This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
So can we clear the hallway?
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!
Cunt punt dwarf!
[1d20+43 = 62]>>49087
Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
[2d20 = 21]>>49083
"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types.">>49085
[Shrieking mare noises]
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.Another reason not to edit posts>>49098
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it">>49103
*rubs horse and not
on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now">>49104
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
Interesting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
Old-school Meridian 59
*Hums to self while turning spit*
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
"I hum when I'm enjoying myself.">>49113
"I do dubstep sometimes.."
"He's gonna be so sad,"
"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
"When you harassed my waifu's"
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my
*throws misquite wood on fire*>>49124
[2d20 = 13]>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.Bluff, Sleight of Hand
[1d20+27 = 32]>>49126
Jedi mind powers
Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
I think that actually worked
[1d20+10 = 14]>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.>>49142
*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
He is being carefully roasted to perfection.
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
*continues sexing horse ass*
If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
I think that means it's superior for sundering
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.>>49196
Accessory source books?>>49197
I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.
>>49198>Accessory source books?
Book of Exalted Deeds, Book of Vile Darkness, etc.
But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
I was looking for excepts from Champions of Ruin, but it looks like I can't Jew my way out of paying for that..
I found the Draconomicon in pdf a few nights ago
I just thought of asking 8chan. 8/tg/ is like 70% piracy share threads.
Must you w/ lazy town?
>>49206So I take it you don't like cooking cakes by the book?
I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion (divegrass)
, but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
Shar did create Shadowfell, so that'd fit the Nightmare theme I'm going for.
If she needs a religion just join Football. The Denver Broncos go great with everything
Last time she did something with that church, her powers got nerfed...
You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
>>49213>There's so much more power to be had
Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/ and swear off anime
if you want more of the truly good stuff
Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
That was supposed to be my get...
>>49220I noticed. We gave the digits to you anyways>>49221>Pic one
You guys don't know how privileged you are to get quality content like this.
Checked.It wasn't the same..... The post-steal shitposting was worth it though.
Hey, Trump's faggot, have you read any of the Wizards of the Coast publications for Paladin prestige classes? Some of them are pretty cool.
Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
*Because of the required stats for Great Smiting
The back of her mane doesn't have red between the orange and the blue.
shit, I knew something looked off. I'll fix it and repost later.
Her mane is different too: she's not just
an RD recolor.
YES! Praise Be!>>49230(USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)>>49228
I have not yet read any of that.>>49229
Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways>>49232>Talking back to Elway Mod
Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
>>49235Yeah, they still need work...
It's from The Perfect Scoundrel
Neat. Reminds me of the Radicals of the Inquisition in Warhammer 40k
The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
If he ever loses optimism, I know now where to take him
It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
Well, not so much haxx, because it's well-developed.
Not quite, there's a table for ebin saving throw advancement, but yeah on the mount hit dice>>49249
Would you happen to have a pdf of white power by rockwell the mighty?
Stay safe gm i hear there a Tsunami coming.
I don't, but I do have Mein Kampf in .pdf
Do you have Democracy the god that failed?
The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
What is that another rpg?
3 minutes in and my Germanic blood is boiling.
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
"...Say what now?"
This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats, dimension door range
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Or maybe I misinterpreted. I am not sure
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
Thez is giving up 13 lvls to get back magic.
Yeah, I was just wondering about Trump's faggot.
I dunno about that.
Well she has to shed the levels SOME way.
Also, I want to try them out.
No, screw your censorship.
I'm not about to pass-up a chance to use those abyssal claws for what their meant for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it down the drain.
No cannibalizing GM's character for your own advancement
First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
No, you earn
your advancement through surviving dangerous encounters, faggot
And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
I'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again, that's not what's going on.
You're confusing character with player again. A player
should never cheat or steal
How does a player "steal"?
"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now.">and, I can grow again
>>49293Should've blown it all on Wishes...
Does this mean we'll get 5o fight something big enough for her to level-up soon?
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
"I'd rather kill things"
*puts thez into my pocket*
"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though.">4th wall shatters
*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?">[Insert bedroom eyes]
*is somewhat frighten by demon horse*
*starts sexing demon horse again*
"~Ah.. Good boy..."
[Relaxed, blissful monster noises]
[Man on Mare sex noises]
[At-ease monster noises]
"Yeeeeeessssssss... Pay good attention to those tracks of land, hoo-man.."
[*Snorts smoke in approval*]
*rubs horse clit with fingers while still deep in*
"~Hmmmmm...! That's not going to get you out from under there any faster, eff why eye." She coos teasingly
"Now put your hands back on those tracks."
*puts hands on horse rump*
>>49312>Doesn't know what tracks of land areher teats. They're swollen.
"please no bully... I thought they were different on a horse than a human..."
