Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.Staff Edit: Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
Reeeeeeeeee damn Tracy Soccer OP image
Should I do something other than look cute?
Cast Spells that give us additional power, and kill the enemy!
My best guess is through the third level
That is a lot of spells
It matters the character level.
>>18084>don't know what level I am.>I assume 0 or 1 due to age
You get limited spells per day. A Bard's spell-casting ability is pretty limited.
GM should explain what you need to know later.
I'm assuming she starts with around 6 levels in Bard? I think that means she can access through the third spell casting level
Cast "Dazzle" on the mage if you get close ennough
I am only 1 year old
>>18089>implying it'd affect him
No. It'd just piss him off.
Finished setting up, just discussing details. Sorry fam, I thought this was gonna be later in the day. We're trying to setup a business venture, and today's setup is an essential part.
Take your time. IRL business is more important. And we got 4cc game to entertain us with while we "wait".
When is this all going down? I think I'm supposed to be at a football game tailgate
Dont mind me just playing with my fidget spinner.
In about 5 minutes
*Is impressed by pony*
Filly is not for kicking
Im not level 15 like you guys?
Let's just say you can do "Inspire Heorism"
Do blackguards have spells?
K. Back for good, all is sorted
I have Taylor as a lvl 10, and Norfilly as level 4 (consequence of being 1 y/o)
What spells do I know?
Do I know all up to level 4 in this listhttp://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
If you need/want to leave, you're welcome to. Again, I had expected to have done all my shit hours from now, rather than earlier.>>18081
Available spells are determined by table and charisma bonus
Yes. You're pretty limited though. Level 2 black guard if you chose. Only 1 first level spellhttp://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/blackguard.htm>>18114
Calling mount. Do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
Depends on how far you're traveling. If you're flying through the air, I'd say no, if you're nearby or on the ground, yes.
Technically spell bonuses don't stack, so it'd only be +4 and +2 respectively, but I'll allow the 42 cuz I made you wait.
Is there an easy way for me to look up what I know. Or should I just try and see what works.>>18116
what is the "to have available" is it that I should choose 6 of the 0lvl spells that I would know (and the others I will not know at all until perhaps level up), and I would be able to cast 3 spells a day from this selection of 6>sorry for asking dumb question
So given the circumstances I have Trump with a 42 AC.
Infernius and Tracy are probably more like 30's, Taylor and Filly are gonna probably be low 20's and upper teens respectively, Torcuil also in the low 20's.
>I've missed everything because wifi went out
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
How the hell did I miss nothing?
Those are the spells you have available to cast. You can look them up, but I'll be generous.>>18122
D/w, my shit took longer than I thought
What does Tracy get in monstrous form?
Fae (or any other mount) recieves a spell resistance of 20 right? Also, make the spells (protection from Evil, Deathward) I have applied to myself apply to her as well
(If tracy were taken as a mount before entering battle, she could have deathward apply to her when she is standing next to me)>>18121
I think those numbers are generous, but I am not protesting
No bonus to ac, but bonuses in attributes>>18126
Yes, they are, but you'll need them
A cauchemar has 26
Thez looks worried.
"This is going to be brutal everyone. I can guarantee many will die, but we can fix them. I've got the stick, and I or Infernius (or Torcuil) should be able to warp them back to the entertron. Avoid grouping up, that'll only allow for easier targets. The Terrasque is stupid, but massive and ridiculously strong, and Kefka,... well I can't say what he's capable of, but he'll probably be the more difficult of the two. Taking down the Terrasque is one thing, keeping it down is another," she sighs. "I don't know what I was thinking, but unless we do this there can be no Football."
Okay, but does this guy have touch activated Death Spells? I do want to know if my one level 4 should really be spent on death ward, or on Dispell Evil?
"we kill lizard and nerd easy no worry thez"
Torc begins to realize this is a terrible idea
Spells to have available
Dancing Lights: Creates torches or other lights.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Mending: Makes minor repairs on an object.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.
Open/Close: Opens or closes small or light things.
Read Magic: Read scrolls and spellbooks.
Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
Detect Secret Doors: Reveals hidden doors within 60 ft.
Identify M: Determines properties of magic item.
Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
Summon Monster II: Calls extraplanar creature to fight for you.>hope I did it right
>>18132>asking for spoilers
Just fyi, he can cast touch spells w/in 30 feet.
"Bob, where are you at?"
