now on.
Sorry..
>the character's willingness to engage in foolishness and other such outlasted the patience of the 7 Factions
*shrugs*
Well, I can only say I'll try to take it more seriously in the future from now on.
Sorry..
>>53125
>I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer
I'd like some more /mlp/-themed content/enemies. I'd like to put a knife through commiehorse.
Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment.
>>52966
Just some metafaggotry fyi: I'm not just having her run to withhold information. My character would just be inclined to keep it sekrit, although that's not set in stone.
>I need a better idea of what type of story/game/content you guys prefer
I'd like some more /mlp/-themed content/enemies. I'd like to put a knife through commiehorse.
Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment.
>>52966
Just some metafaggotry fyi: I'm not just having her run to withhold information. My character would just be inclined to keep it sekrit, although that's not set in stone.
>>53130
>Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment
You don't like it when you're unable to use your main class feature against enemies, so do you think I'd like it when my way of dealing extra damage, much of the damage from the sword, a number of protective spells, and my way of detecting enemies is completely ineffective? Diversifying the alignment of enemies may allow for more diplomacy and more of trying to talk the enemy down (the only other thing my character is good at) which would be fun, but otherwise, pic
>Would also like to see some enemies of varying alignment
You don't like it when you're unable to use your main class feature against enemies, so do you think I'd like it when my way of dealing extra damage, much of the damage from the sword, a number of protective spells, and my way of detecting enemies is completely ineffective? Diversifying the alignment of enemies may allow for more diplomacy and more of trying to talk the enemy down (the only other thing my character is good at) which would be fun, but otherwise, pic
>>53131
As long as I still have this smiting ability, I'd like to use it some time. Besides, a story where the goof vs. evil dialogue is too clear little bit bland. I prefer stories with drama and tough decisions, where several opposing factions, all just in their own conflicting motives, are forced to tragically clash against each other, like the Trojan War.
Besides, it's not always clear who an enemy or an ally is just because of their alignment. I just want a more diverse pool of stab-able NPCs on the table.
As long as I still have this smiting ability, I'd like to use it some time. Besides, a story where the goof vs. evil dialogue is too clear little bit bland. I prefer stories with drama and tough decisions, where several opposing factions, all just in their own conflicting motives, are forced to tragically clash against each other, like the Trojan War.
Besides, it's not always clear who an enemy or an ally is just because of their alignment. I just want a more diverse pool of stab-able NPCs on the table.
>>53132
You mean your once a day smite that can deal three points of damage and add +2 to the attack roll? I'm willing to bet your sneak attack damage means more to you. I still am more sorry to lose the 4 times a day, +17 damage and +5 attack uses of Smite evil, besides the +2 attack and +2 damage on the sword, possibly another 2d6 damage on the sword, and spells like Dispel Evil.
Yeah yeah yeah, in the real world, morality is a social construct created by tribes and internalized by individuals to become a deep emotional need, and one tribe's sacred and good is another tribe's profane and evil, so every one who acts is fully convinced that they are serviving the cause of good. But fuck the real world, give me high fantasy. In High Fantasy, good and evil, law and chaos are cosmic scale factions and ideologies, where you rarely have to wonder who is on the right
If I wanted a world full of tragedy, where there is no right answer, and where you can never be sure you've done good or that there is any good to do, where there is no greater cosmic purpose, I'd pay attention to the Real World. Fuck the real world. Give me a universe where I can look at something and say "we smite this" and look at another thing and say "we protect this." I love alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP.
>>53132
>tough decisions
Then why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there? Lord knows we have enough difficulty motivating the characters to do things as it is. You're playing the group information gatherer, the only character with the skills to actually do it, yet you refuse to have her communicate information 'cause "she isn't motivated." Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray. It'll only get worse if gray becomes the standard.
I'll get more than enough of though decisions when I finally get a job as a prosecutor. I've seen more than enough of them just through my exposure to that career
>Tragic clash
Then what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good? Again, if I wanted a world where making a positive difference were not possible, I would pay attention to the real world. And I don't.
The Illiad is run to read, I agree. It is not fun to roleplay or live. I'd prefer Star Wars
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You mean your once a day smite that can deal three points of damage and add +2 to the attack roll? I'm willing to bet your sneak attack damage means more to you. I still am more sorry to lose the 4 times a day, +17 damage and +5 attack uses of Smite evil, besides the +2 attack and +2 damage on the sword, possibly another 2d6 damage on the sword, and spells like Dispel Evil.
Yeah yeah yeah, in the real world, morality is a social construct created by tribes and internalized by individuals to become a deep emotional need, and one tribe's sacred and good is another tribe's profane and evil, so every one who acts is fully convinced that they are serviving the cause of good. But fuck the real world, give me high fantasy. In High Fantasy, good and evil, law and chaos are cosmic scale factions and ideologies, where you rarely have to wonder who is on the right
If I wanted a world full of tragedy, where there is no right answer, and where you can never be sure you've done good or that there is any good to do, where there is no greater cosmic purpose, I'd pay attention to the Real World. Fuck the real world. Give me a universe where I can look at something and say "we smite this" and look at another thing and say "we protect this." I love alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP.
>>53132
>tough decisions
Then why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there? Lord knows we have enough difficulty motivating the characters to do things as it is. You're playing the group information gatherer, the only character with the skills to actually do it, yet you refuse to have her communicate information 'cause "she isn't motivated." Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray. It'll only get worse if gray becomes the standard.
I'll get more than enough of though decisions when I finally get a job as a prosecutor. I've seen more than enough of them just through my exposure to that career
>Tragic clash
Then what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good? Again, if I wanted a world where making a positive difference were not possible, I would pay attention to the real world. And I don't.
The Illiad is run to read, I agree. It is not fun to roleplay or live. I'd prefer Star Wars
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>>53134
>why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there?
You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen.
I like complex, dramatic circumstances (that don't occur through metafaggotry), where there may be good or bad consequences on either side of the issue.
>what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good?
It's not a proper tragedy if you don't learn something from it in the aftermath. Your decisions when circumstances are hazy define your views and values as a character. Anyone can make a decision when circumstances are clear, but when situations become convoluted, that's where the real character-development occurs.
>Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray
You have that Phylactery of Faithfulness: you won't fall without realizing it.
>Smite
It's not the damage, it's the concept: I wanna own the role as long as I have it (might just toss the levels if I see a better development plan, so that's a bit gray)
Poisons, Smiting, Sneak attacks: overall I built a character capable of doing bad things to good people, if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary.
>alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP
Alignment is not a sure-kill method to know if a character will always be on your side. Good characters have conflicts of interest too.
>why be involved in the situation at all if there's no clear benefit to your being there?
You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen.
I like complex, dramatic circumstances (that don't occur through metafaggotry), where there may be good or bad consequences on either side of the issue.
>what is the point of the characters being there if they can't do anything that makes a difference, because no outcome is good?
It's not a proper tragedy if you don't learn something from it in the aftermath. Your decisions when circumstances are hazy define your views and values as a character. Anyone can make a decision when circumstances are clear, but when situations become convoluted, that's where the real character-development occurs.
>Trumpaladin has definitely sat out battles when morality is gray
You have that Phylactery of Faithfulness: you won't fall without realizing it.