*pulls out an empty potion flask to collect mare milk in*
"Actually... what have you been eating? Eww, nah"
*puts flask up*
Random factiod about 5th century mare-milking (Warning: Will ruin mood):
>Kumis is an ancient beverage. Herodotus, in his 5th-century BC Histories, describes the Scythians processing of mare's milk:
>Now the Scythians blind all their slaves, to use them in preparing their milk. The plan they follow is to thrust tubes made of bone, not unlike our musical pipes, up the vulva of the mare, and then to blow into the tubes with their mouths, some milking while the others blow. >They say that they do this because when the veins of the animal are full of air, the udder is forced down. The milk thus obtained is poured into deep wooden casks, about which the blind slaves are placed, and then the milk is stirred round. That which rises to the top is drawn off, and considered the best part; the under portion is of less account.
I fucking love reading history.
[sad monster noises]
"..Black mare's milk is supposed to be really valuable..."
"Uh... I can't really blow from my position. Take this instead"
*takes flask back out*
*puts hand on teat*
*begins to milk mare*
They're supposedly really, really difficult to milk normally, but I think you've found a special trick.
"~Mmmmmhh..! Oh, yes, keep doing that..! They've been so, so sore lately, and I could never reach them we'll enough..! ... Fuck, yes!"
*Continues thrusting penis to relax mare*
"There you go. Let those teats down and let it out"
*rubs, caresses, then squeezes crotch tits, aiming them into the flas*
"I-if you do that i'll.... Ah.. Ah.. ~Aaaaah..!! Oh Faust..!"
*Milk begins to dribble out*
*rubs firmly, then squeezes firmly*
"Let it out in big, beautiful streams"
[Straining monster noises]
*Twin Jets of smoke stream out*
*Twin Jets of milk stream out as well*
*tries to collect both quickly pulling out a second flask*
"T-t-t.. Take it..! Take it all..!" she stutters out, her voice shakey
"Oh I'll take it all"
*humps her harder*
>phone runs out of power
*faggot goes to bed*
"wait, fuck!"*Lets forth his own white milky stream, deep in horse*
"I didn't shrink!" She objects,... but then thinks for a moment about how much fun it would be to be hidden in Infernius' pocket, and decides not to further argue.>>49296
Not expressly. I mean, I don't know how much xp the temple is worth, she's just tired of never being able to advance anymore and the only way she's going to is by removing levels. Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Thez curls up in Infernius' pocket and goes back to sleep. while GM ventures off to meatspace
>>49329>Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Obligatory Chad Fighter meme.
Infernius should get one of those baby-holders, so Thez can ride him. He is a whole size class larger than her, after all: big enough to ride.
Either that, or give him a backpack with a chair and handlebars, like Master Blaster.I'll stop now...
How long does it take to activate an item with a passive affect, that activates "on command"? I think it's a free action, but i don't want to waste my next turn.
>tfw do math and realize that Tracy, at full size, can carry Trumpaladin at 500 ft (100 squares) per round overland, even in full-plate, after a full-round action to speed up
>Can get up to 510 ft, if he ahem spurs her, for one round
Holy horse. Should've avoided flying altogether and just overrun/trampled all of those skeletons to get to the lich last time. They would've reached her that much faster.
>>49335>tfw with air walk, she could move at 1000 ft on the Ethereal Plane
I like this idea.
>>49336tracy should convert to rockwellism
>>49339...Can she get Nordic powers?
>>49340She'll get murdered by one of her own followers while leaving a laundromat
I think Thez could benefit by being baptized into Football
>>49345I did want to form a Wild Hunt...
>>49348elway probably wouldn't allow that
>>49349Hence the temptation..
>>49349>>49350>>49348I don't think Rockwell would allow it either
Can someone explain the astral projection spell to me? Is it supposed to be for extraplanar travel? I've never used it, because I didn't know what it did.
Actually, may as well try it because Crimson skies.
Oh, I see. It's like Plane Shift, only tougher to fortify against.
You basically manifest a second body on another plane, and fight there like in a video game, am I right?
Basically Plane Shift, with a safety net.
Much more useful than I previously thought.
One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane
*pulls out marker*
It's a good way to avoid dying and losing all of your stuff in your home plane though.
*lays back on ribcage slightly*
"Do eep those gracious hands occupied, Flashy."
Can it take me to hyperborea?
As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
Hey can you make this better i still dont have my pc.
I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
I am him>>49363
That sound intresting>>49367
Doesn't a bovine dick look like a tentacle?
A bit, I guess.
just figured out how to have Tracy go on long missions and still be able to feed her birds.
I swear if you fucking leave again
Sorry about that...
I'll try not to.. If meatspace doesn't get in the way.
Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
>>49371>pretending he doesn't like it
[flirtatious nightmare noises]
Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
[crushed paladin noises]
*gets up slightly, but not enough to let him escape*
>>49376>leaving her body vulnerable for 15 minutes at a time
Actually this could be pretty fun
*smushes under tracks of land*
[smushed reeeing sounds]
Depends on the item, probably a standard action>>49336
Fun fact, remember how I was saying movement should be double on the Ethereal plane? I got it mixed up with the Astral plane.>>49354>Crimson Skies
Oh that, that ended a while ago
Oh, and Torcuil spontaneously has an aneurism and dies.
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
Aneurysms can happen anywhere, anytime. That's what makes them so terrifying
>>49384>that ended a while ago
Wait, wat? Can we still chase the mage?
*takes 10 to fast mount horsey*
Like, a ring that activates on command, like a Ring of Spell Turning.
Can you not take any other moves while activating your item?>>49388>not rolling
*gets between legs*
Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update or
whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.>>49389
One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
Can Tracy activate her ring while she's running down this hallway?
"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
Spell resistance doesn't apply to area-affect spells, right?
Unless otherwise stated, yes>>49394
The temple is not spacious enough to allow riding a hoers
Surely you mean it isn't large enough to allow a horse to run
No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
*contemplates phasing through walls and making a bee-line towards the mage*
Maybe if he keeps his head down?
If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
[1d20 = 5]>>49404
Rolling to ride horse's ass
That's good enough with 10 ranks in Ride
>>49405>just barely high enough with the horseshoes
Would rolling to save from an aneuism be constition aassed?>>49373
Oh don't be sorry, it's fine if you have too but don't leave permantly if you have too. At least check in everyonce in a while>>49407>JRHNBR
.. Was I mistaken?
No, you're correct; I didn't realize "cover" riding was an option but,....
When I said "flank" I meant the side of her torso, but I guess that works too.>>49411
I tried to look for pictures of that, but I couldn't find any, even though I think the Mongols used it in battle
I know the maneuver you're talking about
Mongolians know where it's at.>lvl 20 Ranger
That was just an excuse to post that pic..
It's from the 2016 World Nomad Games.
Good show, imo.
When you play the Civ 4 Realism Invictus mod on an Earth Map, often the Mongolians or the Bactrians (a Central Asian civilization) will happen upon a unit promotion that gives their fast horse archer units several extra first strikes. It's absolutely terrifying, they can kill your heavy infantry units without taking any damage at all, they'll conquer or burn pretty much everything and can send whole hordes into Europe
Infernuis's is a horse Dong.
[20d1 = 20]>>49419
Ah, good times
I'm not sure if you're referring to a videogame, but I distinctly recognize the battle strategy.
Ive only played civ 5
Yeah, kink aside Thez wasn't diggin' the tentacle penis. Hoers-cock was agreed upon>>49419
There was that one time
...With the Adolf mod
How do you not recognize "civ 4"?
The strategy is kill everyone>>49424
The mods to Civ 4 make it truly amazing
I Didnt want it either, im not trying to be chtulu.
Hey Brad change my flag to a swastika.
Civ 4 probably is (I would be shocked if it isn't). The mod is available for free on download
Sex with animals is pretty disgusting, really.
Unless it's a horse
Hence the hoers-cock
>GM still doesn't get all the links to certain areas which ought be kept hidden
I don't know how else to get to /test/, half of the time.
He's trying to summon a dev to grant him a wish, I believe
I just mean, every time there's a >/test/ link posted, I venture over to see if there's game-related material,... and am sad.
I conduct hypothetical battles with dice rolls on /test/ sometimes...
No need to apologize. I'm just saying I struggle to determine the intention. Knee-jerk, I assume that there's topical/relevant info.
>>49449Most of the time I'm just testing to see if I'm b&.
I hope to fight something juicy next weekend. I'm hungry for XP.
>>49451>Hungry for xp
You've said that already
>>49448>GM is never satisfied>>49450
Don't worry, the ginger/banshees pretty much guaranteed that
Can someone tell me what kind of creatures the jibbernigger from in the forest are? I've been trying to figure it out for 6 months.
Whelp, I can't say I haven't been preparing for this>>49454
I thought they were Gibberlings?
Well we are all here. Is everyone free?
I have a headache, but yeah, I'm free.
Who's to say I actually am here?
Not hardly. I have to be in bed 3 minutes ago I'm never on time, but still
You too. Don't worry, there will be murders tomorrow
But I have a night class
I wanna turn this dungeon to rubble asap.
Alright, well tomorrow will be the preliminary
murder. I don't know how long it will take the party to engage and resolve the significant murder. I can say tho that it won't be immediate.The temple is a bit of a beta-test desu, attempting to gauge "Yo, just how extensive of a dungeon is feasible/viable?"
Night thez and gm.
