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Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
549 replies and 42 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17973
17976
>>17965
Archane spells are disrupted by armor, except by Bards and Assassins who may wear light armor.
Paladins use divine spells anyway.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17974
17975 17976 17977 17978 17980 17987 17992
>>17971
BTW, you do realize you're still wearing the dimensional shackles right?
Does anyone happen to know their armor classes?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17975
>>17974
Uh, best defense is a best offense?

Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17976
>>17973
What do mages use?

>>17974
Take dimensional shackles off pony

Nord filly summoned
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17977
>>17974
I think I calculated last night that mine is 30 and Tracy's is 19
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17978
>>17974
uh 4?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17979
17981 17982 17986
>wakes up
>don't know what has happened as it was "too much" to read...
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17980
17982 17986 17987
>>17974
Whats an armor class?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17981
17983
>>17979
Filly is asleep and random shit happened
Welcome back
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17982
17984
>>17980
Nerd shit. What kind of armor do you wear into battle?

>>17979
Talking. And a literal blood bath
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17983
17985 17989
>>17981
>yawns
>still a bit groggy
"Good Morning... I think.."
>looks around
>also check if I still have my sickle
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17984
17990
>>17982
chainmail i guess.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17985
17988
>>17983
"Morning little one, want some candy?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17986
17989 17990 17991 17993
>>17979
Lewds and explanations. Will give quick rundown in a minute
>>17980
Thez walks in, the air shimmering around her from a variety of enchantments and a particularly strong evil aura.
"So I guess we're doing this then. Infernius or Torcuil, do you have any protection spells, particularly for Taylor and Norfilly?"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17987
18001
>>17974
Tracy's was light (would've upgraded a while ago, but flying mounts can't fly with anything higher) hydra-skin barding, upgraded with the plates from giants' skulls. Did she have another does of vest oil?
>>17980
Nerdy crap.
It's basically degrees of armor heaviness/thickness. Higher class armor gives more protection, but also restricts mobility and spells.
Bards can cast spells in light armor without interference. Would Taylor have a studded leather jacket in her wardrobe?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17988
18001
>>17985
"Do I want candy? Does the bear shit in the woods?"
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17989
17995
>>17983
"Good morning little one, how are you?"
>>17986
"Uh, I may have soeething for Norfilly, give me a minute
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17990
17996 18001
>>17984
If you don't have bonus points for dexterity, you'll have an AC of 15. You might get as many as +2 for dexterity

>>17986
Do I have anything
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17991
17996 18007
>>17986
No need for rundown. I assume my character don't know what has happened either. And not knowing IRL makes it easier to play ignorant.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17992
17994 17996
>>17974
Pls gib key...
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17993
17996
>>17986
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Shield_Other
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17994
>>17992
*unshackles pony*
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17995
17998 18003 18007
>>17989
"I'm fine. Dreamt about ponies. They were playing football and Elway was there. And he taught me football. And then we played football."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17996
18002
>>17991
Fair enough
>>17990
You do, but theirs is better
>>17992
Trump took 'em off, he's got the keys.
>>17993
Good start, but I was thinking Magic Vestment, and maybe Greater Magic Weapon
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17997
18005
I could suggest more spells, but Thez doesn't know them so that would be bad
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17998
>>17995
"Oh, those are the best dreams. The very best.

We'll be teaching a mage a thing or two about football in an hour or less"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18001
18003 18004 18006
>>17988
Language young lady!!
>>17987
I probably would.
>>17990
I dont even know what my stats are.
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18002
>>17996
me cast those too dont worry.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18003
18006 18007
Thez pulls her mask out and places it over her face, assuming the form of Urri (a hide-scrap wearing hippy).
>>18001
For Taylor I have a 9 Str, 15 Dex, 10 Con, 14 Int, 14 Wis, and 15 Cha.
>>17995
For Norfilly I have a 10 Str, 12 Dex, 11 Con, 13 Int, 11 Wis, and 14 Cha
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18004
18007 18010
>>18001
"Sorry"
>looks down at hoof and blush
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18005
18006
>>17997
Infernius should designate the tower for Word of Recall.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18006
18011
>>18003
>>18001
Studded leather gives you a +3 as well as a +2 for Dexterity, for an AC of 15

