/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Side Note: Believe it or not guys, I do hear you. I see what you're saying, I just lurk most of the time. Expect, without fail, new threads following the 800 post mark excluding extraordinary circumstances (sick, nuclear war, etc). Love you guys, and I'm glad you're here.

first for filly

Rolled 1
>>105074
Rolling for more greentexts

>>105094
Okay, I didn't even fudge that roll. This is some voodoo shit.

>>105094
thanks anon, now we dont get any green

>>105094
Critical fails can lead to fun outcomes (from 3rd person viewpoint)
>the rapee becomes the raped

>>105094
The RNG alicorn must absolutely hate you.

>>105094
I did a bit of shitty green on the /mlp/ threads, though you guys probably don't remember it.

>>105094
Well then
Okay

>>105102
new ID? let's see if this works

What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate thread on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this thread and look at anon filly pictures

>>105102
Fuck my critical fail, deliver!

>>105106
thanks for this anon, we love you too.

>>105107
I can post the old green I did if you like. Pretty shit, though. I promise I'll do more later.

>>105106
That's a fennec fox, isn't it? It's not strictly speaking even a dog.

>>105110
Was thinking the same thing. Dogposter was only his given name, though. He has divine aspirations we cannot comprehend.

>>105106
Hey it's you again.
Do I need to break out the copypasta again? Just let them have their fun.

>>105113
It's not an Anonfilly thread without the threadly reminder, it's comforting to have it here, like Thingpone's Macready posting.

>>105113
Get the fuck out of here.

Rolled 68
>>105094
rolling to just have more content in general

>>105116
No, not until anonfilly learns to hate roads

Should have my laptop back in a couple of days, will make it up to you guya.

>>105106
The 'lil bit' always cracks me up.

>>105117

We call that a "69 and I owe you one."

>>105141
Cute. Clean the base though, it looks like filly did something else with the knife before presenting it.

>>105141
Bad filly! Sharp blades are not safe for little ponies.

>>105094
Story's over, was nice knowing you guys!

>>105152

Section 256 of the Anon Filly writer's convention code of conduct states that a writer, upon successful completion of a story, must be snuggled against his or her will.

Sorry man, but it's gotta be like this.

>>105154
i-ive been waiting for my snuggles for a year

>>105157

That is far too long. You are owed interest!

>>105154
But EaTCarbS hasn't *successfully* completed his story; it's still unfinished! What is to be done in this case?

>>105159
The fate befalls him that befalls all other writefags that have perished before their stories are completed.
Dishonor.

>>105162
RIP

>>105141
>>105149
This, sharp metal is not safe for pone.

>>105154
But wait, are they snuggled by fillies, or do they become the filly and get snuggled by anons? Or does everyone become fillies and snuggle?

These are important questions

>>105198
In this case they are just snuggled by fillies. Since the story was completed, not finished to the end they can never become the filly.

>>105206
Damn. Better than nothing though.

I think this describes Twilight's and Anonfilly's relationship aptly: https://youtu.be/RmHDCqjGuAg?t=88

>>105231
Delet this

>>105152
We still need you EatCarbs!

>>105162
>Fallout 4 VR
Is it any good? I kinda want to get it but at the same time, I'm still salty that I have to pay another $60 for a game I already own.

>>105152
B-but we want you to stay…

>>105274
>after the first anon arrived inna questria, green fillies started arriving out of nowhere
>while at first it was fine and simultaneously worrying to the ponies, the few bad fillies ruined the reputation of all of them
>as such, anon proposed an idea
>and with funding from Twilight, he officially started the Anon Shelter Service, creating a living space for all the Anonfillies
>one way he keeps the peace is through his point system
>every Anon starts off with 100 (You)s
>they can decide to spend them immediately for things such as ice cream, cute filly clothes, and even meat
>they can be sold or given, and 10 are given to every filly after a week
>glim glam helps to keep the peace, using lie detector spells and subtle magical imprints to track how many (You)s each filly has
>it helps with her friendship skills, and she gets to enjoy watching over another vi-FILLage full of green little faggots
>Anon may or may not have a few special fillies to himself, who get just a bit more extra (You)s

i thought about this too hard

>>105282
*didn't think about this hard enough
we need to go deeper

>>105284
Like are the (yous) a crypto curancy and if so can I invest in them.

