RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Torc decides to train Snek while his faggot gets artistic.
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.
Tracy feeds her birds once again.
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>>47683
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
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>>47688
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
>>47689
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.
>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.
effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.
A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.
>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.
effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.
A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
>>47699
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
[1d6 = 1]
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
>>47704
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
>>47707
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
>>47710
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
>>47713
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
>>47716
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
I think I might want to have her investigate the far end of that grove first though. The way that Nithing was destroyed hints at some potentially annoying holy crap that I'd rather purge sooner than later.
>>47718
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?
You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?
You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
>>47724
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them
Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them
Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
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>>47726
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does
>>47729
Pretty sure you don't roll starting gear for pre-existing NPCs.
>Breath weapon
It's a Sonic attack. Like that of a Howler or Yeth Hound.
Pretty sure you don't roll starting gear for pre-existing NPCs.
>Breath weapon
It's a Sonic attack. Like that of a Howler or Yeth Hound.
>>47730
You roll gear for new cohorts (though she's not a cohort)
>>47732
I did the math and we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
>Sonic affect
Eh, it doesn't say so in the entry, so I'm guessing for the purposes of whatever usually negates a sonic effect it's not one. It looks like a reference to Dragon breath weapons and lion roars, since it's a supernatural ability
You roll gear for new cohorts (though she's not a cohort)
>>47732
I did the math and we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
>Sonic affect
Eh, it doesn't say so in the entry, so I'm guessing for the purposes of whatever usually negates a sonic effect it's not one. It looks like a reference to Dragon breath weapons and lion roars, since it's a supernatural ability
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>>47736
Okay. I don't really care what you call it. There is absolutely nothing in the entry for either one that suggests a supernatural sonic attack is anything other than a kind of breath weapon, and if it isn't, I don't give a shit, because I like the idea of a hybrid brass dragon having its own breath weapon and I don't care about pedantry for a fantasy game
Okay. I don't really care what you call it. There is absolutely nothing in the entry for either one that suggests a supernatural sonic attack is anything other than a kind of breath weapon, and if it isn't, I don't give a shit, because I like the idea of a hybrid brass dragon having its own breath weapon and I don't care about pedantry for a fantasy game
>>47735
>Not mind-affecting
It's a Charisma-based will save though, so it'd still effectively have the same mechanic.
It's definitely not a Breath Weapon: it'd allow a reflex save in that case.
>Covering your ears
Few creatures have that ability, but I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw).
>Not mind-affecting
It's a Charisma-based will save though, so it'd still effectively have the same mechanic.
It's definitely not a Breath Weapon: it'd allow a reflex save in that case.
>Covering your ears
Few creatures have that ability, but I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw).
>>47738
It probably would've been listed as a spell-like ability if it used any component other than Sonic, so it probably follows the basic rules of Sonic abilities:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sonic_Attack
It probably would've been listed as a spell-like ability if it used any component other than Sonic, so it probably follows the basic rules of Sonic abilities:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sonic_Attack
>>47738
>It would allow a reflex save if it were a breath weapon
Did you even read the entry? It says:
"Some breath weapons allow a Fortitude save or a Will save instead of a Reflex save"
>I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw)
All of that shit you made up. None of that is in the entry.
>>47740
Did you bother to read the entry for Dragonne? It's an Su - a supernatural ability. Not an Sp or spell like ability. Like a breathe weapon.
>It would allow a reflex save if it were a breath weapon
Did you even read the entry? It says:
"Some breath weapons allow a Fortitude save or a Will save instead of a Reflex save"
>I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw)
All of that shit you made up. None of that is in the entry.
>>47740
Did you bother to read the entry for Dragonne? It's an Su - a supernatural ability. Not an Sp or spell like ability. Like a breathe weapon.
>>47741
Yeah, I'm just typing out of memory.. It is an Su ability now that I look at it.
I guess it's not far-fetched to treat it as a breath weapon, since only Dragonnes are immune to it, like every other creature with that ability. I wonder what energy it'd be based off.
Yeah, I'm just typing out of memory.. It is an Su ability now that I look at it.
I guess it's not far-fetched to treat it as a breath weapon, since only Dragonnes are immune to it, like every other creature with that ability. I wonder what energy it'd be based off.
>>47744
Considering that it's will-based, it really doesn't matter if you call it a breath weapon or not. The Roar by itself is it's own ability. I just thought it'd be treated just like a howler's roar.
Sonic attacks are great. Too bad so few of them are ally exclusive. Great spread though.
Considering that it's will-based, it really doesn't matter if you call it a breath weapon or not. The Roar by itself is it's own ability. I just thought it'd be treated just like a howler's roar.
Sonic attacks are great. Too bad so few of them are ally exclusive. Great spread though.
>>47745
>Not ally exclusive
Shhh! Don't let GM find out, because I want to use this ability in the future
It's a 6 point strength and Dexterity drain for all creatures within 30 feet that fail their saving throws. If I cast Eagle's splendor on self and mount - or if she casts Eagle's splendor on herself when she levels up - then the save DC on her roar rises by another two points
>Not ally exclusive
Shhh! Don't let GM find out, because I want to use this ability in the future
It's a 6 point strength and Dexterity drain for all creatures within 30 feet that fail their saving throws. If I cast Eagle's splendor on self and mount - or if she casts Eagle's splendor on herself when she levels up - then the save DC on her roar rises by another two points
>>47746
It isn't though.
That's why I've never bothered to summon a Howler: it'd exhaust everyone but Tracy and Thez.
It isn't though.
That's why I've never bothered to summon a Howler: it'd exhaust everyone but Tracy and Thez.
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>>47749
I think that was what was bannished though
>Tracy is in nightmare form
Creatures with alternate forms retain the type and subtype of the original form. Do you want to be specially vulnerable to banes and various anti-evil outsider spells? Because that's the only difference it makes
I think that was what was bannished though
>Tracy is in nightmare form
Creatures with alternate forms retain the type and subtype of the original form. Do you want to be specially vulnerable to banes and various anti-evil outsider spells? Because that's the only difference it makes
>>47750
I assumed she counted as one because everything else was the same, but I don't really know or care. The subtype isn't really that relevant for me.
I assumed she counted as one because everything else was the same, but I don't really know or care. The subtype isn't really that relevant for me.
*goes to bed*
If I burn/blow-up a building or other lage populated area, and a bunch of NPCs die at once, do I still get XP for killing them indirectly?
>>47733
>we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
Then we'll just have to re-kill them faster.
Is the party going to try to smack some info out of Kang Doot before the crawl?
>we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
Then we'll just have to re-kill them faster.
Is the party going to try to smack some info out of Kang Doot before the crawl?
>>47756
It was mostly a joke to stir-up conversation.
But hypothetically, if you set fire to a building to kill an enemy inside, does that count as your kill?
It was mostly a joke to stir-up conversation.
But hypothetically, if you set fire to a building to kill an enemy inside, does that count as your kill?
>>47756
Now I have a question along those lines.
If Torc somehow set the dust on fire triggering the explosion, how much of the dungeon would that bypass?
Also, can Snek get a chameleon ring?
Now I have a question along those lines.
If Torc somehow set the dust on fire triggering the explosion, how much of the dungeon would that bypass?
Also, can Snek get a chameleon ring?
>>47759
The dungeon is made of glassteel, so it's pretty much indestructible to any means except the ship's cannons (your meteor swarm didn't do shit to it, remember).
Remind me to pick-up the shards of material from where we entered, so Tracy can make some collector's-edition shanks.
The dungeon is made of glassteel, so it's pretty much indestructible to any means except the ship's cannons (your meteor swarm didn't do shit to it, remember).
Remind me to pick-up the shards of material from where we entered, so Tracy can make some collector's-edition shanks.
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>>47759
>chameleon ring
If you manage to get one, he could wear it on his tail.
You could also just cast invisibility on him, if you wanted. Tracy could also make him a Hat of Disguise, to emulate the effect.
>chameleon ring
If you manage to get one, he could wear it on his tail.
You could also just cast invisibility on him, if you wanted. Tracy could also make him a Hat of Disguise, to emulate the effect.
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>>47764
>I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
You and me both…
He'd need it, because he's YUGE, so he takes a -8 penalty on Hide checks.
I'm not sure if he retains his monster skill points after getting class levels, but a Giant Constrictor normally has 10 ranks in Hide.
>I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
You and me both…
He'd need it, because he's YUGE, so he takes a -8 penalty on Hide checks.
I'm not sure if he retains his monster skill points after getting class levels, but a Giant Constrictor normally has 10 ranks in Hide.
>>47766
But he gets a +4 species bonus for hide checks, so I don't know if that means the -8 doesn't apply to him or what.
But he gets a +4 species bonus for hide checks, so I don't know if that means the -8 doesn't apply to him or what.
>>47772
Yes and no. He's an 11HD creature, but hasn't gained sufficient experience to advance to level 1 as a Rogue. As a familiar, he gets +9 to his Natural Armor, and has a de-facto intelligence of 14. As a familiar also, he has a default HP of 1/2 Torcuil.
BTW, Torcuil gets +2 on his bluff checks.
Level 0 means that the character has begun to learn the basics of the class, and gets minimal (very) abilities of the class.
Thez for example, declared level 0 Sorcerer. Because of her Charisma bonus she can cast 1 bonus 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th level spell per day, but she only knows one 0 level spell (Dancing Lights). So she can cast Dancing Lights a bunch of times.
In a comparable manner, Snek would have minimal initial skill points to apply (level one is (8+Int)x4, probably <1/2. Additionally he wouldn't yet be able to sneak attack, etc.
Yes and no. He's an 11HD creature, but hasn't gained sufficient experience to advance to level 1 as a Rogue. As a familiar, he gets +9 to his Natural Armor, and has a de-facto intelligence of 14. As a familiar also, he has a default HP of 1/2 Torcuil.
BTW, Torcuil gets +2 on his bluff checks.
Level 0 means that the character has begun to learn the basics of the class, and gets minimal (very) abilities of the class.
Thez for example, declared level 0 Sorcerer. Because of her Charisma bonus she can cast 1 bonus 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th level spell per day, but she only knows one 0 level spell (Dancing Lights). So she can cast Dancing Lights a bunch of times.
In a comparable manner, Snek would have minimal initial skill points to apply (level one is (8+Int)x4, probably <1/2. Additionally he wouldn't yet be able to sneak attack, etc.