>>18005
Why not the stadium concourse? It's a big stadium
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18007
18009
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>>17991
Smart
>>17995
"Awww, well I have a crude protection spell, but it should work"
>>18003
>1 year old filly is stronger than Torc
RIP in peace Torc's pride
Well, whats left of it
>>18004
"Oh its fine, just be a bit more careful"


Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18008
18012 18015
GM, does the nerd have death spells? What kind of spells should I be concerned about here?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18009
18015
>>18007
I just rolled it, besides I doubt you're going to be doing any strength checks or anything
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18010
18014
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>>18004
"You only get half the candy now, And half after the fight."
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18011
18017
>>18006
Word of recall is an emergency spell. He could designate both, but that would use up both of his 6th level spells.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18012
18013 18018
>>18008
Of course he does. Protections and magic circles vs. Evil are strongly advised
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18013
18019 18020
>>18012
i cast protection from evil on everyone.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18014
18016
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>>18010
"O-okay"
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18015
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>>18009
You got me there
>>18008
That just takes the fun out of it

>irl picture of Mr. Snek
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18016
18021
>>18014
"Is Something funny? Why are you looking so smug?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18017
>>18011
In your opinion, is Holy Sword, Dispel Evil, or Death Ward wiser for my level 4 spell?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Spells
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18018
18020
>>18012
Infernius, get on this.
Also, be ready to flank allies with those boots and save them when the nerd spatters us.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18019
>>18013
You can omit Thez from spells, she's got herself covered
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18020
>>18013
>>18018

Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18021
18022 18030
>>18016
>just thinking about me being stronger than Taylor
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18022
>>18021
"Reeee go to the corner and stay there untill we leave!"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18023
18024 18025 18026 18027 18028 18031
AFK for about the next 10 minutes, recommending doing any last minute spell-prep, strategy, or w/e. Don't think you're sneaking up on 'em, that's my last tidbit of advice.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18024
18026 18028
>>18023
>eats 1/2 candy feeling the sugar rush
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18025
18044
>>18023
i cast word of recall on the concession stand in the stadium once we get there
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18026
>>18023
>>18024
Also I hum ominous scaring "those who are about to die" (the other ones)
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18027
18044
>>18023
Dont bards give combat bonuses when they perform?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18028
18029
>>18023
Fucking hell, here we go
>>18024
"Stay fairly close to me so I can make sure 'no step' is working."
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18029
18036
>>18028
"Okay. Will do!"

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18030
18032 18044 18052
>>18021
You're an Earth pony, right? They're strong creatures.
>tfw only 11 Char because your're a pale, sickly mare with exposed ribs, razor-sharp teeth, and subtle anthropomorphic-microchimerism.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18031
18034
>>18023
How long can my Eagle's Splendor last?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18032
18035
>>18030
I think I am an "purplish pegasus filly", at least that is how you say I look like.
>tfw never seen a mirror
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18033
18035 18044
I Inspire heroics
Everyone gets a +4 to ac and plus 4 on saving throws.
https://youtu.be/Ukg4NdjcpFU
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18034
>>18031
I think you're accessing it via your blackguard levels, so only 2 minutes. That's 20 rounds though
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18035
18037 18039
>>18033
I love you

>>18032
I recommend you inspire heroics too
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18036
>>18029
"Ah yes, something else"
Torc pulls out a staff with a golden snake head. he throws it down and it turns into a giant constrictor.
"This is Mr. Snek, he should be able to help you if you need"
Torc casts no step on Mr. Snek and gives him intructions to help norfilly unless asked otherwise.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18037
18038
>>18035
"How do I do that?"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18038
18039 18048
830555__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>tfw sapping energy from the ongoing 4CC
>>18037
Look cute.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18039
18042 18043
>>18035
>>18038
"Trump dont you have something to ask tracy?"
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18040
18044
GM, I've got Torc's nnd Snek's stats with me so just ask if you don't remember.
Also, I may take a minute for my turns so just remember that
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18041
18044
infernuis say we need a great meal before this fight
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Heroes%27_Feast
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18042
>>18039
If you're talking about what we discussed last night, that is going to have to wait. If you are talking about combat preperations, all I am asking her at this stage is that she get close enough to the enemy I can use her position to flank and attack the enemy with magic boots"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18043
18045 18046
>>18039
I want to do it during battle to be all dramatic n' shit. Also, muh special plan. Distract the cosplying nerd and his weird dog, at the beginning while Tracy sneaks in.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18044
18051 18052 18053
>>18025
Noted
>>18027
Yes, for specific song effects (more in a bit)
>>18030
Pegasus I though
>>18033
#winning
>>18040
U n me both, Lenos' faggot and I are assembling a lathe as fast as possible
>>18041
That's a good idea

