This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]
[1d100 = 22]
Goddamnit Infernius
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
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>>46437
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
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>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
>>46449
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Gust of Wind,
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
>>46453
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
"Now where did you come from?"
>>46470
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
>>46478
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
[1d20+27 = 28]
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
Swallow
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
Swallow
>>46485
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
>>46487
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
>>46487
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"
>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"
>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
>>46494
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
>>46493
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
>>46499
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
>>46502
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
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>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
>>46520
Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
>>46519
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
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>>46530
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
>>46533
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
>>46535
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"
Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"
Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
[1d100 = 62]
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are
Rolling because I'm equally curious
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are
Rolling because I'm equally curious
Did he push separate buttons on it, or did he push a single button several time?
I want to try it out.
I want to try it out.
>>46543
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass
*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass
*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
>>46546
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
>>46548
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
>>46550
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
>>46552
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
>>46554
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Also, can I use Search to frisk NPCs for what they're carrying?
>>46570
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
>>46562
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.
>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.
>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
>>46575
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
>>46576
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.
"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"
*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.
"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"
*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
>>46579
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
Wait a minute, if King Doot is still undead, doesn't that mean the curse on his body is still active? Maybe his hands are still dangerous.
>>46592
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.
What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.
What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
>>46601
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
[1d20+16 = 18]
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.
Appraise to determine its value.
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.
Appraise to determine its value.
>>46608
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
Mods are finally getting around to killing flags. Tell me now if you want to keep custom flags on the VX board so I can try to argue for a board exception
Can Torc press a button?
>>46613
F
I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
>>46613
F
I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
Also, I am of the mind that immediately after pushing a button, if possessing the means to do so they can mark the button in some way. The rod that Lenos has bears a small cute kitty face finely scratched next to the appropriate button.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
>>46617
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
"The TRUE power of a Rod of Wonder is when you have all the buttons pressed and marked, but you "keep pushing unmarked buttons". Technically, there are unlimited functions on them, and marking each button forces the GM to come up with new properties," Thez says, eyeballing it. "This one doesn't seem to have any marks."
>>46620
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc
More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc
More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
[4d6 = 19]
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
Stuff like that happens all the time. Heck, anyone carrying the thing just added a new category to their natural 1 dice rolls.
>>46629
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
>>46634
Better start recoloring.
I guess she looks like one of those Avatar women now
Better start recoloring.
I guess she looks like one of those Avatar women now
Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
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She still looks okay though
>>46644
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
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>>46652
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
[1d100 = 78]
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
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Pls fix autism
\r
\r
>>46665
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
[1d100 = 39]
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
>>46673
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
[1d100 = 61]
>>46677
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
Hide*
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
>>46704
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
[1d100 = 26]
*presses button*
*presses button*
[22d100 = 1221]
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
e\\_/e
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
[4d100 = 183]
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
[2d6+10 = 21]
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
[4d100 = 115]
[maniac cackling]
[maniac cackling]
[3d20 = 33]
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46727
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 17]
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
[4d100 = 156]
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
[2d8+15 = 28]
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[4d20 = 58]
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
>>46739
Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
[2d20 = 37]
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
>>46742
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
>>46746
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
[1d20+4 = 9]
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
>>46754
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
[4d20 = 54]
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
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>>46762
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
[4d10+30 = 48]
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
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[4d10+30 = 55]
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
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[1d20+15 = 32]
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
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>>46779
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
>>46780
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
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>>46786
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
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>>46788
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
>>46789
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
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>>46794
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
>>46798
THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
[2d20 = 26]
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
>>46801
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
>>46802
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
>>46804
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
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>>46805
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
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>>46807
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
>>46809
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
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>>46814
*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
>>46815
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>>46825
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
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>>46832
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
>>46841
*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
>>46842
*sighes*
*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
*sighes*
*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20 = 8]
>>46852
Pony should be full sized now
grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20 = 8]
>>46852
Pony should be full sized now
grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow
How do we fix Thez?
How do we fix Thez?
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>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
Thez' feels/face when
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>>46873
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
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>>46875
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
">REEEEEEs in statue"
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
Alright. Just that one facepalm by Thez resulted in the following effects which Infernius is now trying to remove:
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.
Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.
You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.
Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.
You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.
>>46895
Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects non-living objects.
I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects non-living objects.
I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
>>46896
Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.
>elephants
Alright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.
>elephants
Alright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
>>46899
I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
>>46901
Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
>>46903
>beat her fine sized hide check
When she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check. Not while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
\r
>beat her fine sized hide check
When she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check. Not while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
\r
>>46905
Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
>>46908
>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Blinded
It normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Blinded
It normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
When the rod say that butterflies blind everyone, does that mean plp couldn't see through the butterflies, or the butterflies had some kind of magic/effect that blinded plp?
>mfw I just realized I should've been using Use Magick Device (ranks maxed-out) checks when activating the rod blindly
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>>46914
>Perfect
Noted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
>Perfect
Noted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
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>>46909
>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open it
Tom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery pony
Dragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanics
I just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.
\r
>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open it
Tom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery pony
Dragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanics
I just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.
\r
[1d20+20 = 33]
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
>>46932
She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...
I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted.
She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...
I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted.
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Fuck!
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
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>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
*prays for natural 20*
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
>>46992
See >>46991
See >>46991
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
>>47023
Quick draw
Quick draw
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Is lennos faggot here?
>>47025
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
>_<
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>>47056
Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
>>47056
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
>>47056
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
>>47062
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
>>47063
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
>>47068
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
>>47079
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
>>47085
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
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>>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
>>47095
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
>>47102
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
>>47102
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there
>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there
>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
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>>47093
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?
>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?
>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
It seems we can't make any progress then.
\r
\r
*drinks glass of water*
\r
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>>47119
>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
*scratches back with stick*
\r
\r
*goes to holodeck*
\r
\r
>>47132
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
>>47142
Alright.
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
Alright.
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
>>47138
Excellent
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"
>>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
Excellent
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"
>>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Well fuck it.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
Rolling first to Hide
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
>>47168
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume asane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
\r
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a
>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
\r
>>47171
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.
>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.
>>47173
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?
And the Robe?
And the Potion?
And the scroll?
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?
And the Robe?
And the Potion?
And the scroll?
>>47173
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding
I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding
I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
>>47176
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius
>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius
>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
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WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost
"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.
Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.
Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
>>47182
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
>>47182
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
>>47182
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
>>47186
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
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>>47188
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
>>47190
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
>>47189 ikr?
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
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