Definitely claiming a Silver or Gold dragon as a waifu
>>47775
Is there any drawback to taking zero levels?
I might have Tracy late a 0 lvl in Sorcerer then, so she can get Mage Hand and lvl up as an Arcane Trickster.
Is there any drawback to taking zero levels?
I might have Tracy late a 0 lvl in Sorcerer then, so she can get Mage Hand and lvl up as an Arcane Trickster.
>>47776
Trump is still with the party yes?
"Uhm,... can I ask you something?" Thez asks, attempting nonchalance, but failing cuz Trump's sense motive is absurd. She wants something.
>>47778
Both canon and ITT, I'm going with "no". I allowed it for Fae cuz otherwise she's cannon fodder, but Tracy is already more than uber.
>>47779
Taking a 0 level commits the character to advancing in that level upon next level advancement, which may have its own variety of consequences.
Trump is still with the party yes?
"Uhm,... can I ask you something?" Thez asks, attempting nonchalance, but failing cuz Trump's sense motive is absurd. She wants something.
>>47778
Both canon and ITT, I'm going with "no". I allowed it for Fae cuz otherwise she's cannon fodder, but Tracy is already more than uber.
>>47779
Taking a 0 level commits the character to advancing in that level upon next level advancement, which may have its own variety of consequences.
Now for the part you're all going to like (mostly).
When it comes to skill checks, there's an optional rule I've been employing liberally without saying anything.
Any time a character is making a skill check against a DC that is -20 or more of their rank, they can opt to take a 10 on their dice roll as long as they are not engaged in combat. The idea is that the task of so simple compared to their developed skill that they could do it with their eyes closed. Tying one's shoes would be a DC1 rope use check, where its so basic that the chance of failure is nil.
When it comes to skill checks, there's an optional rule I've been employing liberally without saying anything.
Any time a character is making a skill check against a DC that is -20 or more of their rank, they can opt to take a 10 on their dice roll as long as they are not engaged in combat. The idea is that the task of so simple compared to their developed skill that they could do it with their eyes closed. Tying one's shoes would be a DC1 rope use check, where its so basic that the chance of failure is nil.
>>47782
"Do you,... still have that robe with all the pockets? I was thinking,... if you weren't using it,... I mean if you are using it then forget I said anything. But if you're not,... I don't know,... maybe you'd consider trading for something?"
"Do you,... still have that robe with all the pockets? I was thinking,... if you weren't using it,... I mean if you are using it then forget I said anything. But if you're not,... I don't know,... maybe you'd consider trading for something?"
GM, can you answer that question about the Hecatoncheires?
>>47784
What's the DC for tying someone else's shoes together?
>>47784
What's the DC for tying someone else's shoes together?
>>47785
"Yes, I believe it's on Fae's bags. I placed most of Kiynen's horde in it, so hold on while I get it and remove those items"
"Yes, I believe it's on Fae's bags. I placed most of Kiynen's horde in it, so hold on while I get it and remove those items"
>>47787
I think it's only armor that can have Shadow.
…But if not, I'll gladly load Tracy up with magick socks, panties, garters., etc.
I think it's only armor that can have Shadow.
…But if not, I'll gladly load Tracy up with magick socks, panties, garters., etc.
>>47791
>Which part?
The part about the blood-forged weapons.
Is deity blood a special material for craft? Refer to:
>>47417 →
I was wondering if Tracy could use Kefka's body parts to make a special weapon later on, because that monster description implied that it had properties that made it deadly to some monsters.
I thought it'd make a great tempering fluid for an awesome mace or sword.
>Which part?
The part about the blood-forged weapons.
Is deity blood a special material for craft? Refer to:
>>47417 →
I was wondering if Tracy could use Kefka's body parts to make a special weapon later on, because that monster description implied that it had properties that made it deadly to some monsters.
I thought it'd make a great tempering fluid for an awesome mace or sword.
>>47794
Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it.
Uh...Tracy can buy horses with some of it I guess
Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it.
Uh...Tracy can buy horses with some of it I guess
>>47793
First off, they're not immune. Heca,... those things regenerate against any weapon other than blood-forged or Good-aligned weapons. For two, those things are OP AF. I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official.
Having said, maybe but IDK. Its not something I expected to have to consider.
>>47792
Several things. Currently Thez is wearing a simple monk's fighting outfit (a Gi, for the martial artists in the periphery). As a monk, she takes penalties if she wears armor or is otherwise encumbered, but an article like a robe can be utilized without penalties. For two, Thez is a knob about some things, and is planning for carrying all the material components (that she doesn't need) that she'll need as a sorcerer.
First off, they're not immune. Heca,... those things regenerate against any weapon other than blood-forged or Good-aligned weapons. For two, those things are OP AF. I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official.
Having said, maybe but IDK. Its not something I expected to have to consider.
>>47792
Several things. Currently Thez is wearing a simple monk's fighting outfit (a Gi, for the martial artists in the periphery). As a monk, she takes penalties if she wears armor or is otherwise encumbered, but an article like a robe can be utilized without penalties. For two, Thez is a knob about some things, and is planning for carrying all the material components (that she doesn't need) that she'll need as a sorcerer.
>>47797
Um, okay. What's the rating on her amulet of the mighty fists, and/or does she have an extra lying around?
>>47796
>If I want to take other things
The only reason I thought to hide it was because of the possibility that all of it would fall in the "I take things I don't actually want just because klepto"
Um, okay. What's the rating on her amulet of the mighty fists, and/or does she have an extra lying around?
>>47796
>If I want to take other things
The only reason I thought to hide it was because of the possibility that all of it would fall in the "I take things I don't actually want just because klepto"
>>47797
Since it's the blood of a Chaotic Ebil demigod, I thought it'd make for a ebin murder-mace, maybe with specific powers, if I can find the time for her to work on it.
> I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official. something I expected to have to consider.
Ikr. Epin-level monsters are terrifying. Some are even rank-0 deities, like Phaethons, Atropals, or Infernals: all apocalypse-tier.
Since it's the blood of a Chaotic Ebil demigod, I thought it'd make for a ebin murder-mace, maybe with specific powers, if I can find the time for her to work on it.
> I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official. something I expected to have to consider.
Ikr. Epin-level monsters are terrifying. Some are even rank-0 deities, like Phaethons, Atropals, or Infernals: all apocalypse-tier.
>>47798
The amulet is part of her belt and can't be removed, along with the amulet of non-detection. Its an heirloom item associated with mastery of her former/native Monk monastery. She doesn't have an extra, and its +5 (meaning, requiring at least a 15th level caster, and 50 days to fabricate).
>>47799
Just one of those - which aren't unique creatures - could easily walk through most of the Infernal lords. Soros would get his ass handed to him for example.
The amulet is part of her belt and can't be removed, along with the amulet of non-detection. Its an heirloom item associated with mastery of her former/native Monk monastery. She doesn't have an extra, and its +5 (meaning, requiring at least a 15th level caster, and 50 days to fabricate).
>>47799
Just one of those - which aren't unique creatures - could easily walk through most of the Infernal lords. Soros would get his ass handed to him for example.
>>47800
It looks to me like the publications for epic-level monsters, classes and spells were mostly made for high-level campaigns that focused on insane missions, like theomachia or apocalypse-reversal, from what I've gathered. Even the existance of Abominations seems to be put in the game for "let's go kill a literal god" kind of campaigns.
It looks to me like the publications for epic-level monsters, classes and spells were mostly made for high-level campaigns that focused on insane missions, like theomachia or apocalypse-reversal, from what I've gathered. Even the existance of Abominations seems to be put in the game for "let's go kill a literal god" kind of campaigns.
>>47801
Well, the challenge ratings are based off "The level that a 4-player party would theoretically need to be to vanquish". Hecs are 57th? Absurd. Thez only got where she's at because she spent an excessive amount of time soloing and not sharing xp. I can't imagine ranking 4 players to that point, let alone past it.
Well, the challenge ratings are based off "The level that a 4-player party would theoretically need to be to vanquish". Hecs are 57th? Absurd. Thez only got where she's at because she spent an excessive amount of time soloing and not sharing xp. I can't imagine ranking 4 players to that point, let alone past it.
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>>47802
It has superior multi-weapon fighting, and it has a hundred arms. Nothing but an actual god of war, with 50 ranks in Fighter (maybe, if he's lucky) could best it in combat.
It's based off of those mythical ancient greek primordial giants who lived before the gods or even the titans: they could tear mountains in two with their strength.
It has superior multi-weapon fighting, and it has a hundred arms. Nothing but an actual god of war, with 50 ranks in Fighter (maybe, if he's lucky) could best it in combat.
It's based off of those mythical ancient greek primordial giants who lived before the gods or even the titans: they could tear mountains in two with their strength.
>>47803
It's based off of dark and elder things alright, but I don't think Greek mythology is the closest comparison
It's based off of dark and elder things alright, but I don't think Greek mythology is the closest comparison
>>47803
The other ebin monsters are freaky too.
An Atropal is like every abortion every woman ever had, coming back for revenge on the living. Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends' faces as an afternoon snack. A Phaethon is like a walking nuclear explosion.
The other ebin monsters are freaky too.
An Atropal is like every abortion every woman ever had, coming back for revenge on the living. Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends' faces as an afternoon snack. A Phaethon is like a walking nuclear explosion.
>>47804
>The Hecatoncheires were giant creatures in Greek mythology. Their name means "hundred - handed ones", and apart from a hundred hands of unfathomable strength, they also had fifty heads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
>The Hecatoncheires were giant creatures in Greek mythology. Their name means "hundred - handed ones", and apart from a hundred hands of unfathomable strength, they also had fifty heads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
>>47803
Right. Meaning, the party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it, unless it was used as a Deus Ex Machina-type, story that isn't so much vanquished as it is defeated, sealed, cast into other realms, etc. As a looming (pun intended) threat, sure but as a legit fight? I say again, absurd.
Right. Meaning, the party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it, unless it was used as a Deus Ex Machina-type, story that isn't so much vanquished as it is defeated, sealed, cast into other realms, etc. As a looming (pun intended) threat, sure but as a legit fight? I say again, absurd.
>>47808
According to wiki sources, they're the oldest Abominations: born of proto-deities early in the multiverse's history. They're older than most gods, unlike most other Abominations, who are usually the offspring of gods.
