Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
Staff Edit: Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>>18071Reeeeeeeeee damn Tracy Soccer OP image
Should I do something other than look cute?
>>18078Cast Spells that give us additional power, and kill the enemy!
>>18081My best guess is through the third level
>>18082That is a lot of spells
>>18081It matters the character level.
>>18084>don't know what level I am.>I assume 0 or 1 due to age
>>18083You get limited spells per day. A Bard's spell-casting ability is pretty limited.
GM should explain what you need to know later.
>>18084I'm assuming she starts with around 6 levels in Bard? I think that means she can access through the third spell casting level
>>18087Cast "Dazzle" on the mage if you get close ennough
>>18088I am only 1 year old
>>18089>implying it'd affect himNo. It'd just piss him off.
Finished setting up, just discussing details. Sorry fam, I thought this was gonna be later in the day. We're trying to setup a business venture, and today's setup is an essential part.
>>18095Take your time. IRL business is more important. And we got 4cc game to entertain us with while we "wait".
>>18095When is this all going down? I think I'm supposed to be at a football game tailgate
>>18096Dont mind me just playing with my fidget spinner.
>>18097In about 5 minutes
>>18102*Is impressed by pony*
>>18104Filly is not for kicking
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>>18105Im not level 15 like you guys?
>>18106Let's just say you can do "Inspire Heorism"
>>18109>>18108Do blackguards have spells?
K. Back for good, all is sorted
I have Taylor as a lvl 10, and Norfilly as level 4 (consequence of being 1 y/o)
>>18112What spells do I know?
Do I know all up to level 4 in this list
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
>>18110Yes
>>18097If you need/want to leave, you're welcome to. Again, I had expected to have done all my shit hours from now, rather than earlier.
>>18081Available spells are determined by table and charisma bonus
>>18110Yes. You're pretty limited though. Level 2 black guard if you chose. Only 1 first level spell
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/blackguard.htm>>18114Calling mount. Do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
>>18113You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
>>18115Depends on how far you're traveling. If you're flying through the air, I'd say no, if you're nearby or on the ground, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw>18051Technically spell bonuses don't stack, so it'd only be +4 and +2 respectively, but I'll allow the 42 cuz I made you wait.
>>18114Is there an easy way for me to look up what I know. Or should I just try and see what works.
>>18116what is the "to have available" is it that I should choose 6 of the 0lvl spells that I would know (and the others I will not know at all until perhaps level up), and I would be able to cast 3 spells a day from this selection of 6
>sorry for asking dumb question
So given the circumstances I have Trump with a 42 AC.
Infernius and Tracy are probably more like 30's, Taylor and Filly are gonna probably be low 20's and upper teens respectively, Torcuil also in the low 20's.
Corrections? Additions?
>I've missed everything because wifi went out
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>>18122>readsHow the hell did I miss nothing?
>>18120Those are the spells you have available to cast. You can look them up, but I'll be generous.
>>18122D/w, my shit took longer than I thought
>>18121What does Tracy get in monstrous form?
>>18117Fae (or any other mount) recieves a spell resistance of 20 right? Also, make the spells (protection from Evil, Deathward) I have applied to myself apply to her as well
(If tracy were taken as a mount before entering battle, she could have deathward apply to her when she is standing next to me)
>>18121I think those numbers are generous, but I am not protesting
>>18125No bonus to ac, but bonuses in attributes
>>18126K
Yes, they are, but you'll need them
>>18125A cauchemar has 26
>stats ready
>spells ready
>Snek ready
Thez looks worried.
"This is going to be brutal everyone. I can guarantee many will die, but we can fix them. I've got the stick, and I or Infernius (or Torcuil) should be able to warp them back to the entertron. Avoid grouping up, that'll only allow for easier targets. The Terrasque is stupid, but massive and ridiculously strong, and Kefka,... well I can't say what he's capable of, but he'll probably be the more difficult of the two. Taking down the Terrasque is one thing, keeping it down is another," she sighs. "I don't know what I was thinking, but unless we do this there can be no Football."
>>18127Okay, but does this guy have touch activated Death Spells? I do want to know if my one level 4 should really be spent on death ward, or on Dispell Evil?
>>18131"we kill lizard and nerd easy no worry thez"
>>18131Torc begins to realize this is a terrible idea
>>18124>>18128Spells to have available
0-Level
Dancing Lights: Creates torches or other lights.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Mending: Makes minor repairs on an object.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.
Open/Close: Opens or closes small or light things.
Read Magic: Read scrolls and spellbooks.
1-Level
Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
Detect Secret Doors: Reveals hidden doors within 60 ft.
Identify M: Determines properties of magic item.
2-Level
Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
Summon Monster II: Calls extraplanar creature to fight for you.
>hope I did it right
>>18132>asking for spoilersJust fyi, he can cast touch spells w/in 30 feet.
"Bob, where are you at?"
"Swift defeat to my enemies," can be heard from the rafters, and an arrow streaks down, pulling the bow to 'clackity' against the ground.
"Infernius, you'll want to have Uatchit ready. If she gets smote, you'll need to locate the fly sculpture and she can be re-summoned."
>>18131See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UucXz3ZGmF4>>18134>>18128>>18125Please, everyone, approach the Mage from a different direction. It's a massive stadium. Very easy to flank him
>>18136>>18137Casting "DEATH WARD" on myself and Fae
>>18136"Don't worry. I won't let anyone die. Not again," her eyes glow red.
>>18137"me go scout around the area on utachit me be back in a minute"
"As soon as we enter the area, the Terrasque will respond, and will undoubtably wake Kefka. I recommend a circular flank."
>>18140Also small question if I do a Mending spell on 1/2 candy I got will it become whole?
So if I get 1/2 now, mend it I get to eat a whole candy, and when I get the other 1/2 later I get to eat another whole candy...
Tracy drapes her cloak over herself and simulates her plans in her head.
>>18141Tracy already did that: the nerd is sleeping and waiting for his lunch money, while his pet relieves itself all over the stadium.
>>18142me not engage me just go to see what happening before we walk in, me want to make sure we not walk into a trap."
>>18141Don't!
>>18142GM, I want us all to approach each from a different seating section. The stadium is made of concrete which players can retreat into. While not Tarrasque proof, it should slow him down enough to run
"I'll,... I'll draw their attention. When they come at me, that's when everyone should emerge."
>>18148"thez let me go me love you me not want you to get hurt"
>>18147Yes, this is the best strategy.
Thez sighs, and resumes Urri face. "We all ready?"
>>18130Following you and ready.... I think...
>I'm probably not but time will tell>optimism of youth
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Rules:Spells%20by%20Level#contentGM, up to what lvl spells can Torc use.
>still trying to think of good meme spells but can't
>>18150GM, can we take advantage of the concrete concourses and seating areas? Those should make it harder to spot and harder to follow by the tarrasque. Easier to retreat into
>>18149"Thank you for reminding me." I'm gonna cinematic this for ease. Thez steals the infini-bandage and wraps her torso. Then, she plunges her hand into Infernius' gut, rummages around, and pulls out the regen stone. As his knees buckle, she puts the white-gold ring on his finger and taps him with the stick, causing a gout of blood to erupt from
her stomach, and all his damage is reversed. Still bleeding, she kisses him (cuz now they're at face level). "I know. I love you too."
>>181537th level mage/cleric spells.
>>18154As cover, yes. For hiding, no. Terrasque has scent sense.
>>18156>Terrasque has scent sense.Can Tracy's etherealness bypass that momentarily?
>>18156"just come back okay?"
>>18156"I just want to state for the record that I think we should have paid the guy off and waited"
Alright folks, pick your starting positions. Any last requests additions?
>>18158"I promise," she sniffs. Infernius notices that she's wearing a ring made of minotaur horn.
>>18160I am standing behind Scotland "so I don't get step on"
>>18160YES! I forgot. +2 strength and +2 int from those two magic items sad alex gave me
>>18164Items? I don't,... sure.
>>18160Does Tracy have any vest oil left?
Sneak in with maxed stealth and ether, and approach the Tarrasque's body from behind or around it's abdomen.
Here's an easier map, in case the interactive map doesn't work.
>>18166Sure
Wait, what?
>>18160End zone, field level seating area, Home Team side
Can I cast any 2lvl spells?
>You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
>>18167Try to get access to its torso asap.
>>18170Wait for the battle to begin damn it
>>18166>etherealOkay good. "Don't jump 'back in' until it's attention is diverted. You'll know."
There will be a short dialogue before actual combat.
>>18156>clerichuh?
>>18151>Torc picks up Hoers"We'll start furthest from where the Nerd is
>>18173Torc can use both arcane and divine spells.
>>18173You'll have to wait to find out his location.
>>18160Ill start approaching the wizard id like to start the dialogue.
Are there any greatswords or battleaxes in the tower?
Also, can Tracy attatch weapons to the end of her chain?
>>18173Take a higher steating level. It will take the Tarrasque longer to climb to your position
>>18177NO!!!!!! Let Thez do it. Stay back with your 44 Magnum
>>18177Wait till half-time.
>>18178If only you had Korak's magic sword...
>>18174Ah, thx
>>18176Uhhhh
>>18179This near an endzone
>>18179Trump i have a plan hes obviously here for a reason im going to trick him into thinking im a traveling minstral.
>>18178No
>>18183"What sort of traveling,... that's a bad idea. He's not here to hear a song."
>>18182Alright then. Probably should take the opposite end zone. Away team
>>18183This guy is the Joker. He cannot be bullied, bartered, reasoned or negotiated with. I assure you, if I thought I could talk him down, I would. Either way, wait until we see how he responds to Thez. She's a level 48, and you're a 10
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Please generally indicate where characters plan on entering the stadium from.
>>18184Ill convince him to take me back to his court then assassinate him you guys follow stealthy.
>>18186Somewhere through the facility ports, where she won't be seen from the field.
>>18186Torc will fly to that white box thing by the bronco logo (top left)
What is that?
>prepares to project image
>>18187"It doesn't work like that. His form of entertainment is destruction and murder."
>>18189Announcer's booth.
>>18187lol I would've already done that if it were near possible.
>>18186Pic related, mounted on Fae but she is on the ground.
>>18188"Tracy, if you could spare an acid resistance potion - please tell me you made them - please give me one"
>>18190Can I blue-suede to Tracy's position after she exposes herself?
>>18187Just approach from a side position and be ready to cast spells or to shoot at him, or attack with axe if necessary. This will be a hard battle. Very hard
>>18190Alright i guess ill start in the sgands then.
