Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
No, fuck you. I want this resolved now or never
Thats what other bread is for.
Can Tracy restock her potions?
were we gonna play tonight?
I'm in, although I'm willing to wait for Nordbro and Taylor to set themselves up. If they haven't been scared away by all the recent faggotry.
Would make for an awesome halftime show in the stadium.
I'm hanging around. Haven't felt like I had something to contribute, so I am watching some "How to be a good player" videos.
Fair enough, Hello again>continues driving rovers until we start
How about we agree to disagree, but not act like faggots toward one another, or else GM will start nerfing characters left and right? ^_^
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles
As far as the lingering drama, I'm just going to say (for now) that the drama "has passed, in a manner yet to be described", but so help me I WILL nerf! e_e
Glad to hear it! Is there any way I can be of assistance, lovely filly?
Works for me>Torc plays more fetch with Mr. Snek
No icy patches to begin with due to trauma. Well technically don't tempt me with the candy, tastefull as it was, the doctor gave me. I like sweets but not big pink ones anymore.
I don't actually want to blame the candy when I think on it. I want candy now.
Sorry for the delay on that. Since he's a snake, you get an automatic +3 on bluff checks. Snek has 1/2 your hit points, has an Intelligence of 13 (though can't communicate except with you), otherwise the stats are consistent with the stats in the Monster listing.>>17426
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will permit sheisty candy.
Nice, but that brings up another question
How many hit points does Torc have?
Okay, so both of you are playing bards, though seemingly of different alignments. Any preference or idea what sorts of equipment you both would have had at time of death?
Hasn't been rolled yet, but its 15d4 + 15
I only think I had a blanket and a collection of some twigs.
Can an Efficient Quiver's contents be poured inside-out, like the Bag of Holding can?
Also, can living creatures remain in the bag, with the Necklace of Adaption on?
My guitar and my 44 magnum.
[15d4+15 = 47]>>17432>banjo dueling intensifys
So we have a filly bard, and taylor swift?>>17433
Uh, roll HP I guess?
Yes, and yes>>17436
So you're playing straight-up Taylor Swift then? Alright>>17434
Not even an instrument?
K, so 53. Snek has 26.
(yeah, you should have died when Korak shot you)
I know how to whistle... I'm only a year old>not sure if I chose a bad starting point/backstory
"I'll have ye playn the bagpipes soon enough you wee lass"
Okay maybe not died, but fallen unconscious. Troll would've saved you in that event, but yeah. Careful now, you're squishy>>17442>is extra-squishy
This will be interesting. Being a CMC, (and having virtually no equipment or exp) I'm gonna give extra ranks in perform-singing.>>17436
Alright, but just note you only have so many bullets, and while they can be made, they'll be difficult to come by in any sort of quantity.
*Tracy add as many more knives and other sharp objects as she can to the bag*
Now, about those potions?
No im a follower of the cult of taylor. We are all named taylor, because we wish to emulate her majesty queen taylor.
>>17447>not died, but fallen unconsious
IIRC, the 2 shots did a combined 56 or 57 damage, which would've put you under 0 (-10 is kill).>>17449
Thats good, cuz I was gonna reference that Ellen episode where she scared the piss outta Taylor.>>17448
That's alot of knives and sharp things. If you dump the treasure from the side pocket (you don't get quick-draw from the side pocket),... well how many sharps can you fit in a broom closet?
*Pets Filly in a very Patriotic manner*
"Have you ever heard the story of my namesake hero, little Filly?"
Meh, its ancient(?) history now. Besides, your departure wasn't much different than what would've happened anyway.
"Not this shite again">>17456
"Now about that wankstain in the stadium"
For all intents and purposes i am taylor swift.
Can you tell me more about Taylor? Possible skills (I get firearm, perform, weapon proficiency in axe, probably some firearm feats as well) and whatever else?
What specifically did you want to know about?
I remember the one day a hippie (or what they are called) just came by one day and screamed to the farmer that lived with me that Trump would destroy the world or something. The farmer laughed and smiled the rest of the day. And I got extra candy.
*tracy disappears and dumps her treasure into her impregnable dungeon*
*she then fills it with keen-edged knives and other sharp objects as she can fit*
She has three javelins left, right?
"Well there you go little filly. Extra Candy. Damn hippies"
*Gives Candy to Filly*>>17463
Share the Treasure, Kike. We might need it to pay late tribute anyways
There's still the wagon loaded with the Jew-gold, waiting to be pulled by the draft mare.It's kind of been spoiled that we're going to have to fight
Well as 'essentially' TS, she would be low strength, low constitution, good dex, better int, decent wis, and high cha. She'd have ranks in Appraise, Bluff, Concentration, Diplomacy, Hide, Jump (kek), Knowledge (arcana), Listen, Lots of Perform/Profession, and Tumble. I'll save feats for later, but I'm assuming light armor proficiency, and point-blank/precise shot (assuming decent training in firearms). Anything you'd like to add (personality, habits, behavior patterns, etc. to flesh out)?>>17462
Since you're choosing a 1 y/o Filly, you're going to be the least experienced in the party, but as a CMC you're gonna have a few ranks in LOTS of skills. Any weapons to speak of?
Nah, the jew gold was put onto the tower. Korak and co waited until the last 'trip' to ambush.
Uh huh. Share Thez's Treasure. If you don't want the Inquisition after you, don't be a secret Jew
>>17468>Implying your character even knows about it>>17467
Oh, so he waited until we loaded everything onto the tower before loading it.
This isn't working Out
I don't think we're gonna get to him tonight, its probably going to take a bit to finish with and introduce the new characters. At least they won't blow up,...."Bitch," Lenos mutters.
What is CMC (tried to search without luck).
For weapon I think I would like to have an.... hmmmm... I have no proficiency, but the wheat harvester my farmer used looked cool and I think could do some damage. So if there is something similar to that I want it. But I will settle for an hatchet or axe for now.
We asked one thing of you. Stop Being a kike and let's leave the drama behind. And what's the first thing you do? Be a kike with resources you don't need.
For once in your life - once - think about other people
No, they were on the tower waiting for you all to finish. Remember that listen check that I said "You hear a sneeze from the opposite side of the tower"? ^_~
Korak knew all about the all-gravity of the surface, and positioned his men so they wouldn't be seen.>>17472
Cutie Mark Crusader, and how about a sickle?
>>17471And thus, knowing he had failed
And no one would explode again
He looked out upon the sunset
A tear in his eye
And Lenos muttered a single word
Torc goes to talk to him about those modifycations>>17472
CMC= cutie mark crusaderDeus vult
>reaches for the nerf-wand
Why, this sounds an awful lot like salt. I would hate for there to be salt in the low-sodium thread. ^_^#
Oooo.. Sickle would be nice.>hoping it don't lead to communism>but then again killing communists with a sickle and a hammer could be fun
Im the strict mom of the group.
I meant to type "before attacking us".
He was watching the whole time, vaping his sword.
As you enter the forge, you are showered with confetti.
"Hmmmm. Con... fetti... (he's writing on the rod)," he looks up. "Need somethin'?"