According to wiki sources, they're the oldest Abominations: born of proto-deities early in the multiverse's history. They're older than most gods, unlike most other Abominations, who are usually the offspring of gods.
>>47807
Nobully; it could be Lenos, it could be Anongriffonfilly, it could be Sad Alex, Taylor, or any number of possibilities.
>>47809
Again, I'm just seeing something absurd that no reasonable party could/would ever think of actually trying to kill, and if they are I question their creativity as players and that of the GM, as well as the authenticity and legitimacy of their campaign desu.
We were talking about God-granted quests earlier; this is a God quest.
Nobully; it could be Lenos, it could be Anon
>>47809
Again, I'm just seeing something absurd that no reasonable party could/would ever think of actually trying to kill, and if they are I question their creativity as players and that of the GM, as well as the authenticity and legitimacy of their campaign desu.
We were talking about God-granted quests earlier; this is a God quest.
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>>47803
>>47803
>>47809
>>47811
>>47813
For you:
Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city—the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about “imposture” and “static electricity”, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.
>>47803
>>47809
>>47811
>>47813
For you:
Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city—the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about “imposture” and “static electricity”, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.
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>blogpost intensifies
Funny story! Apparently I was supposed to work this morning, but due to a miscommunication (rather, my lack of seeking confirmation) I got my first no-call, no-show of my whole LIFE today,.... Also I'm back for the duration (weekend).
Funny story! Apparently I was supposed to work this morning, but due to a miscommunication (rather, my lack of seeking confirmation) I got my first no-call, no-show of my whole LIFE today,.... Also I'm back for the duration (weekend).
>>47826
Its actually not a big deal. I'm on light duty or injury, and I have an absolutely spotless record otherwise (in 3 years I've called in once) and my boss knows it, and lack of communication has never even been a consideration. In fact, while I've neglected it in recent months, I used to have a monthly e-mail correspondence with my boss just because I have serious social anxiety but am full of emergent ideas, many of which have helped to improve and shape aspects of the company's position and performance. For example, I introduced him to Simon Sinek, which has had a tangible impact (I wonder if corporate and foremen might have gone to one of his seminars?) on the overview of the company. I can get away with it scot-free in this case because I'm the fukkin' man at my job
Its actually not a big deal. I'm on light duty or injury, and I have an absolutely spotless record otherwise (in 3 years I've called in once) and my boss knows it, and lack of communication has never even been a consideration. In fact, while I've neglected it in recent months, I used to have a monthly e-mail correspondence with my boss just because I have serious social anxiety but am full of emergent ideas, many of which have helped to improve and shape aspects of the company's position and performance. For example, I introduced him to Simon Sinek, which has had a tangible impact (I wonder if corporate and foremen might have gone to one of his seminars?) on the overview of the company. I can get away with it scot-free in this case because I'm the fukkin' man at my job
*for
>>47830
I'm working on it, but this is an ultra-rural community that doesn't take kindly to anyone who isn't a 3rd+ generation of the "hooplah" family.
I'm working on it, but this is an ultra-rural community that doesn't take kindly to anyone who isn't a 3rd+ generation of the "hooplah" family.
>>47833
Oh, don't even get me started, its part of my diabolical 1488 scheme. Major cities are largely lost. Its largely (only?) by fomenting the awareness and viability (economically, socially, etc.) of smaller communities that the white race has any chance at all desu. These are communities that its not too late to redpill on muslims (not exclusively) and who havve EVERY incentive to avoid and act against further decay of the US.
Oh, don't even get me started, its part of my diabolical 1488 scheme. Major cities are largely lost. Its largely (only?) by fomenting the awareness and viability (economically, socially, etc.) of smaller communities that the white race has any chance at all desu. These are communities that its not too late to redpill on muslims (not exclusively) and who havve EVERY incentive to avoid and act against further decay of the US.
>>47838
They're getting kinda big. They're about 12' sitting down, (cuz there's not much mass to the legs) and they're beginning to show coloration. One (I forget the name at the moment and I'll lose focus if I look it up, but its within the theme) is beginning to show an almost fluorescence, trending toward violet or blue.
They're getting kinda big. They're about 12' sitting down, (cuz there's not much mass to the legs) and they're beginning to show coloration. One (I forget the name at the moment and I'll lose focus if I look it up, but its within the theme) is beginning to show an almost fluorescence, trending toward violet or blue.
They show the dopiest enthusiasm before Tracy even enters the room. They can't smell or "specifically" detect that its Tracy, but there's a consistency to her presentation. Preceeding Tracy's arrival would be a series of incredibly minute details that would otherwise go unnoticed to a conscious biped (read: hooman) but which animals take to readily. This is why I contest the intelligence scale wrt animals, but I digress. I do admit that there is a significant possibility that atypical stats, behavior, intelligence, etc. that is observable IRL animals might not exclusive to "player" interaction. Simply, I've always observed highly intelligent dogs, cats, etc. Having said, I have always (almost) observed them amongst exceptional individuals.
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>>47841
So each of those birds which Tracy got for free are not only able to almost equal Fae in one on one combat, but they're magic beasts as well?
So each of those birds which Tracy got for free are not only able to almost equal Fae in one on one combat, but they're magic beasts as well?
>>47841
Tracy dumps out out her bag of ground elephant meat a lightly-cooked egg yolks and watches happily as they eat, with a slight blush about her cheeks.
>>47843
>magical
No. Rocs are animals. You're thinking of Giant Eagles.
GM just thinks animals are smarter than the game-makers give them credit for, and is building character in their subtle responses.
>>47844
Go talk to your doggo.
Tracy dumps out out her bag of ground elephant meat a lightly-cooked egg yolks and watches happily as they eat, with a slight blush about her cheeks.
>>47843
>magical
No. Rocs are animals. You're thinking of Giant Eagles.
GM just thinks animals are smarter than the game-makers give them credit for, and is building character in their subtle responses.
>>47844
Go talk to your doggo.
>>47844
A Paladin's mount is an essential feature of the class, and a Dragonne is a CR 7 with 19 strength, whereas a Roc is a CR 9 with 34 strength and is two size categories larger with corresponding increases in damage
A Paladin's mount is an essential feature of the class, and a Dragonne is a CR 7 with 19 strength, whereas a Roc is a CR 9 with 34 strength and is two size categories larger with corresponding increases in damage
>>47843
Not hardly. They're dopey, clumsy, and awkward. They're a liability in combat. But they are cute, if not ginormous.
>>47842
Desu, my mate is not aryan. She is of royal, "pacific" ancestry though. Xp
>>47845
>doggo
This. If I wanted to be authentic, he'd have pissed and shit on everything cuz "is he even let outside?". Mental note, have Bones check on him 3x a day, just in case.
What Infernius now has is a tiny dog that 'almost' pees its self whenever he shows up, but doesn't know how to calm down.
Not hardly. They're dopey, clumsy, and awkward. They're a liability in combat. But they are cute, if not ginormous.
>>47842
Desu, my mate is not aryan. She is of royal, "pacific" ancestry though. Xp
>>47845
>doggo
This. If I wanted to be authentic, he'd have pissed and shit on everything cuz "is he even let outside?". Mental note, have Bones check on him 3x a day, just in case.
What Infernius now has is a tiny dog that 'almost' pees its self whenever he shows up, but doesn't know how to calm down.
>>47851
I dont think you understand the kikes are blocking hitlers powers i dont even know how i can still use healing magic.
I dont think you understand the kikes are blocking hitlers powers i dont even know how i can still use healing magic.
>>47851
True, but she's still only CR10ish after features, not a match for two CR 9s
>names they can't remember
Oh please. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro is easily remembered
True, but she's still only CR10ish after features, not a match for two CR 9s
>names they can't remember
Oh please. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro is easily remembered
>>47859
Because I had dubs for one. For two, because Hitler is too awesome and undeniable. His blessings cannot be blocked by kikes, even if his words might be suppressed.
>>47860
This started back when I was first called to speak for the Fuhrer and balked cuz mein deutsch ist schrect and cuz I don't feel I could accurately portray him as a god.
Because I had dubs for one. For two, because Hitler is too awesome and undeniable. His blessings cannot be blocked by kikes, even if his words might be suppressed.
>>47860
This started back when I was first called to speak for the Fuhrer and balked cuz mein deutsch ist schrect and cuz I don't feel I could accurately portray him as a god.
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>>47877
>Rocs are cold weather animals
Did you read the Legend Of Sinbad? They would've lived around the Indian Ocean.
>Rocs are cold weather animals
Did you read the Legend Of Sinbad? They would've lived around the Indian Ocean.
>>47877
I know you are trying to do damage control and all but could you stop being disengenous and say they truth?
I mean i already know that hitler wants infernuis baby dead.
I know you are trying to do damage control and all but could you stop being disengenous and say they truth?
I mean i already know that hitler wants infernuis baby dead.
>>47888
Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
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Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
Where are the characters?
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
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>>47908
So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
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*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
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>>47929
There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
>Skills: For each skill in which either the master or the familiar has ranks, use either the normal skill ranks for an animal of that type or the master’s skill ranks, whichever are better. In either case, the familiar uses its own ability modifiers. Regardless of a familiar’s total skill modifiers, some skills may remain beyond the familiar’s ability to use.
So, what does this mean?
>>47930
Ah, that clears it up.
Where is everyone?
So, what does this mean?
>>47930
Ah, that clears it up.
Where is everyone?
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Found an idea for an Ebil Goddess.
[1d20+27 = 31]
>>47954
Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets
Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
>>47954
Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets
Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
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>>47964
Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all
Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all
>>47966
"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
>>47966
"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.
If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"
>>47968
"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.
If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"
>>47968
"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
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>>47973
"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
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>>47974
"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"
>>47975
*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*
"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"
>>47975
*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*
"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
>>47977
"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"
*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"
*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
>>47979
"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
>>47985
*holds pony close to self*
"A ball you say? Now that could work"
*makes note to self to try to do something grander*
*holds pony close to self*
"A ball you say? Now that could work"
*makes note to self to try to do something grander*
Torc somehow finds his way to the rest of the party, with Mr. Snek following close behind.
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
>>47984
"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."
*Faggot goes to bed*
"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."
*Faggot goes to bed*
>>47991
"They must be intwined or something, cause if I turn the lever while one's broken they all suffer the same fate. And who knows what that would do to the ship."
"They must be intwined or something, cause if I turn the lever while one's broken they all suffer the same fate. And who knows what that would do to the ship."