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>105288
Dubs confirm.

>>105288
Your mouth is already a toilet.

>>105291
Continue, please.

>>105118
Filly is pretty woke.

>>105294
Why is Communist hoers the only one smiling?

>>105294
What about this filly?

>>105298
Her little filly is so precocious.

>>105299
that one's defective

>>105307
H-how could you say that? Carbs has died and gone to writefag hell!
The ride was fun while it lasted.

>>105305
someone say filly police?

>>105317
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?

Rolled 42
>>105318
yes for not respectin the filly

>>105317
Ask Filly her opinion on helicopters

>>105318
yep, now don't go making things difficult.
and there's an ice cream tax for service

Pastebin updated: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

Time for another recap

>You are Anonymous, a 27 year old Value Village stockboy living in Texas
>One day, you wake up in Equestria, 10 years prior to Luna's return, as a young filly
>Since you woke up in the castle, your first instinct was to try and molest Princess Celestia
>This only managed to comically fail as she saw all of your attempts as the normal rambunctiousness of a young filly
>Because you didn't have a home, she has you living with Twilight and family until a suitable home can be found for you
>Your memory of your first day is rather vague
>You can remember playing chess with Twilight, followed by a hide and seek game you can only remember from her point of view
>This ended up in you running out of a room that Cadence and Shining Armor were having sex in
>To make matters worse, your knowledge of sex and an attempt to ride Shining's dick caused Cadence to think you were sexually abused and needed counseling
>After they left the room, you soon find out from Twilight that you aren't alone in being in Equestria. In fact, you're one of at least four ponies here who used to be humans, herself included
>The next day, you go to school for the first time and make a number of unicorn friends
>But you also meet a few bullies who threaten you with a knife to hand over your sandwich
>You refuse, and get treated like a hero
>After this, you meet up with Lyra and get a private electric harp concert
>But you try and rape her afterwards, so she agrees to make you a dildo so you can relieve your sexual frustration later
>When you head home, you lose your own memories of some of the previous day's events
>These are soon replaced by Twilight's as you find out that Mama Velvet has been replaced by a changeling (or a demon)
>After this, you end up having a massive cry session with Twilight

You are here.

>>105325
it would be nice if fillies could fly them
>>105327
DELET THIS

>>105329
Filly look out, purple is sneaking up behind you

>>105329
How about roads?

>>105271
Lots of things are broken like scopes don't work and the graphics are very blurry. Melee is a lot more fun/viable and the VR vats is much better. Also the bullet spread from the original game is in the vr too so if you aim perfect your bullets still don't go strait. The dlc doesn't work but if you've got the original you can just get a hold of the VR files and run it from your main folder. All in all its not worth 60 bucks.

>>105333
Also you can really fine tune your settlement builds cause you can pick up stuff and move it with your hands. I sat and tried to toss a basketball into a hoop for 10 minutes. Overall its a neat gimmick but the original is better becausw the not shut graphics and access to mods/dlc. Very few mods work with vr but I got a barebones list working.

>>105331
you walk and drive on them, what of it?
are you trying to meme on me?
>>105330
what? oh SHI-

>>105335
rip in piece filly

>>105335
Don't worry, I'm sure Twi just wants to give surprise snuggles

>>105335
Damn it, Purple!

>>105335
>are you trying to meme me
Yes, yes I am
>Pic
Is that lyra too?

>>105340
alright, chink liru, now with less spoiler

>>105344
:3

>>105344
H-how many do you have?
Also, have an Anonfilly colored dice roll

>>105346
just a few

>>105348

Man, I only have 5 plushies, and they're all at my house on the other side of the state.

I'm thinking about commissioning something new. Maybe a Lyra or a Luna?

"Look, Twi…"

You look into her eyes, which are still wet from the tears and growing heavier. She isn't too happy about her predicament even with her forced smile.

"We're gonna do the best we can. Sometimes life likes to throw us into bizarre predicaments, and the best we can do is keep up the struggle. And if there are more ponies coming our way, so be it. That just means more minds to figure out what's going on and hopefully get us all out of this mess."

This makes her smile look a little more real to you, and she hugs you once more.

>"Thank you for that. I guess… I kind of get burned out every so often from all of this. I've been trying to bear the brunt of all of the work trying to get us home since, well… I'm the only one who can really understand any of the things I'm dealing with, and only just barely. But I think, if nothing else, you make for some really good moral support. You're almost like a proper big brother even though you're technically younger than me, and also no longer male."