I just have class from 5:45 CT to 8:00 PM CT. Then free until Monday Afternoon
Noted, I'll avoid drinking until you're out of class Xp
>>49474i want to cum in princess luna
Thez likes sleeping in Infernius' pocket btw"Go to sleep faggot!" she admonishes
Some has gotta craft that Thez-holder/saddle asap. The image is too funny to pass-up.
We all do, we all doJust remember whose waifu she is>>49477
A very long time ago I was going to get Trumpaladin a strap so he could carry around Tracy like a rifle
This is why I think she should be smol sized.
Luna isn't my waifu, believe it or not.
I'm just really, really, really serious about the one-waifu rule.
The file name for that one was created as a companion to another file and filename when I originally posted it a few months ago. Pic related is the other file, which shows that the 56666 post I made beat out a post you tried to make for the 6666 post>>49479
I guess I can kind of see it
He was able to throw her in the second encounter of the game, so she has to be pretty light.
Then who is your waifu?
It's a classic maneuver known as the waifu toss. It's difficult to say exactly how big she is, but more than 50 lbs and less than 100 lbs
I'm still unsure about what I want to do with this character after he's reached level 20. Until then, I'll advance him in Paladin, but after that?
The Divine Emissary Epic Prestige Class looks just about ideal. The problem is, it has a prerequisite base attack bonus of 23, which is not available at level 21. The High Proselytizer class looks even more desirable, but it requires "the ability to cast 5th level divine spells" which is absolutely impossible for any class besides a level 9+ cleric, because the Paladin spell list ends at the 4th level. He's not even remotely eligible for any other SRD epic prestige class, or even any SRD prestige class.
Epic Paladin exists, but damn it's meh. It only gives half the base attack bonus of the heavy fighter class-type I want, and I won't even get the base attack of 23 until the 25th level. It also gives piss poor bonuses to saving throws. There's no extra smite until 6 levels are taken, and no new spells. It does have the benefits of having the normal class skills, a bonus epic feat after 3 levels (which I love) and the levels stack with the smite and lay of hands ability, so there's that.
So basically that leaves multiclassing. The shortest rout to base attack of 23 is through taking levels in Ranger or Fighter. Ranger has better reflex saving throws than Fighter, and if I'm going to invest three levels in fighter, I may as well give him 4 levels so he can be eligible for the sexy +2 damage bonus from the Weapon Specialization Feat (which is exclusive to Fighters). He could also gain the fighter bonus feast needed as a prerequisite to Legendary Dreadnaught. On the other hand, he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then). Neither ranger nor fighter have Diplomacy or sense motive as class skills, which is annoying. Another alternative is giving him 4 levels in Rogue, which would allow him to gain a gorrilion skill points, do 2d6 sneak attack damage (he's not stealthy, so maybe not that useful, but damn it would be fun to add to a Smite Evil strike), and also that uncanny dodge ability, which is nice. It's a tiny bit annoying that Rogue adds smaller hit die, but it's okay I guess
Reflex saves don't increase via class after ebin level. It increases, but not by class.>2d6 sneak attack damageCome to the dark side and immediately get 7d6 Sneak Attack damage. Make mounted Sneak Attacks from Tracy's Smoke Concealment.>he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then).
I can't imagine what kind of monster an ebin-level Druid Would have if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5, desu...
The one waifu rule is the best rule, any more than one is Negro tier.
Polygamy is for mudslimes.
A waifu is sacred beyond measure: one cannot divide his commitment.
This isnt a personal attack on brad either, its the truth hitler would be disgusted that people have more than one waifu
>>49476>tfw when i went to sleep after thez said to>>49488
Who is your waifu?
>>49487>if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5
We started the game at level 12>Reflex saves don't increase
Well that doesn't make much sense. Even with Divine grace and a cloak of resistance, he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath, never mind a great wyern>>49487>>49488
He'd of changed his mind if they had ponies
>>49491>he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath
That's because Ancient Red Dragons are insanely powerful, and their breath weapon is like a volcano erupting at you
Saves do increase after lvl 20, but not the same way they do pre-ebin lvl:https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Epic_Level_Basics
Ebin lvl changes the game pretty drastically: it's where the real legend begins.
No he wouldn't, and it is nigger tiee open your fucking eyes you are being kiked.
Hitler would be able to tell which pony were the best for him, and would be committed to her.
Well fuck that. May as well just go straight Epic Paladin then>>49493
Well someone's jelly>>49494
It is complete commitment, just to multiple ponies
Im not jelly, thats kike logic.
Im trying to help my fellow whites get unkiked.
>>49495>complete commitment>multiple poniesPick one.
To be completely committed is to put one pony above all others
; to revere to a single pony a /bestpone/. By having two, even if equally committed, you deny them total commitment by being committed to another.
Stahp. No natural armor
Fae gets it, why shouldn't Tracy?
