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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
?
No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50372
50381 50384
ba30e09932548f3299f69bc71cd5007b.jpg

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50373
image.jpeg

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50374
>>50369 →
It appears to be a blue earth pony with an unoriginal mane style
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50375
Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50376
>>50370
Torc and Snek are continuing to follow and endless staircase
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50377
50379 50380
>>50370
But i dont want to torture them.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50379
50383
>>50377
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50380
>>50377
Try a divination spell.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50381
50382
>>50372
Trumpaladin says to Tracy

"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
DsWW2
?
No.50382
[1d20+9 = 16]
>>50381
Rolling cuz why not.
I know there were at least 5 ranks.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50383
50387 50391
>>50379
I am willing to take the vindictiveness for theyre saftey.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50384
50385 50386
1516596133630-0 (1).jpg
>>50372

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50385
>>50384
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50386
>>50384
Best version.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50387
50388 50390
>>50383
>Thinks a vindictive GM = safety
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50388
>>50387
Exactly what ran through my mind
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50389
50392 50397
730241__safe_artist-colon-silence_oc_oc-colon-amber_oc-colon-amber grain_oc-colon-america pony_oc only_amber and maple_gun_m16_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_mo.png
*Nervous staring*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50390
>>50387
Im saying if you must be vindictive put it all on me, give none to them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50391
>>50383
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50392
>>50389
*licks face*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50393
50394
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50394
50395
>>50393
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50395
>>50394
Nah it's fine, I just am gonna have them head back
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50396
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50397
>>50389
*humps torso*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50398
50399
*masturboops*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50399
50400
>>50398
Thez boop-assist
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50400
50404
>>50399
Boop of opportunity on thez
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50401
50402
What happens?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50402
50403 50405
>>50401
Boops, so far
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50403
1516833755130.png
>>50402

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50404
50407
>>50400
Cast a spell or something.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50405
50406
>>50402
Can Tracy plug-up those tubes?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50406
50407 50408
>>50405
With?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50407
50410 50411
>>50404
>>50406
*casts divination*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50408
50433
>>50406
The clothes she accumulated from all of your dead coworkers over all of these months.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50409
50412
*tosses alchemist fire at wooden door*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50410
>>50407
o_O
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50411
hitler-driving-in-a-car.jpg
>>50407
Let Hitler take the wheel.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50412
>>50409
*sprays with spray-can*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50413
Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Lost

Am back now
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50414
50417
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50415
50416
>waits for something to do
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50416
50420
>>50415
Torcuil trips and falls down the stairs
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50417
50418 50419
>>50414
pls if anyone is kill let it be me and not them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50418
>>50417
Infernius is so sweet...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50419
50422 50423 50427
>>50417
He technically doesn't have to do anything if he doesn't want
t6+XU
?
No.50420
50421
[1d20+2 = 4]
>>50416
"Ouch oof owie my bones"
Can I make a dex check to stop falling?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50421
50429
v6o_at.gif
>>50420
>doesn't stop
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50422
50425
>>50419
Do these wooden doors show any sign of being remotely flammable?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50423
50424
>>50419
The walls are made of glass steel. What is the door made of?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50424
>>50423
Wood, with dimerterium reinforcements.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50425
50426
>>50422
Not really. They're thick with a weird blackish substance.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50426
50428
>>50425
*stabs into substance with dagger*
How hard is it?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50427
50431 50439
>>50419
*presses button*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50428
>>50426
Its tar fool
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50429
50430
>>50421
>bounce
"mother-"
>bounce
"fucking"
>bounce
"stairs"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50430
>>50429
kek
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50431
50433 50438
>>50427
He actually did it
A faint yellow mist fills the cell-area. This is unknown to Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50432
*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50433
>>50431
>>50408

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50434
50435
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50435
50439
>>50434
Trump puts a fork in the light socket
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50436
*smells Zyklon B*
"Oh goddammit!"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50437
Can she plug the holes?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50438
50444 50445
>>50431
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50439
50440 50447
>>50427
"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON DAMN IT"

>>50435
Search check door for lock or for handle or knob or nearby button
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50440
50442 50443
>>50439
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
t6+XU
?
No.50441
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50442
>>50440
Cast Delay Poison on self and Mount
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50443
50446
>>50440
And get Fae next to the levers. She can cast read magic with her low level cleric skills
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50444
50448
*plugs holes with Barry's clothes*
>>50438
Press all of the buttons.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50445
50450
>>50438
"Pull the lever!"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50446
50449 50453
>>50443
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50447
>>50439
This is because you insulted Hitler in that argument with Infernius.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50448
50451 50475
1505054989518.png
>>50444
That would be even worse.
>tfw hitler foresakes you.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50449
50452
>>50446
How well did Barry's clothes do to plug up the holes?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50450
50454
>>50445
*pulss the lever kronk*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50451
50453
>>50448
>even worse
It can't get much worse than this.
Press moar buttons.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50452
>>50449
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50453
>>50446
Cast delay poison target self and mount

>>50451
*holds pony*

And yes it can. At least we don't have sharks in the hall. Yet
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50454
50456
>>50450
https://youtu.be/QAndNd8srqs

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50455
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50456
50457 50460 50461
>>50454
I fall through a trap door?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50457
50458
>>50456
Trump and Tracy did,... sorta
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50458
50459
>>50457
What happened?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50459
50461
>>50458
I just mean the situation they're in, its a bit of an oubliette
Anonymous
oJebW
?
No.50460
50466
>>50456
more like a gay door
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50461
50462 50466
>>50459
Did their spells do anything to delay the affect?
>>50456
Push all of the buttons.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50462
50463 50464
>>50461
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50463
>>50462
No, DO WAIT
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50464
1239797__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_image macro_meme_solo_vulgar.jpeg
>>50462
*stares*
*eyes bleed*
pic related
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50465
50470
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_looking at you_looking up_pet_pony_sho.png
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*stares*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50466
50468 50470
>>50460
Kek
>>50461
*runs to the wooden door and start breaking it down*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50467
50469
>delay poison
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.

Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50468
50480
>>50466
"You tried that. Now look through the portal window, cast "read magic" and read these walls"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50469
50473
>>50467
>Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Wait what?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50470
50472 50480
>>50465
Does spell-sharing go both ways?
>>50466
Buff yourself with Righteous Might or Bull's Strength. It can't be indestructible.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50471
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50472
50474
>>50470
No... I just wanted to be angry about something
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50473
50474
>>50469
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50474
50476
*wails on door*
>>50472
Get on her back, we'll bust this thing down together.
>>50473
Yeah.. I remember that one...
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50475
50476 50477 50478 50480 50481
>>50448
>>50448
I have not forsaken you my child, I am merely playing Holocauster Tycoon
please know that your friends and compatriots are there to help you fullfill your destiny of gas the kikes and racewar now, please do not gas them

also damn son can't you take a joke
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50476
>>50474
Mounts horsefu

>>50475
HE HATH RETURNED!
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50477
>>50475
IT'S HITLER
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50478
50479
About.com, Austin Cline, Adolf Hitler, Nazi, Atheism, Christian apologetics, God, Bible, Jesus.jpg
>>50475
Hallelujah
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50479
>>50478
*Heil-lelujah
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50480
>>50475
"Sieg heil Mein Fhürer."
>>50468
"Me cant read"
>>50470
*righteous might*

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50481
50482 50483
>>50475
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50482
50483
>>50481
Ask Hitler if he knows Kek.
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50483
50484 50486
>>50482
who do you think helped me write holocauster tycoon?

>>50481
There is a manual on the floor
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50484
>>50483
>manual on the floor
My sides
>holocauster tycoon
Nice
fEg1h
?
No.50485
50486 50487 50489
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
<br><br><b><span style="color:red">(DEGENERATE WAS FORSAKEN FOR THIS POST)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50486
>>50483
>There's a manual on the floor
>Only the illiterate is nearby
This is beautiful

>>50485
>>50483
"Wait for Fae to come read it"

Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50487
50488 50490 50491 50493 50497
>>50485
>can't even read
>speaks like a subhuman
>probably eats meat
You are the untermench
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50488
50492 50496
>>50487
What's wrong with meat?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50489
50490
>>50485
*rubs temples*
"Ack.. This gas is giving me a headache..!"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50490
50508
>>50487
"ooh... Harsh...

That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"

>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50491
50492 50496
>>50487
>meat
wut
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50492
50494 50495 50499
>>50491
>>50488
Hitler was a vegetarian and was generally against cruelty to animals
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50493
>>50487
"This how minotuars talk."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50494
>>50492
This
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50495
>>50492
Doesn't mean I'm gonna give up meat tho
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50496
50499
>>50488
>>50491

meat-eating is harmful to humanity, there are numerous advantages to taking on a purely vegetable diet, we evolved from herbivores and only became omnivorous out of necessity
also a nation is best judged by how they treat their animals

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50497
50501 50503
>>50487
"Why you create me like this?"
YxBc0
?
No.50498
50500
<a onclick="highlightReply('50495', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50495">>>50495</a><br/>Fucking heretical ancaps. (USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)<br><br><b><span style= "color:red">(NAH U COOL FAM)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50499
50502
>>50492
>no meat
So he's flawed after all
>>50496
I agree on the animal treatment, but that's the tip of a very big argumentative iceberg
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50500
50502
>>50498
Bruh meat is life
And now I want some fucking haggis
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50501
50502 50506
>>50497
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50502
50504
>>50499
>Shilling the undercooked meat thing again
Keep your ecoli and tapeworms away from me

>>50500
But don't express your heresy in front of Hitler

>>50501
D'aww

>>50499
Can Fae come to the manual?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50503
50509
fluffernius.png
>>50497
He's cuter this way.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50504
50505
>>50502
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50505
>>50504
Night faggot, see you tomorrow
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50506
1505673240455.png
>>50501
"I love you too hitler."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50507
https://youtu.be/PBYKqvDK8d8
Watch at 1.25 speed

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50508
50510 50511
966342travy.png
>>50490
".. It must be something else then..."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50509
>>50503
Cuetest calf
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50510
50512
>>50508
"You're safe, little pony"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50511
50514
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>50508
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*

"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"

*pets pony, pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50512
50515
>>50510
".. Just hold me.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50513
50541
hat7.jpg
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVY
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat

Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50514
50515 50516 50517 50518
>>50511
*divine intervention*
the door broke open by some miracle look at that
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50515
>>50512
*holds pony*

>>50514
Huzzah!
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50516
50525
hat9.jpg
>>50514
Awwww
https://youtu.be/IV6L92DA8nU
Last one I swear
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50517
Who-Says-I-Am-Not-Under-The-Special-Protection-Of-God-»-Adolf-Hitler-Quotes.jpg
>>50514
D E U S
E
U
S

E X
X

M A C H I N A
A
C
H
I
N
A

Hooray! Glory to the führer!
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50518
50519
>>50514
Glory to the Fhürer!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50519
50520 50522 50524
angry-pony.gif
>>50518
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50520
50521 50523
Hold the fuck up.jpg
>>50519
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall

Because damn it I will keep trying
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50521
>>50520
I mean, that's what I would have insisted on
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50522
50523
>>50519
I dint want to gas my people.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50523
50525 50527
>>50520
Can Fae read?

