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Comfy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49079
every-womans-nightmare-trump-as-incubus-800.jpg

Anonymous
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No.49080
49081
bones.jpg
doot.png
Butler standing by
Mrs. sentry
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No.49081
49083
>>49080
>"DOOT!"
Anonymous
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No.49082
see_you_in_season_five_by_dm29-d7hbhtw.png

Anonymous
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No.49083
49092
>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
Anonymous
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No.49084
49085
So can we clear the hallway?
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No.49085
49092
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
spJyI
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No.49086
[1d20 = 11]

qIxZh
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No.49087
49088
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!

Cunt punt dwarf!
spJyI
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No.49088
49089
[1d20+43 = 62]
>>49087
Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
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No.49089
49090 49091 49167
>>49088
I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
\r
Anonymous
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No.49090
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>49089
HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
Anonymous
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No.49091
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek


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No.49092
49093 49094
[2d20 = 21]
>>49083
"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085
[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
Anonymous
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No.49093
>>49092
"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
Anonymous
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No.49094
49095 49096 49097
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49095
>>49094
*Stink-eye*
Anonymous
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No.49096
49099
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49097
49167
>>49094
*murderous glare*
Anonymous
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No.49098
49099 49100
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49099
49101
>>49096
Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts
>>49098
*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
Mrs. sentry
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No.49100
49102 49106
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
Anonymous
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No.49101
49103 49104
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"

*rubs horse cunt*\\

*death glare at Thez*
Anonymous
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No.49102
49106 49108
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49103
49106
>>49101
*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
Anonymous
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No.49104
49106
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49105
49110
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
Anonymous
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No.49106
49107
>>49102
>>49100
"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"

>>49103
*rubs horse and not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"

>>49104
*Glare*
Anonymous
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No.49107
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49108
49109
>>49102
>crimson sky
Interesting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
Anonymous
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No.49109
>>49108
Old-school Meridian 59
Mrs. sentry
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No.49110
49111
>>49105
*Hums to self while turning spit*
Anonymous
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No.49111
49112 49115
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49112
49113 49114
>>49111
"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
Anonymous
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No.49113
49115
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
Anonymous
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No.49114
>>49112
"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
Mrs. sentry
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No.49115
49117
64892__grimdark_grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_blushing_grayscale_hematolagnia_-fwslash-mlp-fwsla.jpg
>>49111
"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113
"I do dubstep sometimes.."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49116
49118
*honey-glazes bull*
Anonymous
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No.49117
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>49115
"Uh, okay"
Anonymous
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No.49118
49119 49120
>>49116
"He's gonna be so sad,"

Anonymous
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No.49119
49121 49123
>>49118
"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49120
>>49118
"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
Anonymous
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No.49121
49122
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."

Anonymous
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No.49122
49126
>>49121
"When you harassed my waifu's"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49123
49124
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Anonymous
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No.49124
49125
4189.jpg
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49125
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124
*Rocks hips*

spJyI
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No.49126
49127
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
SJs+h
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No.49127
49129
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>49126
Jedi mind powers
Mrs. sentry
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No.49128
*marinates*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49129
49130
>>49127
Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
Anonymous
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No.49130
49132
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)

And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
Mrs. sentry
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No.49132
49134
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.

*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49133
49136
>>48132 →
Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
Anonymous
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No.49134
>>49132
"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49136
>>49133
He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
qIxZh
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No.49137
49138 49139
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49138
image.jpeg
>>49137
I think that actually worked
7spzf
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No.49139
49140
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49140
49142
>>49139
You win this time...

[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Anonymous
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No.49141
49143
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Anonymous
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No.49142
49143
>>49140
"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49143
49144
>>49141
I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142
*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
Anonymous
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No.49144
49145
>>49143
*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49145
49146
>>49144
*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
Anonymous
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No.49146
49147
>>49145
*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
Mrs. sentry
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No.49147
49148 49149
>>49146
*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
Anonymous
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No.49148
49149
>>49147
Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
Anonymous
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No.49149
>>49147
>>49148
*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Anonymous
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No.49150
49151 49152
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
Mrs. sentry
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No.49151
>>49150
>Burn
He is being carefully roasted to perfection.
Anonymous
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No.49152
49153
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
Anonymous
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No.49153
49154
>>49152
"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49154
49155
>>49153
*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
Anonymous
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No.49155
>>49154
*continues sexing horse ass*
Anonymous
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No.49156
*seeds his steed*
Anonymous
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No.49167
49168
>>49089
>>49097
If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
Anonymous
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No.49168
49169 49170
>>49167
Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49169
>>49168
"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49170
49171 49187
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
Anonymous
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No.49171
49172
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
Anonymous
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No.49172
49173 49187
>>49171
"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
Anonymous
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No.49173
49174
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49174
49175 49187
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49175
49176
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49176
49177 49187
>>49175
"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
Anonymous
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No.49177
49178
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Anonymous
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No.49178
49179 49187
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
Anonymous
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No.49179
49180
>>49178
She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
Anonymous
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No.49180
49181
>>49179
"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
Anonymous
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No.49181
49182
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49182
1516401664125-0.jpg
>>49181

Anonymous
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No.49183
49185 49197
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.

Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Anonymous
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No.49185
>>49183
Im not sorry
Anonymous
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No.49187
vy4MXBx.png
>>49170
>>49172
>>49174
>>49176
>>49178
"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49189
49198
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
Anonymous
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No.49190
49191
>>48198 →
I think that means it's superior for sundering
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49191
49192
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49192
>>49191
I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
7spzf
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No.49196
49198
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
7spzf
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No.49197
49198
>>49183
Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
Anonymous
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No.49198
49199
>>49189
When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.
>>49196
Accessory source books?
>>49197
I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49199
49200 49202
>>49198
>Accessory source books?
Book of Exalted Deeds, Book of Vile Darkness, etc.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49200
49202 49203
>>49199
But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49201

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49202
>>49199
>>49200
I was looking for excepts from Champions of Ruin, but it looks like I can't Jew my way out of paying for that..
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49203
49204
>>49200
I found the Draconomicon in pdf a few nights ago
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49204
49205
>>49203
I just thought of asking 8chan. 8/tg/ is like 70% piracy share threads.
Anonymous
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No.49205
49206
>>49204
At least get some good stuff to share with us
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
Anonymous
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No.49206
49207 49208 49249
PC.gif
>>49205
Must you w/ lazy town?
Anonymous
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No.49207
>>49206
So I take it you don't like cooking cakes by the book?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49208
49209 49210
cube of shar.gif
>>49206
I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion (divegrass), but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49209
>>49208
Shar did create Shadowfell, so that'd fit the Nightmare theme I'm going for.
Anonymous
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No.49210
49211 49212 49214
image.png
>>49208
If she needs a religion just join Football. The Denver Broncos go great with everything
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49211
49213
>>49210
Last time she did something with that church, her powers got nerfed...
Anonymous
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No.49212
49214
Milo19.png
>>49210
EVERYTHING
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49213
49215 49216
image.png
>>49211
You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49214
>>49212
>>49210
Amen though.
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49215
>>49213
*cauchemar
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49216
49217
neutral_evil.jpg
>>49213
>There's so much more power to be had
Really? Gib!
qIxZh
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No.49217
49218
>>49216
Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/ and swear off anime if you want more of the truly good stuff
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49218
49219
Fuck me like one of your palestinian girls.png
praise football.png
a mare's wet dream.png
shig dig.png
drawtism 2.png
>>49217
Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
qIxZh
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No.49219
>>49218
You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49220
49222
wet dream.png
>Blogpost
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
>blogpost
That was supposed to be my get...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49221
49222
a3572523e1a449709463ba458e6688aa-imagepng.png
riding a football through space.png
make sports fun again.png
when the quarterback consents.png
me ur mum.png
Ah, memories..
Anonymous
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No.49222
49224
>>49220
I noticed. We gave the digits to you anyways

>>49221
>Pic one
Uh... huh?
Anonymous
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No.49223
49225
Oekaki.png
You guys don't know how privileged you are to get quality content like this.
Anonymous
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No.49224
>>49222
Checked.
It wasn't the same..... The post-steal shitposting was worth it though.
Anonymous
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No.49225
>>49223
Yeah.........

quality...
Anonymous
7yN/N
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No.49227
49230 49233 49235
milo shocked.png
bronco_sentry.png
milo_shrug.png

Anonymous
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No.49228
49229 49233
Hey, Trump's faggot, have you read any of the Wizards of the Coast publications for Paladin prestige classes? Some of them are pretty cool.

Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
Anonymous
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No.49229
49233
>>49228
*Because of the required stats for Great Smiting
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49230
49231 49233
>>49227
The back of her mane doesn't have red between the orange and the blue.
Anonymous
7yN/N
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No.49231
49232
>>49230
shit, I knew something looked off. I'll fix it and repost later.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49232
49233 49254
>>49231
Her mane is different too: she's not just an RD recolor.

(user is only 86% football so opinion discarded)
Anonymous
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No.49233
49234 49237
>>49227
YES! Praise Be!

>>49230
(USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)

>>49228
I have not yet read any of that.

>>49229
Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways

>>49232
>Talking back to Elway Mod
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49234
49237
>>49233
Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49235
49236
grumpy milo1.png
Milo Praying3.png
>>49227
I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49236
>>49235
Yeah, they still need work...

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49237
49238 49240
>>49233
>>49234
Actually, I think you might like it.
Everything stacks with Paladin, except for Turning.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_guard
http://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/gray-guard/index.html
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49238
49257
>>49237
It's from The Perfect Scoundrel.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49240
49241
>>49237
Neat. Reminds me of the Radicals of the Inquisition in Warhammer 40k
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49241
49242
>>49240
The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49242
49243
1507334921623.jpg
>>49241
If he ever loses optimism, I know now where to take him
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49243
49246
>>49242
It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49246
49247 49250
>>49243
Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49247
49248
>>49246
That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49248
>>49247
Well, not so much haxx, because it's well-developed.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49249
49250 49251
>>49206
https://youtu.be/3gHHq-pUuSQ
Anonymous
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No.49250
49252
>>49246
Not quite, there's a table for ebin saving throw advancement, but yeah on the mount hit dice
>>49249
e_e


Anonymous
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No.49251
>>49249
Meh
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49252
49254 49259
>>49250
Would you happen to have a pdf of white power by rockwell the mighty?
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49253
49259
Stay safe gm i hear there a Tsunami coming.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49254
49256
>>49232
10/10 edit
>>49252
I don't, but I do have Mein Kampf in .pdf
Anonymous
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No.49256
49262
>>49254
Do you have Democracy the god that failed?
Anonymous
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No.49257
49258
>>49238
The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49258
>>49257
What is that another rpg?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49259
49260
>>49252
https://archive.org/details/WhitePower1967-GeorgeLincolnRockwellPDF-BookAudiobook
>>49253
Bah, we're only suppose to get 7 inches. Oh that, nah, I'm way too inland.

Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49260
>>49259
3 minutes in and my Germanic blood is boiling.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49262
>>49256
Nope
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49263
49264 49266 49268
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49264
49265
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>49263
"...Say what now?"
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49265
49267 49268 49271
>>49264
This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats, dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49266
>>49263
>inhale
"Boi"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49267
a13a7a75493109542d2967b5ffcc3215.jpg
>>49265
Redistribute XP.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49268
>>49263
>>49265
"Wut?"
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49269
>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49271
49275
>>49265
Or maybe I misinterpreted. I am not sure
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49272
49274
>>49270
Wut?
"Wut?"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49273
>>>/test/
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49274
>>49272
What did I miss?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49275
49277
>>49271
???
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49276
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49277
49278
>>49275
Thez is giving up 13 lvls to get back magic.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49278
49279
>>49277
Yeah, I was just wondering about Trump's faggot.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49279
>>49278
I dunno about that.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49281
49282 49283
>>49280
Well she has to shed the levels SOME way.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49282
49283
>>49281
Also, I want to try them out.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49283
49284
7a9211e2240ae6e398e6b418e59b6a67.jpg
>>49281
>>49282
No, screw your censorship.
I'm not about to pass-up a chance to use those abyssal claws for what their meant for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it down the drain.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49284
49285
>>49283
No cannibalizing GM's character for your own advancement
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49285
49286 49287
>>49284
First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49286
49288
>>49285
No, you earn your advancement through surviving dangerous encounters, faggot
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49287
49289
>>49285
And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49288
49290
>>49286
>earn
I'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again, that's not what's going on.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49289
49293
>>49287
F...
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49290
49291
>>49288
You're confusing character with player again. A player should never cheat or steal
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49291
49292
>>49290
How does a player "steal"?
Also
>implying
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49292
>>49291
Ask yourself that
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49293
49294 49296 49300
>>49289
"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49294
49295
>>49293
Should've blown it all on Wishes...
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49295
>>49294
This
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49296
49297 49329
>>49293
Does this mean we'll get 5o fight something big enough for her to level-up soon?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49297
>>49296
*to fight
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49298
49299
*flexes claws*
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49299
49301
>>49298
"I'd rather kill things"
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49300
49329
>>49293
*puts thez into my pocket*
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49301
49303 49304
>>49299
"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters
*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes]
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49303
49305
>>49301
*is somewhat frighten by demon horse*

"Y-yes ma'am"

*starts sexing demon horse again*
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49304
49306
1516250327081.gif
>>49301

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49305
49306
>>49303
"~Ah.. Good boy..."
[Relaxed, blissful monster noises]
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49306
49307
>>49304
>>49305
[Man on Mare sex noises]
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49307
49308
>>49306
[At-ease monster noises]
"Yeeeeeessssssss... Pay good attention to those tracks of land, hoo-man.."
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49308
49309
>>49307
*plows*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49309
49310
>>49308
[*Snorts smoke in approval*]
SJs+h
?
No.49310
49311
>>49309
*rubs horse clit with fingers while still deep in*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49311
49312
>>49310
"~Hmmmmm...! That's not going to get you out from under there any faster, eff why eye." She coos teasingly
"Now put your hands back on those tracks."
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49312
49313
>>49311
*sighs*

"Okay..."

*puts hands on horse rump*
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49313
49314
>>49312
>Doesn't know what tracks of land are
her teats. They're swollen.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49314
49315
>>49313
"please no bully... I thought they were different on a horse than a human..."

*pulls out an empty potion flask to collect mare milk in*
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49315
49317
>>49314
"Actually... what have you been eating? Eww, nah"

*puts flask up*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49316
49318
Random factiod about 5th century mare-milking (Warning: Will ruin mood):
>Kumis is an ancient beverage. Herodotus, in his 5th-century BC Histories, describes the Scythians processing of mare's milk:
>Now the Scythians blind all their slaves, to use them in preparing their milk. The plan they follow is to thrust tubes made of bone, not unlike our musical pipes, up the vulva of the mare, and then to blow into the tubes with their mouths, some milking while the others blow. >They say that they do this because when the veins of the animal are full of air, the udder is forced down. The milk thus obtained is poured into deep wooden casks, about which the blind slaves are placed, and then the milk is stirred round. That which rises to the top is drawn off, and considered the best part; the under portion is of less account.
I fucking love reading history.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49317
49318
>>49315
[sad monster noises]
"..Black mare's milk is supposed to be really valuable..."
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49318
49319
>>49316
"Uh... I can't really blow from my position. Take this instead"
*thrusts penis*

>>49317
"Aww. Okay..."

*takes flask back out*

*puts hand on teat*

*begins to milk mare*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49319
49320
>>49318
They're supposedly really, really difficult to milk normally, but I think you've found a special trick.
"~Mmmmmhh..! Oh, yes, keep doing that..! They've been so, so sore lately, and I could never reach them we'll enough..! ... Fuck, yes!"
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49320
>>49319
*Continues thrusting penis to relax mare*

"There you go. Let those teats down and let it out"

*rubs, caresses, then squeezes crotch tits, aiming them into the flas*
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49321
49322 49332
"I-if you do that i'll.... Ah.. Ah.. ~Aaaaah..!! Oh Faust..!"
*Milk begins to dribble out*
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49322
49323 49332
>>49321
*rubs firmly, then squeezes firmly*

"Let it out in big, beautiful streams"
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49323
49324 49332
>>49322
[Straining monster noises]
*Twin Jets of smoke stream out*
*Twin Jets of milk stream out as well*
"..Ah Aaaaaaaaahhh!"
*Squirts*
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49324
49325 49332
>>49323
"Woah girl!"