In pony form, because that was never agreed to. In full form, because the 3.5 edition already gives Nightmares an unreasonably high natural armor bonus that is very nearly equal to Fae's buffed AC
Fae already has twice the natural armor as a standard mount.>that was never agreed to
Wasn't she supposed to get everything from the class but the Str increase and the hit dice?
We can discuss the privileges of Church Membership, but no, she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form, only Command and the Empathic Link (and probably Improved Evasion and shared saving throws, but I don't know).
The benefit in full form is that not only is she a Nightmare, she's a greater
Nightmare. A beast that is larger and stronger than most dragons below the adult stage. In fact, I did some math. A Cauchemar deals 52 damage if all attacks hit in a round, whereas a Juvenile Silver Dragon only deals 42, and also has a lower AC. In fact, a Cauchemar Nightmare has a CR rating of 11, which makes it the same as a Young Adult Blue Dragon, a Juvenile Gold Dragon, and well, a lot of shit. And while we're on the subject, even though a dragon is 33% faster in a straight line, it's not even remotely close to being as maneuverable as a Cauchemar
A Cauchemar also has the same CR as an Adult
GM, did you say the cattle prod was ranged or melee?
>>49507>she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form
Why? There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae.>>49509
Yeah, he said melee.
Might be able to upgrade it into a ranged rod, if you work on it long enough though.
>>49511>There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae
If you were a god, would you just give free super powers to a rogue of opposite alignment who will just use it to do things contrary to your mission, or is even willing to go find other gods to serve - gods with opposing values and goals?
>>49507>Comparing Nightmares to teenage dragons
Nightmares are the superior species.
Equine master race.
Maybe I cnn come to a compremise where Pence Memes cause it to shoot arcs, but usally its just a cattle prod
Well, yes, but my point is that the arrangement as it is is already a pretty sweet deal for both parties, and you should be satisfied
It doesn't work that way: a paladin's mount advances by the paladin's powers, not necessarily by any deity. You're confusing paladins with clerics again.>free super powers
If he's fine giving her the extra juice to maximize the fiendish-transformation ability that she augmented her body with using the essence stole from a demon, I doubt standard features of the underling class are off of the table.
from a demon and a devil, actually
Give it the power to zap people when they're acting like faggots.
Okay, well while she's not mounted she's not a mount>I doubt standard features of the underling class are off the table
For a loyal church member, of course they are not off the table. Mounted form makes a difference because then she's at least being observed
by someone who is trusted
She was just baptised: did that not mean anything?
Not if she's going to immediately leave the church and join God knows what other different religion
>>49520>while she's not mounted she's not a mount
They've been using empathetic link for months.
Why does it apply to some abilities but not others? I've been operating under the assumption that everything but the Str and Extra HD worked.>>49523
So tshe only got nerfed that day?
Because anon, you get some haxx, but you don't get infinite haxx. You don't get every single cheat you want.
Yes, empathic link operates continuously. I just said that a few posts ago in >>49507
As for nerfs and benefits, I don't know. I'm not GM, and I never would have approved the 6 or so Supernatural abilities you cheated your way into a couple months ago.
I would say that it opens the door to benefits though, but these benefits have very basic requirements to them like not immediately joining a different church
>>49525>emphatic link operates continuously
So does spell resistance.>church
Mounts are not normally church members: that's not a regular requirement.
She's not using +10 Natural Armor so she can go serve Azathoth or Rockwell or whatever other god you want her to follow, let me put it that way. +6 Natural armor to serve Elway or at least, to be neutral, then sure
I only wanted to find another divine source to replace the powers that got nerfed that day: as far as she's concerned, getting gatorade-poisoning has only been a detriment on her abilities so far.
>>49526>Mounts are not normally church members
Mounts don't go joining and serving opposing religions either
If the Knights Templar found that their horses had somehow converted to Islam and also would slip away to serve Jihad or what have you, the Knights Templar wouldn't have said "here's some nice armor for you while you go">>49528
You just want more. You'd do it even if it gave more superpowers. That was a story-line excuse for a nerf that should have happened regardless
If being a member of a church only downgrades her, why would she be part of it?
First off, that shouldn't be the sufficient condition to downgrade, the "upgrade" should never have existed in the first place, or at least, should have "worn off over the passage of time." Second, it really should be a precondition to marriage. Finally, who said there are only downsides?
>>49531>who said there are only downsides?
What's the upgrade?
We'll figure that part out
>>49531>should have "worn off over the passage of time."
When was that said?
I was talking about how I would have explained it. It was bullshit to begin with
>>49536>It was bullshit to begin with
So is you getting a Dragonne instead of a horse, and being able to say football at will.
I did not ask for either of those, Football is once per day not
at will, and both you and GM were making fun of Fae for being weak before I figured out how to use the existing set of rules to get more power out of her
>Torc softly hums shadilay while using Snek like a beanbag chair.
They're still out-of-class special abilities though.
How is Tracy's transformation any different?
Because of the degree. You want Etherealness at will
, A supernatural smoke breath weapon that operates as a free action
, a perfect smoke screen that gives concealment and you can see through
, and you want to stack this with rogue special abilities. And
you want to set the scenery on fire at will. And
you want the ability to fly very fast
and good maneuverability. And
you want the much, much high strength these forms give, and to use a magical weapon while doing this.
you want Dark vision, and
you want Astral projection
None of that satisfied you though. You wanted more and more and more free haxx, with ideas like eating every creature that exists and so forth
Her ability is basically just limited Shapechange.
You do plenty of things that bend standard rules too, like wearing two suits of armor, and then stacking that AC with the deflection bonus from your bracers.
First off, a shape change doesn't do that. It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities, only the other abilities. And I never asked for the stacked armor bonus, it was just given. You, by contrast, keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I counted four different had requests in a single Wednesday earlier this month. It's like "if you give a mouse a cookie" with you
>>49545>It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities
Yes it does.
Why dont you appreciate all you have instead of trying to get tracys thing taken away? Its almost like you are a communist.
Polymorph and Alternate form don't
I'm sick of hearing about it.
All the players got haxx, including you.
I do appreciate it. He just keeps relentlessly asking for hand outs
It is none of those things: it's a unique ability.
You don't appreciate, you just beg and beg and beg relentlessly for more
Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy>>49554
Okay, you're pushy and demand handouts. All the same
>>49555>Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy
Same with you.
>>49555>playing in a way adverse to my goals
What are your goals? How have I got in the way of any of them?
Contrary to you, I've actually made very little progress in the role that I wanted to play: a soccer-playing serial killer. It's not that I could't do those at any time, but that I never wanted to cause party drama.>>49555>demand
I demand nothing. I take what I can get.
tbh, I'm entirely fine with hearing that Tracy doesn't actually get the underling class features, or that her powers have been nerfed for whatever reason; but you
the Anon I want to hear that from.
Stop acting like it's your job to levy the rules.
Precisely. It would've stupid not to think of her as the villain>I take what I can get
Look, if your begging for cheats, demanding cheats, or just cheating when you can cheat, it's all the same. It goes very far beyond just a few things to make the game more fun. It makes the game much less fun when I have to compete with that - and am entirely unable to - when you want to take a unicorn and hide her or when you're trying to steal the entire set of loot
Why are you being hostile? When has Trumpaladin ever been hostile to Infernius?
>>49509GM blinks his eyes in total non-comprehension.
There's a cattle prod?
Trumpaladin is a conservative, Infernuis is a nationalist socialists. The ideology dont really get along.
My personal ideology, in terms relationships to different value systems, is "don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yours." Trumpaladin, shrewd pragmatist, wants only peace. No need for fear or violence
The one he got before the party went after Infernius.
He only ever used it while he was absent and Infernius rolled a 20 for Torc to use it on him.
>deleting comments you disagree with
Because I'm not going to spend my entire class on my phone arguing with you,
You don't have to. It's not an argument.
>>49564>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or your
I never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
Ikr. I had to step away for a moment then.
I came back, read it, and I was in fucking tears
It's not often that you watch someone roll a 20 against themselves.
Its not often you see infernius' faggot roll a 20
Totally not here currently
I'm completely out for over an hour
Don't worry, I remember
Will we have time to advance tonight?
I thought I heard we were going to do something tonight. I guess I was mistaken.
You're not mistaken, I just wasn't certain what you meant.
So what are we doing then?
>mfw think for a moment and can't even remember the last time I made a successful Sneak Attack
..I need more living enemies in isolated locations...
>Torc sits up and guides snek towards Thez
Presumably most threats to inter-city commerce and resource extraction fit that description, being either bandits, magical beasts, or animals. They will need to be entirely cleared out in the civilizing mission
Tracy continues running, phasing through Fae and Infernius.
i want to be a Witcher so much...
That'll cost an action and we don't know where the guy is. Just run past or through them
She has the quickening feat: it's a free action.
Come again? When did this happen?
>>49594>Just run past or through them
Not worth the risk of slowing down.
I'll lose my mind if this faggot gets away.>>49596
Quicken spell-like ability was the second feat I selected for her after Improved Sunder.
Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)
Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?>>49597
I don't think that's true, but eh
Even if it costed an action, I doubt she couldn't do it while running.
>>49598>there is an entire horde of Devourers
Then they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500. But
it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
>>49601>Running is a full round action
She already walks
at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.>Ethereal plane slows movement by half
She's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.>>49602>attack of opportunity
Trample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
Yes. She needs to walk
fast down several hallways>I'll take the risk
Why? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked>momentarily
It will last a full round
I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
I do tend to drink when its on, and since you're here now>>49604
She does not walk
at 100'/round. She moves
at 100'/round without penalty.>>49598
Yeah, she hasn't learned about the anchor yet.