Because there was no intent of changing anything at all
Alright then. Both of you are free to start. You find yourself in a bare room, made entirely of an opaque glassy surface. There is a single bed, with a chest at the foot of it, made of the same glassy surface. There's a single door that is open, through which you can see what appears to be a hallway.
Torc brushes off the confetti and pulls out the pistols
"Hate to bother you, but can I get the barrels extened on these?"
infernuis say trump need chill.
I was going to make it story-oriented, but I'll be happy to nerf now. ^_^#
I check the chest for traps.
Is there candy in the chest? Usually is candy in chests.
Since those bombs never got made, would Lenos be interested in working some of those Dimerterium ingots into some sets of anti-magic shackles?
Nothing has changed at all. We're back in the same shit that's happened every weekend (except the one two weeks ago) for a little over a month now.
And no candy
It (they) appear to be a simple footlocker of sorts, and are empty.
>>17487Careful at the door little filly
Lick chest to see if the chest is made of candy.
Oh you'll fit in here just fine
And not made of candy
BTW, you both have your stuff that you mentioned earler (blanket and sickle, and axe-guitar and magnum)
I walk to the door and open it.
>>17496>not made of candy
Well then I don't understand the point of the chest.
Walks to hallway because it isn't anything happening here.
>>17478>Im the strict mom of the group.>What I first imagined:
Do your volk also look like Lady Taylor?
Its open already>>17499
On one side of the hallway (the side you're coming from) is a line of 11 doors, all open. On the other side at both ends of the hallway are single doors, also open.
We are all lady taylor.
Nor-filly sees a skinny blond lady with an axe emerge from a close-by room, while Taylor sees an adorable purple pegasus filly in the hallway.
"Hello little one"
So many doors so little time.
Well I guess I have to look in each room to see if there is anything exciting in one of them. I turn to the right and walk down the corridor looking into each room.
GM, can I retrieve the bodies from the fight?
>Aasimar super-human eugenics cult
I like this character. Reminds me of the video too.
Is hit die attack HP or am I retarded?
Also I draw the sickle>to be safe you know
Do you know where we are?
Pats cute pone on the head
In a hallway I think
Carefully puts sickle away, but I know where it is.
The filly nervously draws a sickle, but doesn't appear aggressive (at all)
(carry on, though quotes for dialogue are useful)>>17511
(# of levels for the most part)
Ive gathered that much,do you know how we got here?
>Meanwhile, the party (still covered in kittens) hears faint talking coming from the rooms.>>17516>>17518
A kitten wanders into the room from one of the far doors
Clean kittens off. Also pocket kittens
I'm just going to ignore that>>17519
"DAMN ADORABLE ASS CATS"
Can be heard through out the tower
I got here by car I think.>>17519>pets kitten, wish I had milk.... and candy
I walk up to the kitten and pick her up.
*hugs all the kiitens*
>DAMN ADORABLE ASS CATS
can be heard from the direction the kitten came from
Surely you can't hug all
>feeling a bit unease not knowing what is happening and why people ask me so many questions
"you underestimate my POWER!!!!!!!!!!"
continues to hug them all
With those arms... I guess you can
I say "follow me little horse" then i follow the voice.
Okay, now I know (thx google)
Does gun get modifyed?
Tracy, still carefully wading through the adorable cats, angles her ears at the sound of activity in the hallway.
>>17531>remind me... how many cats does it take to start a car?
Be more specific>>17528
"I've never worked with this material, it might take me some time. I'll see what I can do"
Head outside to where I can fly off to retrieve bodies
The voices sound like they're approaching.
How far away is the site?
^ the open door at bottom left is where the sounds/kitten are/did coming from (for Taylor and Norway)
I don't understand your meaning. First you were talking about corpses, now you're talking about a site? What corpses. Be specific, there's now 6 ppl talking.
This. I follow
I mean the location of the corpses
Walks downstairs going towards the outside is what I mean
That is adorable as hell
>>17550>strums along on my guitar.
Alright. Multiple perspectives now, and I'm not going to bother sussing out where everyone was, I'm putting them at the base of the stairs.
Taylor and Norway exit the door into a much larger hallway, map related. The structure is made of the same glassy substance, and there are literally hundreds of kittens milling about. At the north end of the hallway is the beginnings of a staircase, with a red-furred minotaur, and a dude in resplendent armor.
Meanwhile, Trump and Infernius hear footsteps approaching, as well as someone whistling a tune.
And some complementary guitar
*detects guitar and whistling*
"Looks like we've finally got some company."
Well shit, head towards the guitar and whistle. Pick up a kitten or two while doing so
Alright, everyone (mostly) is approaching one another. On one end is the pegasus filly and a skinny blond girl with a guitar-axe, on the other end is a shiny human in resplendent armor, and the minotaur who is holding as many kittens as he can (which is alot, I'm thinking like 30)
>>17558>guns get worked on
Yes, guns get worked on
>assuming the minotaur and the dude pose no danger because they would have killed the kittens if they did
So I walk to the stairs to look
HUGGING KITTENS INTENSIFIES
Minotaur is hugging, Taylor and Filly approach Trump
"Hi">pushes the other one ( >>17565 ) in front of me
"Be careful, you big oaf. Don't hurt them..." *trails off*
"Greatings! I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, spreader of the word of Football, and devoted the great DJT. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before, like on TV?"
"HOLY HELL! A FILLY!"
*Tries not to die from cuteness*
I thought you were talking with Lenos
GM, am I carrying Peach Rings?
I thought he was still visible from there (wasn't it Lenos who filled the area with cats?)
*turns to investigate commotion*
"I am Lady Taylor The Swift of DeutchesAmerika, i feel as if we have met before as well"
>>17569>>17565>pushes Taylor further in front of me>a bit scared due to enthusiasm
The four in the hallway (as well as the 2 in the forge hear) "OMG THERE'S SO MANY KITTENS!!!">>17572
Yes, but he went with Torcuil to modify pistols. (I'm gonna have to step up my game)>>17571
You can be, yes
"Please refrain from scareing her!"
Tracy leaves to investigate the sounds.
"Well, what do we have here?"
"I do not know what DuetchesAmerika is, but I like the sound of it. I am from the old America. Land of the Brave, Home of the Free. I fought to defend Her."
Assumes a crouching position. Pulls Peach Rings and a Kitten from pockets, opening the peach ring bag. Look at filly
"It's okay little filly"
Offers peach rings out in extended hand
Oh my taylor i-is it really y-you tracy cage?
A pastel-blue pony enters from around the corner from the staircase. At the same time, a multi-kitten form with purple legs slowly lumbers its way down the staircase, lamenting "Can't hug every cat."
"Hello little filly? Where did you come from? What is your name?"
"Careful Inferius. We have new people here in the hallway"
"Ooof! I'nis you oaf, its me!" Thez grunts.
"It depends who's asking."
>>17584>Hello little filly?>"Yes?">Where did you come from?
"The doctor">What is your name?
"I don't remember"https://youtu.be/X3zfP14pLxc
"It is truly the most wonderful place on Erde"
"Aww. How old are you?"