>Smite
It's not the damage, it's the concept: I wanna own the role as long as I have it (might just toss the levels if I see a better development plan, so that's a bit gray)
Poisons, Smiting, Sneak attacks: overall I built a character capable of doing bad things to good people, if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary.
>alignment being a good way to guess whether or not someone is likely to keep or violate the NAP
Alignment is not a sure-kill method to know if a character will always be on your side. Good characters have conflicts of interest too.
>>53136
>Damage doesn't matter
Well it fucking does to me when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it, because the entire class is designed around facing evil opponents.
And if your whole issue is role play, well damn it, I'm roleplaying a Crusader. So yeah, evil enemies are better
>if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary
What the hell is your character aiming for? Aside from being your tool to gain more items and powers for combat you don't actually have an interest in?
>Not a proper Tragedy
Tragedy is fun to read and watch. Why the hell would you want to live or play it?
>You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen
The reason I can't chose what happens to me in life is because the only alternative to being flung around by circumstance is Suicide. A game is about taking power over your character and circumstance
>>53137
Why is space so much more interesting to you than the hordes of villains on the same planet? Do you think a different planet might be less boring to you? If you're bored by this planet, why would a different one be less boring to you?
>Damage doesn't matter
Well it fucking does to me when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it, because the entire class is designed around facing evil opponents.
And if your whole issue is role play, well damn it, I'm roleplaying a Crusader. So yeah, evil enemies are better
>if they get in the way of what she's aiming for when necessary
What the hell is your character aiming for? Aside from being your tool to gain more items and powers for combat you don't actually have an interest in?
>Not a proper Tragedy
Tragedy is fun to read and watch. Why the hell would you want to live or play it?
>You don't choose to be involved in situations. Situations just happen
The reason I can't chose what happens to me in life is because the only alternative to being flung around by circumstance is Suicide. A game is about taking power over your character and circumstance
>>53137
Why is space so much more interesting to you than the hordes of villains on the same planet? Do you think a different planet might be less boring to you? If you're bored by this planet, why would a different one be less boring to you?
>>53136
>you won't fall without realizing it
No, the problem is why the hell am I doing this in the first place. A motivation to actually act, not a fear of being nerfed more. Not that falling matters as much if enemies are not evil aligned, because most of the powers pertain to evil foes anyways
>you won't fall without realizing it
No, the problem is why the hell am I doing this in the first place. A motivation to actually act, not a fear of being nerfed more. Not that falling matters as much if enemies are not evil aligned, because most of the powers pertain to evil foes anyways
>>53139
>when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it
M8, you don't always have to be the one killing. My character fights best off of the battlefield anyway: I wanna murder enemies behind the scenes, when their pants are down.
>when the entire mechanic is centered around combat and my character is nerfed in it
M8, you don't always have to be the one killing. My character fights best off of the battlefield anyway: I wanna murder enemies behind the scenes, when their pants are down.
>>53146
I want to steal things because that's what my character is good at. If I'm going to be a thief, I want to get the chance to steal things.
>There is nothing worth taking from low level NPCs
That's why I hope to find some higher-level NPCs with deep pockets, or vaults to rob.
I want to steal things because that's what my character is good at. If I'm going to be a thief, I want to get the chance to steal things.
>There is nothing worth taking from low level NPCs
That's why I hope to find some higher-level NPCs with deep pockets, or vaults to rob.
>>53147
Exactly. You wish to be a nigger. Just killing and sealing from low level NPCs because... Well, there is no reason. It's not taking the world or the campaign seriously at all, because you think you can just go around destroying parts of it with impunity. I've played with people who do this, and it pisses me off to no end
Exactly. You wish to be a nigger. Just killing and sealing from low level NPCs because... Well, there is no reason. It's not taking the world or the campaign seriously at all, because you think you can just go around destroying parts of it with impunity. I've played with people who do this, and it pisses me off to no end
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>>53149
I'm playing a NE thief: I'll steal anything I can get away with, and murder anyone I need to do it.
I'm playing a NE thief: I'll steal anything I can get away with, and murder anyone I need to do it.
>>53150
There's no deep need for you to play as nigger. People who do that are asshole players who show a contempt for the world
There's no deep need for you to play as nigger. People who do that are asshole players who show a contempt for the world
>>53151
My character is a psychopathic killer on some days, and a boorish thug on others. She's usually more interested in the acts she commits rather than the goals they help her attain, and her goals tend to be short-term wants.
tl;dr: bad character does bad things because she's bad.
My character is a psychopathic killer on some days, and a boorish thug on others. She's usually more interested in the acts she commits rather than the goals they help her attain, and her goals tend to be short-term wants.
tl;dr: bad character does bad things because she's bad.
>>53145
Yes, it's why I hate your character, and the fact that character is the only one you want to play is one of many reasons I don't like you
\r
Yes, it's why I hate your character, and the fact that character is the only one you want to play is one of many reasons I don't like you
\r
>>53153
I guess stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing, but it doesn't really feel as malevolent.
I guess stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing, but it doesn't really feel as malevolent.
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No response from Trump forthcoming, I can state with relative certainty that I can accommodate both Trump and Tracy, as well as Infernius, and Torcuil (him less immediately, but more fully over time), and Thez for that matter with one of several plans/ventures that I've otherwise shelved because of what was habbening at the time.
>>53156
>stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing
Heroes never steal anon. It's called civil asset forfeiture
>>53153
>Would Trump have the same objections if it involved stealing from ppl who stole from the party first?
You mean like the Drow or the Court City people? Hell no. Fuck those guys
>>53135
I definitely wouldn't word it this way, but that's basically the same as my goal here
>>53157
I probably wouldn't play Tracy in a heroic campaign. This "kill people who are weaker than you and non-threatening, and take the tiny amount of money you don't need" thing is fine for a Grand Theft Auto:Sword Coast campaign, and that's a valid kind of campaign to run. But I definitely don't want to play that campaign, and it also it's the way this campaign has developed thus far, especially after the most recent changes.
But to play Tracy as an anti-hero, I'd make her the queen or protector of /mlp/ against shitposters, yesturdy, moot, glimmerniggers, aerolite, and rivals like Ponychan
>stealing from characters who stole from you is still stealing
Heroes never steal anon. It's called civil asset forfeiture
>>53153
>Would Trump have the same objections if it involved stealing from ppl who stole from the party first?
You mean like the Drow or the Court City people? Hell no. Fuck those guys
>>53135
I definitely wouldn't word it this way, but that's basically the same as my goal here
>>53157
I probably wouldn't play Tracy in a heroic campaign. This "kill people who are weaker than you and non-threatening, and take the tiny amount of money you don't need" thing is fine for a Grand Theft Auto:Sword Coast campaign, and that's a valid kind of campaign to run. But I definitely don't want to play that campaign, and it also it's the way this campaign has developed thus far, especially after the most recent changes.
But to play Tracy as an anti-hero, I'd make her the queen or protector of /mlp/ against shitposters, yesturdy, moot, glimmerniggers, aerolite, and rivals like Ponychan
>>53162
Anon, I'm not sure you understand how good and evil work. Good people do not steal. My character is good. So if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing.