*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50524
50539
>>50519
Tracy presses all of the buttons, after they leave the chamber.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50525
50526 50529
>>50523
She's a seminarian. Of course she can.

*Also exits chamber*
*Tries to close the door behind them*

>>50516
*goes to Fae*
*Hugs big scaly kitty*

"Aww, are you okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50526
50528
>>50525
*Grabs paladin*
"Let's go to bed, Flashy.."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50527
>>50523
"Me glad you are okay tracy."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50528
50530
Luna_Sad_2_S2E4.png
>>50526
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50529
50531 50535
>>50525
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50530
50531
>>50528
Muh Constitution drain.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50531
50532 50535
>>50529
That's because Infernius really wants to Role Play as a Barbarian

>>50530
That only cost one fourth level spell. We have more rooms to clear on this level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50532
50533 50539
>>50531
GM said this week was for shitposting.
We'll leave-off back where we started.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50533
50536
1513374655896.jpg
>>50532
*carries or is carried by pony to shitposting land*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50534
50541
*drags Torc up from the bottom of the stairs*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50535
>>50529
Yes.
>>50531
Bar bar bar
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50536
50537
Goodnight m8s
>>50533
*Curls to sleep next to paladin*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50537
>>50536
*Wraps himself around pony in beautiful Penthouse suite*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50538
*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50539
50544
>>50524
no u
>>50532
That's just cuz if I don't put some sort of cap on progress, you lot will be halfway across the continent before I can tell you what didn't work. Xp
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50541
50543
>>50513
>snek has nu hat
Kek
>>50534
>is dragged
Torc then walks out of the newly opened door
"Welp, that place sucks"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50543
>>50541
*puts torc in another pocket*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50544
50545
must derail.png
>>50539
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50545
50546
>>50544
Hey ive been meaning to ask you for awhile now,what are you politically?
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50546
50547
>>50545
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50547
50548 50549 50568
>>50546
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50548
50556 50568
>>50547
is question is for all of you.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50549
50550 50556
>>50547
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50550
>>50549
That would seem fair. So to speak.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50551
50552 50573
chicks-in-hats.jpg
Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50552
50553
We'll get 'em next time.jpg
>>50551
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50553
>>50552
Baby birds sleep like 20 hours/day, but they still get up early for some reason.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50554
50555
a702ec2803718520a538d49a639e1490bacf42785eb936798f8af1c54679a8cd.jpg

Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50555
>>50554
Heil Hitler /)
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50556
50557 50568
>>50548
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.

I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either

>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50557
Blame the rich Jews in the American government!.jpg
>>50556
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50558
50559
1504288825213.png
Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50559
50560
>>50558
Go heal the poor at the church for good boi points.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50560
50561
>>50559
Are there ponies there? Does that impress them?
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50561
50562 50563
>>50560
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50562
50563
>>50561
Also, bless the Gatorade. They're probably out by now.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50563
50565
>>50562
Oh fuck, that's a good point

>>50561
*casts remove disease on a few surviving Fight Club members to reward the battle-whores' bravery*

Should probably take Felicia around on a few of these errands so she can be familiarized with the place
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50564
50567
d53.png
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50565
50566
>>50563
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50566
50567
>>50565
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50567
50569
>>50564
Did you train all of the generals as warriors, or did you have a couple adepts or experts to administrate the church?
>>50566
At least ask her about it first.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50568
50569
>>50548
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50569
50571
>>50567
Hard to say how the follower system is being worked. I'd definitely like a couple adepts

>Ask her about it
I'd love to have a long, long conversation with Felicia about what she wants to do with her new life. Like he did with Slovenia

>>50568
Even townships need sherifs
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50570
50572
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50571
>>50569
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.

But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50572
>>50570
I can only see a handful, actually.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50573
>>50551
*squeezes-in training for mobility feat*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50574
50581
There were 3 Dread wraiths in that encounter, right?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50575
50578
Arrrrrrg!
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/?C=M;O=A
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50576
50578
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50578
50581
>>50575
>>50576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdi-CMwSXlQ
inb4 GM kills Torc for this
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50579
50580 50594
It's not worth trying to get a set of ligfht armor is it? Is there anything she could get quickly that would provide more protection than her bracers?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50580
>>50579
Actually, I forgot about that Darkness abjuration. That's be as good as any set.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50581
50583 50613
>>50574
Yep
>>50578
Well look a that, Torcuil dies of something horrible that dissolves him from the inside, and wakes up in the entertron
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50582
... again
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50583
50584
90658ba02f812c0299c061305df4276b.jpg
>>50581
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50584
50585
>>50583
4
Calculating exp is my absolute least favorite aspect of 3.5
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50585
xpposter.jpg
>>50584
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50586
50587 50589
That's most of the reason I haven't bothered calculating it desu
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50587
50588
Spoilered
>>50586
Oh, well I guess I won't pry then.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50588
>>50587
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50589
50590 50594
>>50586
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50590
50592
>>50589
>will losing experience affect when Tracy levels up?
Seriously?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50591
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not bothered by the subject nor being sarcastic at you/Trcy. The part I don't like about XP is entirely the cumbersome calulations n shit, for a number that is far more detailed than it needs to be.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50592
50593 50595
>>50590
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50593
>>50592
I doubt it, not significantly.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50594
50596 50598
>>50579
Mythril breastplate provides +5 AC before and magical expenditure, and you can add enchantments like Shadow that give a +10 on hide checks, for example