"Swift defeat to my enemies," can be heard from the rafters, and an arrow streaks down, pulling the bow to 'clackity' against the ground.
"Infernius, you'll want to have Uatchit ready. If she gets smote, you'll need to locate the fly sculpture and she can be re-summoned."
Please, everyone, approach the Mage from a different direction. It's a massive stadium. Very easy to flank him
Casting "DEATH WARD" on myself and Fae
"Don't worry. I won't let anyone die. Not again," her eyes glow red.
"me go scout around the area on utachit me be back in a minute"
"As soon as we enter the area, the Terrasque will respond, and will undoubtably wake Kefka. I recommend a circular flank."
Also small question if I do a Mending spell on 1/2 candy I got will it become whole?
So if I get 1/2 now, mend it I get to eat a whole candy, and when I get the other 1/2 later I get to eat another whole candy...
Tracy drapes her cloak over herself and simulates her plans in her head.>>18141
Tracy already did that: the nerd is sleeping and waiting for his lunch money, while his pet relieves itself all over the stadium.
me not engage me just go to see what happening before we walk in, me want to make sure we not walk into a trap."
GM, I want us all to approach each from a different seating section. The stadium is made of concrete which players can retreat into. While not Tarrasque proof, it should slow him down enough to run
"I'll,... I'll draw their attention. When they come at me, that's when everyone should emerge."
"thez let me go me love you me not want you to get hurt"
Yes, this is the best strategy.
Thez sighs, and resumes Urri face. "We all ready?"
Following you and ready.... I think...>I'm probably not but time will tell>optimism of youth
GM, up to what lvl spells can Torc use.>still trying to think of good meme spells but can't
GM, can we take advantage of the concrete concourses and seating areas? Those should make it harder to spot and harder to follow by the tarrasque. Easier to retreat into
"Thank you for reminding me." I'm gonna cinematic this for ease. Thez steals the infini-bandage and wraps her torso. Then, she plunges her hand into Infernius' gut, rummages around, and pulls out the regen stone. As his knees buckle, she puts the white-gold ring on his finger and taps him with the stick, causing a gout of blood to erupt from her
stomach, and all his damage is reversed. Still bleeding, she kisses him (cuz now they're at face level). "I know. I love you too.">>18153
7th level mage/cleric spells.>>18154
As cover, yes. For hiding, no. Terrasque has scent sense.
>>18156>Terrasque has scent sense.
Can Tracy's etherealness bypass that momentarily?
"just come back okay?"
"I just want to state for the record that I think we should have paid the guy off and waited"
Alright folks, pick your starting positions. Any last
"I promise," she sniffs. Infernius notices that she's wearing a ring made of minotaur horn.
I am standing behind Scotland "so I don't get step on"
YES! I forgot. +2 strength and +2 int from those two magic items sad alex gave me
Items? I don't,... sure.
Does Tracy have any vest oil left?
Sneak in with maxed stealth and ether, and approach the Tarrasque's body from behind or around it's abdomen.
Here's an easier map, in case the interactive map doesn't work.>>18166
End zone, field level seating area, Home Team side
Can I cast any 2lvl spells?
>You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
Try to get access to its torso asap.
Wait for the battle to begin damn it
Okay good. "Don't jump 'back in' until it's attention is diverted. You'll know."
There will be a short dialogue before actual combat.
huh?>>18151>Torc picks up Hoers
"We'll start furthest from where the Nerd is
Torc can use both arcane and divine spells.
You'll have to wait to find out his location.
Ill start approaching the wizard id like to start the dialogue.
Are there any greatswords or battleaxes in the tower?
Also, can Tracy attatch weapons to the end of her chain?
Take a higher steating level. It will take the Tarrasque longer to climb to your position>>18177
NO!!!!!! Let Thez do it. Stay back with your 44 Magnum
Wait till half-time.
If only you had Korak's magic sword...
This near an endzone
Trump i have a plan hes obviously here for a reason im going to trick him into thinking im a traveling minstral.
"What sort of traveling,... that's a bad idea. He's not here to hear a song."
Alright then. Probably should take the opposite end zone. Away team>>18183
This guy is the Joker. He cannot be bullied, bartered, reasoned or negotiated with. I assure you, if I thought I could talk him down, I would. Either way, wait until we see how he responds to Thez. She's a level 48, and you're a 10
Please generally indicate where characters plan on entering the stadium from.