*tries to collect both quickly pulling out a second flask*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49325
49326 49332
>>49324
"T-t-t.. Take it..! Take it all..!" she stutters out, her voice shakey
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49326
49328 49332
>>49325
"Oh I'll take it all"

*rubs harder*

*squeezes harder*

*humps her harder*
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49327
49328
>phone runs out of power
*faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49328
>>49327
>>49326
"wait, fuck!"

*Lets forth his own white milky stream, deep in horse*
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49329
49331 49333
>>49300
"I didn't shrink!" She objects,... but then thinks for a moment about how much fun it would be to be hidden in Infernius' pocket, and decides not to further argue.
>>49296
Not expressly. I mean, I don't know how much xp the temple is worth, she's just tired of never being able to advance anymore and the only way she's going to is by removing levels. Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49330
Thez curls up in Infernius' pocket and goes back to sleep. while GM ventures off to meatspace
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49331
aa2d0b_6395296.jpg
>>49329
>Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Obligatory Chad Fighter meme.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49332
28C38A25-B723-4B8B-A452-471885FBD199.gif
>>49323
>>49326
>>49325
>>49324
>>49322
>>49321
>Trumpaladin afterwards
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49333
49337
41d8+UzrazL.jpg
father-front-baby-carrier-17684913.jpg
mb1.jpg
maxresdefault.jpg
>>49329
Infernius should get one of those baby-holders, so Thez can ride him. He is a whole size class larger than her, after all: big enough to ride.
Either that, or give him a backpack with a chair and handlebars, like Master Blaster.
I'll stop now...
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49334
49384
How long does it take to activate an item with a passive affect, that activates "on command"? I think it's a free action, but i don't want to waste my next turn.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49335
49336
741.jpg
>tfw do math and realize that Tracy, at full size, can carry Trumpaladin at 500 ft (100 squares) per round overland, even in full-plate, after a full-round action to speed up
>Can get up to 510 ft, if he ahem spurs her, for one round
Holy horse. Should've avoided flying altogether and just overrun/trampled all of those skeletons to get to the lich last time. They would've reached her that much faster.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49336
49338 49339 49384
8ef.jpg
>>49335
>tfw with air walk, she could move at 1000 ft on the Ethereal Plane
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49337
>>49333
>>49333
I like this idea.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49338
1504883448593.png
>>49336

Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49339
49340 49342
>>49336
tracy should convert to rockwellism
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49340
49343 49345
>>49339
...Can she get Nordic powers?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49342
2d6bab3375ac8c8571097b988a370289.jpg
>>49339

Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49343
49344
>>49340
She'll get murdered by one of her own followers while leaving a laundromat
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49344
>>49343
>(((Follower)))

Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49345
49346 49348
>>49340
yes
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49346
49347
>>49345
I think Thez could benefit by being baptized into Football
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49347
1516685524426.png
>>49346

Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49348
49349 49351
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>49345
I did want to form a Wild Hunt...
Anonymous
xH43l
?
No.49349
49350 49351 49352
>>49348
elway probably wouldn't allow that
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49350
49351
>>49349
Hence the temptation..
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49351
49352
>>49349
>>49350
>>49348
I don't think Rockwell would allow it either
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49352
49353
>>49349
>>49351
Who is who?
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49353
49368
>>49352
I am me.
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49354
49355 49384
Can someone explain the astral projection spell to me? Is it supposed to be for extraplanar travel? I've never used it, because I didn't know what it did.
Actually, may as well try it because Crimson skies.
*Astral projects*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49355
49356 49357 49359
>>49354
Oh, I see. It's like Plane Shift, only tougher to fortify against.
You basically manifest a second body on another plane, and fight there like in a video game, am I right?
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49356
>>49355
Basically Plane Shift, with a safety net.
Much more useful than I previously thought.
EtiqE
?
No.49357
49358 49360
image.png
>>49355
One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane

*pulls out marker*
\r
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49358
>>49357
It's a good way to avoid dying and losing all of your stuff in your home plane though.
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49359
>>49355
*returns to body*
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49360
49371
>>49357
*lays back on ribcage slightly*
"Do eep those gracious hands occupied, Flashy."
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49362
49363
>>49361
Can it take me to hyperborea?
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49363
49365 49368
>>49362
As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49364
49366
>>49361
I meant Hades.
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49365
>>49363
(((https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperborea)))
Antarctica.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49366
49367
1516829673108-1.png
sketch-1516832277185.png
>>49364
Hey can you make this better i still dont have my pc.
7spzf
?
No.49367
49368 49381
dick boop.png
>>49366
I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49368
49369 49370 49418
>>49353
I am him
>>49363
That sound intresting
>>49367
Doesn't a bovine dick look like a tentacle?
7spzf
?
No.49369
49418
>>49368
>tentacle
A bit, I guess.
7spzf
?
No.49370
49372 49374
>>49368
just figured out how to have Tracy go on long missions and still be able to feed her birds.
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49371
49375
>>49360
reeeee
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49372
49373
>>49370
I swear if you fucking leave again
7spzf
?
No.49373
49408
>>49372
Sorry about that...
I'll try not to.. If meatspace doesn't get in the way.
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49374
49376
>>49370
Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
7spzf
?
No.49375
49377
>>49371
>pretending he doesn't like it
[flirtatious nightmare noises]
7spzf
?
No.49376
49379
>>49374
Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49377
49378
>>49375
[crushed paladin noises]
7spzf
?
No.49378
>>49377
*gets up slightly, but not enough to let him escape*
[giggles]
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49379
49380
>>49376
>leaving her body vulnerable for 15 minutes at a time
Actually this could be pretty fun
7spzf
?
No.49380
49383
>>49379
*smushes under tracks of land*
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49381
49382
>>49367
Thanks
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49382
>>49381
You're welcome.
Anonymous
EtiqE
?
No.49383
>>49380
[smushed reeeing sounds]
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49384
49387 49389
>>49334
Depends on the item, probably a standard action
>>49336
Fun fact, remember how I was saying movement should be double on the Ethereal plane? I got it mixed up with the Astral plane.
>>49354
>Crimson Skies
Oh that, that ended a while ago

Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49385
49386 49402
Oh, and Torcuil spontaneously has an aneurism and dies.
>inb4
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49386
49402
>>49385
Aneurysms can happen anywhere, anytime. That's what makes them so terrifying
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49387
49388 49391
>>49384
>that ended a while ago
Wait, wat? Can we still chase the mage?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49388
49389
>>49387
*takes 10 to fast mount horsey*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49389
49391
>>49384
>standard action
Like, a ring that activates on command, like a Ring of Spell Turning.
Can you not take any other moves while activating your item?
>>49388
>not rolling
*shrinks*
*gets between legs*
*grows*
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49391
49392
>>49387
Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update or whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.
>>49389
One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49392
49393
>>49391
Can Tracy activate her ring while she's running down this hallway?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49393
49394 49396
>>49392
"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49394
49395 49398
>>49393
Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49395
>>49394
Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49396
>>49393
*giddy's up*
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49397
49398
Spell resistance doesn't apply to area-affect spells, right?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49398
49399
>>49397
Unless otherwise stated, yes
>>49394
The temple is not spacious enough to allow riding a hoers
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49399
49400
>>49398
Surely you mean it isn't large enough to allow a horse to run
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49400
49403
>>49399
No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49401
*contemplates phasing through walls and making a bee-line towards the mage*
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49402
>>49385
TOO LATE, I HAVE ALREADY WON
>>49386
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mx0iVZ1a9jc
Anonymous
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No.49403
49404 49409
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>49400
Maybe if he keeps his head down?
Anonymous
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No.49404
49405 49409
>>49403
If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
SJs+h
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No.49405
49406 49407 49409 49412
[1d20 = 5]
>>49404
Rolling to ride horse's ass
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49406
>>49405
That's good enough with 10 ranks in Ride
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49407
49408
>>49405
>just barely high enough with the horseshoes
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49408
Would rolling to save from an aneuism be constition aassed?
>>49373
Oh don't be sorry, it's fine if you have too but don't leave permantly if you have too. At least check in everyonce in a while
>>49407
>JRHNBR
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49409
49410
>>49403
>>49404
>>49405
Rly? Okkay,....
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49410
49411
>>49409
.. Was I mistaken?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49411
49412 49413
>>49410
No, you're correct; I didn't realize "cover" riding was an option but,....
Anonymous
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No.49412
49413 49414
>>49405
When I said "flank" I meant the side of her torso, but I guess that works too.
>>49411
but...?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49413
49414 49415
Rumble.jpg
>>49411
Huzzah!