>>47992
"You can't just remove the one from the sequence and bypass it, allowing the other 13 to function?"
"You can't just remove the one from the sequence and bypass it, allowing the other 13 to function?"
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>>47995
>>47992
"I mean, it's not like we killed four lichs two days ago and all four will respawn within a few days if they haven't already. It's not like Dimensional anchor has a limited period of time it's active, and it's not like we've got a hell of a lot more rooms to clear before we get to the center of the nest. By all means, take your time. Do your shopping now. The enemy will be grateful"
>>47992
"I mean, it's not like we killed four lichs two days ago and all four will respawn within a few days if they haven't already. It's not like Dimensional anchor has a limited period of time it's active, and it's not like we've got a hell of a lot more rooms to clear before we get to the center of the nest. By all means, take your time. Do your shopping now. The enemy will be grateful"
>>47998
"I guess it could wait, but we won't be able to do any further damage to the temple. No new access points if needed."
"I guess it could wait, but we won't be able to do any further damage to the temple. No new access points if needed."
>>47998
"Infernius, when this city was attacked, it was attacked by a wide number of varieties of undead with four lichs visibly leading. It was organized by someone larger, more powerful, with many underlings. Thus far in the Pyramid we have encountered Allips, varg-thingies, wraiths, and what seemed to be an independently acting mummy lord. We haven't yet encountered even the beginning of who organized this attack. But don't think for a moment their leaders are not in there.
How long do you think it will be before they realize we've penetrated their citadel - they probably already have. Do you think that maybe they are just waiting until sunset - and sun light is toxic to many undead - to lead a forary into town to terroize and kill? Do you think they may come up with the idea to set a trap for us in the pyramid? How long do you think it will be before one of them realizes that all they have to do is get a high level spell caster to cast "dispell magic" to break the dimensional anchor and teleport away from us. Unless of course, they want to be in the harbor. Time is of the essence"
"Infernius, when this city was attacked, it was attacked by a wide number of varieties of undead with four lichs visibly leading. It was organized by someone larger, more powerful, with many underlings. Thus far in the Pyramid we have encountered Allips, varg-thingies, wraiths, and what seemed to be an independently acting mummy lord. We haven't yet encountered even the beginning of who organized this attack. But don't think for a moment their leaders are not in there.
How long do you think it will be before they realize we've penetrated their citadel - they probably already have. Do you think that maybe they are just waiting until sunset - and sun light is toxic to many undead - to lead a forary into town to terroize and kill? Do you think they may come up with the idea to set a trap for us in the pyramid? How long do you think it will be before one of them realizes that all they have to do is get a high level spell caster to cast "dispell magic" to break the dimensional anchor and teleport away from us. Unless of course, they want to be in the harbor. Time is of the essence"
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"We know who is behind attack,the kikes."
>>48001
"We know that they are organized. And an organized enemy, is a dangerous enemy. Very dangerous"
"We know that they are organized. And an organized enemy, is a dangerous enemy. Very dangerous"
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>>48003
"We must go in and kill them, before they have the chance to kill us and all of the aryan race. We must release mankind from this curse, and soon. Be strong. Be clever. And above all, act quickly. Because they will be"
"We must go in and kill them, before they have the chance to kill us and all of the aryan race. We must release mankind from this curse, and soon. Be strong. Be clever. And above all, act quickly. Because they will be"
>>48005
"Is this the part where I ask not what my country can do for me, but what can I do for my country?"
"Is this the part where I ask not what my country can do for me, but what can I do for my country?"
>>48006
"That's the spirit!
Perchance do you want to wear a cloak of resistance? It can help protect you from curses and effects many of these undead have."
"That's the spirit!
Perchance do you want to wear a cloak of resistance? It can help protect you from curses and effects many of these undead have."
"Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
From glen to glen and down the mountain side..."
*starts crying*
From glen to glen and down the mountain side..."
*starts crying*
>>48018
*hugs imagined representation of his lost comrade*
"I hate you too buddy" *sniff* "I hate you too"
*hugs imagined representation of his lost comrade*
"I hate you too buddy" *sniff* "I hate you too"
>>48028
"I didn't know he'd failed his saving throw...
I don't think it's comical. Him getting mauled to death by a special mount was comical, but losing him in battle..."
"I didn't know he'd failed his saving throw...
I don't think it's comical. Him getting mauled to death by a special mount was comical, but losing him in battle..."
Thez looks at Trump and Infernius, and then at Torcuil. "I've no idea what they're on about. It was funny though. One minute you were sitting there inspecting part of the room, the next minute you were on the floor disintegrating into sand. I mean, if we didn't have an entertron I'd be devastated! But as is,...."
>>48030
"Sorry, my Bluff skill is shit."
>>48030
"Sorry, my Bluff skill is shit."
>>48036
>grumbling
I need sleep, so this is where I part for thenight aw fuck it's morning.
See you faggots later
>grumbling
I need sleep, so this is where I part for the
See you faggots later
>>48039
"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
>>48049
She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
>>48051
>>48052
She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
>>48052
She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
She continues to hold him, murmuring softly before saying, "Naturally."
"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
>>48058
"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better with scales, or without?"
"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better with scales, or without?"
>>48064
She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
>>48068
>>48067
Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_Paladin
Not as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
>>48067
Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_Paladin
Not as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
[1d20+24 = 38]
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
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>Infernius as my Paladin's mount
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>>48078
I saw that!
I saw that!
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>>48089
Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold.
Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold.
>>48091
Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
>>48097
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
>>48101
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
Also, how much glass did she collect? The hole in the temple is big enough for Tracy to walk through at full size, so there had to be a lot of shards.
>>48105
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
>>48098
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
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>>48106
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
>>48107
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
>>48110
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
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Also, the reason that the airship cannons are the only thing that can damage the glassteel is because A: the walls are thick AF, and B. because they fire at a much higher velocity than standard cannons or the employed magics. Glassteel is remarkably temperature-resilient, quickly diffusing any extreme irregularities.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
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>>48116
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
>>48119
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
>>48121
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
>>48124
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
I've been here, if anyone's wondering
>>48125
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
>>48130
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
>>48132
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
>>48132
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
Alright.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
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>>48140
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
>>48142
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
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>>48145
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Oh hush, the hole isn't really that big. Tracy's faggottry is just taking the "16 feet" mention to seriously
>>48150
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.
>not appreciating smug Daybreaker pics
>>48159
It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
>>48161
Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
>>48164
She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
>>48166
>limits previously established
What limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
>limits previously established
What limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
Wait, no, that's correct.
>>48165
Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
>>48170
It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
>>48170
Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171
Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172
What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.
Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171
Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172
What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.
>>48178
Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship
Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship
Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
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>>48176
>Warhorse form
Wait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
>Warhorse form
Wait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
>>48184
I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form
>Warhorse form
>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)
>Cauchemar form (complete stats)
I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form
>Warhorse form
>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)
>Cauchemar form (complete stats)
>>48185
That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
>>48186
>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
>>48190
I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
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>Look up D&D Nightmares
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
>>48192
Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193
Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193
Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
*finishes carrying glass*
>>48198
Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
>>48198
Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
>>48200
She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
>>48201
>Claiming more Sus when you've just been given one that stacks with and makes infinitely more effective a class ability
\r
>Claiming more Sus when you've just been given one that stacks with and makes infinitely more effective a class ability
\r
I g2g for a while
>>48196
How is this anything other than letting every single attack in all combat be a sneak attack with a free action?
How is this anything other than letting every single attack in all combat be a sneak attack with a free action?
>>48207
That's an additional at least one sneak attack every single round though.
The boots of the wolf only let you flank once per encounter, and the cape presumably only lets you execute the manuever when you first draw the pistols, so about once per encounter. But this is 9d6 extra damage every single round of any encounter. 30+ additional damage every single round. For free. With no strategy, just using haxx to exploit a class feature to the etreme.
That's an additional at least one sneak attack every single round though.
The boots of the wolf only let you flank once per encounter, and the cape presumably only lets you execute the manuever when you first draw the pistols, so about once per encounter. But this is 9d6 extra damage every single round of any encounter. 30+ additional damage every single round. For free. With no strategy, just using haxx to exploit a class feature to the etreme.
>>48208
Smite evil only gives 17 damage per attack, less than half sneak attack damage. And that's limited to 4 uses a day
Smite evil only gives 17 damage per attack, less than half sneak attack damage. And that's limited to 4 uses a day
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>>48207
I could ask for an additional 9d6 damage on the first attack in every single round of combat... But what would be the point? You look at an enemy and *poof* they're dead. No strategy, no clever moves. No real chance of dying, being defeated and losing. No sense of accomplishment up winning. No comparing your results to people in other campaigns. Just attack an enemy, and they're dead. Why fight enemies at all?
>>48211
Invisibility spell ends when you attack an enemy
I could ask for an additional 9d6 damage on the first attack in every single round of combat... But what would be the point? You look at an enemy and *poof* they're dead. No strategy, no clever moves. No real chance of dying, being defeated and losing. No sense of accomplishment up winning. No comparing your results to people in other campaigns. Just attack an enemy, and they're dead. Why fight enemies at all?
>>48211
Invisibility spell ends when you attack an enemy
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>>48214
And that's another thing. What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal? You lose all of the Christmas Morning excitement
And that's another thing. What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal? You lose all of the Christmas Morning excitement
>>48215
Because, you know what you're getting with crafting.
The excitement is getting something you didn't even think about, but can use all the same
Because, you know what you're getting with crafting.
The excitement is getting something you didn't even think about, but can use all the same
What happens to a party memeber's dead body when they reappear in the enteron?
E.G: Trump bleeds out and revives. Does his body *poof* into smoke just leaving gear, or does it stay there?
E.G: Trump bleeds out and revives. Does his body *poof* into smoke just leaving gear, or does it stay there?
>>48215
The good shit doesn't get made quickly. Thez has been waiting since she became hooman (ish) again to unveil her Amulet of Natural Armor. Fuggin' DAYS
The good shit doesn't get made quickly. Thez has been waiting since she became hooman (ish) again to unveil her Amulet of Natural Armor. Fuggin' DAYS
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>>48215
>What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal?
The thrill of stealing things, and stabbing enemies.
Also, craft takes weeks, while stabbing is a standard action. Rogues don't have magick either.
>What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal?
The thrill of stealing things, and stabbing enemies.