Ill convince him to take me back to his court then assassinate him you guys follow stealthy.
Somewhere through the facility ports, where she won't be seen from the field.
Torc will fly to that white box thing by the bronco logo (top left)
What is that?>prepares to project image
"It doesn't work like that. His form of entertainment is destruction and murder.">>18189
lol I would've already done that if it were near possible.
Pic related, mounted on Fae but she is on the ground.>>18188
"Tracy, if you could spare an acid resistance potion - please tell me you made them - please give me one">>18190
Can I blue-suede to Tracy's position after she exposes herself?>>18187
Just approach from a side position and be ready to cast spells or to shoot at him, or attack with axe if necessary. This will be a hard battle. Very hard
Alright i guess ill start in the sgands then.
Rough area? North, northwest, etc?
I need Infernius' position (advise flying in when 'signal')
*puts hand on pony in loving fashion, giving a look of genuine worry*>>18190
Does that mean I can have one acid resistance spell?>>18194
recommend a completely different side from the rest of us
The opisite side from these guys.
ill fly when you give the word.
Also, wait for noise/music to start before advancing, so the dog's attention id diverted.
The red circle is the dog (easier than typing out Terrasque every time)
"Wait for the purple beam." Thez says. "Lenos, raise elevation and move the tower over the 50 yard line.
>>18203>The red circle is the dog
It's that small?
GM, did the spells Inferius and the Bards cast earlier give advantages on the attack roll? With the Sad Alex magic water filter my strength modifier should now be +3 for a +18 with no spells, plus "Divine Favor" which adds either +3 or +5 to attack AND damage rolls. Strength should add +4 to damage rolls>>18202
I wish we had more on the sides, but okay>>18205
Stadiums are huge. A tarrasque is like 70 feet
No, that's just an indicator. 70'longx50'tall
"Our main advantages is that there's only two of them, and he's probably going to underestimate us. Our disadvantages are,... its the fucking dog, and I don't know what Kefka is capable of. When last we met, he was able to cast "Wish", and I don't know what he's done since."
"I can get everyone inside the Stadium either to their positions or near-abouts without them noticing, but anyone stepping on or near the field will become lunchmeat if its not coordinated."
"I can keep the dog pinned, but everyone will have to stay back from it"
"I can only imagine it is bad. Any spells I should be particularly on the look out for? Can he be approached by air to take a swing at with the sword, you think?">>18212
"Just get me the mage where I can hit it"
"How do you plan to do that?"
"Please set me in a recessed concrete entrance way, so I am not immediately visible, but may enter the seating area"
"I don't know where he'll be, that's why I plan to draw him out.">>18215
"No, just a powerful sorcerer afaik," she says, but isn't entirely convinced of it.>>18211
Soon, finishing touches. Sorry its taking so long, but its gonna be fuggin nuts when it happens. I'm gonna be scrambling to map and depict everything, starting points and such are essential for this.>>18217
"You got it."
Trollestia emerges from the stables. "I'm coming too."
... Infernius did remember to Hallow the football field, right?
I can remove and drink from the heal serious wounds flask in one round? Can I use the magic boots to get to Tracy's position when she exposes herself, if not in the air?>>18219
That Ceremony should have been completed as a matter of course before it was opened
He'll have to wait until he's in position, and hallow takes 24 hours to cast. Not a good idea.>>18221
I might have to leave for ~30ish minutes after two hours from now...
I'll figure it out though.>>18221
You need the Cleric's ritual to Hallow the field though. Which spell did he cast?
>>18223>the Cleric forgot to do his job
As you need, this probably won't be concluded tonight.
"Tracy, The mage will be able to resurrect the Tarrasque with the Wish spell if you kill it while he is still alive">>18223
It's a Cathedral. We would have made him do it during the three weeks because it's a cathedral
Where do all the trips keep going?!
Very well, I'll allow it
TRUMP YOU FAGGOT, GIV US BACK TRIPS
trump stop being a tyrant.
That's not how /tg/ games work, m8...
nigger i did it after i made the statue of hitler killing the jew hydra.
Oh quit your whining. We all know the GETs would have been had
What? What did I do?>>18228>>18230
That was in town tho wasn't it?
This, this will be used tonight.
Sorry trump, you won't like it though
i said after i made the statue i go to the football field and hallow it.
Why would I not like it?
Which spell did you fix on the field?
You'll see when it's cast
Sidenote: Infernius, and Torc and revive people since it is a lvl 7 clerical spell
>>18241>Literally anything other than a Soccer Ball. ANYTHING else
GM said there are levels of Kill - and splat is the lowest, requiring Resurrection by the Entertron
Hallow comes with an extra spell that lasts a year.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hallow
Please be dispel magic.
Difficult to say if that would have been done or not. Depends on if we would have been anticipating something like another Soros battle. My guess is probably not>>18247
Yes. From this list. I think http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/summonMonsterI.htm
Uh, low level, yes.
I have to leave for 5 minutes. Infernius, designate the lasting spell effect of hallow. Everyone else, get ready to protect ur nuts.
Ah so I can only cast up to level 1. What was the "2 2nd to have available"?
Oh, its worse than a soccer ball
But it will serve it's purpose>>18249>puts on cup
"Tracy. This guy has "foresight." He can sense impending danger. He can also Summon Undead"
>>18252>inb4 he's a Cancer Mage and he mastered the Tarrasque by wresting it down to 0 HP.
"Hey Trump, remember when I turned you giant? Wanna do it again?"
Due to charisma bonus, you get 1 bonus spell/day of your choice, up to 2nd level>>18254
Dispel magic re Infernius
(dispel was not the best choice desu)
Plz tell me that didn't just fuck up my magic
I think you all might want to take a look at thishttp://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm#ninthLevelSorcererWizardSpells>>18258
Not a bad idea, but first I want to wait until after our surprise - if we ever had one - has been spoiled. After that, certainly>>18260
I edited the config so you have trips back again
Nevermind, the dispel effect can be designated "only enemies"
"Works for me">>18265>lowers gun from head>>18267
What was it?
I've got dried ingredients for two doses of Bull's Strength.
ive got two bulls strength pots
Last question: what is the central point of the Hallow spell?
I'm gonna start the cinematic wall of text, I'll wait until everyone says 'ready' to drop it.
Reminder he's also an archmage.
>>18270I don't like the sound of that>>18263
ready>>18275>thinking I wouldn't use what's available
the middle of the field>i dont know what the line is called i dont watch football
Make it! You'll need it>>18274
Fuck. Please look at the list for that, to see what he has. He can turn Etheral - what do you plan on doing when you try to approach him?>>18275>>18271
I AM READY!
>>18276Oh god its what I thought>>18277
Is sekritI'm going for the dog first.
Please don't. He can use Wish spell to ressurrect it if you kill it before he is dead
rupture his jejunum he wont stop puking.
>>18282That's not the intention.
Is it like Fallout Dog that can't die?
Im back and ready.
It's a godzilla thing thing that regenerates like crazy and won't stay dead.
I do not know>>18284
I still think he should be targeted first, but okay...
I just want to note that keeping battle plans secret from allies will only harm the course of the battle>>18286
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
If only we had Thez's gem horde to pay him off
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Is the symbol a snek?
[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
>>18290>thinking there was anywhere near as much as the Jew-gold in there.
You're sharing with your husbando and your battle sister though>>18295
Waiting for purple beam
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
No, but it will be bad>waits
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
Charge at mage
TOURCIL! MAKE ME GIANT IF YOU CAN!
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
[1d40+6 = 41]>>18312
Shit uh rolling 1d40+6 for Trump's final heigth after transformation
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
Does that account for Fae as well?
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Did the freak see her?
HOLY SHIT>also, torc's turn turns trump big
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
Not with that die roll
Please get Fae too
[1d20 = 7]>>18325
I shoot at kefkas head.
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Fae's turn (Trump command), followed by Infernius, then Norfilly
Also Torcuil, you can pilot Trollestia if you like.
Head to Kefka's position
Eh, that works
Uh, what exactly can she do?
[1d20 = 1]>>18334
i cast anti life shell on kefka.
GM, how far am I from Kefka now?>>18338
.... Casting doesn't require rolling
Smite evil, up to 4th lvl cleric spells
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
He's in the bleachers, so out of range.>>18339
It does when there's spell resistance, so fail
Fae flies in, close (but out of range) of Kefka.
Infernius's spell fizzles as it comes near Kefka.>>18343
Is it. Have everyone done their turn.
If so.. I try to cast Lullaby
I swear to god>>18340
Ohhh, that'll work
[2d20 = 35]>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
T> DIVING CRANE!
Or will I now potentially make any of you drowsy?.... Well the fallacy of youth
STRIKE THAT LAST ANSWER
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
Troll casts dark stigmahttps://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
[3d20 = 27]>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
(size too, add a +6 for that)
....so there is a chance....
>>18359>>18360>not making weekly blood sacrifices to Choosie
Troll's move, followed by Tracy, then Tay
[1d10+10 = 19]>>18362
For damage roll? it's +4 plus 6 for size. 1d10 +10
>>18366>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
A brilliant strategy, except for the Dog's damage reduction. No effect.
Cast remove fear when my turn>if I understand correctly
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
im a 14th level cleric right? so i can cast a 7th level spell?
So after Troll moves, Tracy does her knife thing, Tay's move is negated, and after Kefka its Torcuil's turn.>>18372
I want to hug you>>18373
It gives strength, but diminishes dex, so null gain
Does this mean that a 24 failed to hit and a 25 hit?
Oh, Tracy (still inside) takes crushing damage
I love you little filly.
and i can use arcane spells right?
>>18375>the spell worked
Torc will cast Halo on Trump
But the second attack should have landed if the third one did since both were 25, unless the second one does not have the smite evil advantage
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC>>18382
(I didn't consider crushing damage)
Did she make it to the lung? Also, would having a bladder full of knives distract it at all?
[1d10+15 = 22]
>forgot to calculate for smite
No, you're right.
Does this thing bleed at all?
I did warn I would fug shit
No, only divine>>18382
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
>>18387pls be able to bleed from the inside.
I wanna do cool shit.
[15d10 = 94][1d10+15 = 25]>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn>Cast Drain Life on Dog
Automatic revive on 0 hp
Its not super high, he hasn't had to REALLY fight in ages.>>18395
e_e You're using non-canon NOW? Without a MEME? DENIED
it regens hella fast.
Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
Can it bleed though, if you stuck a sword directly into its artery and left it there, would blood continue to flow?>>18399
It says homebrew right at the bottom.
That's all I need for step two.
*flips through various anatomy books*
I'd have allowed it if you had mentioned it previous. (and will from here on, but c'mon, I'm a flurry of papers and references and shit right now!)>>18400
Fae closes and uses charging attack,
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
Wait, its Tay's turn, not Fae's. That'll be soon.
I'm a flurry of a laggy tablet because my computer hates me, I feel you bro.>waits and plans
Does that mean Bite and two claw attacks?
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)>>18408
You need a feat to make a Full natural attack upon charging.
I think GM meant Pounce.
No, that's a full-round. Charging attack (which would be required to make a successful attack) gets only one.>>18409
You're after Kefka, so don't sweat it.
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
>tfw I'm going to have to go soon, but still inside its bladder.
K>writing down shit in notepad furiously
Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
FAnd of course no none knows you are there
[1d20 = 20]>>18416>>18408
I shoot kefka again>sorry was making a sandwich
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
[2d8 = 10]>>18421
Its fine, I was just wondering.
OOOH! A glorious hit, upside the FACE
Would all the organs with smooth muscle tissue deal crushing damage?>>18422
Is there anywhere to go without organ contraction? I was going for the lung next, although I didn't consider it completely collapsing its organs.
Wait, these are stupid questions...
K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard linehttps://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
The only thing you need to say is "attack, attack, attack"
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order
Should have shackled him...
Is fae big too?
Is she still taking crushing damage though, every turn?
>>18434>posting more non-canon, homebrew 5e spells
Look up 3.5e SRD
Heh, good luck>Fae bigly
No, the spell was directed at Trump and they weren't in proximity>>18433
Probably. Make the creature take damage>>18434
I meant that I had the dimensional shackles on me when I attacked him and I could have shackled him to prevent him from teleporting
In advance, I'll allow it
>>18435>a faint "fuck you" is heard in tracy's ears>>18438
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Oh, don't thank me yet,... e\\_/e
>>18439>A faint paper-cut can be felt in Torc's haggis
She's got Cauchemar hooves!
Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?
I'm guessing that's a no for this...
She'd better get out...
It's also immune to fire.
I figured she had both already. You said EVERYONE>>18444
The hooves are a different story, >>18420
Ugh. It doesn't matter, he was able to make distance. You guys almost had him.>>18447
You are correct.