>>18194Rough area? North, northwest, etc?
I need Infernius' position (advise flying in when 'signal')
>>18195*puts hand on pony in loving fashion, giving a look of genuine worry*
>>18190Does that mean I can have one acid resistance spell?
>>18194recommend a completely different side from the rest of us
>>18197>>18196The opisite side from these guys.
>>18196ill fly when you give the word.
Also, wait for noise/music to start before advancing, so the dog's attention id diverted.
The red circle is the dog (easier than typing out Terrasque every time)
>>18201"Wait for the purple beam." Thez says. "Lenos, raise elevation and move the tower over the 50 yard line.
>>18203>The red circle is the dogIt's that small?
>>18198GM, did the spells Inferius and the Bards cast earlier give advantages on the attack roll? With the Sad Alex magic water filter my strength modifier should now be +3 for a +18 with no spells, plus "Divine Favor" which adds either +3 or +5 to attack AND damage rolls. Strength should add +4 to damage rolls
>>18202I wish we had more on the sides, but okay
>>18205Stadiums are huge. A tarrasque is like 70 feet
>>18205No, that's just an indicator. 70'longx50'tall
>>18206"Our main advantages is that there's only two of them, and he's probably going to underestimate us. Our disadvantages are,... its the fucking dog, and I don't know what Kefka is capable of. When last we met, he was able to cast "Wish", and I don't know what he's done since."
"I can get everyone inside the Stadium either to their positions or near-abouts without them noticing, but anyone stepping on or near the field will become lunchmeat if its not coordinated."
>>18210>>18208"I can keep the dog pinned, but everyone will have to stay back from it"
>>18208"I can only imagine it is bad. Any spells I should be particularly on the look out for? Can he be approached by air to take a swing at with the sword, you think?"
>>18212"Just get me the mage where I can hit it"
>>18212"How do you plan to do that?"
>>18210"Please set me in a recessed concrete entrance way, so I am not immediately visible, but may enter the seating area"
>>18213"I don't know where he'll be, that's why I plan to draw him out."
>>18215"No, just a powerful sorcerer afaik," she says, but isn't entirely convinced of it.
>>18211Soon, finishing touches. Sorry its taking so long, but its gonna be fuggin nuts when it happens. I'm gonna be scrambling to map and depict everything, starting points and such are essential for this.
>>18217"You got it."
Trollestia emerges from the stables. "I'm coming too."
... Infernius did remember to Hallow the football field, right?
>>18214I can remove and drink from the heal serious wounds flask in one round? Can I use the magic boots to get to Tracy's position when she exposes herself, if not in the air?
>>18219That Ceremony should have been completed as a matter of course before it was opened
>>18219He'll have to wait until he's in position, and hallow takes 24 hours to cast. Not a good idea.
>>18221Yes
>>18218I might have to leave for ~30ish minutes after two hours from now...
I'll figure it out though.
>>18221You need the Cleric's ritual to Hallow the field though. Which spell did he cast?
>>18223>the Cleric forgot to do his job"Stupid bull!"
>>18224As you need, this probably won't be concluded tonight.
>>18224"Tracy, The mage will be able to resurrect the Tarrasque with the Wish spell if you kill it while he is still alive"
>>18223It's a Cathedral. We would have made him do it during the three weeks because it's a cathedral
Where do all the trips keep going?!
>>18227Very well, I'll allow it
>>18228TRUMP YOU FAGGOT, GIV US BACK TRIPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18227>>18228trump stop being a tyrant.
>>18227>would haveThat's not how /tg/ games work, m8...
Stupid bull..
>>18232nigger i did it after i made the statue of hitler killing the jew hydra.
Oh quit your whining. We all know the GETs would have been had
>>18231What? What did I do?
>>18228>>18230Okay...
>>18233That was in town tho wasn't it?
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Symbol#h-SymbolThis, this will be used tonight.
Sorry trump, you won't like it though
>>18236i said after i made the statue i go to the football field and hallow it.
>>18237Why would I not like it?
>>18233Which spell did you fix on the field?
>>18239You'll see when it's cast
Sidenote: Infernius, and Torc and revive people since it is a lvl 7 clerical spell
>>18241>Literally anything other than a Soccer Ball. ANYTHING elseGM said there are levels of Kill - and splat is the lowest, requiring Resurrection by the Entertron
>>18242Hallow comes with an extra spell that lasts a year.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hallow
>>18244Please be dispel magic.
>>18246Difficult to say if that would have been done or not. Depends on if we would have been anticipating something like another Soros battle. My guess is probably not
>>18247Yes. From this list. I think
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/summonMonsterI.htm
>>18247Uh, low level, yes.
I have to leave for 5 minutes. Infernius, designate the lasting spell effect of hallow. Everyone else, get ready to protect ur nuts.
>>18249Ah so I can only cast up to level 1. What was the "2 2nd to have available"?
>>18243Oh, its worse than a soccer ball
But it will serve it's purpose
>>18249>puts on cup
>>18246"Tracy. This guy has "foresight." He can sense impending danger. He can also Summon Undead"
>>18252>inb4 he's a Cancer Mage and he mastered the Tarrasque by wresting it down to 0 HP.
>>18253"Hey Trump, remember when I turned you giant? Wanna do it again?"
>>18249Due to charisma bonus, you get 1 bonus spell/day of your choice, up to 2nd level
>>18254No
>>18258Dispel magic re Infernius
(dispel was not the best choice desu)
>>18260Plz tell me that didn't just fuck up my magic
I think you all might want to take a look at this
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm#ninthLevelSorcererWizardSpells>>18258Not a bad idea, but first I want to wait until after our surprise - if we ever had one - has been spoiled. After that, certainly
>>18260REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18259I edited the config so you have trips back again
Nevermind, the dispel effect can be designated "only enemies"
>>18263"Works for me"
>>18265>lowers gun from head>>18267What was it?
I've got dried ingredients for two doses of Bull's Strength.
>>18270ive got two bulls strength pots
>>18269Last question: what is the central point of the Hallow spell?
I'm gonna start the cinematic wall of text, I'll wait until everyone says 'ready' to drop it.
>>18263Reminder he's also an archmage.
>>18270I don't like the sound of that>>18263YAY TRIPS
>>18273Ready
>>18273ready
>>18275>thinking I wouldn't use what's available
>>18273the middle of the field
>i dont know what the line is called i dont watch football
>>18268Pic related
>>18269>>18268Yay
>>18270Make it! You'll need it
>>18274Fuck. Please look at the list for that, to see what he has. He can turn Etheral - what do you plan on doing when you try to approach him?
>>18275>>18271You're welcome
I AM READY!
>>18276Oh god its what I thought>>18277Mid-field
>>18278Kek
>>18278>planIs sekrit
I'm going for the dog first.
>>18281Please don't. He can use Wish spell to ressurrect it if you kill it before he is dead
>>18281rupture his jejunum he wont stop puking.
>>18282That's not the intention.
>>18282Is it like Fallout Dog that can't die?
>>18273Im back and ready.
>>18285It's a godzilla thing thing that regenerates like crazy and won't stay dead.
>>18285I do not know
>>18284I still think he should be targeted first, but okay...
I just want to note that keeping battle plans secret from allies will only harm the course of the battle
>>18286Yay!
>>18285We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
>>18289If only we had Thez's gem horde to pay him off
>>18288Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
>>18292Is the symbol a snek?
[1d20 = 4]Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YUAn absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
>>18290>thinking there was anywhere near as much as the Jew-gold in there.
>>18296You're sharing with your husbando and your battle sister though
>>18295Waiting for purple beam
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
>>18294>>18293No, but it will be bad
>waits
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
>>18309Charge at mage
160 feet
>>18310TOURCIL! MAKE ME GIANT IF YOU CAN!
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
[1d40+6 = 41]>>18312Shit uh rolling 1d40+6 for Trump's final heigth after transformation
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18312>>18315Does that account for Fae as well?
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
>>18324Ha!
Did the freak see her?
>>18324HOLY SHIT
>also, torc's turn turns trump big
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
>>18326Not with that die roll
>>18327Please get Fae too
[1d20 = 7]>>18325I shoot at kefkas head.
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Fae's turn (Trump command), followed by Infernius, then Norfilly
Also Torcuil, you can pilot Trollestia if you like.
>>18334Head to Kefka's position
>>18335Eh, that works
Uh, what exactly can she do?
[1d20 = 1]>>18334i cast anti life shell on kefka.
GM, how far am I from Kefka now?
>>18338.... Casting doesn't require rolling
>>18337Smite evil, up to 4th lvl cleric spells
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18342I think it is your turn nord filly
>>18339He's in the bleachers, so out of range.
>>18339It does when there's spell resistance, so fail
Fae flies in, close (but out of range) of Kefka.
Infernius's spell fizzles as it comes near Kefka.
>>18343Correct.
>>18343Is it. Have everyone done their turn.
If so.. I try to cast Lullaby
>>18338I swear to god
>>18340Ohhh, that'll work
[2d20 = 35]>>18345Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
>>18345Or will I now potentially make any of you drowsy?.... Well the fallacy of youth
>>18347STRIKE THAT LAST ANSWER
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
>>18347>jigglypuff Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
>>18354Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
[3d20 = 27]>>18355Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
(size too, add a +6 for that)
>>18357>pretty much....so there is a chance....
>>18359>>18360>not making weekly blood sacrifices to Choosie
Troll's move, followed by Tracy, then Tay
[1d10+10 = 19]>>18362For damage roll? it's +4 plus 6 for size. 1d10 +10
>>18366>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it nowThe stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable,
constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
>>18368A brilliant strategy, except for the Dog's damage reduction. No effect.
>>18370Cast remove fear when my turn
>if I understand correctly
>>18370GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
>>18371im a 14th level cleric right? so i can cast a 7th level spell?
So after Troll moves, Tracy does her knife thing, Tay's move is negated, and after Kefka its Torcuil's turn.
>>18372I want to hug you
>>18373It gives strength, but diminishes dex, so null gain
>>18375Does this mean that a 24 failed to hit and a 25 hit?
Oh, Tracy (still inside) takes crushing damage
>>18372I love you little filly.
>>18376and i can use arcane spells right?
>>18375>the spell workedThats nice
Torc will cast Halo on Trump
But the second attack should have landed if the third one did since both were 25, unless the second one does not have the smite evil advantage
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC
>>18382Yay!