Just as arresting is not kidnapping, taxation is not a protection racket, the death penalty is not murder, the draft is not slavery, and campaign donations are not bribes, neither can the proper authorities ever steal
Anon, I'm not sure you understand how good and evil work. Good people do not steal. My character is good. So if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing.
Just as arresting is not kidnapping, taxation is not a protection racket, the death penalty is not murder, the draft is not slavery, and campaign donations are not bribes, neither can the proper authorities ever steal
>>53163
>if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing
Wat?
>if he takes a possession of another with out that person's consent and with the intent to permanently deprive, clearly he must be doing something other than stealing
Wat?
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>>53165
I was just repeating the legal definition of larceny as defined in the model penal code yes, I made an A in first-year criminal law
Larceny is the 1. trespassery (non-consensual) 2. taking 3. of property 4. belonging to another 5. with the intent to permanently deprive
So I was being ironic, because just because I fully intend to play a black and white character, doesn't mean I don't intend to be ironic about it
>>53166
It's a little more complex then that, but basically yes
I was just repeating the legal definition of larceny as defined in the model penal code yes, I made an A in first-year criminal law
Larceny is the 1. trespassery (non-consensual) 2. taking 3. of property 4. belonging to another 5. with the intent to permanently deprive
So I was being ironic, because just because I fully intend to play a black and white character, doesn't mean I don't intend to be ironic about it
>>53166
It's a little more complex then that, but basically yes
>>53166
Thats a bit of a broad generalization. It would be more accurate to say that Authority (as in competence) is good. I don't contest that there are exceptions - especially in real-world implementation - but that's the principle.
Thats a bit of a broad generalization. It would be more accurate to say that Authority (as in competence) is good. I don't contest that there are exceptions - especially in real-world implementation - but that's the principle.
>>53168
Well, the definition of "authority" is "power we are willing to obey and don't want to rebel against," so yeah it's kind of tautological that authority is good power
Well, the definition of "authority" is "power we are willing to obey and don't want to rebel against," so yeah it's kind of tautological that authority is good power
>>53169
I make that distinction on personal grounds, as I inhabit many social, professional, and economic hierarchies that are predicated in some cases on (as I say, "legitimate") authority, and in other cases on cronyism, nepotism, and a variety of other categories that technically and literally stand in opposition to a true competence hierarchy.
I make that distinction on personal grounds, as I inhabit many social, professional, and economic hierarchies that are predicated in some cases on (as I say, "legitimate") authority, and in other cases on cronyism, nepotism, and a variety of other categories that technically and literally stand in opposition to a true competence hierarchy.
>>53168
No no no, I meant it as the view points.
Example: Taxation
Heavy authoritarion: Taxation is okay and not theft
Anarchist: Taxation is 100% theft
Anyway, Torc asks Death an intresting question.
"Hey Death, can you keep people from reviving if you wanted too?"
No no no, I meant it as the view points.
Example: Taxation
Heavy authoritarion: Taxation is okay and not theft
Anarchist: Taxation is 100% theft
Anyway, Torc asks Death an intresting question.
"Hey Death, can you keep people from reviving if you wanted too?"
>>53166
This.
I interpret the spectrum of Good to be "helping people" and evil to be "hurting people". At the same time, Law would be "following/respecting authority", and chaos would be "defying authority".
Just because you appeal to a higher authority than yourself doesn't change the moral nature of your action. Even if your action isn't ebil, being lawful doesn't make it good.
>>53169
>authority is good power
I disagree. Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey. Authority can be held by extremely evil people. Even if the king is a kike, he's still king, and thus has authority under the laws of that land.
Just because you don't agree with an authority doesn't make it any less legitimate either. Likewise, being good doesn't give you legitimate authority to do as you please, because laws are still laws, even if they're evil, twisted, disgusting laws. It's fine to break laws in the name of good, but you're still breaking the law, regardless of how noble your intentions are.
This.
I interpret the spectrum of Good to be "helping people" and evil to be "hurting people". At the same time, Law would be "following/respecting authority", and chaos would be "defying authority".
Just because you appeal to a higher authority than yourself doesn't change the moral nature of your action. Even if your action isn't ebil, being lawful doesn't make it good.
>>53169
>authority is good power
I disagree. Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey. Authority can be held by extremely evil people. Even if the king is a kike, he's still king, and thus has authority under the laws of that land.
Just because you don't agree with an authority doesn't make it any less legitimate either. Likewise, being good doesn't give you legitimate authority to do as you please, because laws are still laws, even if they're evil, twisted, disgusting laws. It's fine to break laws in the name of good, but you're still breaking the law, regardless of how noble your intentions are.
>>53173
Hey, thats how I interpret it too.
Lawful: I will not break the rules
Chaotic: I will break the rules if I want
Good: I will save the puppy
Netrual: I will not go out of my way to save the puppy
Evil: I will make sure the puppy isn't saved
Hey, thats how I interpret it too.
Lawful: I will not break the rules
Chaotic: I will break the rules if I want
Good: I will save the puppy
Netrual: I will not go out of my way to save the puppy
Evil: I will make sure the puppy isn't saved
>>53171
I live in nothing but hierarchies it feels like. I have a very hobbesian view about authority. That is, it flows from power, and not the other way around. It's almost always in your interest to obey, because if someone has power, that means they have the power to hurt you if you displease them, but also to give you what you want if you please them.
>>53173
Eh. I never said I agreed with the Lockean view of authority.
>Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey
Well obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey, otherwise the king couldn't have power. So if your point is that authority can be authority to some but not to others, I think you're over looking that
I live in nothing but hierarchies it feels like. I have a very hobbesian view about authority. That is, it flows from power, and not the other way around. It's almost always in your interest to obey, because if someone has power, that means they have the power to hurt you if you displease them, but also to give you what you want if you please them.
>>53173
Eh. I never said I agreed with the Lockean view of authority.
>Authority isn't necessarily a power you're "willing" to obey
Well obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey, otherwise the king couldn't have power. So if your point is that authority can be authority to some but not to others, I think you're over looking that
>>53172
You're asking me to specify a generalized concept that spans a multitude of ideologies and mythologies. If you insist on it, I'm going to favor the depicted dynamic of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse".
>>53174
I disagree with that categorization. Give me a minute to articulate
>>53175
Well yeah, that's Law (of Power) #1 - Never Outshine the Master
You're asking me to specify a generalized concept that spans a multitude of ideologies and mythologies. If you insist on it, I'm going to favor the depicted dynamic of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse".
>>53174
I disagree with that categorization. Give me a minute to articulate
>>53175
Well yeah, that's Law (of Power) #1 - Never Outshine the Master
I would divide the ideas as follows:
Good - I will save the puppy, because its the right thing to do
Neutral - I may save the puppy, depending on the circumstances
Evil - I will save the puppy if it is in my best interest, or I will let it die, likewise
Good - I will save the puppy, because its the right thing to do
Neutral - I may save the puppy, depending on the circumstances
Evil - I will save the puppy if it is in my best interest, or I will let it die, likewise
>>53175
>obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey
Or the person making those rules could just be very, very powerful: powerful enough to oppress the public.