>>50589
That would send you back a level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50595
epMvm1R.jpg
>>50592
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50596
50597
>>50594
The armor of Darkness seems best for her, desu. Worth the XP.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50597
50598
>>50596
That's not a real armor. That's a spell that last a few minutes
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50598
50599
>>50594
Nah, it wouldn't. I crunched the numbers.
>>50597
GM said she could make it permanent.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50599
50600
>>50598
It would absolutely send her back a level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50600
50601 50602
>>50599
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50601
50603 50604
>>50600
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50602
50603
>>50600
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures
? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50603
50605 50607
>>50601
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50604
50605
>>50601
Also, your equipment doesn't affect the XP you earn. That'd be gay.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50605
50608
>>50603
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells

Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive

>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50606
50615 50620
GM curls up in the corner and cries
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50607
>>50603
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50608
50609
>>50605
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50609
50610
>>50608
No, and if you're going to talk about meta shit constantly, so am I
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50610
50611
>>50609
Do YOU seriously want to get into a discussion about armors?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50611
50612
>>50610
You can stack armor bonuses too. Take a +8 armor and Diane Fienstien's +4 bracers
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50612
50614
>>50611
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50613
>>50581
I figured
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50614
50621
>>50612
Yeah no shit, and I don't want permanency abused in such a way
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50615
>>50606
>pats GM on the back
Shhh, it'll all be okay
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50618
Ben
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50619
50620
GM emits a long and beleaguered sigh
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50620
>>50606
>>50619
Shhh shhh, your Fhürer is here.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50621
50622
>>50614
Why do you do this everytime? Do you get something out of it?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50622
50623
>>50621
Yes. Because fuck that guy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50623
50624
>>50622
Why?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50624
50625 50626
>>50623
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.

All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50625
50627
>>50624
Then why were you sad when he left?
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50626
50629
>>50624
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50627
50628 50630
Spoilered
>>50625
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50628
50632
>>50627
Then be kind to him.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50629
50631 50637 50639
>>50626
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50630
>>50627
no homo
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50631
50633 50637
>>50629
>cheating
Who decides what "cheating" is? It's definitely not you.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50632
50634 50639
>>50628
It's too late for that
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50633
50639
>>50631
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50634
50636
>>50632
Its never too late to show kindness to a brother.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50635
>>>/test/
Can we just stop fighting plz?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50636
50640
>>50634
I think the bridge is burnt
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50637
50641
>>50629
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50638
50642 50644
Bitches, get sorted
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50639
50643 50646 50648
a4a.jpg
>>50632
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50640
>>50636
Build a new one m8 seriously just show abit of humanity.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50641
>>50637
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50642
>>50638
In there.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50643
50645
>>50639
Well, I decided to give kindness a try and I get... This
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50644
>>50638
I'll be on in about hour or so if you guys are still there.
Now sort your problems out
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50645
50646
>>50643
Start by not deleting everyone's posts.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50646
50647
>>50639
Then stop steam rolling, stop stealing from and attacking other characters, and stop trying to take every advantage

>>50645
If you ever want peace, you're going to have to get over things in the past and be willing to move forward
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50647
50649 50651
>>50646
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.

The discussion is on rabbit.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50648
>>50639
Anon, the problem is your attitude
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50649
50650
>>50647
I was on the rabbit and no discussion took place
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50650
>>50649
I had to step out.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50651
50652
>>50647
Can you handle me giving meta answers then?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50652
50653
>>50651
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50653
50654
>>50652
Well I'm very fucking loud with my opinion and you can get over it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50654
50655
>>50653
That's fine. Just don't start censoring things when you don't agree with them.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50655
50656
>>50654
And please don't be such an asshole in posts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50656
50657 50658
>>50655
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50657
>>50656
Do you understand why "speaking my mind without holding back" can incur resentment?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50658
>>50656
>you outta play with yourself
I can say the same about your constant steam rolling
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50659
50662
Before processing his request, I have one question wrt Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50660
>>>/test/
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50661
50662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Nz2cmCp0
Infernius please don't leave us
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50662
50663
>>50661
>>50659
He'll be back. There's no leaving...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50663
>>50662
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50664
50665 50668
I probably won't be able to play this weekend.
I have some things I need to worry about.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50665
>>50664
And I'm supposed to be applying to bar right now. You'll be here this weekend
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50666
50667 50668 50669 50670 50679
fuck.jpg
I'm sorry guys...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50667
vector_012___sad_rainbow_dash_vector_by_mpnoir-d8qbdo7.png
>>50666
But I actually don't want you to go
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50668
>>50664
>>50666
Take all the time you need. I am at your service.
>long, sweeping, and mostly unironic bow.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50669
>>50666
Pls no leave
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50670
>>50666
Check PM again
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50672
50673
Ive started my whitepill regimen.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50673
50674
>>50672
Yay?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50674
>>50673
I dont feel like im in a losing fight now
https://youtu.be/ntCtwjt3pjg
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50675
50677 50679
Im sorry guys. Will you forgive me?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50677
50678
>>50675
What for?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50678
50679 50680
>>50677
The shit i said in the rabb.it.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50679
>>50675
>>50678
>implying there's anything for me to forgive or you to apologize for
>>50666
It's fine, do what you need to.
We'll still be here
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50680
>>50678
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50681
50682
I miss tracys faggot.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50682
50683
>>50681
I don't know if he's coming back
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50683
>>50682
If he does please stop being so hard on him.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50685
50686
*dabs*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50686
50688 50689 50692
1512971245757.png
>>50685

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50688
50690
>>50686
*modifed roman dab*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50689
50690 50691
>>50686
>me last night
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50690
170112230349-paul-ryan-town-hall-dab-full-169.jpg
>>50689
>>50688

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50691
50693
>>50689
Is InfernuisXthez miscegenation?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50692
>>50686
>me
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50693
50694
>>50691
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe

Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50694
50695
>>50693
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50695
50696 50733
>>50694
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50696
50697
>>50695
>offspring of a Minotaur and dwarf-elf mulato is a Unicorn
¿Que?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50697
50698
>>50696
Is that a serious inquiry, or a shitpost?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50698
50699
>>50697
Thats a shitpost if ive ever seen one.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50699
1.PNG
>>50698
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50700
50701
"Thez me want tendies"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50701
50702
>>50700
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50702
50703 50704
>>50701
"You best waifu ana."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50703
50705
>>50702
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50704
50706 50707
>>50702
[sad paladin noises]
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50705
50707
>>50703
*eats muh tendies*
"Why you look at me like that?"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50706
50707 50714
>>50704
"Its okay brad you still have me and torc"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50707
50708 50709 50738
angrythez.png
>>50704
"Don't you start, he'd be heading to the kitchen after I'da whupped his ass."
>>50705
"I trust you heard that."
>>50706
Thez clears her throat
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50708
50710
>>50707
*unzips dick*
"Why you mad? Wife usually serce husbands food."
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50709
50712
>>50707
"It's different this time. She may be gone for good"
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50710
50711 50715
>>50708
"User was stun-fisted for this this post"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50711
1517381013121.gif
>>50710

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50712
50713
images.duckduckgo.com5.jpg
>>50709
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50713
>>50712
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50714
50716 50717 50741
>>50706
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50715
>>50710
>falcon punch

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50716
1517355532690.gif
>>50714

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50717
50718 50724 50734
>>50714
"Turn thez into a pony"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50718
50719
>>50717
Why a pony?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50719
50720 50721
1504568719059-1.png
>>50718
Why not? I could feed her carrots.
Anonymous
GNoso
?
No.50720
50721
>>50719
"As could I"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50721
50722
>>50719
>>50720
"I'm still gonna prefer eating faces,...."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50722
50723
>>50721
"Nevermind then..."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50723
thezpone.png
>>50722
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50724
50725
>>50717
"Uh, okay."
Torc takes the polymorph staff and boops Thez on the nose with it
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50725
50727
>>50724
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50726
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50727
50728
>>50725
Torc tries again, and when that fails he shakes it a bit
"Well that fucking sucks"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50728
50729
>>50727
"Stick not working?" Thez quips, barely holding back laughter.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50729
50730
>>50728
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50730
50732
>>50729
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50731
50732
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50732
>>50730
"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.
>>50731
Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50733
50735 50847
>>50695
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50734
50848
>>50717
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50735
50736 50737 50741 50750 50847
thezpone.png
>>50733
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50736
50739
>>50735
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50737
>>50735
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50738
50739
looks better.png
>>50707

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50739
50748 50750
>>50736
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50740
50741 50742 50744
1512632098297.png
>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50741
death-chan.png
>>50714
Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.
>>50735
Also:
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]
>>50740
*humps leg*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50742
50743 50745
>>50740
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50743
50745
>>50742
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50744
50746
>>50740
Really, your starting this again?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50745
>>50742
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50746
50747 50748
Fluttershy_glare_S02E19.png
>>50744
And fuck you as well
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50747
50749
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>50746
[low pony noises]...
*hugs*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50748
50749
>>50739
Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.
>>50746
>mutual feeling intensifies
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50749
50751 50752
>>50747
*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*

>>50748
Super fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50750
>>50739
>>50735
The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50751
50753
f9f.png
>>50749
>super fuck you

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50752
50754 50764
>>50749
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50753
Really.gif
>>50751
U
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50754
50755 50756
>>50752
*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50755
50757
>>50754
>concerned face
*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50756
50758
>>50754
"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50757
50759
>>50755
"Maybe"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50758
50759 50761
>>50756
"Not like you know the way"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50759
50760 50761
>>50757
[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
>>50758
>bongo music plays in background
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50760
50762
>>50759
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50761
50763 50765
>>50758
>>50759
>spitting noises
"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50762
50763
>>50760
".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
YxBc0
?
No.50763
50764 50766 50769
[4d20 = 59]
>>50762
FULL ROUND ATTACK!

*wubs*

>>50761
"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50764
50767 50771
>>50763
>20
>again the critical wubs
>>50752
>heavy
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50765
50769 50770 50771
35a.jpg
>>50761
>high pitched clicking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50766
50771
>>50763
C R I T I C A L
R
I
T
I
C
A
L

C U D D L E S
U
D
D
L
E
S
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50767
50768
>>50764
Nothing important
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50768
50770
>>50767
"What." e_e
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50769
50771
Screenshot_20180113-231012.png
>>50765
>bagpipes play
>>50763
Has Torc come off as sour?
"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50770
50772 50774
>>50765
Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.
>>50768
Reunion drama
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50771
50777
>>50764
I think it means full of negative emotions

>>50765
"We must pray for this one"

>>50766
*cuddles pony*

>>50769
"Why you run away?"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50772
50773 50777
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>50770
>Not being loyal to one weapon
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50773
50775
>>50772
I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50774
50776
>>50770
>Hammer
They?
>drama
"Oh. Nevermind."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50775
50778
>>50773
Can you do that?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50776
>>50774
>They
The party.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50777
50779 50780
>>50771
"I'm hungry!"
>>50772
Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50778
50779
>>50775
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50779
50780 50781
>>50777
I love Vanderiem!

>>50778
Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50780
50782 50783
>>50777
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50781
50784
>>50779
>wouldn't it have to be harder
Uh, depends.
Hammer? Yes
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.
>>50779
M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50782
50785 50786
>>50780
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon

>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50783
50789 50792
>>50780
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.

Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50784
>>50781
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!