>>18378>>18371>gets backREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I didn't consider crushing damage)
Did she make it to the lung? Also, would having a bladder full of knives distract it at all?
[1d10+15 = 22]
>forgot to calculate for smite
No, you're right.
>>18384Does this thing bleed at all?
I did warn I would fug shit
>>18381No, only divine
>>18382Halo?
>>18389I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
>>18387pls be able to bleed from the inside.
I wanna do cool shit.
[15d10 = 94][1d10+15 = 25]>>18391Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog
>>18390Automatic revive on 0 hp
>>18391Its not super high, he hasn't had to REALLY fight in ages.
>>18395e_e You're using non-canon NOW? Without a MEME? DENIED
>>18387>>18392it regens hella fast.
Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
>>18396So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck
>>18398Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer
>>18392TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
>>18397Can it bleed though, if you stuck a sword directly into its artery and left it there, would blood continue to flow?
>>18399It says homebrew right at the bottom.
>>18402That's all I need for step two.
*flips through various anatomy books*
>>18399>5eI'd have allowed it if you had mentioned it previous. (and will from here on, but c'mon, I'm a flurry of papers and references and shit right now!)
>>18400Yes.
Fae closes and uses charging attack,
>>18401Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
Wait, its Tay's turn, not Fae's. That'll be soon.
>>18404I'm a flurry of a laggy tablet because my computer hates me, I feel you bro.
>waits and plans
>>18404Does that mean Bite and two claw attacks?
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)
>>18408I'll wait
>>18410You need a feat to make a Full natural attack upon charging.
I think GM meant Pounce.
>>18410No, that's a full-round. Charging attack (which would be required to make a successful attack) gets only one.
>>18409You're after Kefka, so don't sweat it.
>>18411Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
>tfw I'm going to have to go soon, but still inside its bladder.
>>18412K
>writing down shit in notepad furiously
Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move
>>18415FAnd of course no none knows you are there
[1d20 = 20]>>18416>>18408I shoot kefka again
>sorry was making a sandwich
>>18415Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
[2d8 = 10]>>18421Its fine, I was just wondering.
OOOH! A glorious hit, upside the FACE
>>18378>>18379Would all the organs with smooth muscle tissue deal crushing damage?
>>18422Is there anywhere to go without organ contraction? I was going for the lung next, although I didn't consider it completely collapsing its organs.
>>18425Wait, these are stupid questions...
K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgAK> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
>>18427The only thing you need to say is "attack, attack, attack"
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order
>>18428Should have shackled him...
Is fae big too?
>>18429Is she still taking crushing damage though, every turn?
>>18434>posting more non-canon, homebrew 5e spellsLook up 3.5e SRD
>>18431>shackledHeh, good luck
>Fae biglyNo, the spell was directed at Trump and they weren't in proximity
>>18433Yes
>>18434Noted
>>18433Probably. Make the creature take damage
>>18434I meant that I had the dimensional shackles on me when I attacked him and I could have shackled him to prevent him from teleporting
>>18435In advance, I'll allow it
>>18435>a faint "fuck you" is heard in tracy's ears>>18438Thx m8
>>18437Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
>>18436Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
>>18439Oh, don't thank me yet,... e\\_/e
>>18439>A faint paper-cut can be felt in Torc's haggis
>>18440She's got Cauchemar hooves!
Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?
>>18425I'm guessing that's a no for this...
She'd better get out...
>>18444It's also immune to fire.
>>18441I figured she had both already. You said EVERYONE
>>18444The hooves are a different story,
>>18420Ugh. It doesn't matter, he was able to make distance. You guys almost had him.
>>18447You are correct.
>>18448Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
>>18450108, but yes. It gets 40hp/round
Had to make some food. Have I missed anything?
>>18450How much damage has she taken? She can't just get crushed.
>>18452Not really. The thing's virtually indestructible, even from the inside...
>>18452Nope, you're good.
>>18446Torcuil's magic chains (level 1 homebrew? PLEASE) dissipate upon contact.
K> HAHAHAHAHA! That was AMUSING!!!
Fae could have pounce attacked, except Kefka is no longer there. She can redirect if she likes.
After Fae its Infernius, followed by Norfilly.
>>18452I shot kefka in the face
>>18452I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
>>18454I should have figured
Spoiler alert, in his true form Kefka is a veritable demigod. Spare yourselves the trouble of low-level spells and effects
>>18455He's got a shield, but she did roll a 20.
>>18454Fae goes right back charging at Kefka, if she's too small to be mounted
>>18460Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
>>18453>>18454>>18455>>18456So "we" need to take him out in one round or he becomes healed again...
GM, this is important so think carefully
What ethnicity is Kefka?
>>18462Unless we kill the Tarrasque first, that is correct
>>18464Super White. Like really white. Duh
Not labelled, but rough positions atm
>>18466Like, albino status, yes
>>18463So out of range,....
Norfilly, your turn
>>18468Shit, not what I was hoping
Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
>>18468So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
>>18470Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
[1d20 = 8]>>18471Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
>>18471reeeeeeeeeee! There's no treasure! And the Magic is above your head!
>>18469Tourcil, make Fae Bigly so Trump can ride her to Kefka... Otherwise I have no idea how to close range
>>18469TOURCIL, if Fae is Bigly, I know my next move
If GM will let me do it
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one
Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
>Torc realizes Kefka has violated the NAP
>>18479First, How close is Thez to Kefka?
>>18480Actually shooting him works. Consider it the Castle Doctrine. You're in Florida right?
>>18473Damn.... Is there anything I can do.. I suspect if I leave Torc I get mauled by the bad man.
After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka
>>18483How close is Kefka to thez or to Trump?
>>18483I did say you joined at an awkward time. Don't fret.
>>18468>>18480>Autistic screech
>>18485Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
[3d20 = 40]>>18489Quick draw Long bow
Shoot, Shoot, Shoot at Kefka
>>18490My dexterity is shit, but that looks like two lands
>>18482Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/Makes it attack Kefka
>>18493Takes 10 minutes to cast and Dog is immune to compulsion
>>18491Range modifiers, only one lands. Kefka is bleeding (and not 'just' bleeding).
>>18493Yeah no, see
>>18494You're lucky its not your turn.
Troll's turn, then Tracy (who is away), then Tay
>>18495How many attacks do i have?
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
>>18494>burns more flowchartsfine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>>18496two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
>>18498I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
>>18498How is that going to hurt it? Charge Kekfa! Kill Kefka! Only Trollestia and Fae can even fly right now
>>18500Dog is immune to charm. Cast heroics on relevant party members. Fae and Thez maybe
>>18498If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
>>18496From range? One.
>>18498Creative, so I'll allow a mulligan. No on the piss-wave.
>>18500Yeah no, sorry. You have time tho. They're not normally going to be epic like this.
>>18501I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
>>18504Now that's a good move. Summon a level 2 monster
that can fly
>>18506Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
>>18505Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
>>18509This is trollestia you faggot
Not Torc
>>18506pls fly in Etheral form to Kefka to charge him. He's super injured
>>18510Teleport to Kefka?
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Sorry, fuggin Cortana froze my comp. Catching up
>>18513She has a tendency to do that if you talk dirty to her.
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
>>18514>is about to terrorist attack HP
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
[6d20 = 56]>>18511>>18516Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
>>18521..Is it too late to take the potion?
>>18522Yes, turn passed, but as a free action
[1d20 = 8]>>18521Bang bang
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
>>18528REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
>>18528Is that rat bastard still hovering in air?
[1d20 = 3]>>18526Torcuil casts Implosion (memed)
>>18523I'll take it next turn then.
Will I need to reroll the attack?
*is prowling, ready to strike*
>>18534I think you are limited to three attacks in a turn
>>18535I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
>>18533HOLY SHIT. It landed. You fuggin did it.
Wall of text incoming
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
>>18537>>18526wait torculi saved the day?
>>18536Six attacks in a single turn is excessive.
The dog isn't down, but the nerd is kill.
>>18537>tfw I wanted to kill him*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to lifelol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>>18543ATTACK THE FUCKING DOG FIRST!
[1d20 = 6]>>18541>>18543swoop in and steal his body from tracy.
>>18542I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
>>18545You have grenades! Use them on the dog! We'll kill Tracy later
>>18545No! Fuck yo I'm the body-snatcher.
>>18546I'll take it. Sound's like Tourcil get's first pick from the dead guy's loot again
>>18548no fuck you your not stealig this guys loot again.
>>18549Gib grenades so I can leave them in its lungs.
>>18551I don't want his loot! I want his body/soul!
>>18540Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
>>18549>>18549If we can just find a way to get the grenades inside of it...
I hate to say this, but this
>>18552
>>18556Fae Now changes direction and charges the dog
>>18557Thez calls out. "You guys want me inside or outside
no pun, she's talking about the beast?"
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Called it. Next (Infernus)
>>18543But seriously. Tracy rushes in to rip his ghost to pieces: that's her turn.
[3d20 = 27]>>18561fly by slashes
>>18562His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
>>18562take a fucking grenade from me you cunt.
[2d6 = 5]>>18563Miss, hit, miss
>>18564Did she manage to get his ghost in time?*takes head and stuffs it in bag*
>>18565*takes grenades*
>>18566Infernius does no damage (damage reduction)
Norfilly, you're up.
>>18568Wait, I take that back, I forgot to account for modifiers. Infernius does,... 12 points
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
>>18568GM, I'm still going after the
real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
>>18572Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
>>18573Infernius, gib healing and buffs. Tracy is going in.
We might finish this tonight after all!>>18570I'll see what I can cook up. You're not in harms way.
>>18571Holy sword, yes.
>>18572>No crushingNo.
"Tracy, you got that skull bottle I left you?" Thez calls out.
>>18574>>18575Make filly gib healing, or perhaps Tay, so Inferius can do slashing or grenading
>>18570Filly, please come closer so you can heal Tracy
>>18576I am content thinking of candy. So no worries there
>>18576"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
>>18578Somehow, that gives everyone a feeling of comfy. +1's to all (I mean ALL)
>>18577Shit if there is someone in trouble I can cast Cure light wounds.
>>18582>perhaps not best image
>>18580That includes the Tarrasque...
>>18581Tracy is getting Crushed and is the only one taking damage thus far. She wants Inferius to help, but he can attack, so I think having a bard cast cure wounds would help her
>>18584>Tracy is getting CrushedShe hasn't gone back in yet.