>obviously it's a power that someone is willing to obey
Or the person making those rules could just be very, very powerful: powerful enough to oppress the public.
>>53178
Individuals never have that much power out of their own talents outside of Fantasy literature. Humans are far more equal than that. They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
Individuals never have that much power out of their own talents outside of Fantasy literature. Humans are far more equal than that. They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
>>53179
Right, that.
"No, who can and cannot be revived is outside my purview. Legitimately, my role and capacity is as something of a manifold, weighing and measuring the soul and making determinations as to which outer plane the soul retires to," Death says to Torcuil.
Right, that.
"No, who can and cannot be revived is outside my purview. Legitimately, my role and capacity is as something of a manifold, weighing and measuring the soul and making determinations as to which outer plane the soul retires to," Death says to Torcuil.
>>53180
>outside of Fantasy literature
This is fantasy though.
>They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
Yeah, but those individuals could just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself.
>outside of Fantasy literature
This is fantasy though.
>They always rely on hundreds of thousands or millions of other human beings willing to execute their will
Yeah, but those individuals could just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself.
>>53182
>just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself
Still counts as others doing thy bidding
>This is fantasy
I was talking about outside of this RPG, but even here, there's pretty clearly several groups with aligned interests giving the big bad a hell of a lot more power than he could have on his own
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>just as easily be motivated by their own self-interests and have little respect for the system itself
Still counts as others doing thy bidding
>This is fantasy
I was talking about outside of this RPG, but even here, there's pretty clearly several groups with aligned interests giving the big bad a hell of a lot more power than he could have on his own
\r
>>53181
"Ah, thanks for answering."
Torc debates asking Death if she wants to get dinner or something
and his faggot bolts for an hour or so
"Ah, thanks for answering."
Torc debates asking Death if she wants to get dinner or something
and his faggot bolts for an hour or so
>>53186
"Why, that would be quite lovely," she says, throwing back her hood, revealing the face of a very comely female of Torcuil's faggot's preference, cuz what do I know about what you'd/he'd prefer?.
"Don't mind the robe, its a tool of office. Underneath it all I'm quite human(?), though immortal so long as I maintain the position.
No worries, I'm leaving in a minute
"Why, that would be quite lovely," she says, throwing back her hood, revealing the face of a very comely female of Torcuil's faggot's preference, cuz what do I know about what you'd/he'd prefer?.
"Don't mind the robe, its a tool of office. Underneath it all I'm quite human(?), though immortal so long as I maintain the position.
No worries, I'm leaving in a minute
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>>53196
You get buffed stats and like four or five extraordinary abilities. Minotaurs are beefy creatures.
You get buffed stats and like four or five extraordinary abilities. Minotaurs are beefy creatures.
>>53196
Not inferior, just late to the game (no pun intended). Also, if not for a 3, I'd let him run with it. Just because the concept exists doesn't mean that he can't come up with ideas which may or may not be implemented elsewhere, but which could still benefit himself and the party.
Not inferior, just late to the game (no pun intended). Also, if not for a 3, I'd let him run with it. Just because the concept exists doesn't mean that he can't come up with ideas which may or may not be implemented elsewhere, but which could still benefit himself and the party.
>>53202
>half-orc
Eh, GM let him use his natural weapons, and half of the things I mentioned still stand.
>half-orc
Eh, GM let him use his natural weapons, and half of the things I mentioned still stand.
>>53210
Why though? He wouldn't have noticed her take it, and I forgot to add the +4 modifier for heavy clothing to conceal it.
Why though? He wouldn't have noticed her take it, and I forgot to add the +4 modifier for heavy clothing to conceal it.
[1d20+24 = 39]
Escape Artist check
Escape Artist check
>>53187
Torc takes note of the though immortal so long as I maintain the position
He then leads her to the nicest restaurant in Port Barry
Torc takes note of the though immortal so long as I maintain the position
He then leads her to the nicest restaurant in Port Barry
Trumpaladin lays down again on the couch, sad, and burrows his head into a pillow
>>53219
Trumpaladin looks up at Infernius from his position lying down on the couch. There are the formations of tears in his eyes
"I have you, don't I?"
Trumpaladin looks up at Infernius from his position lying down on the couch. There are the formations of tears in his eyes
"I have you, don't I?"
>>53228
Trumpaladin sits up, looks at Infernius and smiles
"I'm very impressed by your heart - your dedication and commitment"
Trumpaladin sits up, looks at Infernius and smiles
"I'm very impressed by your heart - your dedication and commitment"
>>53230
"Thanks, me am impressed about you fixing port barry. To be honest me a little jealous of how much the people love you."
"Thanks, me am impressed about you fixing port barry. To be honest me a little jealous of how much the people love you."
*brushes birdies*
>>53241
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
*reclines on amorphous fluff-pile with two heads sticking out beside her*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
Oh shit!
Wat?
Wat?
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>>53217
There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232
Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253
Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232
Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253
Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
Storm-clouds broil overhead
[sad pony noises]
*crying Minotuar sounds*
>>53261
I'm guessing he stuck out his neck during the mod drama, and he was too slow in drawing it back
I'm guessing he stuck out his neck during the mod drama, and he was too slow in drawing it back
.. So.. What now?
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>mfw
*brushes birds*
*puts a charge in wand*
*trains for Fleet of Foot*
>>53273
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
I feel like I'm waiting for something...
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>>53291
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
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I know he's still here. He messes with the bump limit so we don't bump during the week, but we do on the weekends
>>53295
>>53295
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>>53300
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
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Tracy and Torcuil wake up in the entertron.
But they're still hungry.
But they're still hungry.
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This is what the party needs to do
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
>>53320
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
Sorry, any time I get asked who I am ITT I prefer to err with showmanship. I'm out at the moment, but I'll be in pretty soon.
>>53328
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Claiming Death once more
[1d20+4 = 9]
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
>>53340
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
>>53334
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
We outta lay out some spare bathrobes around the Entertron, for when characters re-spawn.
>>53349
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
>>53352
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
>>53353
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
Okay. First off, this isn't "real" Ben Shapiro, this is the guy who Ben Shapiro could be if he wasn't a jew. I mean I greatly appreciate his work vs. social justice and general idiocy, and I find his position not exclusively useful and thoughtful especially on the political and logical level, and threw him in there because it amuses me to think that Ben Shapiro is running the jewelry shop (which is also a money-hack). The only reason I kept him as a jew was as a shitpost. If you insist on gassing him, please gas him last.
Torc quickly dresses, hoping that he isn't cursed to have a shitty date every time he tries
>>53362
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
>>53366
Your pardon?
Your pardon?
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*works on wand*
Who's online atm?
Also, I really wanna shed these BG lvls to lvl-up faster. Should I do that before or after Cardishore?
*charges wand*
>>53385
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
>>53381
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
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>>53391
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
>>53390
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
I'd rather put the symbol right on her plot, but idk if that's allowed. Putting it on the robe would make it into an even more effective weapon, and would effectively allow her to attack her enemies with Cloak Dance.