*extends other hand to see if pony will let herself be petted*
Torc would probaly start crying if he heard this
Good thing he isn't
at seeing its thez i hug her even more "me missed you when you were gone:
"Erde. I'm guessing we're not from the same place. No matter. I think we all have a common enemy. Are you good at killing things?"
From Infernius' (the minotaur's) hug Thez notices the new additions, and a bit of blood shoots out of her nose.
"You're so precious. Do you need a place to stay? Actually, do you need anything, really?"
*walks into the group*
*newly-augmented hormones swirl a bit*
*is unresponsive, but accepting*
I- im lady taylor the swift i like the memes your i- in your my favorite pony.
Torc walks in, guns spinning around his fingers
"Guess who just became our snip..."
Guns fall to ground as he sees the new party members
"Well thats adorable as hell"
Now torc has diabeetus from how sweet the filly is
*tries to pet pony anyways, although cautiously*>>17602
"TOURCIL! PUT AWAY THOSE GUNS!"
"I-i don't know. I think I was staying in the room there">vaguely points in the direction of the hallway
"But I am going to go back to the big red house the farmer I live with built in a while. I am a bit tired so I hope I don't have to wait to long before I go home."
Thez <whooofs (teleports)> from Infernius' arms and appears next to Taylor.
"OMG! YOU'RE,... (reverently) Taylor Swift!" she exclaims, more blood shooting from her nose. Meanwhile, the kittens she was carrying are now crawling over Infernius.
"Hmmm..." *peers perceptively at battleaxe-guitar, somewhat impressed* "You've got some interesting taste in edge.."
"Well, nice to meet ya'." She says with a cocky smile.
"Relax, the safety was on. I'm not retarded."
Torc pics them up, and puts them in his belt. He crouchs down, and looks at the filly
He then mouths at Trump
"Who is she?">>17604
No, no no no NO STAHP
"Little Fillie. Little Fillie. I'm sorry I have to tell you this. It was very hard for me to hear too, very hard. You can't go back to the big red house or to the farmer. Not ever. You're going to have to stay here. With us. Well, somewhere on this world anyways">>17607
"I guess we're going to have to teach her how to operate an AR15 before too long anyways. She doesn't have a name. She came in here from the doors, like us."
>>17609>cruel levels of cute in this house
Torc slaps Trump
"Don't say it like that" he hisses>>17609
Well, you're playing this well>>17610
"Don't the farmer want me to stay with him anymore? He used to give me candy so I think he liked me."
Trump stops petting the two ponies, and turns to look at Tourcil
"What? She had to hear sooner or later.">>17612
"Oh he does. He does like you. It's just that you're far away. So very far away"
>>17610>tfw trying to be edgy to impress the new players, but there's fucking kittens everywhere.
I am Lady Taylor the swift who are you?
"I think I may have misinterpreted something the other night. Misjudged"
Im like you're biggest fan.
"But he has a car and I know it can go very far."
"Listen, she's little, scarred, and confused. Just let me handle it."
Torc crouches back down, and pets the little filly
"I promise we will explain everything later, but is there anything I can get you now?"
"I asked her that!">>17618
"Oh good. So you know cars. No, he won't be able to get to you"
"O-okay. I think I have what I need. I lost my collection of twigs but I know I can get new ones."
>>17614This thread is giving me goddamn diabeetus>>17620
GM, what are Torc's options for shutting up Trump you he doesn't scar the poor hoers for life?
Mr trumpadin we are from the same place, german just simply became the dominant language on earth (Erde) in the 1940s and i am very good at killing things.
Alright, the characters in no particular order. (carry on, simple descriptions)
Trumpaladin is very much like he appears in pic related
Tracy likewise appears like her character
Taylor Swift also, except with a battle-axe and a holstered .44mag
Nor-filly is a purplish pegasus filly
Infernius looks like a red-furred Iron Will (MLP) w/ a freaky-big sword on his back
Torcuil looks like a bearded scotsman in tartan robes, carrying an ornate snake-headed staff, a pair of fine pistols on his belt.
Thez is a purple devil with pink hair, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak and her tail around her waist like a belt.
"Oh I see. What do you know of the great Donald J Trump?
It's very good that you are so skilled. This realm seems to have been taken over in part by Judeo-Bolsheviks"
But remember that Inferius is holding a pile of kittens almost as big as him
"If you'd like, I can take you out to find some sticks."
Torc is acting in a way nobody has seen him act before, reminded of the daughter he lost
"I've had some pretty fucking autistic fans, sister. Tell me, how edgy
Thez licks Taylor's shoulder. "Sorry, I couldn't help myself," she says a bit breath-taken.
"In case they haven't indicated, (she tells everyone's names so characters can know them, refer to description post)
Also, for GM: can Tracy have a Throne of Blades in her >RapeDungeon?
Ah the great Donald J Trump he was The best Fhürer we have had in ages.>>17628
I-im pretty edgy tracy. I eat the hearts of my enemies and bath in their blood.>>17629
Licks thez back
"Would be fun to go look for sticks">gets an increasing glassy look and yawns bigly
".. You and I will get along just fine."
*Basks in the wonderful thought of DJT Furher*
"We can recreate the same here. We got some faggot and his pet dinosaur we have to hang first">>17633
"Does a little filly want to go to bed? We've got some nice extra rooms!"
*cradles filly in my arms*
Ill help you look for sticks. Would you like that? We can sing a song.
"She likes cute ponies, you can see"
*Tries again to pet Tracy*
>>17633>picks up filly
"We can do that, lets go">>17637>REEE I OFFERED TO DO THAT
More blood shoots from her nose and she seems stunned, unable to speak
>three people fighting over the filly
>>17636>>17637>>17639>falls asleep while thinking about candy and sticks
This is gay>>17642>Torc's heart melts
"Wheres a bed for her?" Torc whispering while rocking the filly
Do you like you heart where it is scot?
Sorry had to drift off.. It is 6am and I should get some sleep before it gets too early.
"I have an extra room. Full room. Don't worry"
"Sorry about what happened a few nights ago. I think I misunderstood your way of giving affection"
Thez regains herself.
"You both must have many questions! Please, ask anything!">>17647
Don't sweat it. Can everyone make 9am PST tomorrow, or is that too early? That'd be 6p norway, and 12 est
By the way GM, what's the situation with Time?
"... I could say the same..."
Thats fine>Torc calls taking the filly out for stick collecting tomorrow
"Lead the way">>17651
I can make that
Well, there'll be plenty to discuss until you can make it, and then we can get things rolling. Would that work?
I dont know what is that in central time?
Either 10 or 11central
*goes in full to embrace and hug pony*>>17655
Trumpaladin, I'm guessing partly carrying Tracy, goes with Tourcil, who I guess is carrying the filly, to the extra bedroom to put her to sleep>>17657
CMT MASTER RACE
>>17651I might be called-in to help some family members during the day, but otherwise I have no life.
Should go well. We can do it later if it is more convenient. I can go with this time tomorrow too.>could work better, might have an appointment 7pm (but I can skip that)
Ill most likely be up around then.