[32d20 = 339]>>18579You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
>>18585>>18585"I- i can help tracy"
[5d8 = 14]>>18584No, not the Dog
Six attacks do damage, the rest are not effective.
>>18586>NO ghost for you![sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>>18589Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
>>18590>wishes it were bottle of non-crushing*waits for next turn*
[6d20 = 72]
Dog full-round attacks Thez (cuz she's right there)
[3d20 = 26]>>18591I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
[1d20 = 8]
1st attack (bite) lands on Thez, rolling for swallow
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
Trump saves, but dog is right there staring down.
>>18598Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
>>18599Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
[1d20 = 15]>>18596>>18586>>18590Did Thez mean to tell Tracy to join her in there?
Rolling Sense Motive
>>18601I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
>>18602No, she thought to keep it occupied, but she got eated by dice.
>>18603Kek. By your will. ^_^
>>18602She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
>>18604>the bottle thoughShe expected Tracy to go back in?
>>18603"Shes so innocent it amazes me."
>>18604I can be a mascot that always point to true north "Know Direction"
>>18606She thought that was your game, yes.
>>18609So um... The attack?
>>18537>I killed the nerdBECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
>>18612I know right. I thought GM wouldn't allow that. You get first dibs on his hit. Again
>>18613What does he even have?
>>18614>heart attack
>>18611>>18609>doesn't want to get crushed, but sureCan Tracy move yet?
If so, she charges and phases right through the dogs body and leaves a grenade (armed by fiery maw) behind her in its lung as she passes through (etherealness would wear off as soon as it stops touching her)
>>18594Thez was in midair, so no. Tracy would've been closest.
>holy sword"Ah shit lad! Now I be Vanderiem the Masterful, Mystical, Malicious,... ah hell JUST KILL THE BASTERD!"
>>18610Sorry Uh, its got a 35 ac, so I'm thinking the first hit landed, but IDK about the other 2.
>>18615I don't know.
>>18614You're going to kill us with that cuteness
>>1861735? I thought it was 25? (the other attacks didn't get 25, but for the future)
>>18618Again, fugg it. Go one then
Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
[1d10+16 = 20]>>18619Hit damage dice roll? I forgot nord filly adds one to damage
Troll, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil,...
>>18614>Torc makes a mental note to take the filly stick collecting after this>>18618Besides, I only took one thing from Korak
>>18623I'm gonna go ahead and Have Torc cast hail at dog, you can have troll again
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
>>18616>>18625Remember to light the grenade with a flaming hoof. Inferius probably should have given you more grenades
>>18627"Roll a 20" Trumpaladin says to Troll
[1d20 = 11]>>18630>rape Trump
Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
>>18630>>18629>>18626>>18605>>18584Okay, I'll stop trying to control my allies' actions now...
>>18633Yeah, do so stop that.
[1d20 = 12]
Jokes aside,....
Troll casts Searing Light
>>18633"Your leadership is a great quality,"
Fail, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil, Fae,...
>>18634Gib gem horde>>18636"Thank you, Tay"
>>18637>>18634Tracy go after me ill buff you
Tracy can delay at will, yes.
>>18616Okay, get buffed here
>>18639before doing this
>>18616
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
>>18640I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
>>18646"You are the best singer"
>>18646Tracy has buff. Your move Tracy, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18628>torc has a brilliant ideaHe runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus nowTorc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
(buff also affects Trump, still bigly)
>>18649YOU.................
>>18649Um, wut?
>>18652Yes, sorry.
Torcuil, in his foolishness, dispels all buffs
>>18654REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18654FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
>>18655I'm not the one who memed a seahawk logo,... I'm just rolling with the punches.
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?
>>18654REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18651Told you you wou...
>>18654Nigga listen here, gliphs only affect those who step on them. Now fuck off to hell where you belong
>>18659Ill eat Your heart later scott.
>>18657Does that include giant size?
>>18659Don't tell a GM to fuck off back to hell. He is more powerful than you. It's like being rude to a police officer. It's just not smart
[1d20 = 8]>>18656No, that one is fine.
>>18641Missed that (happened before squawks logo)
>>18661I will when he messes up my spell
>>18659One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
>>18658Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
>>18664At least it wasn't glimmer
Are anyone hurt and in need of "Cure Light Wounds"?
Dog has possible spell reflection, so again, be careful
>>18664>>18662Yay!
>>18665Fae attacks. That's a full attack if near enough and a pounce if not
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)
>>18665>misses while inside ling[reeeeeeeees internally]Okay...
>>18667Tracy has wounds, but otherwise (aside from tired) everyone seems okay-ish
>>18667We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Fae connects, but no damage.
[40d20 = 443]
"FIRE!!" A call rings out from the edge of the stadium.
>>18671Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and
would immediately go there
if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
>>18668Welp, Torc is useless if he can reflect spells
>>18666>666>glimmer mentionHow
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
>>18675>The goyim woke up and are taking back their cityYay!
>>18680Gib healing and moar grenades.
>>18678My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
>>18681nades and heals coming up.
>>18666I give you back trips, and this is what you do with it. Am disappoint. Am disappoint.
Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.
>>18683Uhm oick one
>>18685Oh go cry me a river
More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
>>18686i cure crit wounds on tracy can i hand her some grenades?
[1d4+3 = 7]>>18690Yes. That many
>>18693A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
>>18695Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
>>18684Not sure how that applies,... btw
>>18696I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
>>18694I was going to ask if I could do do "Prestidigitation" even if it isn't in my available spells and create an origami pony... But I'll sing.
>>18697>Tracy
[1d20 = 4]>>18698Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!Thez> Kyuken
>>18699>so sing Inspire Heroics
The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
>>18703
She's a big girl
Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
[3d20 = 16]>>18707Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
>>18712Hush. You've gotten bad dice rolls too
[6d20 = 71]>>18710Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
>>18713His are usually funny though
>>18715Uh... I get like a 45 AC right? 42 if no new buffs from Tay and the Filly?
Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?
[2d10+16 = 28]
[4d8+17 = 23]
dice too long
[20d1 = 20]>>18717You mean like this?
[3d8+8 = 24]
[2d12+16 = 23]
still going
>>18722>thinking his ironic 1's won't count
[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
>>18726>GM.exe has stopped working
>>18727What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
>>18727Throws all the grenades in it's mouth.
>>18727Uh, what kinda roll is that?
Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!
>>18734That's Port Barry launching volleys of arrows.
>>18735This is why I didn't upgrade to windows 10
>>18736Ah
>>18737this was a smart move
>that windows 8 life
[4d20 = 28]>>18733You can't throw them all, but I'll let u double-
fisthoof (so 4)
>>18740And possibly also me, given the proximity
[3d6 = 12]>>18737Didn't have a choice
so gearing up for a Linux machine>>18737One grenade blows up at your feet, and the rest bounce off around the mouth, 2 doing damage (but not much)
The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
>finally found an offical 3.5e spellbookI hate everything
>>18738>windows 7
[3d8+10 = 27]>>18744I heal trump
>>18749We'll need that to
keep it dead.
>>18746>>18747>>18748Kek
>>18749You're using THAT for THAT? RLY? I'll let you rethink that, cuz you'll fuggin NEED it e_O
[1d20 = 7]>>18754Don't worry, its in the bag.
>>18748[thankful nightmare noises]
>>18755GM, what is my health level?
>>18757i tried it didnt work.
[3d20 = 38][10d6 = 23]>>18757K
>>1875834hp
Fae attacks(?)
>>18757Where does it say thsat is available to wizards? I see cleric
>>18762yes
>>18763I can cast cleric and mage
Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
Trump is less destroyed (~ 1/2 hp)
>>18702Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
>>18768>>18769Did the tarrasque do 70% damage on me in a single round?
>>18766>was that a fucking undertale reference?
[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
>>18770it does alot of damage.
[5d8+35 = 61]>>18770In a word, yes.
>>18771Nope, never played it
The Dog slumps over. Its still alive, but its hurting BAD.
>>18775Throw Javelin in its mouth.
[1d20 = 6]>>18778Forgot to roll
Sorry I was away for a little moment..
Is there anything I missed?
>>18775If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
>>18782Shush now, that was enough, everyone had auto-hit cuz Norfilly song. Cinematic time!!!
>>18786See
>>18785 since I think it's my turn. I think
>>18786I want to be Tracy to be inside its body as it dies and eat her way out like a maggot.
>>18790*joins Thez and starts slashing the walls with koraks sword*
>>18791>implying I need a reason
The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
>>18792Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
>>18792>koraks swordWhy do I keep saying that?
Tracy's sword.
>>18792It's just kind of gratuitous
>>18787Can we make doggo our friend and adopt it?
>>18794>is vulnerableTracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>>18800Did the Port Barry NPCs do the actual death blow?
>>18801*begins eating the walls*
>>18798NO
>>18793Eish to keep it dead
[3d8+15 = 29]>>18794REEEEE I WONT LOOSE HER AGAIN
>>18802No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
>>18798"Someone cover her eyes!" can be heard from inside the beasts body
>>18807With a javelin throw? But her round wasn't until much later.
Eh, whatever
>>18798>>18808Eyes coverd tracy
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
>>18805Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
>>18814"Huh"
Whats the loot?
>>18815"our lives"
what is the loot though gm?
Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
>>18813>thumbnail looked more eyecovering
>>18814>all my meat is disappearingREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
>>18820Please don't resurrect that thing
>>18817*contemplates eating football*
>>18815>>18816Sorry, Kefka was FAR to vain to use items, and the Dog had no use or ability TO use. There IS the emperor's throne, but that's another segment ENTIRELY
>>18822*Contemplates Smiting Tracy*
>>18819>>18817"Are you kidding me?"
>>18825Don't worry, I'm not hardly done. This will be a lengthy cinematic.
>>18816"Well I know that."
>>18818>Torc picks up pony"wanna go collect sticks?"
>>18823Oh, okay
>>18823Oh don't worry. The fact that he ruled over many kingdoms and exacted tribute was not lost on me. I would never overlook such a fact
>>18825"Hell no we ain't!"
>>18823*Kefka's body vanishes*
The stands around the party erupt in cheers. Not only has Port Barry - and Football - been saved yet again, but this time the citizens themselves took part. No longer was it the party saving the people, but the people serving and aiding the party, who saved everyone.
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
>>18831Citizens need not sell themselves so short. They held the demons at bay for hours until the party arrived
>>18832A mighty nation indeed. Great Potential. Great.
Unfortunately, during the fight and the involved circumstances, no one landed the requisite spot check.