Also, craft takes weeks, while stabbing is a standard action. Rogues don't have magick either.
>>48219
There's no thrill of stabbing or stealing if there's no challenge to it and no need for strategy
There's no thrill of stabbing or stealing if there's no challenge to it and no need for strategy
>>48220
Quantity.
If there's no challenge, keep doing it until you've got moar shekels than you can count. Then spend the shekels on cool stuff that makes it more efficient to kill more people and steal more stuff. Acquire wealth and power.
Quantity.
If there's no challenge, keep doing it until you've got moar shekels than you can count. Then spend the shekels on cool stuff that makes it more efficient to kill more people and steal more stuff. Acquire wealth and power.
>>48222
That entirely eliminates an entire pillar of the game by making combat meaningless except as money farming. Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest if that is your goal?
You're killing the fun by cheating everything
That entirely eliminates an entire pillar of the game by making combat meaningless except as money farming. Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest if that is your goal?
You're killing the fun by cheating everything
>>48224
I like stabbing things.
The more efficiently I stab, the more I can stab.
>You're killing the fun
You don't have to stab if it's not any fun for you.
I like stabbing things.
The more efficiently I stab, the more I can stab.
>You're killing the fun
You don't have to stab if it's not any fun for you.
>>48224
>Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest
Nobody to lend to, and I'd rather spend it on better swag.
>Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest
Nobody to lend to, and I'd rather spend it on better swag.
[1d20+15 = 16]
>>48225
but I had a great idea
In the meantime, Torc decides to step back into hole in the temple while Mr. Snek sneks snek-ily.
Rolling for an archtecture check for hidden shit
>>48225
but I had a great idea
In the meantime, Torc decides to step back into hole in the temple while Mr. Snek sneks snek-ily.
Rolling for an archtecture check for hidden shit
>>48229
Yeah, but why destroy the entire combat pillar of the game when we can have both loot and fun combat?
Yeah, but why destroy the entire combat pillar of the game when we can have both loot and fun combat?
>>48230
>15
How'd you get 15 in a Knowledge skill as a sorceror? I've been trying to rank-up in Planes knowledge, but i can still only get 8 ranks.
>15
How'd you get 15 in a Knowledge skill as a sorceror? I've been trying to rank-up in Planes knowledge, but i can still only get 8 ranks.
>>48231
>destroy the entire combat pillar of the game
Rogues don't play fair.
You met Korak, right? He'd sneak attack with both of his gunz.
>destroy the entire combat pillar of the game
Rogues don't play fair.
You met Korak, right? He'd sneak attack with both of his gunz.
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>>48234
You're confusing the player with the character. Players should play fair. And that cloak was only effective once per encounter unless he could duplicate the move
You're confusing the player with the character. Players should play fair. And that cloak was only effective once per encounter unless he could duplicate the move
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>>48239
You can't use it to hide the guns every single round though, just when you initially draw them
You can't use it to hide the guns every single round though, just when you initially draw them
>>48244
He's gonna walk in on Torc hopping around on one leg shouting assorted curses about Kefka's mother
He's gonna walk in on Torc hopping around on one leg shouting assorted curses about Kefka's mother
>>48245
That's not how the robe works.
Thieves (rogues and Bards) can also use Sleight of Hand checks to conceal their weapons.
With a dagger and a good check, you can Sneak Attack a character right in front of you.
That's not how the robe works.
Thieves (rogues and Bards) can also use Sleight of Hand checks to conceal their weapons.
With a dagger and a good check, you can Sneak Attack a character right in front of you.
>>48241
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?
And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?
And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.
It appears that everyone has been machine-gun booped, including a critical boop, before Thez rolled a fail.
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>>48251
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
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[1d20+26 = 36]
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.
Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.
Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
[1d20 = 6]
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though
>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?
>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?
>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though
>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?
>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?
>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
[1d20+16 = 27]
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil
Fae: Spot and Listen Check
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil
Fae: Spot and Listen Check
>>48272
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
[1d16 = 13]
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door
Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy
Spot and listen check
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door
Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy
Spot and listen check
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
>>48297
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
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>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
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>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
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Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
[1d20+28 = 34]
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]
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>>48371
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
[6d6 = 18]
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
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>>48411
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
[1d100 = 74]
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
>>48414
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
[2d6 = 5]
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48418
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
[1d20 = 1]
>>48419
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
>>48431
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
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>as the party engages the Frankensteins, shuffling noises can be heard from further down the hallway, including a disconcerting sound hibbity hooblah.
>>48444
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.
[6d6+15 = 31]
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
[3d20 = 43]
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
>shuffling sound intensifies
[1d20 = 19]
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48472
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
>>48469
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
Just 2 more levels...
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
>>48486
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
>>48496
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
>>48498
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
>>48503
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
I suddenly want to build a >rape factory. Forget the ranch.
>>48504
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.
[4d8+17 = 34]
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
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>>48517
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Praise American"
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Praise American"
>>48521
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
Trumpaladin frantically looks through a book pulled from Fae's bag
"I should have had this shit memmorized....
In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
"I should have had this shit memmorized....
In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
>>48523
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
>>48531
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
>>48535
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
>sectarian conflict
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
>>48539
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
So, has Tracy managed to sneak up on the orcs or not?
>>48538
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
>>48547
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
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*readies self to sneak attack orcs*
>>48572
How do you have 18 lvls with only 2 lvls in Theurge? Shouldn't it be 5 max?
Or do I have the skills system messed up?
How do you have 18 lvls with only 2 lvls in Theurge? Shouldn't it be 5 max?
Or do I have the skills system messed up?
>>48571
Nah, when pleading opposite causes before an arbiter, you roll for Diplomacy. That's the debate skill
Nah, when pleading opposite causes before an arbiter, you roll for Diplomacy. That's the debate skill
*readies knives, waiting to stab something*
I know you can roll knowledge religion to answer questions about gods. It's a complex question, so the DC would be 20-30.
>>48581
Nah. Neither party is going to know if the other character has a correct answer, because they don't hold to the same basis of knowledge and they don't acceot the other's religious texts as authoritative. It's like if you were arguing with a jew about whatever religious question. Neither would believe the other when they claimed a correct answer.
Debate is about force of personality and persuasion. That is, it's charisma based diplomacy
Nah. Neither party is going to know if the other character has a correct answer, because they don't hold to the same basis of knowledge and they don't acceot the other's religious texts as authoritative. It's like if you were arguing with a jew about whatever religious question. Neither would believe the other when they claimed a correct answer.
Debate is about force of personality and persuasion. That is, it's charisma based diplomacy
>>48583
I'm going to put all my ranks upon next levels into knowledge plains and Gather Information then. I want to be an Agent Retriever.
I'm going to put all my ranks upon next levels into knowledge plains and Gather Information then. I want to be an Agent Retriever.
>>48584
Well that's just trying to get one to believe the other. That isn't going to go anywhere.
And can Tracy stab something yet?
Well that's just trying to get one to believe the other. That isn't going to go anywhere.
And can Tracy stab something yet?
>>48584
Altering someone's opinion in this case would probably be closer to a Bluff check, if anything.
Altering someone's opinion in this case would probably be closer to a Bluff check, if anything.
>>48586
Did you see >>48568? That looks to me like DM going to sleep or going away for a long while and marking a point in the posts to figure out where he needs to start reading to catch up
>>48587
Depends on the HD of the creature. Much lower HD than caster it kills, and equal HD it deafens, and so forth.
>>48591
Not if they are equal HD or almost equal
>>48588
Diplomacy is about improving mood. If I were actually trying to persuade Infernius I know the steps I would take
Did you see >>48568? That looks to me like DM going to sleep or going away for a long while and marking a point in the posts to figure out where he needs to start reading to catch up
>>48587
Depends on the HD of the creature. Much lower HD than caster it kills, and equal HD it deafens, and so forth.
>>48591
Not if they are equal HD or almost equal
>>48588
Diplomacy is about improving mood. If I were actually trying to persuade Infernius I know the steps I would take
>>48592
The description says creatures are only unaffected if their hit dice exceeds your caster level though....
The description says creatures are only unaffected if their hit dice exceeds your caster level though....
Alrifht, I gtg for the night cause I got shit to do in the morning. Night guys, seey you later
>>48602
Cause Tracy is now CE and doesn't want you to know
>>48602
Cause Tracy is now CE and doesn't want you to know
>>48607
Tracy snuck off to another room during her turn before any of that happened.
I'm still waiting for her encounter with the orcs.
Tracy snuck off to another room during her turn before any of that happened.
I'm still waiting for her encounter with the orcs.
>>48609
True. Tracy went towards the source of the sounds, which would mean that she was in the room with Trumpaladin and Torcuil, and thus would be subject to both Holy word and word of Chaos
True. Tracy went towards the source of the sounds, which would mean that she was in the room with Trumpaladin and Torcuil, and thus would be subject to both Holy word and word of Chaos
>>48608
She did though.
Has Tracy been able to Sneak Up on the orcs yet?
It's getting close to midnight..
She did though.
Has Tracy been able to Sneak Up on the orcs yet?
It's getting close to midnight..
>>48611
GM WENT TO SLEEP
And just because something says hibbity hooblah doesn't make it an Orc. Hell, it could have run away and was what sounded the alarm to the undead horde. Also, where is she getting the cover to hide while she's in the open?
And what the hell is this shush?
GM WENT TO SLEEP
And just because something says hibbity hooblah doesn't make it an Orc. Hell, it could have run away and was what sounded the alarm to the undead horde. Also, where is she getting the cover to hide while she's in the open?
And what the hell is this shush?
>>48619
>lying
Acting in a fraudulent manner with intent to deceive: You edited that post so it would look like I had said something that I hadn't.
>lying
Acting in a fraudulent manner with intent to deceive: You edited that post so it would look like I had said something that I hadn't.
>>48619
>nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick
I was scoffing at your immature impulse to delet things you don't like.
>nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick
I was scoffing at your immature impulse to delet things you don't like.
>>48620
No, I was editing it so you'd see it, be pissed off by it, and then delete it like you normally do.
No, I was editing it so you'd see it, be pissed off by it, and then delete it like you normally do.
>>48621
And you're making shit up about Tracy's location because you don't want to say what the hell is going on.
And you're making shit up about Tracy's location because you don't want to say what the hell is going on.
>>48624
>implying the PCs would be able to tell if Tracy is visibly deafened by the Word of Chaos
You used Holy Word just before that.
