This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47576
Well in canon, the highest lvl spell that can be cast on a creature is Telepathic bond, for 2,500 XP, so I guess lvl 5 and under is appropriate, within reason of course. The cost of Permanency appears to be 500 XP per spell lvl.
Most of the personal-range spells that can be made permanent are Divination spells, like Darkvision, Detect Magick, and Arcane sight: ultimately granting the subject sensory superpowers. Others cast on creatures appear to be mostly transmutations and abjurations, seemingly made for Wizards to buff their familiars.
Well in canon, the highest lvl spell that can be cast on a creature is Telepathic bond, for 2,500 XP, so I guess lvl 5 and under is appropriate, within reason of course. The cost of Permanency appears to be 500 XP per spell lvl.
Most of the personal-range spells that can be made permanent are Divination spells, like Darkvision, Detect Magick, and Arcane sight: ultimately granting the subject sensory superpowers. Others cast on creatures appear to be mostly transmutations and abjurations, seemingly made for Wizards to buff their familiars.
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This was a really lazy recolor, but I feel like posting it anyway.
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Memes because why not?
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>mfw can't Sneak Attack undead
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>>47587
I'm surprised that there is no Tracy edition of Badumsquish's Kitties yet. Worthy pf a commission.
I'm surprised that there is no Tracy edition of Badumsquish's Kitties yet. Worthy pf a commission.
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>>47600
>ability lasts until discharged
I'll remember this when I have Tracy cook the rest of the Chikuns.
>ability lasts until discharged
I'll remember this when I have Tracy cook the rest of the Chikuns.
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Trump's faggot. Did you consider asking Elwaymod for a Quest to get that Divine Emissary class? He's probably at least rank ten, so he could more than likely lay Quests on his followers. Even more so, since he's charm domain.
It might bite you in the ass though.
It might bite you in the ass though.
>>47615
Actually, he can definitely lay Quests on his followers.
It might be frightening if he finds that out though.
Actually, he can definitely lay Quests on his followers.
It might be frightening if he finds that out though.
>>47539
Vain, bordering on apathetic.
>>47572
Of course, why wouldn't it?
>>47576
Fine,.... e_e
>>47578
Oh right,... that. You seriously asked me that didn't you. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you wanted to essentially swing the stick and then turn him into Snek?
>>47579
I'll be on that in JUST a minute.
>>47582
>pic 3
>Lenos
>>47589
He's looking through you
>>47593
>hypno-cage
>>47598
It explains some of his twitter rants tho
>>47600
Seriously?
>>47615
Elway is beyond rank
>>47619
You'd be surprised
Vain, bordering on apathetic.
>>47572
Of course, why wouldn't it?
>>47576
Fine,.... e_e
>>47578
Oh right,... that. You seriously asked me that didn't you. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you wanted to essentially swing the stick and then turn him into Snek?
>>47579
I'll be on that in JUST a minute.
>>47582
>pic 3
>Lenos
>>47589
He's looking through you
>>47593
>hypno-cage
>>47598
It explains some of his twitter rants tho
>>47600
Seriously?
>>47615
Elway is beyond rank
>>47619
You'd be surprised
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>>47617
>>47615
Well actually, that first time I communed with him he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, albeit a small one, that involves unicorn jerky, finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain. (And digging a very big hole, which is the hardest part). It didn't involve any hobomurdering, so I thought I'd save it.
I can always ask for more later
>>47619
We got one admin who has any level of regularity. A couple of our pretty active mods lurk occasionally, but I think mostly they don't pay much attention
>>47615
Well actually, that first time I communed with him he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, albeit a small one, that involves unicorn jerky, finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain. (And digging a very big hole, which is the hardest part). It didn't involve any hobomurdering, so I thought I'd save it.
I can always ask for more later
>>47619
We got one admin who has any level of regularity. A couple of our pretty active mods lurk occasionally, but I think mostly they don't pay much attention
>>47620
>snek
Pretty much.
For reference Snek could be anywhere from 250-600lb looking at sizes of irl constrictor snakes.