She sighs and collapses back onto her bed.

>"So what do we do now?"

>>105368
go about finding out whether velvet is an imposter or not in a non-suspicious way.
[ 1d100 = 54 ]

Rolled 35
>>105368
Fug
If she denies play it off as a joke

>>105390
…I think it might be time to nuke Australia

>>105392
>>105399

Twilight Sparkle was a married mother of three back on Earth. Two sons, one daughter. You're not going to get to sleep with her, at least not in a sexual way. She's also incredibly intelligent, but with some emotional weak spots. Being like a brother to her should arguably be considered an honor.

Rolled 26
>>105401
Fine fine. I take back my roll
Instead plot what to do in the event velvet is a changeling

Cuddle with her in a completely platonic manner for the rest of the night. It's night, right?

>>105403
What is with my awesome rolls lately?

>>105403

Actually, it's sort of evening. Like… 5 ish? But if that's what you want, cuddling shall be what you get.

>>105401
What the fuck is wrong with her tramp stamp? It's bleeding onto her haunch.

>>105408

Artist is either shitty or taking some serious creative liberties.

>>105368
>>105401
She's prob got at least 6-14 years on you irl, she should be the big sister imo. What are their relative pone ages?

>>105420
Twi's a bit younger.

>>105420
Twilight is 10, Anonfilly is about 12 (though we don't know exactly). Twilight has her cutie mark, Anonfilly doesn't because NEETness.

I'd roll but 1 out of a hundred's not worth it, and nothing beats platonic cuddling anyway.

I feel like the quality is a bit shit, I've not drawn for a while so this was a warm-up.

>>105432
>That sneaky covering of the right side cutie mark
I'm onto you, do you think it would look like a backwards question mark to maintain symmetry or throw it to the winds entirely and look butt heh ugly?

>>105432
Nice. The part that looks the weirdest to me is the left foreleg, where it bends.

>>105435
The official design is mirrored, but you might be able to get by without. Personally, the mirrored mark looks fine to me. Pic related.

>>105435
I always draw the question mark the correct way round.

>>105432
Yeah, maybe it's a bit on the small side or something so the foreshortening isn't right.

>>105441
more appropriately sized, but still not great

>>105432
You're back! I thought you'd died.

>>105458
Nope, just busy. Haven't been able to draw.
You'd know this if you were in the discord server.
mzB7T2S

>>105467
It's a hub to keep track of where filly is, I'm purposely trying to prevent it from killing the threads.
It has filly emotes~

>>105152
FUCK IT'S ALL RUINED

>>105470
We still have two active writefags, as shit as the one Anon's writing is, it's still content.

>as shit as the one Anon's writing is
Incredibly supportive and encouraging

>>105479
Wait, who's the shit one?

Is it me?

>>105074
/r/ some Anon Filly on Anon Filly lewds please. Because one filly is good but two of them is even better
If not Anon Filly on Anon Colt?

>>105519
>on Anon Colt?
GAY

>>105522
Well this is interesting here.

So I've been away from 4chan for a couple months now and I couldn't find the Anonfilly threads on there anymore, but I see a recent picture on Derpibooru that links to here. What have I missed?

>>105484
I think he was talking about me, I don't namefag formally.

>>105524
The mods over at 4chan started to banned the threads, and with that we moved to here.

>>105524
mod decided he didnt like filly, moved to trash, deleted from trash, now we're fuckin here

>>105527
>deleted from trash
Wtf?!

>>105524
Mods banned Anonfilly threads on /mlp/ for being "pedophillic in nature". People tried to get them to explain and justify that, but they basically just said "We do what we want, fuck off". And now we're here.

>>105527
>>105528
They weren't deleted from /trash/, the board was too fast and there weren't enough people there to bump.

>>105522
You cunts drove Country Roads off. Kys yourself.

>>105531
>>105527
>>105526
That is fucking retarded. I know they banned a number of the fetish threads off the board, but how the fuck is this "pedophillic?"

The actual lewd stories and pictures were a fraction of what the threads were. But even then, we're talking about a fictional character.

When the fuck did 4chan staff become full of worthless faggots? Whatever, guess I'll just lurk here now.

