Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
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>>18083
You get limited spells per day. A Bard's spell-casting ability is pretty limited.
GM should explain what you need to know later.
You get limited spells per day. A Bard's spell-casting ability is pretty limited.
GM should explain what you need to know later.
>>18084
I'm assuming she starts with around 6 levels in Bard? I think that means she can access through the third spell casting level
I'm assuming she starts with around 6 levels in Bard? I think that means she can access through the third spell casting level
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Finished setting up, just discussing details. Sorry fam, I thought this was gonna be later in the day. We're trying to setup a business venture, and today's setup is an essential part.
>>18095
Take your time. IRL business is more important. And we got 4cc game to entertain us with while we "wait".
Take your time. IRL business is more important. And we got 4cc game to entertain us with while we "wait".
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K. Back for good, all is sorted
I have Taylor as a lvl 10, and Norfilly as level 4 (consequence of being 1 y/o)
I have Taylor as a lvl 10, and Norfilly as level 4 (consequence of being 1 y/o)
>>18112
What spells do I know?
Do I know all up to level 4 in this list
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
What spells do I know?
Do I know all up to level 4 in this list
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
>>18110
Yes. You're pretty limited though. Level 2 black guard if you chose. Only 1 first level spell
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/blackguard.htm
>>18114
Calling mount. Do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
Yes. You're pretty limited though. Level 2 black guard if you chose. Only 1 first level spell
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/blackguard.htm
>>18114
Calling mount. Do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
>>18113
You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
>>18115
Depends on how far you're traveling. If you're flying through the air, I'd say no, if you're nearby or on the ground, yes.
Depends on how far you're traveling. If you're flying through the air, I'd say no, if you're nearby or on the ground, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>18051
Technically spell bonuses don't stack, so it'd only be +4 and +2 respectively, but I'll allow the 42 cuz I made you wait.
>18051
Technically spell bonuses don't stack, so it'd only be +4 and +2 respectively, but I'll allow the 42 cuz I made you wait.
>>18114
Is there an easy way for me to look up what I know. Or should I just try and see what works.
>>18116
what is the "to have available" is it that I should choose 6 of the 0lvl spells that I would know (and the others I will not know at all until perhaps level up), and I would be able to cast 3 spells a day from this selection of 6
>sorry for asking dumb question
Is there an easy way for me to look up what I know. Or should I just try and see what works.
>>18116
what is the "to have available" is it that I should choose 6 of the 0lvl spells that I would know (and the others I will not know at all until perhaps level up), and I would be able to cast 3 spells a day from this selection of 6
>sorry for asking dumb question
So given the circumstances I have Trump with a 42 AC.
Infernius and Tracy are probably more like 30's, Taylor and Filly are gonna probably be low 20's and upper teens respectively, Torcuil also in the low 20's.
Corrections? Additions?
Infernius and Tracy are probably more like 30's, Taylor and Filly are gonna probably be low 20's and upper teens respectively, Torcuil also in the low 20's.
Corrections? Additions?
>I've missed everything because wifi went out
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>>18117
Fae (or any other mount) recieves a spell resistance of 20 right? Also, make the spells (protection from Evil, Deathward) I have applied to myself apply to her as well
(If tracy were taken as a mount before entering battle, she could have deathward apply to her when she is standing next to me)
>>18121
I think those numbers are generous, but I am not protesting
Fae (or any other mount) recieves a spell resistance of 20 right? Also, make the spells (protection from Evil, Deathward) I have applied to myself apply to her as well
(If tracy were taken as a mount before entering battle, she could have deathward apply to her when she is standing next to me)
>>18121
I think those numbers are generous, but I am not protesting
Thez looks worried.
"This is going to be brutal everyone. I can guarantee many will die, but we can fix them. I've got the stick, and I or Infernius (or Torcuil) should be able to warp them back to the entertron. Avoid grouping up, that'll only allow for easier targets. The Terrasque is stupid, but massive and ridiculously strong, and Kefka,... well I can't say what he's capable of, but he'll probably be the more difficult of the two. Taking down the Terrasque is one thing, keeping it down is another," she sighs. "I don't know what I was thinking, but unless we do this there can be no Football."
"This is going to be brutal everyone. I can guarantee many will die, but we can fix them. I've got the stick, and I or Infernius (or Torcuil) should be able to warp them back to the entertron. Avoid grouping up, that'll only allow for easier targets. The Terrasque is stupid, but massive and ridiculously strong, and Kefka,... well I can't say what he's capable of, but he'll probably be the more difficult of the two. Taking down the Terrasque is one thing, keeping it down is another," she sighs. "I don't know what I was thinking, but unless we do this there can be no Football."
>>18127
Okay, but does this guy have touch activated Death Spells? I do want to know if my one level 4 should really be spent on death ward, or on Dispell Evil?
Okay, but does this guy have touch activated Death Spells? I do want to know if my one level 4 should really be spent on death ward, or on Dispell Evil?
>>18124
>>18128
Spells to have available
0-Level
Dancing Lights: Creates torches or other lights.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Mending: Makes minor repairs on an object.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.
Open/Close: Opens or closes small or light things.
Read Magic: Read scrolls and spellbooks.
1-Level
Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
Detect Secret Doors: Reveals hidden doors within 60 ft.
Identify M: Determines properties of magic item.
2-Level
Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
Summon Monster II: Calls extraplanar creature to fight for you.
>hope I did it right
>>18128
Spells to have available
0-Level
Dancing Lights: Creates torches or other lights.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Mending: Makes minor repairs on an object.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.
Open/Close: Opens or closes small or light things.
Read Magic: Read scrolls and spellbooks.
1-Level
Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
Detect Secret Doors: Reveals hidden doors within 60 ft.
Identify M: Determines properties of magic item.
2-Level
Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
Summon Monster II: Calls extraplanar creature to fight for you.
>hope I did it right
"Bob, where are you at?"
"Swift defeat to my enemies," can be heard from the rafters, and an arrow streaks down, pulling the bow to 'clackity' against the ground.
"Infernius, you'll want to have Uatchit ready. If she gets smote, you'll need to locate the fly sculpture and she can be re-summoned."
"Swift defeat to my enemies," can be heard from the rafters, and an arrow streaks down, pulling the bow to 'clackity' against the ground.
"Infernius, you'll want to have Uatchit ready. If she gets smote, you'll need to locate the fly sculpture and she can be re-summoned."
>>18131
See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UucXz3ZGmF4
>>18134
>>18128
>>18125
Please, everyone, approach the Mage from a different direction. It's a massive stadium. Very easy to flank him
See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UucXz3ZGmF4
>>18134
>>18128
>>18125
Please, everyone, approach the Mage from a different direction. It's a massive stadium. Very easy to flank him
"As soon as we enter the area, the Terrasque will respond, and will undoubtably wake Kefka. I recommend a circular flank."
>>18140
Also small question if I do a Mending spell on 1/2 candy I got will it become whole?
So if I get 1/2 now, mend it I get to eat a whole candy, and when I get the other 1/2 later I get to eat another whole candy...
Also small question if I do a Mending spell on 1/2 candy I got will it become whole?
So if I get 1/2 now, mend it I get to eat a whole candy, and when I get the other 1/2 later I get to eat another whole candy...
Tracy drapes her cloak over herself and simulates her plans in her head.
>>18141
Tracy already did that: the nerd is sleeping and waiting for his lunch money, while his pet relieves itself all over the stadium.
>>18141
Tracy already did that: the nerd is sleeping and waiting for his lunch money, while his pet relieves itself all over the stadium.
>>18142
me not engage me just go to see what happening before we walk in, me want to make sure we not walk into a trap."
me not engage me just go to see what happening before we walk in, me want to make sure we not walk into a trap."
"I'll,... I'll draw their attention. When they come at me, that's when everyone should emerge."
>stealth
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Rules:Spells%20by%20Level#content
GM, up to what lvl spells can Torc use.
>still trying to think of good meme spells but can't
GM, up to what lvl spells can Torc use.
>still trying to think of good meme spells but can't
>>18150
GM, can we take advantage of the concrete concourses and seating areas? Those should make it harder to spot and harder to follow by the tarrasque. Easier to retreat into
GM, can we take advantage of the concrete concourses and seating areas? Those should make it harder to spot and harder to follow by the tarrasque. Easier to retreat into
>>18149
"Thank you for reminding me." I'm gonna cinematic this for ease. Thez steals the infini-bandage and wraps her torso. Then, she plunges her hand into Infernius' gut, rummages around, and pulls out the regen stone. As his knees buckle, she puts the white-gold ring on his finger and taps him with the stick, causing a gout of blood to erupt from her stomach, and all his damage is reversed. Still bleeding, she kisses him (cuz now they're at face level). "I know. I love you too."
>>18153
7th level mage/cleric spells.
>>18154
As cover, yes. For hiding, no. Terrasque has scent sense.