>implying the PCs would be able to tell if Tracy is visibly deafened by the Word of Chaos
You used Holy Word just before that.
>>48627
Instead of saying she's in a different room, given that b1 is almost certainly the direction of the voices as the only other hallway loops around
Instead of saying she's in a different room, given that b1 is almost certainly the direction of the voices as the only other hallway loops around
>>48628
She explicitly moved away from the group, so she could Sneak Attack those orcs she head.
Skeletons, zombies or mummies don't go "hibbity hoobla", sand regardless, she is moving in a direction where she doesn't have a sectarian feud on her tail messing-up her stealth, so she can advance the dungeon.
She explicitly moved away from the group, so she could Sneak Attack those orcs she head.
Skeletons, zombies or mummies don't go "hibbity hoobla", sand regardless, she is moving in a direction where she doesn't have a sectarian feud on her tail messing-up her stealth, so she can advance the dungeon.
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>>48629
Don't you see? The hibbity hooblah was of guards sounding an alarm, and they responded by bringing in a small horde
>Mummies can't speak hibbity Hooblah
GM described the rural folk of Washington state as being hibbity hooblah types. How much of an expert in languages are you to say orcs alone speak it?
Don't you see? The hibbity hooblah was of guards sounding an alarm, and they responded by bringing in a small horde
>Mummies can't speak hibbity Hooblah
GM described the rural folk of Washington state as being hibbity hooblah types. How much of an expert in languages are you to say orcs alone speak it?
>>48631
Then why did Infernius encounter it before Tracy, when it was Tracy's turn to move?
When he said "hibbity hooblah types" I think he meant SJWs.
Either way, I had Tracy Sneak off where she couldn't be seen, so she could get a Sneak Attack.
>>48632
This.
Anyway, it's past midnight, so I'm turning in.
Then why did Infernius encounter it before Tracy, when it was Tracy's turn to move?
When he said "hibbity hooblah types" I think he meant SJWs.
Either way, I had Tracy Sneak off where she couldn't be seen, so she could get a Sneak Attack.
>>48632
This.
Anyway, it's past midnight, so I'm turning in.
>>48644
>being a dick
M8, as far as I can tell, you're the only one who has a problem with any of this. It sounds like a personal problem.
I could ask you why you need to delet/edit posts on an hourly to express your feelings, but I really don't care why.
>being a dick
M8, as far as I can tell, you're the only one who has a problem with any of this. It sounds like a personal problem.
I could ask you why you need to delet/edit posts on an hourly to express your feelings, but I really don't care why.
>>48645
What are you trying to accomplish by being in a different room (implausibly) to avoid a word of chaos?
What are you trying to accomplish by being in a different room (implausibly) to avoid a word of chaos?
>>48650
Then what is it you're being open about? And why did you bring up the effects of the word of chaos then delete repeatedly?
Then what is it you're being open about? And why did you bring up the effects of the word of chaos then delete repeatedly?
>>48651
I felt like I might have been incorrect and then hesitated, twice. Then I looked it up and found out I was correct the first time.
>what is it you're being open about?
Literally nothing.
I felt like I might have been incorrect and then hesitated, twice. Then I looked it up and found out I was correct the first time.
>what is it you're being open about?
Literally nothing.
>>48654
If you've organized it to where she's killing off my character's humans without his being able to react to it then I'm more pissed than you can imagine
If you've organized it to where she's killing off my character's humans without his being able to react to it then I'm more pissed than you can imagine
>>48655
Dude if he has a secret about his character its okay. People keep secrets from other characters and players to build tension and drama, making the story feel more real and important.
Dude if he has a secret about his character its okay. People keep secrets from other characters and players to build tension and drama, making the story feel more real and important.
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>>48657
Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
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>>48663
They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
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>what supposed to have happened
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie
I have no excuses
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie
I have no excuses
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>>48676
I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
>>48592
This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
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>>48682
Oh, perfect!
Why'd you use worst pony though?
Could you um... use priestess padlock like in pic related?
Oh, perfect!
Why'd you use worst pony though?
Could you um... use priestess padlock like in pic related?
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>cleaner-er
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>er
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>>48704
I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
>>48706
I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
>>48707
Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
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>tfw still awake
Disrupting Weapon lasts 17 rounds. How many has it been since Infernius cast it? Just 2-3, right?
It's been way the hell longer than 12 to 18 seconds since you searched to prepare to open the door to the room that the rats were in before going to open the door where the golems were before going to the room where the snooze was before having a small horde attack before having a theological argument break out. Way the hell longer than 18 seconds
>>48716
He's right. It would have taken a few rounds to determine what the refuse in the previous room was. The battle order was modified when engaging the golems because of party position. I'd say its been about 7-8 rounds.
He's right. It would have taken a few rounds to determine what the refuse in the previous room was. The battle order was modified when engaging the golems because of party position. I'd say its been about 7-8 rounds.
>>48719
I hope these leftists are as ridiculously bureaucratic as the ones in our world: hopefully they'll have some useful documents.
I hope these leftists are as ridiculously bureaucratic as the ones in our world: hopefully they'll have some useful documents.
>>48719
Nope. It was once a storage area of some sort, but its been left to disuse and rot.
>stab
Yeah, that's right where things are at. I admit I got a little distracted when the Hitler v. Elway exchange was happening, but I would have avoided falling asleep if I was more conscious of it.
As is, it IS Tracy's turn, as Torcuil had just cast Mass Cure Serious on himself and the first of the advancing group. Strangely, it appears to have had no effect.
Nope. It was once a storage area of some sort, but its been left to disuse and rot.
>stab
Yeah, that's right where things are at. I admit I got a little distracted when the Hitler v. Elway exchange was happening, but I would have avoided falling asleep if I was more conscious of it.
As is, it IS Tracy's turn, as Torcuil had just cast Mass Cure Serious on himself and the first of the advancing group. Strangely, it appears to have had no effect.
>>48724
Hmmm. Good point. There could have been the holy word of chaos OR the Mass Cure, but not both.
Hmmm. Good point. There could have been the holy word of chaos OR the Mass Cure, but not both.
Do you immediately get Clerical Spells of your arcane spellcasting level from one level in Theiurge, or can you choose a different Divine Spellcasting class list?
[16d20 = 200]
>>48503
Tracy enters the room Thez is in, (notices a lever) while Thez continues to make sure its dead
The order after that was Infernius, Fae, Trump, Thez, Torc, and Tracy.
Which, if one goes off the declared actions, mean that:
>>48516
Infernius casts Mass Cure Serious Wounds
Fae doesn't appear to do anything, except comment on Football.
>>48522
Trump says the holy word (my bad) which strangely has no effect.
Then infighting
It would then be Thez' turn, just before Torcuil would have the chance to either 2nd cast Cure Serious, OR say "Shadilay".
>>48728
Yes. While you're getting that rundown, Thez moves to intercept along the corner from the hallway, obliterating faces.
Its a whole mishmash of assorted undead, all lumbering forward, except for some ghosts and shadows that glide along the ground. From further down the hall can still be heard a distinct "Hibbity Hooblah"
>>48729
It depends
>>48503
Tracy enters the room Thez is in, (notices a lever) while Thez continues to make sure its dead
The order after that was Infernius, Fae, Trump, Thez, Torc, and Tracy.
Which, if one goes off the declared actions, mean that:
>>48516
Infernius casts Mass Cure Serious Wounds
Fae doesn't appear to do anything, except comment on Football.
>>48522
Trump says the holy word (my bad) which strangely has no effect.
Then infighting
It would then be Thez' turn, just before Torcuil would have the chance to either 2nd cast Cure Serious, OR say "Shadilay".
>>48728
Yes. While you're getting that rundown, Thez moves to intercept along the corner from the hallway, obliterating faces.
Its a whole mishmash of assorted undead, all lumbering forward, except for some ghosts and shadows that glide along the ground. From further down the hall can still be heard a distinct "Hibbity Hooblah"
>>48729
It depends
[1d20 = 12]
And her opponent's next attack is an automatic hit with a chance to crit,....
And her opponent's next attack is an automatic hit with a chance to crit,....
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>48731
>depends
Depends on what?
Tracy Sneakily moves down the hall towards the hibbiting.
Rolling to move Silently
>>48731
>depends
Depends on what?
Tracy Sneakily moves down the hall towards the hibbiting.
Rolling to move Silently
>>48734
The hallway is packed with undead, she's not going anywhere.
>depends
Is the newly-Theurge a sorcerer, wizard, or cleric (or variant; bard, etc)?
The hallway is packed with undead, she's not going anywhere.
>depends
Is the newly-Theurge a sorcerer, wizard, or cleric (or variant; bard, etc)?
>>48739
No, but each class goes about spellcasting in a different manner. They would maintain that methodology (a wizard-theurge would still memorize and component their spells, a cleric-theurge would still pray for spells, and a sorcerer-theurge would still ordinarily Xp have their limited selection of basically innate spells).
No, but each class goes about spellcasting in a different manner. They would maintain that methodology (a wizard-theurge would still memorize and component their spells, a cleric-theurge would still pray for spells, and a sorcerer-theurge would still ordinarily Xp have their limited selection of basically innate spells).
>>48740
Tracy cast Arcane Spells as an Assassin, and Divine Spells as a Blackguard.
What could she get?
Tracy cast Arcane Spells as an Assassin, and Divine Spells as a Blackguard.
What could she get?
>>48739
>>48741
>>48743
"Hey Tracy, since we are about to be killed by mass hordes of undead, and since you went through the effort of making infernius cast that spell, and since it is your turn, could you please be a dear and pause from your metafagging long enough to kill something? It would be greatly appreciated"
>>48741
>>48743
"Hey Tracy, since we are about to be killed by mass hordes of undead, and since you went through the effort of making infernius cast that spell, and since it is your turn, could you please be a dear and pause from your metafagging long enough to kill something? It would be greatly appreciated"
>>48743
I'm not certain what you mean by "anymore spells".
If you mean "would she have access to more spells as a theurge/assassin/blackguard that makes julienne fries", yes. Her number of known/available spells would be limited, and I am not sure how the spellcasting would work at this moment.
>>48746
The undead seem rather uniform. Identical almost. Not entirely, there's different types, but this mummy looks like that mummy, those skeletons are identical too. They're awfully evenly spaced come to think of it.
I'm not certain what you mean by "anymore spells".