Can she do a full-round movement at 2x speed without penalty?
[3d20 = 16]>>49606
infernuis full round tickles thez
>>49605>It will last a full round
It doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
I mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
No! That's why its the base movement rate>>49611
But you're describing 2 free actions, which if you look under the listing for quickened spell like ability, you will note that it says 1x/round, even though its a quick action.
Wait, does ending the jaunt count as an action?
Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left
We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
>>49614>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
The party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to pet snek cause I'm bored
Anyways, I think the trajectory in Pic related is the single most likely path of the mage. Actually, I think it's more likely he went downstairs, but close enough
>>49622>I think it's more likely he went downstairs
I do too, but I wanna meet whatever's at the end of this hallway.
Torc is going with Thez.
[1d100 = 29]>>49613
Ending the jaunt? Do you mean to waive it away?>>49617
Whatever muscle she needs to flex to become material again.
That's not how it works. The spell duration is per caster level, which as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice, which means 17, which means 17 rounds.
>>49627>as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice
The creature description says it's 20th caster lvl.
So, she can't end the jaunt early?
Then are we agreed on going to the fork?>>49627
It says in the description it functions as if caster level 20, and she could jaunt back
They'll just sink through the floor to go downstairs if they don't find anything.
>>49626>happy Snek noises
I'd really rather not walk through an ambush if that could be avoided
I want to do something
Sorry, was looking at the Ethereal Jaunt spell description. Okay, so she could jaunt back, but she would still be limited to one quick-ability(spell) per round.
Sure, but let's do a something that doesn't end horribly
If the quickened ability were a free action, could she use it again as a standard action in the same round?
*sits on Trumpaladin because bored*
If you are hellbent intent on jaunting, then at least use it to cut through the unexplored room. That just might get to the fork in a single round
>>49638>cut through the unexplored room
Risky, but interesting.
Be ready to turn.
>>49641>every bread in a fucking nutshell
Lazy recoloration of Infernius in his armor.
Nah its fucking everyone mate
Slightly better version
So seriously though. Trump seems to want to have "cover-ridden" Tracy, down the hall to the right, right? He already barely
made his ride check, I'm just confirming direction.
That looks like what it it.
He's currently hitching a ride on Tracy's butt.
Yes. Right from their perspective, left from our perspective. I think crouching or lying down on horse (rather than sitting up) is the most graceful way of accomplishing this
BTW, I gots rabbit up if u wants musics or "discrete GM interactions" no lewd
Trump and Tracy round the obscured corner and find themselves at another corner. A long hallway greets them, with a variety of doors that are heavily barred and reinforced. Oh dear, it looks like dimeterium.
Tracy should roll her trap-sense.>>49654
He's elsewhere in board
[1d20+25 = 27]>>49655
Rolling to sense Traps
Shit... I hope that's good enough.
"Now why would they make these rooms so strong and with Dimetrium? I think it must be a prison of sorts"
"This stuff is more valuable than platinum. I'm taking these doors home when we get the chance."
Tracy gets a slight sense that something might be amiss, as the doorway behind her is barred with a gate of similar dimeterium. As the gate falls, it completes a complex sequence of runes and inscriptions that have been meticulously carved in and around the area. The whole area begins to glow softly from the luminescent writing.
"I think you're missing the point..."
Well, they obviously didn't want anyone or anything using magick in this vicinity."
Meanwhile, a series of other crashes and booms and omenous sounds are heard by the remainder of the party in their various positions.
"What is this writing?"
"Uh guys?">distressed snek noises
[1d20+5 = 15]>>49664
Rolling Knowledge Arcana to recognize writing.
Summon Fae to the Door, and ask her to cast "Comprehend Languages" (first level cleric spell) and read this shit
Also, remind me to astral project into Hades if I ever have a question about magick: NPC nightmares have 21 ranks in it, for some reason.
>>49663>"Fae, if you're not still frightened by the Gingers, could you be a dear and come over here and read these inscriptions with your new cleric powers?"
It's not like there's a library in the Tower or anything
It is unrecognizable.>>49667>. . .
I have other reasons.
You don't get free astral projection abilities just cause you want them
>>49671>"Are you still frightened?"
She has the ability.
Does the gate ahead appear passable?
No she doesn't>>49676
No strength check on the door behind us?
Why would she go backwards?
[1d20+9 = 18]
Rolling a listen check for Snek
>>49674>. . .>>49676
The previous gate? No. Its an absurdly sturdy portcullis with interlocking horizontal bars. The writing on the portcullis aligns with the writing on the wall.