Uh, CT master race
Alright, lets try and shoot for that time if at all possible, and we'll roll with how things turn out. I'm not concluding gameplay right now, but I am trying to arrange it so that everyone or as many as possible are collected.
tl;dr; tell me when and where
*hugs, but tries to still look edgy for guests*
This! *high fives trump*>>17667
Where did 666 go?
I'm usually here early (around 3p ur time), so arrive whenever is convenient
They can carry me is it makes it easier to group up>it is not like I haven't woken up a strange place once before
I habe pretty much nothing tmrrw so that'll work
Torc tucks the filly into the bed
"She likes cuteness too."
*Places a kitten in her mane to destroy all appearance of edge*>>17668
BEST PART OF COUNTRY!!!!
>>17668>Where did 666 go?
I'd like to know that too...
Feel free to interact as you like, I've got lots of arranging to to. Also, feel free to ask whatever/however many questions, other players can probably answer and if not, I'll be in and out from here on.>>17672>urge to shoop intensifies
I'll explain later>>17674
Tracy will never look edgy ever again
So Fhurer tr... trumpadin where can a girl take a bath around here?
"We've got the finest showers, bath tubs, and hot-tubs upstairs. Gilded, black marble, whatever you prefer">>17680
*almost dies of cuteness*
Trumpaladin saves this image for Blackmail purposes
Well, I'm dead from cuteness
Could you show me the way?
Don't make me have to compensate for this.
"Why certainly. And tell me more about this Erde. I'm guessing there are few brown people in DuetsheAmerika?"
Trumapaladin takes Queen Taylor to the golden showers
Taylor is obviously confused by this question.
"I'm loving your response, even if I am a bit sorrowful that your answer hints that you do not know the joy of mass deportations"
"You know, the dumb ones with shit colored skin who steal things, and make horrible, edgy OCs."
Am I still sort of holding Tracy?
Idk. I thought not.
Why would you Deport your enemies when you could execute them? Deportation isnt very efficient it takes more money than they're worth.bullests are cheap.
Silly pony there are no shit colored humans on Erde.
"We had something called 'human rights,' 'compassion,' and 'the Refugee Act of 1985.' We were much more hindered. Much more held back.">>17694
Torc decides to do some shooting practice with his newly improved guns
Trumpaladin is astonished to hear this
"Then who builds the buildings? Washes the dishes? Cleans the Toilets?"
*raises hoof* /)
"This bitch gets it.">>17696
"Good. Did I mention lazy?"
We engineered Robots to build buildings and to pick vegetables.
"You may have quite a bit to teach us all then. We can make this land a new Erde. We can make all lands Erde.
Anyways, we are here. Notice how roomy it is. Gold plating. Black marble floors, we made sure it's not slippery though. Need anything else?"
Uh Do you have any spare blood laying around?>>17700
Why are they all lazy why arent they colonizing their solar system?
"... Like for medical purposes? I am not sure. Maybe we have some in the infirmary. Of course I haven't seen an infirmary"
"It's either a lack of motivation, or just pure stupidity....
..And what's a solar system?"
"You'll find out little pony. If my vision is allowed to expand"
What else am i supposed to bath with?
>>17703>any spare blood laying around?
"... I'm hospitable. Give me 10 minutes."
Fug, I have so much binging to do now that Infernius shared those videos, but I'm confident that I'll be able to use them to dramatically increase the quality of the game. Trump, Taylor, and Tracy seem to have things well in hand, Infernius I assume is tending to kittens, while Torcuil practices with his shiny pistols, and Norfilly sleeps soundly in her new environment. Thez threatens to skin Lenos repeatedly if he DARES booby-trap Norfilly's room. I've got meta up the ass to work on, so pardon me as I get to it.
I am going to ask that players without distinctive flags do some degree of namefagging so that I don't have a brain hemm....>>17707
Blood shoots from both of Thez' nostrils, she's been peeking from afar.
Do you know what space is?
"Oh I see. You want to bathe in the blood of your enemies. I'm sorry to inform you that will have to wait until tomorrow, after we kill this fucker in the stadium. In the mean time, please make use of our finely purified water"
Trumpaladin repeats to himself
Ugh fine i guess water will do.
"More or less. I've never been interested in it before though. All the books on it back in Equestria require library access cards, for some reason.."
Is this enough for you?
Nope, not specific enough
It doesn't have to be THAT distinct, just the flag, or a colored name, or the name Trumpaladin, but whatever works.
"Check the tub."
"Shall we take your clothes?">>17715
"We'll show you. Give it time">>17717
Lol, I'm fucking with you
Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
Isn't england closest to the sun?
I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
"If you dont mind mr trumpadin."
*Drops clothes and goes and sits in the bath tub.*
It never sets, I know that much>>17719
"More than once, if you didn't know">>17724
I do what I want
No Scotsman its not
Too right, fair enough. Carry on then.
>book flipping intensifies
GM, can Tracy restock her potions or not?
[1d20 = 13]
What does that do?
>>17728https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPWq4L2fVQMy internal space nerd is screaming if we can do planetary voyages
Call me retarded, but my guess is strip dance
Aw thanks tracy it makes me feel good to be complimented on my singing.
"And damned fine choreography to go with it, might I add"
Your making me blush trumpadin.
"I can recognize talent when I see it.
I'm going to go take my bath before these autistic faggots pit us all to our dooms against that weird dog."goodnight everyone
Thez wakes up to the sound of the music and rushes to Infernius.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system.">>17744
"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
The bull can come too if he wants.
"Are you sure you don't want to bathe with us?"
Trumpaladin stares down Thez
"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
me dont mind me come too.
*leaves cats goes to bathroom*
"Just like... what the fuck Tracy"
Trumpaladin's look of seriousness resumes
"You defended an Empire, didn't you? Now, we can create one. And damned straight you can. You'll have the opportunity of a lifetime tomorrow"
All Trump bathtubs are big enough to hold multiple women besides a man
>>17751>gay bath house intensifies
Just what I was thinking. This is almost suspicious levels of lewd
The bathtub is full of blood, and you invited her in.>>17756
"God, please be deer. Please be deer"
I did with the help of the others. We were able to bring down (((them))) all
I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
Thez whispers to Infernius "Its like she can read minds."
"You've done it before? I'm impressed. We'll do it again. And again."
Me and my sisters.
I'm guessing probably mammal then?
"You have new brothers and sisters here. Perhaps a new furher as well"
infernuis whispers back
"maybe she can."
Like I'll tell you.
Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
Don't make me hang a bitch
"So... We gonna do this?"
Thez sinks into the tub till her nose is barely above the water(blood?) level.
I'm gonna have to step away. Kudos, you've exceeded my ability to play along.
Every time there's an awkward silence a retarded baby is born.
Trumpaladin, also thoroughly disgusted, contemplates taking vials of the blood to see if anything - one - needs ressurrecting at the entertron, and if anypony needs smiting. Or if he just needs bleach
And... There it is.
Resistance is overwhelmed, and Trumpaladin does what is stated in >>17775
Im not a troll dont worry.
>>17777>>17778>off by one
"Nevermind... Forgive me, this whole setup is too suspicious. Not you. The blood. We killed our jews months ago"
Wait, wtf did it go?