Almost done
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18045
18047
>>18043
He already said expect no sneak attacks. But sure, I will talk to the guy and try to get him to dismount
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18046
>>18043
"Okay i can do that."
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18047
18051
>>18045
Tracy can hide in plain sight with her synergy of abilities. It'll only take a few seconds anyway.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18048
>>18038
>doing my best to look cute
https://youtu.be/F5CfOfX0Xls
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18049
18050
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>tfw 4CC energy is coursing through veins
H Y P E
Y
P
E
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18050
1500429701391.gif
>>18049

Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18051
>>18044
GM, shortly before entering battle, I will be casting Protection from Evil on myself, Death Ward on myself, and Divine Favor

I think that gives me an AC of 30 to start, plus 4 from Tay, 4 from Nord Filly, 2 from Inferius, and 2 from me, for a total AC of 42

Actually, can our bards do that?

>>18047
Just please get near him enough where I can use the boots to come in and hit him with my sword. All I want is to get close enough to hit him with my sword
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18052
18058 18059
>>18044
>>18030
I can be what you want me to be. I have no preferences either way. As I haven't seen myself you can mold me before we start.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18053
18055
>>18044
>lathe
Nice
Torc inspects the pistols before the party heads out
>Artillery Luger was a pistol carbine for use by German Army artillerymen as a sort of early Personal Defense Weapon. It had a 200 mm (7.9 in) barrel, an 8-position tangent rear sight (calibrated to 800 meters (870 yd))
I guess Torc will be our sniper today, with a adition of spells outta nowhere
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18054
I'm going to recommend we all approach him from different sides
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18055
18056
>>18053
Ill help ive got my 44. remember?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18056
18057
>>18055
Get close, but do use it
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18057
18061
>>18056
"I ain't gettin close"
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18058
18060
>>18052
me cast https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Shield_of_Faith nordfilly gets +2 ac
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18059
Spoilered
>>18052
>I can be what you want me to be.
I.. I.. Don't tempt me!
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18060
>>18058
wait +4
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18061
18066
>>18057
"That's why I asked her. But do be conscious you have a short-medium range Ice shooting pistol, not a rifle"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18062
18063 18067
1510426277061.png
>tfw ebil 4CC energy wells up inside
Giddy up!
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18063
18064 18065
>>18062
Tracy looks super-cute in that picture
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18064
1510420517625-0.png
>>18063
She's at her best on the field.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18065
>>18063
This.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18066
18069
>>18061
"Its a football feild, itll be fine."
Torc drapes Mr. Snek on him
"Well, when oo we leave?"
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18067
File (hide): 4A4031188B6B8236B19FE324E7ED8DC2-34855350.mp4 (33.2 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:03:50, Giddy up.mp4) [play once] [loop]
Giddy up.mp4
>>18062

Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18068
18070
GM, make a new thread with fewer replies so Tourcil can actually participate in the battle. Also, thread theme for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18069
>>18066
soon.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18070
18073
>>18068
Copy that, last thread crashed my browser. I'm about 30 posts behind, but almost fully done (this is more difficult than I thought)
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18072
18079
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/18071.html
Feel free to finish prep, I'm so almost done
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18073
>>18070
I'm going to repeat what I said in >>18051, activated as soon as the mage is in contact. Although confirm and check the bard effects

Also, can the boots work while mounted?

Call Mount. Mount Fae

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18079
18094
1510426158832.png
>>18072
Can I get some pony-fitted rubber cleats, if that's not too much?
Also, drape a purple 4CC shirt over the light armor.
>tfw 4CC /mlp/ game was hawt as fuck
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18094
>>18079
It is too much