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
(still cinematic, don't worry)
"It seems that troublesome sprite bit off more than she could chew! This means, this realm is MINE for the taking! Go then my MINIONS!!"
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
>>18837>weave of forceShit, the black girls are attacking
>>18838"Did we win? Can I have the other half of the candy?"
Soros alone can still move, and he's sweating.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
>>18817>yfw you left a broom closet's worth of knives inside of the Tarrasque
>>18841(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
>>18842Tracy still hurts though...
The golden female looks down at Thez, still not breathing.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
>>18845because fuck you!!
>>18843(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
>>18840*mouth waters at the sight of Soros*
[hungry nightmare noises]
>>18843>signs a little hymn for the lost knifes
>>18840Did Tracy fuck everything up?
>>18849Awww
>>18839Not Yet little one
>>18846Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
>>18846>>18845wait this is soros talking to me right?
>>18851Soros is bad man. He is basically stealing my candy.
>>18852disreguard gm im sorry i thought it was soros talking
>>18839"Shhh! you know what"
Torc tucks the pony into his robes so she can see, but not have to be held
"Listen, you can have candy when this is over"
>>18849Artist?"Okay you can sing"
>>18852[mouth-watering intensifies]
>>18853No, this is the golden female. Don't worry, that was an excellent answer
>>18852"I am he who fights on behalf of my nations for their protection, prosperity, and glory"
>>18852"Um exuse me for the harsh language,"
>plugs ponys ears"Who the fuck are you?"
>>18857Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy
"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
>>18863I thought we couldn't move?
>>18864I missed that. He only looks over at her, and tries to see if or how she responds then
>>18859She reaches out a hand, and trump is struck by a bolt of energy, rendered immobile.
FOOL
>>18861Another bolt, immobile
INSOLENCE
>>18862Yet another bolt
YOU I SHALL SAVE FOR LAST
>>18864Initially that was for Soros and crew, but as now 3 of the party are disabled. You still have motion
>>18865She's staring at Soros: she wants the rest of him.
(think Gozer from Ghostbusters, except sleek and golden, instead of bubbly and weird)
>>18866"look here bitch if you no let me go me rip you limb from limb"
>>18870Good spirit, but ur immobilized
Tracy, Tay, and Norfilly are still free to move/respond
>>18872Coup de grace soros with my 44.
>>18874Promptly Run over to him and start gnawing on his leg, ripping big chunks out.
>>18875>>18876I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!
Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.
The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.
YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
>>18866Trumpaladin is oddly content with this outcome
BURN HER, BURN HER
>>18872>filly is okayOkay
>>18877Kek
>>18877"Lady taylor the swift, conquer of worlds."
>>18878Oh, I've spent all week cooking this shit up. I alluded to it in the emo-wall-text
>>18877*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
>>18881The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think
you even understand
>>18882"Hey save me the heart!!"
>>18884>Save the best partlol no
>>18885"Dont make me hurt you tracy"
Don't demons have 3 hearts anyway?
Trumpaladin keks internally
>>18891I bet you weigh more than a duck
>>18880She smirks for a moment, before leveling her gaze at Tracy.
AND YOU.
>>18882(heard). I HAVE SEEN.
She reaches out her hands, and arcs of energy strike Thez' immobile body (for the record, that whole unconscious bit wasn't planned, Thez just failed a progressive saving throw).
Thez gasps to life, panting furiously.
CHILD, AGAIN YOU DEFY ME. FOR THESE. TELL ME WHY.
As she regains her breath, Thez takes on a defiant stare. "I love them. They are mine, and I am theirs. there is no reason to it."
The woman's eyes narrow again.
>>18889>>18890(sidenote, kek)
The woman reaches out her hand, and allparty members, feel a crushing sensation.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Thez <whoofs> and unleashes a barrage of attacks which are easily and quickly blocked and diverted.
SO I THOUGHT. YOU
HAVE LASTINGLY BROKEN THE LAW.
>>18898Is she taking to Tracy?
>>18898>REEEEEEEEEEES in german
*is still eating demons organs, moving towards one of its hearts*
"Then take your vengeance. They are more important than anything! I stand WITH them."
SO MOTE IT BE.
The air, the tornado of fiends, Soros, his minions, and everything begins sucking back into the sky.
SINCE THIS IS WHAT YOU SO DESIRE, SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ONCE WISHED THAT ALL WHO ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD OR BROUGHT TO IT SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ARE SO CONVICTED TO THESE, IN SPITE OF MY COMMANDS, SO IT SHALL BE
>>18898You die for your friends? Demon, you did better with your second chance at life than I did
>>18904*bites down and tears off as much of Soros as she can before he lifts off*
>>18904I swear to God GM this better not be the end
>>18907There's other continents and space.
Thez turns back at the party. "I guess this is goodbye, again. Maybe for the last time."
YOU MISUNDERSTAND MY MEANING CHILD.
Though harsh and oppressive, the voice has a hint of softness to it.
To the party it speaks.
SINCE I HAVE KNOWN HER, THIS CHILD HAS THOUGHT OF NOTHING BUT REVENGE. HER SOLE PURPOSE HAS BEEN THAT OF DESTRUCTION FOR TO THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED HER OF THAT WHICH WAS PRECIOUS AND DEAR. AND YET. NOW. SHE HAS GIVEN UP POWER, FORTUNE, FAME, AND STATUS, SIMPLY TO STAND AMONG YOU.
THE TRAVEL BAN IS REINSTATED, AND SHALL REMAIN.
"But no!" Thez says
HOWEVER, YOU CHILD, ARE NOT WHOLLY INFERNAL, NOR WERE YOU. I GAVE YOU MY NATURE BECAUSE IT SERVED MY PURPOSE, AND BECAUSE IT WOULD SERVE YOURS. IT IS OF NO USE TO YOU NOW, NOR IS IT OF USE TO ME.
*stops rolling in Soros's blood and looks towards Thez*
>I'm confused but happy
>will get candy soon
I TAKE BACK WHAT IS MINE, AND LEAVE YOU WITH WHAT - AND INDEED TO - THAT WHICH WAS YOURS. YOUR MAGIC IS LARGELY STRIPPED,... BUT I SENSE YOU NO LONGER NEED IT
And with a turbulent swirl, the last of anything outside is again banished, removed and gone.
I did say Thez would regress in experience yesterday didn't I?
Soros is again banished (BTFO), outsiders are again verboten except by direct summon, and where stood a purple and maroon devil-girl lies a gray-skinned elf-dwarf, who's only desire is to be amongst her friends.
"Are,... are you ready for some Football?" she days weakly.
>end season 2 main story
>>18915>anythingAnything?
>>18915How in the name of fuck did I see this coming?!
>>18915"What the hell."
Torc sets down norfilly
>>18919>find twig on the ground>picks it up
>>18915*picks up thez*
"you even more beatiful now than you ere before"
>>18920>squeee>>18915So now only the stadium exists?
>>18918Trumpaladin now looks over and waves at the pony.
"Tracy?" wave "Tracy?"
>>18921>the dreaful mare, having been pacified by the taste of blood, has once again become controllable[content, sleepy pony noises]
>>18925*Trumpaladin looks over with uncertainty, but will accept whatever hugging or other affection shown*
"Tay? What was that about 'conqueror of worlds' you told the golden lady?"
Torc isn't going to have a romantic intrest, but instead is going to have a father/daughter dynamic with norfilly.
I am okay with this
>>18898What you think this is the first time ive conquered a world before?
Trumpaladin is shaken, his confidence and certianty knocked down as if by a mighty blast
>>18927He picks up Tracy in his arms, and hoists her in part over his shoulder where he can carry her with one arm. With the other free arm, he advances towards the Football, to pick it up
As the scene calms, and as invaders are forcibly removed, the scene descends in silence.
"Three cheers for Trump! Three cheers for FOOTBALL!!" Sechs cries out.
The whole stadium erupts in elation. The sound of cheers is deafening. Thez, held aloft by Infernius, and surrounded by her dear friends - old and new - cries the first tears of joy she has ever known.
Game, set, and match.
Norfilly gains 4 levels, Tay gains 2 levels, and everyone else gains one. Also the armed and mobilized citizens gain three. All prosper on this glorious field of Football, most expressly Thez, who gains nothing,... except the leave to be amongst her friends.
>>18929Trumpaladin gives a funny look to Tay, but then looks back and proceeds towards the Football
>>18928I wanted a daughter though>>18931And now Trumpaladin is caught like a deer in headlights
>>18933Trump's wife is pregnant
>>18928more like weird but funny uncle
>>18930[tired pony noises]
>>18933Wait one year, Daddy.Beams with content, sleepily.
>>18931>Is Assassin
>>18935Good point, you not possess the head of the former Emperor. You should probably say something,....
>>18935That's the dynamic I was looking for
>>18936Aren't Assassins supposed to be sekrit?
*finds head in bag*
>>18939Not when making a name for themselves
>>18931>level 8 !!!!"Can I have candy now?"
>>18931Trumpaladin, still holding the pony (if pony accepted. If not, then not holding the pony) addresses the crowds:
"What happened here to tonight has impact far greater than any before. Probably far greater than any of us standing here can imagine. We have - all of us here - freed ourselves from a great evil, one that has for long oppressed this and many lands. In the closing hours of this great struggle, the fight was lead not by the party members, but by the citizens themselves, who could stand idly by no longer, but took control of their destiny. In that, they learned the true meaning of Football - to be not just a lone individual, but a part of a team. To be a part of something greater than yourself, and to make its fortunes and glories your own. When you do this, you become more powerful than any individual, capable of greater glories. You are immortal, as you can never die so long as your comrades live on.
I will return to aid in where we go for here, but for now, our team must rest. Continue in the revelry. You deserve it"
>>18943*offers candy-apple*
>>18942*drops pony*
>>18943*gives peach rings*
>>18946"CAHNGYHHDY!!!"
>>18947"Candy!!!"
>>18948"Aww, I'm sorry"
*picks pony back up*
>>18949*pets pony with free hand*
>>18950[content pony noises]
>>18949*smiles the sweetest smile*
Can I mummify Kafka's hands?
Thez, (assuming Infernius releases her) walks up to Tracy, and grabs her hand firmly (but not aggressively). Addressing the crowd (she hasn't lost ALL her magic) her amplified voice resounds.
"Citizens of Port Barry. Behold, she who slew the Terrasque. Behold, she who bears the head of Kefka. Look on her and tremble!"
She smiles sidelong at Tracy.