>>53401
Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
>>53403
*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
>>53405
"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony*
"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony*
>>53406
"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin*
"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin*
>>53407
*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force
*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force
>>53408
"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might*
"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might*
>>53409
Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
>>53410
"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second
"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second
>>53414
"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways*
"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways*
>>53417
"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement
"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement
>>53418
When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419
"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419
"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
>>53420
"I love you"
Tracy learns her resistance has not been in vain, as the invader halts, and let's forth a stream of liquid in aquescence
"I love you"
Tracy learns her resistance has not been in vain, as the invader halts, and let's forth a stream of liquid in aquescence
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>>53435
The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
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>>53452
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
>>53456
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
>>53462
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
>>53466
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
>>53487
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
>>53495
>fighting niggers
You're CE now, right?
Go to the Plane of Shadow and see if you can recruit a Nightwalker as a Cohort. Tell him he can have unlimited watermelon and fried chikun.
>fighting niggers
You're CE now, right?
Go to the Plane of Shadow and see if you can recruit a Nightwalker as a Cohort. Tell him he can have unlimited watermelon and fried chikun.
>>53500
It depends on gms interpretation of if hellstorming the kikes is chaotic evil or chaotic good.
It depends on gms interpretation of if hellstorming the kikes is chaotic evil or chaotic good.
I hope we'll get to play tomorrow.. If Anons are available.
By way of the airship, all three places can be visited. The question then becomes which place to visit first (don't forget, the Spartans want to relay with their nation.
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>>53522
I'm delaying on baking a new bread for several reasons, many of which should seem obvious.
One which might not be obvious is that I'm curious how high the record can be set for post count in thread. ^_^
I'm delaying on baking a new bread for several reasons, many of which should seem obvious.
One which might not be obvious is that I'm curious how high the record can be set for post count in thread. ^_^
>is bored
*brushes birdies*
Tracy takes hold of the controls and begins steering the ship towards the mountains.
>>53528
There's only so much discussion that can occur in a single day. The current discussion seems to be that the game be on standby for the time being, with the potential for irrelevant shitposting. But, it's only been a day, so who knows.
There's only so much discussion that can occur in a single day. The current discussion seems to be that the game be on standby for the time being, with the potential for irrelevant shitposting. But, it's only been a day, so who knows.
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U asked for it
Snek
*Infernuis tills*
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Can Tracy come out and play?
>>53538
I thought The Game was supposed to be on hiatus for this week?
Tracy is currently dragging a very large wagon alone on a trail through the mountains.
I thought The Game was supposed to be on hiatus for this week?
Tracy is currently dragging a very large wagon alone on a trail through the mountains.
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Can anyone explain to me, like I'm an idiot, why I can't access the discord for more than three seconds?! It crashes my browser every goddamn time. I thought the problem would go away after I got new internet, but it didn't!
>>53541
Tried that. Tried everything. I'm fucked on this computer.
It's been doing this all goddamn week.
Tried that. Tried everything. I'm fucked on this computer.
It's been doing this all goddamn week.
>>53543
Does Rabbit work for you?
GM hasn't seen the Equestria girls movies, so we need to make him do that
Does Rabbit work for you?
GM hasn't seen the Equestria girls movies, so we need to make him do that
This thread is cripplingly long.
>>53549
There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
There's a few details that need addressing yet, I can give you a rundown if you'll stop in and chat with Ben
*fluffy heads poke out of the windows on either side of the padded wagon*
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
"CHEEP!"
"CHEEP?"
>>53558
I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
I left it as implied that she was regular warhorse sized. It's only a 15 DC check to assume hybrid shape, right?
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>>53560
Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.
\r
Tracy's birds are as big a mammoths.
The wagon I had in mind is like 5 times as big, and she still looks small pulling it by herself. Big, fancy, beautifully furnished wagon, with colorful drapes over the windows.
\r
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>>53566
You know damn well what I'm talk about
And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
You know damn well what I'm talk about
And by the way, if you want to have a fancy wagon, actually aquire the wagon. You want to attack whatever to get the wagon, actually attack whatever. You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving. Don't just say "oh yeah I have and did this shit"
>>53568
I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.
I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whatever
I will when I get the opportunity.
I didn't consider the wagon to be significant. She could just push it off of a cliff when she's done with it, if that's a problem.
>You want to already be halfway to the mountains, declare when you are leaving.
I figured time had passed since the last session.
>You want to attack whatever
I will when I get the opportunity.
Glad to see nothing ever changes between Tracy's and Trump's faggots
>>53569
Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
Technically, Tracy could have declared the start of the scene with "Tracy attacks the lead wagon-driver," so just having the wagon without going into detail is a compromise. Besides, I don't mind if the players do a little story-telling; a wagon (even a large one) is pretty mundane to cause a fuss over, especially at the start of a story.
>>53570
I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
I figured the action of killing 10-16 irrelevant, nonelite NPCs wasn't an issue, for the sake of a joke.
Bottom line is, Tracy, in one way or another, found a wagon just barely big enough to hold her birdies for a ride into the mountains to see their father.
>>53574
Uh, yes it is
>Non-elite
Says fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
Uh, yes it is
>Non-elite
Says fucking who? Since when is it established that the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport. Or for that matter, when was it established that caravans even exist? In five months I don't believe I've heard a single mention
>>53573
Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575
>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.
Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
Nonsense. Tracy may have >9 Wis, but she's experienced enough to be able to discern when victims wouldn't be able to put up any fight. She wouldn't seen a bunch of NPCs, thought "they look squishy enough", and then it would've been a quick and easy bloodbath. No significant consequences.
>>53575
>the NPCs of this world haven't gotten wise to the vulnerability of transport.
Apparently, those kobolds in question weren't prepared for a wild horse attack.
>>53576
Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.
Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?
>>53577
No, fuck you
>>53578
And fuck you too
Yeah bullshit. Multiple times in combat we've gone up against enemies that were different than what we thought and Tracy's 9 wis didn't help her.
Did she know how powerful Trollestia was?
That what was Trollestia was actually Ponimaru?
That what she thought was Trollestia was actually a random unicorn?
>>53577
No, fuck you
>>53578
And fuck you too
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>>53578
And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
And when Trump wasn't looking Tracy killed forty happy merchants. She killed 40 happy merchants. That's as many as four tens.
>>53581
Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!
Not only is that four and ten happy merchants, but that's equal unhappy families which is four times as many!
>>53585
>implying
I'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
>implying
I'm saying thats alot of yids that would be doing funeral processions. Infernius might get a chance to get Aushwifty
>>53587
Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
Right, so kobolds. It looks like they had raided a large merchant wagon and Tracy was reclaiming lost transport. Or she grabbed a wagon on her way out of town, cuz they have those.
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>>53589
Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
Oh stop it, m8. Nobody else has a problem with a few irrelevant happy merchants dying offscreen. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>53593
>start shit
It only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
>start shit
It only "starts shit" because you insist on getting butthurt and reading into it to much.
>>53594
There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
There's no reading into what is explicitly stated. And there's literally no reason for you to do this shit either. It doesn't serve any purpose
>>53595
The purpose is to tell a story. In this story, Tracy "got" a wagon, and is taking birbs to hopefully see their father.
The purpose is to tell a story. In this story, Tracy "got" a wagon, and is taking birbs to hopefully see their father.