>>49412
I tried to look for pictures of that, but I couldn't find any, even though I think the Mongols used it in battle
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49414
>>49412
Butt-scratcher
https://youtu.be/Tkd9ycxCJBI
>>49413
I know the maneuver you're talking about
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49415
49416 49417
nintchdbpict000264494270.jpg
>>49413
Mongolians know where it's at.
>lvl 20 Ranger
Anonymous
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No.49416
-04082016-1470278136-1850120631--04082016-1470273021-761643282-AFP_Getty.jpg
AFP-Getty_KYRGYZSTAN-NOMAD-GAMES-OPENING-2.jpg
160913115406-nomad-games-tease-super-169.jpg
AFP-Getty_KYRGYZSTAN-NOMAD-GAMES-OPENING-1.jpg
Horseback-Wrestling-2-World-Nomad-Games.jpg
>>49415
That was just an excuse to post that pic..
It's from the 2016 World Nomad Games.
Good show, imo.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49417
49422 49424
>>49415
When you play the Civ 4 Realism Invictus mod on an Earth Map, often the Mongolians or the Bactrians (a Central Asian civilization) will happen upon a unit promotion that gives their fast horse archer units several extra first strikes. It's absolutely terrifying, they can kill your heavy infantry units without taking any damage at all, they'll conquer or burn pretty much everything and can send whole hordes into Europe
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49418
49419 49420 49425
>>49368
>>49369
Infernuis's is a horse Dong.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49419
49421 49423 49425
>>49418
>3
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49420
Do go on.jpg
>>49418
Uh huh
ZTPlA
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No.49421
[20d1 = 20]
>>49419
Ah, good times
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49422
49427
>>49417
I'm not sure if you're referring to a videogame, but I distinctly recognize the battle strategy.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49423
>>49419
Not any more.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49424
49426 49427
>>49417
Ive only played civ 5
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49425
49428 49433
>>49418
Yeah, kink aside Thez wasn't diggin' the tentacle penis. Hoers-cock was agreed upon
>>49419
There was that one time
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49426
>>49424
...With the Adolf mod
Anonymous
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No.49427
49429
>>49422
How do you not recognize "civ 4"?

The strategy is kill everyone
>>49424
The mods to Civ 4 make it truly amazing
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49428
>>49425
I Didnt want it either, im not trying to be chtulu.

Hey Brad change my flag to a swastika.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49429
49430 49431
>>49427
Is it on steam?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49430
>>49429
Civ 4 probably is (I would be shocked if it isn't). The mod is available for free on download
Anonymous
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No.49431
49432
>>49429
I belive it is.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49432
49438
>>49431
Nice flag
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49433
49434
>>49425
Sex with animals is pretty disgusting, really.

Unless it's a horse
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49434
49438
>>49433
Hence the hoers-cock

Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49435
>>>/test/
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49437
49439 49440 49441 49443
>GM still doesn't get all the links to certain areas which ought be kept hidden
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49438
>>49432
Thanks
>>49434
This.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49439
>>49437
I don't know how else to get to /test/, half of the time.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49440
th (3).jpeg
>>49437

Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49441
49442
>>49437
He's trying to summon a dev to grant him a wish, I believe
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49442
>>49441
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No spoilers!

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49443
49445
>>49437
This confuses me
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49444
Praise Epona
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49445
49446 49447 49448
>>49443
I just mean, every time there's a >/test/ link posted, I venture over to see if there's game-related material,... and am sad.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49446
>>49445
I conduct hypothetical battles with dice rolls on /test/ sometimes...
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49447
49449
>>49445
Sorry..
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49448
49453
>>49445
Check now
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49449
49450
>>49447
No need to apologize. I'm just saying I struggle to determine the intention. Knee-jerk, I assume that there's topical/relevant info.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49450
49453
>>49449
Most of the time I'm just testing to see if I'm b&.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49451
49452 49453 49459
I hope to fight something juicy next weekend. I'm hungry for XP.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49452
>>49451
>Hungry for xp
You've said that already
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49453
49456 49459
>>49448
>GM is never satisfied
>>49450
Kek
>>49451
Don't worry, the ginger/banshees pretty much guaranteed that

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49454
49455 49456 49457
Can someone tell me what kind of creatures the jibbernigger from in the forest are? I've been trying to figure it out for 6 months.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49455
>>49454
Jibberniggers
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49456
114.jpg
>>49453
Whelp, I can't say I haven't been preparing for this

>>49454
I thought they were Gibberlings?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49457
49458
>>49454
Gibberlings
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49458
>>49457
Ah
Anonymous
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No.49459
49460 49461 49462
>>49451
>>49453
Well we are all here. Is everyone free?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49460
>>49459
I have a headache, but yeah, I'm free.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49461
>>49459
Who's to say I actually am here?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49462
49463 49468 49470
>>49459
Not hardly. I have to be in bed 3 minutes ago I'm never on time, but still
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49463
49464
>>49462
Sleep well then.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49464
49466 49467
>>49463
You too. Don't worry, there will be murders tomorrow
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49466
49468 49469
>>49464
But I have a night class
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49467
>>49464
Great.
I wanna turn this dungeon to rubble asap.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49468
>>49462
Night
>>49466
RIP
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49469
49472
>>49466
Alright, well tomorrow will be the preliminary murder. I don't know how long it will take the party to engage and resolve the significant murder. I can say tho that it won't be immediate.
The temple is a bit of a beta-test desu, attempting to gauge "Yo, just how extensive of a dungeon is feasible/viable?"
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49470
>>49462
Night thez and gm.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49472
49473
>>49469
I just have class from 5:45 CT to 8:00 PM CT. Then free until Monday Afternoon
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49473
49474
>>49472
Noted, I'll avoid drinking until you're out of class Xp
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49474
49475
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>49473
Yay
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49475
49476 49478
>>49474
i want to cum in princess luna
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49476
49477 49490
>>49475
Thez likes sleeping in Infernius' pocket btw
"Go to sleep faggot!" she admonishes
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49477
49478
>>49476
Some has gotta craft that Thez-holder/saddle asap. The image is too funny to pass-up.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49478
49479 49480
The Post that Cucked Tracy (3).png
>>49475
We all do, we all do

Just remember whose waifu she is

>>49477
A very long time ago I was going to get Trumpaladin a strap so he could carry around Tracy like a rifle
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49479
49481
>>49478
This is why I think she should be smol sized.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49480
49481 49483 49487
>>49478
>Cucked
Luna isn't my waifu, believe it or not.
I'm just really, really, really serious about the one-waifu rule.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49481
49482
Get Cucked Tracy! (2).png
>>49480
The file name for that one was created as a companion to another file and filename when I originally posted it a few months ago. Pic related is the other file, which shows that the 56666 post I made beat out a post you tried to make for the 6666 post

>>49479
I guess I can kind of see it
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49482
49484
>>49481
He was able to throw her in the second encounter of the game, so she has to be pretty light.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49483
>>49480
Then who is your waifu?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49484
49485
Waifu toss.jpg
>>49482
It's a classic maneuver known as the waifu toss. It's difficult to say exactly how big she is, but more than 50 lbs and less than 100 lbs
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49485
49486
>>49484
I'm still unsure about what I want to do with this character after he's reached level 20. Until then, I'll advance him in Paladin, but after that?