If you mean "would she have access to more spells as a theurge/assassin/blackguard that makes julienne fries", yes. Her number of known/available spells would be limited, and I am not sure how the spellcasting would work at this moment.
>>48746
The undead seem rather uniform. Identical almost. Not entirely, there's different types, but this mummy looks like that mummy, those skeletons are identical too. They're awfully evenly spaced come to think of it.
[3d20 = 22]
>>48747
What are these? Human skeletons?
Fug it.
Full round attack with sword on nearest thing.
>>48747
What are these? Human skeletons?
Fug it.
Full round attack with sword on nearest thing.
>>48755
Since when has she had great cleave?
>I doubt they have 17 hit die
How do you know that? Are you GM? Be patient and don't steam roll
Since when has she had great cleave?
>I doubt they have 17 hit die
How do you know that? Are you GM? Be patient and don't steam roll
>>48757
Oh, the first three attacks worked fine, splintering/decimating a zombie, a skeleton, and a ghoul. Tracy would have had a chance to cleave, but there are no more targets in range with the sword. The next row of 4 (a mummy, a,... wolf man?, a frankenstein, and a shadow) hasn't advanced yet. Tracy is almost in range of the corner and Thez' position.
Meanwhile, Thez is being attacked successfully. She is bitten by a zombie, flailed on by a mummy, and gashed by a skeleton.
Oh, the first three attacks worked fine, splintering/decimating a zombie, a skeleton, and a ghoul. Tracy would have had a chance to cleave, but there are no more targets in range with the sword. The next row of 4 (a mummy, a,... wolf man?, a frankenstein, and a shadow) hasn't advanced yet. Tracy is almost in range of the corner and Thez' position.
Meanwhile, Thez is being attacked successfully. She is bitten by a zombie, flailed on by a mummy, and gashed by a skeleton.
>>48766
The spell causes the procession of undead and such to dissipate in a shadowy puff that dominoes row after row as it makes its way down the hall. As it reaches the spell's perimeter, Infernius can see that they're coming from around the corner to the left, but can't see past that.
The spell causes the procession of undead and such to dissipate in a shadowy puff that dominoes row after row as it makes its way down the hall. As it reaches the spell's perimeter, Infernius can see that they're coming from around the corner to the left, but can't see past that.
Thez, who was in the process of preparing to beat the zombie with the femur of the skeleton, looks around foolishly, and a tad disappoint.
[1d20+16 = 20]
[1d20+26 = 46]
>>48771
In proper succession, Fae and Trumpaladin advance forth slowly nearing the end of the room but not quite to the corner. Trumpaladin detects evil and Fae spot and listen checks
[1d20+26 = 46]
>>48771
In proper succession, Fae and Trumpaladin advance forth slowly nearing the end of the room but not quite to the corner. Trumpaladin detects evil and Fae spot and listen checks
>mfw I just realized I've never even once applied Tracy's dexterity bonus to her Initiative rolls
>>48774
>xXx_369mlgnoscopesnek_xXx
Also, on the giant constrictor stats it says "base grapple +23" des this mean snek gets a +23 bonus on grapple?
>xXx_369mlgnoscopesnek_xXx
Also, on the giant constrictor stats it says "base grapple +23" des this mean snek gets a +23 bonus on grapple?
>>48773
They're not evil, but they don't act like their appearances. Their behavior is mostly a caricature of their "creature" type (whether zombie, or skeleton, or w/e) and they have a shadowy translucence, almost imperceivable but unmistakable upon examination. They're still whole and solid somehow, but they seem less substantial.
>>48780
That's correct.
So Trump and Fae are side by side advancing. Are they closing to striking distance?
They're not evil, but they don't act like their appearances. Their behavior is mostly a caricature of their "creature" type (whether zombie, or skeleton, or w/e) and they have a shadowy translucence, almost imperceivable but unmistakable upon examination. They're still whole and solid somehow, but they seem less substantial.
>>48780
That's correct.
So Trump and Fae are side by side advancing. Are they closing to striking distance?
Whoops, nevermind, I misread the post. Alright. Pretty much everyone is at/around the corner.
"This should be a piece of cake!" Thez says, darting around everyone.
>>48783
Only to a limited range
>>48784
Yes and yes.
[/b]POP[/b] rings out as Snek busts a cap, a skeleton down the hall takes a headshot. Though expressionless, Snek somehow looks satisfied.
"This should be a piece of cake!" Thez says, darting around everyone.
>>48783
Only to a limited range
>>48784
Yes and yes.
[/b]POP[/b] rings out as Snek busts a cap, a skeleton down the hall takes a headshot. Though expressionless, Snek somehow looks satisfied.
[3d20 = 28]
>>48786
Let's have Fae Pounce on her round, and Trumpaladin dispell magic after moving forward
>>48786
Let's have Fae Pounce on her round, and Trumpaladin dispell magic after moving forward
[16d20 = 171]
Thez does an anime-esque roaring charge, attempting an overrun. Defenders get attacks of opportunity. Rolling essentially to see how far she gets. They're spaced alternating 3/row-4/row.
Thez does an anime-esque roaring charge, attempting an overrun. Defenders get attacks of opportunity. Rolling essentially to see how far she gets. They're spaced alternating 3/row-4/row.
>>48792
I apologize. Well, Trump and Fae can have attacked the advancing ones, but otherwise Thez just ran them all over and managed to run into a wall.
I apologize. Well, Trump and Fae can have attacked the advancing ones, but otherwise Thez just ran them all over and managed to run into a wall.
>>48793
Did word of Chaos get cast last night?
I'm hoping no.
Also, what is everyone's alignments for when I use it
Torc: CG, Snek: CN, Infernius: CG, and that's all I know
Did word of Chaos get cast last night?
I'm hoping no.
Also, what is everyone's alignments for when I use it
Torc: CG, Snek: CN, Infernius: CG, and that's all I know
As Thez runs down the hall, striking the multitude of opponents in a sprinting double-lariat, she manages to deftly avoid each incoming strike and with each strike from her (now that she knows they're shadow illusions) the fabrications disappear in a puff of smoke. Curious to see how long she can keep this up, she glances back in satisfaction to see how far she's progressed, and runs head-first into a wall.
Thez: Neutral
Thez: Neutral
To Trump andd Fae's left is a door, and from around the corner Fae hears someone mutter something, followed by rapid footsteps.
>>48801
Nope, she started this boot NE. She is generally lawful in demeanor (except when eating faces), but her disposition is neutral. Over time (removing the fiendishness, other experiences, I'nis) she has trended away from direct evil. She's still capable of it, but she's less inclined.
Nope, she started this boot NE. She is generally lawful in demeanor (except when eating faces), but her disposition is neutral. Over time (removing the fiendishness, other experiences, I'nis) she has trended away from direct evil. She's still capable of it, but she's less inclined.
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>>48803
Actually, now I distinctly remember her saying she was glad to be Neutral Ebil the first time she watched Tracy >rape Trumpaladin.
Actually, now I distinctly remember her saying she was glad to be Neutral Ebil the first time she watched Tracy >rape Trumpaladin.
>>48803
Monks don't lose their powers like Paladins do. Although she may never again advance as a Monk, since she's multiclass.
The downside is, they can't be atoned like paladins, clerics, or druids.
Monks don't lose their powers like Paladins do. Although she may never again advance as a Monk, since she's multiclass.
The downside is, they can't be atoned like paladins, clerics, or druids.
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No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape
>>48830
Go away you troll
>>48830
Go away you troll
>>48832
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
[1d20+20 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
>>48842
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
>>48842
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
>>48845
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
>>48849
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
>>48850
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
Shilling?
>>48850
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
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>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
>>48862
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
>>48867
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
>>48868
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
Do it, faggot!
>>48885
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
>>48894
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
>>48897
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."
>>48897
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
>>48901
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
>>48906
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
>>48914
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
>>48922
The one Tracy, Fae and Infernius are just standing at.
Tracy stopped there because she had to turn the corner, then Fae and Infernius did the same.
The one Tracy, Fae and Infernius are just standing at.
Tracy stopped there because she had to turn the corner, then Fae and Infernius did the same.
Color coded
>>48932
Low many turns would it take for Tracy to back-track and explore that room, while Infernius and Fae charge?
Low many turns would it take for Tracy to back-track and explore that room, while Infernius and Fae charge?
>>48938
>"I have no idea, but I can say that I think we were outrun. We'll get 'em next time. In the meantime, let's clear this room we just passed. It could have cool loot, it could be a location they can flank us from, and for all we know, the mage fled into it"
>"I have no idea, but I can say that I think we were outrun. We'll get 'em next time. In the meantime, let's clear this room we just passed. It could have cool loot, it could be a location they can flank us from, and for all we know, the mage fled into it"
Let's get this straight WHO IS CHASING THE MAGE?
I was going to have Tracy chase him, but I don't want her to get nearly-trampled again.
>>48940
>we were outrun
Horseshit. He could move at 80 ft tops, with spells 'n shit.
We're just disorganized.
I was going to have Tracy chase him, but I don't want her to get nearly-trampled again.
>>48940
>we were outrun
Horseshit. He could move at 80 ft tops, with spells 'n shit.
We're just disorganized.
I have Infernius and Fae in pursuit, I have Tracy and Trump checking out the door with the purple circle, I have Torcuil surfing on Snek toward the staircase, and I have Thez sneaking down the stairs.
>>48941
Trumpaladin can't run, he can only do heavy fighting. I'm going to have him clear that room in the center of the map
Trumpaladin can't run, he can only do heavy fighting. I'm going to have him clear that room in the center of the map
>>48949
Done. I'm betting on the sounds of footsteps being Ghost Sound anyways. That Mage is either hiding by now or is gone I will bet you
Done. I'm betting on the sounds of footsteps being Ghost Sound anyways. That Mage is either hiding by now or is gone I will bet you
>>48950
That magnitude of shadow magick was either an illusionist wizard, or an uber-powerful Bard. I'm guessing the earlier option.
That magnitude of shadow magick was either an illusionist wizard, or an uber-powerful Bard. I'm guessing the earlier option.
>>48949
Tracy tries the door, and finds it is quite heavy. She is able to open it, but with significant effort, and not quick enough for surprise. What appears is a room full of red-headed ghosts, holding ghostly mugs. Old and destroyed furniture lines the room. The ghostly forms turn toward the now open door, and music bursts forth from the room. Several gasps can be heard from within the room.