K, gotta go
Don't do anything that makes me want to blow characters up when I get back ^_^
Don't do anything that makes me want to blow characters up when I get back ^_^
>>53598
She got it from a horde of kobolds, who themselves just stole it from a troupe of happy merchants, led by some jerk named Barry.
She chopped up the bodies into fertilizer with expert skill, and buried them beneath a grove of young pine saplings, with the help of a few young dryads, who were glad to receive the resource for their trees.
She got it from a horde of kobolds, who themselves just stole it from a troupe of happy merchants, led by some jerk named Barry.
She chopped up the bodies into fertilizer with expert skill, and buried them beneath a grove of young pine saplings, with the help of a few young dryads, who were glad to receive the resource for their trees.
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>>53598
Tracy killed a caravan of 40 happy merchants, only to realize that it wasn't big enough.
Hitler noticed this sacrifice of happy merchants, and bestowed a larger wagon to her, because he likes ignoring Infernius
Tracy killed a caravan of 40 happy merchants, only to realize that it wasn't big enough.
Hitler noticed this sacrifice of happy merchants, and bestowed a larger wagon to her, because he likes ignoring Infernius
Is Infernius's Flamberge a 1 handed weapon or a two-handed weapon?
*trots up mountain*
>>53606
Well, the name of the weapon literally means "double handed sword, " and when I saw GM roll dice for it once it was the same as for a greatsword
Well, the name of the weapon literally means "double handed sword, " and when I saw GM roll dice for it once it was the same as for a greatsword
>>53610
Just making sure it was a Zweihänder, and not a rapier-type Flamberg. They come in all shapes and sizes.
Just making sure it was a Zweihänder, and not a rapier-type Flamberg. They come in all shapes and sizes.
*channels divegrass energy*
>provoke
Learn to handle the bantz.
Also, if you have something to say, say it on the thread.
Learn to handle the bantz.
Also, if you have something to say, say it on the thread.
>>53613
Is everything bantz to you? I actually do care about the fictional world and the characters. Is that so wrong?
Is everything bantz to you? I actually do care about the fictional world and the characters. Is that so wrong?
>>53614
>Is everything bantz to you?
As far as offscreen irrelevant/ambiguous action goes, yes it is.
>I actually care
Tracy doesn't though.
>Is everything bantz to you?
As far as offscreen irrelevant/ambiguous action goes, yes it is.
>I actually care
Tracy doesn't though.
>>53615
Tracy is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. She has no will or wants of her own, and no actions besides those you command. Can you please have some respect?
Tracy is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. She has no will or wants of her own, and no actions besides those you command. Can you please have some respect?
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>>53616
Tracy is canonically a serial/spree killer. Her single most consistent character-defining trait is that she mortally stabs people/ponies at random, for seemingly no reason at all. If she had the opportunity to kill a bunch of merchants every once in a while, she would, and she'd do it for no other reason than that she wanted to.
Tracy is canonically a serial/spree killer. Her single most consistent character-defining trait is that she mortally stabs people/ponies at random, for seemingly no reason at all. If she had the opportunity to kill a bunch of merchants every once in a while, she would, and she'd do it for no other reason than that she wanted to.
>>53617
I knew it! There was another shooter. The secrets that Kennedy knew and wanted to tell us was that Equestria is real and how we can get to it.
I knew it! There was another shooter. The secrets that Kennedy knew and wanted to tell us was that Equestria is real and how we can get to it.
>>53617
So you're telling me that because the source you stole the concept from has her as a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign, you feel compelled to play a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign
So you're telling me that because the source you stole the concept from has her as a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign, you feel compelled to play a 1 dimensional character who is shit for a serious campaign
>>53621
Unironically this.
Nothing about this campaign has been even close to serious. Tracy killing hypothetical NPCs is not the leading cause of that.
Unironically this.
Nothing about this campaign has been even close to serious. Tracy killing hypothetical NPCs is not the leading cause of that.
>>53622
>develop a character
I am. I'm developing a NE serial/spree killer who kills things whenever she can get away with it, because she's eevil and criminally insane. Killing irrelevant merchants for no reason is part of that character development.
>develop a character
I am. I'm developing a NE serial/spree killer who kills things whenever she can get away with it, because she's eevil and criminally insane. Killing irrelevant merchants for no reason is part of that character development.
>>53624
She'll still be a serioal killer though, that's not about to change.
She could use some development though. Sometimes I feel like I'm playing a side-character, because she doesn't have very many motives/ambitions.
She'll still be a serioal killer though, that's not about to change.
She could use some development though. Sometimes I feel like I'm playing a side-character, because she doesn't have very many motives/ambitions.
>>53626
I need get her working on that guild. I think the mine beneath crumbling remains of Durpistan would be a great location for an ebil organization.
I also want to put her on the path to rediscovering her abilities.
I need get her working on that guild. I think the mine beneath crumbling remains of Durpistan would be a great location for an ebil organization.
I also want to put her on the path to rediscovering her abilities.
>>53629
There are 1000 places to take this character. Why must you take her the *only* way that causes conflict, *and* is entirely non-helpful to the story as developed thus far?
There are 1000 places to take this character. Why must you take her the *only* way that causes conflict, *and* is entirely non-helpful to the story as developed thus far?
>>53630
>we need to harvest the metal
Can't Tracy oversee the miners? I thought that'd make a great cover for the guild, since that'd give reason for people going in/out of the tunnel.
>we need to harvest the metal
Can't Tracy oversee the miners? I thought that'd make a great cover for the guild, since that'd give reason for people going in/out of the tunnel.
>>53632
Because the purpose of the party in the larger story is to strike against the evil forces that are threatening the world. With that you're deliberately harming the people we (and especially I) are trying to protect and develop and build with. It conflicts certainly with my character goals
Because the purpose of the party in the larger story is to strike against the evil forces that are threatening the world. With that you're deliberately harming the people we (and especially I) are trying to protect and develop and build with. It conflicts certainly with my character goals
>>53634
>purpose of the party
I don't remember signing onto one of those. I just saw that it'd be bloody.
>fight ebil
You don't have to be good to fight ebil.
>trying to protect
You don't need to protect the happy merchants on their way to the port.
>purpose of the party
I don't remember signing onto one of those. I just saw that it'd be bloody.
>fight ebil
You don't have to be good to fight ebil.
>trying to protect
You don't need to protect the happy merchants on their way to the port.
>>53635
>happy merchants
You have zero intent for it to be happy merchants
>to fight evil
Your character is so 1 dimensional that she has no established motivation to fight evil
>Don't remember signing one of those
Because you literally decided in *January* that this was your goal with the character. It is not what you started with
>happy merchants
You have zero intent for it to be happy merchants
>to fight evil
Your character is so 1 dimensional that she has no established motivation to fight evil
>Don't remember signing one of those
Because you literally decided in *January* that this was your goal with the character. It is not what you started with
>>53631
Ah, nerd bickering. I just thought up this weird idea... this may be crazy and I have no idea if it would work...
set up your own role play with specific rules fun sucking fag
I mean, really? Complaining this much about someone isn’t going to help either one of you enjoy anything out of this, just form your own session if you need everyone to conform. Otherwise, learn to work with the player, such as an in-character dialogue to try and end what you find problematic though reason or action. And it will give you that character depth your drooling over.