The Divine Emissary Epic Prestige Class looks just about ideal. The problem is, it has a prerequisite base attack bonus of 23, which is not available at level 21. The High Proselytizer class looks even more desirable, but it requires "the ability to cast 5th level divine spells" which is absolutely impossible for any class besides a level 9+ cleric, because the Paladin spell list ends at the 4th level. He's not even remotely eligible for any other SRD epic prestige class, or even any SRD prestige class.

Epic Paladin exists, but damn it's meh. It only gives half the base attack bonus of the heavy fighter class-type I want, and I won't even get the base attack of 23 until the 25th level. It also gives piss poor bonuses to saving throws. There's no extra smite until 6 levels are taken, and no new spells. It does have the benefits of having the normal class skills, a bonus epic feat after 3 levels (which I love) and the levels stack with the smite and lay of hands ability, so there's that.

So basically that leaves multiclassing. The shortest rout to base attack of 23 is through taking levels in Ranger or Fighter. Ranger has better reflex saving throws than Fighter, and if I'm going to invest three levels in fighter, I may as well give him 4 levels so he can be eligible for the sexy +2 damage bonus from the Weapon Specialization Feat (which is exclusive to Fighters). He could also gain the fighter bonus feast needed as a prerequisite to Legendary Dreadnaught. On the other hand, he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then). Neither ranger nor fighter have Diplomacy or sense motive as class skills, which is annoying. Another alternative is giving him 4 levels in Rogue, which would allow him to gain a gorrilion skill points, do 2d6 sneak attack damage (he's not stealthy, so maybe not that useful, but damn it would be fun to add to a Smite Evil strike), and also that uncanny dodge ability, which is nice. It's a tiny bit annoying that Rogue adds smaller hit die, but it's okay I guess
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49486
>>49485
Reflex saves don't increase via class after ebin level. It increases, but not by class.
>2d6 sneak attack damage
Come to the dark side and immediately get 7d6 Sneak Attack damage. Make mounted Sneak Attacks from Tracy's Smoke Concealment.
>he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then).
I can't imagine what kind of monster an ebin-level Druid Would have if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5, desu...
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49487
49488 49491
>>49480
The one waifu rule is the best rule, any more than one is Negro tier.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49488
49489 49490 49491
1920.jpg
>>49487
This.
Polygamy is for mudslimes.
A waifu is sacred beyond measure: one cannot divide his commitment.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49489
49491
1503227836534.gif
>>49488
This isnt a personal attack on brad either, its the truth hitler would be disgusted that people have more than one waifu
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49490
1516403298616.png
>>49476
>tfw when i went to sleep after thez said to
>>49488
Who is your waifu?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49491
49492 49493
>>49487
>if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5
We started the game at level 12

>Reflex saves don't increase
Well that doesn't make much sense. Even with Divine grace and a cloak of resistance, he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath, never mind a great wyern

>>49487
>>49488
Wrong

>>49489
He'd of changed his mind if they had ponies
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49492
49495
>>49491
>he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath
That's because Ancient Red Dragons are insanely powerful, and their breath weapon is like a volcano erupting at you.
Saves do increase after lvl 20, but not the same way they do pre-ebin lvl:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Epic_Level_Basics
Ebin lvl changes the game pretty drastically: it's where the real legend begins.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49493
49494 49495 49691
>>49491
No he wouldn't, and it is nigger tiee open your fucking eyes you are being kiked.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49494
49495
>>49493
This.
Hitler would be able to tell which pony were the best for him, and would be committed to her.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49495
49496 49501
>>49492
Well fuck that. May as well just go straight Epic Paladin then

>>49493
Well someone's jelly

>>49494
It is complete commitment, just to multiple ponies
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49496
49497
>>49495
Im not jelly, thats kike logic.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49497
>>49496
Im trying to help my fellow whites get unkiked.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49501
oqjylk2ljrer9mqhopty.jpg
>>49495
>complete commitment
>multiple ponies
Pick one.
To be completely committed is to put one pony above all others; to revere to a single pony a /bestpone/. By having two, even if equally committed, you deny them total commitment by being committed to another.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49502
49503
>>49499
Stahp. No natural armor
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49503
49504
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_annoyed_badumsquish's kitties_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_lookin.png
>>49502
Fae gets it, why shouldn't Tracy?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49504
49505
>>49503
In pony form, because that was never agreed to. In full form, because the 3.5 edition already gives Nightmares an unreasonably high natural armor bonus that is very nearly equal to Fae's buffed AC
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49505
49507
>>49504
Fae already has twice the natural armor as a standard mount.
>that was never agreed to
Wasn't she supposed to get everything from the class but the Str increase and the hit dice?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49507
49508 49511 49513 49525
>>49505
We can discuss the privileges of Church Membership, but no, she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form, only Command and the Empathic Link (and probably Improved Evasion and shared saving throws, but I don't know).

The benefit in full form is that not only is she a Nightmare, she's a greater Nightmare. A beast that is larger and stronger than most dragons below the adult stage. In fact, I did some math. A Cauchemar deals 52 damage if all attacks hit in a round, whereas a Juvenile Silver Dragon only deals 42, and also has a lower AC. In fact, a Cauchemar Nightmare has a CR rating of 11, which makes it the same as a Young Adult Blue Dragon, a Juvenile Gold Dragon, and well, a lot of shit. And while we're on the subject, even though a dragon is 33% faster in a straight line, it's not even remotely close to being as maneuverable as a Cauchemar
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49508
>>49507
A Cauchemar also has the same CR as an Adult Black Dragon
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49509
49510 49511 49562
GM, did you say the cattle prod was ranged or melee?
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49510
49514
>>49509
Melee i think.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49511
49512 49514
>>49507
>she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form
Why? There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae.
>>49509
Yeah, he said melee.
Might be able to upgrade it into a ranged rod, if you work on it long enough though.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49512
49517
>>49511
>There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae
If you were a god, would you just give free super powers to a rogue of opposite alignment who will just use it to do things contrary to your mission, or is even willing to go find other gods to serve - gods with opposing values and goals?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49513
49515
1591801__safe_artist-colon-shafeles_daybreaker_a royal problem_spoiler-colon-s07e10_bust_grin_lidded eyes_mane of fire_portrait_raised eyebrow_sharp te.jpeg
>>49507
>Comparing Nightmares to teenage dragons
Nightmares are the superior species.
Equine master race.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49514
49519 49521
>>49510
>>49511
Maybe I cnn come to a compremise where Pence Memes cause it to shoot arcs, but usally its just a cattle prod
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49515
>>49513
Well, yes, but my point is that the arrangement as it is is already a pretty sweet deal for both parties, and you should be satisfied
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49517
49518 49520
>>49512
It doesn't work that way: a paladin's mount advances by the paladin's powers, not necessarily by any deity. You're confusing paladins with clerics again.
>free super powers
If he's fine giving her the extra juice to maximize the fiendish-transformation ability that she augmented her body with using the essence stole from a demon, I doubt standard features of the underling class are off of the table.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49518
>>49517
from a demon and a devil, actually
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49519
49521
>>49514
Give it the power to zap people when they're acting like faggots.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49520
49522 49524
>>49517
Okay, well while she's not mounted she's not a mount

>I doubt standard features of the underling class are off the table
For a loyal church member, of course they are not off the table. Mounted form makes a difference because then she's at least being observed by someone who is trusted
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49521
>>49519
>>49514
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49522
49523 49525
>>49520
She was just baptised: did that not mean anything?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49523
49524
>>49522
Not if she's going to immediately leave the church and join God knows what other different religion
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49524
>>49520
>while she's not mounted she's not a mount
They've been using empathetic link for months.
Why does it apply to some abilities but not others? I've been operating under the assumption that everything but the Str and Extra HD worked.
>>49523
So tshe only got nerfed that day?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49525
49526
>>49522
Because anon, you get some haxx, but you don't get infinite haxx. You don't get every single cheat you want.