"Thank you for reminding me." I'm gonna cinematic this for ease. Thez steals the infini-bandage and wraps her torso. Then, she plunges her hand into Infernius' gut, rummages around, and pulls out the regen stone. As his knees buckle, she puts the white-gold ring on his finger and taps him with the stick, causing a gout of blood to erupt from her stomach, and all his damage is reversed. Still bleeding, she kisses him (cuz now they're at face level). "I know. I love you too."
>>18153
7th level mage/cleric spells.
>>18154
As cover, yes. For hiding, no. Terrasque has scent sense.
>>18156
"I just want to state for the record that I think we should have paid the guy off and waited"
"I just want to state for the record that I think we should have paid the guy off and waited"
Alright folks, pick your starting positions. Any last requests additions?
>>18160
Does Tracy have any vest oil left?
Sneak in with maxed stealth and ether, and approach the Tarrasque's body from behind or around it's abdomen.
Does Tracy have any vest oil left?
Sneak in with maxed stealth and ether, and approach the Tarrasque's body from behind or around it's abdomen.
Can I cast any 2lvl spells?
>You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
>You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
>>18166
>ethereal
Okay good. "Don't jump 'back in' until it's attention is diverted. You'll know."
There will be a short dialogue before actual combat.
>ethereal
Okay good. "Don't jump 'back in' until it's attention is diverted. You'll know."
There will be a short dialogue before actual combat.
Are there any greatswords or battleaxes in the tower?
Also, can Tracy attatch weapons to the end of her chain?
Also, can Tracy attatch weapons to the end of her chain?
>>18179
Trump i have a plan hes obviously here for a reason im going to trick him into thinking im a traveling minstral.
Trump i have a plan hes obviously here for a reason im going to trick him into thinking im a traveling minstral.
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>>18182
Alright then. Probably should take the opposite end zone. Away team
>>18183
This guy is the Joker. He cannot be bullied, bartered, reasoned or negotiated with. I assure you, if I thought I could talk him down, I would. Either way, wait until we see how he responds to Thez. She's a level 48, and you're a 10
\r
Alright then. Probably should take the opposite end zone. Away team
>>18183
This guy is the Joker. He cannot be bullied, bartered, reasoned or negotiated with. I assure you, if I thought I could talk him down, I would. Either way, wait until we see how he responds to Thez. She's a level 48, and you're a 10
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Please generally indicate where characters plan on entering the stadium from.
>>18186
Torc will fly to that white box thing by the bronco logo (top left)
What is that?
>prepares to project image
Torc will fly to that white box thing by the bronco logo (top left)
What is that?
>prepares to project image
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>>18186
Pic related, mounted on Fae but she is on the ground.
>>18188
"Tracy, if you could spare an acid resistance potion - please tell me you made them - please give me one"
>>18190
Can I blue-suede to Tracy's position after she exposes herself?
>>18187
Just approach from a side position and be ready to cast spells or to shoot at him, or attack with axe if necessary. This will be a hard battle. Very hard
Pic related, mounted on Fae but she is on the ground.
>>18188
"Tracy, if you could spare an acid resistance potion - please tell me you made them - please give me one"
>>18190
Can I blue-suede to Tracy's position after she exposes herself?
>>18187
Just approach from a side position and be ready to cast spells or to shoot at him, or attack with axe if necessary. This will be a hard battle. Very hard
>>18194
Rough area? North, northwest, etc?
I need Infernius' position (advise flying in when 'signal')
Rough area? North, northwest, etc?
I need Infernius' position (advise flying in when 'signal')
Also, wait for noise/music to start before advancing, so the dog's attention id diverted.
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This look about right?
The red circle is the dog (easier than typing out Terrasque every time)
>>18201
"Wait for the purple beam." Thez says. "Lenos, raise elevation and move the tower over the 50 yard line.
"Wait for the purple beam." Thez says. "Lenos, raise elevation and move the tower over the 50 yard line.
>>18198
GM, did the spells Inferius and the Bards cast earlier give advantages on the attack roll? With the Sad Alex magic water filter my strength modifier should now be +3 for a +18 with no spells, plus "Divine Favor" which adds either +3 or +5 to attack AND damage rolls. Strength should add +4 to damage rolls
>>18202
I wish we had more on the sides, but okay
>>18205
Stadiums are huge. A tarrasque is like 70 feet
GM, did the spells Inferius and the Bards cast earlier give advantages on the attack roll? With the Sad Alex magic water filter my strength modifier should now be +3 for a +18 with no spells, plus "Divine Favor" which adds either +3 or +5 to attack AND damage rolls. Strength should add +4 to damage rolls
>>18202
I wish we had more on the sides, but okay
>>18205
Stadiums are huge. A tarrasque is like 70 feet
>>18206
"Our main advantages is that there's only two of them, and he's probably going to underestimate us. Our disadvantages are,... its the fucking dog, and I don't know what Kefka is capable of. When last we met, he was able to cast "Wish", and I don't know what he's done since."
"Our main advantages is that there's only two of them, and he's probably going to underestimate us. Our disadvantages are,... its the fucking dog, and I don't know what Kefka is capable of. When last we met, he was able to cast "Wish", and I don't know what he's done since."
"I can get everyone inside the Stadium either to their positions or near-abouts without them noticing, but anyone stepping on or near the field will become lunchmeat if its not coordinated."
>>18210
"Please set me in a recessed concrete entrance way, so I am not immediately visible, but may enter the seating area"
"Please set me in a recessed concrete entrance way, so I am not immediately visible, but may enter the seating area"
>>18213
"I don't know where he'll be, that's why I plan to draw him out."
>>18215
"No, just a powerful sorcerer afaik," she says, but isn't entirely convinced of it.
>>18211
Soon, finishing touches. Sorry its taking so long, but its gonna be fuggin nuts when it happens. I'm gonna be scrambling to map and depict everything, starting points and such are essential for this.
>>18217
"You got it."
Trollestia emerges from the stables. "I'm coming too."
"I don't know where he'll be, that's why I plan to draw him out."
>>18215
"No, just a powerful sorcerer afaik," she says, but isn't entirely convinced of it.
>>18211
Soon, finishing touches. Sorry its taking so long, but its gonna be fuggin nuts when it happens. I'm gonna be scrambling to map and depict everything, starting points and such are essential for this.
>>18217
"You got it."
Trollestia emerges from the stables. "I'm coming too."
... Infernius did remember to Hallow the football field, right?
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Where do all the trips keep going?!
Oh quit your whining. We all know the GETs would have been had
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Symbol#h-Symbol
This, this will be used tonight.
Sorry trump, you won't like it though
This, this will be used tonight.
Sorry trump, you won't like it though
>>18239
You'll see when it's cast
Sidenote: Infernius, and Torc and revive people since it is a lvl 7 clerical spell
You'll see when it's cast
Sidenote: Infernius, and Torc and revive people since it is a lvl 7 clerical spell
>>18241
>Literally anything other than a Soccer Ball. ANYTHING else
GM said there are levels of Kill - and splat is the lowest, requiring Resurrection by the Entertron
>Literally anything other than a Soccer Ball. ANYTHING else
GM said there are levels of Kill - and splat is the lowest, requiring Resurrection by the Entertron
>>18246
Difficult to say if that would have been done or not. Depends on if we would have been anticipating something like another Soros battle. My guess is probably not
>>18247
Yes. From this list. I think http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/summonMonsterI.htm
Difficult to say if that would have been done or not. Depends on if we would have been anticipating something like another Soros battle. My guess is probably not
>>18247
Yes. From this list. I think http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/summonMonsterI.htm
>>18247
Uh, low level, yes.
I have to leave for 5 minutes. Infernius, designate the lasting spell effect of hallow. Everyone else, get ready to protect ur nuts.
Uh, low level, yes.
I have to leave for 5 minutes. Infernius, designate the lasting spell effect of hallow. Everyone else, get ready to protect ur nuts.
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(dispel was not the best choice desu)
I think you all might want to take a look at this
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm#ninthLevelSorcererWizardSpells
>>18258
Not a bad idea, but first I want to wait until after our surprise - if we ever had one - has been spoiled. After that, certainly
>>18260
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18259
I edited the config so you have trips back again
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm#ninthLevelSorcererWizardSpells
>>18258
Not a bad idea, but first I want to wait until after our surprise - if we ever had one - has been spoiled. After that, certainly
>>18260
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18259
I edited the config so you have trips back again
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I've got dried ingredients for two doses of Bull's Strength.
>>18269
Last question: what is the central point of the Hallow spell?
I'm gonna start the cinematic wall of text, I'll wait until everyone says 'ready' to drop it.
Last question: what is the central point of the Hallow spell?
I'm gonna start the cinematic wall of text, I'll wait until everyone says 'ready' to drop it.
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>>18285
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
>>18288
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
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[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Tay, you're up
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
[2d20 = 35]
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
>>18347
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
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Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
>>18354
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
[3d20 = 27]
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
(size too, add a +6 for that)
>>18366
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
>>18370
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
But the second attack should have landed if the third one did since both were 25, unless the second one does not have the smite evil advantage
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC
>>18382
Yay!
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC
>>18382
Yay!
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>>18389
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
[15d10 = 94]
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog
Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
>>18396
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck
>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer
>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck
>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer
>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
>>18401
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
>>18411
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
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>tfw I'm going to have to go soon, but still inside its bladder.
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Tay?
Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move
Tay's move
>>18415
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order
>>18437
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
>>18436
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?
>>18448
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
>>18452
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
Spoiler alert, in his true form Kefka is a veritable demigod. Spare yourselves the trouble of low-level spells and effects
>>18460
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
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Not labelled, but rough positions atm
Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
>>18468
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
>>18470
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
[1d20 = 8]
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one
Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka
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>>18485
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
>>18482
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
>>18494
>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>>18496
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
>>18498
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
>>18498
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
>>18501
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
>back
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
>>18506
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
>>18505
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
"Let's finish him" she says
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
[6d20 = 56]
>>18511
>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
>>18511
>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
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>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
>>18528
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
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>>18535
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
>>18537
>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to life
lol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to life
lol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>>18542
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
>>18540
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
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>>18562
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
>>18568
GM, I'm still going after the real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
GM, I'm still going after the real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
>>18572
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
>>18576
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
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[32d20 = 339]
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
>>18586
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>>18589
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
[3d20 = 26]
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
>>18598
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
>>18599
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
>>18601
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
>>18602
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
>>18537
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
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Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
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Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
(That WAS a troll)
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
>>18640
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
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>>18628
>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
>>18654
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18659
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
>>18658
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
>>18667
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Fae connects, but no damage.
>>18671
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
>>18678
My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
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Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.
>>18683
Uhm oick one
>>18683
Uhm oick one
More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
>>18693
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
>>18695
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
>>18696
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
[1d20 = 4]
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken
The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
>>18703
She's a big girl
>>18703
She's a big girl
>>18703
no i dont REEEE
no i dont REEEE
Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
[3d20 = 16]
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
[6d20 = 71]
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?
[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
GM?
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Well?
>>18727
What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!
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The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
>>187501
fine rethinking
fine rethinking
Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
>>18702
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
That wasn't good
>>18775
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
Torcuil, this is your cue
>>18792
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
>>18794
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>>18802
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
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>>18805
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
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Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
>>18814
>all my meat is disappearing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
>all my meat is disappearing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
The stands around the party erupt in cheers. Not only has Port Barry - and Football - been saved yet again, but this time the citizens themselves took part. No longer was it the party saving the people, but the people serving and aiding the party, who saved everyone.
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
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Unfortunately, during the fight and the involved circumstances, no one landed the requisite spot check.
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
(still cinematic, don't worry)
"It seems that troublesome sprite bit off more than she could chew! This means, this realm is MINE for the taking! Go then my MINIONS!!"
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
Soros alone can still move, and he's sweating.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
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>>18841
(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
The golden female looks down at Thez, still not breathing.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
>>18843
(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
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>>18846
Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
>>18857
Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy
"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy
"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
(think Gozer from Ghostbusters, except sleek and golden, instead of bubbly and weird)
>>18875
>>18876
I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!
Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.
The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.
YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
>>18876
I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!
Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.
The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.
YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
>>18877
*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
>>18881
The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think you even understand
The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think you even understand
Don't demons have 3 hearts anyway?
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>>18888
>>18895
i see your point.
i see your point.
>>18880
She smirks for a moment, before leveling her gaze at Tracy.
AND YOU.
>>18882
(heard). I HAVE SEEN.
She reaches out her hands, and arcs of energy strike Thez' immobile body (for the record, that whole unconscious bit wasn't planned, Thez just failed a progressive saving throw).
Thez gasps to life, panting furiously.
CHILD, AGAIN YOU DEFY ME. FOR THESE. TELL ME WHY.
As she regains her breath, Thez takes on a defiant stare. "I love them. They are mine, and I am theirs. there is no reason to it."
The woman's eyes narrow again.
>>18889
>>18890
(sidenote, kek)
The woman reaches out her hand, and allparty members, feel a crushing sensation.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Thez <whoofs> and unleashes a barrage of attacks which are easily and quickly blocked and diverted.
SO I THOUGHT. YOU HAVE LASTINGLY BROKEN THE LAW.
She smirks for a moment, before leveling her gaze at Tracy.
AND YOU.
>>18882
(heard). I HAVE SEEN.
She reaches out her hands, and arcs of energy strike Thez' immobile body (for the record, that whole unconscious bit wasn't planned, Thez just failed a progressive saving throw).
Thez gasps to life, panting furiously.
CHILD, AGAIN YOU DEFY ME. FOR THESE. TELL ME WHY.
As she regains her breath, Thez takes on a defiant stare. "I love them. They are mine, and I am theirs. there is no reason to it."
The woman's eyes narrow again.
>>18889
>>18890
(sidenote, kek)
The woman reaches out her hand, and allparty members, feel a crushing sensation.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Thez <whoofs> and unleashes a barrage of attacks which are easily and quickly blocked and diverted.
SO I THOUGHT. YOU HAVE LASTINGLY BROKEN THE LAW.
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*is still eating demons organs, moving towards one of its hearts*
"Then take your vengeance. They are more important than anything! I stand WITH them."
SO MOTE IT BE.
The air, the tornado of fiends, Soros, his minions, and everything begins sucking back into the sky.
SINCE THIS IS WHAT YOU SO DESIRE, SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ONCE WISHED THAT ALL WHO ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD OR BROUGHT TO IT SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ARE SO CONVICTED TO THESE, IN SPITE OF MY COMMANDS, SO IT SHALL BE
SO MOTE IT BE.
The air, the tornado of fiends, Soros, his minions, and everything begins sucking back into the sky.
SINCE THIS IS WHAT YOU SO DESIRE, SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ONCE WISHED THAT ALL WHO ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD OR BROUGHT TO IT SO IT SHALL BE. SINCE YOU ARE SO CONVICTED TO THESE, IN SPITE OF MY COMMANDS, SO IT SHALL BE
Thez turns back at the party. "I guess this is goodbye, again. Maybe for the last time."
YOU MISUNDERSTAND MY MEANING CHILD.
Though harsh and oppressive, the voice has a hint of softness to it.
To the party it speaks.
SINCE I HAVE KNOWN HER, THIS CHILD HAS THOUGHT OF NOTHING BUT REVENGE. HER SOLE PURPOSE HAS BEEN THAT OF DESTRUCTION FOR TO THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED HER OF THAT WHICH WAS PRECIOUS AND DEAR. AND YET. NOW. SHE HAS GIVEN UP POWER, FORTUNE, FAME, AND STATUS, SIMPLY TO STAND AMONG YOU.
THE TRAVEL BAN IS REINSTATED, AND SHALL REMAIN.
"But no!" Thez says
HOWEVER, YOU CHILD, ARE NOT WHOLLY INFERNAL, NOR WERE YOU. I GAVE YOU MY NATURE BECAUSE IT SERVED MY PURPOSE, AND BECAUSE IT WOULD SERVE YOURS. IT IS OF NO USE TO YOU NOW, NOR IS IT OF USE TO ME.
YOU MISUNDERSTAND MY MEANING CHILD.
Though harsh and oppressive, the voice has a hint of softness to it.
To the party it speaks.
SINCE I HAVE KNOWN HER, THIS CHILD HAS THOUGHT OF NOTHING BUT REVENGE. HER SOLE PURPOSE HAS BEEN THAT OF DESTRUCTION FOR TO THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED HER OF THAT WHICH WAS PRECIOUS AND DEAR. AND YET. NOW. SHE HAS GIVEN UP POWER, FORTUNE, FAME, AND STATUS, SIMPLY TO STAND AMONG YOU.
THE TRAVEL BAN IS REINSTATED, AND SHALL REMAIN.
"But no!" Thez says
HOWEVER, YOU CHILD, ARE NOT WHOLLY INFERNAL, NOR WERE YOU. I GAVE YOU MY NATURE BECAUSE IT SERVED MY PURPOSE, AND BECAUSE IT WOULD SERVE YOURS. IT IS OF NO USE TO YOU NOW, NOR IS IT OF USE TO ME.
*stops rolling in Soros's blood and looks towards Thez*
>I'm confused but happy
>will get candy soon
>will get candy soon
I TAKE BACK WHAT IS MINE, AND LEAVE YOU WITH WHAT - AND INDEED TO - THAT WHICH WAS YOURS. YOUR MAGIC IS LARGELY STRIPPED,... BUT I SENSE YOU NO LONGER NEED IT
And with a turbulent swirl, the last of anything outside is again banished, removed and gone.
I did say Thez would regress in experience yesterday didn't I?
Soros is again banished (BTFO), outsiders are again verboten except by direct summon, and where stood a purple and maroon devil-girl lies a gray-skinned elf-dwarf, who's only desire is to be amongst her friends.