He's roughly 35 feet, right?
>snek
Pretty much.
For reference Snek could be anywhere from 250-600lb looking at sizes of irl constrictor snakes.
He's roughly 35 feet, right?
>>47623
>he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, that involves unicorn jerky
.. Shit dude..
I didn't realize he'd made that a Quest..
Tracy is more than willing to help him with it though. She's a member of the church too, so it'd be proper for her to assist.
>finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain.
Yeak.. I'm not sure he realizes just how powerful he is.. A Quest is Twelve Great Labors tier: it cannot be refused.
>he gave Trumpaladin something of a personal quest, that involves unicorn jerky
.. Shit dude..
I didn't realize he'd made that a Quest..
Tracy is more than willing to help him with it though. She's a member of the church too, so it'd be proper for her to assist.
>finding a Gene Shalit tree and letting it lick Trumpaladin's butthole, pocket dimensions literally in your pocket, and going back in time to lady Tuesday to pray on top of a mountain.
Yeak.. I'm not sure he realizes just how powerful he is.. A Quest is Twelve Great Labors tier: it cannot be refused.
>>47627
Like, it's just like Geas, only there's no cure.
If Gene Shalit ever shows up in a tree, you have to let him lick your butthole.
Like, it's just like Geas, only there's no cure.
If Gene Shalit ever shows up in a tree, you have to let him lick your butthole.
>>47629
He was commanded to give his wife a shower: different phrasing
Just like Geas, it may depend on the phrasing.
He was commanded to give his wife a shower: different phrasing
Just like Geas, it may depend on the phrasing.
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>>47626
>someone actually made an item out of it
I doubt that anyone has ever encountered these things without contemplating what they taste like.
>someone actually made an item out of it
I doubt that anyone has ever encountered these things without contemplating what they taste like.
>>47627
>unicorn jerky
This was in the same conversation I was asking about killing trollestia, so he asked "didn't you say before that you ate of the body of a deceased unicorn?" The quest seemed pretty simple except for a few components, and doesn't require any more murder than what is necessary to make unicorn jerky. I think Felicia's body still exists, although it's starting to rot now. Does Tracy know how to smoke jerky out of unicorns? Don't answer that...
>>47634
Oh I can repost the whole set of dialogue. It's rather hilarious
>>47635
Pls stop he might be reading this
>unicorn jerky
This was in the same conversation I was asking about killing trollestia, so he asked "didn't you say before that you ate of the body of a deceased unicorn?" The quest seemed pretty simple except for a few components, and doesn't require any more murder than what is necessary to make unicorn jerky. I think Felicia's body still exists, although it's starting to rot now. Does Tracy know how to smoke jerky out of unicorns? Don't answer that...
>>47634
Oh I can repost the whole set of dialogue. It's rather hilarious
>>47635
Pls stop he might be reading this
>>47638
Yeah.
Hey.. how severe is a Quest? It's just as intense as Geas, isn't it? Wouldn't Trumpaladin be driven to pursue the Quest until his body turns to dust, and take 3d6 points of damage each day he's prevented from pursuing it? That's kind of extreme, although I guess that's how gods roll...
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lay_Quest_(Divine_Ability)
Yeah.
Hey.. how severe is a Quest? It's just as intense as Geas, isn't it? Wouldn't Trumpaladin be driven to pursue the Quest until his body turns to dust, and take 3d6 points of damage each day he's prevented from pursuing it? That's kind of extreme, although I guess that's how gods roll...
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lay_Quest_(Divine_Ability)
>>47640
If Elway was displeased with Trump, yes he could/would take damage. If this was a "prove yourself" type quest, no.
If Elway was displeased with Trump, yes he could/would take damage. If this was a "prove yourself" type quest, no.
>>47641
He should probably put that Magic Fang on Fae immediately then... Quest isn't the scariest Divine Power..
He should probably put that Magic Fang on Fae immediately then... Quest isn't the scariest Divine Power..