Trumpaladin takes blood samples, and tries to figure out where the hell it came from, hoping he doesn't accidentally resurrect a grizzly bear, or Korak, or a cougar or something while running it through the Entertron
Also, Kills Tracy if she's been killing Port Barry Citizens
Is it because you don't find me attractive?
*obvious sadness in voice*
"No No No No. If anything, your attractiveness is almost too much for any man to handle. I... don't think I've seen a woman so beautiful in so long"
"I'm just suspicious of the blue one is all. But you. You have an amazing voice. You will impress all the peoples when we liberate their lands. You have an beautiful face, charms everyone. Charms me"
"I hope you'll pardon my suspicious nature, its just so,... charming.">>17792
"I agree. Perhaps we could do a duet sometime?no pun
" Thez asks meekly. "I'm a bit flustered by you, but I'm a world-class performer in my own right, and if we can ever find that damn city, I've already got a record contract."
That makes me feel better :)
Goes to sleep irl.
*Goes off to see if he needs to kill the pony*
GM does Smite Evil work on all attacks in a full round or just the first one?
Can be a normal attack or as one of a full round of attacks.
Id love to do a duet with you thez!
So can it be cast in the same round as an attack is done?
If you wanted, you could even do 3 smites in one full round attack (u get 4/day). Its not a 'cast', its a special attack.>>17797
Thez starts blowing bubbles in the blood, still looking meek. She's totally unaccustomed to someone so comely not being repulsed by her
How could any one be repulsed by thez?
"So,... you probably have questions,... about the world and all,..."
I feel like you said before it requires a full round to cast
So would damage be the d10 for Paladin (is that right?) plus 3 for strength modifier (1.5 times a +2 modifier for a two handed weapon) plus 15 for 15 Paladin levels?>>17799
Trumpaladin takes more of the blood in case he needs it to resurrect someone. Unless it's confirmed animal, then he leaves it there
"... cuz I have a tendency to tear things to shreds with fists, claws, feet, and tail,... and I'm obviously infernal,... and I sometimes eat faces,..."
"Im sure ill wake up in a bit, its fine."
I must have misunderstood your meaning. There's a spell (I can't find it atm) that is named something like Smite Evil, but the paladin ability does normal weapon damage plus paladin level(+15) + charisma bonus (+3)
"Well, unless that's what happens when you die in this world, I don't know of anyone waking up. There's a legend that says that killing the Terrasque might open a portal to wherever you want to go, but no one has ever succeeded."
Isn't the charisma bonus applied to the attack roll (which should be +4 because I added two of the ability points to charisma for 18) and the paladin level to the damage amount?
There's a plus 15 to the attack roll on the first attack in every round, so with smite evil that's a +19 on the first attack roll
"Many have... tried," she looks down for a moment. "You came in at an odd time, as the Terrasque happens to be not far from here, waiting for us with,... an old 'friend'."
"Wait so this isnt a dream"
"Then where the hell am i?"
"Isn't everything a dream more or less? This is world of potential. Its been said that this world was created by the combined will of all the Gods. Here are brought individuals who have pleased, and in some cases enraged, various entities. Those individuals are given free reign to do with as they please, intended to be for the enjoyment of both the individuals themselves and whatever entities and deities that can perceive it. I like to refer to it as Final Fantasy Football."
"The only real consistency I have found is that everyone who finds themselves here has died in their planet, plane, or dimension of origin."
I am not sure, but if Tracy has a breastplate, those damn bracers, and a dexterity of 19, then she has an AC of +11 - +5 for breast plate, +3 for dexterity (she has a +4 modifier, but breastplates limit dexterity to +3), and +3 from the bracers (am I missing something?) So a first attack roll has higher than a 1 it hits (no smite evil, normal +15 on first roll), second attack has higher than a 1 (+10 attack bonus), and third attack has a 6 or higher (+5 third attack bonus), it lands? >>17813
"Welcome to hell">>17814>>17815
"As the demon lady says. We're in Purgatory. Defeat the Devil to escape"
So this is some kind of sick joke deites are pulling?
Completely wrong. +10 base AC. Maybe also an extra point or two for small size
I'd have to double check the numbers (the breastplate is incomplete, so only +3), but something like that. Also, you keep insisting that Tracy's bracers are better than the ring shield; they're not, the bracers are +3 while the ring shield is +4 (2 for shield size and 2 for magical augmentation).
"... devil." e_e>>17817
"If thats how you wish to see it, then yes. For me this is the only place I've ever had,..." glances at Trump and Infernius, "Friends."
Wait you were born here?
"No, I came from another world," thinks for a moment, "Faerun it was called, but,... that was never my home, this is. I've been forced to leave it twice, but I'll always come back to it."
Does Trump have Vandereim on hand?
"Can we leave the atmosphere?"
I think Tracy is just barely big enough to be in the "medium" category, so no additional points for that. Does an incomplete Breast plate still limit dexterity bonus? If so, that's a 19 AC for her, and if not, that's a 20.
I forgot I also have a +2 strength modifier on attack rolls. So a 2 or 3 to land on the first attack, a 7 or 8 for a second, and a 12 or 13 for the third
What is Trumpaladin's AC? His main armor has never been specified, but Full Plate makes most sense. That would be a +8. If the ring shield is called up, that's +4. The D&D rules say that armor bonus stacks, which I think means I can claim the magic chain mail bonus too... is that a plus 7 or what is it?>>17820>Friends
"So long as I am convinced I cannot slay you, you can call me a friend">>17823
"Maybe. You haven't even been outside yet have you? This tower we're in is a giant floating crystal, capable of all sorts of energy fields. I'd have to ask Lenos you'll meet him before too long
, but with the place's level of design, it shouldn't be impossible."
"We need to conquer this planet first"
Or maybe it doesn't stack. I don't know
Where is this lennos fellow?
+8 for the plate, +4 for the shield, another +8 for the suit
As for the dex bonus/penalty, yes
"Why don't ye tell them the whole story ye craven wench, I'd like to hear it meself!" Vandereim taunts.
"He's usually milling about downstairs in the forge, but with all the naked he's probably monitoring from the top of the main staircase at the control interface."
At the sound of Vandereim (Trump has an intelligent sword), Thez breathes a deep and heavy sigh.
Damn. That's a lot of points.>>17829
"Usually in the forge. That or in the cockpit"
e_e "Vandereim, an insufferable, loud-mouthed, drunken bastard."
"Say it right ye monkey-bitch!" Vandereim retorts.
"Trump, hold me up for a moment will ye?"
As Trump lifts Vandereim, the sword calls out "I am Vandereim! The Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, and Metaphysically Most-Magnificent Bastardsword!" a light shines down from somewhere and a sound of "Ahhhhh" can be heard from the periphery.
Trump Basks in this as well
"I dunno lass, are ye,... evil?"
You said before only a Paladin can wield him
"I like to think of my self as good challenged."
Yes, but anyone can hold him, except evil characters (they take damage)
V> "Oi, lad! Why are ye bathing in blood? Gone SOFT on me have ye?!"
"I wanted to be accommodating to our new guest, then left after the suspicion of where the hell the Blue One got it from became too great"
What kind of advanced technology allows it to talk?