*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50785
>>50782
You could always try slamming it into the glass to see if it works.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50786
50787
>>50782
Says the guy who never tried hitting the temple with it,... cuz it would have worked
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50787
50788
>>50786
Yeah I thought about using it against that door
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50788
50791 50792
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50789
50790
>>50783
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50790
>>50789
kek
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50791
>>50788
It's a +3 longsword

>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50792
50793 50794
>>50788
A "normal" shatterspike is a +1, +4 on sunder weapon/tool. This is a +4, +7 on sunder. Its uber cuz it helps fill out Thez' backstory and give personality and precedence with characters the party probably won't interact with.
>>50783
Its also a death-trap,....

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50793
>>50792
>+4
That's even better!

>Death trap
Pfft!
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50794
50795 50796
knuc-1515479175_minecraft_skin-11435915.jpg
If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50795
50796
>>50794
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50796
50797
>>50794
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
YxBc0
?
No.50797
50798 50799
[1d20-8 = -12]
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*

>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50798
>>50797
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50799
50800
>>50797
>General's could use some xp too
I thought followers didn't earn XP?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50800
50801
>>50799
They do in Mixed Nuts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50801
50802 50803
>>50800
I want to add some Druids or Sorcerers to Tracy's syndicate then.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50802
50804 50807
>>50801
GM would only let me give them Fighter levels though
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50803
50806
>>50801
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50804
50805
>>50802
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50805
>>50804
You understand the difference
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50806
>>50803
Nah, it won't be centered in Port Barry.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50807
50808 50809
>>50802
That's cuz they're not training in a way that makes sense for other classes.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50808
50811
>>50807
Not paladin or cleric?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50809
50810 50811
>>50807
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50810
>>50809
I wanted to train ponies with humanoid familiars...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50811
50812 50815
>>50809
Patience, I've only just finished the table of contents on the D&D sex book
>>50808
They have no experience as a paladin or cleric. They've seen a paladin and cleric, but without a player they can't into specialized classes.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50812
50814
1512775065441-3.png
>>50811
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
YxBc0
?
No.50813
50814
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50814
50816
>>50812
BTW, where was shining armor in the movie?
>>50813
(not with stealth)
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50815
50816
7f69ecbbec9204c058c01f2440c2422f.jpg
dQjxoND.jpg
bor.jpg
>>50811
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50816
50817
>>50814
I don't recall seeing Shining Armor anywhere

>>50815
>In every way superior to warriors
They are in every way but one identical to warriors. That one way is the set of feats, which makes a difference, but isn't giant
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50817
50818
>>50816
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
YxBc0
?
No.50818
50819
>>50817
Not having skills or magic makes a big difference
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50819
dd6362_6395296.jpg
>>50818
Hence, the new feat at every level.
Oy vey! Buy the complete martial SRD,
goyim!

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50820
50821 50823
*looks at pony*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50821
50822 50823
>>50820
*licks nose*


Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50822
50824
>>50821
*rubs behind ears*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50823
50825 50826
>>50820
>>50821
>GM goes to sleeps with that image in his mind
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50824
>>50822
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50825
50826 50829
>>50823
I outta go to bed as well pretty soon...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50826
50827 50828
>>50823
>>50825
I finally almost got my Bar application done... But I need to get a haircut tomorrow morning and make up for lost sleep
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50827
>>50826
Stuff first. game later
https://youtu.be/BsRm1A57cu0
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50828
50831
1482561__safe_oc_oc only_bed_comfy_cute_exploitable meme_eyes closed_floppy ears_food pony_if you see this image while scrolling_meme_original species_.png
>>50826
Go to bed, Anon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50829
50830
>>50825
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50830
50833 50835
de4ef55a7516372579549db7b062785f--pathfinder-rpg-pagan.jpg
80dbd976b0d018a753ec53d2f4cc0235.jpg
214 - level-20 mmo warrior_1166837.jpg
q7ygn.jpg
>>50829
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50831
50832
>>50828
Sleep Tight, TF
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50832
>>50831
GN, GM.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50833
50834
>>50830
You missed the State of the Union event
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50834
>>50833
I was there, I was just withholding my shitposts...
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50835
50836
>>50830
I gotta find a way to increase Tracy's Charisma too, desu..

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50836
50837
>>50835
Reeee I need the charisma!

That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50837
50838 50839
>>50836
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.

What are your stats, anyway?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50838
>>50837
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50839
50840 50843 50875
>>50837
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade

Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.

Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.

Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.

For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.

Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50840
50841 50842
>>50839
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50841
>>50840
... Perhaps.. I might be mistaken...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50842
50844 50875
>>50840
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else

We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50843
>>50839
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50844
50845
>>50842
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways

I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade

>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50845
>>50844
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50847
50849
sketch-1517486733966.png
>>50733
Your back!
and thanks for the pdf ive been looking for it for awhile.
*hugs pony*
>>50735
*boops thez*
>pic related

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50848
50852 50959
>>50734
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50849
50850
>>50847
"Oaf"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50850
50853 50919
>>50849
"Thez you still love me right?"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50852
50853 50856 50858 50866
>>50848
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50853
50857
>>50851
>>50852
>>50850

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50855
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50856
50857 50858
>>50852
"Hey leslie"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50857
50859 50860
>>50853
Torc doesn't have the feat for that, sorry
>>50856
"Call me that one more time and I'll consider it a violation of my NAP. In the mean time, did you do this?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50858
50860 50861 50867
>>50852
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50859
50861
>>50857
I'm referring to the permanency spell.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50860
50861 50862
>>50858
Only if you promise not to rob anyone who is European in port barry.
>>50857
"Kek me did its hilarious."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50861
50862
>>50860
"How do you expect me to use THOSE?"
Torc gestures a hoof toward the pile of his items laying in his robe.
>>50858
*black and yellow kilt pattern
>>50859
Oh, Torc could do that
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50862
50863 50865
>>50860
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50863
50864
>>50862
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50864
>>50863
*laughs in Minotuar-pony*
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50865
>>50862
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50866
50871
>>50852
"Why hello there"
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50867
50868
>>50858
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50868
50869
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50869
50870
>>50868
*jumps right the fuck out of strange lady's lap*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50870
>>50869
[sad hoo-man noises]
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50871
50872
>>50866
"NO"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50872
50873 50878
1516679415017-1.png
>>50871
"Having a good morning?"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50873
50874
>>50872
*ponytaur chuckles*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50874
50880
>>50873
"And you, you're looking fine this morning as well"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50875
50876 50881 50890
>>50839
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...

*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50876
50877 50878
>>50875
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50877
50879
>>50876
GM said a week, and I've been trying to do it for a long time now.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50878
50879
>>50872
"I've had a perfectly delightful morning, but it isn't this one"
>>50876
So you get a feat every 3 levels?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50879
50886
>>50877
Yeah, a week devoted to it, where the character isn't spending 10 hours a day doing other things. It hasn't been much time at all in game

>>50878
Yes, plus one at the first level. Humans have an additional feat at the first level as a racial quality
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50880
>>50874
"Uh thanks"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50881
50882 50883
>>50875
>Level 21
It's the first level you can obtain epic feats
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50882
>>50881
Yea you have to be over lvl 20 to get em.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50883
50884
>>50881
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50884
50885
>>50883
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50885
>>50884
All three of that sequence of feats require 25 Charisma
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50886
50887
>>50879
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50887
50888
>>50886
No no, that's correct. There's a bonus feat at level 1
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50888
50889
>>50887
>lvl 17
>17/3 rounded is 5
>add bonus feat
>becomes 6
Come again?

Also,
PRAISE EPONA
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50889
>>50888
Level 1 feat,
bonus human feat
level 3
level 6
level 9
level 12
level 15

That's 7
YxBc0
?
No.50890
50891 50910
[1d20 = 19]
>>50875
>Training in the holodeck
lol no

SNEAK ATTACK!

he might hit a hologram instead. eh
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50891
>>50890
Good roll
t6+XU
?
No.50892
50893 50919
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50893
50894 50895 50896 50897
1120621__safe_artist-colon-symbianl_sweetie belle_bronybait_cute_dialogue_diamond pickaxe_diasweetes_looking at you_minecraft_mouth hold_solo_symbianl .png
>>50892
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50894
>>50893
Torc wants to go anyway so that works
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50895
1517441392292.gif
>>50893
>diamond pickaxes

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50896
50898
>>50893
We should kill the very strong undead inside first
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50897
50902 50908
nebelwerfer.jpg
>>50893
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50898
50899
>>50896
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50899
50900
>>50898
There are undead in there that can't be killed with a simple turn check. Lots of them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50900
50901
>>50899
Then we'll kill them the old fashioned way, if they survive the blast.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50901
50903
image.jpeg
>>50900
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50902
50905 50908 50919
Brq3HPO.jpg
jcL8TJe.jpg
panzerschreck.jpg
ChOi9aPVEAAcoAr.jpg
Blank _30b547d722ad70a225b53516879b2628.jpg
>>50897
Diamond canons/canonballs, when?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50903
50904
>>50901
What about the top half?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50904
50906
>>50903
Sure, shoot that. But if you open up a room full of banshees...
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50905
50906
>>50902
Why do you (you) yourself so much? Who are you talking to?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50906
50907
>>50904
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50907
50924
>>50906
What's their hitdie?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50908
50909 50919
>>50897
FUCKING GENIUS
>>50902
>soon
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50909
50915
2541__safe_artist-colon-nastylady_pinkie pie_abstract background_cannon_clothes_earth pony_female_gun_hat_mare_partillery_party cannon_pony_scope_solo_.png
>>50908
>Pinkie's Extravaganza Werfer (aka "PEW!")
>It werfs parties
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50910
50911 50913
>>50890
>SNEAK ATTACK!
What did he do?

YxBc0
?
No.50911
50912
>>50910
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
\r
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50912
50914
>>50911
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50913
50919
>>50910
You should buy a balista so you can sneak attack with it.
Yes its in the rules.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50914
>>50912
want to become pony again?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50915
50916 50918
>>50909
We now need that as a mortar for the airship
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50916
50917 50920
>>50915
This is the first post I'm seeing. I have a bad feeling about this.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50917
>>50916
If you give a mouse a cookie, GM. If you give a mouse a cookie
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50918
50919
>>50915
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50919
50920 50925
>>50850
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50920
50921
>>50919
>>50916
Oh come on, a guy asks for ONE mortar and everyone gets a bad feeling.
>dice rolls
Expect a rabbit PM, its not bad at all.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50921
50922
>>50920
Okkay, that wasn't as bad as I anticipated
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50922
>>50921
See, I may be unorthodox, but I'm not game breaking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50923
50926
Is that Animal Shapes spell still in effect?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50924
>>50907
idk
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50925
50926
>>50919
"No me just asking, me had bad feeling about it this morning"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50926
50928 50931
>>50923
1hr/level
>>50925
"Well, you did boop me with a benis as my faggot was walking out the door,...."
DsWW2
?
No.50927
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50928
50934
>>50926
Isn't there a machine in the tower for what I want to do?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50929
50930 50936
Trumpaladin, realizing he had blundered, backs the hell out
DsWW2
?
No.50930
50932 50953
[1d20 = 8]
>>50929
lol no
Sneak Attack to grab unsuspecting pony by the dong
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50931
50934
>>50926
"Dont act like you dont love it."
*smug horned pony noises*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50932
50936
1516105504220.png
>>50930