>>105525
Don't let it bother or discourage you if it was.
I think all writefags have been doing fine.

>>105550
This.

If anything, they should at least give critique to help them.

>>105531
>>105528
are you sure, because i'm pretty sure when i went back on the thread, it said it was 404'd.

>>105552
/trash/ doesn't have an archive, so all threads get 404'd.

An attempt at an anonfilly post is live.
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31710060

>>105533
this
you autistic fucks were so busy reeing about >"eww, colts are icky!" that you didn't even notice how adorable anonfilly x anoncolt is

>>105553
oh, im just fucking retarded then

>>105554
looks like the mods got assdamaged and deleted it

>>105556
GAY
besides, he drew plenty of regular filly stuff. if he seriously got triggered and left because of that, that's on him
and the fact that there was no post actually SAYING that's the reason he stopped, that's a whole lotta >implying
for all we know, he had something to do, and came back to there being no filly threads anymore

>>105565
I agree with everything you're saying, but you faggots still shouldn't have been so opposed to having anoncolt as long as there aren't posts that don't involve anonfilly
>GAY
but anon, there's literally no way for anonfilly to be completely straight

>>105561
You know what, maybe we can hold off on nuking Australia for a while

>>105554
The fuck is wrong with the glimerfags? Are they simply shitposters, or something worse?

>>105573
LARPing glimmerfaggot.
Glimmy is my top tier waifu, and I like anonfilly.
I used to not care, but the mod crusade recruited me to the cause.

>>105569
technically there'd be nothing gay in fondling your own fillybits
and i always only said my piece on it being gay, mostly because of the salt i had from the colt threads and the shitposting they did a while ago
but i realize now that duh, no colt thread, no shitposting, and on top of that they're dead as fuck
so you may proceed without my screeching for now
fillyXfilly is still superior though
>>105573
glimfags are no different than any other fag loving their waifu. with how much that guy's pushing, i.e. "us BASED Glimmerfriends", it's just another shitposter trying to gather hate around her. but with how hated she's become, it's obvious they succeeded in it.

>>105592
Nah, more like David Horowitz.
Total commie, saw the light, rails against it now.

>>105586
>colt threads
???
also, filly & colt orgy is superior

>>105596
Dadonequus threads mate
and that's a shit opinion sir

>>105556
seriously getting upset about shitposting?

>>105604
I have the same question for (You)

>>105606
I meant country roads, not you. Love that guy but it really does suck that he left

>>105600
Wasn't that just some unaffiliated shitposters trying to sow discord between the two threads?
>spoiler text
I never did say filly & colt orgy was *vastly* superior (it's only slightly superior)
in fact, filly on filly is just as good as filly on colt if not better
I just prefer filly & colt orgy so I can have both

>>105609
Well, like >>105565 said, there's no definitive proof of that being the reason why he left
It could be any number of reasons, including coming back to 4chan after a while only to see that the Anonfilly thread is gone

>>105610
>I just prefer filly & colt orgy so I can have both
That's reasonable.

>>105525
Start namefagging, it gives you recognition and makes the thread feel alive.

>>105626
Fuck that. Only namefag when it's relevant. Otherwise it ruins the anonymity.

>>105573
Give me a few hours to come up with something stupid enough to be memorable.
>>105635
Once I post, I've lost it either way with flags. Might as well make it easier for people.

>>105644
Flags and ids, that is to say.

You curl up next to your emotionally exhausted 'sister' and wrap your hooves around her once more. It was kind of odd that she thought of you like a brother, but in some way, it was rather comforting.

"Twi, do we have to head downstairs now? Can we just… stay like this for a while?"

She holds your hooves tight to her chest.

>"I suppose it wouldn't hurt."

The two of you stay there for almost an hour, sharing each other's warmth and comfort, completely silent save for your breaths and heartbeats, which you become acutely aware of. Throughout all of this, Twilight appears to be staring off into space. Something is clearly on her mind, though you cannot tell whether it's about her family back at home, her mother here, or something else entirely.

Your silence is broken soon enough by a knock on the door, followed by the voice of Night Light.

>"Twilight, Anon, dinner time."

>>105659
mmmmmm c o m f y
homemade dinner with Twi and mom is good shit tho lets go. What's for eats?

>>105659
c o m f y
o
m
f
y

>>105074
>Used my filter edit for the OP
Cool, I guess.

>>105644
Discussion on flags and such here >>105634 →

>>105710
Saved.

>>105710

She looks stoned.

>>105712
Drugged filly is best filly.

>>105712
Blame twiggles.

>>105718
>Twilight pulls a Cosby on Anon Filly
someone write that.

>>105722
I want to be drugged and raped by Twilight as a filly.

>>105725

By Twilight who is a filly, or by Twilight while you are a filly?

>>105724
Had a hearty kek. All I have to say is, you'd better have planted that 9gag watermark!

>>105726
whynotboth.jpg

Rolled 25
>>105659
What is food?
Also roll for "sit next to changeling velvet and stab her in the throat when she's not looking

>>105659
get food and NOT kill "velvet" yet, but instead try to start doing recon in a non-suspicious way.
[ 1d100 = 37 ]

>>105726
Option 2.

Rat Twilight out and be rewarded.

>>105742
wrong field, m8.

Rolled 43
>>105742
Fuck here's the roll.

>>105742
>>105744

No, nigger.
[ 1d100 = 50 ]

>>105745

So it looks like you're the highest roller thus far. You've elected to not rat Twilight out, but do you have anything else you'd like to do with this action, or should I just default it to the second highest roll not denied by you, which is to eat and do recon in a non-suspicious way?

>>105749
That works.

Just gonna test a thing…

[ 1d20 = 4 ]

Couple more things…

[ 2d20 = 12 ]

Rolled 6, 4 = 10
Oh, so it won't show separate rolls? Does it do it when I try it like this?

Shouting "coming" would be the thing most ponies would do in this situation. You almost do just that, until you remember that the room is still enchanted and no sound you make can be heard from the outside. Instead, you open the door and the room flashes fuchsia once again before dissipating its aura, presumably losing its magic as well. As you walk down the stairs and into the dining room with Twilight, you make a mental note to be prepared for anything.

Dinner, as it would seem, is a nice hearty potato-vegetable soup. It tastes surprisingly delicious despite the lack of meat, and you start to wonder whether or not Twilight's real mother, assuming this isn't her real mother, is as good a cook as whomever it is in the room with you right now.

Finding out who Velvet really is does seem to be of importance though, so you think up some low key questions to ask her…

Wait, what were you just doing? And why does Velvet look tired all of a sudden? There is a message written in magic on the wall behind her that disappears just as soon as you read it, like earlier.

>"I am missing 37 seconds of memory. What should we do? - Sparkle"

>>105814
Obviously we found out that she was a Changeling and she men in blacked us again. Is there anything we can conceivably do? The Sparkle family isn't supposed to have experienced a Changeling until the Canterlot wedding.

We need to disable her magic somehow, we'll get nowhere questioning her until we do. [ 1d100 = 44 ]

>>105821
>filly will never shout "coming" when she's with you
why live

>>105814
>>105826
This. She must have failed the test. We need to render her magic useless; disable her horn. If the show is anything to go on, it shouldn't be too hard. All we have to do is make sure she can't magic with it. There is only one option. We have to suck her horn. Wrap your little filly lips around it and draw it as far into your mouth as possible. That should keep whoever that is from casting any spells. It's the only way.

Play it cool. When we can get her alone, commence operation bone suck and don't let go. Your life may very well depend on it. Twi can do the questioning and the soundproofing if need be. Also the disintegration, if need be.

[ 1d100 = 27 ]

>>105829
It hurts.

>>105826

>The Sparkle family isn't supposed to have experienced a Changeling until the Canterlot wedding.
I'll try to avoid leaking too much of my plot here, but you should know that full scale invasions take planning, sometimes years in advance. Why might a changeling Velvet erase the memories exclusively of the events that led to Cadence being kicked out of the house?

>>105832

This idea sounds… interesting.

>>105814
>>105832
You'd have to jump on Velvet's head perfectly to accomplish that, and consider that a full-grown mare has the strength to buck you off quite easily. Then there's the matter of what Night Light and Shining Armor would do, as well as the fact that an infiltrator is probably trained for traditional interrogation.

Play it cool and break your concerns to Celestia gently the next day. You don't want her to think you're being imaginative and telly your parents; that's the last thing you want.
[ 1d100 = 23 ]

Rolled 38
>>105832
>stop her from using magic by fellating her horn
>absolutely inane idea which is also lewd
that definitely seems like the "Anon" thing to do

>>105847
I say we tell the Changeling about the future. All of it, how the invasion turns out, their metamorphosis, basically the whole shebang. What if this is Thorax?

>>105814
Throat. Knife. Didi Mao

Rolled 42
>>105875
Forgot roll

Real filly hours. Who the buck up?

>>105888
I am
(but mostly because I've been having trouble getting to sleep at a consistent time each night)

>>105894
I hear ya. I feel like if I had a filly to snuggle, it would be a lot easier…

>>105895
Get a filly-sized dog, paint it green and encourage hair growth on the back of the neck.

>>105905
It just wouldn't be the same, anon
It just wouldn't be the same…

>>105905
I had a cat who would cuddle once. He was a bro. No dogs though. These days I just use a pillow. It's fun to pretend…

Some more filly art

>>105933
I want a version with SPAGHETT.

>>105933
No maple syrup bottle for the waffles?

>>105933
This is how I would want to spend my mornings as a filly. Top comf

>>105905
>Filly sized dog
But no dog grows up to 4 feet tall…
The dog sized poners is a shit meme either way

>>105966
what is your ideal filly size then, anon?

>>105968
80-90cm, i like my poners big and realistic, afterall how else will i ride them when they grow up?

>>105966
Fuck off.
Filly will never grow up. Don't have that image saved, sorry.

>>105972
Why did you have to remind me of that?
F-fuck you man just, fuck you

>>105975
>Pulling the trigger
>Not taking the gun off her and cuddling away her sorrows

>>105814
She may be tired, but we re still a filly so we cant really fight her one on one, unless we fully use the erf pone body capabilities against the unicorn adult, would that be enough?
Either way make sure that we have those last 37 seconds ourselves

Rolled 52
This never happened >>105981 and i was just pretending to be retarded putting it on the subject and all, yea, i swear im not autistic
Still going to roll lower than 60 just you wait

>>105980
I've already built up my reuptation as an asshole in this thread, and you're not going to ruin it

Just found these two things
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/397764/dont-call-me-cute

Dont forget to secure her spot on the main team and meme that shit up
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31714540

Okay, so…

44 wants to disable Velvet's horn in some capacity, doesn't specify the method
42 wants to just knife Velvet outright
38 seems to agree with 27
27 wants to suck on Velvet's horn to disable it
23 wants to wait until we next see Celestia

A democratic and high roll approach says we may be giving Velvet a horn job. Once I'm off work, that is.

>>105905

Better idea: get an actual pony, let it into the house.

>>105552
Trash doesn't have an internal archive.

Rolled 80
>>106013
>>105847
Here, have a HYUG roll for telling her on Celly

>>106017
This [ 1d100 = 92 ]

>>105970
You could pretend it's Anonbabby.

>>106019
Anonbabby a cute
A CUTE!

>>105975
>pull trigger
>oh wait, it doesn't do anything, because no slide, no firing pin, unfunctional hammer, and probably no magazine
neat

The context is nonexistant if you're not in the Discord, but here goes.
>You will never rescue the filly from an abusive Twilight to find her completely addicted to cuddles
>You will never guiltily snuggle her for hours, knowing that each session could be her last
>She will never become emotionally dependent on you because of the deep intimate platonic relationship you share
>She will never be taken back from you by Twilight when she legally bullshits herself out of court
>She will never die because Twilight doesn't give her the attention she needs
>You will never not be allowed to attend the funeral, Purple having passed all of the blame onto you since you took the filly illegally.
>You will never be found a month later in the Everfree, body half eaten by Timberwolves, with a noose tied to a tree, a small note clasped tightly in your hand due to rigor mortis
>The morticians will never pry open your hand to read the note.
>They will never gasp as the see 'ur a feget.'
~Fin

>Let me tell you a story
>Not any story, but the story of a excited earth pony
>This earth pony was a beautiful mare, bringer of the thicc, defender of-
"Yeah, yeah, i know, just introduce me already"
>Fuck you ponk, i ll introduce you however i want
"But then how long will it take for them to know of the other THICC filly in the other side of the road?"
>…right
>There was also Anon, who got turned into a filly because of-
"They already know that. Do you know where you are?"
>Fuck you, do you want to tell it yourself?
"Well, since you asked so nicely~"
>No wai-
>*Writefag was kicked from server*
>There, now i have this all for myself
>Soo, I went outside and saw Anonfilly walking behind Twilight
>She was looking soo sad, so i decided to cheer her up
>I waited a bit so Twilight would round the corner, knowing that Anon would take a while to catch up
>And then i struck
>Jumping higher than a house i aimed myself to land right on top of her
"Anooonn!!"
>"Wha-"
>She had turned around, just like planned
>But before she could do anything i landed on top of her and pinned her under my weight
>Thankfully she was surprised enough for me to pin her forehooves under mine
>Shaking her head she looked up to me with that sweet smile of hers
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>Okay it wasnt a smile, it was more of her signature frowny face
>It was so cute though it may as well be a smile though, dont judge me
>Anyway I decided to acknowledge the elephant in the room and go right in
"Why, you were looking so down i just knew i had to cheer you up, and who s better than moma Pinkie here~?"
>"Fuck off, I dont need your help let me go"
>Her trashing trying to free her front hooves only made this hotter
>I leaned down and touched my muzzle on hers before speaking softly
"Say, why dont we take this inside?"
>*Writefag connected to the server*
>Fuck you pinkie give me my green back!
"Nope"
>*Writefag was banned from the server*
>…
>"Uhh…did you just answer your own question?"
"Oh, right, the history, well…uhh…"
>"What the fuck are you on, you pink sperg?"
"Sorry i forgot what this history was about, want a cupcake?"
>You said holding a cupcake on your hair
"Sure, i guess, cant say no to free food"
>You waited a bit for the question you were sure she would make eventually
>"Uhh can you release me?"
"Nope"
>And then you proceeded to stuff the cupcake inside Anons mouth
>As always, giving 3 taps and pushes with your hair, to make sure it got all inside at once
"There, dont you feel happy already~?"
>"Anon!"
>You were so focused on the filly under you you didnt even see Twilight coming back, no doubt searching for her
"Oh hi Twilight! Looking for this filly here?"
>You lifted yourself out of the coughing and trembling filly that was looking a bit blue-ish
>"Pinkie! What did you do to her?"
"I didnt do anything, I just saw her following you all frowny and sad so i decided to give her a cupcake, but she looks much better to me now"
>"Better? Her face is blue! She, she's asphyxiating!"
"Oh, that answers it"
>With that you employed all your earth pony strength to give Anon a kick to the stomach
>The paper wrap flew just high enough from her mouth for you to land a kick on it afterwards, sending it flying into a nearby bin
"There, she should be fine now, if you need anything you know who to call~"
>You said to the filly, before crushing her into a Pinkie™ hug and then pronking away
"Nothing like another satisfied costumer"
>*Not Writefag joined the server*
>Alright, not banning me this time, I went and bought a pro account just for this, take that Pinkie Pie!
"Ohh, really?"
>Yep, now back to the green…
"Oh you silly, the green is already over"
>What?
"Yap, Twilight just left with Anon right there"
>Both of you looked at Twilight turning the corner and Anonfilly close by, not being able to see any of their faces
>Ugh, fuck me
"Only when (You) become the filly you silly"

End

>>106034
I'm so confused.

more?

>>106034
I honestly have no idea what all that reconnecting shit was about.

>>106037
I was afraid it d be too confusing, dammit
Wanted to make a one-off where Pinkie hi-jacks the green
Could also try to make another, but if it were to follow this previous one itd be…something
I d rather make another with a different idea but i could try

>>106038
Caught who keeps skipping lines just to get to the good parts ^:)
See above explanation, and also anon(Writefag) was trying to get back to his green

>>106039
Re-reading, it makes more sense knowing that.

You don't have to use the same gimmick, I just like silly filly shenanigans.

>>106034
Nice. I like "no frowning allowed" Pinkie who WILL make you smile at any costs, whether its tickling, force-feeding or giving you certain substances.

>>106033
>context is lost if you're not in the discord
Exactly why we should not have one. We do not even need it anymore, it had a point for a while but now is just useless. Having a separate meeting place such as that almost always ends up in a separated community. This is a small but harmless example of that starting to happen.

Perhaps however it can be mitigated if smoldix crushes new content being posted in the discord and makes sure there is not a unique culture built up in the chat different to the threads.

>>106067
That only delays it, it always happens eventually, always.