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
108, but yes. It gets 40hp/round
Had to make some food. Have I missed anything?
How much damage has she taken? She can't just get crushed.>>18452
Not really. The thing's virtually indestructible, even from the inside...
Nope, you're good.>>18446
Torcuil's magic chains (level 1 homebrew? PLEASE) dissipate upon contact.
K> HAHAHAHAHA! That was AMUSING!!!
Fae could have pounce attacked, except Kefka is no longer there. She can redirect if she likes.
After Fae its Infernius, followed by Norfilly.
I shot kefka in the face
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
I should have figured
Spoiler alert, in his true form Kefka is a veritable demigod. Spare yourselves the trouble of low-level spells and effects
He's got a shield, but she did roll a 20.
Fae goes right back charging at Kefka, if she's too small to be mounted
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
So "we" need to take him out in one round or he becomes healed again...
GM, this is important so think carefully
What ethnicity is Kefka?
Unless we kill the Tarrasque first, that is correct
Super White. Like really white. Duh
Not labelled, but rough positions atm
Like, albino status, yes>>18463
So out of range,....
Norfilly, your turn
Shit, not what I was hoping
Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
[1d20 = 8]>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
reeeeeeeeeee! There's no treasure! And the Magic is above your head!>>18469
Tourcil, make Fae Bigly so Trump can ride her to Kefka... Otherwise I have no idea how to close range
TOURCIL, if Fae is Bigly, I know my next move
If GM will let me do it
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one
Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
>Torc realizes Kefka has violated the NAP
First, How close is Thez to Kefka?
Actually shooting him works. Consider it the Castle Doctrine. You're in Florida right?
Damn.... Is there anything I can do.. I suspect if I leave Torc I get mauled by the bad man.
After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka
How close is Kefka to thez or to Trump?
I did say you joined at an awkward time. Don't fret.
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
[3d20 = 40]>>18489
Quick draw Long bow
Shoot, Shoot, Shoot at Kefka
My dexterity is shit, but that looks like two lands
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the doghttps://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Takes 10 minutes to cast and Dog is immune to compulsion
Range modifiers, only one lands. Kefka is bleeding (and not 'just' bleeding).>>18493
Yeah no, see >>18494
You're lucky its not your turn.
Troll's turn, then Tracy (who is away), then Tay
How many attacks do i have?
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
>>18494>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
How is that going to hurt it? Charge Kekfa! Kill Kefka! Only Trollestia and Fae can even fly right now>>18500
Dog is immune to charm. Cast heroics on relevant party members. Fae and Thez maybe
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
From range? One.>>18498
Creative, so I'll allow a mulligan. No on the piss-wave.>>18500
Yeah no, sorry. You have time tho. They're not normally going to be epic like this.
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
Now that's a good move. Summon a level 2 monster that can fly
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
This is trollestia you faggot
pls fly in Etheral form to Kefka to charge him. He's super injured>>18510
Teleport to Kefka?
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Sorry, fuggin Cortana froze my comp. Catching up
She has a tendency to do that if you talk dirty to her.
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
>>18514>is about to terrorist attack HP
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
[6d20 = 56]>>18511>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
..Is it too late to take the potion?
Yes, turn passed, but as a free action
[1d20 = 8]>>18521
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
Is that rat bastard still hovering in air?
[1d20 = 3]>>18526
Torcuil casts Implosion (memed)
I'll take it next turn then.
Will I need to reroll the attack?
*is prowling, ready to strike*
I think you are limited to three attacks in a turn
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
HOLY SHIT. It landed. You fuggin did it.
Wall of text incoming
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
wait torculi saved the day?
Six attacks in a single turn is excessive.
The dog isn't down, but the nerd is kill.
>>18537>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*>inb4 he comes back to life
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
ATTACK THE FUCKING DOG FIRST!
[1d20 = 6]>>18541>>18543
swoop in and steal his body from tracy.
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
You have grenades! Use them on the dog! We'll kill Tracy later
No! Fuck yo I'm the body-snatcher.
I'll take it. Sound's like Tourcil get's first pick from the dead guy's loot again
no fuck you your not stealig this guys loot again.
>>18549Gib grenades so I can leave them in its lungs.
I don't want his loot! I want his body/soul!
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
If we can just find a way to get the grenades inside of it...