"I don't know. Seems to be Scottish"
V> "I'm magic lass! I was once the proud weapon of a great elven prince who like yerselves came to this world from another," he glares knives at Thez.
C- can i take it apart?
"NO. He's my Demon-killer. He and I have slain many a Bolshevik. Cut limbs."
"Magic doesnt exist."
Thez looks at you like you just said something completely absurd.
"I was hoping an afterlife didn't either. Yet here we are"
"Something i said?"
Thez leans closer, still with a baffled look on her face. "What do you mean 'magic doesn't exist'? Of COURSE magic exists!"
"Why would you hope for that?"
"Can you measure it?"
Footsteps can be heard approaching. "Wait, wait,... did she just say magic doesn't exist? Wew!"
Entering the room is a 2' tall fellow with gold and black striped hair, wearing an ornate robe and a man-sized, curved bladed dagger slung over his back, and an intricate cylinder hanging from his belt.
"I've suffered enough">>17858
"Yeah. My magic shield has +2 AC versus steel, for instance">>17859
"Yeah, as a matter of fact you can. Magic is measured by the intensity of spell and the degree of effect," the little fellow says drawing closer.
"This is Lenos. Lenos, this is Taylor," Thez offers.
Maybe your not here to suffer but to thrive and become better?
"I am here to free this land and spread the Glory of Football. That is my purpose. I don't know if that is why I was brought here, but I've made it mine"
"Well hell, I can do that. Name something specific"
L> "Math? You're looking at it all wrong. For some magic is a matter of combining attributes of items, words, gestures, and symbols. For others like me," his expression sharpens, he focuses on the ceiling and stretches out his hands in a triangular shape. Like a flamethrower, a huge gout of flame gushes forward splaying all across the ceiling (not catching fire, its glass-ish), "its a matter of inherent ability," he concludes.
GM, you never stated Tracy's actual stats while in the Cauchemar form. You did say that she only counts as "large" and not the regular" huge. Are we going by Druid wildshape rules where equipment is melded into the new form?
Also, how is Tracy able to make three attacks? I see that a level 15 rogue can do it. But a level 13 can't.
No, nor are we going by Cauchemar OR Nightmare stats. She gets three when she's got two blades in hand.
Um... what math should I use?>>17866>You're looking at it all wrong
Math is absolutely the correct way to look at it
Thats obviously not magic. There is a scientific explication for everything.
We're talking conceptually. Characters don't perceive magic by + values, that's a meta game, player thing.
Thez and Lenos both look at Tay like she just said something silly.
L> "How about this then?"
Lenos pulls out his rod no pun
and pushes a button along its surface, sending forth a short (this time) stream of about 40 more kittens.
"It's really all the same to me. I don't understand computer programming for instance. And what difference does it make if a magic force levitates an object, or if a magnet does?">>17873
"Not sure if that violates conservation of mass. Also see if that is where Tracy is getting blood from">>17872
That's what magic means for me though. Math in the D&D rules
Thats obviously some sort of advanced technology.
I get you, I'm just describing it how Lenos - a sorcerer - would.>conservation of mass
40 kittens from essentially a full-size mag light? After earlier spraying hundreds from the same mag light?
L> "Yeah,... magic."
Listen short stuff Magic does not exist.
Teleportation, pocket dimension, compression of the kittens into an area of smaller volume but equal mass. I don't know. Star Trek has done similar. Of course Star Trek pretty much had magic. All I am sure of is that we now have to look out for the welfare of more kittens.>>17878
"consider it sufficiently advanced technology"
Lenos sighs, looks over to Tay's axe and casts Animate Object. The axe springs to life and starts bouncing around.
"Sick 'em," he says. The axe growls and starts chasing the kittens, which start hissing and running away. The axe chases them out of the room.
Obviously nano bots connected some sort of ai to my guitar
"Or Smoke and mirrors."
Lenos looks over at Trump and Thez. "I think this one's a little slow. Pretty though," he shrugs, walking out of the room.
Im not just a pretty face you know, and lennos im probably smarter than you.
Thez gets up out and stretches for a moment. "Well I'll leave you two three technically, I forgot Infernius never left, my faggot needs to sleep. Lovely to meet you Tay, we'll have lots of fun tomorrow I'm sure," she waves before vanishing with a <whooof>.
"I bet. I can't wait to see what your knowledge, intelligence, and training brings to the group"
>>17886>smarter than Lenos
be impressive, he's the smartest protagonist in the group. Anyway, night all.
Id like to see where this goes.
"So... Want to fuck while Tracy is asleep?"
Sure I dont have anything else to do.got a condom?
"uh... No. Do I need one?"
"How about just withdraw?"
"Oh yeah. At least so long as that pony was clean."
"Ill pass on sex then"
"No no, she should have been clean when she woke up in new body, and clean since. It's all good"
STDs don't follow you to the afterlife
"Thats not the reason im passing its a sisterhood kinda thing im sure you know what i mean right."
"What do you mean? I think she would appreciate a fan and I getting along"
"Its just you know tracy is super cool and i dont wanna step on any toes if theres anything between you two ya know?"
"I don't see why she would mind. She likes you. Besides, even if it did that would just make it edgier. And Tracy more than anyone can appreciate edge"
"I've seen the Japanese animus i know shes a j-ander, i know what happens when a woman crosses the line"
"Eh, let's just keep it secret. We might die tomorrow you know. That beast that mage guy has is tough"
"And if we dont tracy kill me anyway ja"
"Nah, she actually has a soft side to her. There was this unicorn I thought she was going to kill, but I found out later she actually befriended. She's got a soft side to her. You two will be as sisters, believe me. She respects your edge, and she can respect the edge in taking her husbando"
"You saw how she summoned a bathtub of blood from... Somewhere, for you"
"We're all gonna get along great. That I can tell you"
"I dont know man ive seen the memes on 4chin"
"whats going on over here?"
"Well, if you're really unsure, we can just ask her tomorrow. But I tell you she'd be completely okay with it, especially you
, since she likes how you appreciate her edge. Nothing wrong with multiple waifus.>>17915
"Hey Inferius! Glad to see you woke up. Tay and I have been talking. Thez is asleep.">>17914
"I'm serious though that I think you could really add to the team. Hearing what you said about Erde... It really made me think of what we could all accomplish. Together. And damn are you beautiful when you sing. Well, you're always beautiful, but I mean your performance is powerful. I hope it is put to good use tomorrow"
"Alright we'll ask her, ill,inspire you all tomorrow trust me!"
"Good night, and good luck"
"Same too you, extends arm like pic related"
*laying in his bed, Trumpaladin realizes why Joseph Smith went through the effort of founding a new religion*
"we're gonna kick this nerd's ass. And we're going to have a proper bath of hot blood"
"Thats not frowend upon by ...Footbal was it
"Good night big guy"
me just wake up to piss
Cock a doodle doo
The cow says fuck you>>17753>>17751>>17749>>17748>>17747>>17746>gay>bath>house
I-It's not that gay..!
>>17929>First stage of grief: denial
But seriously now, can I get a yes/no on that potion restock?
I gtg I should be back by 12 but it oould be about 1. don't kill anything without me.
"And Trump, I'm taking the filly to collect sticks"
If Taylor Swift invited you to bathe in blood, you would bathe.
Like, does she have the time to buy/refill any? She already used up the magic vestment, and the dimerterium bombs never actually got made.
I want some acid resistance.
Good thinking, yeah you can have some of those. The shackles will take time to research as an item.
[15d9+30 = 108]
[15d7+75 = 133]
Rolling hp, don't mind me
[2d9+30 = 47]
[13d5+30 = 74]
[4d9+4 = 22]
[10d5+10 = 46]
If it wasn't clear earlier, keen all of the edges.
K. Now did you mean resistance potions or protection potions?
Resistance gives damage reduction of type per round, where protection gives essentially Hp against damage type?
Wait, you meant pm, right?>>17940
Idk. Something that protects long enough to stay inside an internal organ for a few minutes.
No, I meant 9a. It's 6p in Norway right now, I was going for optimal overlap.>>17941
I'd go for resistance then. Protection is what Thez used to survive Lenos' dragon-breath, whereas resistance is more for gradual damage/round
I think I was going for protection.
So, game time soon?
Not without more players, 9a was kind of a ballpark estimate, we'll see who shows up when
Okay then.Can Tracy stack some extra barrels of knives around the outside of the stadium?
I'm going with no,... the amount of time it would take to fill the quiver with knives alone would be extensive, outside the standard group actions, on top of acquisition of potions and, etc.
Only depending upon the source of the blood. Although it's kind of weird>>17928
I think your character is the only one to have been anally penetrated thus far, except perhaps Inferius>>17929
yes it is...>>17933
Reeeee! I wanted to fetch sticks with the filly>>17934
I was wondering how long it would take you to ask for that potion. The shackles would have been amazing, but I didn't think you'd sneak it past GM.>>17946>>17947
Food locations would have cutlery though, wouldn't they?
He wasn't penetrated, he was forcefully sat on.>cutlery
Not in the quantities that she's asking, she's already got a broom-closet full.And she shouldn't expect the majority of them to be 'melee-grade'
GM, what is the name of that magic field the mage extends?>>17949
Oh come on! Give him something less pleasant for that
What, for the >rape? Nah, context my dude. Troll either hadn't ever gotten any, or hadn't in a very long while. Here's this otherwise upstanding dude, obviously infatuated and spilling his spaghetti. She decided to both give him what he seemed to want, while also making him suffer for being awkward, but not in a way that would completely traumatize him (a little, but not a lot).
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I wanted to take her virginity. Oh well.
This is more or less a map of what the stadium should be like, although it may be smaller than its model. See that the concourses off to the side are huge, and the seating area is hugehttp://www.seats3d.com/nfl/denver_broncos/#/level_7/
TY. Don't expect that level of sophistication, but <blam>
Notice the site has information for each level of seating. Check out "suites" and "United Club."
Is the Entertron portable and it what way? Also, does it actually require input?
Checking in, I'll be ready at 1>>17951>suffer
Well it fucking worked
Oh gawd, you're going to reference seating areas in combat aren't you? K ~_~
The entertron is permanently fixed to the tower, and removing it will completely disable it (its linked to the field that operates the tower)>>17955
Your bad for saying "I love you" to a hoers named
Trollestia at virtually the outset of a date. Xp
"Walk it off!" can be heard from no direction in particular.
Maybe... And I still think that date went better than he deserved.>>17957
>>17958Is taking Tracy as a mount a stupid idea right now given your battle plans?
GM, do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
As for input, a single scrap of dna is all that is required.
For the proceeding fight, there will be 3 types of "out-of-commission". Down, Kill, and Splat. Down can be healed, Kill needs a revive, and Splat means Entertron only Thez could revive Splat, but then she becomes splat herself and that takes a LONG time to regenerate>>17957
Taylor Swift is rapidly becoming my favorite pop-culture figure
>>17961There's a cool thing I wanna do first, but it's welcomed after that point.>>17962>A single scrap of dna is all that is required.
Could that, hypothetically, be used for cloning?
Another thing to note, with all the modifiers, stats, tables and considerations I CAN GUARANTEE that I will make errors and mistakes. I will do my best, but I am more concerned with maintaining the flow of gameplay than making sure I remember each and every combat modifier or whatever. If I make a glaring mistake, please correct me and if its timely I can re-script the occurrence, and if it is not timely I will gladly make amends in the next occurrence. Also please don't issue too many commands at once, as both the variance of the auto-update, possible time lag of posts, and other considerations will likely make this tricky to keep an idea of sequence. Again, I will do my absolute best.
Would you mind having her present herself to be mounted?
"Get me closer! I want to hit him with my sword"
Also I want to know about cloning as well>>17964
The armor gives arcane spells a 30% failure chance right?
No. Think of it as an instant regeneration device, where any exterior surplus withers away>>17965
I think the plate. Possibly the magic chain mail as wellhttp://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Armor
Although if you want to fight on the ground with the sword, that works too, just give a position where I can use the shoes to get in and hit it with my sword
*inis rises from his coma*
Tracy is currently meditating as a Blackguard does in an undisclosed area and channeling wicked energies from the ongoing 4CC, as she prepares focuses her monstrous abilities for the imminent blood-orgy.
No, the chain was crafted specifically so to allow for the full movement of normal clothes (cuz otherise a duelist suffers when armored). Also, paladins cast divine spells, so no worries.
K, so I'm seeing Tracy, Trump, Infernius(?), Torcuil, Taylor (so many T's!), leaving Norfilly
Archane spells are disrupted by armor, except by Bards and Assassins who may wear light armor.
Paladins use divine spells anyway.
BTW, you do realize you're still wearing the dimensional shackles right?
Does anyone happen to know their armor classes?
Uh, best defense is a best offense?
What do mages use?>>17974
Take dimensional shackles off pony
Nord filly summoned
I think I calculated last night that mine is 30 and Tracy's is 19
>don't know what has happened as it was "too much" to read...
Whats an armor class?
Filly is asleep and random shit happened
Nerd shit. What kind of armor do you wear into battle?>>17979
Talking. And a literal blood bath
>>17981>yawns>still a bit groggy
"Good Morning... I think..">looks around>also check if I still have my sickle
chainmail i guess.
"Morning little one, want some candy?"
Lewds and explanations. Will give quick rundown in a minute>>17980
Thez walks in, the air shimmering around her from a variety of enchantments and a particularly strong evil aura.
"So I guess we're doing this then. Infernius or Torcuil, do you have any protection spells, particularly for Taylor and Norfilly?"
Tracy's was light (would've upgraded a while ago, but flying mounts can't fly with anything higher) hydra-skin barding, upgraded with the plates from giants' skulls. Did she have another does of vest oil?>>17980
It's basically degrees of armor heaviness/thickness. Higher class armor gives more protection, but also restricts mobility and spells.
Bards can cast spells in light armor without interference. Would Taylor have a studded leather jacket in her wardrobe?
"Do I want candy? Does the bear shit in the woods?"
"Good morning little one, how are you?">>17986
"Uh, I may have soeething for Norfilly, give me a minute
If you don't have bonus points for dexterity, you'll have an AC of 15. You might get as many as +2 for dexterity>>17986Do I have anything
No need for rundown. I assume my character don't know what has happened either. And not knowing IRL makes it easier to play ignorant.
"I'm fine. Dreamt about ponies. They were playing football and Elway was there. And he taught me football. And then we played football."
You do, but theirs is better>>17992
Trump took 'em off, he's got the keys.>>17993
Good start, but I was thinking Magic Vestment, and maybe Greater Magic Weapon
I could suggest more spells, but Thez doesn't know them so that would be bad
"Oh, those are the best dreams. The very best.
We'll be teaching a mage a thing or two about football in an hour or less"
Language young lady!!>>17987
I probably would.>>17990
I dont even know what my stats are.
me cast those too dont worry.
Thez pulls her mask out and places it over her face, assuming the form of Urri (a hide-scrap wearing hippy).>>18001
For Taylor I have a 9 Str, 15 Dex, 10 Con, 14 Int, 14 Wis, and 15 Cha.>>17995
For Norfilly I have a 10 Str, 12 Dex, 11 Con, 13 Int, 11 Wis, and 14 Cha
"Sorry">looks down at hoof and blush
Infernius should designate the tower for Word of Recall.
Studded leather gives you a +3 as well as a +2 for Dexterity, for an AC of 15>>18005
Why not the stadium concourse? It's a big stadium
"Awww, well I have a crude protection spell, but it should work">>18003>1 year old filly is stronger than Torc
RIP in peace Torc's pride
Well, whats left of it>>18004
"Oh its fine, just be a bit more careful"
GM, does the nerd have death spells? What kind of spells should I be concerned about here?
I just rolled it, besides I doubt you're going to be doing any strength checks or anything
"You only get half the candy now, And half after the fight."
Word of recall is an emergency spell. He could designate both, but that would use up both of his 6th level spells.
Of course he does. Protections and magic circles vs. Evil are strongly
i cast protection from evil on everyone.
You got me there>>18008
That just takes the fun out of it>irl picture of Mr. Snek
"Is Something funny? Why are you looking so smug?"
In your opinion, is Holy Sword, Dispel Evil, or Death Ward wiser for my level 4 spell?http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Spells
Infernius, get on this.
Also, be ready to flank allies with those boots and save them when the nerd spatters us.
You can omit Thez from spells, she's got herself covered
>>18016>just thinking about me being stronger than Taylor
"Reeee go to the corner and stay there untill we leave!"
AFK for about the next 10 minutes, recommending doing any last minute spell-prep, strategy, or w/e. Don't think you're sneaking up on 'em, that's my last tidbit of advice.
>>18023>eats 1/2 candy feeling the sugar rush
i cast word of recall on the concession stand in the stadium once we get there
Also I hum ominous scaring "those who are about to die" (the other ones)
Dont bards give combat bonuses when they perform?
Fucking hell, here we go>>18024
"Stay fairly close to me so I can make sure 'no step' is working."
You're an Earth pony, right? They're strong creatures.>tfw only 11 Char because your're a pale, sickly mare with exposed ribs, razor-sharp teeth, and subtle anthropomorphic-microchimerism.
How long can my Eagle's Splendor last?
I think I am an "purplish pegasus filly", at least that is how you say I look like.>tfw never seen a mirror
I Inspire heroics
Everyone gets a +4 to ac and plus 4 on saving throws.https://youtu.be/Ukg4NdjcpFU
I think you're accessing it via your blackguard levels, so only 2 minutes. That's 20 rounds though
I love you>>18032
I recommend you inspire heroics too
"Ah yes, something else"
Torc pulls out a staff with a golden snake head. he throws it down and it turns into a giant constrictor.
"This is Mr. Snek, he should be able to help you if you need"
Torc casts no step on Mr. Snek and gives him intructions to help norfilly unless asked otherwise.
"How do I do that?"
>tfw sapping energy from the ongoing 4CC>>18037
"Trump dont you have something to ask tracy?"
GM, I've got Torc's nnd Snek's stats with me so just ask if you don't remember.
Also, I may take a minute for my turns so just remember that
infernuis say we need a great meal before this fighthttps://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Heroes%27_Feast
If you're talking about what we discussed last night, that is going to have to wait. If you are talking about combat preperations, all I am asking her at this stage is that she get close enough to the enemy I can use her position to flank and attack the enemy with magic boots"
>>18039I want to do it during battle to be all dramatic n' shit. Also, muh special plan. Distract the cosplying nerd and his weird dog, at the beginning while Tracy sneaks in.
Yes, for specific song effects (more in a bit)>>18030
Pegasus I though>>18033
U n me both, Lenos' faggot and I are assembling a lathe as fast as possible>>18041
That's a good idea
>>18043He already said expect no sneak attacks. But sure, I will talk to the guy and try to get him to dismount
"Okay i can do that."
>>18045Tracy can hide in plain sight with her synergy of abilities. It'll only take a few seconds anyway.
>tfw 4CC energy is coursing through veins
H Y P E
GM, shortly before entering battle, I will be casting Protection from Evil on myself, Death Ward on myself, and Divine Favor
I think that gives me an AC of 30 to start, plus 4 from Tay, 4 from Nord Filly, 2 from Inferius, and 2 from me, for a total AC of 42
Actually, can our bards do that?>>18047
Just please get near him enough where I can use the boots to come in and hit him with my sword. All I want is to get close enough to hit him with my sword
I can be what you want me to be. I have no preferences either way. As I haven't seen myself you can mold me before we start.
Torc inspects the pistols before the party heads out>Artillery Luger was a pistol carbine for use by German Army artillerymen as a sort of early Personal Defense Weapon. It had a 200 mm (7.9 in) barrel, an 8-position tangent rear sight (calibrated to 800 meters (870 yd))
I guess Torc will be our sniper today, with a adition of spells outta nowhere
I'm going to recommend we all approach him from different sides
Ill help ive got my 44. remember?
Get close, but do use it
"I ain't gettin close"
>>18052>I can be what you want me to be.
I.. I.. Don't tempt me!
"That's why I asked her
. But do be conscious you have a short-medium range Ice shooting pistol, not a rifle"
>tfw ebil 4CC energy wells up inside
Tracy looks super-cute in that picture
She's at her best on the field.
"Its a football feild, itll be fine."
Torc drapes Mr. Snek on him
"Well, when oo we leave?"
GM, make a new thread with fewer replies so Tourcil can actually participate in the battle. Also, thread theme for ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
Copy that, last thread crashed my browser. I'm about 30 posts behind, but almost fully done (this is more difficult than I thought)
Feel free to finish prep, I'm so almost done
I'm going to repeat what I said in >>18051
, activated as soon as the mage is in contact. Although confirm and check the bard effects
Also, can the boots work while mounted?
Call Mount. Mount Fae
Can I get some pony-fitted rubber cleats, if that's not too much?
Also, drape a purple 4CC shirt over the light armor.>tfw 4CC /mlp/ game was hawt as fuck