Tracy tries the door, and finds it is quite heavy. She is able to open it, but with significant effort, and not quick enough for surprise. What appears is a room full of red-headed ghosts, holding ghostly mugs. Old and destroyed furniture lines the room. The ghostly forms turn toward the now open door, and music bursts forth from the room. Several gasps can be heard from within the room.
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>48952
I was going to make a Listen check first, but sure..
Rolling to rebuke, because I feel like trying it.
>>48952
I was going to make a Listen check first, but sure..
Rolling to rebuke, because I feel like trying it.
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>>48956
His Charisma is 21, which is a modifier of +5. The Circlet of persuasion adds +3 to charisma based checks, but probably not turn checks
His Charisma is 21, which is a modifier of +5. The Circlet of persuasion adds +3 to charisma based checks, but probably not turn checks
I'm going to have to leave some time in the next hour, probably.
>>48954
Essentially, yes
>>48956
Nope. Except for a couple little ones in the outskirts, who are just scared, a wave of Tracy's rebuke wafts ineffectively over the gingers.
And so then, an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE echoed forth from the room, in strangely perfect pitch and unison.
Essentially, yes
>>48956
Nope. Except for a couple little ones in the outskirts, who are just scared, a wave of Tracy's rebuke wafts ineffectively over the gingers.
And so then, an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE echoed forth from the room, in strangely perfect pitch and unison.
[1d20+12 = 19]
>>48961
Rolling a Will save
Extra +4 Morale bonus because Trumpaladin's Aura of Courage in her vincinity
>>48961
Rolling a Will save
Extra +4 Morale bonus because Trumpaladin's Aura of Courage in her vincinity
>>48967
Not fucking bad.
>inb4 snek doesn't have 9 will, how does Torc has 11?
Familiars can use theirs masters saves if they are better. Torc also gets an extra +2 cause Staff of Power
Not fucking bad.
>inb4 snek doesn't have 9 will, how does Torc has 11?
Familiars can use theirs masters saves if they are better. Torc also gets an extra +2 cause Staff of Power
[1d20 = 15]
>>48965
Everyone. The sound cuts through everything, and it explains the heavy walls and door.
Rolling for Thez, cuz it looks like everyone passed except Fae's roll is absent.
>>48965
Everyone. The sound cuts through everything, and it explains the heavy walls and door.
Rolling for Thez, cuz it looks like everyone passed except Fae's roll is absent.
[4d3+4 = 11]
Dice is how much damage per round the constant wailing causes those hearing it.
Dice is how much damage per round the constant wailing causes those hearing it.
>>48977
I wasn't gonna touch Trump, but when my 2 characters have 56 and 28 hp damage over 10 isn't great.
>>48978
Snek slithers faster than he's ever before. And makes a spot [1d20+9 = 23]
and smell [1d20 = 12]
check when he reahhes the staircase.
I figure listen would be pointless with that >REEEEEE-ing
I wasn't gonna touch Trump, but when my 2 characters have 56 and 28 hp damage over 10 isn't great.
>>48978
Snek slithers faster than he's ever before. And makes a spot [1d20+9 = 23]
and smell [1d20 = 12]
check when he reahhes the staircase.
I figure listen would be pointless with that >REEEEEE-ing
>>48984
>"Hang on, let me kill these soulless red heads first. If you're scared, I've got spells that reduce damage from energy"
>"Hang on, let me kill these soulless red heads first. If you're scared, I've got spells that reduce damage from energy"
>>48980
K. The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE makes it impossible to track by sound anyway
<whooooof> Thez appears next to Tracy and pulls the door shut, cutting out the sound.
"Well, we can be sure that the whole building knows that we're here,...."
K. The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE makes it impossible to track by sound anyway
<whooooof> Thez appears next to Tracy and pulls the door shut, cutting out the sound.
"Well, we can be sure that the whole building knows that we're here,...."
*pets pony to calm self*
>>48987
You motherfuckers, with your multi-checks per round,... have I mentioned a character can only perform one per round?
You motherfuckers, with your multi-checks per round,... have I mentioned a character can only perform one per round?
>>48990
No, you haven't. Forget the smell check then.
But you did say combining things like spot/listen is possible
No, you haven't. Forget the smell check then.
But you did say combining things like spot/listen is possible
I'll take the intervening period to comment; it has occurred to me that there is room for improvement in administering a dungeon crawl. In spite if preparation, the illustration and playing-out of the scene is a bit cumbersome compared to a more open-world environment. Additionally I'm looking at modifying the rules, to enable for more rapid transition from sneaky or speedy ex[ploration to fighting and back. I like the initiated movement/combat system, where there is an order even in null-attack phases, but it needs work. Thoughts?
Fae and Infernius are still chasing the mage, right?
Can Tracy and Trump go after them too?
Tracy assumes her monstrous shape between Brad's legs, so he doesn't have to use up an action to ride; and then she promptly goes off towards the Mage's direction at full speed.
Hey, the Gestapo/Generals are positioned outside of the entrance, right?
Can Tracy and Trump go after them too?
Tracy assumes her monstrous shape between Brad's legs, so he doesn't have to use up an action to ride; and then she promptly goes off towards the Mage's direction at full speed.
Hey, the Gestapo/Generals are positioned outside of the entrance, right?
Hey, I just realized that the Fabricate spell could be used to shape that glassteel into weapons.
>>48997
He can't teleport out, and the hole is the onlu apparent exit for now. With Tracy's Search ability, we have an okay chance at getting him, if we catch up to him in these next couple turns.
He can't teleport out, and the hole is the onlu apparent exit for now. With Tracy's Search ability, we have an okay chance at getting him, if we catch up to him in these next couple turns.
>>49001
Is that what "whoof" means? Ever action post with Thez has "whoof" in it but I've never identified if it means she's teleporting, dimension dooring, just moving really fast, using haste, or if it's just bullshitted haxx or what
Is that what "whoof" means? Ever action post with Thez has "whoof" in it but I've never identified if it means she's teleporting, dimension dooring, just moving really fast, using haste, or if it's just bullshitted haxx or what
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>>49001
Can she Door in-and-out of the building itself though? The dimensional lock only block extraplanar travel in-and-out of the designated space, if I'm correct.
>De wey
Das rite, brudda!
Can she Door in-and-out of the building itself though? The dimensional lock only block extraplanar travel in-and-out of the designated space, if I'm correct.
>De wey
Das rite, brudda!
>>49002
<whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion effect as Thez uses her (mostly) Horizon Walker abilities to be wherever. Its almost like the "whoosh" sound of a large fan-blade.
>>49003
She hasn't tried doing it out of the building, but meta it would work. The dimensional lock is no longer in effect, spoiler alert.
<whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion effect as Thez uses her (mostly) Horizon Walker abilities to be wherever. Its almost like the "whoosh" sound of a large fan-blade.
>>49003
She hasn't tried doing it out of the building, but meta it would work. The dimensional lock is no longer in effect, spoiler alert.
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>>49005
>dimensional lock is no longer in effect
Shit...
><whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion
I thought she Silenced it with a meta-magick feat though?
When you silence a spell, does stuff like air-displacement still make noise?
>dimensional lock is no longer in effect
Shit...
><whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion
I thought she Silenced it with a meta-magick feat though?
When you silence a spell, does stuff like air-displacement still make noise?
>>49005
Fuck. Does Torc have anyway of knowibg that since he cast the spell?
And is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Fuck. Does Torc have anyway of knowibg that since he cast the spell?
And is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
>>49010
>is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Everything is possible, beyond level 30 that is...
>is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Everything is possible, beyond level 30 that is...
>>49007
Silencing removes the verbal component, but not the residual sound of the effect.
>>49008
>CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK
>>49010
>knowing
Nope, I just wanted to give the players a little foreshadowing for what they're headed toward as we venture to close for the week.
Silencing removes the verbal component, but not the residual sound of the effect.
>>49008
>CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK
>>49010
>knowing
Nope, I just wanted to give the players a little foreshadowing for what they're headed toward as we venture to close for the week.
>>49013
Ah shit, this won't end well...
But how abaout draining magic? Could that be done?
Not sure how I'd do it, but I'm sure I could find a way
Ah shit, this won't end well...
But how abaout draining magic? Could that be done?
Not sure how I'd do it, but I'm sure I could find a way
>>49014
You'd probably need a Spellcraft DC of at least 40, and a week or two to develop the spell, but It'd probably be Conjuration-type seed to drain energy from a place of power, and transmutation-type and convert it to something else useful.
After epic level, you can make your own spells that can do almost anything.
You'd probably need a Spellcraft DC of at least 40, and a week or two to develop the spell, but It'd probably be Conjuration-type seed to drain energy from a place of power, and transmutation-type and convert it to something else useful.
After epic level, you can make your own spells that can do almost anything.
>>49015
Wait,
>DC of at least 40
That's actually possible, the time is a problem but I can currently roll a max of 41
Wait,
>DC of at least 40
That's actually possible, the time is a problem but I can currently roll a max of 41
>>49016
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
>>49020
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
>>49022
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
>>49026
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
>>49026
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
>>49027
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him
>>49028
I know right
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him
>>49028
I know right
>>49032
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
>>49033
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
>>49034
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
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>>49035
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
>>49040
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
>>49041
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
>>49042
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
>>49045
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
>>49049
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
>>49051
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
>>49056
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
>>49057
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
>>49058
*pets horsey*
*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat
"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
*pets horsey*
*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat
"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
>>49063
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
>>49067
*moves horsey down hallway mage was last heard going, then directs her right (left looking at the map) down the hallway*
*moves horsey down hallway mage was last heard going, then directs her right (left looking at the map) down the hallway*
>>49068
For reference, locations in pic may vary from current, purple ?? is where the mage's escape is in question.
For reference, locations in pic may vary from current, purple ?? is where the mage's escape is in question.
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>>49071
>in question
Did he flee around the corner? Or did he just vanish.
Both Tracy and Infernius should be able to see clearly to the end of the hall, if I'm not mistaken.
>in question
Did he flee around the corner? Or did he just vanish.
Both Tracy and Infernius should be able to see clearly to the end of the hall, if I'm not mistaken.
>>49073
He didn't just vanish, he went one way or the other.
Meanwhile, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed.
He didn't just vanish, he went one way or the other.
Meanwhile, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed.