Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
>>17965Archane spells are disrupted by armor, except by Bards and Assassins who may wear light armor.
Paladins use divine spells anyway.
>>17971BTW, you do realize you're still wearing the dimensional shackles right?
Does anyone happen to know their armor classes?
>>17974Uh, best defense is a best offense?
>>17973What do mages use?
>>17974Take dimensional shackles off pony
Nord filly summoned
>>17974I think I calculated last night that mine is 30 and Tracy's is 19
>wakes up
>don't know what has happened as it was "too much" to read...
>>17979Filly is asleep and random shit happened
Welcome back
>>17980Nerd shit. What kind of armor do you wear into battle?
>>17979Talking. And a literal blood bath
>>17981>yawns>still a bit groggy"Good Morning... I think.."
>looks around>also check if I still have my sickle
>>17983"Morning little one, want some candy?"
>>17979Lewds and explanations. Will give quick rundown in a minute
>>17980Thez walks in, the air shimmering around her from a variety of enchantments and a particularly strong evil aura.
"So I guess we're doing this then. Infernius or Torcuil, do you have any protection spells, particularly for Taylor and Norfilly?"
>>17974Tracy's was light (would've upgraded a while ago, but flying mounts can't fly with anything higher) hydra-skin barding, upgraded with the plates from giants' skulls. Did she have another does of vest oil?
>>17980Nerdy crap.
It's basically degrees of armor heaviness/thickness. Higher class armor gives more protection, but also restricts mobility and spells.
Bards can cast spells in light armor without interference. Would Taylor have a studded leather jacket in her wardrobe?
>>17985"Do I want candy? Does the bear shit in the woods?"
>>17983"Good morning little one, how are you?"
>>17986"Uh, I may have soeething for Norfilly, give me a minute
>>17984If you don't have bonus points for dexterity, you'll have an AC of 15. You might get as many as +2 for dexterity
>>17986Do I have anything
>>17986No need for rundown. I assume my character don't know what has happened either. And not knowing IRL makes it easier to play ignorant.
>>17989"I'm fine. Dreamt about ponies. They were playing football and Elway was there. And he taught me football. And then we played football."
>>17991Fair enough
>>17990You do, but theirs is better
>>17992Trump took 'em off, he's got the keys.
>>17993Good start, but I was thinking Magic Vestment, and maybe Greater Magic Weapon
I could suggest more spells, but Thez doesn't know them so that would be bad
>>17995"Oh, those are the best dreams. The very best.
We'll be teaching a mage a thing or two about football in an hour or less"
>>17988Language young lady!!
>>17987I probably would.
>>17990I dont even know what my stats are.
>>17996me cast those too dont worry.
Thez pulls her mask out and places it over her face, assuming the form of Urri (a hide-scrap wearing hippy).
>>18001For Taylor I have a 9 Str, 15 Dex, 10 Con, 14 Int, 14 Wis, and 15 Cha.
>>17995For Norfilly I have a 10 Str, 12 Dex, 11 Con, 13 Int, 11 Wis, and 14 Cha
>>17997Infernius should designate the tower for Word of Recall.
>>18003>>18001Studded leather gives you a +3 as well as a +2 for Dexterity, for an AC of 15
>>18005Why not the stadium concourse? It's a big stadium
>>17991Smart
>>17995"Awww, well I have a crude protection spell, but it should work"
>>18003>1 year old filly is stronger than TorcRIP in peace Torc's pride
Well, whats left of it
>>18004"Oh its fine, just be a bit more careful"
GM, does the nerd have death spells? What kind of spells should I be concerned about here?
>>18007I just rolled it, besides I doubt you're going to be doing any strength checks or anything
>>18004"You only get half the candy now, And half after the fight."
>>18006Word of recall is an emergency spell. He could designate both, but that would use up both of his 6th level spells.
>>18008Of course he does. Protections and magic circles vs. Evil are
strongly advised
>>18012i cast protection from evil on everyone.
>>18009You got me there
>>18008That just takes the fun out of it
>irl picture of Mr. Snek
>>18014"Is Something funny? Why are you looking so smug?"
>>18011In your opinion, is Holy Sword, Dispel Evil, or Death Ward wiser for my level 4 spell?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Spells
>>18012Infernius, get on this.
Also, be ready to flank allies with those boots and save them when the nerd spatters us.