Ah, nerd bickering. I just thought up this weird idea... this may be crazy and I have no idea if it would work...
set up your own role play with specific rules fun sucking fag
I mean, really? Complaining this much about someone isn’t going to help either one of you enjoy anything out of this, just form your own session if you need everyone to conform. Otherwise, learn to work with the player, such as an in-character dialogue to try and end what you find problematic though reason or action. And it will give you that character depth your drooling over.
>>53638
Thank you my good sir. I enjoy watching what you guys get into now and again, but I never really have had time to join one of these, nor do I think I would be good at it.
Thank you my good sir. I enjoy watching what you guys get into now and again, but I never really have had time to join one of these, nor do I think I would be good at it.
>>53636
>she has no established motivation to fight evil
Well, it's implied she wants to steal things and find an excuse to chop plp up, but yes, I'll admit that she hasn't really had very many motivations to fight anyone she's met so far. I also did my best to illustrate her motivation to finish-off Soros, for the sake of her own powers.
>she has no established motivation to fight evil
Well, it's implied she wants to steal things and find an excuse to chop plp up, but yes, I'll admit that she hasn't really had very many motivations to fight anyone she's met so far. I also did my best to illustrate her motivation to finish-off Soros, for the sake of her own powers.
>>53641
Didn't know we had lurkers.
You're welcome to join anytime, if you'd wish. We're not so great at it either.
Didn't know we had lurkers.
You're welcome to join anytime, if you'd wish. We're not so great at it either.
>>53641
>we actually have a lurker
You have made me happy Anon.
>nor do I think I would be good at it.
Truth be told, I knew nothing about any RPG when I started, and when I look back at old threads I realize how fucking terrible I was. My point? Anyone can do this shit. It's just shitposting with dice and math.
>we actually have a lurker
You have made me happy Anon.
>nor do I think I would be good at it.
Truth be told, I knew nothing about any RPG when I started, and when I look back at old threads I realize how fucking terrible I was. My point? Anyone can do this shit. It's just shitposting with dice and math.
>>53644
Well, I made that comparison to the crocodile from Peter Pan, but I guess that's a stale thematic at this point, because we haven't heard from Soros in a while...
Regardless, if you stole the power to fly and walk through walls, but lost most of it in a Gatorade accident, wouldn't you be motivated to gain it back, or at least pursue the means? Tracy, as I played/interpreted her, wanted to explore her powers for her own devices even before that incident. As of now, it's the only thing she really wants to attain for herself alone. I intended for her to explore and learn to exploit her abilities, and use them for feats that no other pony could do.
Well, I made that comparison to the crocodile from Peter Pan, but I guess that's a stale thematic at this point, because we haven't heard from Soros in a while...
Regardless, if you stole the power to fly and walk through walls, but lost most of it in a Gatorade accident, wouldn't you be motivated to gain it back, or at least pursue the means? Tracy, as I played/interpreted her, wanted to explore her powers for her own devices even before that incident. As of now, it's the only thing she really wants to attain for herself alone. I intended for her to explore and learn to exploit her abilities, and use them for feats that no other pony could do.
>>53650
So the only things you want to do with this character are the only things that will create conflict. Lovely
So the only things you want to do with this character are the only things that will create conflict. Lovely
Fuck it. I am done caring. I have enough to worry about. I have a different community that needs saving
I wanted to have *one* universe, online or real or fictional, where you could actually accomplish something before being stabbed in the back by your own allies. I will not find that here
It's been an interesting if not always pleasant 6 months, but I cannot survive one more. Thank you to those of you who helped me in my recent troubles, which are still ongoing, and there are still greater problems looming for all of us
I wanted to have *one* universe, online or real or fictional, where you could actually accomplish something before being stabbed in the back by your own allies. I will not find that here
It's been an interesting if not always pleasant 6 months, but I cannot survive one more. Thank you to those of you who helped me in my recent troubles, which are still ongoing, and there are still greater problems looming for all of us
>>53653
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>>53655
I don't want to fight. These arguments are pointless. I can't help it if he gets triggered by everything I do though.
I don't want to fight. These arguments are pointless. I can't help it if he gets triggered by everything I do though.
>>53654
>>53655
I turn on the news and television or facebook or whatever and all I see is a world in decline, with every community I value and everything I value dying or being stamped out. The tides that gave so much hope in 2014, 2015, and that wonderful year of 2016 have long since broken and are receding.
In my personal private life I am still unemployed and still have failed to accomplish much of what I thought I could. It's heart breaking, because hopes were so high
The most heart breaking of all is the future of this site and community. I don't want to say aloud what is going on since that is (probably) confidential, but it scares me and it stresses me
And so I come here so I can be the hero who helps protect a world he cares about and helps to build from a set of villains. But our own damn allies want to be the villains. If we can't care about nameless NPCs then why should we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign? And if we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign then how can we ignore players? Another thing to care about
I can't eat right now because of stress. I am done
>>53656
All I have asked of you is 1. please stop trying to break the game by combining deviations from set rules when it benefits you with strict rules lawyering when it benefits you and 2. Please play more of as an anti-hero than become yet another villain we have to fight and worry about and protect the fictional world from. The entire point of the main plot is to be in tension and be worried about what harm they may do and are doing to the world. No need to do that yourself. Is that really so much to ask for?
>>53655
I turn on the news and television or facebook or whatever and all I see is a world in decline, with every community I value and everything I value dying or being stamped out. The tides that gave so much hope in 2014, 2015, and that wonderful year of 2016 have long since broken and are receding.
In my personal private life I am still unemployed and still have failed to accomplish much of what I thought I could. It's heart breaking, because hopes were so high
The most heart breaking of all is the future of this site and community. I don't want to say aloud what is going on since that is (probably) confidential, but it scares me and it stresses me
And so I come here so I can be the hero who helps protect a world he cares about and helps to build from a set of villains. But our own damn allies want to be the villains. If we can't care about nameless NPCs then why should we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign? And if we give a fuck about the villains in the main campaign then how can we ignore players? Another thing to care about
I can't eat right now because of stress. I am done
>>53656
All I have asked of you is 1. please stop trying to break the game by combining deviations from set rules when it benefits you with strict rules lawyering when it benefits you and 2. Please play more of as an anti-hero than become yet another villain we have to fight and worry about and protect the fictional world from. The entire point of the main plot is to be in tension and be worried about what harm they may do and are doing to the world. No need to do that yourself. Is that really so much to ask for?
>>53653
And this children, is why you don’t seek fulfillment in a fictional world. It is nice to escape to, but never to live in.
This is a game. The people here seek as much enjoyment as you do. They just have different ways of going about the game. If you must leave, then we wish you the best, but you can’t have universal control over everything in any universe. Sometimes when something doesn’t go the way you plan, it gets annoying. But role play is about adapting and solving problems through communication to players and the GM. You may need a break, no one is forcing you to stay, but I urge you to reconsider before quiting for good.
>>51841
Now the OP seems ironic, doesn’t it?
>>53657
We care for you sir. You should not be so stressed. If you think leaving will help, you may. But we want you to be happy, and I doubt you will be if you leave.