>>106067
There isn't any "context" that you are missing by not being in the discord, I don't know why they said that. They started talking about filly craving attention and then posted that. I immediately told them they should post it in the thread instead, which they did.
Several people are making sure that content is never exclusive to the discord.

If you were going to act, now would have be the time. Velvet's lethargy could likely mean she couldn't throw out another amnesia spell for a while, especially after having to use it on 5 ponies at once. But you don't. There are too many ponies around, and failure could be disastrous. Instead you elect to leave the problem off for another day. You place a hoof on Purple's back and spell out a few letters one by one: "CELESTIA". Her response is a single letter: "K"

The rest of the meal goes pretty uneventfully, with Velvet leaning against Night Light displaying an almost uncomfortable level of affection. It's enough that even Cadence decides to excuse herself from the table first, with Shining following soon after. You finish your meal soon enough, around the same time as Purple. She runs up to the window to take a look outside and returns back to you with a little smile beaming across her face.

>"Hey, it's getting dark soon. You were saying earlier you wanted to go stargazing?"

>>106073
No time like the present, there's nothing much we can do about the bug right now anyway, best to lock the door in case, though. [ 1d100 = 88 ]

>>106076
>"cuddles" and "crack" in the same sentence
That's a no-touch zone, Anon.

>>106073
Better check up on Spike first. Every baby needs to be taken care of. He's too little to help in this situation now but who knows?
[ 1d100 = 6 ]

>>106080
actually they aren't, so its okay

>>106076
Fucking twiggy and her schemes to make the filly love her.

Rolled 89
>>106073
Go stargazing, look for Betelgeuse. assuming The planet is a future Earth, by the time it would take for the planet to terraform enough to change the landscape and allow for new sentiant life to develop, Betelgeuse should've gone Supernova by then. If it hasn't than the planet is not Earth or is a parrallel version, and we need to either dimention hop away or even rocket out if its a completely different planet

>>106089
Forgot image for referance

"Stargazing, right. We should go get that telescope."

Twilight nods and runs up the stairs to get her equipment. You pass the time watching Spike. He really is a lot younger than you're used to seeing from the show, and from what you've seen thus far, he sleeps a lot. He is, admittedly, adorable when he sleeps however. You reach a hoof over to try to gently pet him, which he immediately grabs and nuzzles like a pillow. Silently, you pray that he remain unharmed by the whole "bug" situation.

Soon, Twilight returns with a pretty sizable telescope and a couple of coats to keep warm in the cold streets of Canterlot. The two of you walk outside to set up the telescope, and spend the next few hours taking turns exploring the night's sky. It really is rather pretty, getting more so as the sky turns darker throughout the night. You try to locate some recognizable stars and constellations, but find none.

"Hey Twi, do you think we might just be in the distant future, with the stars that we know having gone supernova?"

>"I have no clue where we are in time and space. All I know is…"

She turns the telescope towards the moon as you stare through it. It's almost blinding in its luminosity, but even more striking is the dark alicorn face staring back at you.

>"We are certainly not on any version of Earth."

>>106094
Come to think of it, it's kind of obvious since day and night don't actually work the way they're supposed to, what with the moon actually casting night somehow.

In all likelihood, Equestria is probably a pocket dimension that consists only of this planet, the moon, the sun, and the stars that make up the border of its universe. [ 1d100 = 19 ]

>>106105
Or their universe's physics are all based around magic

>>106110

Pretty much this. Also, the very fact that there is a moon at all should be clue to the fact that you are not in a very far future Earth, since our current moon is slowly drifting away from us.

>>106116
tfw I'm actually autistic enough that I made up a whole magic field theory to explain how magic is cast to myself.

>>106122

Please elaborate on this.

>>106126
essentially the idea I came up with is that all matter in horse land have magic lines of force that emanate from them. In order for magic to be cast a magic potential has to be build by causing the lines of force to intersect one another in an oscillating manner. The greater the number of line intersected and the faster the oscillation the more magic potential is generated. This effect is manifested in the glow around the horn and the area of effect that the spell is being used. Once built up this magic potential can then converted into different forms of energy or even matter, though creating new matter takes a lot of energy therefore transmuting existing matter would be easier.

This is a basic run down of the concept and the rest of it is just more autism in ideas on ponies of different races generating magic potential in different ways and such.