"Are,... are you ready for some Football?" she days weakly.
>end season 2 main story
And with a turbulent swirl, the last of anything outside is again banished, removed and gone.
I did say Thez would regress in experience yesterday didn't I?
Soros is again banished (BTFO), outsiders are again verboten except by direct summon, and where stood a purple and maroon devil-girl lies a gray-skinned elf-dwarf, who's only desire is to be amongst her friends.
"Are,... are you ready for some Football?" she days weakly.
>end season 2 main story
>>18921
>the dreaful mare, having been pacified by the taste of blood, has once again become controllable
[content, sleepy pony noises]
>the dreaful mare, having been pacified by the taste of blood, has once again become controllable
[content, sleepy pony noises]
>>18925
*Trumpaladin looks over with uncertainty, but will accept whatever hugging or other affection shown*
"Tay? What was that about 'conqueror of worlds' you told the golden lady?"
*Trumpaladin looks over with uncertainty, but will accept whatever hugging or other affection shown*
"Tay? What was that about 'conqueror of worlds' you told the golden lady?"
Torc isn't going to have a romantic intrest, but instead is going to have a father/daughter dynamic with norfilly.
I am okay with this
I am okay with this
Trumpaladin is shaken, his confidence and certianty knocked down as if by a mighty blast
>>18927
He picks up Tracy in his arms, and hoists her in part over his shoulder where he can carry her with one arm. With the other free arm, he advances towards the Football, to pick it up
>>18927
He picks up Tracy in his arms, and hoists her in part over his shoulder where he can carry her with one arm. With the other free arm, he advances towards the Football, to pick it up
As the scene calms, and as invaders are forcibly removed, the scene descends in silence.
"Three cheers for Trump! Three cheers for FOOTBALL!!" Sechs cries out.
The whole stadium erupts in elation. The sound of cheers is deafening. Thez, held aloft by Infernius, and surrounded by her dear friends - old and new - cries the first tears of joy she has ever known.
Game, set, and match.
Norfilly gains 4 levels, Tay gains 2 levels, and everyone else gains one. Also the armed and mobilized citizens gain three. All prosper on this glorious field of Football, most expressly Thez, who gains nothing,... except the leave to be amongst her friends.
"Three cheers for Trump! Three cheers for FOOTBALL!!" Sechs cries out.
The whole stadium erupts in elation. The sound of cheers is deafening. Thez, held aloft by Infernius, and surrounded by her dear friends - old and new - cries the first tears of joy she has ever known.
Game, set, and match.
Norfilly gains 4 levels, Tay gains 2 levels, and everyone else gains one. Also the armed and mobilized citizens gain three. All prosper on this glorious field of Football, most expressly Thez, who gains nothing,... except the leave to be amongst her friends.
>>18935
Good point, you not possess the head of the former Emperor. You should probably say something,....
Good point, you not possess the head of the former Emperor. You should probably say something,....
*now
>>18931
Trumpaladin, still holding the pony (if pony accepted. If not, then not holding the pony) addresses the crowds:
"What happened here to tonight has impact far greater than any before. Probably far greater than any of us standing here can imagine. We have - all of us here - freed ourselves from a great evil, one that has for long oppressed this and many lands. In the closing hours of this great struggle, the fight was lead not by the party members, but by the citizens themselves, who could stand idly by no longer, but took control of their destiny. In that, they learned the true meaning of Football - to be not just a lone individual, but a part of a team. To be a part of something greater than yourself, and to make its fortunes and glories your own. When you do this, you become more powerful than any individual, capable of greater glories. You are immortal, as you can never die so long as your comrades live on.
I will return to aid in where we go for here, but for now, our team must rest. Continue in the revelry. You deserve it"
Trumpaladin, still holding the pony (if pony accepted. If not, then not holding the pony) addresses the crowds:
"What happened here to tonight has impact far greater than any before. Probably far greater than any of us standing here can imagine. We have - all of us here - freed ourselves from a great evil, one that has for long oppressed this and many lands. In the closing hours of this great struggle, the fight was lead not by the party members, but by the citizens themselves, who could stand idly by no longer, but took control of their destiny. In that, they learned the true meaning of Football - to be not just a lone individual, but a part of a team. To be a part of something greater than yourself, and to make its fortunes and glories your own. When you do this, you become more powerful than any individual, capable of greater glories. You are immortal, as you can never die so long as your comrades live on.
I will return to aid in where we go for here, but for now, our team must rest. Continue in the revelry. You deserve it"
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Thez, (assuming Infernius releases her) walks up to Tracy, and grabs her hand firmly (but not aggressively). Addressing the crowd (she hasn't lost ALL her magic) her amplified voice resounds.
"Citizens of Port Barry. Behold, she who slew the Terrasque. Behold, she who bears the head of Kefka. Look on her and tremble!"
She smiles sidelong at Tracy.
More cheers erupt from the surrounding people.
"They will sing songs of you now," Thez winks.
>>18953
I was gonna have Kefka wink out in wisps of magic, but go for it. ^_^
"Citizens of Port Barry. Behold, she who slew the Terrasque. Behold, she who bears the head of Kefka. Look on her and tremble!"
She smiles sidelong at Tracy.
More cheers erupt from the surrounding people.
"They will sing songs of you now," Thez winks.
>>18953
I was gonna have Kefka wink out in wisps of magic, but go for it. ^_^
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>knows it is bed time
>don't really want to sleep
>falls asleep anyway
>dreams about adventures
>and football
>don't really want to sleep
>falls asleep anyway
>dreams about adventures
>and football
>>18955
>not mentioning Torc killed Korak and Kefka (really hates K name apparently) settin them free
I'm actally not mad, because after the years of Torc basically being deemd a terrorist by (((them))) he doesn't want fame. He just wants to know he did good.
>Torc takes norfilly stick collecting
>not mentioning Torc killed Korak and Kefka (really hates K name apparently) settin them free
I'm actally not mad, because after the years of Torc basically being deemd a terrorist by (((them))) he doesn't want fame. He just wants to know he did good.
>Torc takes norfilly stick collecting
Trollestia saunters up next to Torcuil.
"Good scotsman, I have done you a disservice. I thought my actions best, given that I have never known a hooman who had noble intentions. I admit to having wronged you. If you ever have need of an ally, or a companion, I am yours to call upon."
"Good scotsman, I have done you a disservice. I thought my actions best, given that I have never known a hooman who had noble intentions. I admit to having wronged you. If you ever have need of an ally, or a companion, I am yours to call upon."
>>18961
I reiterate my statement from yesterday. The Game will continue as long as there are anons who will play, and you play well. I look forward to next week (and indeed, throughout the week, I spend most of my off hours here).
I reiterate my statement from yesterday. The Game will continue as long as there are anons who will play, and you play well. I look forward to next week (and indeed, throughout the week, I spend most of my off hours here).
>>18967
Yes, but Torcuil is Merlin in a sense (and in a different life so to speak). He's never been about recognition, only about doing and being proper. And he is most proper.
Yes, but Torcuil is Merlin in a sense (and in a different life so to speak). He's never been about recognition, only about doing and being proper. And he is most proper.
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>>18966
Many thanks, but I have mostly been eating candy, so not much wrong I could do there. I will try to do more hands on with my new power level in coming adventures.
Many thanks, but I have mostly been eating candy, so not much wrong I could do there. I will try to do more hands on with my new power level in coming adventures.
>>18970
>'I hope all this Balor blood will make me stronger, like last time.'
>'[unitelligible pony musings]'
>'~Hmmmm feels warm'
*snuggles*
>'I hope all this Balor blood will make me stronger, like last time.'
>'[unitelligible pony musings]'
>'~Hmmmm feels warm'
*snuggles*
>>18929
Thez runs up to Tay.
"He... hey. I just wanted to say that,... I'm a big fan. I still want to,... y'know,... sing some time. Also,... oh nevermind," she blushes. "Let me know if there's anything I can do for you," smiles meekly but still wide-eyed.
Thez runs up to Tay.
"He... hey. I just wanted to say that,... I'm a big fan. I still want to,... y'know,... sing some time. Also,... oh nevermind," she blushes. "Let me know if there's anything I can do for you," smiles meekly but still wide-eyed.
>>18976
>tfw you're going to have to spend another 3 weeks building a mental image of what Thez looks like again
I am okay with this.
>tfw you're going to have to spend another 3 weeks building a mental image of what Thez looks like again
I am okay with this.
>>18973
"There you are!" Thez runs up and dives into his arms. For several minutes she just sits there, saying nothing. She takes a deep breath.
"There you are!" Thez runs up and dives into his arms. For several minutes she just sits there, saying nothing. She takes a deep breath.
>>18972
That was just a matter of timing, and the fact that the party was literally facing the biggest baddie in the book AND another ALMOST biggest baddie in the book at the same time. Don't sweat a thing
That was just a matter of timing, and the fact that the party was literally facing the biggest baddie in the book AND another ALMOST biggest baddie in the book at the same time. Don't sweat a thing
I must be
>>18997
"Oh God, I'd love to explain it to you later in full detail. But let me not ruin your night, since you seem to know how to spend it."
"Oh God, I'd love to explain it to you later in full detail. But let me not ruin your night, since you seem to know how to spend it."
>>19003
"I think I'm going to have to save the meat of it for a time when we have more privacy, more time to speak. But I do want to say that you impressed me there. I don't think it has been any secret that I was not... fond of your demonic elements? If that makes sense. But risking everything for comrades... That impressed me. It made me think about why I had been fighting, and what I expected to gain. What I did gain. What the consequences would be"
"I think I'm going to have to save the meat of it for a time when we have more privacy, more time to speak. But I do want to say that you impressed me there. I don't think it has been any secret that I was not... fond of your demonic elements? If that makes sense. But risking everything for comrades... That impressed me. It made me think about why I had been fighting, and what I expected to gain. What I did gain. What the consequences would be"
>>19008
"Well for what it's worth, I never chose to be a devil, I simply chose not to die. The rest was a matter of inevitability and forces beyond my control. Thanks to you and everyone here, I'm free of all that. When you're ready to talk, let me know," she kisses Trump on the cheek.
"Well for what it's worth, I never chose to be a devil, I simply chose not to die. The rest was a matter of inevitability and forces beyond my control. Thanks to you and everyone here, I'm free of all that. When you're ready to talk, let me know," she kisses Trump on the cheek.
>>19010
Coldly, almost as if not talking to Inferius, but past him. To no one:
"We killed a mage and his pet known for causing death and destruction pointlessly. And our first act - we, who shall lead the new order - is to bathe in a bath of blood. This does not bode well for our future"
>>19012
"I need you and needed you. I'll explain later"
Coldly, almost as if not talking to Inferius, but past him. To no one:
"We killed a mage and his pet known for causing death and destruction pointlessly. And our first act - we, who shall lead the new order - is to bathe in a bath of blood. This does not bode well for our future"
>>19012
"I need you and needed you. I'll explain later"
>>19015
i dont know if taking blood bath is right thing to do but i love you and you want to, me conflicted.
i dont know if taking blood bath is right thing to do but i love you and you want to, me conflicted.
>>19016
"Inferius, I have much to explain to you later, when we are alone and have time. I experienced a revelation during the fight"
"Inferius, I have much to explain to you later, when we are alone and have time. I experienced a revelation during the fight"
Thez smiles, first at Trump, then at Infernius.
To the latter, she says. "I'll only be 32 seconds, precisely," and to the former she says "Shhh, don't fight it." <whoof>
Both Thez and Trump appear at a meadow with a small creek/river running through it.
"She's just beyond these waters. And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days. The way back is to the south, follow the path past the large tree. Don't tell Tracy I told you. ^_~"
And exactly 32 seconds after appearing, Thez <whooofs> back to Infernius.
"Sorry, it was business," she smiles at him. Leading the way to the new bath house (not my idea, but) it becomes apparent that there are two main tubs, one filled with blood, the other filled with purified water.
To the latter, she says. "I'll only be 32 seconds, precisely," and to the former she says "Shhh, don't fight it." <whoof>
Both Thez and Trump appear at a meadow with a small creek/river running through it.
"She's just beyond these waters. And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days. The way back is to the south, follow the path past the large tree. Don't tell Tracy I told you. ^_~"
And exactly 32 seconds after appearing, Thez <whooofs> back to Infernius.
"Sorry, it was business," she smiles at him. Leading the way to the new bath house (not my idea, but) it becomes apparent that there are two main tubs, one filled with blood, the other filled with purified water.
>>19033
As Trump continues north, he sees a large and serene tree, not like the one that hid the jew hoard. As he approaches he notices the grass is long and undisturbed, flowing in the breeze. As he glances at it, a voice calls from behind the tree. "Who,... who goes there?"
As Trump continues north, he sees a large and serene tree, not like the one that hid the jew hoard. As he approaches he notices the grass is long and undisturbed, flowing in the breeze. As he glances at it, a voice calls from behind the tree. "Who,... who goes there?"
>>19032
Thez takes his hand (suddenly realizing that she's totally naked and without wings to cover herself, but still bespeckled with gems, decides its far too late for modesty) and leads him forward.
Thez takes his hand (suddenly realizing that she's totally naked and without wings to cover herself, but still bespeckled with gems, decides its far too late for modesty) and leads him forward.
>>19034
"Hello" He calls out, trying to sound friendly
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump, Trumpaladin"
"Hello" He calls out, trying to sound friendly
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump, Trumpaladin"
>>19036
"You are not known to me,... but I can sense that you are not evil either."
And a fair-skinned/furred Unicorn peeks out from behind the large tree.
"You are not known to me,... but I can sense that you are not evil either."
And a fair-skinned/furred Unicorn peeks out from behind the large tree.
>>19038
Trumpaladin extends out a hand to see if he will meet her, but generally shows that he means no harm
"I sort of know you. From a distance. I saw you in korak's ship, and sought to try to free you that night. That didn't go so well. He's dead anyways, we killed him. You need not fear him ever again.
What is your name, and where do you come from?"
>>19039
Kek
>>19040
I like fair hair and dark skin, which unfortunately does not exist in nature
\r
Trumpaladin extends out a hand to see if he will meet her, but generally shows that he means no harm
"I sort of know you. From a distance. I saw you in korak's ship, and sought to try to free you that night. That didn't go so well. He's dead anyways, we killed him. You need not fear him ever again.
What is your name, and where do you come from?"
>>19039
Kek
>>19040
I like fair hair and dark skin, which unfortunately does not exist in nature
\r
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>>19042
>fair hair and dark skin
You're thinking of a Lipizzaner: they're dark gray underneath (don't tell Aryanne I told you).
>fair hair and dark skin
You're thinking of a Lipizzaner: they're dark gray underneath (don't tell Aryanne I told you).
>>19043
>>19044
Trumpaladin gladly accepts
"I wanted to speak to you. I am here with a party of people, who, like myself, did not start on this world. I like them, but I felt I needed more contact. I am well known among the people of the town, but they expect much of me. Have a certain idea of me - not bad, but I don't want to maintain that appearance now. I saw you and recognized you as an Equestrian. I knew Equestrians in my past life, always got along with them. I know of only one here, and well, let's not talk about her. I wanted to seek out you. See if maybe we don't have something in common"
>>19044
Trumpaladin gladly accepts
"I wanted to speak to you. I am here with a party of people, who, like myself, did not start on this world. I like them, but I felt I needed more contact. I am well known among the people of the town, but they expect much of me. Have a certain idea of me - not bad, but I don't want to maintain that appearance now. I saw you and recognized you as an Equestrian. I knew Equestrians in my past life, always got along with them. I know of only one here, and well, let's not talk about her. I wanted to seek out you. See if maybe we don't have something in common"
"I have come to be called Slovenia, but that is not my name..."
The rest is something only for those in the grove.
The rest is something only for those in the grove.
>>19049
Stahp, its not like with Trollestia, I just don't have any energy. This has been exhausting. @_@
Stahp, its not like with Trollestia, I just don't have any energy. This has been exhausting. @_@
>>19052
You all make it worthwhile
>>19050
Yes
>>19053
All in good time
As those who are want venture to the new bath house, they are immediately struck by a sign, with fresh, gleaming paint. Lenos walks way from the doorway. "You're welcome," he says.
Emblazoned across the doorway is the unmistakable phrase:
"NO HOMO"
You all make it worthwhile
>>19050
Yes
>>19053
All in good time
As those who are want venture to the new bath house, they are immediately struck by a sign, with fresh, gleaming paint. Lenos walks way from the doorway. "You're welcome," he says.
Emblazoned across the doorway is the unmistakable phrase:
"NO HOMO"
>>19058
"You owe me," he calls, venturing up to the tower interface, to watch whatever happens.
And with that, GM wanders away (not far, I'm NEVER far)
"You owe me," he calls, venturing up to the tower interface, to watch whatever happens.
And with that, GM wanders away (not far, I'm NEVER far)
>>19060
It's been a long day. Great Job. I got a little fucked up emotionally at some point during it all, but that happens.
Goodnight!
It's been a long day. Great Job. I got a little fucked up emotionally at some point during it all, but that happens.
Goodnight!
>>19062
Thats kind of the idea. One has to dig at their scars in order to clean them out and properly dress them. ^_~
Thats kind of the idea. One has to dig at their scars in order to clean them out and properly dress them. ^_~
>>19065
Sorry, I mistook your meaning. I thought that you interpreted my 'leaving the proceedings open to the imagination' (not in a lewd sense, but in an endearing and sincere-but-otherwise candid sense) as something that might parallel what happened with Trollestia and Torcuil, or you for that matter.
Sorry, I mistook your meaning. I thought that you interpreted my 'leaving the proceedings open to the imagination' (not in a lewd sense, but in an endearing and sincere-but-otherwise candid sense) as something that might parallel what happened with Trollestia and Torcuil, or you for that matter.
>>19066
Kek, I'll fill in what would have happened for you: Trumpaladin asks Slovenia much about herself, but really, tries to spend the night talking to her the way girls talk to other girls. That is to say, he uses her mostly as a wall against which to throw his negative emotions and his dis-contentedness, maybe trying to seek sympathy or company with her in that regard. Basically, he tries to make her a confidant, possibly taking advantage of how she's sort of a captive audience.
He eventually falls asleep there in the meadow, partly because he doesn't want to go back, partly because he's too tired, and mostly because he doesn't know the way back.
I was eaking at the implication that she gave him her real name
>>19066
>>19067
Good night faggots.
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Kek, I'll fill in what would have happened for you: Trumpaladin asks Slovenia much about herself, but really, tries to spend the night talking to her the way girls talk to other girls. That is to say, he uses her mostly as a wall against which to throw his negative emotions and his dis-contentedness, maybe trying to seek sympathy or company with her in that regard. Basically, he tries to make her a confidant, possibly taking advantage of how she's sort of a captive audience.
He eventually falls asleep there in the meadow, partly because he doesn't want to go back, partly because he's too tired, and mostly because he doesn't know the way back.
I was eaking at the implication that she gave him her real name
>>19066
>>19067
Good night faggots.
\r
>>19069
Okay seriously, why is Tracy creditted as killing the Tarrasque? Under the order she had already gone that round, when she threw the grenades and blew her hoof up. When Nordfilly cast determination, it was the last move of that round. The next move would have been mine and the Tarrrasque's, with Thez and Trollestia moving before Tracy
Okay seriously, why is Tracy creditted as killing the Tarrasque? Under the order she had already gone that round, when she threw the grenades and blew her hoof up. When Nordfilly cast determination, it was the last move of that round. The next move would have been mine and the Tarrrasque's, with Thez and Trollestia moving before Tracy
>>19077
Here's the thing. Binging on those "how to be a great PC/GM" has brought a few things to mind, and while I appreciate MUCH of the insight that is presented in those videos, it also highlights one of my issues with tabletop games in general, and why I set out to craft this Game in the first place.
For one, while the rules are most useful in maintaining a degree of cohesion to the "game engine", outside of having a computer to verify that each and every rule is followed, including every modifier and attribute, there are points where it all becomes 'too much', especially with regard to the flow of the game. There are all sorts of (too many?) little tweaks that can be applied that change the gameplay dramatically, but without improving the quality.
Take this example, if anyone had taken the Improved Initiative feat (and I had applied it) that could have changed the order of activity for the whole fight. This would have lead to an entirely different process, but in order to appreciably allow for that I would have to make certain that every player knew about "Improved Initiative", as well as the whole slough of feats and modifiers, and skills, and what have you. That level of investigation or dissemination might be fun or viable to players who have little or nothing to do with their free time than read through the books countless times (which I've done and I STILL miss shit all over the place), but since everyone here has better things to do (mostly Xp), I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt. I mean, I didn't even bother to precisely calculate most character's modified AC, simply because the dice are more than able to indicate the rough probability of success, within a reasonable margin of error.
Here's the thing. Binging on those "how to be a great PC/GM" has brought a few things to mind, and while I appreciate MUCH of the insight that is presented in those videos, it also highlights one of my issues with tabletop games in general, and why I set out to craft this Game in the first place.
For one, while the rules are most useful in maintaining a degree of cohesion to the "game engine", outside of having a computer to verify that each and every rule is followed, including every modifier and attribute, there are points where it all becomes 'too much', especially with regard to the flow of the game. There are all sorts of (too many?) little tweaks that can be applied that change the gameplay dramatically, but without improving the quality.
Take this example, if anyone had taken the Improved Initiative feat (and I had applied it) that could have changed the order of activity for the whole fight. This would have lead to an entirely different process, but in order to appreciably allow for that I would have to make certain that every player knew about "Improved Initiative", as well as the whole slough of feats and modifiers, and skills, and what have you. That level of investigation or dissemination might be fun or viable to players who have little or nothing to do with their free time than read through the books countless times (which I've done and I STILL miss shit all over the place), but since everyone here has better things to do (mostly Xp), I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt. I mean, I didn't even bother to precisely calculate most character's modified AC, simply because the dice are more than able to indicate the rough probability of success, within a reasonable margin of error.
>>19078
>I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt.
This is really the most fun way. Rulecucking The Game too rigidly might also discourage other players from joining. As long as I can still keep doing cool stuff, I'm satisfied.
>I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt.
This is really the most fun way. Rulecucking The Game too rigidly might also discourage other players from joining. As long as I can still keep doing cool stuff, I'm satisfied.
>>19079
Likewise. Any time I've joined a new group, the GM has insisted I spend 2-3 hours spelling out every detail of a character, when the gross majority of those details never even come into play (including HP, skills, etc.). Fuck that shit. I mean yesterday I was particular about setup and preparation (both cuz I was multi-tasking and cuz otherwise it would have been a slaughter; imagine if the party had walked in in a group and just attacked the Dog!) but that was an exceptional case.
Likewise. Any time I've joined a new group, the GM has insisted I spend 2-3 hours spelling out every detail of a character, when the gross majority of those details never even come into play (including HP, skills, etc.). Fuck that shit. I mean yesterday I was particular about setup and preparation (both cuz I was multi-tasking and cuz otherwise it would have been a slaughter; imagine if the party had walked in in a group and just attacked the Dog!) but that was an exceptional case.
>>19080
Yeah. New players don't normally have an Archmage and a Tarrasque as their very first enemies.
Yeah. New players don't normally have an Archmage and a Tarrasque as their very first enemies.
Can I advance the augmentation of Tracy's alternate form? She ate like 1/4
of Soros last night.
of Soros last night.
>>19081
Certainly not, but that gives me reason (not that I needed it) to open up all sorts of inter-city/inter-state commerce which was being stifled by the Emperor's presence.
>>19082
No, in fact, I was going to have Sothelehren (the gold-lady) remove the existing Soros-essence from Tracy upon their departure. I didn't, but I'm still strongly considering it. Xp
Certainly not, but that gives me reason (not that I needed it) to open up all sorts of inter-city/inter-state commerce which was being stifled by the Emperor's presence.
>>19082
No, in fact, I was going to have Sothelehren (the gold-lady) remove the existing Soros-essence from Tracy upon their departure. I didn't, but I'm still strongly considering it. Xp
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>>19085
I had intended it to become the official game-ball of the Denver Bronco's, with the lingering threat of it being used by nefarious forces to bring back the Dog at some point.
Whoops, I've said too much!
I had intended it to become the official game-ball of the Denver Bronco's, with the lingering threat of it being used by nefarious forces to bring back the Dog at some point.
Whoops, I've said too much!
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>>19086
I kind of wanted to make some cool armor out of its carapace and scrape the body for mutagens, but an official ball is good too.
Before she loses her Ebil powers, can Tracy begin mutating other horses for her Assassin cult?
I kind of wanted to make some cool armor out of its carapace and scrape the body for mutagens, but an official ball is good too.
Before she loses her Ebil powers, can Tracy begin mutating other horses for her Assassin cult?
For sake of progress and narrative, I will say this:
Since the game world existed before the PCs began their participation, there was naturally a variety of agendas and factions operating entirely independent of the PCs activities. NOW, the PCs have become among the most critical aspect of the entire world, having slain the grand tyrant and the horrible and oppressive regime he had enacted on the world. There are still factions and all, but suddenly (from the outside perspective) there is a new "game" in "town", and the existing story/narrative is vastly less significant and central to the story. Simply put, I apologize that the story has been so linear from this point, and my efforts will now be focused on allowing the PCs the ability to entirely direct the focus and direction of both the party, the Port (as well as the communities they interact with), whether through individual or group exploration.
>>19087
I didn't say I'm going to yet, I'm just holding it over your head should she use her abilities to malign the party further. Xp
Since the game world existed before the PCs began their participation, there was naturally a variety of agendas and factions operating entirely independent of the PCs activities. NOW, the PCs have become among the most critical aspect of the entire world, having slain the grand tyrant and the horrible and oppressive regime he had enacted on the world. There are still factions and all, but suddenly (from the outside perspective) there is a new "game" in "town", and the existing story/narrative is vastly less significant and central to the story. Simply put, I apologize that the story has been so linear from this point, and my efforts will now be focused on allowing the PCs the ability to entirely direct the focus and direction of both the party, the Port (as well as the communities they interact with), whether through individual or group exploration.
>>19087
I didn't say I'm going to yet, I'm just holding it over your head should she use her abilities to malign the party further. Xp
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>>19088
Can she start the indoctrination/mutations though? Maybe add some Fiendish templates to some local equines?
It's also nice to get some individual exploration. Now I don't need to be as sneaky with her edginess.
Can she start the indoctrination/mutations though? Maybe add some Fiendish templates to some local equines?
It's also nice to get some individual exploration. Now I don't need to be as sneaky with her edginess.
That's why I asked if the removal of any and all outsider presence meant any and all. It seemed to me that, well, all traces of outsider would be removed if Thez lost the demonic elements that in part defined her
>>19089
There's a few things you'll need to specify before I give my answer. I know in a meta sense, you want(ed) Tracy to be able to rank in Assassin, but what - that aside - is the purpose of the Assassin's guild? Does it have a name other than "Assassin's Guild"? Does it have a market, patrons, and clients? I know that those are largely questions for ME to answer, but I'd like you to put some thought into it, as it will better enable you to interact around and shape dialogue, agenda, and pursuit. Additionally, are you seriously planning on filling the ranks of the Assassins exclusively with hoers?
>>19070
Sorry, that was a lazy answer. The reason is several-fold. For one, the citizens were already cheering Trump's name and cheering for Football. They watched Trump stand against the Dog and endure a brutal onslaught, and there was no question in their minds that Trump was a/the hero. This is WHY they cheered for him. At the same time, Tracy was the one who emerged from the Dog, covered in blood and carrying one of her comrades, and it was Thez after all who made the declaration. Thez was out cold at the time, so she couldn't have rightly known. Furthermore, I had offered that killing the Nerd (and Dog) would allow Tracy to establish an Assassin's guild, and I also said for it to be a spectacle. Since Thez saw that Tracy is not much of a talker, she decided to nudge Tracy in that direction to ensure that her (Tracy's) designs came to fruition. Stories will be told, and sung, and cheered about the magnificent Trump and how he grew to enormous size to fight the beast, and also whispers and rumors will grow about the vicious pony who claimed the head of the nerd and ultimately felled the Dog literally from the inside. There is still a subtle concept (perhaps 'lesson' was a bit pretentious, it was a wake-up, roll over, check phone reply) I am alluding to, and since I spent the previous day wall-of-texting a dialogue that was SUPPOSED to occur after the Dog died (and with/from an entirely different entity, the whole encounter with which was scrapped) I am rewriting the opportunity to express.
There's a few things you'll need to specify before I give my answer. I know in a meta sense, you want(ed) Tracy to be able to rank in Assassin, but what - that aside - is the purpose of the Assassin's guild? Does it have a name other than "Assassin's Guild"? Does it have a market, patrons, and clients? I know that those are largely questions for ME to answer, but I'd like you to put some thought into it, as it will better enable you to interact around and shape dialogue, agenda, and pursuit. Additionally, are you seriously planning on filling the ranks of the Assassins exclusively with hoers?
>>19070
Sorry, that was a lazy answer. The reason is several-fold. For one, the citizens were already cheering Trump's name and cheering for Football. They watched Trump stand against the Dog and endure a brutal onslaught, and there was no question in their minds that Trump was a/the hero. This is WHY they cheered for him. At the same time, Tracy was the one who emerged from the Dog, covered in blood and carrying one of her comrades, and it was Thez after all who made the declaration. Thez was out cold at the time, so she couldn't have rightly known. Furthermore, I had offered that killing the Nerd (and Dog) would allow Tracy to establish an Assassin's guild, and I also said for it to be a spectacle. Since Thez saw that Tracy is not much of a talker, she decided to nudge Tracy in that direction to ensure that her (Tracy's) designs came to fruition. Stories will be told, and sung, and cheered about the magnificent Trump and how he grew to enormous size to fight the beast, and also whispers and rumors will grow about the vicious pony who claimed the head of the nerd and ultimately felled the Dog literally from the inside. There is still a subtle concept (perhaps 'lesson' was a bit pretentious, it was a wake-up, roll over, check phone reply) I am alluding to, and since I spent the previous day wall-of-texting a dialogue that was SUPPOSED to occur after the Dog died (and with/from an entirely different entity, the whole encounter with which was scrapped) I am rewriting the opportunity to express.
>>19090
In Thez' case, she was 1/2 devil and fully integrated as such. In Tracy's case, it is more of a latent thing that flares up from time to time. I plan to make that a regrettable consequence in future entanglements.
>>19091
Understood, and I am not simply throwing out the rules, but I was trying to be accommodating especially to Tay and Norf, who I didn't want to be burdened with consequences 'cuz they haven't had the time or the opportunity to bathe in the massive amount of rules and designs.
In Thez' case, she was 1/2 devil and fully integrated as such. In Tracy's case, it is more of a latent thing that flares up from time to time. I plan to make that a regrettable consequence in future entanglements.
>>19091
Understood, and I am not simply throwing out the rules, but I was trying to be accommodating especially to Tay and Norf, who I didn't want to be burdened with consequences 'cuz they haven't had the time or the opportunity to bathe in the massive amount of rules and designs.
>>19092
You said that you wrote but lost the Kefka's speech, and should substitute the final fantasy or whatever that was speech it's stead. So am I to take it that Kefka issues a philosophical challenge against the concept of good itself with his final words, talking about how "destruction" is the only thing of meaning?
You said that you wrote but lost the Kefka's speech, and should substitute the final fantasy or whatever that was speech it's stead. So am I to take it that Kefka issues a philosophical challenge against the concept of good itself with his final words, talking about how "destruction" is the only thing of meaning?
>>19092
>Incoming autistic splerge for GM:
I thought of it sort of like an underground, cult-ish, equine-supremacist society, made largely of awakened horses mutated by monster blood. Tracy wouldn't consciously start it out as an organization, but more of as a latent circle of fear in horse society centered around the looming terror of the mysterious pale horse. Horses closet to her could be mutated into creatures capable of performing basic missions. The purpose of the "herd" itself would mostly be for Tracy's enjoyment, and the looming thought that her foal could be growing up in a world without other sapient ponies. I was hoping to gradually mutate and augment normal horses into potential allies with the Awakened Horse template I based Tracy's design off of, gradually growing more sapient and more monstrous through dark magic and consumption of monster essence. Only equines that Tracy considers to be useful would be augmented. The deal with Tracy is that she can speak to horses while most other characters can't, meaning that she could be semi-well-known among equines as a symbol of fear, but still keep her operations secret: because of this, she could extract basic information from horses or even exploit then into doing simple tasks. Since horses are essentially slaves in this society, Tracy could use her money from bounties to buy other horses and """"free"""" them, potentially indoctrinating and/or mutating them as her lackeys.
As for the actual assassins guild, it would mostly be centered around Tracy's personal bounties, and later around those who came to respect/fear her. NPCs of any variety could be hired if a venue were opened, but I'd rather the venue itself be a secret hide-out a way's distance from Port Barry. It could even start out as just a horse's skull on a stake, that hateful "clients" would leave descriptions of targets that they want killed, along with an "offering" of sorts, to be smited by the Ghost Horse.
>tl;dr I want to keep having Tracy killing both assassination targets and monsters to gain both new powers, wealth ,and lackeys by mutating other horses into monsters, until she herself becomes a supernatural symbol of terror among all races, but especially equines. The lackeys themselves wouldn't necessarily be Assassins, but they'd all be her bitches.
>Incoming autistic splerge for GM:
I thought of it sort of like an underground, cult-ish, equine-supremacist society, made largely of awakened horses mutated by monster blood. Tracy wouldn't consciously start it out as an organization, but more of as a latent circle of fear in horse society centered around the looming terror of the mysterious pale horse. Horses closet to her could be mutated into creatures capable of performing basic missions. The purpose of the "herd" itself would mostly be for Tracy's enjoyment, and the looming thought that her foal could be growing up in a world without other sapient ponies. I was hoping to gradually mutate and augment normal horses into potential allies with the Awakened Horse template I based Tracy's design off of, gradually growing more sapient and more monstrous through dark magic and consumption of monster essence. Only equines that Tracy considers to be useful would be augmented. The deal with Tracy is that she can speak to horses while most other characters can't, meaning that she could be semi-well-known among equines as a symbol of fear, but still keep her operations secret: because of this, she could extract basic information from horses or even exploit then into doing simple tasks. Since horses are essentially slaves in this society, Tracy could use her money from bounties to buy other horses and """"free"""" them, potentially indoctrinating and/or mutating them as her lackeys.
As for the actual assassins guild, it would mostly be centered around Tracy's personal bounties, and later around those who came to respect/fear her. NPCs of any variety could be hired if a venue were opened, but I'd rather the venue itself be a secret hide-out a way's distance from Port Barry. It could even start out as just a horse's skull on a stake, that hateful "clients" would leave descriptions of targets that they want killed, along with an "offering" of sorts, to be smited by the Ghost Horse.
>tl;dr I want to keep having Tracy killing both assassination targets and monsters to gain both new powers, wealth ,and lackeys by mutating other horses into monsters, until she herself becomes a supernatural symbol of terror among all races, but especially equines. The lackeys themselves wouldn't necessarily be Assassins, but they'd all be her bitches.
>>19094
Precisely. The spiel was going to be a paraphrasing of that dialogue, except involving references to Kefka and Thez' past interactions. I'll fill those bits in before too long
>>19095
https://youtu.be/32Gvs81E7CE
Kidding, I appreciate you saying that, and I'm going to spend as much time as possible developing my ability
>>19096
"Has previously" gone ethereal at will ^_~
Precisely. The spiel was going to be a paraphrasing of that dialogue, except involving references to Kefka and Thez' past interactions. I'll fill those bits in before too long
>>19095
https://youtu.be/32Gvs81E7CE
Kidding, I appreciate you saying that, and I'm going to spend as much time as possible developing my ability
>>19096
"Has previously" gone ethereal at will ^_~
>>19097
Good to know, but as far as mutating other hoers, request denied. I can however integrate more awakened hoers, as an element to the story that hoomans are unaware of cuz they don't speak hoers. Hoers are highly intelligent animals, so it stands to reason that there could be hoers of exceptional intelligence that hoomans (especially basic hoomans) are oblivious to. "This one's a rowdy one that don't take to riders" as an example.
Good to know, but as far as mutating other hoers, request denied. I can however integrate more awakened hoers, as an element to the story that hoomans are unaware of cuz they don't speak hoers. Hoers are highly intelligent animals, so it stands to reason that there could be hoers of exceptional intelligence that hoomans (especially basic hoomans) are oblivious to. "This one's a rowdy one that don't take to riders" as an example.
>>19099
Ben would be the guy to speak to, since mirrors were more commonly made of a sheet of polished silver or other metal, sometimes with a sheet of glass overlaid.
Ben would be the guy to speak to, since mirrors were more commonly made of a sheet of polished silver or other metal, sometimes with a sheet of glass overlaid.
>>19097
>Supernatural symbol of terror among all races
Do you want to get smote? Because that's how you get smote
Horses aren't people, and neither are soccer players and criminals, hint hint
>Supernatural symbol of terror among all races
Do you want to get smote? Because that's how you get smote
Horses aren't people, and neither are soccer players and criminals, hint hint
>>19096
Unrelated, but for the purpose of ambiguously (again, not lewd) concluding last night's interactions, I was assuming that Trump would wake up at the base of the tree with Slovenia sleeping peacefully beside him, her head on his leg like a pillow (and his leg probably numb from it, for comedic purposes).
Unrelated, but for the purpose of ambiguously (again, not lewd) concluding last night's interactions, I was assuming that Trump would wake up at the base of the tree with Slovenia sleeping peacefully beside him, her head on his leg like a pillow (and his leg probably numb from it, for comedic purposes).
>>19103
Not that anyone other than Tracy can determine for the time being. Think of it as a scavenger hunt for 'proper' hoerses.
>>19104
>soccer players and criminals
Oh just you wait. The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests. ^_^
Not that anyone other than Tracy can determine for the time being. Think of it as a scavenger hunt for 'proper' hoerses.
>>19104
>soccer players and criminals
Oh just you wait. The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests. ^_^
>>19106
>symbol
>secret
Pick one. Being a symbol is the opposite of secret.
>>19105
I hadn't expected her to be that physically close, but if she is, that's super cute
>>19107
>The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests.
REEEEEEEEE! That's MY power vacuum
>symbol
>secret
Pick one. Being a symbol is the opposite of secret.
>>19105
I hadn't expected her to be that physically close, but if she is, that's super cute
>>19107
>The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests.
REEEEEEEEE! That's MY power vacuum
The way I see the story developing, specifically centered around the dichotomy of Trump and Tracy is parallel to that which develops in the later/ending part of the Naruto franchise, where Naruto is the upstanding righteous and exalted hero, while Sasuke becomes the fearsome, semi-reclusive, and generally vengeful figure.
That's the idea anyway.
That's the idea anyway.
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>>19097
Actually, for that purpose. Tracy takes both Ponimaru and Copper's skulls and mounts two Nithings (a vengeful, Germanic pagan curse that cause serious illness or even death upon a household) in both the forest around Port Barry and the crossroads north of Pip village.
Actually, for that purpose. Tracy takes both Ponimaru and Copper's skulls and mounts two Nithings (a vengeful, Germanic pagan curse that cause serious illness or even death upon a household) in both the forest around Port Barry and the crossroads north of Pip village.
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>>19114
I still want to keep operations as secretive as possible. Could disguise herself and spread a rumor around the area that the Nithing Poles are cursed by a wicked spirit to reign death upon whoever's name is left with an offering?
I still want to keep operations as secretive as possible. Could disguise herself and spread a rumor around the area that the Nithing Poles are cursed by a wicked spirit to reign death upon whoever's name is left with an offering?
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>>19027
>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days.
Wait, wat?
I thought it was only like ~20-ish hours since the fight with Korak. My intention was to have her go visit her as soon as The Game accommodated (I was planning on doing that today, actually) and then meet her on a regular basis.
How much time has actually passed in-game?
>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days.
Wait, wat?
I thought it was only like ~20-ish hours since the fight with Korak. My intention was to have her go visit her as soon as The Game accommodated (I was planning on doing that today, actually) and then meet her on a regular basis.
How much time has actually passed in-game?
>>19120
I'm confused on this point also. On the one hand, it seems like the fight took place one day after the incident with Korak, but there was also that catastrophic pair of dates and another fight between party members, besides the night where Tay and Nordfilly were introduced, so... Maybe three nights have elapsed around like 52 hours? I don't know, time is weird
>>19121
>wonders how long until we'll have Gloriana Class Battleships
I'm confused on this point also. On the one hand, it seems like the fight took place one day after the incident with Korak, but there was also that catastrophic pair of dates and another fight between party members, besides the night where Tay and Nordfilly were introduced, so... Maybe three nights have elapsed around like 52 hours? I don't know, time is weird
>>19121
>wonders how long until we'll have Gloriana Class Battleships
>>19123
Yeah, but wasn't thart really just cinematic? If I knew there was actual time to be used, I wouldn't have wasted it horsing around.
Yeah, but wasn't thart really just cinematic? If I knew there was actual time to be used, I wouldn't have wasted it horsing around.
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>>19129
... because you never said otherwise iirc, and you compared him to Merlin, and also agreed to the comparison with Dionysus.
As far as the timeframe is concerned, realize that doing anything takes time. Just venturing from the tower to talk to Ben realistically takes a couple hours round-trip, or going to restock potions, or filling a broom-closet with knives, or venturing to sekret lairs,.... Just moving the tower from the big tree back to the stadium would have taken some time.
... because you never said otherwise iirc, and you compared him to Merlin, and also agreed to the comparison with Dionysus.
As far as the timeframe is concerned, realize that doing anything takes time. Just venturing from the tower to talk to Ben realistically takes a couple hours round-trip, or going to restock potions, or filling a broom-closet with knives, or venturing to sekret lairs,.... Just moving the tower from the big tree back to the stadium would have taken some time.
>>19128
Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.
Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.
>>19137
I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone
I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone
>>19126
>>19128
>>19131
The timeline I think makes most sense is:
4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to thegay bathhouse while Trumpaladin goes and talks to the Unicorn
Now is the start of the new day?
>>19128
>>19131
The timeline I think makes most sense is:
4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to the
Now is the start of the new day?
>>19142
Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
>>19147
Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148
Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.
Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148
Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.
>>19151
Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.
Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.
>>19146
I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.
>>19147
Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"
>>19151
Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now
>>19148
100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population
>>19152
Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"
I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.
>>19147
Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"
>>19151
Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now
>>19148
100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population
>>19152
Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"
>>19153
>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there
I didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.
>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there
I didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.
>>19155
Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.
>>19157
Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.
>>19159
I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck
>>19160
Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.
Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.
>>19157
Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.
>>19159
I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck
>>19160
Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.
>>19162
>HHGoA
I fuggin' knew it
>free time
When I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread
>facepalm
>HHGoA
I fuggin' knew it
>free time
When I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread
>facepalm
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Is it story time?
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>>19178
Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*
Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*
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>tfw next thread is low sugar or insulin edition
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>>19191
>tfw you've never had a child before, but when you finally get one, you're pretty sure (s)he'll be the Anti-Christ
>tfw you've never had a child before, but when you finally get one, you're pretty sure (s)he'll be the Anti-Christ
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>>19192
If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.
If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.
>>19190
>Remove Disease
It just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)
>Remove Disease
It just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)
>>19198
I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria
>>19197
Thank you Inferius
>>19199
Have you seen the parents?
>>19202
Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart
>>19203
This
I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria
>>19197
Thank you Inferius
>>19199
Have you seen the parents?
>>19202
Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart
>>19203
This
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>can we also make new nuts because me browser is starting to be mean to me
>>19194
Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?
Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?
>>19215
I have an AC of seven Gorrillion (30), so I pass
>>19213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI
I have an AC of seven Gorrillion (30), so I pass
>>19213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI
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