And this children, is why you don’t seek fulfillment in a fictional world. It is nice to escape to, but never to live in.
This is a game. The people here seek as much enjoyment as you do. They just have different ways of going about the game. If you must leave, then we wish you the best, but you can’t have universal control over everything in any universe. Sometimes when something doesn’t go the way you plan, it gets annoying. But role play is about adapting and solving problems through communication to players and the GM. You may need a break, no one is forcing you to stay, but I urge you to reconsider before quiting for good.
>>51841
Now the OP seems ironic, doesn’t it?
>>53657
We care for you sir. You should not be so stressed. If you think leaving will help, you may. But we want you to be happy, and I doubt you will be if you leave.
>>53658
I've been communicating for months. One issue has been resolved, but that is it
This is a very bad time for me. Under normal circumstances, I could handle it, but these are very bad circumstances
I've been communicating for months. One issue has been resolved, but that is it
This is a very bad time for me. Under normal circumstances, I could handle it, but these are very bad circumstances
>>53659
Understood. I wish you the best. Your in my prayers. If you even need to someone to talk to, remember, you have us. We may not be ideal, but we hope you can think of us as friends.
Understood. I wish you the best. Your in my prayers. If you even need to someone to talk to, remember, you have us. We may not be ideal, but we hope you can think of us as friends.
>>53657
I know the feel, also i learned that jews are vastly over represented in the law field. And they take most of the spots that open up.
I know the feel, also i learned that jews are vastly over represented in the law field. And they take most of the spots that open up.
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>>53661
I just wish I could have talked to him more and helped him out. He is so far black-pilled, it’s not even funny. He thinks his friends on here are purposely attacking and derailing the game. And his personal life is in worse shape than here. It’s tough. I want desperately to help, but there is only so much a lurker can do.
I just wish I could have talked to him more and helped him out. He is so far black-pilled, it’s not even funny. He thinks his friends on here are purposely attacking and derailing the game. And his personal life is in worse shape than here. It’s tough. I want desperately to help, but there is only so much a lurker can do.
>>53662
Im sure a new player would help white pill him. Also it does kinda seem like a party member might be doing it on purpose.
Im sure a new player would help white pill him. Also it does kinda seem like a party member might be doing it on purpose.
>>53663
Well, the power just went out where I’m at, so I can’t get any work done. Want to guide me through how this role play works?
Well, the power just went out where I’m at, so I can’t get any work done. Want to guide me through how this role play works?
>>53664
Basically, just describe the kind of character you want to play, and that character will wake up in an empty room. To meet the other characters later. It's pretty much open-game/story from there; although the party does get to kill sme really cool (((villians))).
We platy on weekends, and shitpost through the rest of the week. You can be any race or alignment you please.
Basically, just describe the kind of character you want to play, and that character will wake up in an empty room. To meet the other characters later. It's pretty much open-game/story from there; although the party does get to kill sme really cool (((villians))).
We platy on weekends, and shitpost through the rest of the week. You can be any race or alignment you please.
>>53668
Got a specific type you would like to play mudpony, pegasus, or unicorn? Also stallion or mare?
Got a specific type you would like to play mudpony, pegasus, or unicorn? Also stallion or mare?
>>53667
Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
>>53666
Hi again Satan
>>53668
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Classes
Here's a class list for your consideration.
Currently we have a Cleric, Paladin, Rouge, Sorcerer/bard, and whatever the hell Thez is at this point.
Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
>>53666
Hi again Satan
>>53668
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Classes
Here's a class list for your consideration.
Currently we have a Cleric, Paladin, Rouge, Sorcerer/bard, and whatever the hell Thez is at this point.
>>53672
Next we would pick your class, theres barbarian bard cleric fighter rouge soccer wizard and a handful im forgeting.
Next we would pick your class, theres barbarian bard cleric fighter rouge soccer wizard and a handful im forgeting.
Quick poll, what's everyone's favorite season and/or episode?
>>53675
Was ranger one?
>>53674
Hmm... how about the talent of resourcefulness? He can survive off the land using what’s around him.
>>53677
It has been a while since I watched the earlier seasons. If I remember it was two, but so far that one season seven episode with apple jack’s parents was my favorite.
>>53679
Im bad at names. Can you help me come up with one?
Was ranger one?
>>53674
Hmm... how about the talent of resourcefulness? He can survive off the land using what’s around him.
>>53677
It has been a while since I watched the earlier seasons. If I remember it was two, but so far that one season seven episode with apple jack’s parents was my favorite.
>>53679
Im bad at names. Can you help me come up with one?
>>53681
Ranger is a class. And it seems to fit your character's talents well.
>name
Well, probably something in relation to his talent would be appropriate, or his cutie mark. What's he look like.
Ranger is a class. And it seems to fit your character's talents well.
>name
Well, probably something in relation to his talent would be appropriate, or his cutie mark. What's he look like.
>>53689
Not a problem, you're doing fine.
GM will be here later on; then we can actually start him off.
Not a problem, you're doing fine.
GM will be here later on; then we can actually start him off.
>>53693
What's your character's previous occupation, if he had one? You mentioned he was resourceful and a survivalist. How does he use those skills?
What's your character's previous occupation, if he had one? You mentioned he was resourceful and a survivalist. How does he use those skills?
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>>53694
He was often hired by explorers and archeologists that venture into deep forests and jungles to help them survive and get out of tough situations. He can fashion together sticks, mud, and rock, things you would find in nature, together to make well built camps. He honed this skill to make traps as well, to defend against beasts like timberwolves.
Does that work?
He was often hired by explorers and archeologists that venture into deep forests and jungles to help them survive and get out of tough situations. He can fashion together sticks, mud, and rock, things you would find in nature, together to make well built camps. He honed this skill to make traps as well, to defend against beasts like timberwolves.
Does that work?
>>53696
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>>>53705
>short blade weapons
I think your character and mine could get along and my character hates everyone.
>make his nickname faggot
"Faggot" is the term used to describe the cruel beings that control this world, when the PCs break the fourth wall.
How about making his cutie mark a bundle of sticks (a faggot)? Would better illustrate his resourcefulness and toughness (also, it's like a fascist symbol). Love the name, btw.
>short blade weapons
I think your character and mine could get along and my character hates everyone.
>make his nickname faggot
"Faggot" is the term used to describe the cruel beings that control this world, when the PCs break the fourth wall.
How about making his cutie mark a bundle of sticks (a faggot)? Would better illustrate his resourcefulness and toughness (also, it's like a fascist symbol). Love the name, btw.
>>53713
I've got nothing better to do for tonight, so I have no problem waiting until later.
Tracy is well on her way to Dadybird's nest.
I've got nothing better to do for tonight, so I have no problem waiting until later.
Tracy is well on her way to Dadybird's nest.
>>53716
I’m free tonight, but I got to finish up work tomorrow, so I don’t know whether I will be on or not then.
I’m free tonight, but I got to finish up work tomorrow, so I don’t know whether I will be on or not then.
>>>/test/
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Welcome to our newest player, I'll be happy to walk you through it at earliest.
I'll be happy to bake a new bread since this thread probably has the uncontestable Mlpol post record Xp
I'll be happy to bake a new bread since this thread probably has the uncontestable Mlpol post record Xp