More cheers erupt from the surrounding people.
"They will sing songs of you now," Thez winks.
>>18953I was gonna have Kefka wink out in wisps of magic, but go for it. ^_^
>>18955His body is mine.
>grabs her handhoof*
>>18955"
And tremble..." Trumpaladin repeats
\r
*casts Eagle's splendor on self*
>knows it is bed time
>don't really want to sleep
>falls asleep anyway
>dreams about adventures
>and football
>>18955>not mentioning Torc killed Korak and Kefka (really hates K name apparently) settin them freeI'm actally not mad, because after the years of Torc basically being deemd a terrorist by (((them))) he doesn't want fame. He just wants to know he did good.
>Torc takes norfilly stick collecting
Trollestia saunters up next to Torcuil.
"Good scotsman, I have done you a disservice. I thought my actions best, given that I have never known a hooman who had noble intentions. I admit to having wronged you. If you ever have need of an ally, or a companion, I am yours to call upon."
>>18961Goodnight , Nordfilly.
>Dat Safe Haven pic
[1d20 = 4]>>18960"Tracy, look at me?" Looks into her eyes
Sense motive (say what you want to)
>>18961I reiterate my statement from yesterday. The Game will continue as long as there are anons who will play, and you play well. I look forward to next week (and indeed, throughout the week, I spend
most of my off hours here).
>>18962lol nobody saw you kill Kefka
*hogs all the glory with Perform and Bluff*
>>18965Reeee plus 20 modifier
>>18967Yes, but Torcuil is Merlin in a sense (and in a different life so to speak). He's never been about recognition, only about doing and being proper. And he is most proper.
>>18966Many thanks, but I have mostly been eating candy, so not much wrong I could do there. I will try to do more hands on with my new power level in coming adventures.
*walks to the side to brood*
>>18970>'I hope all this Balor blood will make me stronger, like last time.'>'[unitelligible pony musings]'>'~Hmmmm feels warm'*snuggles*
>>18929Thez runs up to Tay.
"He... hey. I just wanted to say that,... I'm a big fan. I still want to,... y'know,... sing some time. Also,... oh nevermind," she blushes. "Let me know if there's anything I can do for you," smiles meekly but still wide-eyed.
>>18976>tfw you're going to have to spend another 3 weeks building a mental image of what Thez looks like againI am okay with this.
>>18974*pets back, with a sort uncertainty yet again
*
>>18973"in... Ineferius? I need someone to be with right. Please let me brood with you"
>>18973"There you are!" Thez runs up and dives into his arms. For several minutes she just sits there, saying nothing. She takes a deep breath.
>>18979"Your girl is back. For good. And more importantly, she's cured! Why are you not happy?"
>>18961Night Nordbro
>>18963"It is fine. I forgive you and I thank you for offering your assistance. So let us put that behind us"
>>18971I gotta read Kimg Arther, any extra literature with merlin?
>>18972Sorry if you don't like Torc pretty much adopting your character, I could stop if you'd like
>>18980"Thez. Please help. I got what I wanted. It's terrible"
>>18976"Wanna take another bath im beat"
*yawns,in character*
>>18982I'll stop him, don't worry
>>18972That was just a matter of timing, and the fact that the party was literally facing the biggest baddie in the book AND another ALMOST biggest baddie in the book at the same time. Don't sweat a thing
>>18980"something on your mind?"
This gay bathhouse is ~comfy>>18984Give me ten minutes to prepare it.
>>18988"Tracy. No human. Except Kefka. Take him"
>>18985People you are not: Nordbro
>>18990Reeee he's my friend
>>18989>implying she has even has the energy
>>18992"Touche. Carry on"
>>18982T> "Put
what behind us?"
>stop adopting character>missing the Arthurian potential right in front of himNot speaking for anyone, but there's merit to the idea
desu,....
>>18984>nosebleed"I,... gotta get someone first." (this is when she runs off to find Infernius.
>>18987"Just you, and me,... and maybe Taylor,... since she asked." she winks
>>18995that fine with me.
*winks back*
>>18983"How could that be terrible?"
Am I the only one waiting for Sechs?
>>18998*Happy Paladin noises*
He's going to talk?
>>18997"Oh God, I'd love to explain it to you later in full detail. But let me not ruin your night, since you seem to know how to spend it."
>>18998im waiting for sex.
>>19001"There'll be plenty of time for that. Whats on YOUR mind?"
>>19002"Tell Taylor to start the blood-bath. I'll be along in a moment."
>>18994Cut me slack, I haven't even read an abridged version
Lay out your refernce
>>19004"Check the grand bathhouse." (we have one now)
>>19003"I think I'm going to have to save the meat of it for a time when we have more privacy, more time to speak. But I do want to say that you impressed me there. I don't think it has been any secret that I was not... fond of your demonic elements? If that makes sense. But risking everything for comrades... That impressed me. It made me think about why I had been fighting, and what I expected to gain. What I did gain. What the consequences would be"
>>19007Thanks tracy love you.
>>19005Its there.
>>19008"Well for what it's worth, I never chose to be a
devil, I simply chose not to die. The rest was a matter of inevitability and forces beyond my control. Thanks to you and everyone here, I'm free of all that. When you're ready to talk, let me know," she kisses Trump on the cheek.
>>19010Coldly, almost as if not talking to Inferius, but past him. To no one:
"We killed a mage and his pet known for causing death and destruction pointlessly. And our first act - we, who shall lead the new order - is to bathe in a bath of blood. This does not bode well for our future"
>>19012"I need you and needed you. I'll explain later"
>>19013maybe you right, but thez....
>>19013"And I am - and shall be - at your service," she bows.
>>19014"Yes?"
>>19015i dont know if taking blood bath is right thing to do but i love you and you want to, me conflicted.
>>19014"Thez is not who worries me. But I am worried, very worried, about where this is all going."
>>19015"One more thing, one little thing. Could you take me to see her? And if you don't know who I am talking about, well, I'll ask Trollestia I guess"
>>19016"Inferius, I have much to explain to you later, when we are alone and have time. I experienced a revelation during the fight"
>>19016"Aren't Minotaurs supposed to be man-eaters anyway? What are you so hung-up on, pussy?"
>>19019blood is not clean mkay?
>>19019*looks at Tracy with sadness*
I'm signing out for the night
Enjoy your gay bloodbath
>>19020>implying cleaning is the intention>>19021Learn to live with it.
>>19022Goodnight, Torc's faggot.
>>19023"Tracy, where do you stop?"
>>19025>implying there are any breaks on the train
Thez smiles, first at Trump, then at Infernius.
To the latter, she says. "I'll only be 32 seconds, precisely," and to the former she says "Shhh, don't fight it." <whoof>
Both Thez and Trump appear at a meadow with a small creek/river running through it.
"She's just beyond these waters. And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days. The way back is to the south, follow the path past the large tree. Don't tell Tracy I told you. ^_~"
And exactly 32 seconds after appearing, Thez <whooofs> back to Infernius.
"Sorry, it was business," she smiles at him. Leading the way to the new bath house (not my idea, but) it becomes apparent that there are two main tubs, one filled with blood, the other filled with purified water.
>>19026...
"Inferius? I discovered something. Nevermind, I'll explain later"
>>19022Until next time, good scotsman
>>19027Thank you
Trumpaladin walks slowly, following the path, with somber expression
>>19027>'Fuck you, Thez!'Is what she would say, if she knew.
>>19027*drops pants*
*extends hand to thez*
>>19030Presumably until the Unicorn is within sight, or he is within sight of the unicorn
>>19033As Trump continues north, he sees a large and serene tree, not like the one that hid the jew hoard. As he approaches he notices the grass is long and undisturbed, flowing in the breeze. As he glances at it, a voice calls from behind the tree. "Who,... who goes there?"
>>19032Thez takes his hand (suddenly realizing that she's totally naked and without wings to cover herself, but still bespeckled with gems, decides its far too late for modesty) and leads him forward.
>>19034"Hello" He calls out, trying to sound friendly
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump, Trumpaladin"
>>19035>implying the wings ever did anything but draw attention to her nakednessSilly Thez.
>>19036"You are not known to me,... but I can sense that you are not evil either."
And a fair-skinned/furred Unicorn peeks out from behind the large tree.
>>19038>fair-skinned/furredWhich is it?
>>19039Actually, I don't want to hear the answer...
>>19038Trumpaladin extends out a hand to see if he will meet her, but generally shows that he means no harm
"I sort of know you. From a distance. I saw you in korak's ship, and sought to try to free you that night. That didn't go so well. He's dead anyways, we killed him. You need not fear him ever again.
What is your name, and where do you come from?"
>>19039Kek
>>19040I like fair hair and dark skin, which unfortunately does not exist in nature
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>>19042"For that you have my thanks. What brings you to this hallowed grove?"
She extends a hoof reluctantly, but decisively.
>>19042>fair hair and dark skinYou're thinking of a Lipizzaner: they're dark gray underneath
(don't tell Aryanne I told you).
>>19043>>19044Trumpaladin gladly accepts
"I wanted to speak to you. I am here with a party of people, who, like myself, did not start on this world. I like them, but I felt I needed more contact. I am well known among the people of the town, but they expect much of me. Have a certain idea of me - not bad, but I don't want to maintain that appearance now. I saw you and recognized you as an Equestrian. I knew Equestrians in my past life, always got along with them. I know of only one here, and well, let's not talk about her. I wanted to seek out you. See if maybe we don't have something in common"
"I have come to be called Slovenia, but that is not my name..."
The rest is something only for those in the grove.
Can Kefka's mummified hands be made into items?https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hand_of_the_Mage
>>19049Stahp, its not like with Trollestia, I just don't have any energy. This has been exhausting. @_@
>>19051Thanks, GM. You work hard.
>>19050The problem is, he's not an elf>>19051Kek, sorry. I should have played out what I wanted to say with Thez, but she was doing other things
>>19053Definitely doing that RP with Thez or Inferius or both though
>>19052You all make it worthwhile
>>19050Yes
>>19053All in good time
As those who are want venture to the new bath house, they are immediately struck by a sign, with fresh, gleaming paint. Lenos walks way from the doorway. "You're welcome," he says.
Emblazoned across the doorway is the unmistakable phrase:
"NO HOMO"
>>19056'You acquired mummified hands!' (cue zelda chest music)
>>19058This
"Thanks, Lenos."
>>19058"You owe me," he calls, venturing up to the tower interface, to watch whatever happens.
And with that, GM wanders away (not far, I'm NEVER far)
>>19060It's been a long day. Great Job. I got a little fucked up emotionally at some point during it all, but that happens.
Goodnight!
>>19062Thats kind of the idea. One has to dig at their scars in order to clean them out and properly dress them. ^_~
>>19051>its not like with TrollestiaWhat do you mean?
I'm sorry, I was just confused by that line
>>19065Sorry, I mistook your meaning. I thought that you interpreted my 'leaving the proceedings open to the imagination' (not in a lewd sense, but in an endearing and sincere-but-otherwise candid sense) as something that might parallel what happened with Trollestia and Torcuil, or you for that matter.
>>19066inis's faggot wisehes you faggots a goodnight.
>>19066Kek, I'll fill in what would have happened for you: Trumpaladin asks Slovenia much about herself, but really, tries to spend the night talking to her
the way girls talk to other girls. That is to say, he uses her mostly as a wall against which to throw his negative emotions and his dis-contentedness, maybe trying to seek sympathy or company with her in that regard. Basically, he tries to make her a confidant, possibly taking advantage of how she's sort of a captive audience.
He eventually falls asleep there in the meadow, partly because he doesn't want to go back, partly because he's too tired, and mostly because he doesn't know the way back.
I was eaking at the implication that she gave him her real name>>19066>>19067Good night faggots.
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>>19068>wanting people to watch him be cuteFaggot
>real nameMaybe she did, only Trump knows. ^_~
>>19069Okay seriously, why is Tracy creditted as killing the Tarrasque? Under the order she had already gone that round, when she threw the grenades and blew her hoof up. When Nordfilly cast determination, it was the last move of that round. The next move would have been mine and the Tarrrasque's, with Thez and Trollestia moving before Tracy
>>19056>The no homo bathouse Guess germanon can't call us gay now
>>19062I know what you mean
Imagine my suprise when I came back after an hour wondering what the hell had happened when I was gone, and I found out my "McDonalds brand recreational thumb nukes©™®" had worked
>>19070Because there is a subtle lesson I'm trying to convey
What's my character's initiative bonus in her nightmare form?
>>19075With the exception of the Dog, I haven't been applying initiative bonuses.
>>19077Here's the thing. Binging on those "how to be a great PC/GM" has brought a few things to mind, and while I appreciate MUCH of the insight that is presented in those videos, it also highlights one of my issues with tabletop games in general, and why I set out to craft this Game in the first place.
For one, while the rules are most useful in maintaining a degree of cohesion to the "game engine", outside of having a computer to verify that each and every rule is followed, including every modifier and attribute, there are points where it all becomes 'too much', especially with regard to the flow of the game. There are all sorts of (too many?) little tweaks that can be applied that change the gameplay dramatically, but without improving the quality.
Take this example, if anyone had taken the Improved Initiative feat (and I had applied it) that could have changed the order of activity for the whole fight. This would have lead to an entirely different process, but in order to appreciably allow for that I would have to make certain that every player knew about "Improved Initiative", as well as the whole slough of feats and modifiers, and skills, and what have you. That level of investigation or dissemination might be fun or viable to players who have little or nothing to do with their free time than read through the books countless times (which I've done and I STILL miss shit all over the place), but since everyone here has better things to do (mostly Xp), I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt. I mean, I didn't even bother to precisely calculate most character's modified AC, simply because the dice are more than able to indicate the rough probability of success, within a reasonable margin of error.
>>19078>I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt.This is really the most fun way. Rulecucking The Game too rigidly might also discourage other players from joining. As long as I can still keep doing cool stuff, I'm satisfied.
>>19079Likewise. Any time I've joined a new group, the GM has insisted I spend 2-3 hours spelling out every detail of a character, when the gross majority of those details never even come into play (including HP, skills, etc.). Fuck that shit. I mean yesterday I was particular about setup and preparation (both cuz I was multi-tasking and cuz otherwise it would have been a slaughter; imagine if the party had walked in in a group and just attacked the Dog!) but that was an exceptional case.
>>19080Yeah. New players don't normally have an Archmage and a Tarrasque as their very first enemies.
Can I advance the augmentation of Tracy's alternate form? She ate like 1/4
of Soros last night.
>>19081Certainly not, but that gives me reason (not that I needed it) to open up all sorts of inter-city/inter-state commerce which was being stifled by the Emperor's presence.
>>19082No, in fact, I was going to have Sothelehren (the gold-lady) remove the existing Soros-essence from Tracy upon their departure. I didn't, but I'm still strongly considering it. Xp
Whatever happened to that Football anyway?
>>19085I had intended it to become the official game-ball of the Denver Bronco's, with the lingering threat of it being used by nefarious forces to bring back the Dog at some point.
Whoops, I've said too much!
>>19086I kind of wanted to make some cool armor out of its carapace and scrape the body for mutagens, but an official ball is good too.
Before she loses her Ebil powers, can Tracy begin mutating other horses for her Assassin cult?
For sake of progress and narrative, I will say this:
Since the game world existed before the PCs began their participation, there was naturally a variety of agendas and factions operating entirely independent of the PCs activities. NOW, the PCs have become among the most critical aspect of the entire world, having slain the grand tyrant and the horrible and oppressive regime he had enacted on the world. There are still factions and all, but suddenly (from the outside perspective) there is a new "game" in "town", and the existing story/narrative is vastly less significant and central to the story. Simply put, I apologize that the story has been so linear from this point, and my efforts will now be focused on allowing the PCs the ability to entirely direct the focus and direction of both the party, the Port (as well as the communities they interact with), whether through individual or group exploration.
>>19087I didn't say I'm going to yet, I'm just holding it over your head should she use her abilities to malign the party further. Xp
>>19088Can she start the indoctrination/mutations though? Maybe add some Fiendish templates to some local equines?
It's also nice to get some individual exploration. Now I don't need to be as sneaky with her edginess.
That's why I asked if the removal of any and all outsider presence meant any and all. It seemed to me that, well, all traces of outsider would be removed if Thez lost the demonic elements that in part defined her
>>19079>>19078>>19073When there are story/character consequences, I prefer strict rules of procedure to be followed to ensure fairness
>>19089There's a few things you'll need to specify before I give my answer. I know in a meta sense, you want(ed) Tracy to be able to rank in Assassin, but what - that aside - is the purpose of the Assassin's guild? Does it have a name other than "Assassin's Guild"? Does it have a market, patrons, and clients? I know that those are largely questions for ME to answer, but I'd like you to put some thought into it, as it will better enable you to interact around and shape dialogue, agenda, and pursuit. Additionally, are you seriously planning on filling the ranks of the Assassins exclusively with hoers?
>>19070Sorry, that was a lazy answer. The reason is several-fold. For one, the citizens were already cheering Trump's name and cheering for Football. They watched Trump stand against the Dog and endure a brutal onslaught, and there was no question in their minds that Trump was a/the hero. This is WHY they cheered for him. At the same time, Tracy was the one who emerged from the Dog, covered in blood and carrying one of her comrades, and it was Thez after all who made the declaration. Thez was out cold at the time, so she couldn't have rightly known. Furthermore, I had offered that killing the Nerd (and Dog) would allow Tracy to establish an Assassin's guild, and I also said for it to be a spectacle. Since Thez saw that Tracy is not much of a talker, she decided to nudge Tracy in that direction to ensure that her (Tracy's) designs came to fruition. Stories will be told, and sung, and cheered about the magnificent Trump and how he grew to enormous size to fight the beast, and also whispers and rumors will grow about the vicious pony who claimed the head of the nerd and ultimately felled the Dog literally from the inside. There is still a subtle concept (perhaps 'lesson' was a bit pretentious, it was a wake-up, roll over, check phone reply) I am alluding to, and since I spent the previous day wall-of-texting a dialogue that was SUPPOSED to occur
after the Dog died (and with/from an entirely different entity, the whole encounter with which was scrapped) I am rewriting the opportunity to express.
>>19090In Thez' case, she was 1/2 devil and fully integrated as such. In Tracy's case, it is more of a latent thing that flares up from time to time. I plan to make that a regrettable consequence in future entanglements.
>>19091Understood, and I am not simply throwing out the rules, but I was trying to be accommodating especially to Tay and Norf, who I didn't want to be burdened with consequences 'cuz they haven't had the time or the opportunity to bathe in the massive amount of rules and designs.
>>19092You said that you wrote but lost the Kefka's speech, and should substitute the final fantasy or whatever that was speech it's stead. So am I to take it that Kefka issues a philosophical challenge against the concept of good itself with his final words, talking about how "destruction" is the only thing of meaning?
>>19080Well you are doing great GM.
I'm just glad we have this game
>>19093>latentBut it isn't. She goes ethereal at will
>>19092>Incoming autistic splerge for GM:I thought of it sort of like an underground, cult-ish, equine-supremacist society, made largely of awakened horses mutated by monster blood. Tracy wouldn't consciously start it out as an organization, but more of as a latent circle of fear in horse society centered around the looming terror of the mysterious pale horse. Horses closet to her could be mutated into creatures capable of performing basic missions. The purpose of the "herd" itself would mostly be for Tracy's enjoyment, and the looming thought that her foal could be growing up in a world without other sapient ponies. I was hoping to gradually mutate and augment normal horses into potential allies with the Awakened Horse template I based Tracy's design off of, gradually growing more sapient and more monstrous through dark magic and consumption of monster essence. Only equines that Tracy considers to be useful would be augmented. The deal with Tracy is that she can speak to horses while most other characters can't, meaning that she could be semi-well-known among equines as a symbol of fear, but still keep her operations secret: because of this, she could extract basic information from horses or even exploit then into doing simple tasks. Since horses are essentially slaves in this society, Tracy could use her money from bounties to buy other horses and """"free"""" them, potentially indoctrinating and/or mutating them as her lackeys.As for the actual assassins guild, it would mostly be centered around Tracy's personal bounties, and later around those who came to respect/fear her. NPCs of any variety could be hired if a venue were opened, but I'd rather the venue itself be a secret hide-out a way's distance from Port Barry. It could even start out as just a horse's skull on a stake, that hateful "clients" would leave descriptions of targets that they want killed, along with an "offering" of sorts, to be smited by the Ghost Horse.>tl;dr I want to keep having Tracy killing both assassination targets and monsters to gain both new powers, wealth ,and lackeys by mutating other horses into monsters, until she herself becomes a supernatural symbol of terror among all races, but especially equines. The lackeys themselves wouldn't necessarily be Assassins, but they'd all be her bitches.
