This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
>>50377
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
>>50372
Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
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*Nervous staring*
>>50383
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
>>50393
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
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Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Lost
Am back now
Lost
Am back now
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
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*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
*smells Zyklon B*
"Oh goddammit!"
"Oh goddammit!"
Can she plug the holes?
>>50439
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
>>50443
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
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>>50449
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
>>50461
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*stares*
*stares*
>delay poison
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
>>50469
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
>>50475
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
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>>50487
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
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>>50497
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
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>>50502
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
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>>50508
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVY
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
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>>50518
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
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>>50519
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
>>50520
Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
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>>50526
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
>>50525
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
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*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
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>>50545
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
>>50546
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
>>50547
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
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Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
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>>50551
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>>50548
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
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>>50556
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
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Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
>>50560
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
>>50563
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
>>50565
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
>>50548
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
>>50569
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
It's not worth trying to get a set of ligfht armor is it? Is there anything she could get quickly that would provide more protection than her bracers?
... again
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>>50581
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
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>>50584
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
>>50587
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
>>50586
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not bothered by the subject nor being sarcastic at you/Trcy. The part I don't like about XP is entirely the cumbersome calulations n shit, for a number that is far more detailed than it needs to be.
>>50590
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
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>>50592
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
>>50599
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
>>50600
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
>>50600
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
>>50601
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
>>50603
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells
Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive
>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells
Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive
>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
>>50603
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
>>50605
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
>>50611
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
Ben
>>50623
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.
All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.
All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
>>50624
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
>>50625
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
>>50626
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
>>50631
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
>>>/test/
Can we just stop fighting plz?
Can we just stop fighting plz?
>>50629
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
>>50632
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
>>50637
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
>>50646
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.
The discussion is on rabbit.
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.
The discussion is on rabbit.
>>50651
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
>>50655
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
>>>/test/
>>50662
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
I probably won't be able to play this weekend.
I have some things I need to worry about.
I have some things I need to worry about.
I'm sorry guys...
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>>50678
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
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>>50691
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe
Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe
Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
>>50693
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
>>50694
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
>>50698
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
>>50700
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
>>50702
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
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>>50709
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
>>50706
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
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>>50722
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
>>50724
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
>>50728
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
>>50729
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
>>50695
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
>>50717
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
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>>50733
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
>>50735
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
>>50735
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
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>>50736
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
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>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
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>>50740
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
>>50742
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
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>>50749
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
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>>50759
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
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>>50775
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
>>50777
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>>50780
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>>50780
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
>>50781
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50783
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>>50788
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
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If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50794
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>>50794
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
[1d20-8 = -12]
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
>>50797
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>>50801
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>>50802
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
>>50807
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
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>>50811
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
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>>50811
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>>50816
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
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>>50825
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
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>>50829
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
>>50835
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
>>50836
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
>>50837
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
>>50837
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>>50839
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
>>50840
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
>>50839
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>>50842
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
>>50844
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
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>>50734
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
>>50848
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
>>50852
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
>>50860
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
>>50862
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
>>50862
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>>50858
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
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>>50839
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>>50875
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
>>50881
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
>>50883
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
>>50879
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
>>50892
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
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>>50893
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>>50896
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
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>>50900
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
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>>50904
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
>>50910
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
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I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
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>>50911
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
>>50915
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
>>50850
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
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Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
>>50932
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
>>50937
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
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>>50938
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>>50940
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
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>>50945
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
>>50948
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
>>50964
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
>>50968
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
>>50967
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50972
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I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
>>50978
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
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>>50991
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
>>50987
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
>>50998
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
>>51000
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
>>51002
"I - I am?"
So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
"I - I am?"
So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
>>51003
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
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>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
Mrs. Sentry