I hate to say this, but this >>18552
Fae Now changes direction and charges the dog
Thez calls out. "You guys want me inside or outside no pun, she's talking about the beast
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Called it. Next (Infernus)
But seriously. Tracy rushes in to rip his ghost to pieces: that's her turn.
[3d20 = 27]>>18561
fly by slashes
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
take a fucking grenade from me you cunt.
[2d6 = 5]>>18563
Miss, hit, miss
>>18564Did she manage to get his ghost in time?
*takes head and stuffs it in bag*>>18565
Infernius does no damage (damage reduction)
Norfilly, you're up.
Wait, I take that back, I forgot to account for modifiers. Infernius does,... 12 points
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
GM, I'm still going after the real
loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
Infernius, gib healing and buffs. Tracy is going in.
We might finish this tonight after all!>>18570
I'll see what I can cook up. You're not in harms way.>>18571
Holy sword, yes.>>18572>No crushing
"Tracy, you got that skull bottle I left you?" Thez calls out.
Make filly gib healing, or perhaps Tay, so Inferius can do slashing or grenading>>18570
Filly, please come closer so you can heal Tracy
I am content thinking of candy. So no worries there
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
Somehow, that gives everyone a feeling of comfy. +1's to all (I mean ALL)
Shit if there is someone in trouble I can cast Cure light wounds.
>>18582>perhaps not best image
That includes the Tarrasque...>>18581
Tracy is getting Crushed and is the only one taking damage thus far. She wants Inferius to help, but he can attack, so I think having a bard cast cure wounds would help her
>>18584>Tracy is getting Crushed
She hasn't gone back in yet.
[32d20 = 339]>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
"I- i can help tracy"
[5d8 = 14]>>18584
No, not the Dog
Six attacks do damage, the rest are not effective.
>>18586>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]>Open it, and then swallow it
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
>>18590>wishes it were bottle of non-crushing
*waits for next turn*
[6d20 = 72]
Dog full-round attacks Thez (cuz she's right there)
[3d20 = 26]>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
[1d20 = 8]
1st attack (bite) lands on Thez, rolling for swallow
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
Trump saves, but dog is right there staring down.
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
[1d20 = 15]>>18596>>18586>>18590
Did Thez mean to tell Tracy to join her in there?
Rolling Sense Motive
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
No, she thought to keep it occupied, but she got eated by dice.>>18603
Kek. By your will. ^_^
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
>>18604>the bottle though
She expected Tracy to go back in?
"Shes so innocent it amazes me."
I can be a mascot that always point to true north "Know Direction"
She thought that was your game, yes.
So um... The attack?
>>18537>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
I know right. I thought GM wouldn't allow that. You get first dibs on his hit. Again
What does he even have?>>18614>heart attack
>>18611>>18609>doesn't want to get crushed, but sure
Can Tracy move yet?
If so, she charges and phases right through the dogs body and leaves a grenade (armed by fiery maw) behind her in its lung as she passes through (etherealness would wear off as soon as it stops touching her)
Thez was in midair, so no. Tracy would've been closest.>holy sword
"Ah shit lad! Now I be Vanderiem the Masterful, Mystical, Malicious,... ah hell JUST KILL THE BASTERD!">>18610
Sorry Uh, its got a 35 ac, so I'm thinking the first hit landed, but IDK about the other 2.
I don't know.>>18614
You're going to kill us with that cuteness>>18617
35? I thought it was 25? (the other attacks didn't get 25, but for the future)
Again, fugg it. Go one then
Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
[1d10+16 = 20]>>18619
Hit damage dice roll? I forgot nord filly adds one to damage
Troll, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil,...
>>18614>Torc makes a mental note to take the filly stick collecting after this>>18618
Besides, I only took one thing from Korak>>18623
I'm gonna go ahead and Have Torc cast hail at dog, you can have troll again
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
Remember to light the grenade with a flaming hoof. Inferius probably should have given you more grenades
"Roll a 20" Trumpaladin says to Troll
[1d20 = 11]>>18630>rape Trump
Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
Okay, I'll stop trying to control my allies' actions now...
Yeah, do so stop that.
[1d20 = 12]
Troll casts Searing Light
"Your leadership is a great quality,"
Fail, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil, Fae,...
>>18634Gib gem horde>>18636
"Thank you, Tay"
Tracy go after me ill buff you
Tracy can delay at will, yes.