>>19094Precisely. The spiel was going to be a paraphrasing of that dialogue, except involving references to Kefka and Thez' past interactions. I'll fill those bits in before too long
>>19095https://youtu.be/32Gvs81E7CEKidding, I appreciate you saying that, and I'm going to spend as much time as possible developing my ability>>19096"Has previously" gone ethereal at will ^_~
>>19098Ah yes, I just remebered something I wanted to do
Are there any mirror makers in town?
>>19097Think of it a bit like a werewolf cult.
>>19097Good to know, but as far as mutating other hoers, request denied. I can however integrate more awakened hoers, as an element to the story that hoomans are unaware of cuz they don't speak hoers. Hoers are highly intelligent animals, so it stands to reason that there could be hoers of exceptional intelligence that hoomans (especially basic hoomans) are oblivious to. "This one's a rowdy one that don't take to riders" as an example.
>>19099Ben would be the guy to speak to, since mirrors were more commonly made of a sheet of polished silver or other metal, sometimes with a sheet of glass overlaid.
>>19101Wait, will there still be distinction between horses and sapient ponies though?
>>19097>Supernatural symbol of terror among all racesDo you want to get smote? Because that's how you get smote
Horses aren't people, and neither are soccer players and criminals, hint hint
>>19096Unrelated, but for the purpose of ambiguously (again, not lewd) concluding last night's interactions, I was assuming that Trump would wake up at the base of the tree with Slovenia sleeping peacefully beside him, her head on his leg like a pillow (and his leg probably numb from it, for comedic purposes).
>>19104He can't smite what he doesn't know about. I can figure out ways keep things secret.
>>19103Not that anyone other than Tracy can determine for the time being. Think of it as a scavenger hunt for 'proper' hoerses.
>>19104>soccer players and criminalsOh just you wait. The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests. ^_^
>>19106>symbol>secretPick one. Being a symbol is the opposite of secret.
>>19105I hadn't expected her to be that physically close, but if she is, that's super cute
>>19107>The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests.REEEEEEEEE! That's
MY power vacuum
The way I see the story developing, specifically centered around the dichotomy of Trump and Tracy is parallel to that which develops in the later/ending part of the Naruto franchise, where Naruto is the upstanding righteous and exalted hero, while Sasuke becomes the fearsome, semi-reclusive, and generally vengeful figure.
That's the idea anyway.
>>19097Actually, for that purpose. Tracy takes both Ponimaru and Copper's skulls and mounts two Nithings (a vengeful, Germanic pagan curse that cause serious illness or even death upon a household) in both the forest around Port Barry and the crossroads north of Pip village.
>>19102"Trump, you wanted to space, right?"
>>19111>>19112How,... lovely?
This kind of gives me an idea though (non-game)
>>19113"Indeed, though at the moment I'm content with the opportunities here"
>>19027>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in daysThis line makes me sad
>>19114I still want to keep operations as secretive as possible. Could disguise herself and spread a rumor around the area that the Nithing Poles are cursed by a wicked spirit to reign death upon whoever's name is left with an offering?
>>19113"Did someone say space?"
>>19113"On second thought, probably best off keeping that to yourself, at least for now"
>>19027>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days. Wait, wat?
I thought it was only like ~20-ish hours since the fight with Korak. My intention was to have her go visit her as soon as The Game accommodated (I was planning on doing that today, actually) and then meet her on a regular basis.
How much
time has actually passed in-game?
>>19115>>19118"Yep, let me go talk to ben"
Torc requests a dish shaped mirror with a radius of about 1.5 inches and a mirror at a 45 degree angle
>>19121"ask him if belt done"
>>19120I'm confused on this point also. On the one hand, it seems like the fight took place one day after the incident with Korak, but there was also that catastrophic pair of dates and another fight between party members, besides the night where Tay and Nordfilly were introduced, so... Maybe three nights have elapsed around like 52 hours? I don't know, time is weird
>>19121>wonders how long until we'll have Gloriana Class Battleships
>>19123Yeah, but wasn't thart really just cinematic? If I knew there was actual time to be used, I wouldn't have wasted it horsing around.
>>19124We both kept asking for it, but GM said like 5+ times "no, time is not stalled"
>>19123>it'll be awhile, first we gotta have a telscope so we know where we can go
>>19120Well, with all the date night, meta prep, blood-bath and other shit I would estimate at least 2-3 days passed.
>>19123This
>>19124>not horsing aroundLies Xp
>>19127Is that what the mirror is for? Does Torcuil even know what a telescope is?
>>19128Why the hell does everyone think he is from the past?
>>19092>tfw you dont get any glory because of the fucking dice
>>19129... because you never said otherwise iirc, and you compared him to Merlin, and also agreed to the comparison with Dionysus.
As far as the timeframe is concerned, realize that doing anything takes time. Just venturing from the tower to talk to Ben realistically takes a couple hours round-trip, or going to restock potions, or filling a broom-closet with knives, or venturing to sekret lairs,.... Just moving the tower from the big tree back to the stadium would have taken some time.
>>19132Fug. I missed that bit
>>19121"I'm not sure what you're getting at, and it will take me some time, but I think I can arrange that."
>>19131Uh, who's Dionysus?
>>19134Pardon me, I meant to say Diogenes
>>19128Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.
>>19135I don't remember that
>>19137I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone
>>19126>>19128>>19131The timeline I think makes most sense is:
4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to the
gay bathhouse while Trumpaladin goes and talks to the Unicorn
Now is the start of the new day?
>>19140Uh,... that sounds about right
somehow suspecting I'm going to regret saying that
>>19140Well fuck...
I wish I knew how much time passed by during and between each session...
>tracy hanging from a chain
Whut?
>>19143Um... That date didn't go very well
>>19144>>19143>tracy failed her rape attempt
>>19142Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
>>19146At what point could Tracy do this
>>19142I had intended for her to visit her daily.
>>19146can i get the demographics of port barry while your at it?
>>18847I figured I needed a Feat for that. Could Tracy ask Lenos?
>>19148That's something a Nazi Cleric would certainly be concerned with.
>>19147Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.
>>19151Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.
>>19146I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.
>>19147Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"
>>19151Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now
>>19148100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population
>>19152Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"
>>19153you dont know if theyre all eurofags
>>19153>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out thereI didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.
>>19154It's a fantasy setting. Of course they are all white
>>19156Do non-humans count as white?
>>19152Always, but nocturnally.
>>19153I'll be getting to that.
>>19157I'm going to say,... what's that over there?
>pointingGM runs away
>>19156>>19151what are the crime stats aswell, because i want to lower it to at least under 5%
>>19154"Infernius, can you bless a hand gernade for me?"
>>19155Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.
>>19157Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.
>>19159I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck
>>19160Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.
>>19162"am i a person Thrackerzod!?"
>>19162>HHGoAI fuggin' knew it
>free timeWhen I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread>facepalm
>>19165That never gets old
>>19163Oh yeah. You are a person Inferius, and a very valued one. Equestrian ponies are as well, although normal horses are not.
>Word filterKek. Don't underestimate the full extend of Mod power
>>19166This.
>>19162"Thank you sir"
>summons explosions
>>19169I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'm here to talk to you about Diabeedus
>>19169thanks that just put me over the sugar limit for the day.
>>19170>>19171>>19172>"What is Diabeedus?"
>>19173>Checks blood sugarI think you just gave it to me
>>19173"It's a disease you can get from eating too much candy. Be sure to keep a balanced diet."
>>19171>>19170>>19173i cast cure diabetes on everyone.
>>19174
>>19175>Telling the filly to stop eating so much damned candyTop fucking Kek!
>>19176Thank you
>>19174>>19175>implying candy is bad for you>why do I feel you are lying now>>19176lol
>>19178that reminds me i go and feed my pupper
>>19173"I...
Need...
Insulin..."
"Wanna go stick collecting?"
>>19178Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*
>tfw next thread is low sugar or insulin edition
>>19176Can Clerics cure chronic illnesses?
>>19182>wanting less sugarThe diabeetus is worth it.
>>19180"YES! Lets find sticks, I only got one at the moment"
>>19181"Okay.... I will eat dinner too..."
>>19186Oh, I thought that was just infectious plagues.
>>19188Torc chuckles as he pets the smol hoers
"Alright, lets go"
>>19191>tfw you've never had a child before, but when you finally get one, you're pretty sure (s)he'll be the Anti-Christ
>>19192If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.
>>19182That would be unnecessarily discriminatory
>>19158>>19157At least we all know horses are white.
>>19194>>19192im pretty sure i would have to slay them if they were that.
>>19192No real question
Centataur or minotaur?
>>19193Torc and Norfilly head to the forest
>>19192(S)he well probably be good. Just remember leftists will always label redpilled children as the Anti-Christ.
>>19195lol
>>19190>Remove DiseaseIt just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)
>>19200Any restrictions on what diseases can be given?
>>19197>Implying you wouldn't get 1-hit K.O'd
>>19198I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria
>>19197Thank you Inferius
>>19199Have you seen the parents?
>>19202Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart
>>19203This
>>19203>you>roll 20And tracy will leave my haggis alone
>>19205Sadly though, also this
[1d20 = 15]>>19205slap torc in the nuts
>>19203You's roll a 1, and it would be hilarious.
>>19198"TWIGS!!!!"
>>19204Not sure, don't think so.
>>19207Don't start this shit again.
>>19207OH NOW YOU HAVE A HIGH ROLL
>>19210its just a cup check m9
>>19212*gay bathhouse intensifies*
>can we also make new nuts because me browser is starting to be mean to me
[1d20 = 6]
cup check on trump.
>>19194Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?
>>19209Torc smiles while fighting off diabetus
"So little one, I've never heard you mention your name. What is it?"
>>19214This
>>19218>looks down, says in a low voice"D-don't remember..."
>>19219>Torc's heart shatters"Oh, thats okay. I understand""
"What did your farmer call you?"
>>19216If that looked like the best future for him/her.
>>19227Lol, you ain't got fully custody
>>19230Decisions must be made together.
>>19233In a married couple
>>19238
>>19222
"Grounded for 2 weeks!"
>>19231But I assume this would be more fitting
>>19240I have to agree with this
>>19241Appropriate, if unsubtle
>>19241>glad the link wasn't posted>dodget being grounded for two more weeks
>>19240>>19243Cleaned thread to restore the sugar..
>Soros made me post those