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50933
50935
Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50934
50939
>>50928
... maybe
>>50931
"I think its endearing, but he's the one who has to live in meat-space."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50935
50936 50937
>>50933
BTW, being a pony does not conflict with Torcuil's spellcasting; its still innate magic.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50936
50939 50943 50953
>>50932
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50937
50938 50939 50942
>>50935
Yeah, but how can a earth poner use staffs and shit?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50938
50940
>>50937
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50939
50941
1517042218551.png
>>50934
"Me guess me can see."
>>50937
Tracy use knifes.
>>50936
Can i make a color request?
>pic related

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50940
50945 50946
>>50938
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50941
50944
>>50939
>color request
Eh, a bit too blurry....
Maybe..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50942
>>50937
With their teeth

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50943
>>50936
Fair point, there would be some restriction, but he's not null-magic
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50944
50947
>>50941
I tried earlier but most (((apps))) are garbage.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50945
50948
>>50940
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50946
1517492252084.jpg
>>50940
Jej
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50947
50949
>>50944
I never use anything but this garbage app:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50948
50951
>>50945
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50949
50950
>>50947
I didn't know they had an app. Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50950
50952
>>50949
It's actually a site.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50951
>>50948
I hate the fact that you brought this up.

In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50952
>>50950
They have an app to i just downloaded it.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50953
50954 50955 50956
>>50930
Trumpaladin's eyes widen and his pupils narrow, as he realizes why you should not turn your flank towards a rogue. And while being a stallion has its advantages, it has its disadvantages as well

He's not running off now

>>50936
"You have my attention"

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50954
50958
>>50953
*grapples horsedong*
"You're looking really cute today, Flashy.."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50955
50957 50958
>>50953
At least you're a stallion, Torc is a fucking colt
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50956
50958
>>50953
*pets pony plot*
".. And fluffy too.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50957
50959
>>50955
I thought Torc was also turned into a pony
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50958
50959 50960
>>50954
>>50956
*nervous laughter*
"Is that so?"

>>50955
would you rather be the filly?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50959
>>50848
>>50957
>Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire
>>50958
Your god already gave me the honor. I, not Torc, am the Filly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50960
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50961
50973
*grip on dong remains firm*
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50962
50963 50965
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.

*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50963
50964 50970
>>50962
Thez watches with a bag of popcorn
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50964
50965 50967
>>50963
"reeeeee"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50965
50973
>>50962
*pets mane*
".. So.. fluffy..."
>>50964
*shoves apple in mouth*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50966
50968
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50967
50973
>>50964
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50968
50971
>>50966
There's lots of machines. Where is Torcuil starting from?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50969
50973
*fluids drip down and get caught in his fluff*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50970
>>50963
"Wanna share with me? No communism"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50971
50972
>>50968
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50972
50974 50976
>>50971
*poof you are now filly leslie faire*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50973
>>50967
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"

Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it

>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand

>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50974
50975
>>50972
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50975
50980
>>50974
"you look nice"
HBIlF
?
No.50976
50977
[1d20 = 10]
>>50972
He gets a saving throw
(will iirc)
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50977
50979
>>50976
WILL BONUS IS +9
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50978
50980 50981 50982 50987
I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50979
>>50977
Actually, I forgot you get to apply Wisdom so +10
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50980
50984
>>50975
*shoves carrot in mouth*
"Shhhhh.."
*pets mane*
*positions self over pony carefully*
>>50978
It doesn't change gender or age category though.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50981
50983
>>50978
Gay.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50982
>>50978
I like this fact.

Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50983
50986 50991
>>50981
Polymorph would've worked.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50984
50985
>>50980
*wraps rear legs around woman's head*

"You can't fit the whole thing in there you know"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50985
50988
>>50984
*SPLUNK*

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50986
50987
>>50983
*motorboats crotch tits*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50987
50995
>>50986
For
>>50978
Pls no ban
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50988
50990
>>50985
>>50985
"careful!"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50989
50990 50993
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50990
50992
>>50988
Conscious of her unborn child, Tracy descends on the horsedong (engorged by her oppressive grip), carefully.
>>50989
We get 4 ability points?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50991
50994
1511753443519.jpg
>>50983
Not a mage though.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50992
50996 50998
>>50990
You've already applied three of those four, and torcuil hasn't, but yes
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50993
50996
1517219861726-0.png
>>50989

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50994
50996 50999
>>50991
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50995
50999 51001 51015
>>50987
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50996
>>50994
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
>>50992
Uh, gotta think which one I use the most
>>50993
>acute angel
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50998
51000 51001
>>50992
*rides horsey*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50999
51001
>>50995
*bits nipples gently*
>>50994
You're right it wouldn't be worth it.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51000
51002
>>50998
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already

Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51001
51004 51006
>>50998
>>50995
>>50999
I'm glad I got Mr. Snek out of there before his innocence was ruined
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51002
51003
>>51000
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51003
51007 51008
>>51002
"I - I am?"

So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51004
>>51001
>implying snek isnt a chad
>implying snek dosent fuck snek bitches regularly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51005
51009 51010
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51006
51009
>>51001
>STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51007
>>51003
waifu abuse is wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51008
51011 51018
>>51003
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51009
>>51005
>>51006
Hey, you captured my responce perfectly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51010
51013
>>51005
You'd even get to keep your intelligence score...
YxBc0
?
No.51011
51012 51013
[1d20 = 3]
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"

grapple check (to switch positions)

"You can ride me sometimes though"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51012
>>51011
Well...
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51013
51016 51028
>>51011
Ha, you fucked up
>>51010
Maybe a unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51015
51020
>>50995
*Grapples horse pussy*
Mrs. Sentry