Alright. Aboard the Sloppy Cunt, Infernius successfully transitions to the Ethereal plane, whereupon he finds statue-Thez still in a comical, almost-falling-over posture. His 20 caster check more than sufficient to remove the effects of the Wonder Rod, Thez reconstitutes as flesh, and falls over,... except this is the ethereal plane, where there's no gravity. She begins spinning awkwardly in the air before realizing that the scene has changed dramatically from "just a moment ago". Taking a low stance, as though expecting something else to pop out or happen, she asks, "I'nis,... what's going on?"
>>47639
>I think Felicia's body still exists
After laying in the streets for a few days? I doubt it's still there.
I think he was referring to a different unicorn too.
>I think Felicia's body still exists
After laying in the streets for a few days? I doubt it's still there.
I think he was referring to a different unicorn too.
>>47642
>Fae needs Magic Fang
I'm kind of feeling that way too
>We're intending to get that dragon lion's mouth permanently blessed later
>Tell her she should have done that after her initiation
>She should really be bumped back a few grades, this is really sloppy work on her part tbh
>Well I mean battle blessing
To help kill people and shit
>again, should have been done before you set out at the very least
>but it's probably fine, hopefully she learns a thing or two from this experience
>>47644
It was dumped around the forest. In context it was referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
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>Fae needs Magic Fang
I'm kind of feeling that way too
>We're intending to get that dragon lion's mouth permanently blessed later
>Tell her she should have done that after her initiation
>She should really be bumped back a few grades, this is really sloppy work on her part tbh
>Well I mean battle blessing
To help kill people and shit
>again, should have been done before you set out at the very least
>but it's probably fine, hopefully she learns a thing or two from this experience
>>47644
It was dumped around the forest. In context it was referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
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>>47645
Better to invest in that instead of something else then.
>referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
Then the appropriate interpretation of the Quest would be to hunt this unicorn ans present her rawhide to the shrine as a sacrifice. Once the Jersey is thrown on the statue, the Quest will be complete.
Better to invest in that instead of something else then.
>referring to a hypothetical Trollestia kill
Then the appropriate interpretation of the Quest would be to hunt this unicorn ans present her rawhide to the shrine as a sacrifice. Once the Jersey is thrown on the statue, the Quest will be complete.
>>47657
Oh the Jersey is just an option that was approved. There's no requirement of what to do with it. It could be a leather Denver Broncos jersey armor for Tracy with magical enchantments for all it matters
Oh the Jersey is just an option that was approved. There's no requirement of what to do with it. It could be a leather Denver Broncos jersey armor for Tracy with magical enchantments for all it matters
GM, could characters use some limited Incantations occasionally? I mean the ones from the UA publications.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Incantations#Discovering_Incantations
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Incantations#Discovering_Incantations
>>47667
The gesture takes her by surprise, but she returns the hug firmly. "Count on it." As she steps back her hands drift protectively over her abdomen.
The gesture takes her by surprise, but she returns the hug firmly. "Count on it." As she steps back her hands drift protectively over her abdomen.
>>47669
Tracy mimics the motion, touching her abdomen as well.
...This prospect actually confuses me.
Does a fetus share connections to the same spells as its parent? Petrification,
Resurrection, curses.. etc?
*smacks self for insufferable metafaggotry*
Tracy mimics the motion, touching her abdomen as well.
...This prospect actually confuses me.
Does a fetus share connections to the same spells as its parent? Petrification,
Resurrection, curses.. etc?
*smacks self for insufferable metafaggotry*
>>47670
You know, the D&D books (I've read) have been noticeably silent wrt pregnancies and the consequences of. Petrification and death/resurrection are a given, but curses and such are worth consideration. Off the cuff I would say "yes", but it would depend on the curse/effect.
You know, the D&D books (I've read) have been noticeably silent wrt pregnancies and the consequences of. Petrification and death/resurrection are a given, but curses and such are worth consideration. Off the cuff I would say "yes", but it would depend on the curse/effect.
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/47678.html
>>47676
Usually that works for me, but not at the moment for some reason.
>>47677
Noted, will be considered.
>>47676
Usually that works for me, but not at the moment for some reason.
>>47677
Noted, will be considered.
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