Yes, empathic link operates continuously. I just said that a few posts ago in >>49507

As for nerfs and benefits, I don't know. I'm not GM, and I never would have approved the 6 or so Supernatural abilities you cheated your way into a couple months ago.

I would say that it opens the door to benefits though, but these benefits have very basic requirements to them like not immediately joining a different church
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49526
49527 49529
>>49525
>emphatic link operates continuously
So does spell resistance.
>church
Mounts are not normally church members: that's not a regular requirement.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49527
49528
>>49526
She's not using +10 Natural Armor so she can go serve Azathoth or Rockwell or whatever other god you want her to follow, let me put it that way. +6 Natural armor to serve Elway or at least, to be neutral, then sure
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49528
49529
>>49527
I only wanted to find another divine source to replace the powers that got nerfed that day: as far as she's concerned, getting gatorade-poisoning has only been a detriment on her abilities so far.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49529
49530
>>49526
>Mounts are not normally church members
Mounts don't go joining and serving opposing religions either

If the Knights Templar found that their horses had somehow converted to Islam and also would slip away to serve Jihad or what have you, the Knights Templar wouldn't have said "here's some nice armor for you while you go"

>>49528
You just want more. You'd do it even if it gave more superpowers. That was a story-line excuse for a nerf that should have happened regardless
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49530
49531
>>49529
If being a member of a church only downgrades her, why would she be part of it?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49531
49532 49535
>>49530
First off, that shouldn't be the sufficient condition to downgrade, the "upgrade" should never have existed in the first place, or at least, should have "worn off over the passage of time." Second, it really should be a precondition to marriage. Finally, who said there are only downsides?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49532
49533
>>49531
>who said there are only downsides?
What's the upgrade?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49533
49534
milo_shrug.png
>>49532
We'll figure that part out
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49534
983266__safe_rarity_rarity investigates_clothes_coat_doubt_eyeshadow_hat_image macro_l-dot-a-dot- noire_makeup_meme_reaction image_solo.jpg
>>49533


Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49535
49536
>>49531
>should have "worn off over the passage of time."
When was that said?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49536
49537
>>49535
I was talking about how I would have explained it. It was bullshit to begin with
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49537
49538
>>49536
>It was bullshit to begin with
So is you getting a Dragonne instead of a horse, and being able to say football at will.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49538
49540
>>49537
I did not ask for either of those, Football is once per day not at will, and both you and GM were making fun of Fae for being weak before I figured out how to use the existing set of rules to get more power out of her
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49539
>Torc softly hums shadilay while using Snek like a beanbag chair.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49540
49541
>>49538
They're still out-of-class special abilities though.
How is Tracy's transformation any different?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49541
49542 49543 49544
>>49540
Because of the degree. You want Etherealness at will, A supernatural smoke breath weapon that operates as a free action, a perfect smoke screen that gives concealment and you can see through, and you want to stack this with rogue special abilities. And you want to set the scenery on fire at will. And you want the ability to fly very fast and good maneuverability.
And you want the much, much high strength these forms give, and to use a magical weapon while doing this.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49542
49543
>>49541
And you want Dark vision, and you want Astral projection
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49543
>>49542
>>49541
None of that satisfied you though. You wanted more and more and more free haxx, with ideas like eating every creature that exists and so forth
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49544
49545
>>49541
Her ability is basically just limited Shapechange.
You do plenty of things that bend standard rules too, like wearing two suits of armor, and then stacking that AC with the deflection bonus from your bracers.
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49545
49546 49547
>>49544
First off, a shape change doesn't do that. It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities, only the other abilities. And I never asked for the stacked armor bonus, it was just given. You, by contrast, keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I counted four different had requests in a single Wednesday earlier this month. It's like "if you give a mouse a cookie" with you
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49546
49548
illHn3W.jpg
>>49545
>It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities
Yes it does.
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49547
49549 49550
>>49545
Why dont you appreciate all you have instead of trying to get tracys thing taken away? Its almost like you are a communist.
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49548
49551
>>49546
Polymorph and Alternate form don't
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49549
49553
>>49547
This
I'm sick of hearing about it.
All the players got haxx, including you.
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49550
49552
>>49547
I do appreciate it. He just keeps relentlessly asking for hand outs
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49551
>>49548
It is none of those things: it's a unique ability.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49552
49555
>>49550
What's it to you?
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49553
49554
>>49549
You don't appreciate, you just beg and beg and beg relentlessly for more
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49554
49555
>>49553
>beg
No.
Anonymous
t6I6K
?
No.49555
49556 49557
>>49552
Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy

>>49554
Okay, you're pushy and demand handouts. All the same
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49556
49561
>>49555
>Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy
Same with you.

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49557
49560
>>49555
>playing in a way adverse to my goals
What are your goals? How have I got in the way of any of them?
Contrary to you, I've actually made very little progress in the role that I wanted to play: a soccer-playing serial killer. It's not that I could't do those at any time, but that I never wanted to cause party drama.
>>49555
>demand
I demand nothing. I take what I can get.

tbh, I'm entirely fine with hearing that Tracy doesn't actually get the underling class features, or that her powers have been nerfed for whatever reason; but you are not the Anon I want to hear that from.
Stop acting like it's your job to levy the rules.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49558
49559
I g2g
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49559
>>49558
See you later
Anonymous
cJ2XK
?
No.49560
>>49557
>goal
Precisely. It would've stupid not to think of her as the villain

>I take what I can get
Look, if your begging for cheats, demanding cheats, or just cheating when you can cheat, it's all the same. It goes very far beyond just a few things to make the game more fun. It makes the game much less fun when I have to compete with that - and am entirely unable to - when you want to take a unicorn and hide her or when you're trying to steal the entire set of loot
Anonymous
cJ2XK
?
No.49561
49563
>>49556
Why are you being hostile? When has Trumpaladin ever been hostile to Infernius?
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49562
49565
>>49509
GM blinks his eyes in total non-comprehension.
There's a cattle prod?
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49563
49564
>>49561
Trumpaladin is a conservative, Infernuis is a nationalist socialists. The ideology dont really get along.
Anonymous
cJ2XK
?
No.49564
49570
>>49563
My personal ideology, in terms relationships to different value systems, is "don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yours." Trumpaladin, shrewd pragmatist, wants only peace. No need for fear or violence
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49565
49571
>>49562
The one he got before the party went after Infernius.
He only ever used it while he was absent and Infernius rolled a 20 for Torc to use it on him.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49567
>>49566
>deleting comments you disagree with
Anonymous
cJ2XK
?
No.49568
49569
>>44567 →
Because I'm not going to spend my entire class on my phone arguing with you,
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49569
>>49568
You don't have to. It's not an argument.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49570
>>49564
>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or your
I never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49571
49572
>>49565
Good times
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49572
49573
>>49571
Ikr. I had to step away for a moment then.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49573
49574
>>49572
I came back, read it, and I was in fucking tears
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49574
49575
>>49573
It's not often that you watch someone roll a 20 against themselves.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49575
>>49574
Its not often you see infernius' faggot roll a 20
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49576
49577 49578 49580
Who's here atm?
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49577
>>49576
Totally not here currently
Anonymous
cJ2XK
?
No.49578
49579 49582
>>49576
I'm completely out for over an hour
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49579
>>49578
Don't worry, I remember
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49580
>>49576
Nazi checking in.
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49582
49583
>>49578
Will we have time to advance tonight?
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49583
49584
>>49582
Advance how?
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49584
49585
>>49583
I thought I heard we were going to do something tonight. I guess I was mistaken.
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49585
49586
>>49584
You're not mistaken, I just wasn't certain what you meant.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49586
>>49585
So what are we doing then?
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49587
49588
1466090796366.jpg
>mfw think for a moment and can't even remember the last time I made a successful Sneak Attack
Well shit...
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49588
49591
>>49587
..I need more living enemies in isolated locations...
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49589
49591 49592
001c.png
For reference
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49590
>Torc sits up and guides snek towards Thez
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49591
49593
290929__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_trixie_zecora_badass_clothes_crab_crossover_female_giant crab_looking at you_looking back_mare_mouth hold_pipe_plot.png
>>49589
Am back!