Okay, get buffed here >>18639
before doing this >>18616
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
"You are the best singer"
Tracy has buff. Your move Tracy, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18628>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and diesThis is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
(buff also affects Trump, still bigly)
Torcuil, in his foolishness, dispels all buffs
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
I'm not the one who memed a seahawk logo,... I'm just rolling with the punches.
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?>>18654
Told you you wou...>>18654
Nigga listen here, gliphs only affect those who step on them. Now fuck off to hell where you belong
Ill eat Your heart later scott.
Does that include giant size?>>18659
Don't tell a GM to fuck off back to hell. He is more powerful than you. It's like being rude to a police officer. It's just not smart
[1d20 = 8]>>18656
No, that one is fine.>>18641
Missed that (happened before squawks logo)
I will when he messes up my spell
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....>buffs restored
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
>>18664At least it wasn't glimmer
Are anyone hurt and in need of "Cure Light Wounds"?
Dog has possible spell reflection, so again, be careful
Fae attacks. That's a full attack if near enough and a pounce if not
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)
>>18665>misses while inside ling[reeeeeeeees internally]
Tracy has wounds, but otherwise (aside from tired) everyone seems okay-ish
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Fae connects, but no damage.
[40d20 = 443]
"FIRE!!" A call rings out from the edge of the stadium.
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would
immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
Welp, Torc is useless if he can reflect spells>>18666>666>glimmer mention
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
>>18675>The goyim woke up and are taking back their city
Gib healing and moar grenades.
My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
nades and heals coming up.
I give you back trips, and this is what you do with it. Am disappoint. Am disappoint.
Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.>>18683
Uhm oick one
Oh go cry me a river
More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
i cure crit wounds on tracy can i hand her some grenades?
[1d4+3 = 7]>>18690
Yes. That many
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
Not sure how that applies,... btw
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
I was going to ask if I could do do "Prestidigitation" even if it isn't in my available spells and create an origami pony... But I'll sing.>>18697>Tracy
[1d20 = 4]>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
>>18699>so sing Inspire Heroics
The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
She's a big girl
Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
[3d20 = 16]>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
Hush. You've gotten bad dice rolls too
[6d20 = 71]>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
His are usually funny though
Uh... I get like a 45 AC right? 42 if no new buffs from Tay and the Filly?
Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?
[2d10+16 = 28]
[4d8+17 = 23]
dice too long
[20d1 = 20]>>18717
You mean like this?
[3d8+8 = 24]
[2d12+16 = 23]
>>18722>thinking his ironic 1's won't count
[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18726>GM.exe has stopped working
What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
Throws all the grenades in it's mouth.
Uh, what kinda roll is that?
Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!
That's Port Barry launching volleys of arrows.
This is why I didn't upgrade to windows 10>>18736
this was a smart move>that windows 8 life
[4d20 = 28]>>18733
You can't throw them all, but I'll let u double-
hoof (so 4)
And possibly also me, given the proximity
[3d6 = 12]>>18737
Didn't have a choice so gearing up for a Linux machine>>18737
One grenade blows up at your feet, and the rest bounce off around the mouth, 2 doing damage (but not much)
The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
>finally found an offical 3.5e spellbook
I hate everything>>18738>windows 7
[3d8+10 = 27]>>18744
I heal trump
We'll need that to keep
You're using THAT for THAT? RLY? I'll let you rethink that, cuz you'll fuggin NEED it e_O
[1d20 = 7]>>18754
Don't worry, its in the bag.
[thankful nightmare noises]
GM, what is my health level?
i tried it didnt work.
[3d20 = 38][10d6 = 23]>>18757
Where does it say thsat is available to wizards? I see cleric>>18762
I can cast cleric and mage
Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
Trump is less destroyed (~ 1/2 hp)
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
Did the tarrasque do 70% damage on me in a single round?
>>18766>was that a fucking undertale reference?
[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
it does alot of damage.
[5d8+35 = 61]>>18770
In a word, yes.>>18771
Nope, never played it
The Dog slumps over. Its still alive, but its hurting BAD.
Throw Javelin in its mouth.
[1d20 = 6]>>18778
Forgot to roll
Sorry I was away for a little moment..
Is there anything I missed?
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
Shush now, that was enough, everyone had auto-hit cuz Norfilly song. Cinematic time!!!
since I think it's my turn. I think
>>18786I want to be Tracy to be inside its body as it dies and eat her way out like a maggot.