>>18013You can omit Thez from spells, she's got herself covered
>>18021"Reeee go to the corner and stay there untill we leave!"
AFK for about the next 10 minutes, recommending doing any last minute spell-prep, strategy, or w/e. Don't think you're sneaking up on 'em, that's my last tidbit of advice.
>>18023i cast word of recall on the concession stand in the stadium once we get there
>>18023>>18024Also I hum ominous scaring "those who are about to die" (the other ones)
>>18023Dont bards give combat bonuses when they perform?
>>18023Fucking hell, here we go
>>18024"Stay fairly close to me so I can make sure 'no step' is working."
>>18021You're an Earth pony, right? They're strong creatures.
>tfw only 11 Char because your're a pale, sickly mare with exposed ribs, razor-sharp teeth, and subtle anthropomorphic-microchimerism.
>>18023How long can my Eagle's Splendor last?
>>18030I think I am an "purplish pegasus filly", at least that is how you say I look like.
>tfw never seen a mirror
I Inspire heroics
Everyone gets a +4 to ac and plus 4 on saving throws.
https://youtu.be/Ukg4NdjcpFU
>>18031I think you're accessing it via your blackguard levels, so only 2 minutes. That's 20 rounds though
>>18033I love you
>>18032I recommend you inspire heroics too
>>18029"Ah yes, something else"
Torc pulls out a staff with a golden snake head. he throws it down and it turns into a giant constrictor.
"This is Mr. Snek, he should be able to help you if you need"
Torc casts no step on Mr. Snek and gives him intructions to help norfilly unless asked otherwise.
>>18035>>18038"Trump dont you have something to ask tracy?"
GM, I've got Torc's nnd Snek's stats with me so just ask if you don't remember.
Also, I may take a minute for my turns so just remember that
infernuis say we need a great meal before this fight
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Heroes%27_Feast
>>18039If you're talking about what we discussed last night, that is going to have to wait. If you are talking about combat preperations, all I am asking her at this stage is that she get close enough to the enemy I can use her position to flank and attack the enemy with magic boots"
>>18025Noted
>>18027Yes, for specific song effects (more in a bit)
>>18030Pegasus I though
>>18033#winning
>>18040U n me both, Lenos' faggot and I are assembling a lathe as fast as possible
>>18041That's a good idea
Almost done
>tfw 4CC energy is coursing through veins
H Y P E
Y
P
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>>18044GM, shortly before entering battle, I will be casting Protection from Evil on myself, Death Ward on myself, and Divine Favor
I think that gives me an AC of 30 to start, plus 4 from Tay, 4 from Nord Filly, 2 from Inferius, and 2 from me, for a total AC of 42
Actually, can our bards do that?
>>18047Just please get near him enough where I can use the boots to come in and hit him with my sword. All I want is to get close enough to hit him with my sword
>>18044>>18030I can be what you want me to be. I have no preferences either way. As I haven't seen myself you can mold me before we start.
>>18044>latheNice
Torc inspects the pistols before the party heads out
>Artillery Luger was a pistol carbine for use by German Army artillerymen as a sort of early Personal Defense Weapon. It had a 200 mm (7.9 in) barrel, an 8-position tangent rear sight (calibrated to 800 meters (870 yd)) I guess Torc will be our sniper today, with a adition of spells outta nowhere
I'm going to recommend we all approach him from different sides
>>18053Ill help ive got my 44. remember?
>>18057"That's why I asked
her. But do be conscious you have a short-medium range Ice shooting pistol, not a rifle"
>tfw ebil 4CC energy wells up inside
Giddy up!
>>18062Tracy looks super-cute in that picture
>>18063She's at her best on the field.
>>18061"Its a football feild, itll be fine."
Torc drapes Mr. Snek on him
"Well, when oo we leave?"
GM, make a new thread with fewer replies so Tourcil can actually participate in the battle. Also, thread theme for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>>18068Copy that, last thread crashed my browser. I'm about 30 posts behind, but almost fully done (this is more difficult than I thought)
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/18071.htmlFeel free to finish prep, I'm so almost done
>>18070I'm going to repeat what I said in
>>18051, activated as soon as the mage is in contact. Although confirm and check the bard effects
Also, can the boots work while mounted?
Call Mount. Mount Fae
>>18072Can I get some pony-fitted rubber cleats, if that's not too much?
Also, drape a purple 4CC shirt over the light armor.
>tfw 4CC /mlp/ game was hawt as fuck