>>49588
Presumably most threats to inter-city commerce and resource extraction fit that description, being either bandits, magical beasts, or animals. They will need to be entirely cleared out in the civilizing mission
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49592
49594
>>49589
Tracy continues running, phasing through Fae and Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49593
>>49591
i want to be a Witcher so much...
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49594
49595 49597 49599
>>49592
That'll cost an action and we don't know where the guy is. Just run past or through them
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49595
49596
>>49594
She has the quickening feat: it's a free action.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49596
49597
>>49595
>quickening feat
Come again? When did this happen?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49597
49598 49603
>>49594
>Just run past or through them
Not worth the risk of slowing down.
I'll lose my mind if this faggot gets away.
>>49596
Quicken spell-like ability was the second feat I selected for her after Improved Sunder.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49598
49600 49606
>>49597
Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)

Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?

>>49597
I don't think that's true, but eh
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49599
49601
>>49594
Even if it costed an action, I doubt she couldn't do it while running.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49600
49602
>>49598
>there is an entire horde of Devourers
Then they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49601
49604 49606
>>49599
No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500. But it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49602
49604
>>49600
If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49603
>>49597
I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49604
49605 49606
>>49601
>Running is a full round action
She already walks at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.
>Ethereal plane slows movement by half
She's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.
>>49602
>attack of opportunity
Trample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49605
49609
>>49604
Yes. She needs to walk fast down several hallways

>I'll take the risk
Why? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked

>momentarily
It will last a full round

I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49606
49607 49608
>>49601
I do tend to drink when its on, and since you're here now
>>49604
She does not walk at 100'/round. She moves at 100'/round without penalty.
>>49598
Yeah, she hasn't learned about the anchor yet.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49607
49612
>>49606
Can she do a full-round movement at 2x speed without penalty?
R8xl7
?
No.49608
[3d20 = 16]
>>49606
infernuis full round tickles thez
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49609
49610 49614
>>49605
>It will last a full round
It doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.
>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49610
49611
>>49609
I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49611
49612
>>49610
>blink
I mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49612
49613
>>49607
No! That's why its the base movement rate
>>49611
But you're describing 2 free actions, which if you look under the listing for quickened spell like ability, you will note that it says 1x/round, even though its a quick action.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49613
49624
>>49612
Well shit..
Wait, does ending the jaunt count as an action?
SJs+h
?
No.49614
49615
>>49609
Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
flank
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left

We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49615
49616
>>49614
>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
The party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49616
>>49615
Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
ZTPlA
?
No.49617
49618 49619 49624
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to pet snek cause I'm bored
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49618
49621
>>49617
SNEK IS PET!
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49619
49621 49622
>>49617
N-nice roll.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49621
>>49618
C-c-c-crital pet
>>49619
Thanss
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49622
49623
1516594457145_LI.jpg
>>49619
Anyways, I think the trajectory in Pic related is the single most likely path of the mage. Actually, I think it's more likely he went downstairs, but close enough
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49623
49629
>>49622
>I think it's more likely he went downstairs
I do too, but I wanna meet whatever's at the end of this hallway.
Torc is going with Thez.
US+2w
?
No.49624
49625
[1d100 = 29]
>>49613
Ending the jaunt? Do you mean to waive it away?
>>49617


Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49625
49627
>>49624
Whatever muscle she needs to flex to become material again.
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49626
49631
Snek is double-pet
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49627
49628 49629
>>49625
That's not how it works. The spell duration is per caster level, which as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice, which means 17, which means 17 rounds.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49628
49634
>>49627
>as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice
The creature description says it's 20th caster lvl.
So, she can't end the jaunt early?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49629
49630 49634
>>49623
Then are we agreed on going to the fork?

>>49627
It says in the description it functions as if caster level 20, and she could jaunt back
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49630
49632
>>49629
Sure.
They'll just sink through the floor to go downstairs if they don't find anything.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49631
>>49626
>happy Snek noises
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49632
49633
>>49630
I'd really rather not walk through an ambush if that could be avoided
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49633
49635
>>49632
I want to do something.
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49634
49636
>>49628
>>49629
>at will
Sorry, was looking at the Ethereal Jaunt spell description. Okay, so she could jaunt back, but she would still be limited to one quick-ability(spell) per round.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49635
49637
>>49633
Sure, but let's do a something that doesn't end horribly
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49636
49638 49641
>>49634
If the quickened ability were a free action, could she use it again as a standard action in the same round?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49637
49638
>>49635
*sits on Trumpaladin because bored*
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49638
49639 49640
>>49637
reeeeeee

>>49636
If you are hellbent intent on jaunting, then at least use it to cut through the unexplored room. That just might get to the fork in a single round
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49639
>>49638
>cut through the unexplored room
Risky, but interesting.
Be ready to turn.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49640
>>49638
*smushes*
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49641
49642 49644
metaAF.jpg
>>49636

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49642
>>49641
Sorry...
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49643
49649
Everyone's here, right?
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49644
49645
>>49641
>every bread in a fucking nutshell
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49645
49647
>>49644
..Sorry...
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49646
49648
infernius angry1.png
Lazy recoloration of Infernius in his armor.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49647
>>49645
Nah its fucking everyone mate
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49648
49775 49777
infernius angry2.png
>>49646
Slightly better version
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49649
49650 49651
>>49643
So seriously though. Trump seems to want to have "cover-ridden" Tracy, down the hall to the right, right? He already barely made his ride check, I'm just confirming direction.
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49650
>>49649
That looks like what it it.
He's currently hitching a ride on Tracy's butt.
Anonymous
qIxZh
?
No.49651
49652 49655
>>49649
Yes. Right from their perspective, left from our perspective. I think crouching or lying down on horse (rather than sitting up) is the most graceful way of accomplishing this
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49652
>>49651
BTW, I gots rabbit up if u wants musics or "discrete GM interactions" no lewd
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49654
49655
Is Infernius still here?
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49655
49656
>>49651
Trump and Tracy round the obscured corner and find themselves at another corner. A long hallway greets them, with a variety of doors that are heavily barred and reinforced. Oh dear, it looks like dimeterium.
Tracy should roll her trap-sense.
>>49654
He's elsewhere in board
7spzf
?
No.49656
49657 49658
[1d20+25 = 27]
>>49655
Rolling to sense Traps
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49657
49660
>>49656
Shit... I hope that's good enough.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49658
49659
>>49656
"Now why would they make these rooms so strong and with Dimetrium? I think it must be a prison of sorts"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49659
49661
>>49658
"This stuff is more valuable than platinum. I'm taking these doors home when we get the chance."
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49660
49662
>>49657
Tracy gets a slight sense that something might be amiss, as the doorway behind her is barred with a gate of similar dimeterium. As the gate falls, it completes a complex sequence of runes and inscriptions that have been meticulously carved in and around the area. The whole area begins to glow softly from the luminescent writing.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49661
49662
>>49659
"I think you're missing the point..."
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49662
49664
>>49660
... shit..
>>49661
Well, they obviously didn't want anyone or anything using magick in this vicinity."
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49663
49665 49667 49669
001c.png
Meanwhile, a series of other crashes and booms and omenous sounds are heard by the remainder of the party in their various positions.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49664
49666
>>49662
"What is this writing?"
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49665
>>49663
"Uh guys?"
>distressed snek noises
7spzf
?
No.49666
49668 49671
[1d20+5 = 15]
>>49664
Rolling Knowledge Arcana to recognize writing.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49667
49671
>>49663
Summon Fae to the Door, and ask her to cast "Comprehend Languages" (first level cleric spell) and read this shit
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49668
49670
>>49666
Also, remind me to astral project into Hades if I ever have a question about magick: NPC nightmares have 21 ranks in it, for some reason.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49669
>>49663
>"Fae, if you're not still frightened by the Gingers, could you be a dear and come over here and read these inscriptions with your new cleric powers?"
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49670
49672
>>49668
It's not like there's a library in the Tower or anything
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49671
49674 49676
>>49666
It is unrecognizable.
>>49667
>. . .
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49672
49673
>>49670
I have other reasons.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49673
49675
1515639599205-0.png
>>49672
You don't get free astral projection abilities just cause you want them
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49674
49681
>>49671
>"Are you still frightened?"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49675
49677
>>49673
She has the ability.