Is there a gate ahead of them?
No, she does not have free astral projection abilities, except in Cauchemar form
When transformed she does.
No, she does not have a gorrilion Super natural abilities just cause
She can transform by herself at least once per day.
She can transform, but she doesn't get a gorrilion free supernatural abilities just cause you want everything
That makes no sense from a story perspective. The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state. An opposite in terms of state of mind
>>49689>The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state.
She get's so angry her spirit flies right out of her body.
Well that's a bunch of bullshit
Anyways, either make a strength check on the door behind them or advance forward and look through the portals
"I don't think that door is a deliberate trap. I think it's a safety mechanism for a hallway full of rooms that imprison dangerous undead"
"Can't the guys here control those things though? By the looks of the material, it was made to keep things out."
>>49691>that's a bunch of bullshit
I will roleplay the fuck out of it.
[1d20+25 = 41]>>49692
Search check to check for traps
"I don't know, but I am betting this is a prison cell block of a sort. Now you can either bust down the door, we can try to lift the door, I can try to sunder it with a sword, we can wait for Infernius to bust it down, or we can wait for Fae to get over her kikkinocephalicphobia and come over here and read these walls"
Now see that, that would have detected the intricate and obnoxious Dimeterium trap. Too bad
The sword's magick won't work on dimerterium; you'd have to use brute force, which GM said was a no-go.
It's only forward from now on.
Then you can make her take potions and listen to Mi Cherri Armor and shit to pull it off rather than BS it as a free at will ability
What's ahead of them?
If brute force does not at first succeed, then you clearly aren't applying enough of it. If we can get Tracechemar and
Fae on it, then you've got a combined total of about 90 strength on that door
Hey, with a carefully-worded Wish and enough XP, could we, feasibly, just turn Tracy into a Nightmare permanently and do away with this dumb argument altogether?
Wish can technically do anything.
If it can't give you more than a +1 ability point increase with a single casting, then it doesn't have the power to end this argument
Walk down the hallway and look into the portals
It can end the argument about when her abilities apply.
According to what I've read, it can potentially be used to change a character's race, at a risk.
As she walks forward, Tracy notices initially of the first door and then increasingly of the doors further on. They all have small windows.
[1d20+25 = 43]>>49709
Search check to carefully
glance through window.
All of the supernatural abilities and powers of a Nightmare give it a Level adjustment of +4. Those abilities are as valuable as four levels
. So if you want to sacrifice 4 rouge or blackguard or assassin levels to convert to a nightmare, minus the hitdie, skills, saving throws, and feats, then you can do it. Or sacrifice 10 levels and get the hit die, skills, and feats.
Four levels to be able to use all of those abilities infinitely?
Its never been done before in this capacity, so naturally I'm in favor
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?
Make her pay for the hitdie too, unless it's just the Sus. You have to pay 4 hitdie plus the +2 level adjustment for a centaur
Tracy already has 17 hit dice.
Then she has quite a bit to sacrifice now doesn't she? If you play as a centuar or a (full srd) minotaur, you start off with 4 or six racial hitdie, in addition to the level ajustment cost. And the same in recruiting a cohort. So too it should be with a racial transformation
>>49718>So too it should be with a racial transformation
It doesn't say so in the spell description. The XP cost refers to how much it takes to cast the spell.
If you were to cast it as an ebin spell with the transform seed, it'd just take a few more days and maybe a spellcraft DC of 30-35 to develop.
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?
Are you talking about that "Transform" post you made and deleted 14 minutes ago? If you're going by that, it would have a transform DC of at minimum 51 because there are a minimum of 3 Supernatural abilities on a nightmare. It also wouldn't necessarily transform her into a Nightmare with 17 levels in Rogue either. Possibly no levels in Rogue and Blackguard and whatever>Creatures without level adjustment
You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf? Why would you want to do that?
Spellcraft DCs can be reduced by turning the spell into a ritual with multiple casters as well.
>>49720>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
>>49721>All of this linking to your own posts
If you wish to communicate to another human being, then reply to their posts. If you wish to communicate to yourself, then just think it. Talk to yourself if you are lonely.>>49722
Those creatures have costly level adjustments too. Cool things are costly
Banshees arent white are they?
No, they're ginger
>>49723>Those creatures have costly level adjustments too.
How would you quantify them?
And since when does a Wish have an XP adjustment anyway?>>49724
I've been contemplating this longer than I care to admit..
But whites can have red hair and freckles too.
They are white, but without souls
So, um, can we look into Portal windows in the hall?
I approve and purpose a genocide.
First portal down the straight of the hallway, on the right side from our perspective, on his left. I feel like Tracy would look in the one on the opposite side>>49736
The mental image is exquisite
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
>>49719Fuse Trumpaladin to her back, while you're at it.