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49676
49677 49681
>>49671
Does the gate ahead appear passable?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49677
49678 49679
>>49675
No she doesn't

>>49676
No strength check on the door behind us?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49678
>>49677
Why would she go backwards?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49679
49683
>>49677
Yes she does.
ZTPlA
?
No.49680
[1d20+9 = 18]
Rolling a listen check for Snek
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49681
49682
>>49674
>. . .
>>49676
The previous gate? No. Its an absurdly sturdy portcullis with interlocking horizontal bars. The writing on the portcullis aligns with the writing on the wall.


Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49682
>>49681
Is there a gate ahead of them?

Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49683
49684
>>49679
No she does not
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49684
49685
>>49683
Yes she does.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49685
49686
>>49684
No, she does not have free astral projection abilities, except in Cauchemar form
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49686
49687
>>49685
When transformed she does.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49687
49688
>>49686
No, she does not have a gorrilion Super natural abilities just cause
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49688
49689
>>49687
Says who?
She can transform by herself at least once per day.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49689
49690
>>49688
She can transform, but she doesn't get a gorrilion free supernatural abilities just cause you want everything

That makes no sense from a story perspective. The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state. An opposite in terms of state of mind
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49690
49691
>>49689
>The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state.
She get's so angry her spirit flies right out of her body.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49691
49692 49693 49695
>>49493
>>49690
Well that's a bunch of bullshit

Anyways, either make a strength check on the door behind them or advance forward and look through the portals

"I don't think that door is a deliberate trap. I think it's a safety mechanism for a hallway full of rooms that imprison dangerous undead"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49692
49694 49696
>>49691
"Can't the guys here control those things though? By the looks of the material, it was made to keep things out."
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49693
49699
gLAwtba.jpg
>>49691
>that's a bunch of bullshit
I will roleplay the fuck out of it.
7spzf
?
No.49694
49697
[1d20+25 = 41]
>>49692
*advances forward
Search check to check for traps
Anonymous
ZTPlA
?
No.49695
>>49691
Life is bullshi
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49696
49698
>>49692
"I don't know, but I am betting this is a prison cell block of a sort. Now you can either bust down the door, we can try to lift the door, I can try to sunder it with a sword, we can wait for Infernius to bust it down, or we can wait for Fae to get over her kikkinocephalicphobia and come over here and read these walls"
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49697
49700
>>49694
Now see that, that would have detected the intricate and obnoxious Dimeterium trap. Too bad

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49698
49701
>>49696
The sword's magick won't work on dimerterium; you'd have to use brute force, which GM said was a no-go.
It's only forward from now on.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49699
>>49693
>>49693
Then you can make her take potions and listen to Mi Cherri Armor and shit to pull it off rather than BS it as a free at will ability
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49700
49706
>>49697
What's ahead of them?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49701
>>49698
If brute force does not at first succeed, then you clearly aren't applying enough of it. If we can get Tracechemar and Infernius and Fae on it, then you've got a combined total of about 90 strength on that door
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49702
49703
1163183__safe_screencap_chancellor puddinghead_commander hurricane_pinkie pie_princess platinum_rainbow dash_rarity_hearth's warming eve (episode.png
Hey, with a carefully-worded Wish and enough XP, could we, feasibly, just turn Tracy into a Nightmare permanently and do away with this dumb argument altogether?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49703
49704
>>49702
No
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49704
49705
>>49703
Wish can technically do anything.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49705
49707
>>49704
If it can't give you more than a +1 ability point increase with a single casting, then it doesn't have the power to end this argument
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49706
>>49700
Walk down the hallway and look into the portals
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49707
49711
>>49705
It can end the argument about when her abilities apply.
According to what I've read, it can potentially be used to change a character's race, at a risk.


Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49708
49709
*walks forward*
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49709
49710
>>49708
As she walks forward, Tracy notices initially of the first door and then increasingly of the doors further on. They all have small windows.
7spzf
?
No.49710
49732 49738
[1d20+25 = 43]
>>49709
Search check to carefully glance through window.
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49711
49712 49713
>>49707
All of the supernatural abilities and powers of a Nightmare give it a Level adjustment of +4. Those abilities are as valuable as four levels. So if you want to sacrifice 4 rouge or blackguard or assassin levels to convert to a nightmare, minus the hitdie, skills, saving throws, and feats, then you can do it. Or sacrifice 10 levels and get the hit die, skills, and feats.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49712
49713 49714
>>49711
Four levels to be able to use all of those abilities infinitely?
Tempting...
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49713
49715
>>49711
>>49712
Its never been done before in this capacity, so naturally I'm in favor

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49714
>>49712
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?

Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49715
49717
>>49713
Make her pay for the hitdie too, unless it's just the Sus. You have to pay 4 hitdie plus the +2 level adjustment for a centaur
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49717
49718
>>49715
Tracy already has 17 hit dice.
SJs+h
?
No.49718
49719
>>49717
Then she has quite a bit to sacrifice now doesn't she? If you play as a centuar or a (full srd) minotaur, you start off with 4 or six racial hitdie, in addition to the level ajustment cost. And the same in recruiting a cohort. So too it should be with a racial transformation
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49719
49720 49721 49743
>>49718
>So too it should be with a racial transformation
It doesn't say so in the spell description. The XP cost refers to how much it takes to cast the spell.
If you were to cast it as an ebin spell with the transform seed, it'd just take a few more days and maybe a spellcraft DC of 30-35 to develop.
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49720
49722
>>49719
Are you talking about that "Transform" post you made and deleted 14 minutes ago? If you're going by that, it would have a transform DC of at minimum 51 because there are a minimum of 3 Supernatural abilities on a nightmare. It also wouldn't necessarily transform her into a Nightmare with 17 levels in Rogue either. Possibly no levels in Rogue and Blackguard and whatever

>Creatures without level adjustment
You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf? Why would you want to do that?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49721
49723
>>49719
Spellcraft DCs can be reduced by turning the spell into a ritual with multiple casters as well.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49722
49723
>>49720
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49723
49726
Tracy as a Nightmare.jpg
>>49721
>All of this linking to your own posts
If you wish to communicate to another human being, then reply to their posts. If you wish to communicate to yourself, then just think it. Talk to yourself if you are lonely.

>>49722
Those creatures have costly level adjustments too. Cool things are costly
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49724
49725 49726 49730
Banshees arent white are they?
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49725
49727
>>49724
No, they're ginger
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49726
>>49723
>Those creatures have costly level adjustments too.
How would you quantify them?
And since when does a Wish have an XP adjustment anyway?
>>49724
I've been contemplating this longer than I care to admit..
No.
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49727
>>49725
But whites can have red hair and freckles too.
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49728
49729
Are they undead?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49729
49737
>>49728
Yes
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49730
49731 49734
Gingers-do-not-have-souls.jpg
>>49724
They are white, but without souls
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49731
49733 49751
>>49730
Pasty white
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49732
>>49710
What did she see?
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49733
49735
>>49731
So, um, can we look into Portal windows in the hall?
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49734
>>49730
So theyre jews?
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49735
49738 49739
>>49733
Pick one
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49736
49739
*sits on Trumpaladin*
Anonymous
R8xl7
?
No.49737
49742
>>49729
I approve and purpose a genocide.
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49738
>>49735
>>49710

Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49739
49740
>>49735
First portal down the straight of the hallway, on the right side from our perspective, on his left. I feel like Tracy would look in the one on the opposite side

>>49736
reeee
Anonymous
US+2w
?
No.49740
49741
>>49739
>reee
The mental image is exquisite
Anonymous
7spzf
?
No.49741
>>49740
Ikr
Anonymous
SJs+h
?
No.49742
49744 49745
>>49737
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49743
>>49719
Fuse Trumpaladin to her back, while you're at it.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
?
No.49744